Hope ya enjoy this one. Arigato, ultima-owner. ^_^
Erza's Dreaming of a White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where treetops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Chri-
"NATSU! Quit melting all the snow! By doing that, you just ruined my song!"
Natsu: "Huh? Crap! S-Sorry, Erza! But I was just making myself into a human bonfire to roast all these fish that Happy and I caught."
Happy: "Natsu, everybody knows fish tastes better raw."
Natsu: "No way, they taste better cooked!"
Lucy: "And exactly how are you guys even fishing in the winter anyway? The place where you always fish is frozen over, I hope you know."
Natsu: -grins- "And that's where my flames come in." -ignites his hands on fire-
Lucy: -sighs- "Wow, no wonder Erza's mad at you. And here I thought you guys would have known better too."
Erza: "ENOUGH!"
Natsu and Happy both take cover behind Lucy.
Lucy: "Hey, I'm not gonna get involved with this! They're all yours, Erza." -smirks at Natsu and Happy, and walks off leaving them to their impending doom
that awaited them-
Natsu: "Say what?! Lucy, you traitor!"
Lucy: "Well I did just say that I'm not getting myself involved in this."
Erza: -gives Natsu and Happy her evil glare- "Now, how shall I go about punishing you two?"
Virgo: "Might I suggest with a whip?"
Erza: "Lucy, I thought you said you weren't getting yourself involved."
Lucy: "I'm not, I swear! And Virgo, I didn't even summon you."
Virgo: "Are you going to punish me, Princess?"
Lucy: "Seriously? No, just go back already."
Virgo: "As you wish, Princess." -goes back to the celestial spirit world-
Erza goes back to dishing out her punishment for Natsu interrupting her song.