(Shows the three hosts standing by a table filled melee weapons, pistols and revolvers, assault rifles and improvised explosives. Behind them are two dummies dressed in suits. One has a white three-piece suit with black tie and dress shoes while the other is two-toned, one side black, the other white, with black shoes.)
"Today, we found out which one of these disfigured criminals will be the Deadliest Warrior," Matthew said.
"Yeah, Jigsaw is one of the few men who the Punisher couldn't completely kill off despite numerous tries," Dr. Ronald said.
"And then there is Two-Face, a guy that has taken on Batman a lot over the years," Jesse said.
"Really looking forward to this one!" Matthew said with a grin.
(Shows a man whose face is snitched together, he is wearing a white three-piece suit with a black tie and black dress shoes. He aims a revolver at the screen and fires.)
Jigsaw, the scarred enforcer of New York City, who had an encounter with the Punisher and lived to tell the tale.
(Shows Jigsaw and his gang gun down rival gangsters with a hail of gunfire)
vs.
(Show a man who's left side of his face is undamaged while the right is burned, he wears a two-toned black and white three-piece suit and tie with black dress shoes. He flips a coin into the air)
Two-Face, the mutilated crime lord of Gotham City, one of the most persistent enemies of the Batman.
(Shows Two-Face flip his coin, then motions for his gang to shoot several gangsters, which they do.)
WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?
To find out, the history of war and modern science collide, as Biomedical Scientists Matthew Roth applies 21st-century technology to unlock new data on some of movies, video games, and comics' greatest weapons. ER doctor Dr. Ronald Mack will assess the damage made by these dangerous weapons of war. And Computer Whiz Jesse Jacobs will input the data in the battle simulation that will determine the winner. Two of media's greatest warriors will be put into the battlefield. History will be written. But only one will be crowned:
DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
Welcome to the fight club, where we've set up a high tech battle zone. We've gathered scientists, doctors, computer experts, and urban combat specialists. All to simulate a battle between two disfigured criminals and their respective gangs.
First Up, Jigsaw. New York City's scarred enforcer, who seeks revenge against the Punisher for maiming his face.
Jigsaw Stats:
First Appearance: Amazing Spider-Man #162(October 1976)
Real Name: William "Billy" Russo
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200lbs
Mortal Enemy: The Punisher
His newest opponent is equally scarred and dangerous.
Two-Face, former Gotham DA turned crime lord, who has been a thorn in the side of Batman for years.
Two-Face Stats:
First Appearance: Detective Comics #66(August 1942)
Real Name: Harvey Dent
Height: 6'0
Weight: 182lbs
Mortal Enemy: Batman
(Shows a bald African-American man who is wearing a black shirt and leather vest, black combat pants and boots. He takes a revolver and checks the cylinder for damage.)
Representing Jigsaw is Nigel Higgins, a former British vigilante known as Outlaw and one of the few who took up the skull of the Punisher. Though retired, he is an authority on weapons and mindset of Frank Castle's most dangerous foe.
"This Jigsaw bloke can't seem to die," Nigel said, "Frank has tried many times but he always seems to come back."
Born William "Billy" Russo, the man who would become Jigsaw once worked for the Maggia, a Mafia like organization that hired super villains and mad scientists to work for them. Known as "The Beaut" for his handsome good looks, he mostly worked for the Costa family, one of the many families that composed the Maggia. One day he was hired to kill a reporter and plant a bomb at a house to eliminate witnesses. Though successful at killing the reporter, his bomb failed to kill his other target, which turned out to be Marine veteran Frank Castle, who was friends with the reporter. After visiting a nightclub one night, his life changed forever when Frank Castle stormed it and killed everyone but him. Castle decided to send a message and sent Russo face first through a window.
Surviving a fall from a second story, Russo's face had to be stitched together, making his face look like a jigsaw puzzle. Going crazy over what happened, he took up the name Jigsaw and began a crusade against Castle, who soon became the lethal vigilante known as the Punisher. The two have been trying to kill each other ever since.
"I hope Two-Face knows what he's getting into, because Jigsaw is one bloody tough bastard," Nigel concluded.
Jigsaw and his enforcers wield a dangerous arsenal of black market weapons.
Short-Range: Switch Blade
Mid-Range: Taurus Model 44 revolver
Long-Range: HK53 Carbine
Special Weapon: Pipe Bomb
(Shows a husky black haired white man wearing a light tan shirt, brown slacks and black shoes. He puts on some spiked brass knuckles and punches at the screen.)
