(Shows the three Deadliest Fictional Warrior standing around a table, discussing the match up.)
"OK guys, we have a great match up today," Matthew said. "Two evil organizations will duke it out."
"Yep, the Black Dragon is a organization that simply want to cause chaos," Dr. Ronald said. "They way they fund this is by doing such things as arms and drug dealing and freelance assassination."
"But don't forget Cobra, these guys want to rule the world and they will do anything to do it," Jesse said.
"And today we'll find out who will be the Deadliest Warrior," Matthew finished.
(Shows a Caucasian man wearing mis matched clothes on with a black dragon symbol on it. He holds up a ligh tmachine gun to the screen)
The Black Dragon Clan, deadly gun runners who was willing to sell out their own realm for money and inmutity.
(Shows a Black Dragon member killing a member of the Earthrealm Special Forces with a full auto assault with a light machin gun.)
vs.
(Shows a man in a blue uniform with black boots and gloves. He also has a crimson red cobra head symbol on his chest. He too hold up a light machine gun at the screen.)
Cobra, the fanatical organization who are hell bent to rule the world.
(Shows a Cobra Trooper kill a member of GI Joe with a blast from his light machine gun.)
WHO...IS...DEADLIEST!
To find out, the history of war and modern science collide, as Biomedical Scientists Matthew Roth applies 21th century technology to unlock new data on some of movies, video game, and comics greatest weapons. ER doctor Dr. Ronald Mack will assets the damage made by these dangerous weapons of war. And Computer Whiz Jesse Jacobs will input the data in the battle simulation that will determine the winner. Two of media's greatest warriors will be put into the battlefield. History will be written. But only one will be crowned:
DEADLIEST FICTIOAL WARRIOR
Welcome to the fight club, where we set up a high tech battle zone. We assembled a team of scientists, doctors, computer experts and combat veterns. All to simulate a sqaud on squad death match against two evil organizations from very different worlds.
First up, The Back Dragon Clan, The evil clan of cut thoarts who will do anything to help make money and survive.
Black Dragon Clan stats:
Appearing From: Mortal Kombat Series
Founded: Unknown
Base of Operations: Unknown
Current Leader: Kano
But Black Dragons opponents are the deadly enemy of GI Joe,
Cobra, the terrorist organization who will do anything to control the world and kill anyone standing in their way.
Cobra Stats:
Appearing From: GI Joe expanded universe.
Founded: Unknown
Base of Operations: Cobra Island
Current Leader: Cobra Commander
(Shows a Caucasian woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. She wearing a dark green military outfit with black high heel boots. She takes a pistol and aims screen.)
Sharing her knowlege of the Black Dragon is Lt. Sonya Blade, A member of Earthrealm Special Forces, she has been on the hunt for the Black Dragon. She is an expert on their weapons and tatics.
"The Black Dragon are ruthless. From what I hear, Cobra always underestimates its opponents, this is what the Black Dragon wants so when they strike, you don't know what hit you," Sonya said.
The Black Dragon were orginally a part of a large clan known as the Red Dragon. A faction of the Red Dragon disliked the strict code of honor and broke away. The Black Dragon has been involved in many criminal activites including arms and drug dealing to terroist attacks. Since then they have been pursued by the Special Forces of Earthrealm.
"I know that somehow the Black Dragon will snake their way to a win," Sonya said.
But our Cobra expert belives that the Black Dragon are way out of their leauge.
(Shows a Caucasian man with black hair and blue eyes. He is a black beret, shirt, pants, boots, and fingerless gloves. He checks a light machine gun to see if it works.)
Repersenting Cobra is Dashiell R. Faireborne aka Flint, a veteran member of GI Joe, he knows that weapons and tactics of Cobra intimately.
"Cobra will wipe these wannabe's out," Flint said. "These Black Dragon are the type of group that Cobra send out when they don't wanna deal with."
