(Shows a human sized creature, clad head to toe in bloody golden plate armor. The creature takes out a sword and slashes at the screen.)
The Hurlock Vanguard, the vicious generals of the Darkspwan hoede.
(Shows a vanguard killing a human by decapitating with a sword)
vs.
(Shows a tall, green skinned creature clad in red plate armor. He also has a black Mohawk, black beard, and blue eyes. He slashes at the screen with a axe.)
The Orc of Durotar, the back bone of the Horde army.
(Shows a Orc implant his axe in a dwarfs head.)
WHO...IS...DEADLIEST!
To find out, we assembled world-class fighters to test some of the most deadliest weapons in history. Using 21st century science, we find out what happens when two of the greatest fictional warriors go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is..
THE DEADLIEST FICTIONAL WARRIOR.
The Fight club, a lab set up in the hills of Ohio where a battle is brewing. We have gathered a scientists, a doctor, a computer programmer, and combat experts. All to simulate a duel to the death between to inhuman warriors.
First Up, The Hurlock Vanguard, the vicious and ruthless general of the Darkspwan horde who does the bidding of the Archdemon.
Hurlock Vanguard stats:
Appearing From: Dragon Age Origins.
Height: 6'0
Weight: 210lbs
Armor: Veridium plate armor.
Loyalty: The Archdemon
His opponent is one of Azeroth's greatest warriors.
The Orc of Durotar, the fearless warrior who defends both the Ocrish people and the Horde.
Orc of Durotar stats:
Appearing From: World of Warcraft
Height: 6 to 7 feet
Weight 250 to 300 pounds
Armor: Plate Armor
(Shows a Caucasian man with black hair and five day stubble and green eyes. He's wearing a black tank top, combat pants and boot. He is setting up a gel dummy.)
Biomedical scientist Matthew Roth will use 21st century equipment to test the lethal weapon of the two fighters.
"This is gonna be one of the bloodiest mach up's to date." Matthew said.
(Shows a African American man with short black hair and brown eyes. He is wearing a black jump suit and a white lab coat over it. He is looking at a gunshot wound on a gel dummy.)
ER doctor Ronald Mack will see if the weapons will kill.
"The weapons are simply made to kill. You have swords, axes, bows, clawed gloves, daggers, and war axes and hammers." Dr. Ronald said.
(Shows a skinny white man with shaggy blonde hair and light blue eyes. He's wearing a green shirt and blue jeans. He types some data into a computer.)
Computer Whiz Jesse Jacobs will input the data in a battle simulation program to see who is the deadliest fictional warrior will be.
"This is gonna be close. Both warriors have inhuman strength and are blood thristy." Jesse said.
(Shows a human male with replica Darkspawn armor on. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He takes a sword and practices with it.)
Representing the Hurlock Vangurad is Ser Simon, a knight of Redcliffe who specializes in Darkspawn weapons and fighting techniques.
"These Orcs are not gonna be ready for the Hurlock Vanguard." Ser Simon said. "The Vanguard is either gonna kill it or take it away to make a new breed of Darkspawn."
Of the many breeds of the tainted Darkspawn horde, the Hurlock Vanguard is said to be to most vicious. It acts as generals to the Archdemon, a tainted high dragon. Unlike some of it's dimmer kind, the Vanguard has greater independent though than the rest and it can also thrall it kind in order to comannd.
"The Orc is going reget the day it messed with the Hurlock Vanguard." Ser Simon said seriously.
But our Orc of Durotar expert knows that his people will triumph over the evil Darkspawn.
(Shows a large orc wearing black and gold armor. He has black hair and beard and blue eyes. He takes a axes and decapitates a dummy with a roar.)
Representing the Orc of Durotar is Thrall, He was once the War Chief of the Horde and knows how his people are in battle.
"These evil creatures are nothing but vermin." Thrall said. "They will fall to the might of the Orc."
The Orcish people are originally from the planet Draenor. However they were enslaved by the Burning Legion and fought two wars against the races of Azeroth. After the two defeats, the humans of Azeroth enslaved the orcs, but the orc shaman Thrall rebelled and freed his people. However the orcs were enslaved again but the combine might of Thrall, Grom Hellscream and Jaina Proudmoore freed the orcs once again. After this the orc's founded the the nation of Durotar and it's capital, Orgrimmar.