Representing Two-Face is Harvey Bullock, a long time member of the Gotham Police Department, he has investigated Two-Face many times, so he knows his weapons and mindset pretty well."
Ole fry face has been a pain in our butts for years," Bullock said, "No matter how many times we lock him up in Arkham, he gets out and wreaks havoc."
Harvey Dent did not have a happy childhood, raised by a mentally ill father who would beat him regularly, often choosing rather to do it or not with a flip of a coin. This trauma left Harvey struggling with his own free will, often making decisions with flips of the coin. He managed to hide his bipolar disorder and paranoid schizophrenia from the world and with tireless work ethic, became the youngest DA in Gotham City at the age of 26. He would also forge an alliance with then Police Captain James Gordon and the mysterious vigilante Batman to rid the city of Organized Crime. However the corrupt forces of Gotham would soon conspire against Dent. A corrupt ADA gave Mob lieutenant Sal Maroni a vile of acid under order from Carmine Falcone, a power mafia boss. While being cross examined in a trial, Maroni threw the acid in his face, catching him on the right side.
The trauma from the burns would cause his hidden illnesses to boil over and soon christened himself Two-Face, becoming a feared gangsters whose crimes often had themes of duality or the number two. He now uses a gag two headed coin to make major decisions, unscarred meant good while scarred side meant trouble. He has battled his former allies like Jim Gordon and Batman over the years, with no signs of stopping.
"This Jigsaw dude sounds like a push over, somebody the Bat could deal with in his sleep," Bullock said, "Two-Face could take him down."
Two-Face and his gang kill their enemies with a lethal assortment of weapons.
Short-Range: Spiked Knuckle Dusters
Mid-Range: Coonan .357 Pistol
Long-Range: AK-102 Carbine
Special Weapons: Nail Bomb
But how would one of Batman's most persistent foes fare against the Man who has survived multiple encounters with the Punisher.
"These two guy seemed even but mentally is a whole other problem. Lets do the tests first before we get into that," Jesse said.
In our first series of test, we look at our warriors short range melee weapon. Jigsaw comes in with:
The Switchblade, a small concealable knife used to scar and disfigure opponents.
(Shows Jigsaw with a switch blade cutting into the face of a rival gangsters while two of his enforcers hold the guy down.)
"The switch blade is something that most gangsters would use to torture a rival with," Danny Tochigi said, Deadliest Warrior's weapons crafter said, "The blade is usually five inches in length and made of steel. It's weighs in at roughly 6 oz."
(Shows the hosts and two experts standing by a gel head and torso. Nigel is armed with his switch blade.)
"Your test is very simple Nigel, you have fifteen seconds to do as much damage as you can on this gel dummy that mimics human flesh," Matthew said as he slapped the chest of the dummy.
Nigel simply nods and flicks the switch, making the blade come out. He stood ready for the test to begin.
"Alight, cut him up!" Matthew yelled.
Nigel lashed out with the blade and cut a deep gash into the dummy's neck. He then quickly stabbed it several times in the chest, blood came gushing out of it. After that, Nigel took his knife and jammed it into the eye socket of the dummy.
"Time!" Matthew yelled out.
Nigel took the knife out of the dummy's eye and backed up to allow Dr. Ronald to check the damage.
"Your first strike severed the carotid artery and the jugular vein, which means he dies swiftly and painfully. The stabs to the chest hit the abdominal aorta, the biggest blood vessel in the body, he bleeds out in seconds and dies. And the eye shot goes through the brain and kills instantly. All and all, he killed this man three times over," Dr. Ronald explains.
"Knives are good but every gangster I've ever met carries them so Two-Face will see that coming, I got something that probably maze face won't see coming," Bullock interjected.
"Can't wait to see this," Nigel said sarcastically.
Two-Face comes swinging back with:
Spiked Knuckle Dusters, brass knuckles with even more lethal potential.
(Shows Two-Face punching a guy tied to a chair in the chest with a few times with a pair on his fists)
"The Spike Knuckle Dusters are pretty much brass knuckles that has spikes on the end of each finger loop. This means once you punch someone, the force is concentrated into the tips of the spikes, meaning better punching power," Danny said as he showed off a set of them.
(Shows the hosts and experts standing by a new gel dummy. Bullock is armed with two spiked knuckle dusters.)
