LOL! This was just random that I came up with for Happy, since he likes fish, so I changed it from Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire to Fishies Roasting On An Open Fire to make it fit for Happy. And then my craziness takes over from there. So anyway, please enjoy this wonderful parody of Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire. ^_^
Fishies Roasting On An Open Fire
Fishies roasting on an open fire
Gray's ice nipping at your nose
Natsu's flames setting something on fire (Natsu: "Hey!")
And Lucy's always obsessing over her rent (Lucy: "Quit making fun of me already, cat!")
Everybody knows, that Erza and some mistletoe
Helps her to make out with Jellal
Because they are so in looooooooooove...
Erza shoots Happy a death glare. "Happy!"
Happy: "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! I'm sorry Erza, I promise I'll never sing anything about you and Jellal ever again! Natsu, save me!"
Erza: "Not so fast!" -grabs Happy by the tail before he could fly behind Natsu-
Lucy: "And I don't always obsess over my rent. That's only when I seriously need money, and when my rent is due."
Natsu: "Yeah, and I don't go around destroying everything I touch, Happy!"
Gray: "And what's with the line you did for me? I don't go around randomly freezing things."
Happy: -sweatdrops- "Uh, I was bored?"
Natsu: "Well you're in luck, little buddy. 'Cause I just found us another job to go on." -holds up the job request he picked out- "And it's perfect for Lucy's rent too."
Lucy: "Yes! This'll take care of my rent perfectly!"
Happy: "See, Lucy? You really do obsess over your rent."
Lucy: "Zip it, cat! Anyway, let's go."
Natsu: "Yeah! I'm fired up now!"
Team Natsu leaves for their next job.
Still trying to work on the Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer one. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this one. ^_^