This chapter ia based on A Miser Brothers Christmas
IN HONOR OF MICKEY ROONEY
Over in Marzipan City was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Tony Jones' team with Angel (Monster Rancher), Aula, Nara, Kayliel, Sperri, and Culla As well as May Kanker, Armadillo Phantom Loringus, Truck Phantom Tray Rise, Frog Fish Monster (SpongeBob), Granadora and Arsenic and we were there for a fun and awesome rescue.
Me: Ahh good old Marzipan City.
Varie: It sure is awesome.
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Nico: Always love coming here. Especially now that Mung can work in peace without Truffles incessant yelling.
Himiko: That is for sure.
Lola: Yeah what a rotten loudmouth freak!
Qin: No kidding!
Nico: Tony, I want to thank you, May, and your teams for coming
Tony Jones: No problem Nico. It'll be awesome!
May Kanker: It sure will.
Angel (Monster Rancher): I agree there and it will be fun
Aula: That is for sure.
Nico: Angel, what do you like to do in your free time?
Angel (Monster Rancher): Haven't thought too much on it. Been busy doing lots of stuff protecting people.
Nico: Well you'll think of something.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Any job come to mind?
Angel (Monster Rancher): Hmm. Well I do like restaurant work.
Me: Cool cool.
Qin: That works.
Nico: Yep.
Xenia: That is cool.
Me: Yep. Wow! Yesterday was awesome!
Laney: Boy no kidding! We stopped a major terrorist plot.
Nico: Yep. Alex is a great kid and he helped us big time.
Xenia: He sure did.
Nico: Just like old times!
Qin: No kidding!
Me: Boy that was awesome. And we sent those 4 dirtbags into prison where they belong.
Varie: Yeah.
Fu: And we stopped them from sparking World War III.
Varie: Thank goodness for that.
Nico: Imagine what World War III would've looked like!
Me: Dude don't even imagine it! World War III would have been a Nuclear Holocaustic Nightmare!
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: Unfortunately, Poromon accidentally activated one last trap
Me: Yeah that hit me in the face.
Nico: Ouch.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: I hope I get to eat Thrice Cream.
Qin: Me too.
Me: Same here.
We arrived at the Catering Company and it was doing great.
Me: Mung's Catering is doing great. Lets see what our mission is.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one we're not going to like in the slightest: I just got word from Mung that his loud mouth wife, Truffles, has escaped from prison, and she's on the warpath!
WE GASPED IN HORROR!
Me: Truffles has escaped?! THAT LOUDMOUTH PIXIE!
Nico: Oh God, I'm so looking forward to scraping our nails on a chalkboard and driving her mad again!
Eli: When Mung, Chowder, Schnitzel, and Panini found out, they sent out the alert. Truffles is gonna be in BIG TROUBLE!
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: We sure did.
Nico: You guys got here quick. Alright, let's get going and hunt down that big mouth pixie!
Me: Vypra said that she has huge plans for Truffles.
Lincoln: Hope they can take dealing with her big mouth.
Me: Me too.
Nico: Yeah they will.
Qin: They will make sure she gets her mouth in check.
Gia heard a Pokemon cry.
Gia: Guys look here.
We saw a Mega Jolteon.
Me: A Mega Jolteon.
Nico: Wow.
Me: Oh the poor thing is hungry.
We gave it some good food.
Mega Jolteon: Thank you so much.
Gia: You're welcome. Feel better?
Mega Jolteon: Yes i sure am.
Me: Great.
Gia: We're glad. Want to come with us?
Mega Jolteon: Sure! I would be honored.
Me: Awesome!
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Truffles) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Truffles, she's 20 yards away.
Suddenly, we heard her loud yelling as we covered our ears!
Nico: Along with her loud mouth, let's get her and duct tape her big fat mouth.
Lincoln: I've already got some duct tape ready for her. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Truffles.
We were flying and we landed and we were looking for Truffles.
We landed in the Farmer's Market.
Gazpacho: Hey guys!
Nico: Hey Gazpacho!
Gazpacho: Thank goodness you all are here! Truffles is back.
Me: We know. We're ready for her.
Nico: Alright, now where is that miserable big mouth pixie?
Me: She's around here.
Lincoln: Yeah, keep your ears open for that big mouth of hers.
Me: With a loud mouth like hers it won't be hard to hear.
?: (SCREECHING VOICE) LOUD, LOUD, ARE YOU SAYING I'M LOUD?! I'M NOT LOUD, YOU'RE LOUD! (INCOHERENT SCREAMING)
Lola: And there's that loud mouth now!
We then saw our target, Truffles, coming right after us, and she had a frying pan in her hand and was about to bash us on the head with it. Lincoln formed a massive and indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from Truffles, but as she swung the frying pan at the barrier, it dented. Then, she started yelling and screaming incoherently, but the barrier still stood strong, and that drove her completely ballistic. Lincoln formed a ball of water and he threw it and it hit Truffles hard in the face and sent her flying into a tree.
CRASH!
Nico: OOH! Man, that's got to hurt!
Me: Nice one!
Then, Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready against that loud mouth pixie.
Qin: You've got some nerve breaking out of prison, Truffles! I honestly was glad that we'd thrown you in prison after we took you and Reuben down, but you just don't know when to quit!
Me: Yeah, your voice sounds like nails grinding on a chalkboard!
Lincoln: Like this!
Lincoln made a massive chalkboard, and he, Nico, and I and the rest of us grinded our gold-plated armored claws on the board, and it made THE MOST HORRENDOUS SCREECHING SOUND EVER! AND IT ALSO SHARPENED OUR GOLD-PLATED ARMORED CLAWS!
Truffles: (SCREAMS) STOP IT! I WANT YOU ALL TO PAY ME FOR THROWING ME IN PRISON!
Then, Sebastian had about enough of her!
Sebastian Mendez: ONLY IF YOU PAY FOR THE HEARING DAMAGE YOU GAVE TO EVERYONE HERE EVERY TIME THEY HEAR YOUR VOICE!
Mung: INCLUDING MY HEARING DAMAGE!
Truffles: ONLY IF YOU PAY FOR THE BARF BAGS PEOPLE PAY FOR EVERY TIME THEY EAT YOUR COOKING!
Sebastian Mendez: (SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS) ONLY IF YOU PAY FOR THE EXTRA ZIP CODE FOR YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH!
Truffles: ONLY IF YOU PAY FOR THE BUCKETS OF TEARS I CRY EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR FACE!
Sebastian Mendez: YOU ARE ONE GIANT LUMP OF COAL!
Nico: I never would've thought we'd hear his loud mouth again!
Me: Me neither.
Qin: And I hadn't forgotten how much of a headache he was with that loud mouth of his.
Eddy: And I thought I had a loud mouth!
Sarah: Same with me.
Mega Jolteon charged at her!
Mega Jolteon: Taste this!
She fired a wave of lightning and blasted Truffles and electrocuted her!
Nico: Zappity Zap zap!
Ed: Gravy!
Mung: Boy that woman is a lot uglier and wartier than I remember! Oh wait that's Truffles with something worse than Morning Face! (LAUGHS)
Homer got out the Donut Sword of Donutopia.
Homer: Time for you have some donuts! DONUT STYLE: GUACAMOLE INSANITY DONUT FIRESTORM!
He fired Guacamole Insanity Pepper Donuts and they went into Truffles' mouth and then FIRE EXPLODED OUT OF HER MOUTH, EARS, NOSE, EYES, AND BUTT AND HER HAT BURSTED INTO FLAMES AND SHE RAN AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF!
Nico: Nice one!
Homer: Mmm donuts. (DROOLS)
Lily: That was funny and awesome Homer!
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! (STRANGLES HER) I'LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE US ALL DEAF! (GRUNTING)
Mung: Yeah go get her Homer!
Schnitzel: Radda radda radda! (You show that woman Homer!)
Stella got out the Sun Sword of Solaris
Stella: Taste this sun! SOLAR STYLE: SUN BEAM BURST!
She fired a wave of sunlight and it hit Truffles in her eyes and burned her eyes on contact!
SHE WAS REALLY BURNED THERE!
Sora got out the Phoenix Blade of Love's Fire
Sora: I don't think you showed love to Mung one bit! PHOENIX STYLE: LOVE FLAME FIRESTORM!
She fired waves of fire and blasted Truffles all over!
Truffles: WHY YOU! YOU NEED TO BEG! GET DOWN ON YOUR NEEDS AND WAG YOUR TAIL!
Mung: I'm not a dog!
Truffles: You're right you're more of a Dirty Kitty Cat!
Mung: And you SIR! ARE A MAD COW!
COW MOO!
Truffles: (SCREAMING) NO ONE CALLS ME A MAD COW! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU LIKE A PIÑATA FULL OF CANDY AND EXOTIC COINS! (SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY)
Wonder Woman got out the Amazoness Sword of Themiscyra
Wonder Woman: Oh blah blah blah back at you! AMAZON STYLE: FLAME STORM OF HERA!
She fired a wave of fire and blasted her all over!
Qin: Yeah! Take that!
Tristan got out the Bone Sword of the Elephant Graveyard's Bane.
Tristan: These bones are going to rip you apart! GRAVEYARD STYLE: BONES OF MAMMOTH GRAVEYARD!
He fired waves of bones and they formed into Mammoth Graveyard and it smashed her all over!
Xenia: TAKE THAT!
Me: YEAH!
Style Queen got out the Shadow Puppet Sword of Java's Shadows
Style Queen: This shadow puppet will make you squirm! SHADOW STYLE: M.N. VIJAYAN LIGHT STORM!
She fired waves of darkness and it formed into Kerala orator M.N. Vijayan and he blasted Truffles all over.
Me: Wait Moolayil Narayana Menon Vijayan? That's interesting. And fitting for that technique too.
Nico: Yep.
Scott got out the RPM Sword of the Apocalypse
Scott Truman: You're going to wish you could never talk after everything you did! RPM STYLE: NITRO FURY BLAST!
He fired waves of energy and blasted her all over the place!
Qin: Take that!
Camie: YEAH!
Nick got out the Sword of Australian Fire Magic
Nick: Taste this! FLAME STYLE: AUSTRALIAN FIRESTORM BLAST!
He fired waves of fire and blasted Truffles all over.
Qin: YEAH!
Zarya got out the Wolf Flame Sword of Gemina's Moon
Zarya: Taste this you big mouth jerk! WOLF MOON STYLE: JANUARY WOLF PACK MAUL!
She fired waves of blue fire and it formed into a wolf pack and blasted her all over!
Nico: YEAH!
Lynn Sr. got out the Chemical Sword of Felucia Plants
Lynn Sr.: You give all chefs all over a bad name! CHEF STYLE: CHEMICAL FURY SWORD SLASH!