"Alright, same test for you Harvey, one gel dummy to cause as much damage as you can in fifteen seconds," Matthew said, "You ready?"
"Damn right I'm ready," Bullock said.
Bullock simply walks up to the dummy and gets into a crude boxing stance, waiting for the signal to start.
"GO!" Matthew yelled.
Bullock started with a one two punch combo on the gel dummy's chest before turning his attention to the head and gives it a huge right hook to the dome before switching to a left cross to the jaw. He then continued hitting the dummy in the right side of the head and within the last second, busted the skull open.
"Time!" Matthew yelled out.
Bullock simply backs up to allow Dr. Ronald to look at the damage.
"Well for starters the chest wounds seem to go in only and inch or so deep, not enough to cause serious injuries but the would hurt like hell, plus the impact of the punch would knock the wind out of you because of the amplified power of the punch due to the knucks. Then there is the head, the jaw was broken with one of the punches and that would hurt severally and likely take someone out of the fight. Then there is the punches to the right side. After enough strikes it busted the skull open which means he would die," Dr. Ronald explains.
"If it takes more than one blow to kill someone, that is a useless weapon. My switch blade can kill with one strike if I get lucky," Nigel chimed in.
"Whatever buddy, I've seen what these can do to a person and I just proved it here," Bullock said dismissively.
Jigsaw's Switch Blade or Two-Face's Spiked Knuckle Dusters, which short range melee weapon gives their warrior the edge?
"While the Spiked Knuckle Dusters got some power to it, Nigel is right, it takes more than one blow to damage someone compared to the switch blade," Jesse said.
In Short-Range Weapons, EDGE: Jigsaw
Next up, two powerful handguns go toe to toe and later, both gang leaders bust out their long range assault rifles. Who will be the DEADLIEST WARRIOR?
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When it comes to mid-range weapons, both gangsters came in with hard hitting handguns, Jigsaw comes in with:
Taurus Model 44 Revolver, A Brazilian made hand canon that can drop any criminals with one shot.
(Shows Jigsaw fire a round at a rival at a nightclub, knocking him back into the bar.)
"The Taurus Model 44 is a large frame revolver made in Brazil that is the equivalent to the American Model 29 revolver," Deadliest Warrior Firearms expert Danny Stormwolf said as he showed off the gun, "It fires .44 Magnum rounds and like most revolvers, it has a six shot cylinder."
(Shows the group outside where there is wooden panels with door in them. Standing in between them is targets with pictures on them. Nigel is armed with the Taurus revolver.)
"So here is our test, we will have you bust down these doors and fire at targets with Two-Face on them. One of the targets however will be that of Jigsaw, if you shoot that, the test will be over instantly. Also to make the test a little more challenging, we'll have Bullock toss smoke grenades to obscure your vision," Matthew explains.
Nigel nods to acknowledge the rules and he makes his way towards the first door. Meanwhile, Bullock is given several smoke grenades. He pulls the pins on each grenade and tosses them near each target, red smoke comes pillowing out of them. Soon as an enough smoke came out, the test is about to start.
"GO!" Matthew shouted.
Nigel busted down the door and saw the visage of Two-Face, he raises his revolver and puts a round in his chest. He runs around the target and busts down that door and puts a round into another Two-Face target, this time in the head. He approaches the second door and busts down the door only to be met with the mangled face of Jigsaw. He pushes the target to the side and kicks the door down and fires another round at the Two-Face target but misses the head by inches. Nigel never notices this and makes his way to the last door and kicks it in, firing his last two rounds into the dummy's chest. After the test is done, Nigel opens the cylinder and ejects the spent rounds from his revolver, flicks the cylinder back into place and holsters the revolver. After the smoke clears, the crew walks over to check the damage.
"The first target took a round to the chest, with the round that thing packs, he's a dead man. The second one is a no brainer, pun intended. He dies instantly and his brains are all over the wall. You managed to spare Jiggy here and the next target is a miss by inches, that means he's still alive and shooting at you. And the last target took two the chest, so that means he's dead twice over," Dr. Ronald explained as they walked through the test area.
"That's 80% accuracy right there, would have loved to see 100% there," Matthew said.
"Well, the smoke obscured my vision and I was off by a few inches. More than likely he would have heard the bullet whiz past his head, ducked for cover and I could have gotten past him due to the smoke," Nigel stated.
