Here's the Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer parody which was also requested by ultima-owner, who suggested it should be the third guild master Makarov being the one to get run over. So without further ado, here it is.
I don't own Fairy Tail, only my fun parodies. ^_^
Gramps Got Run Over by a Dragon
Gramps got run over by a dragon
Walking home from the guild Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for Fairy Tail's Dragon Slayers, we believe
He'd been drinking too much saké
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot his medication (ok probably not true about that, but I couldn't think of anything to change that line to)
And he staggered out the door into the snow
When they found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had claw marks on his forehead
And incriminating burn marks on his back (from the dragon's flames)
Gramps got run over by a dragon
Walking home from the guild Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for Fairy Tail's Dragon Slayers, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Natsu
He's been taking this so well
See him going out to fight that dragon
With Erza, Gray, and Lucy going along as well
It's not Christmas without Makarov
Porlyusica works to heal him
And we just can't help but wonder
Do you think that he will survive that attack? (Of course he will!)
Gramps got run over by a dragon
Walking home from the guild Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for Fairy Tail's Dragon Slayers, we believe
Now the dragon has been beaten
And Team Natsu is triumphant
And they return back to the guild
Where they celebrate the dragon's defeat
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
"Better watch out for yourselves."
If you ever meet a dragon
You'd better stay inside and lock your doors
Gramps got run over by a dragon
Walking home from the guild Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for Fairy Tail's Dragon Slayers, we believe
Merry Christmas!
WOO-HOO! Finally finished this one! Hope ya enjoy this parody of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. I know the whole drinking saké is more Cana's thing than Makarov's, but it just seemed to fit the song. And I know Team Natsu wouldn't really be able to beat a dragon like that, but hey, I just had to do it. And it was the only thing I could come up with for that part, so that Makarov being attacked by a dragon could be avenged. Anywho, I'll stop talking now and just let you enjoy this one! ^_^