He fired waves of energy and blasted Truffles.
Me: HEY TRUFFLES LETS WRESTLE!
I jumped her and smashed and pulverized her all over the place in a ferocious fight cloud!
I grabbed her leg and pulled hard!
She screamed!
Me: SAY UNCLE!
Truffles: UNCLE!
Me: Say Grandma Moses Makes Munchy Meat Most Monday Mornings!
Truffles: Grandma Mosts Makes munch munch! I CAN'T!
I roughed her up all over!
Chowder: This is for putting us on a diet!
Chowder force fed her his Foof N Scoops!
SPLAT!
She swallowed it and then...
PROJECTILE VOMIT STORM!
Me: OH SICK!
Luna: (FAINTS)
FWOMP!
Nico: Wait. Diet?
Chowder: The Flibber Flabber diet.
Nico: Oh. Right.
Schnitzel approached her with a rolling pin.
Schintzel: (smirks) Radda radda. (This will be good.)
He went over to her.
Schnitzel: Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! (This is for not giving me a raise!)
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
He bashed her on her head with it!
He kept on doing it!
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Qin: Take that!
She had REALLY NASTY LUMPS ON HER HEAD!
Schintzel: Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! (THIS IS FOR CALLING ME LAZY! AND THIS IS FOR MAKING ME WORK LIKE A SLAVE)
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!
Mung: WHOA! Schnitzel is really full of fury on her isn't he?
Me: Yep.
Schnitzel: Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! (THIS IS FOR BASHING ME ALL THE TIME WITH A FRYING PAN! AND THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU MADE MUNG IGNORE ME!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
He bashed her with a Vase, Frying Pan, Anchor, Mace Club, Safe, and more!
He bashed her all over with everything but the kitchen sink!
Schnitzel: Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! (THIS IS FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL! NOT GIVING ME RESPECT! AND NOT GIVING ME THE RIGHT FOOD!)
He bashed her all over with more stuff!
Me: Holy crap! Truffles really NEVER SHOWED HIM ANY respect didn't she?
Mung; No she didn't.
He grabbed her by the legs and shook her and then NUMEROUS GOLD BARS AND JEWELS POURED OUT OF HER!
Chowder: SHE WAS HOLDING OUT!
Mung: WHY YOU!
Mung and Chowder bashed and pulverized her the same way!
Schintzel: Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! (THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU NEVER GAVE ME ANY RESPECT! AND ANY LOVE OR KINDNESS! OR ANYTHING!)
HE BASHED AND SMASHED AND REALLY LET HER HAVE IT!
Horsea: Woo hoo!
Poromon smashed beer bottles into Truffles face!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Poromon then pecked her.
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poliwag slapped her across the face with his tail!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Manaphy ran and bashed her in the nose!
Horsea squirted Ink and it got into her eyes!
Schintzel: Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda Radda! (THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF MANY OF MY FRIENDS! AND FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL!)
Mung: Okay okay okay Schnitzel I think we get the point!
Schnitzel let her go and came back.
Schnitzel: Oh Radda. (Oh sorry.)Poromon: Keep the Raddas coming!
Sebastian Mendez then smashed and pulverized her all over!
Sebastian Mendez: RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA!
Nico: What did he say?
Me: I have no flipping idea.
Mary Knudson: In any case, I better take care of that loud mouth pixie before Sebastian chews her head off.
Suddenly, Mary Knudson's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, sweets, leaves, food, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Truffles, she left purple energy, stars, sweets, leaves, food, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Mary Knudson: Even after all this time, you're still as worse as ever, Truffles. You've been a bossy control freak and you've caused Mung, Chowder, and Schnitzel at the catering company that belongs to Mung, mind you, and you've caused all of Marzipan City trouble with your loud mouth! That's it, I'm taking you down and putting a muzzle on your big fat mouth before I send you to Vypra!
Suddenly, Mary Knudson was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, sweets, leaves, and food surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix with red eyes glaring at Truffles: the red eyes of judgement.
Me: Oh man!
Nicole: Mary's the next one to transform, and I can already guess that it's going to get super ugly!
Lincoln: Mary isn't going to take kindly to what Truffles has done, so Mary is so going to teach her a lesson.
Then, as the vortex faded, Mary Knudson emerged, but she was changed forever.
Mary Knudson grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large purple planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long blonde braided hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon pink eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, lights, sweets, leaves, food, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Light, Food, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has a phoenix with purple gems for eyes and holding the Light, Food, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold leaf links, and she also has on her white and gold accented choker on her neck. Mary Knudson has on a sleeveless blue open blouse, sleeveless purple top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, lights, sweets, leaves, food, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and angel and it's surrounded by stars, sweets, leaves, and food and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding purple gem with neon glowing purple lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Mary Knudson felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blonde angel wings with purple tips on the large blonde feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized blonde angel wings with purple tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blonde angel wings, and she now has eleven massive and long golden yellow wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Mary Knudson has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has purple fingerless gloves with gold-armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Mary Knudson's massive sword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, lights, sweets, leaves, food, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Mary Knudson's Cosmic Eternal Solar Light Nature Great Food Chef Sweets Lover Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Solar Light Nature Great Food Chef Sweets Lover Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and a phoenix and angel etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Mary Knudson has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with leaves in between the kanji below the phoenix and angel that said, "Mary Knudson, Awesome and Great Chef of Gotham Royal York, Lover of Sweets, Loving Daughter of James Dean Knudson and Varie Knudson, Loving Sister of Nicole Knudson and Many Siblings, Loving Aunt of Many Nieces of Nephews, Archenemy of Chemical King, Despiser and Destroyer of Ulube Ishikawa, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Food, Sweets, Leaves, Light, Phoenixes, and Angels"
メアリー・クヌードソン、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの素晴らしい偉大なシェフ、お菓子の愛好家、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌードソンとヴァリー・クヌードソンの愛する娘、ニコール・クヌードソンの愛する妹と多くの兄弟、甥の多くの姪の愛情深い叔母、ケミカル・キングの大敵、卑劣者、そしてウルベ・イシカワの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力の達人、そしてエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、真の不滅の英雄、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして食べ物、お菓子、葉っぱ、光の達人、フェニックスと天使
Mary Knudson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELANGA SOLAR LIGHT LEAF NATURE FOOD LOVER CHEF PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT LEAF NATURE FOOD LOVER CHEF PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT LEAF NATURE FOOD LOVER CHEF PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Mary Knudson's Super Angel-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Truffles saw it, she went ballistic and flew right at Mary to kill her, but Mary fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, lights, sweets, leaves, food, phoenixes, and angels which hits Truffles and she went flying into another light pole, she got back out, but she shrieked and screamed in that obnoxious voice of hers again!
Mary Knudson:(Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Solar Light Leaf Nature Food Lover Chef Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Solar Light Leaf Nature Food Lover Chef Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, that's it, Truffles, now you're really really going to get it!
Me: You better be ready!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We've had it up to hear with your loud mouth for the final time, Truffles.
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, we're taking you down and sending you to Vypra, but not before we put a muzzle on your big fat mouth!
Lincoln, Mary Knudson, and I went after Truffles, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Truffles, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Mary Knudson, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Truffles even more madder and even more insane with rage as she let out another loud shriek.
Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit her and slashed at her with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Mary Knudson, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, light, sweets, food, and planets at Veruca Salt, and Lincoln summoned red and blue wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked her and she got badly hurt. Then, Lincoln tied her up in a rainbow energy straitjacket, everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Mary Knudson's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large purple planets orbiting around her legs, and massive blonde angel wings and medium sized blonde angel wings underneath are permanent.
Truffles: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Mung: Truffles I never thought I would say this but Wigga wagga wigga wigga wigga wigga wagga wagga.
Truffles: What?
Mung: Oh that's just something I never thought I would say.
Truffles: NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Mung: Not a chance, Truffles. Now, we're sending you to Vypra, and you better play nice and obey what she tells you, understand?
Truffles: I DON'T MAKE NICE!
Mung: You better start learning!
Me: Better do it Truffles!
Lincoln then fired another rainbow energy blast that turned into a muzzle and muzzled Truffles and she was sent into a portal he opened up that led to The Masters of Evil's HQ.
Nico: That takes care of that obnoxious loud mouth pixie, hope she has a rough time with Vypra.
Lincoln: But, not as bad as The Vengeance Express 6 Kids after we pulverized them, I heard they were thrown inside a padded cell and tied up in straitjackets, and they're just as bad as ever.
Me: Those crazy morons, that's why they're our least favorite/despised members of The Masters of Evil.
Nico: They've always been considered that. I swear if they try anything like that again, Vypra's gonna do something so horrific to them, they'll be wishing they were dead!
Poromon: I'm gonna enjoy pouring beer down their throats!
Sebastian Mendez: I swear, sometimes, you're too obsessed with beer! (Took off Poromon and Poliwag's shoes and took out two beer bottles) You have it hidden in your shoes. (Pulls up their shirts and took out more bottles of beer) You have it hidden in your shirts. I bet you and Poliwag can't go one day without your beer, Poromon.
Poromon and Poliwag: (Takes out another bottle of beer and pops the top) Says you.
Eddy: (Seeing what's about to happen) Uh oh.
Poromon and Poliwag shouldn't have done that, and just as they were about to drink.
Sebastian Mendez: (SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AND IN POROMON AND POLIWAG'S EARS) SO, PROVE IT!
Poromon and Poliwag: (CLUTCHING THEIR EARS) AAAAH! YOUR VOICE IS LIKE TOOTHPICKS IN OUR DRUMSTICKS, SEBASTIAN!
Buster Bunny: I have to agree with you two. Sebastian has a tone of voice that rattles the timbers of every house in a ten-block vicinity, breaks the sound barrier, and shatters peoples' eardrums.
THAT MADE SEBASTIAN STEAMED!
Ed: (To the viewers) Don't touch that dial kids.
Nico: Tartar sauce, now you've gone and done it, Buster! You made him steamed.
Sebastian threw an exploding pie at Buster's face and he got covered in blueberries and jam.
Buster Bunny: An exploding pie in the face?! That's it, Sebastian! FOOD FIGHT!
Sebastian and Buster Bunny continued hurling pies at each other, and they both wound up getting covered in pies. Then, Babs whacked Buster on the head with a mallet, and as for Sebastian.
BASH!
He got a lump on his head courtesy of Lincoln smashing him on the head with his fist.
Lincoln: That was for losing it again.
Nico: Nice job, Mega Jolteon!
Mega Jolteon: Thanks Nico! That was funny!
Qin: Boy it sure was!