"Excuses my friend, Two-Face would have just shot into the smoke once that bullet was heard, and the gun he carries has one advantage yours don't, it's semi-auto," Bullock stated confidently.
Two-Face fires back with:
The Coonan .357 pistol, The classic M1911 pistol that fires deadly revolver rounds.
(Shows Two-Face fires his Coonan at a member of the Joker's gang, killing the guy.)
"The Coonan is a unique handgun, it is essentially a M1911 handgun but instead of the .45ACP round, which is a rimless cartridge. It fires the rimmed .357 rimmed round, however that means it takes it's own proprietary magazines rather than any kind of standard ones and it's also heavier than regular M1911 pistol," Jason said as he showed off the gun, "Like the M1911, it fires from a 7 round magazine but can have eight rounds in total if you have a round in the chamber."
(The crew stand by as the test is reset. Bullock is now armed with his pistol.)
"Alright, same test. You will take out the Jigsaw targets and spare the Two-Face
target or the test is instantly over. Like before, smoke grenades will be deployed to obscure your vision," Matthew stated.
Bullock nodded and walked up to the first door. Nigel would use the smoke grenades, which the smoke is now colored blue, to cover the area. Once the smoke is thick enough, the test would soon begin.
"GO!" Matthew yelled.
Bullock kicked down the door and was immediately welcomed by the visage of Two-Face. Bullock recognized this and made his way around the target and kick down the other door, seeing Jigsaw's mangled face, he put three rounds into his chest. He kicked down the other door and fired another three into targets chest. As he approaches the next door, he reloads his pistol and kicks down the door and fires another three rounds into the chest. As he bust down the last door, he unloads the remaining rounds into the chest of the target. Once the test is done, Bullock ejects the magazine out of the gun and allows the slide to go forward. He soon holsters his pistol as the crew comes towards him to check the damage.
"From what I can see, you managed to hit each target with three rounds to the chest. While the .357 Magnum round is not as powerful as the .44, it would kill all of these guys instantly. Plus you reloaded during the test and from what I can see, it would be faster than a revolver even if you use a speed loader," Dr. Ronald stated.
"And you managed to hit all of the targets, meaning you had 100% accuracy," Matt said.
"See, Jigsaw would be dead before he managed to get a shot off," Bullock said to Nigel with a smug smile on his face.
"It isn't over yet," Nigel scoffed.
Jigsaw's Taurus Model 44 or Two-Face's Coonan .357, which mid-range weapon gives their warrior the edge?
"We've had this match up before and it always ends up the same, a semi-auto pistol will always beat out a revolver due to the better reload time," Jesse stated.
In Mid-Range Weapons, EDGE: Two-Face
Next up, both sides bring out their rapid fire long range killers and later, things will turn explosive when the warriors bring out their special weapons. Who will be the DEADLIEST WARRIOR!.
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In our next series of test, we test out our warriors long range weapons, assault rifles. Jigsaw come firing in with:
The HK53 Carbine, a shorten version of the HK33 assault rifle.
(Shows Jigsaw's men gun down several drug dealers that owe them money with their HK53's.)
"The HK53 is a carbine variant of the HK33, which is essentially a G3 rifle that fires NATO Standard rounds. If you look at it, it actually looks like an oversize MP5A3, it fires 5.56×45mm NATO rounds and has a magazine size of 30 rounds," Jason explains as he shows off a model.
(Shows the hosts standing by a mock up of a restaurant, tables are set up with six foam torsos and heads and a bar in the back with a single dummy acting as a bartender. Nigel and an off duty NYPD SWAT Officer are standing armed with their HK53's.)
"So here is the
test, we have mock up of a restaurant that has refuse to pay it's protection money and now it's time to send a message, you'll be given one clip to do as much damage as possible," Matthew said.
Both men nodded and loaded up their carbines and chambers rounds into them, once they were ready the walked up in front of the scene and ready themselves for the test.
"On your go!" Matthew yelled.
Both men raised their carbines and opened fire on their sector of fire, the 5.56mm rounds tearing through the dummies like their were nothing. Holes in faces, throats, and chests. After a few seconds, the two's guns click empty, the two men yell out "Clear!" to signify that they are done. The group walk up to check the damage.
"This is a bloodbath, everybody here would be dead. You got shots to the head, face, neck, and chest," Dr. Ronald said.
"This is a great gun, it has the advantage of firing a AR round but have the compactness of a Sub-Machine Gun, meaning it's better in close quarters," Nigel stated.