"This isn't gonna be close, the Orc's will be victorious." Thrall said bluntly.
But how would the ferocious Orcs of Durotar fair against the evil leaders of the Darkspawn.
"My edge goes to the Orc's, they have reach, strength, and weapons that can kill." Matthew said.
"The Hurlock Vanguard is going to win." Jesse stated. "When you have a creature that only sees you as either a corpse or a breeding tool, it gives them a edge."
Both Come in with their traditional weapons:
Hurlock Vanguard Weapons:
Darkspawn Dagger
Darkspawn Longsword
Darkspwan Longbow
Darkspwan Battleaxe
Orc of Durotar weapons:
Fist Blades
Orcish Axe
Orcish Shortbow
Orcish Warhammer
First Up, Short Range
The Hurlock Vanguard stabs in with:
The Darkspawn dagger, a foot long of pure killing power.
(Shows a Hurlock Vanguard stabbing a human in the back with the dagger)
Steel
Length: 1 foot
Weight: 1 pound
Simon grabs a wicked looking dagger from a table and shows it to the hosts and Thrall.
"This is the dagger most Darkspawn carry with them. Like other races of Thedas, they use this in close qauters and it can penetrate armor."
"OK then, what we'll do is set up a gel torso with a plate curiass of the Orc." Matthew said. "Think you can go through that."
"You bet." Simon answered back.
The group walked up to the gel torso fitted with the armor of the Orc's. As the other sat at the computer gathering data, Simon stood in front of the dummy.
"OK Simon, on your go." Matthew said.
After a moment of silence, Simon let out a war cry as he stabbed the armor. The dagger indeed went through the armor, but not as much as the host thought. Simon ripped the dagger out to let the doctor check the damage. Matthew took off the armor and Dr. Ronald looked over the wound.
"Well, it did go through the armor but only a inch of penetration was made in the dummy." Dr, Ronald said. "You need at lest three inches of penetration in a human to get to vital organs but for a muscular Orc, I doubt this is a flesh wound to a orc."
"That's right human, it would be a scratch." Thrall said. "This would get us mad and then we would rip the vile creature's head off with our bare hands."
"Well, lets see what you have green man." Simon said.
"I got something that's gonna make your armor worthless." Thrall said. "And if you call me green man again, your gonna be on the receiving end of it."
The Orc stabs back with:
The Fist Blades, a glove that has three, foot long blades attached to them.
(Shows a Orc punching a Night Elf hunter in the stomach, putting at least 5 inches of steel in her gut.)
Leather glove with steel blades
Blades Length: 1 foot
overall weight: 2 pounds
Thrall walks up to the group with a fist blades on.
"These are Fist Blades, My people use these to great effect." Thrall said. "Once we close the distance, we put this in your stomach, neck, or head."
"OK, we have the same test set up that Simon did." Matthew said "Are you up to it."
"Swobu." Thrall said in Orcish which means as you command.
The group assumed the spot behind the computer while Thrall loomed over the gel torso, wearing the the Hurlock Vanguard armor.
"OK Thrall, on your go." Matthew said.
After a moment, Thrall let out a primal roar as he cocked his arm back and with all his power, punched the dummy. Thrall's strength easily let the blades go through the armor and went through a few inches in more. After this, Thrall ripped his blades out and the blood began to flow out of the dummy. Matthew took of the armor as Dr. Ronald check the damage.
"This is something I didn't think was gonna to happen, you went through the armor and at least four inches in to the body, which means this guy is dead." Dr. Ronald explained.
"Well, its a good weapon, the problem is that when the Vanguard see that, he gonna take his sword and cut your hand off." Simon said.
"HA, that evil creature will never even get the chance." Thrall retorted
So who gets the edge in short range weapons.
"This goes to the Orcs hands down." Jesse said. "With their strength, they can penetrate the armor of the vanguard easily."