Gia: Yeah it sure was!
Poromon got out a beer bottle.
Poromon: Want one?
Mega Jolteon: Oh no thanks. I drink only Egg Nog.
Me: Ooh Egg nog. Funny you should mention that. We're going to cook Egg Nog later today.
Mascots: YAY!
Poromon: I love Egg Nog!
Rarity: Oh that is absolutely delightful darlings!
Nico: Nice!
Poliwag: (Gives puppy eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Poromon: Also, I'm sorry that I set off that last trap.
Me: Ah no worries. I'm over that.
Qin: Good.
Me: Besides I heal fast.
Nico: Yep.
Manaphy: Do you guys want to know what I think World War III would've been like?
Me: What do you think it would have been like?
Manaphy: A nightmare on steroids.
Me: Good way to put it.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Lets not talk about that anymore.
Qin: Yeah. Besides we got the Anothers to deal with.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) Whoa! We got Another May Kanker, Armadillo Phantom Loringus, Truck Phantom Tray Rise, Frog Fish Monster (SpongeBob), Granadora and Arsenic.
Nico: WHOA! This will be good.
Me: So Tony Jones, Angel (Monster Rancher), Nara, Kayliel, Sperri, and Culla.
Qin: Yep.
Manaphy: Here's a drawing of it.
Me: Lets see.
Manaphy: It would be like this!
She showed us a drawing of Gotham Royal York in ruins, with so many people shooting at each other in Hazmat Suits, and Poromon as a cyborg firing lasers at Poliwag, who was a frog.
WE GASPED!
Nico: WHOA! That is horrible! But that is very accurately put because it is a Nuclear Holocaust.
Poromon: Why am I a cyborg?!
Manaphy: Most of your body was burned by radiation and they replaced much of your body with cybernetic parts.
Poromon: Oh!
Poliwag: Why am I a frog!?
Me: Nuclear Radiation can mutate people.
Nico: Although you look like a frog.
Poliwag: Well yeah I am a Tadpole Pokemon. So that is accurate.
Nico: Yeah.
May: (gives Manaphy Psychologist card) Here's a psychologist I want you to see, Manaphy.
Manaphy: I guess I do need help. (Reads card) Dr. Lopez? Okay.
Nico: Yeah.
Horsea: Where am I in this picture?
Manaphy pointed to Horsea and she was piloting a jet.
Horsea: I'm flying a jet?
Manaphy: Yeah.
Nico: Nice.
Maria: Wow.
Horsea: I guess I get lucky.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Now can we focus on the Anothers?
Maria: Yes, we can.
Eli: Great! And the Anothers minus May are one person.
Me: Nice.
Coloratura: I'm ready for this one.
Then Coloratura's cutie mark was glowing.
Me: Coloratura's cutie mark is glowing. That can only mean one thing.
Nico: Yep.
Me: This will be fun.
Nico: THERE THEY ARE!
We saw Another Armadillo Phantom Loringus, Truck Phantom Tray Rise, Frog Fish Monster (SpongeBob), Granadora and Arsenic!
Nico: Nice.
Me: This will be awesome.
Another Granadora: (In a girls voice) It will be cool.
Then they merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with teal green hair and green eyes and had green eyes and had green clothes and green angel wings and had a tiara with Coloratura's cutie mark on it and on her skirt and she had her tail and on her back was a sword and a dagger on her hip and in her hand was a spear.
Sonata Coloratura: Sonata Coloratura, Embodiment, Gene-slammer and legacy of Coloratura.
Nico: Whoa awesome to meet you.
Coloratura: And it's an honor to meet my gene-slammer and legacy.
Sonata Coloratura: Same here Coloratura.
Me: By the way is the Another May friendly or hostile?
Sonata Coloratura: Friendly and she is cool.
Me: Nice.
May: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) ELEMENTAL BUTTKICKERS 6!
She summoned Flame Queen, Lawn Gnomes, Booger Beast, Graverobber, Sucksy and Torkdrift!
Me: YEAH!
May: And now we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
We saw ANOTHER MAY KANKER!
Me: Another May Kanker!
Nico: Nice!
Another May Kanker: And it's gonna be fun.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and Blue lipstick on and she had yellow clothes and white angel wings and had a tiara with the Angel Dopant symbol on it and on her skirt and she had a fire angel sword.
Me: Gabrielle Angel! Wow!
Gabrielle Angel: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Gabrielle is the embodiment of the Angel Dopant and she has amazing angel powers and also has intensely strong super strength like May does. Minus the mondo crush on Ed.
Gabrielle Angel: Yeah I have a crush on you J.D. I control it unlike how May did with Ed.
Me: Yeah.
Kaito: (gets out King Ohger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Geats gear) Because we can grant it instead
Kaito and Zocks got a King Ohger Sword and Geats Blaster.
Gabrielle Angel: Just to reunite me with J.D.
Me: Well here I am so that was easy.
Nico: Yep.
Gabrielle Angel: Indeed. And I'm happy.
Sougo: (gets out King Ohger Ridewatch) This was a promise easily fulfilled.
Geiz: (gets out Tycoon Ridewatch) It's fitting that I'm using this.
Sougo got KuwagataOhgerArmor while Geiz got TycoonArmor
Me: It sure is.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln did so.
Me: You don't know how long I've been wanting to do this to May agaiin.
Tony Jones: Same here!
We punched and bashed and pulverized the Another all over.
Nico: (gets out May Kanker's Ridewatch) See how YOU like being kissed!
May: (Gets out Truck Phantom Tray Rise's Ridewatch) HONK HONK!
Maria: (Gets out Granadora's ridewatch) This will maul you up!
Angel (Monster Rancher): (Gets out Armadillo Phantom Loringus' Ridewatch) Time to roll!
Theu used the powers of May Kanker, Armadillo Phantom Loringus, Truck Phantom Tray Rise, Frog Fish Monster (SpongeBob), Granadora and Arsenic and blasted the Another all over.
Then Tobias Whale, Hyathis, Mercurio, Obliterator, Edifice Rex and Emperor Spine came!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Nice team Tobias!
Tobias Whale: Thanks Nico!
Kouta: That means my team's up next!
Me: Awesome!
?: I'll say!
Metal Shark Player came!
Me: Metal Shark Player! Whoa!
Metal Shark Player: (In a girls voice) And ready to gamble.
Nico: Annie Shark!? Whoa!
Me: Wait the famous Poker player!? Wow!
She reverted back and had black hair and had blue eyes and a blue bikini and had blue angel wings and had poker cards with a shark in front of them.
Annie Shark: I got this.
She fired a wave of energy and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Awesome! That was a Royal Flush!
Ed: Is Shark a term in Poker?
Eddy: Ed you heard of a Card Shark?
Ed: No.
Me: It's an expression. It means you gamble really well.
Nico: Yep.
Rarity: Lets get you some nice clothes darling.
The Fashion Brigade gave her awesome new blue clothes.
Annie Shark: Nice! I look awesome.
Maria: You sure do.
Me: Yep.
Angel (Monster Rancher): What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Annie Shark: When me and Nico were playing poker and we made a bunch of mafia members and mad gamblers penniless.
Nico: Yep. We won $923,233,233,333,333,333.00 from them.
Nicole: Awesome winning!
Me: CHA-CHING!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Annie hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Annie Shark: Same here.
We went back home.
And May Didn't get hit
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Tony Jones, Angel (Monster Rancher), Nara, Kayliel, Sperri, and Culla are heading to India, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're also going to destroy Bakasura from the game Smite.
Lincoln: Ah, it's so good to be here in India, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're also going to destroy Bakasura from the game Smite.
Neith: I remember him all too well, he's a ravenous deity who devours mortals, and he's been quite a problem for a long time.
Nico: So, we're going to destroy him for good.
Me: And Lincoln's going to absorb him, right?
Lincoln: That's right.
Tony Jones: He could be anywhere here in India, but like all cannibals, he always leaves a trail of blood.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and yellow headband, yellow eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, she's dressed in a golden yellow sleeveless crop top, necklace with a yellow gem for the pendant, golden yellow skirt, brown knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, earth, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Hieratic Dragon of Gebeb, holstered on her back is a massive nature greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and gold pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the nine girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Avani Acadia, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Gebeb.
Avani Acadia: That's right, and I got the girls away from Bakasura before he could devour them.
?: HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH MY DINNER!
We then saw our target, Bakasura, and he was enraged we ruined his dinner.
Sylvester: Alright, time for your feeding frenzy to end here and now!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Your days of devouring mortals end here, Bakasura. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Ember and her team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Tony Jones and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Conquest, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Bakasura's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Bakasura into his body as he and all of us assimilated his powers and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of Bakasura, and he banished his soul to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Consider your feeding frenzy over, Bakasura. (To Avani Acadia) And it's so good to see you again, Avani.
Avani Acadia: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Avani Acadia wrapped her arms around Lincoln's neck and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and then all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Avani Acadia was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Avani Acadia: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Avani Acadia's waist and hugged her, and Avani Acadia is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Avani Acadia: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Avani Acadia, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Gebeb, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Earth. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Gebeb, and she has powerful earth powers and superhuman strength and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Gebeb. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the powerhouse of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Ausra and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Avani would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of earth. Lincoln made her a powerful greatsword, and to show her thanks, Avani kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, the powerhouse and one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Nico: Just like we heard yesterday, and we'd already sent Yami Marik and Dark Bakura to The Black Gates.
Avani Acadia: Good, those two were monsters.
Lincoln: Absolute monsters is the word I call them, and now that you're here, Avani.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Avani Acadia in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Avani Acadia: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Avani Acadia with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Avani Acadia: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Avani Acadia.
Avani Acadia had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Avani Acadia's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Avani Acadia had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw the fifteen girls, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Ai Shindou, Amuro Ninagawa, Karena Nanjou, Maaya Nanako, Makio Ikuta, Mirei Shizuoka, Momoko Orizuka, Sanae Kise, and Tomoko Naruko from Kenko Nude Swimming Series Umisho.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ai Shindou, Amuro Ninagawa, Karena Nanjou, Maaya Nanako, Makio Ikuta, Mirei Shizuoka, Momoko Orizuka, Sanae Kise, and Tomoko Naruko from Kenko Nude Swimming Series Umisho.
Nicole: So, that's who that cannibal tried to devour. So glad we got rid of him.
Lincoln: You said it. Are you girls okay?
Ai Shindou: Yes, we're okay thanks to you.