"Well that's a good gun, but I think ours is better," Bullock said back.
Two-Face fires back with his go to assault rifle of choice:
The AK-102 Carbine, The classic AK design that fires NATO standard bullets.
(Shows Two-Face's men line up a group of men from the Penguin's gang against a wall and firing into them, killing them.)
"The AK-100 series are essentially AK-74's made from modern material that are made mainly for export for other countries. The 102 is a carbine variant that fire 5.56 NATO rounds, basically they are made for people who want the reliability of the AK but fire the NATO rounds they prefer. It holds thirty rounds in a slightly straighter magazine compared to other AK magazines," Jason said as he showed off a model.
(Shows the mock up being rebuilt and rest. Once it is over, Bullock and an off-duty GCPD SWAT officer stand ready with their weapons in hand.)
"Alright same test for you
guys," Matthew said, "You'll have one clip to show off what this weapon's damage is like."
Both men nodded and slapped their magazines into their AK's and chambered rounds. They walk over to the firing lines and waited for the signal to start the test.
"GO!" Matthew yelled.
Both men opened up on the restaurant, rounds flying out of the barrels of their AR's. The 5.56mm rounds tear through their targets with easy, holes in the face, throats and chest are easily seen. Soon the two guns clicked dry and both of them yelled "Clear!". Dr. Ronald comes into the scene to check the damage.
"I'm seeing the same amount of damage here as with the HK53, all shots are in the head, face, neck or chest, meaning all these guys are dead," Dr. Ronald said as he examined the scene.
"Think about this, you have the legendary durability of the AK weapon system with the abundance of the 5.56mm round in America, Ol' Fry Face did a number on the streets of Gotham with this gun when he got his hands on it," Bullock explained.
"Well, that gun is still more cumbersome compared to the HK53, while you are bring it to bare, I have my gun up faster and filling you full of lead," Nigel countered.
Jigsaw's HK53 or Two-Face's AK-102, which assault rifle gives their warrior the edge in long range weapons?
"From a the tests, these guns are dead even. However, Nigel has a point about his gun, it's more compact compared to the AK-102, which would benefit him slightly in the urban combat that these two usually engage in."
In Long-Range Weapons, EDGE: Jigsaw
Next up, things get explosive with our warriors special weapons and later, the Final Battle! Who will be the DEADLIEST WARRIOR?
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For our last series of test, our warriors would use improvised explosive devices to kill as many rivals as possible. Jigsaw's explosive of choice is:
Pipe Bombs, The original and deadly IED!
(Shows Jigsaw throw a pipe bomb into the house of a police informant, the blast soon kills the man in a hale of shrapnel.)
"Pipe bombs have been around for years, the earliest know use of it was in 1886 in Chicago. All it really is a tightly sealed piece of pipe with explosive material in it, which could be any number of things. It can be used in two different ways, one with a fuse that can be thrown or it can be detonated like a mine. The ones use by Jigsaw are usually the thrown kind," Jason said as he showed off a replica of a pipe bomb.
(Shows the group standing outside near a mock up of a room, several dummies are set up with patches on them.)
"So here is the test, you'll be given a pipe bomb with a really long fuse to throw into this mock up of a room. We have shock patches to determine what will happen, if the 37g patch is tripped, it means he's dazed and confused, it the 100g is tripped, it means he's dead," Matthew explained to Nigel.
Nigel simply nods and gets ready for the test. The others get behind an armored area to watch the action.
"Alright Nigel, on your go!" Matthew yelled, "Once that thing is lit, get you butt over here as fast as you can."
Nigel takes a lighter and lights the fuse. He soon throws the explosive through the window of the mock up and he turns around and books it to the armored area. Once he is safely behind the protective area, the crew wait for the pipe bomb to explode. After a few seconds, the pipe bomb detonates and the explosion rips through the mock up with force, the dummies ripped to shreds.
Once the smoked clear and the firefighter crew on hand make sure it is safe, the crew soon walk in on the devastation. Dr. Ronald begins to check the dummies for their injuries.
"From what I can see, the dummies all have their 100g patches have been tripped, which means their dead via the shock wave. And from what I can see, even if shock wave didn't do the job, the shrapnel did," Dr. Ronald explained.
"What do you think of that?" Nigel said to Harvey.