The origins of Cobra is a complete mystery. All that is known that it was start by a masked man calling himself Cobra Commander. With bases all over the world and front company's that feed them money, they are responsible for terrorist acts all over the world. The only thing that stops them is the military organization GI Joe.
"The Black Dragon are gonna to learn a lesson on how to be truly evil," Flint said deadpan
But how would a five Cobra troopers fair against five Black Dragon members.
"This goes to Cobra, they have better guns and bring in true military tactics with them," Dr. Ronald said.
"The Black Dragon are pretty dangerous, they beat back the Special Forces time and time again," Jesse said. "Cobra at the end always get beat back by GI Joe."
Both groups come in with their favorite weapons of war:
Black Dragon Weapons:
Kukri knife
CZ 75 pistol
HK21E Light Machine Gun
M72 LAW Rocket launcher
Cobra Weapons:
Bowie Knife
PP-2000 Sub Machine Gun
M60E4 Light Machine Gun
RPG-29 Vampir
When it came to close quarters combat, both warriors came armed with deadly blades. The Black Dragon members most common bladed weapon was:
The Kukri, the deadly blade made legendary by the Gurkhas.
(Shows a Black Dragon member slit the throat of a Special Forces member.)
Steel
16-18 inches
1-2 pounds
"The Kukri is a dangerous weapon, it can cut flesh with its sharp blade," Sonya said. "I know some guys who can't serve because the got their hands cut off with this weapon."
"OK here is the test. You'll be behind this door and when we tell you to go, kick down the door and stab this 100 pound pig," Matthew said. "After you stab this, another pig will come down on a zip line, take your best shot at it."
"You got it," Sonya said.
As the group settled at the safe area, Sonya stood behind the door ready for her signal.
"GO!" Matthew yelled.
With a mighty boot and war scream, Sonya kicked the door down and came towards the pig with the Kukri raised. She the took a huge swing at the pig and tore a huge hunk out of it. She quickly took another swipe at the pig and took another chunk out of it. She then waited for the pig on the zip line to come at her. When it got into striking distance, she took a swing and landed a perfect throat shot. Sonya took one last swing, putting the blade into the pigs skull. After that, Sonya backed down and allowed Dr. Ronald to check her work.
"Well from what I can see, The first one is probably a delayed kill," Dr. Ronald said. "The other one, you cut his throat, so he's dead in a few seconds."
"All I see is her taking to much energy trying to kill some one," Flint said in sarcasm.
"Oh and I like to see what weapon you can bring that can match this," Sonya retorted
"I will and it won't take a whole lot of energy to do it," Flint said in return.
Cobra's go to blade for close encounters is:
The Bowie Knife, A blade that made it's first appearance in 1830.
(Shows a Cobra Trooper stabbing a GI Joe member in the neck with the Bowie knife.)
Steel
12 inches
1 pound
"This is a American classic, you can slash or stab anybody and it's gonna hurt," Flint said.
"Alright, we have the same test as Sonya, so lets test that weapon," Matthew said.
The group goes to the safe area while Flint walks behind the door and waits.
"GO!" Matthew said.
Flint boots the door and lunges at the pig, stabbing it about three times. Flint the adjusts himself and waits for the pig on the zip line. When the pig was in stabbing distance, Flint gave a shallow cut wound and then stabbed it two more times before stopping his attack. Dr. Ronald stepped in to check the damage.
"Well, the first one is a instant kill," Dr. Ronald said. "The second one the first wound cut the skin and got into the muscle a bit but it's not a kill, the stabs did kill him."
"Well I know if he didn't kill that second one, that Black Dragon member would have taken your head off," Sonya said.
"Whatever, the first wound would have weakened your sissy Black Dragon member enough to let the Cobra trooper to finish him off," Flint said indifferently.
Kukri or Bowie Knife, who has the more lethal short range weapon.
"This is a tough one, but the Kukri has anywhere from 4-6 inches longer blade and that gives the Black Dragon the edge," Jesse said
The Black Dragon score the first EDGE for the Kukri.