Then, when Ai Shindou and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Bakasura, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Ai Shindou: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Ai Shindou: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ai Shindou, Amuro Ninagawa, Karena Nanjou, Maaya Nanako, Makio Ikuta, Mirei Shizuoka, Momoko Orizuka, Sanae Kise, and Tomoko Naruko with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Bakasura from the game Smite.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in thrashing him into the ground and Lincoln absorbing him and he and all of us assimilating all of his powers and abilities and sending him to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Avani Acadia have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, I can't believe you went after Bakasura. Thank God no one was slaughtered by him.
Lincoln: You said it.
Nico: But, he was really really vicious and ravenous.
Me: But, he's finally gone forever, and no one will have to deal with him again.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down Bakasura and Lincoln absorbed him and sent him to The Black Gates, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Avani Acadia saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Avani Acadia: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Avani, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Avani Acadia: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Avani Acadia: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and four orbs formed out of nowhere: and he saw four dark futures concerning Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie in four alternate universes.
For Rainbow Dash, she's part of a group of rebels out to overthrow King Sombra who became ruler of the world in the first alternate universe.
For Applejack, she and the entire Apple family are working like slaves in a sweatshop because she and her family lost because of the Flim Flam Brothers winning unfairly and taking over the family farm in the second alternate universe.
For Pinkie Pie, she's part of a group of rebels out to overthrow Tirek who enslaved the world in the third alternate universe.
And for Rarity, she became a soldier of eternal darkness where Nightmare Moon won and plunged the world into eternal night in the fourth alternate universe.
We gasped at the sight.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, this is really awful.
Rarity: Too awful, when Nightmare Moon won and plunged the world into eternal night, I became one of her soldiers of eternal darkness in that universe.
Applejack: And me and my family were forced to work like slaves in a sweatshop thanks to those no good Flim Flam Brothers winning by cheating in that universe.
Rainbow Dash: And I became part of a rebel group who formed to overthrow King Sombra in that universe.
Pinkie Pie: Same with me, but the bad guy was Tirek in that universe.
Lincoln: Those Flim Flam Brothers in that universe forcing the Apple Family to work like slaves in a sweatshop, they're looking at spending the rest of their miserable lives in prison, but as for King Sombra, Tirek, and Nightmare Moon in those three other universes, The Black Gates await them.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: The Flim Flam Brothers are gonna be horrified when they see that alternate universe and what they did there.
Apple Bloom: When we go after them, you better call the whole Apple Family for this one, Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's what I'm gonna do, those no account con artists aren't going to like what I'm gonna do to them, but unlike Flip, they're facing prison for life after I strip them of their magic and powers.
Me: And King Sombra, Tirek, and Nightmare Moon in those three other alternate universes will face the full extent of our wrath and be sent to The Black Gates.
Nico: Just like what we did to them last year. I hope you also strip them of their magic and powers as well, Lincoln.
Lincoln: I'll do that to Tirek and Nightmare Moon, but King Sombra, I'm gonna destroy his dark magic and powers, but I know we're gonna assimilate his powers in the end.
The vision orbs vanished as we continued our workouts.
Rarity: But, that was very interesting to see.
Starlight Glimmer: But very dark. We'll free those alternate universes and send the alternate Flim Flam Brothers to prison and the alternate versions of Nightmare Moon, Tirek, and King Sombra to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: You said it, Starlight Glimmer.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) are heading to Beach Bowl Galaxy.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Aunt Roxanne: Wow, so this is Beach Bowl Galaxy. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Roxanne, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and wrapped their tails around their waists.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Beach Bowl Galaxy, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Simulator Roxanne, Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet, Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami are in your harem, Linky.
Simulator Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet/Beret Girl (A Goofy Movie), Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami (Crash Bandicoot) showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Crash Bandicoot: You can thank me and my sis for introducing Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami to Lincoln.
Max Goof: And P.J. and I introduced the Simulator counterparts of Roxanne and Jasmine to Lincoln.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Roxanne, Simulator Jasmine Coffeepoet, Megumi, Liz, Isabella, and Ami, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for later when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for Yona, Carlota Santiago and Himiko's first mission with the Geats Riders and it was going to be EPIC!
Nico: Anyone else want to go with Himiko, Carlotta, and Yona? Besides 4 Rabbids, Tyler Nevarro and Dino Squad Max?
Dark Leo: Me and my brothers will go.
Boy Lynn: So will I.
Me: All right then.
Nanette: And you know me and Izuku will go too.
Tsuyu: Me, Sirius, Ochaco, Toru and Misty Tredwell and Carly Atlas will go too.
Me: Okay then.
Ace Ukiyo: Hang on guys I'm coming.
Me: Lets go.
We were off to Japan.
We arrived in Japan.
Ace Ukiyo: It feels good to be home again.
Me: The Geats team has probably been miserable without you Ace.
Eli: No kidding.
Then we saw the Geats Team fighting DAICHI ISUZU THE MARRELLA JYAMOTO!
Daichi Isuzu is a man who has an interest on knowledge and human thinking, especially the latter. To learn these, he spent time to study all kinds of books to obtain all types of knowledge and now sets his interest on human thoughts. He was once invited to Desire Grand Prix to a game where he met Ace Ukiyo and successfully proceeded to the finals but was eliminated in the final round while Ace became the Deza Shin in that game.
Introduced as the "Quiz King", Daichi along with Sae Ganaha were veteran players who were chosen to return as Kamen Riders for the Desire Grand Prix. His wish is to obtain the memories of humanity. Following the events of the Jyamar Ball round, he would be eliminated via voting for being suspected as the Dezastar, as a result of his attempts to cast doubt onto Keiwa Sakurai. After his elimination, he would be later be recruited by Beroba to be an advisor to the Jyamato and regains his ID Core through Beroba's authority. Under his suggestion, Beroba ordered Archimedel not to deploy the Jyamato into the game, forcing Chirami to join the game himself as the enemy, giving opportunity for Beroba to steal the Vision Driver. Later, when the DGP riders went to Jyamar Garden to take back Vision Driver, Daichi appears in front of them as the enemy.
With Beroba's reform of Desire Grand Prix into Jyamato Grand Prix, Daichi did not join the game due to his status as a pure human, while showing his interest in the evolved Knight Jyamato, who has the complete memories of its host and its own personality. Despite Beroba's suggestion for him to enter the game by using Jyamato Buckle, Daichi still did not use the buckle for once throughout the game, while enjoying to watch the game from the audience side and witness the evolution of Dunkleosteus Jyamato, the truth of Goddess of Creation and Neon Kurama.
After Michinaga Azuma recreates the world, Daichi's memories in both DGP and JGP were erased, while returning to his life as a college student. When Suel starts the Desire Royale, Daichi was given his Driver and ID Core again, while now fighting to avenge himself for his loss in DGP due to Keiwa Sakurai, holding a grudge for being played as a fool. Daichi ended up tricking Sara Sakurai, Keiwa's older sister who recently joined the Desire Royale as Kamen Rider Hakubi into battling Kamen Rider Buffa. Unfortunately for him however, Michinaga decides to battle him instead to eliminate him from the game forcing Daichi to fight back, in which his attacks as Nadge-Sparrow didn't even hurt Buffa at all. Buffa ended up cracking his ID core, forcing Daichi to retire all while exclaiming that this isn't the last time he'll ever see of him. However, before Buffa is able to completely crush Nadge-Sparrow's ID Core, the Dunkleotus Jyamato, now taking the form of Archimedel, retrieved the core before fleeing away. Beroba later obtained Nadge-Sparrow's ID core while saying that she has plans for him.
After the Grand End was successfully postponed by GeatsIX's reality alteration ability, Daichi presumably recovered his memories as a Kamen Rider. However, his experience with the Desire Grand Prix has had a drastic impact on his sanity. Using Archimedel's research notes, Daichi cultivates a new breed of improved, parasitic, miniature Pawn Jyamato. From his lair, before his specimens, Daichi manically declares his intention to become the new Jyamashin and the initiation of the "Parasite Game".
Beroba & Kekera find Daichi in his lair, musing to himself about his evolution, and offer him his broken Nadge-Sparrow Rider Core ID, in an attempt to recruit him to their cause, but Daichi utterly dismisses the notion. Instead, Daichi expresses his reverence over the Jyamato and how he endeavors to use the Jyamato in his ambition to acquire absolute knowledge by taking advantage of their ability to acquire the memories of the humans they consume. Then, in gruesome display, Daichi proceeds to consume a Jyamato Baby in front of the two Supporters, whom express equal shock and amusement in the act, before releasing more of his parasitic Pawn Jyamato from their captivity.
After their encounter, Daichi enacts the next phase of his scheme and successfully lures Keiwa's sister, Sara and coyly explains the characteristics of this deadly, new breed of Jyamato and their stages of infection, the curable Stage 1 and the irreversible Stage 2, before exposing her to a swarm that encases her in a cocoon for Stage 2 Jyamatization.
Ace and Keiwa track Daichi and confront him about Sara's whereabouts. Daichi attempts to deflect his involvement in her disappearance but is exposed by Ace's keen intuition. A battle ensues, with Daichi assuming a new Marrella Jyamato form but, despite his impressive abilities, is defeated by GeatsIX. Yet, Daichi delights in his results of his machinations, as his scheme achieved the goal of eliminating Sara.
After Sara was trapped in the "Tree of Knowledge" in the Jyamato Garden, Daichi ate a tomato-like fruit growing from the tree, allowing him to gain her memories.
When Daichi was gathering a group of followers, Keiwa also disguised to blend in the meeting. He later confronted Daichi and they both got into a fight as Keiwa transformed into his new Bujin Sword form. Marella Jyamato is defeated by Keiwa and soon came back to his human form. When Tycoon was about to execute Daichi, Geats appeared and stopped the fight, stating that Tycoon has already won the fight and then Tycoon left eventually. After the fight, Daichi was hospitalized with many injuries. However, he was later confronted by Michinaga, who was on the mission to find the "Tree of Knowledge" in order to free the innocent people, but Daichi stated that the memories and knowledge that he got from the victims have already gone, possibly because of Keiwa's wish.
Eventually, he sought out his tree again, feeling it might hold the key to his own salvation, and finds Beroba and Kekera with who appeared to be Tsumuri attempting to take the tree and use it for their own ends. He gets into a fight but either doesn't or is unable to transform to fight back. Just as he is about to be finished, Michinaga and Neon intervene and get him to safety. He asks why they bothered saving him and they both state that he is the only one who can bring Keiwa's sister back. He says that in order to do so he needs access to his tree, which Beroba stole the essence of and until that returns, there's nothing he can do. Michinaga leaves, stating he'll do what's needed to get Sara back for Keiwa's sake. He points out that he's running to his death, but Neon says that he chose to do so still.
After Michinaga beats Beroba, he, Michi, Neon, and Keiwa all witness the Tree of Knowledge shed Sara out from its form as she's revived.