In short range weapons, the EDGE goes to the Orc of Dutotar for the Fist Blades.
Next Up, Mid Range.
The Hurlock slashes in with:
The Darkspawn Longsword, a sharp and lethal sword.
(Shows a Hurlock vanguard stabbing a human in the chest with his sword.)
Steel
Length: 4 feet
Weight: 5 pounds
Simon approaches the group with a wicked looking sword in his hands.
"This is the standard Darkspawn longsword, it's a four foot, single edge steel longsword." Simon said.
"OK, we're gonna do the same test like the dagger, lets see if this can go through Orcish armor." Matthew said.
Simon walks up to a gel dummy encased in Orcish armor. Simon gets ready to strike the dummy.
"OK Simon, on your go." Matthew said.
With a loud battle cry, Simon stabbed the dummy. The sword went right through the dummy and out the back. With a grin, Simon ripped the sword out as Dr. Ronald checked the damage.
"This is insane, you went through the Orcish armor, and into the heart, killing this orc." Dr. Ronald said.
"See, that armor isn't gonna save your people, Thrall." Simon said.
"Ah, my people have dealt with this before, so I'll let your Darkspawn taste the axe."
The Orc slashes back with:
The Orcish Axe, the weapon of choice for most of the Orcish people.
(Shows a Orc decapitate a Gnome mage with a axe.)
Steel
Lenght: 2 and a half feet
Weight: 6 pounds
Thrall walks to the group and produces the axe of his people.
"The axe holds a special place in Orc society." Thrall said. "Most of my people specialize in axe fighting techniques."
"Ok, we have the same test Thrall, can you penetrate the armor." Matthew said.
"Swobu." Thrall said in orcish.
Thrall walked up to the dummy fitted with Darkspawn armor. He lifted his axe and waited.
"On your go, Thrall." Matthew said.
With a roar, Thrall swung his axe at the dummy's stomach. The axe went through the armor and lodged itself in the gel. Thrall ripped the axe out and let the doctor check the damage.
"Well all I have to say is this, if this man didn't die instantly, he'd watch his own guts spill on the floor." Dr. Ronald said.
"Was it a instant kill?" Simon asked.
"It wouldn't kill instantly but its a slow death." Dr. Ronald answered.
So who gets the edge in mid range weapons.
"This is a close call but I have to give it to the longsword for it's longer reach and better killing potential." Jesse said.
In mid range weapons, the EDGE goes to the Hurlock Vanguard for the Darkspwan Longsword.
Next Up, Long Range.
The Hurlock Vanguard fires in with:
The Darkspawn Longbow, a deadly accurate bow
(Shows a Vanguard firing a arrow at a Dalish Elf, killing hi when the arrow goes through the elf's eye.)
Whitewood
Length: 5 feet
Weight: 7 pounds
but the Orcs also fire in with:
The Orcish Short Bow, a fast firing bow of the Orcish people.
(Shows a Orc killing a female Night Elf warrior with a heart shot with the short bow and arrow.)
Wood
Length: 3 feet
Weight: 3 pounds
Both Simon and Thrall come up to the group with their respective bows in hand.
"OK guys, we have two gel dummies set up with the armor of both the Vanguard and the Orcs," Matthew said. "We want you to try to penetrate the armor."
Both nodded, Matthew chose Simon to go first. He walked up to the firing line and aimed the longbow down range.
"OK, on your go Simon." Matthew said.
Simon released the arrow and it flew in the air towards the Orcish armor. The arrow simply bounced off the armor as Simon notched another arrow and aimed. He fire again but the same thing happened.
"Nice try Simon, Thrall your up." Matthew said.
Thrall walks to the firing line and aims his short bow.
"On your go Thrall." Matthew said.
Thrall released the arrow and it flew towards the target. The arrow simply bounced off the golden armor. Thrall notched another arrow and fired again, showing that his bow had faster firing speed but the arrow bounced off the armor again.
"OK from what I can tell both of these bows are even." Matthew said. "Simon, your can hit from a distance while Thrall's can fire faster but neither can penetrate the others armor."
In long range weapons, both warriors are Even.
Last up, special weapons.