Now our warriors go to their sub machine guns and automatic pistols. The Black Dragon bring in the:
CZ75 Automatic pistol, a Czech made pistol that fires rounds at lethal ranges.
(Shows a Black Dragon member killing a female Special Forces member with a bull auto burst to the face with the pistol.)
Automatic
Length: 8 inches
Weight: 2 pounds
Cartridge: 9x19mm
Clip Size: 20 rounds
"The CZ Auto is something that us Special Forces hate." Sonya said "One moment you think you got a unarmed clan member, then they reach in coat or slip it out of their belt, and you have a chest full of 9mm bullets."
"OK, we have a gel torso here," Matthew said. "We want you to put a full clip into it."
"I can do that," Sonya said.
The group got into the safe spot, Sonya loaded a twenty round clip into the pistol and aimed it at the dummy.
"FIRE!" Matthew yelled.
Sonya pulled the trigger and the gun roared to life. The bullets hit the chest and the guns recoil made the bullets rises to the dummies neck. Sonya gun clicked dry and she lowered the weapon and put the safety on. Dr. Ronald came in to check the damage.
"This is insane, first you hit chest and and hit the heart, then you climbed it to the neck," Dr. Ronald said. "This guy is dead."
"Please, this gun is something that gang bangers use, it's not a effective weapon," Flint said disdainfully.
"Keep thinking that, and your Cobra buddies is gonna get a face full of 9mm bullets," Sonya retorted.
"I don't need to think, cause the weapon I have can kill farther away," Flint said to Sonya.
When it came to mid range combat Cobra came in with the:
PP-2000, the state of the art Russian sub machine gun.
(Shows a Cobra member kill a member of GI Joe with a three round burst to the chest with the weapon.
Semi, three round burst, and full auto
Length: 13 inches
Weight: 3lbs
Cartridge: 9x19mm
Clip Size: 44 rounds
"This is the PP-2000 is a weapon that the Russian Army and Russian Police Forces use," Flint said. "It fires 9mm rounds and it has a effective range of about 300 feet."
"OK Flint, we have the same test set up that Sonya did, so let's get to it," Matthew said
When everybody was in position, Flint loaded a 44 round clip into the weapon, extended the stock and took aim.
"FIRE!" Matthew yelled.
Flint pulled the trigger and opened up on the gel dummy. A three round burst hit the hit the dummy in the chest, hitting the heart. After that, Flint went full auto and consistently hit the chest area. After his weapon went empty, Flint lowered his weapon and put the safety on. Dr. Ronald stepped in to check the damage.
"From what I can see, you managed to kill this guy three time over," Dr. Ronald said. "And you managed to keep a good grouping as well."
"It's a good gun, I'll give Cobra that," Sonya said. "But the fact is they won't see this coming, when they think your just a unarmed guy, the pull this and your dead."
"But you forget something, Cobra will kill anybody that gets in their way, armed, unarmed, or hiding they piece," Flint said dismissively.
So who has the better mid range weapon, the Black Dragon's CZ75 Auto or Cobra's PP-2000.
"I have to give the edge to PP-2000, it has better control, bigger clip size and a better effective range than the CZ75," Jesse said.
Cobra evens up the score as they take the EDGE in mid range combat for the PP-2000.
Now for both teams to bring out their long range firepower. The Black Dragon light machine gun of choice is the:
HK21E Light Machine Gun, the deadly machine gun based of the G3 assault rifle.
(Shows a Black Dragon ambushing a a group of Special Forces members with the HK21E.)
Automatic
Length: 44 inches
Weight: 20 pounds
Cartridge: 7.62x51mm
Clip Size: 100 round belts
"The HK21 is a 7.62mm light machine gun that can due serious damage," Sonya said. "Seven known countries use this weapon."
but Cobra also used a light machine gun, and preferred weapon was the:
M60E4 Light Machine Gun, a blood splattering chainsaw, and a modified version used by the U.S. Navy.