The next day, the Riders, bar Keiwa and Ace, have turned into inanimate objects, due to Kekera wishing for Tycoon to be the only Rider. This leaves Daichi unaffected though, as he is part Jamato and no longer a Rider. He assists by protecting Sara and holding off Premium Kekera on his own, until he is knocked out by the latter and is later trapped alongside Keiwa. The two chat about happiness, with Daichi believing he doesn't deserve it due to selling his soul to the Jamato. Keiwa sympathizes, believing that everyone can have a fresh start, as long as they have their humanity. Daichi also reveals that by protecting Sara, he protected her true happiness, claiming that it is found "in a boring life", such as one that she and Keiwa leads. The two face off Kekera, who is holding three civilians hostage, threatening them with Jamato. However, these Jamato were raised by Daichi, who has control over them and would use them to free the civilians.
During the Final Round, hundreds of civilians would be transformed into the End Riders, with Game Masters forcefully exploding them if they either lose or don't participate. The Kamen Riders would spread out to stop this game, including Daichi, who assists Win Hareruya in defeating a Game Master by summoning Jamato to help defeat them. An announcement is made that Ace is dead, and the Desire Grand Prix starts gaining the upper hand. However, the defeat of Suel and Ace's restart of the world causes the DGP to fall, erasing all the Game Masters, and removing the End Riders' Drivers.
After the world restarted, this time with the memories of Ace Ukiyo being erased from the general population, Daichi is seen in a garden with other Jamato, remarking that one in particular is starting to grow up. His wish is revealed to wanting "humans and Jamato to co-exist"
Me: WHOA! That's Daichi Isuzu the Marrella Jyamoto! I remember him! He was tough!
Nico: Yeah! And he wanted Humans and Jyamoto to coexist!
Me: Like that will ever happen! Lets get him!
We went at him
Neon: He is just as tough as ever!
But then...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them.
Me: (Singing like Zocks) Yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy- yo-ho-hoy-hoy! Hey! I am a World Pirate. In pursuit of treasure, I go from sea to sea! I am a pirate. In pursuit of freedom, I travel from world to world! I'll get my hands on it no matter what! And then I'll get a feeling that's two good! Yo-ho-hoy!
Neon: Is that Zocks?
A phoenix cry was heard and we jumped out of the explosion!
Ace Ukiyo: HENSHIN!
He transformed into Geats!
READY FIGHT!
Neon: IT CAN'T BE!
We landed!
Me: Okay you sick as fuck Jyamoto! Time for you do die!
Keiwa: Nanette? Is that you?
Nanette: Long time no see guys!
Neon: Nanette! Whoa! It's great to see you again!
Marrella Jyamoto: Not you again!
Neon: ACE YOU'RE BACK!
Keiwa: ACE YOU'RE ALIVE!
He went and hugged Ace!
Keiwa: But how!
Ace Ukiyo: Long story!
I fired waves of energy and blasted Marrella Jyamoto all over!
Eli: We can catch up later! Lets get him!
Daichi Isuzu: Hey, poser. That look doesn't scare anyone anymore. Didn't you hear by now? Geats is gone!
Nico: Oh he is the real deal you sickass fuck!
Nico fired a wave of energy and blasted him all over!
Michinaga Actually smiled at the sight of Ace
Ace: Nice to see you too Michinaga!
Michinaga: It's great to have you back!
Me: Mind if I finish him?
Ace Ukiyo: Go for it!
I got out Lord Drakkon's Desire Buckle!
LORD DRAKKON! SET!
Me: LORD DRAKKON'S DRAGON CANNON!
I fired a wave of green energy and it hit Marrella Jyamoto and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was back to normal but wass wounded bad.
Nico: Marrella Jyamoto you have failed this city!
Nanette: That he has!
They reverted back and we tied up Daichi!
Nico: Nice shot J.D.!
Me: Thanks.
Ace: Oh, you can keep your memories. To remember this humiliation
Me: Yeah!
Neon: Ace!
She went and hugged him!
Neon: We were so upset that you gave up everything!
Ace Ukiyo: I'm back now.
Nanette: It's awesome to see you guys again.
Michinaga: You too Nanette.
Neon: Nanette it's great you're here.
Nanette: Same here Neon.
Me: It's awesome to meet you guys. Looks like the fun has started already.
Michinaga: That was really awesome! Thanks for that.
Me: You're welcome.
Yona: Yona honored to meet you all.
Neon: Pleasure to meet you guys.
Yona: Yona your ambassador for this.
Me: It's part of a Diplomatic Mission Program we made. We should introduce everyone.
Yona: Yona of Yakyakistan.
Himiko Toga: Himiko Toga.
Carlota Santiago: I'm Carlota Santiago.
Fiona Hernandez: We're the Hernandez Sisters. I'm Fiona and these are my sisters Marie and Nicole.
Marie Hernandez: Charmed.
Nicole: Pleasure.
Neon: I love your matching dresses.
Fiona Hernandez: Thanks.
Ochaco: I said the same thing. Oh I'm Ochaco Uraraka.
Tsuyu: Tsuyu Asui.
Sirius: Sirius.
Toru: Toru Hagakure.
Misty Tredwell: Misty Tredwell.
Carly Atlas: And I'm Carly Atlas.
Keiwa: Wow it's an honor.
Dark Leo: I'm Dark Leo and these are my brothers and we're the Dark Turtles.
Lynn Jr.: What up? I'm Lynn Jr. The Boy version of Lynn.
Tyler Navarro: I'm Tyler Navarro, leader of the Dino Charge Rangers.
Me: You might know them as the Kyoryugers here in Japan.
Dino Squad Max: And I'm Max, Leader of the Dino Squad team.
Neon: It's an honor!
Izuku: And I'm Izuku Midoriya, Nanette's brother.
Me: They aren't related by blood. They became siblings last year.
Nico: Long story.
Keiwa: Pleasure and it's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Same here guys.
The Rabbids jibbered.
Himiko: (sighs) And these are Rabbids.
Neon: Oh they are so cute!
Keiwa: And silly too.
Me: Yeah they are silly but they aren't the brightest lightbulbs in the closet if you know what I mean.
Eli: Yeah.
Ace Ukiyo: Lets talk more at the base. I got a lot to tell you.
Me: The Desire Temple? But that doesn't exist anymore.
Ace Ukiyo: Not how I made it
We teleported up to the Desire Temple and it was 85,000 feet above the planet and the view of Earth was amazing.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Wow! So this is the Desire Temple.
Himiko: Amazing! Look how high up we are.
Me: The view of much of the planet is amazing.
Eli: I'll say!
Neon: Yeah it's good to see this place again.
Keiwa: It sure is cool.
Me: We got so much to tell you guys.
Michinaga: First of all how did Ace return?
Me: You have our friend and teammate Professor Paradox to thank for that.
Nanette: Yeah it's true.
Tsumuri came.
Tsumuri: Ace. It really is good to see you again
Ace Ukiyo: You too Tsumuri.
Me: Tsumuri it's a pleasure to meet you.
Tsumuri: It's an honor Team Loud Phoenix Storm and it's a pleasure to have you all here.
Me: We're honored.
Nico: We have a lot to talk about.
Yona: Yona excited for this too.
Me: We are too.
Dark Don: Me and my brothers are actually clones of the Turtles from the future.
Me: They came from the year 2105.
Nico: Which is 82 years from now.
Dark Don: It's true.
Neon: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: Yeah it was amazing and we actually went to the future many times before.
Nico: Yep.
Dark Mikey: It's true. And it was cool.
Me: Yep.
Neon: What was that Desire Buckle you got J.D.?
Me: Oh that was one of the many M.O.E. Desire Buckles.
I pulled out a bag and showed them.
Me: These are for all of our archenemies. They were made because of the Zi-O Riders enemy Swartz.
Nico: Long story. We got legend items of all the M.O.E. Members from Another Riders and Rangers made by Swartz.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: It was really awesome.
Me: We got legend items from all the series of Kamen Riders and Power Rangers from over the course of 53 years. Gotchard is now in session so we got a freebie from them.
Nico: Yep.
One of the Rabbids was humping Neon's leg
Neon: Hey.
Me: See aren't very smart. But they are funny.
They farted and they sounded like bagpipes.
Eli: See?
We laughed!
Himiko: Yeah they are funny for a laugh.
Keiwa: Yeah. We saw the trial of Powell and also we saw you guys destroy Vilgax and Lord Zedd. Well done!
Me: Thanks! I was disappointed that Lord Zedd was killed by Vilgax. But who cares. He's gone for good.
Nico: Yeah.
Dino Squad Max: There's still his mess to clean up
Me: Yeah. We got our work cut out for us. We got Xehanort's Dark Orbs, Swartz's Anothers, Zedd's clones and Vilgax's work too.
Neon: We know you all can do it.
Himiko: Thanks.
Keiwa: Sorry we couldn't help you guys out during the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: That's okay Keiwa. You guys were busy during your own adventures but that's okay.
Keiwa: Thanks.
Me: What really infuriates us is that the Jyamato were playing around with peoples feelings like that to fulfill their wishes.
Nico: (to Michinaga) Before we heard more about you, J.D. WAS planning on killing you.
Michinaga: (Chuckles) We'll, it probably wouldn't have been my first death.
Me: I know. But after hearing how Nanette knocked some sense into you I decided not to do that.
Nanette: Oh right I never told you guys how I did it. Well it was about 6 months ago.
Michinaga: It involved her Thunderlegs form
Nanette: I had to REALLY Thrash him big time in order for him to realize that his desire for a world without Kamen Riders was doomed to fail from the very beginning.
Nico: Wow!
Eli: Amazing.
Michinaga: Yeah.
Nico: But to be fair, his friend WAS killed by bad Riders
Me: I remember that. But Michinaga I swear you will get justice. I will kill those motherfuckers that killed your friend. They deserve the Black Gates.
Neon: Black Gates?
Me: It's the deadliest technique we have in our arsenal.
I told them what it does and how it works.
Neon: (GASP) That is incredible!
Michinaga: So it will erase them permanently.
Me: Yep. After they are judged and found guilty by those they hurt.
Nico: (to me) I just realized something. If you DID go through with erasing all evil with the Black Gates in the past, it wouldn't have destroyed the Multiverse. Like with Ace, it would've made all of us forget about you. Which is something that we probably don't want.
Me: I agree there. Thank goodness that I didn't go through with it.
Nico: Yeah. That was very good thinking there.
Me: Yeah and I wouldn't have gotten my powers thanks to Kang. So in a way Lex Luthor's offer was doomed to fail.
Nico: Yep.
Neon: (slaps Ace) Dammit, Ace! What were you thinking making us forget you?!