The Hurlock Vanguard swings in with:
The Darkspawn Battleaxe, a long reaching dealer of death.
(Shows a Vanguard cutting a Dwarf in half with a swing of his battle axe.)
Steel
Length: 6 feet
Weight: 10 pounds
Simon walks up to the group with a human sized axe in both hands.
"This is the battle axe." Simon said. "This thing can split a man in half vertically with a over head strike."
"Well you will be taking a swing at a gel dummy with Orcish armor on." Matthew said.
Simon then walked up to the armor clad gel dummy and readied himself.
"OK Simon, on your go." Matthew said.
After a brief silence, Simon let out a war cry as he came down with the axe. The axe went straight through the Orcish helmet and into the gel. It traveled down the gel dummy's head and stopped just short of the chest. After that, Simon removed the axe to let Dr. Ronald check the devastation.
"This is utterly insane, I don't even need to put my gloves on." Dr. Ronald said. "This is one dead Orc."
"So Thrall, what do you have to counter this." Jesse asked
"A weapon that can bludgeon even the most well armored warrior." Thrall replied.
The Orc swings back with:
The Orcish War Hammer, a devastating hammer capable of smash anyone to death.
(Shows a Orc making a humans head explode with a over head strike from his war hammer.)
Steel
Length: 5 feet
Weight: 15 pounds
Thrall produces a large hammer and shows it to the group.
"The war hammer is something that can cave in a mans skull." Thrall said "It's a very dangerous weapon in a Orc's hands."
"OK, well we have the same test with Darkspawn armor on." Matthew said.
Thrall walked up to the dummy fitted with golden armor and gets ready."
"OK Thrall, on your go." Matthew said.
Thrall let a primal roar out as he swung at the helmeted dummy. The hammer struck the side of the helmet and the gel dummy's neck hit bent in a unnatural way. After that, Dr. Ronald checked on the damage.
"This is unreal, you broke this guys neck like if his bones were made with toothpicks." Dr. Ronald said.
"The war hammer is a good weapon, but all Darkspawn seen this before." Simon said. "But they'll see this coming from a mile away."
"Not if my people cave in his skull first." Thrall retorted.
So who gets the edge in Special Weapons.
"Both weapons are deadly, but I have to give the edge to the battle axe for it's slightly better killing potential." Jesse said.
In special weapons, the EDGE goes to the Darkspawn Vanguard for the Battle Axe.
With all the testing all done, we are one step closer to see who is the Deadliest Fictional Warrior.
Review:
In Short Range Weapons, the Fist blades penetrating power bested the Darkspawn dagger.
EDGE: Orc of Durotar
In Mid Range Weapons, the Vanguards longsword beat the Orc's axe.
EDGE: Hurlock Vanguard
In Long Range, neither sides bows and arrows could penetrate their respective armor.
EDGE: Even
And in Special Weapons, the Battle Axe outdid the war hammer.
EDGE: Hurlock Vanguard
To make sure that battle isn't won by a single lucky blow, Jesse will run the simulate the battle 1000 times.
It will be a battle of opposites:
The vicious and evil leaders of the Darkspawn horde.
vs.
The noble yet savage people of Durotar.
Jesse types in a few more stats before pressing the enter button.
The Battle:
In a place that transcends time and space, in a area where a desert and a wooded area meet. A Orc from Durotar is on his wolf mount looking for a way home. He dismounts his wolf and heads towards the wooded area to find a water source to refill his canteen. In the wooded area, a Hurlock Vanguard who had been separated from the main horde was walking towards the desert area, to see if the main horde. Suddenly a snapping twig alerted the Vanguard that someone was near. He pulled out his bow and arrow and crept towards the area where he heard the noise. He noticed the Orc looking away from him. Notching a arrow, the Vanguard drew his bow and release arrow. The arrow flew in the air and struck the Orc's back, but did not penetrate his armor. The impact made the Orc turn to see the Vanguard releasing another arrow. The Orc saw this and sidestepped the arrow and drew his own bow. The Orc notched a arrow quickly and fired, but he was out of range as the arrow landed short. The Orc manage to dodge another arrow as he ran, notched another arrow and fired. The arrow hit the Vanguard in the chest but bounced off his armor. Both realized that they couldn't penetrate their armor, so the Vanguard unsheathed his longsword and the Orc armed himself with his Axe in his right hand and had his fist blades already on his left hand. The Vanguard let out a horrid screech but the Orc stood his ground.