"Any two-bit hoodlum can make something like that, plus you have time to escape before it explosive Two-Face carries has is way more powerful than that thing," Harvey answered.
Two-Face comes in with:
The Nail Bomb, a deadly bomb that shreds it's opponents with a deadly hale of nails.
(Shows two GCPD officers enter a building Two-Face uses as a warehouse, the two trip a wire that causes an explosion that shreds them to pieces.)
"The Nail Bomb is a IED device that saw notable use by the Irish Republican Army during the Troubles. It's an improvised explosive like a pipe bomb but added nails to it, making even deadlier than normal," Jason explained as he showed off a non-explosive replica.
(Shows the group standing near a protective bunker with the assembled group. Off in the distance is a mock up of a room, one dummy is half way through the door while another on is behind it.)
"So here is our test, since Two-Face like to use Nail Bombs as traps to protect his assets, our test will simulate what would happen if two cops came charging in a place Two-Face owns. We'll detonate it remotely but we set the dummies up like they've tripped a wire. Similar to the last test, they will have shock patches to see if they are stunned by the blast or die because of it," Matthew explained.
The group soon enter the bunker and when the go ahead was given, Harvey took up the detonator.
"Alright Harvey, on your go." Matthew said.
With a grin on his face, Harvey pressed down on the button of the detonator and soon the explosive detonated, nails flew threw the air and ripped through the first dummy like nothing while the other got some as well. Both were floored by the explosion. Once the smoke cleared and the emergency crew deemed the area safe. The group makes it way to the devastation. Dr. Ronald checks the dummies for damage.
"Well from the shock pads, both 100g patches have been tripped, which means the force of the explosion killed them. The dummy in the door way took the lion's share of the nails but boy howdy, the damage is more severe than the pipe bomb. The other guy took enough of it as well to likely die within seconds," Dr. Ronald explained.
"Nice display but there is one big flaw, it's stationary," Nigel said, "You could see the wire and dodge it or maybe even go through a window or back door that isn't wired to blow."
"From what I hear, this Jigsaw isn't the most brightest guy, he'd rush in and blow himself sky high," Harvey scoffed.
Jigsaw's Pipe Bombs or Two-Face's Nail Bomb, which IED gives their warrior the edge in Special Weapons?
"Both of these IED's have pros and cons, the pipe bomb is more portable but the lacks killing power and the fuse allows people to escape the blast. The Nail Bomb is stationary and someone could avoid it but it had more destructive power. So I'm going to run the numbers and see which one will get the edge," Jesse explained.
It is a close call but:
In Special Weapons, EDGE: Two-Face.
Now we evaluate our warriors X-Factor, one defining attribute they alone carry into this fight. And for the first time ever, the X-Factor will be a detriment to their respective warrior. For Jigsaw, it's is obsessive need to kill the Punisher regardless of the danger.
"For some reason, Jigsaw keeps trying to get even with the Punisher despite most people who survive Frank once, which is rare by the way, would give up their life of crime and walk away. Instead he just keeps it up and this also leaks into his criminal activities. He wants Frank to notice him, so he'll come after him and maybe finally finish what he started all those years ago when he tried to kill Frank for the Costa," Nigel explained.
For Two-Face, his obsessive need to use his coin to make decisions.
"Ole Fry Face uses that two headed coin for every decision he makes. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't use that coin to see if he should go to the bathroom or not. Anyway, that coin is his weakness, take it away from him and he can't make a decision, which makes him go nuts. I've also seen Batman defeat him by attacking him when he flips the coin in the air." Harvey explained.
Next up, THE FINAL BATTLE! Jigsaw or Two-Face, who will be the DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
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With our tests complete and X-Factor evaluated, we are one step closer to determining the Deadliest Warrior!
We tested four weapons that Jigsaw uses to try and kill the Punisher: The Switchblade, Taurus Model 44 revolver, HK53 Carbine and Pipe Bombs
We also tested four weapons that Two-Face used to take his war to Batman: Spiked Knuckle Dusters, Coonan .357 Pistol, AK-102 Carbine and the Nail Bomb.
In short-range weapons, the switchblade proved more lethal than the spiked knuckle dusters.
EDGE: Jigsaw
In mid-range weapons, the faster reload of the Coonan beat out the Model 44.
EDGE: Two-Face
In long-range weapons, the compactness of the HK53 edged out the AK-102.
EDGE: Jigsaw
And in Special Weapons, the destructive power of the Nail Bomb outdid the Pipe Bomb.