Me: (GULPS)
Ace: It was the only way to erase the DGP.
Keiwa: At the cost of us not remembering you?!
Michinaga: Yeah, this world was saved. But our happy lives felt empty without you!
Eli: Yikes. Boy they REALLY missed him.
Me: Well they were also worried about him. But who can blame him. Like what happened with Zayto. The Dino Fury Rangers all thought he was dead too.
Nico: Yeah.
Dark Leo: Wasn't there a garden that hatches those Jyamato?
Neon: Yeah there was.
Me: Wait. I know one guy that is like that. ARCHIMEDEL THE DUNKLEOSTEUS JYAMOTO!
They gasped!
Archimedel is the gardener who grows the Jyamato and a major antagonist in Kamen Rider Geats.
He is a member of the Desire Grand Prix Staff whose purpose is to supply the Desire Grand Prix with Jyamato enemies for the DGP Kamen Riders to fight.
He is portrayed by Shihou Harumi.
Biography
Employed by the Desire Grand Prix to grow the Jyamato, Archimedel nurtured his Jyamato by feeding them the cracked Core IDs of Riders who had died in the Desire Grand Prix, causing them to repeat phrases said by the dead Riders once they were fully grown. However, Archimedel began to care for the Jyamato he grew and resented them being used only as enemies for the Desire Grand Prix. He eventually teamed up with Beroba, the Jyamato's sponsor, to overthrow the DGP and claim its "Goddess of Creation" so he could create a paradise for his Jyamato to flourish in.
Archimedel was eventually able to cultivate a stronger breed of Jyamato capable of stealing the Desire Drivers used by the DGP Riders and equipping them to become Jyamato Riders. Girori was surprised at this development and called Archimedel to demand an explanation, but Archimedel ignored his phone call.
Once the Riders reached the final round of the Desire Grand Prix, Archimedel sent a massive Jyamato form to serve as the game's "Last Boss".
After Michinaga Azuma was fatally wounded in battle against the Last Boss, Archimedel was delivered his body to feed to his Jyamato. However, Michinaga managed to survive thanks to his prolonged usage of the Zombie Buckle and attempted to escape the Jyamar Garden. After he was found by Niram and Samas and brought back to the Jyamar Garden, Beroba approached him and offered to let him in on her and Archimedel's plot. They were also joined by Daichi Isuzu after he was eliminated from the game.
Archimedel eventually stopped sending out hordes of Jyamato and began saving the Jyamato he grew for a massive attack on the DGP. This led Chirami to head out in the open himself and create a round centered around him in order to keep the DGP going so their viewers wouldn't get bored. However, Beroba took advantage of this to ambush Chirami and steal his Vision Driver, granting her access to the Goddess of Creation.
The DGP then sent the remaining Riders to the Jyamar Garden to recover the Vision Driver, but Beroba was able to repel them with her Kamen Rider form. After Beroba hijacked the Desire Grand Prix and turned it into the Jyamato Grand Prix, Archimedel set loose the horde of Jyamato he had prepared, who were all now candidates in the preliminary round of the Jyamato Grand Prix.
The preliminary round ended with a Knight Jyamato, a Bishop Jyamato, a Rook Jyamato, two Jyamato Riders and Michinaga Azuma (who had become part Jyamato) all qualifying for the next round of the game. Archimedel expressed disappointment that more Jyamato had not survived past the first round. He later watched the next round of the Jyamato Grand Prix with glee together with Beroba and Daichi.
At Beroba's direction, Archimedel would revive the fossilized Dunkleosteus Jyamato to give the Jyamato a leg up against the Riders in the "Bullfight" round of the JGP. After both Bishop and Rook were slain by the Riders, Archimedel allowed the Dunkleosteus Jyamato to devour him in order to further empower it. In the process, all of his memories were transferred onto the Jyamato and it obtained the ability to assume his form.
Nico: I remember that guy! He was fucked up!
Eli: He sure was!
Me: I'm going to burn his garden into ashes.
Dark Don: I think I can make something to help with that
Me: Okay then.
Eli: Go for it.
Keiwa: You sure you know what you're doing?
Dark Don: Of course. I AM a clone of Donatello, after all
Me: It's true.
Eli: Yeah.
He then made an awesome Flame Wing Accessory for Ace and everyone for Geats using the power of Blaze Heatnix.
Ace: This'll help burn that garden, right?
Dark Leo: Yep.
Me: Awesome. And nothing burns plants like fire.
Himiko: And I know fire too.
Eli: Yeah!
Dark Mikey: Um, where's the garden again?
Tsumuri: Here.
She showed a holographic screen and it was located in a botanical garden in a long forgotten temple in northern Tokyo.
Me: I know that area. That's the Tokyo Peace Pagoda in Nukazasu Ridge.
Nico: Wow! I remember seeing that place. That was the pagoda that was built after World War II ended after the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs were detonated.
Tyler Nevarro: We should go there.
Dino Squad Max: By the way, me and Tyler are going on the second mission too where we'll use our Wizard Rings.
Me: Okay. So we're using Wizard rings for this one.
Nico: Awesome.
Ace Ukiyo: Kamen Rider Wizard's ring. Cool.
Me: Yep. Lets get a move on.
Neon: Oh by the way is Dark Eddy coming?
Me: No you have nothing to worry about. He's gone for good.
Keiwa: But we have Blackwing Eatos 12 victims running around.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Be sure to look out for anyone that has pitch black angel wings and piercing red eyes.
Me: Yep. Lets go.
We were off.
We arrived.
Me: Hiroshima. This place has history dating back to 1945.
Eli: Yep.
We saw the garden and it was right next to the Peace Pagoda.
Nico: There it is.
One Rabbid tried to eat one of the fruits.
Nico stopped him.
Nico: Don't eat that. These fruits are dangerous.
Ace Ukiyo: Yeah.
Me: Helheim Forest Fruit Dangerous. Okay lets burn!
I FIRED A WAVE OF FIRE AND BURNED MUCH OF THE GARDEN ALL OVER!
FIRE SCORCHED THE ENTIRE GARDEN ALL OVER.
Michinaga: That's sure to get his attention!
And sure enough we heard a scream of insane rage!
Me: Yep.
Then out came ARCHIMEDEL!
Me: Okay you old timer you need to get out of here fast. This is dangerous. (Smirks)
Archimedel: YOU BURNED MY GARDEN! (INSANE RAGE) YOU BURNED MY BABIES!
Me: Sheesh buddy. Get some REAL children.
Then he roared and turned into DUNKLEOSTEUS JYAMOTO!
Eli: WHOA!
Me: He is butt ugly fucked up!
Ace: HENSHIN!
He turned into Geats!
READY FIGHT!
Dunkleosteus Jyamato: ACE! You're alive!? But how!?
Me: From a place called NOYFB!
Dunkleosteus Jyamato: What does that mean?
Me: None of Your Fucking business!
Nico: (sighs) J.D., just say None of Your Fucking business for that. NOYFB isn't a cool acronym.
Me: Sorry.
Neon, Keiwa and Michinaga: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
READY FIGHT!
Tyler Navarro: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! UNLEASH THE POWER!
RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! CHOMP!
He transformed and was ready!
Tyler Navarro: TYRANNOSAURUS REX! DINO CHARGE RED!
Max: DINO UP!
He turned into a TYRANNOSAURUS REX!
Dunkleosteus Jyamato (grabs Michinaga by the throat): Oh, don't feel too sad, Buffa. You and your friends might die here but when my babies take over the planet, we'll make it a better place. So in a way, you and your friends WILL be helping humanity.
I kicked him in the face and kicked him down!
Me: You are just a fucked up piece of filth! Your plants are gross too! Also you are a 382 million year old fossil fuckup!
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over the place with intense force!
Me: YEAH! And this!
I put on Lord Drakkon's Ring.
LORD DRAKKON! PLEASE!
Me: Take this!
I fired a wave of green energy and blasted him all over the place with intense fury!
Himiko: (Gets out LeFou's ring) Time to start us off!
LEFOU! PLEASE!
She fired a drunk ray and blasted him and made him drunk as a loon!
Dunkleosteus Jyamato: (Slurred speech) You make me want to wretch!
Nico fired waves of energy and blasted him.
They he snapped out of it and ran at us!
Then Carla Nazca flew in and kicked him down!
Carla Nazca: Time for the Avatar of the Earthbound Immortals to unleash hell!
She fired energy blasts and blasted him all over!
Me: Awesome!
Carla Nazca: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm Carla Nazca, Avatar of the Earthbound Immortals.
Neon: Pleasure to meet you!
Keiwa: Same here.
Yona: (Gets out Crazy Cat Lady's Ring) Yona smash!
CRAZY CAT LADY! PLEASE!
She fired Cat Bombs and they hit Dunkleosteus Jyamato and exploded all over!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Me: Nice one!
Carlota Santiago: (Gets out Mesmeralda's Ring) So far so good! Time for the show to begin!
MESMERALDA! PLEASE!
Dunkleosteus Jyamato then went into the ground and she used Mesmeralda's ghost hands and pulled him out and smashed him into the ground all over!
Carla Nazca slashed him all over the place!
She fired waves of blue fire and burned him.
Nico: Take that!
Fiona Hernandez: Taste this one! HYPER BLAZE ATTACK!
She fired a wave of intense fire and blasted Dunkleosteus Jyamato all over and the fire burned his garden more!
Keiwa: By the way, Carlota, I can tell you're the same as Nanette.
Carlota Santiago: That's right. I'm a gene-slammer of an Arburian Pelorota.
Me: That's Cannonbolt's species.
Keiwa: Wow!
Me: Yep. Lets see what the new gadgets Dark Donny made can do.
They activated them.
BLAZE HEATNIX FIREWINGS!
They grew WINGS MADE OF PURE FIRE!
Neon: WOW!
Me: COOL!
Nico: That is awesome!
Eli: Boy I'll say!
The riders flew and burned more of the garden!
Nico: Okay this is too easy!
But then a girl with orange hair and red eyes and black clothes and black angel wings and she had tiger stripes on her arms and cat ears on her head and she had a tiger tail and had a tiara with a picture of Rath on it.
Me: (GASP!) Rachel Rath!
Nico: Uh oh!
Me: She's Half Appoplexian and she is known for have a REALLY NASTY EXPLOSIVE TEMPER!
Rachel Rath lets out a ferocious roar at Dark Raph!
Dark Raph: BACK AT YA!
Me: (TIGER ROAR!)
Nico: WHOA!
Me: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN RACHEL LOPEZ RATH! NO ONE IS GOING TO MESS WITH US ON OUR WATCH!
I fired an electron beam and injected the antidote!