"LOK'TAR OGAR!" The Orc yelled in Orcish, which mean victory or death.
Both warriors charged each other and swung their bladed weapon. Sparks flew as they made contact with each other. Then both warriors exchanged blows, trying to find a a weakness in the other. The Orc tried to stab the Vanguard with his fist blades but the Vaguard sidestepped an pulled out his dagger and stabbed the Orc in the axe wielding arm. The dagger managed to get through the armor and get some of the Orc's flesh. The Orc grunted in pain as he dropped his axe and turned to stabbed the Vanguard in the side with his Fist blades. The Vanguard shrieked in pain as he let go of his weapons but managed to punch the Orc in the face which made the Orc to pull the blades out. With no time to get his weapon, the Orc ran towards the desert to get his last weapon.
The Vanguard pulled out his battle axe and chased after the Orc.
The Orc made his way to his mount to grab his war hammer, but the Vanguard came up from behind and raised his battle axe over his head. The Orc was forced to roll out of the way but his wolf mount took the full might of the axe, killing it. After see this, the Orc flies into a rage and swings his war hammer if it was light as a feather. Back peddling, the vanguard dodge the rage filled assault. After the Orc took too big a swing, the Vanguard hit the Orc with the shaft of the battle axe in the face as hard as he could. The blow put the Orc on his back, and the Vanguard slowly circled the Orc. As the Orc got on both knees, the Vanguard lifted his battle axe over his head to bring down the killing blow. However the Orc in a burst of lighting speed, stabbed the Vanguard in the chest with his fist blades. The Vanguard screamed in pain as he dropped his weapon and landed on his knees. The Orc grabbed his war hammer, got back to his feet and swung his hammer. The hammer hit the Vanguard in the side of his head and broke his neck, killing him. The Orc then pounded the helmeted head, making sure the creature was dead. After he was done, the Orc raised his war hammer in the air and screamed.
"FOR THE HORDE!"
OVERALL WINNER: Orc of Durotar
"When I ran the simulation, both warriors were neck and neck, but the Orc's size and strength proved too much for the Vanguard to handle." Jesse said.
The Orc of Durotar got 509 kills, his axe and fist blades proved to be his deadliest weapons.
Orc of Durotar Kills:
Fist Blades- 210 kills
Orcish Axe- 130 kills
Orcish Shortbow- 59 kills
Orcish Warhammer- 110 kills
The Hurlock Vanguard was very close with 491 kills, his deadliest weapons was his longsword and battle axe.
Darkspawn Dagger- 125 kills
Darkspawn Longsword- 160 kills
Darkspwan Longbow- 66 kills
Darkspwan Battleaxe- 140 kills
"The Orc took this cause of his size, strength, and reach, congratulations to them." Matthew said.
"I can't say I feel bad about this." Simon confessed. "To be honest, I wish we had the Orc's with us during the fifth blight."
"It doesn't matter what creature you put in front of my people." Thrall said with pride. "We will will always come out on top."
The last scene shows the Orc, with his armored boot on his dead opponent, roaring in victory.
Next time on Deadliest Fictional Warrior, two of the Wasteland's greatest warrior will collide as:
(Show a man wearing black and brown leather armor. He points a shotgun with a drum magazine at the screen.)
The Lone Wanderer, the Capital Wasteland's savior who defeated the evil Enclave.
(Shows the Wanderer killing a Enclave officer with a chest shot from his shotgun.)
vs
(Shows another man with reenforced leather armor. He points a lever action rifle at the screen.)
The Mojave Courier, the man who defeated the NCR, Caesar's Legion and Mr. House to free New Vegas.
(Shows the Courier killing a Raider with shot in the head with his lever action rifle.)
Which one of these hero's will emerge victorious, stay tuned.