EDGE: Two-Face
The battle simulator will be set for five thousand battles. It will be Jigsaw and four of his gang vs Two-Face and four of his gang.
ONE SHALL STAND, ONE SHALL FALL!
Jesse enters the last of the data in the simulator and hits the enter button.
The Battle:
In an urban area that transcends time and space, a warehouse is being used to for criminal activity. Four men are unloading a shipment of drugs from a truck. Most of them have HK53 Carbines slung on their back, in the event they were raided by any rivals. Soon a man with a scarred face comes out of his office to check on things. It is the scarred enforcer Jigsaw, he and his men have transported the drugs for a local crime lord. Jigsaw also hoped this would also draw out his hated enemy, the Punisher, so he could finally make him pay for scaring him. He had his Model 44 revolver in his holster, ready to kill the man.
Jigsaw: 5
However, he would face someone else this day, a two sets of twins are entering the warehouse through another entrance. With them is a man with a one side of his face burned horribly. It is Two-Face, the mutilated crime lord from Gotham City. He and his men had come to this city for a fresh start and get away from the Batman. Once they entered the building, one of them set up a nail bomb with a trip wire in order to prevent anybodyfrom escaping this way. His men are armed with AK-102's while Two-Face had a Coonan .357 pistol on him.
Two-Face: 5
Two-Face and his men are here to steal the drugs from Jigsaw and his men, in order to jump start their own operations within the city. When his men looked at him to see if they could kill the lot of them, Two-Face took out his coin and flipped it in the air. Luckily for him, the noise Jigsaw and his men are don't alert them. When he catches the coin, he sees it landed on heads. With a grin, Two-Face nods to his men.
The first man rises up from his position, which gets noticed by Jigsaw and his men. He fires a full auto burst into one Jigsaw's men, riddling him with bullets. He dies before he hits the ground.
Jigsaw: 4
Two-Face: 5
As Two-Face and the rest of his men rise up and open fire with their AK's and pistols, Jigsaw and his men rush for cover and unsling their weapons. The two sides fire at each other, trying to kill the other. Soon on of Jigsaw's men sees a pipe bomb lying on the ground and picks it up, removes a lighter from his pocket and lights the fuse. As the two sides continue to fire at one another, the man with the pipe bomb allows the fuse to get short before he throws it at the attackers.
Two-Face and his men see this and try to scatter but when the explosive detonates, one of his men gets caught in the blast radius, he is filled with shrapnel and the concussive force kills him as well as he falls to the ground.
Jigsaw: 4
Two-Face: 4
As the battle rages, one of Two-Face's men is stunned by the blast, as he tries to shake the cobwebs out, Jigsaw pops out of cover and fires a .44 round right into his face, leaving a giant hole in his head as he slumps to the ground.
Jigsaw: 4
|Two-Face: 3
Not to be outdone, Two-Face manages to get around the flank and fires a few rounds into one of Jigsaw's men, sending him sprawling dead on the ground.
Jigsaw: 3
Two-Face: 3
The gun battle continues as both sides tries to kill the other, soon, one of Jigsaw's men gets scared, deciding he will not die for an enforcer that does not care about his life, runs for an exit. As he dashes for this exit, he falls to notice the nail bomb and it's trip wire. As soon as he opens the door and his leg trips the wire, an explosion rips through the building as the man is ripped to shreds by the nails and consumed in the explosion.
Jigsaw: 2
Two-Face: 3
Seeing his man die causes Jigsaw to decide to abandon his drugs and get away with his life. He signals his man to retreat and his man agrees. He stands up and luckily enough, lights up one of Two-Face's men with his HK53, the man jerks around before falling away dead.
Jigsaw: 2
Two-Face: 2
Two-Face sees Jigsaw and his last man retreat and flips his coin quickly to see if he should follow them to finish them off or allow them to escape. When it lands on heads again, Two-Face ordered his last man to chase them. The man nods at his boss and the two go after Jigsaw and his last man.
Jigsaw and his last man are seen going down a hallway, the man telling Jigsaw to run. As soon as he turns his head back, he sees Two-Face's last man round the corner. Before the man can get his AK-102 up, Jigsaw's last man got his HK53 up faster due to it's more compact nature and riddle the man with the remaining bullets he had in his magazine. The man jerked backwards and slumped against the wall dead.