Boy Lynn charged at her.
She kicked and punched her and knocked her down but she got back up.
Boy Lynn: I knew it wasn't gonna be easy. (Gets out Mammoth's ring)
MAMMOTH! PLEASE!
He bashed and punched and smashed her with intense strength!
Rachel Rath punched Michinaga. He grabbed her Punch and kicked her.
I kicked Dunkleosteus Jyamato all over!
?: (ECHOING) GREAT MAELSTROM!
A massive blast of water drenched Rachel Rath and smashed her down.
AncientMermaimon came!
Me: Whoa! AncientMermaimon!
Nico: Awesome!
AncientMermaimon: Looks like the fun has started.
Nico: Melanie Ancient Mermai! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and blue angel wings and had AncientMermaimon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had the symbol of Water on her arm and had AncientMermaimon's trident in her hand.
Melanie Ancient Mermai: Awesome to see you again Nico. Let me help out.
Nico: Sure.
She fired waves of water and drenched Rachel Rath.
Rachel Rath punched Dark Raph. But he dodged it and punched her.
Dark Donny and Dark Mikey and Dark Leo kicked her down.
She was back to normal. She had blue eyes again.
Rachel Rath: What? What happened? I feel like I got hit by a bullet train.
Nico: Ugly story.
Dunkleosteus Jyamato: I WILL KILL YOU ALL! I WILL KILL YOU!
Nico: Almost forgot about you.
Me: I didn't.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Nico: Now to finish this jerk!
Ace: And the winner in the end is us!
Me: Yeah!
We fired a massive energy blast and it hit Dunkleosteus Jyamato and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was back to normal and we tied up Archimedal.
Nico: Dunkleosteus Jyamato you have failed this world.
Archimedal: Go on. Finish me!
Ace: No. This time, you get to remember what happened so you can answer for your crimes
Me: You get to suffer your humiliation in the nut house for life.
We had him teleported to the Saturn Nuthouse.
Me: That's it for him.
Melanie Ancient Mermai: Yep.
Ace Ukiyo: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Me: You're catching on.
Melanie Ancient Mermai: When me and Nico we're swimming in the oceans of the Digital World and we battled numerous evil Digimon and that was so fun.
Nico: It sure was.
Nico and Melanie hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Melanie Ancient Mermai: Same here.
Ace: Thanks for having me, guys. But now, it's time to return to my team.
Me: We understand Ace. But it's good to have you back with them. You're more than welcome to help us out anytime.
Ace: No problem J.D.
We shook hands.
Later we came home.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: REALLY awesome!
We told them everything and it was awesome!
May: WHOA! That is awesome!
Nico: Next, Vakama, Dan Kuso, Carmen Dillo, the other Underground Girls, and the rest of Izuku's class should come
Me: Cool!
Qin: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
In the kitchen we were making eggnog.
Haylia Khan: Nothing like making Eggnog
Me: You said it! (Sniffs) Mmm!
Rarity: Oh that smells absolutely great.
Me: It sure does.
We were making peppermint, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, caramel, banana, pumpkin, and many more flavors of eggnog.
Lola Francois: Let me taste it.
Me: It's ready.
We got it put into some mugs.
I sprinkled it with nutmeg and cinnamon.
We got to tasting it and it was delicious!
Me: (Slurps) Mmm! Ahh! Chocolate egg nog is good.
Nico: (Slurps) Mmm! Peppermint is good.
Lola Francois: (Slurps) Mmm! Vanilla is awesome!
Camie: (Slurps) Yummy! Love strawberry.
Rarity: (Slurps) Mmm! Spearmint is so delicious darlings.
Qin: (Slurps) Mmm! Love pumpkin.
The mascots tried some.
Poromon: (Slurps) Delicious!
Poliwag: (Slurps) Yummy!
Manaphy: (Slurps) It's like chocolate and flavored milks in eggnog form!
Me: Yep.
Horsea tried some.
Horsea: (Slurps) Delicious! Wow!
Qin: It sure is.
Maria: I'll say!
Ruckus: Does Timmy's Dad want any?
Timmy Turner: My dad will want all that in a second! He can smell eggnog from anywhere!
Timmy's dad: OH TIMMY!
He came in.
Timmy's Dad: Do I smell Eggnog!?
Me: You sure do. We made some.
I poured some for him in a mug.
Timmy's Dad: Oh wow! Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Timmy's dad: (Slurrps) Oh wow! This is delicious!
Me: Yep. We made different flavors.
?: Boy does all that smell great!
A girl with green hair, green eyes, green clothes and green angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of Acid Man came in.
Arlene Acid: Arlene Acid, Embodiment of Acid Man.
Right Suzuki: Wow Arlene its been a while.
Nick Russel: It sure has.
Arlene Acid: Same to you Nick and Right.
Freeway: How did you meet Right and Nick?
Arlene Acid: I met Right when he and the ToQgers were battling Emperor Z and we blasted him with the power of Rainbow Imagination power and brought him down the first time.
Me: Wow! I remember that power. That was you there?
Arlene Acid: Yep. That was awesome.
Nico: Cool!
Arlene Acid: Yep. And I met Nick when he was battling Koragg. Nick and I teamed up and brought him down.
Nick Russell: That was awesome! She and I really dealt him an amazing defeat.
Nico: That is so awesome.
Me: Yeah! Would you like to join us?
Arlene Acid: I would be honored.
Shocker: We made a LOT of eggnog.
Me: We sure did!
?: And it smells delicious for Christmas.
We saw a girl with red and green hair and had green eyes and one angel wing that was red and the other was green and she had Christmas Clothes on and had a tiara with the symbol of the Christmas Dopant on it and on her skirt and she had a Christmas staff in her hand.
Me: (GASP) Callie Christmas!
Callie Christmas: Awesome to see you again J.D. I know it's early but Merry Christmas.
Me: Same to you. Callie is the Embodiment of the Christmas Dopant and she brings the joy of christmas to everyone and everything.
Nico: Awesome to meet you.
Callie Christmas: Same here.
Me: Want to join us?
Callie Christmas: I would be honored.
Me: Cool.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was The Snow and Heat Miser, and those two are causing trouble. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh boy.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and I hope you guys are ready for an elemental battle: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than The Snow and Heat Miser, and those two are causing trouble.
WE GASPED!
Nico: Uh oh, and we're already approaching the holidays in December.
Me: Yep, and we're going to be dealing with the Snow and Heat Miser as a way to welcome the holidays. Let's head down there at once and teach them a lesson.
Lincoln: You said it, we've got some fire and ice techniques to use on them.
Nico: First we'll watch the movie A Miser Brothers Christmas and then we'll head out.
Lola: I'll make the popcorn.
Lola did so.
The previous group came.
Marionette Shadow: Can me, Wiggum, Chalmers, Springfield Mafia, Kite Man, Grundy, Multiple Man, Boomerang, Knightbrace, and Puff go with you guys?
Legs: Aw man. Ace left, didn't he?
Me: Yeah he did.
Nico: And yes you all can come with us.
Qin: Yep.
Legs: Awesome.
Crystal Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Ground Scaravich next.
Me: Cool.
Louie: Hey, is that Eggnog?
Me: Yep we made it.
We got to watching the movie and had popcorn and our homemade eggnog.
The feuding Miser Brothers (Heat and Snow) attend their family reunion with Mother Nature and their fellow siblings including the North Wind, Earthquake, Thunder and Lightning, and the Tides. The North Wind passively asks Mother Nature what might happen if Santa would be unable to complete his duties on Christmas. She responds that the North Wind would take control instead. When Mother Nature asks for a report from the Miser Brothers, Heat begins to call out Snow for trying to "give global warming a bad name". Snow responds by talking about Heat's attempts to scare people with reports of a second Ice Age. Heat then reprimands Snow for claiming Iceland as his own, which barely has any ice. Snow then calls out Heat for claiming Greenland as his own because it's full of ice. The brothers then fight each other. Mother Nature ends the fight.
Despite his dashing appearance and veneer of flattery and devotion toward Mother Nature, the North Wind is far more malevolent than either of his brothers. Self-absorbed and vain, the North Wind is fixated with the idea of replacing Santa Claus as a way to achieve personal glory. Beginning his machinations, he sends two of his minions to crash Santa's Super-Sleigh designed by his mechanic Tinsel, causing Santa to injure his back after falling in the middle of a fight between the Misers as he unintentionally crosses into their domain.
Despite what she told the North Wind before and having been informed by Mrs. Claus about what happened to Santa, Mother Nature assigns the Miser Brothers the responsibility of running the toy factory. Their fighting continues as they move through several workshop stations. The North Wind hatches a new plan to keep them fighting so it would appear as if they ruined Christmas themselves, but Mrs. Claus convinces the Miser Brothers to put aside their differences and cooperate by showing them the Naughty/Nice list station. The brothers' history is revealed, showing they've always been on Santa's naughty list for mutual bickering. Upon learning the error of their ways, they begin working together and successfully get work back up to speed. However, the North Wind hatches a plan to destroy their truce and get them fighting again, leaving Santa to deliver the toys and giving the North Wind the chance to finish him off.
On Christmas Eve, the North Wind's minions surreptitiously attach heating and cooling units to the sleigh, apparently capable of heating or cooling entire regions of the planet. The discovery causes the Miser Brothers to blame each other. With them fighting again, Santa has no choice but to drive the sleigh as the North Wind planned. After Santa leaves, Tinsel discovers the super-sleigh has been sabotaged, which stops the Misers' fight as they realize that neither of them was responsible for injuring Santa. Upon finding one of the North Wind's Christmas cards with him dressed as Santa, the Misers realize the truth about their brother and comprehend his plan. Meanwhile, the North Wind attacks Santa's sleigh in flight, whipping up a vortex to consume Santa, but the Miser Brothers, with the aid of Tinsel and a team of young reindeer, save Santa in the nick of time.
The North Wind's cover is blown and Mother Nature sentences him to do household chores for the next several thousand years as punishment for trying to finish off Santa and making his brothers fight. With the North Wind thwarted, the brothers learn they've finally made the nice list. They deliver the presents for Santa and give gifts to each other in the process, making peace between them and ending their feud.
Mr. Freeze loved the song about Snow Miser and it was cool.
We loved the movie and it was fun.
We cheered wildly!
Me: That was so awesome!
Camie: Yeah it was!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: So our target is North Wind.
I went over his history.
The North Wind, mostly referred to as simply North Wind, is the main antagonist of the 2008 animated television special produced by Warner Bros. A Miser Brothers' Christmas. He's the evil, arrogant, and narcissistic brother of Snow Miser and Heat Miser who wants to take over Christmas and do all of the work on his own.