(Shows a Cobra trooper firing at a GI Joe Humvee.)
Automatic
Length: 43 inches
Weight: 23 pounds
Cartridge: 7.62x51mm
Clip Size: 100 round belts
"The M60E4 or MK. 43 is the weapon of choice for Cobra," Flint said. "This isn't like the ones that jam, Destro has modified these to make sure they don't jam."
"OK you two, the test we have set up is that you will be given 100 rounds each to kill three targets on attack bots," Matthew said. "Sonya your up first with the HK21E."
Sonya loads her HK21E and gets into the prone position and readies herself.
"FIRE!" Matthew yelled.
As the attack bots moved, Sonya opened up on the first on on the right. She gave it twenty-five rounds to the chest and stomach. She then took aim at the center attack bot and gave it the same treatment as the first. She then aimed at the last one and unloaded the last fifty rounds into its chest and neck. After her gun was empty, she put it on safety, got up and walked with the rest of the group to check the damage.
"This is text book on all three, they're dead," Dr. Ronald said.
"OK Flint, it's your turn with the M60E4," Matthew said.
Flint put a hundred round belt into the M60E4 and got into the prone position and waited for Matthew.
"FIRE!" Matthew yelled.
The attack bot began to move and Flint let loose with a hail of bullets. The dummy on the right got at least twenty-five rounds to the chest. Flint adjusted his aim to the center bot and puts twenty-five rounds into its chest. He then aims for the last dummy and fires his last fifty rounds into the dummy's chest. After the weapon clicked dry, Flint put the weapon on safe and got up and walked with the rest of the group to check the damage.
"Well, all I can say is that you matched Sonya in terms of kills," Dr. Ronald said.
HK21 or M60E4, which light machine gun gives their warrior and edge.
"The HK21 is based off the G3 rifle which is known for reliability, but the Cobra's version of the M60 has been modded to make sure it doesn't jam, so this is a dead even draw," Jesse explained.
When it comes to long range weapons, the warriors are dead EVEN.
To finish the testing, our warriors now come out with their explosive special weapons, the Black Dragon come in with the:
M72 LAW, a single shot bringer of death.
(Shows a Black Dragon member blow up a Special Forces Humvee with the M72.)
Single Shot, disposable
Length: 39 inches
Weight: 5 pounds
Cartridge: 66mm warhead
Clip Size: 1 round
"The M72 is a disposable anti-tank weapon that can destroy any vehicle you point at it," Sonya said.
"Well we're gonna see how does against a group of gel dummies," Matthew said.
Sonya simply nodded as she walked up to the firing line with the M72. She fully extended the weapon and flipped up the sight. She then aimed down range and waited for Matthew's signal.
"FIRE!" Matthew said.
Sonya hits the trigger and the weapon roars to life. The rock flies out of the launcher and heads towards the dummies. When the rocket hits in the middle of the dummies, the rocket detonated. A fiery explosion engulfed the area and debris flew everywhere. When the dust settled down, the dummies were completely destroyed. The group walked in to check the devastation.
"This is good as it gets, the M72 did not leave anyone alive," Matthew said.
"Ya it was good, but its a one shot weapon, the weapon I have can fire more than once," Flint said.
"And what weapon would be?" Sonya asked sarcastically.
When it came to surprise explosive ambushes, Cobra used the:
RPG-29 Vampir, one of the last weapons that was created before the fall of the Soviet Union.
(Shows a Cobra trooper firing the RPG-29 at a GI Joe Stryker APC.)
Single Shot, reloadable.
Length: 6 feet
Weight: 41 pounds
Cartridge: 2.6 – 4.1 inch warhead
Clip Size: 1 round
"The RPG-29 was one of the last weapons that the Soviets field before the fall," Flint said. "Western and Russian said that this weapon was a powerful weapon."
"OK we have the same test for you to do," Matthew said.