Jigsaw: 2
Two-Face: 1
The man had no time to celebrate his kill as Two-Face just rounds the corner and puts three .357 rounds into his chest, killing him instantly.
Jigsaw: 1
Two-Face: 1
Two-Face does a tactical reload on his pistol as he moved deeper into the warehouse, he soon enters a part of the warehouse with a large skylight on the roof. As he searches for Jigsaw, said man pops out of cover and fires at Two-Face, who manages to barely get out of the way, returning fire as well. Both men traded fire until the were in front of each other with their respective handguns in their faces. When they pull the trigger, they are met with clicks, signaling they were out of ammo.
Both scarred criminals throw their guns away and reach into their pockets. Jigsaw pulls out a switchblade and flicks the blade out while Two-Face laces his fingers into his spiked knuckle dusters. The two brandishes their weapons at each other and begin to circle each other, waiting for the other to make the first move. Soon Jigsaw moves in with a few slashes, but Two-Face manages to back away and dodge them. The Gotham crime lord attempts to throw a few jabs and crosses but Jigsaw manages to dodge all of them.
However Two-Face manages to land a blow on Jigsaw's side, giving him a few puncture wounds. The New York City enforcer lets out a yell of pain as Two-Face hits him again in arm, making him drop his switchblade. A swift quick to the back of his knee forced Jigsaw to his knees. Two-Face seemed to have Jigsaw at his mercy but he couldn't make up his mind whether to choke him to death or beat his scarred face in. One one way to find out. He allows one of his knucks go free of his hand and he goes for his lucky coin.
As he flips the coin, Jigsaw grabs his switchblade and while Two-Face is distracted, stabs him right in the stomach. The blow stuns Two-Face and his coin drops without him catching it. Soon Jigsaw withdraws the blade from him, gets to his feet and rushes Two-Face, his free hand going to his throat and pushing him back to a wall. He soon begins to stab Two-Face in the chest multiple time, all while yelling obscenities at him. Two-Face can not doing anything because he lost his precious coin and soon enough, blood comes out of his lips and his eyes close. Once Jigsaw had enough, he let go of his opponent and allowed him to drop dead on the ground.
Jigsaw: 1
Two-Face: 0
After checking his white suit and seeing it stained with his dead opponent's blood, Jigsaw looks down and screams at his corpse in anger.
OVERALL WINNER: Jigsaw
In a very close match up, Jigsaw managed to snatched victory, winning 2,519 battles. His best weapon are his HK53 and Switchblade.
Jigsaw Weapon Effectiveness:
Switch Blade: 60%
Taurus Model 44 revolver: 45%
HK53 Carbine: 59%
Pipe Bomb: 49%
Two-Face came close with 2,481 wins, a difference of 38. His Coonan .357 being his best weapon, but it could not secure him victory.
Spiked Knuckle Dusters: 40%
Coonan .357 Pistol: 55%
AK-102 Carbine: 41%
Nail Bomb: 51%
"It was the better killing power of the Switchblade and compactness of the HK53 that helped him win. There is also the fact that he is so obsessive need to flip his coin to make decisions that also cost him. For every need to flip that coin, he opens himself up for someone to exploit. And since Jigsaw doesn't have that sort of problem, he would definitely do that," Matthew explained.
"I knew that scarred bloke would pull a win out of his bum some how, he's a clever wanker," Nigel said.
(The last scene shows the skylight shatter, sending glass flying everywhere. Batman comes gliding in as Jigsaw takes his Model 44 and Two-Face's Coonan .357 and fires them akimbo style, letting out a defiant scream.)
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Next Time on Deadliest Warrior, East vs West as two national folk heroes go toe to toe as:
(Shows an Asian woman wearing tan clothing, black armor and red cape. She has flowing black hair and intense brown eyes. She slashes at the screen with a sword while letting out a shout.)
Hua Mulan, the female Chinese warrior of the 5th Century, who went to war and became a legend.
(Shows Mulan slash a Rouran soldier in the throat before whirling around and stabbing another on in the chest.)
vs.
(Shows a tall white man in green clothing with a hood over his head. He has light brown hair and blue eyes. He takes aim at the camera with a longbow and fires it at the screen.)
Robin Hood, the heroic outlaw of 12th Century England, who stole from the rich and gave it to the poor.
(Shows Robin Hood take aim at a corrupt knight riding on his horse and firing his longbow, sending it straight in his eye.)
Who will be the DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
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