Flint walked up to the firing line with his weapon already hot. He aimed his weapon and he waited.
"FIRE!" Matthew yelled.
Flint pulled the trigger and the round flew out of the RPG. The warhead sailed in the air and hit the middle of the group of the weapons. The explosion was bigger than the M72's and when the dust settled, the dummies had been devastated. The group then walked up to the carnage.
"This is the same as with the M72, but our sensors told us that the RPG had a more powerful explosion than the M72," Matthew said.
"That wont matter, the weapon is heavy and clunky. The M72 is lighter and one person can carry a back back full of them," Sonya said.
"While the M72 is a good weapon, the RPG-29 has a better range and more powerful warhead. The M72 is just one shot and when you run out, your screwed. With the RPG, you can reload after you fire," Flint explained.
The M72 LAW or the RPG-29 Vampir, who has the better special rocket launcher.
"This goes to the RPG-29, with its longer range, more powerful warhead and the fact that you can reload gives it the edge," Jesse said.
Cobra takes the last EDGE for the RPG-29 Vampir.
With testing complete, we are one step closer to see who is the Deadliest Fictional Warrior.
Review:
In Close Range weapons, the Black Dragons Kukri defeated Cobra's Bowie Knife.
EDGE: BLACK DRAGON
In Mid Range weapons, Cobra's PP-2000 beat the Black Dragons CZ75 Automatic.
EDGE: COBRA
In Long Range weapons, Cobra's M60E4 and the Black Dragons HK21E was virtually the same.
EDGE: EVEN
And in Special Weapons, Cobra's RPG-29 Vampir blew away the Black Dragon's M72 LAW
EDGE: COBRA
The simulator is set to simulate the battle 5000 times. It will be a battle between five Black Dragon clan members vs five Cobra troopers.
Jesse hits the enter button to start the battle.
The Battle:
Five Black Dragon members were making their way to a warehouse, were some leaked info told them that there were weapons hidden. The plan was to kill the guards and take the weapons so they could be either sold or used by them. The leader was armed with a CZ75 automatic, the others had a few M72's and CZ's and one had a HK21E. Everyone of them had a kukri on their person. Meanwhile in the warehouse, five Cobra troopers were on guard duty. Most were armed with PP-2000's and one had a RPG-29. The leader of them had a customized M60E4 on him. The one thing they all had on them was Bowie knife.
One of the Cobra troopers decided to go out and have a smoke. The man left the warehouse and began to smoke beside a Humvee. As the Black Dragons got near the warehouse, they noticed the trooper and one of the clans men brought out his M72.
Black Dragon: 5
Cobra: 5
The BD member extended the weapon, flipped up the sight and aimed the weapon at the man. When he was ready, he hit the trigger and the weapon roared to life. The Cobra trooper heard the rocket come at him, but had no time to dodge. The round hit him and both him and the Humvee exploded in a fiery mess.
Black Dragon: 5
Cobra: 4
The explosion surprised the Cobra trooper and they sprung into action. The man with the RPG-29 went outside to check if GI Joe had found them. What he saw was five people in miss matched clothes with a Black Dragon logo on it. He saw a man with a M72 in his hands looking for more people to kill. The Cobra trooper aimed his RPG-29 and pulled the trigger, and a rocket flew out. The Black Dragon member turned to see the rocket and was caught in the explosion, his charred body parts flew across the area.
Black Dragon: 4
Cobra: 4
The rest of Cobra troopers came out and the area lit up with gunfire. The Cobra leader fired his M60E4 at two Black Dragon members. The Black Dragon member with the HK21E also fired at the four remaining Cobra troopers. One of the Black Dragon members tried to move to a better position, but the Cobra leader adjusted his aim at him and fired. 7.62mm rounds riddled the Black Dragon member and he fell to the ground dead.
Black Dragon: 3
Cobra: 4
Another Cobra trooper fires his PP-2000 at the other Black Dragon members. The HK21E carrying Black Dragon turned the LMG at the trooper and fired a barrage of bullets at him. The rounds struck the Cobra trooper in the chest, sending him to the ground, dead.
Black Dragon: 3
Cobra: 3
The Cobra leader saw his comrade gunned down, then he laid down suppressive fire at the Black Dragons. The last two Cobra troopers made their way towards the intruders. As they got close to the Black Dragons, the Cobra troopers opened fire. One of the Cobra troopers hit a Black Dragon member in the head with a PP-2000, almost instantly a Black Dragon turned around and aimed his CZ75. He fired a burst of 9mm rounds at the Cobra trooper who gun down his comrade. The rounds hit it's mark and the Cobra trooper in the chest, killing him.
Black Dragon: 2
Cobra: 2
The HK21E carrying Black Dragon member fired his weapon at the Cobra trooper and riddled him with bullets and he hit the ground dead. With only one more man to deal with, the Black Dragon leader and his comrade got out of cover and ran up to the warehouse. When they got past the gate, the Cobra leader appeared and fired his M60E4 and struck the last Black Dragon member in the chest, killing him.
Black Dragon: 1
Cobra: 1
The Cobra leader tries to gun the Black Dragon leader down, but his M60E4 clicked dry. The Black Dragon leader, who's CZ75 was empty, drew out his kukri. With no other option, the Cobra leader dropped his M60E4 and drew his bowie knife in response. The two leaders circled each other waiting for the other to strike first. The Black Dragon leader stuck first as he took several swings at the Cobra leader, but the Cobra leader back pedaled. The Cobra leader tried to slash the Black Dragon, he managed to slash the man in the chest.
The Black Dragon leaded yelped in pain and slashed back, causing a slash wound to the shoulder. The Cobra leader yelled in pain and the Black Dragon leader tried to finish off him off. The Cobra leader managed to side stepped the overhead strike and when the Black Dragon leader turned around, the Cobra leader lashed out with his bowie knife. The blade slashed the soft flesh of the Black Dragon leader's throat, which spurted out blood. The Black Dragon leader simply hit the ground, dead.
With his enemy dead, the Cobra leader raised his knife in the air and yelled:
"COBRA!"
OVERALL WINNER: COBRA
"When I ran the simulation, Cobra won 2544 battles to the Black Dragon's 2456 battles." Jesse said.
Cobra's PP-2000 and RPG-29 were the deciding factors in the death match.
Cobra Weapon Effectiveness:
Bowie Knife- 45 %
PP-2000 Sub Machine Gun- 59 %
M60E4 Light Machine Gun- 49 %
RPG-29 Vampir- 62 %
Black Dragon Weapon Effectiveness:
Kukri knife- 55 %
CZ 75 pistol- 41 %
HK21E Light Machine Gun- 51 %
M72 LAW Rocket launcher- 38 %
"When it came down to it, Cobra is determined to take over the world," Jesse said, "The Black Dragon only care about surviving and when they went up against Cobra, they were outclassed."
"Cobra will always try to take over the world and will kill those who try to stop them," Flint said, "And that's why they are the Deadliest Warrior."
(Shows the Cobra leader raising his knife in the air and roars in victory.)
Next time on Deadliest Fictional Warrior, watch as two top secret, special ops forces collide as:
(Shows a man wearing a blue jumpsuit with white gloves and boots. He points a Automatic shotgun at the screen.)
S.H.I.E.L.D, the Marvel universe's greatest defenders of freedom who take on worlds greatest threats.
(Shows a five man S.H.I.E.L.D fire team in a firefight with a HYDRA cell.)
vs.
(Shows a man with wearing a Olive Drab uniform with black gloves and boots. He points a bullpup assault rifle at the screen.)
GI Joe, the All-Americans heroes who go toe to toe with Cobra.
(Shows a five man GI Joe fire team ambushed a Cobra unit.)
Who will be the Deadliest Fictional Warrior, Stay tuned!