He was voiced by Brad Adamson.
North Wind first appeared when the Miser Brothers attend the family reunion, where North Wind passively asks Mother Nature if anything bad would happen to Santa, with Mother Nature adding that she would have to let North Wind take over if Santa was put out of commission.
Determined to take the opportunity, North Wind secretly plots to dispose of Santa to take over the North Pole and do the work of spreading Christmas himself. To that end, he had his minions take down Santa Claus' Super-Sleigh at the Miser Brothers' domain, causing Santa to throw his back out and blaming the Miser Brothers for the accident due to their feud. Unaware of what has really happened, Mother Nature punishes both Heat and Snow Miser by forcing them to work at the toy factory so that they can deliver the presents while Santa's back needs to be tended.
Despite going off to a bad start, the Miser Brothers warm up by forming a truce to get the toy factory running, bringing enough presents to the sleigh to deliver. Feeling that their newfound relationship will put his plan in danger, North Wind gets his minions to attach heating and cooling units to the sleigh to prank them, causing both Heat and Snow Miser to fight each other again. This forces a desperate Santa to deliver the presents himself on his sleigh (despite his back injuries).
By the time Santa is riding his sleigh, North Wind arrives to the scene, planning to send Santa into an inescapable vortex. Around the same time, one of the elves named Tinsel discovers that the sleigh was sabotaged and that Heat and Snow Miser had nothing to do with it. She informed the Miser Brothers and Mrs. Claus about this and they find a Christmas card that North Wind accidentally threw outside his window portraying him dressed up as Santa, which made them realize the truth about North Wind's plan. Using a spare sleigh, the Miser Brothers work together to save Santa from the vortex. Tinsel traps North Wind in a parachute and they head back to the workshop.
Upon arriving back at the North Pole, North Wind jumps out, angered that his plan was foiled, and the Miser Brothers tell him that he's been a very naughty boy. North Wind taunts his two brothers in response, telling them that they (along with everyone else in the North Pole) can't punish him since they have no authority over him. However, the Miser Brothers call in the only person who does have authority over North Wind: Mother Nature herself. Finally knowing the truth of what really happened, Mother Nature angrily grabs North Wind by the ear, calmly assuring to everyone that she'll make North Wind do all her household chores for the next thousand years as punishment for his actions.
Upon hearing this, North Wind protests at this by trying to explain his actions, but is then transported back to Mother Nature's place, where he is forced to clean up thousands of dishes as part of his punishment. Mother Nature then pardons both Heat Miser and Snow Miser, who end up being on the "Nice" list before substituting for Santa to deliver the presents themselves. North Wind is last seen moaning over his defeat as he continues washing the huge pile of dirty dishes while the Miser Brothers deliver all of the presents to the children all over the world.
Camie: WHOA! This guy has a massively major stick shoved up his butt!
Me: Big time! And Heat and Snow Miser fighting is not surprising because they are part of a battle that's been around since the beginning of time: Fire VS Ice.
Erza Scarlet: Like Natsu and Grey.
Nico: Exactly.
Lola: : We should bundle up
Me: Good idea.
We went and got our coats.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than the feral animal Packing Day version of Zack Gurdle, and that rampaging hairy gorilla is coming here to pummel us with snowballs. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to the feral animal Packing Day version of Zack Gurdle, and that rampaging hairy gorilla is coming here to pummel us with snowballs.
Me: Uh oh, what does she look like?
Lincoln took out his sketchbook and we saw Zack's feral animal Packing Day version, he looked like him, but with long wild unkempt red hair, he has facial stubble on his jawline, he has hair on his forearms, he was extremely muscular with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs and bulging veins, he has on a dark blue coat with the sleeves torn off and he has thick chest hair on his massive pecs, dark blue pants, black boots, and he was on all fours.
Zack: (GASPS) Oh man, that version of me looks like a wild gorilla!
MONSTROUSLY MEGA LOUD BELCH!
Me: Along with having Lynn's monstrous side on Packing Day.
Natalie Parker: We'll be ready for her, we've dealt with Lynn on Packing Day before, this won't be any different.
Nico: Oh, this is gonna end badly for her. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to take down the Heat and Snow Miser.
Lincoln: This is going to be one awesome battle of Fire and Ice, and once we get done with them, you're next, you monstrous beast.
Natalie Parker: We knew this day was coming, but we've been through a lot worse with Lynn on Packing Day, but either way, we're stopping you dead in your tracks.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to take down The Heat and Snow Miser and North Wind, and as soon as we get done taking them down, Lincoln and Natalie Parker along with me are going to destroy the feral animal Packing Day version of Zack Gurdle.
We were off to Greenland
We arrived.
Me: Here we are.
Grundy: Greenland named after Greenland Shark Girl's Shark form.
Me: That is true and that is Lena Mack. But also it was because The Vikings switched the names of Iceland and Greenland. Iceland was green and Greenland was icy.
Frost Man: I'm right at home here.
Me: It sure is cold.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Look!
We then saw 2 castles! 1 was made of fire and heat and the other was made of ice and snow. One was hot and the other was cold. One side had some of Greenland warm and barren and the other was cold and covered and snow.
Nico: We're here.
Boomerang: Where do we go first?
Me: Hmm. Lets see.
Nico: Snow first.
We went to the Snow Miser castle.
Wolfgang: I hope we didn't choose wrong.
Me: Nah.
We went in and a song came on. Out came SNOW MISER!
Snow Miser: (SINGING)
I'm Mister White Christmas,
I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle; I'm Mister Ten below.
Friends call me Snow
Miser, whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch.
I'm too much.
He's Mister White
Christmas, he's Mister Snow.
That's right!
He's Mister Icicle;
he's Mister Ten below.
Friends call me
Snow Miser, whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch.
He's too much.
I never want to know a day
that's over 40 degrees,
I'd rather have it 30, 20,
10, 5 and let it freeze!
He's Mister White Christmas,
He's Mister Snow.
That's right!
He's Mister Icicle;
he's Mister Ten below.
Friends call me
Snow Miser, whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch.
Too much.
We cheered.
Snow Miser: Thank you and Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: You too Snow Miser.
Puff: I was worried we chose wrong!
Snow Miser: I know. Let me guess you are here to stop me and my brother from fighting and battle North Wind.
Me: That's right.
Nico: Yeah.
Snow Miser: Well that's going to be hard. Me and my brother Heat Miser have ALWAYS Hated each other because I'm Ice and he's fire. And you know that its been that way since the beginning of time.
Me: We do.
Camie: Yeah.
Snow Miser: Our mother, Mother Nature, has been trying to get us to stop. But it's practically impossible.
Me: You guys are brothers. Don't you love each other?
Crankcase: Fire and Ice have been opposites for years!
Me: Ever since the beginning of the universe.
Qin: That's right.
Snow Miser: That's right. I'm cold and Heat is hot.
Knightbrace: How long have you and your brother been at it?
Snow Miser: As long as we can remember.
Xenia: That is crazy.
Me: What an unhealthy feud.
Camie: I know.
Snow Miser: I know. Been that way for eons.
Me: REALLY unhealthy.
Strike Man: You know we have to put a stop to this, right?
Snow Miser: I know. But we got to stop North Wind too.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: I sense North Wind coming. And Heat Miser is coming out.
Snow Miser: Time for our feud like always.
Multiple Man: Let me make an army.
Multiple Man made a HUGE ARMY!
Nico: Perfect.
Varie: This is gonna be good.
Nathalie: You know this is the last time your feud goes on, right?
Snow Miser: I know. It's time for us to end this. So be ready.
Nico: Will do.
We got ready.
Kite Man: I'll fly to see where he is
Me: Okay.
Nico: Go for it.
He flew off.
Itasis: At least your feud had a good run
Snow Miser: Yeah.
Kite Man came back and Heat was walking out of his castle and he saw North Wind coming too.
Nico: Here they come.
Snow Miser left.
Fat Tony: Maybe it won't be too bad.
Snow Miser: (Offscreen) YOU LOUSY STINKING SACK OF ROTTEN COAL!
Heat Miser: (Offscreen) AT LEAST I AM NOT A FROZEN SACK OF MELTED WATER!
North Wind: (Offscreen) DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DO CHORES BECAUSE OF YOU JERKS!?
Fat Tony: Well Maybe not.
Dirt Boss: Hope they don't cause an avalanche
Me: Me too.
Nico: Yeah.
Heat Miser: YOUR MOTHER IS AN ICE CREAM MACHINE!
Snow Miser: YOUR MOTHER IS A FIREPLACE POKER!
North Wind: HEY WE ALL HAVE THE SAME MOM!
Then...
FEROCIOUS FIGHT CLOUD BATTLE!
Totally Spies Alice:…entrance time!
We went at them.
They were fighting and then the spirits of weather came and swirled around them and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Nico: Pardon us but we must discipline the Nannygoats!
Wiggum: And not in the usual way!
Heat Miser: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
North Wind: What are you doing here!?
Me: What else? To stop this feud.
Nico: Snow Miser, you might want to stay close to us
Snow Miser: You got it.
We fired waves of ice and blasted Heat Miser.
I fired lightning blasts and blasted North Wind.
Me: That was for trying to take over Christmas!
Ben turned into Plantapocalypse!
Plantapocalypse: PLANTAPOCALYPSE!
He bashed and smashed Heat Miser and North Wind all over.
Plantapocalypse: I may be a plant but I know how to fight well!
Laney: And so do I!
Laney and Plantapocalypse: PLANT LEAF BARRAGE!
They fired waves of leaves and energy and blasted Heat Miser and North Wind all over.
Plantapocalypse turned into Invincible
Invincible: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) INVINCIBLE!
He went and punched both North Wind and Heat Miser.
Invincible: This is going to pump! YOU UP!
Blitz (Road Rovers): (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) We're ready for this ja.
Blitz and Invincible: SMASHING STAR BITE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and it formed into jaws and bit their butts with the force of a million bear traps!
CLANG!
Me: NICE! Ouch!
Invincible turned into Shadowman!
Shadowman: SHADOWMAN!
He fired energy waves and blasted them both all over.
Shadowman: This will be shadows of fun.
Black Widow: It sure will.
Black Widow and Shadowman: SHADOW WIDOW BLAST!
They fired waves of dark lightning and smashed them both.
Shadowman turned into Stretchleo!
Stretchleo: STRETCHLEO!
He stretched and wrapped around them both and spun them around in a dizzy swirl!
Pumbaa: WELL I'M GETTIN DIZZY!
Stretchleo: Time for some stretch power!
Mr. Fantastic: Lets make this fun!
Stretchleo and Mr. Fantasic: STRETCHING SMASHER PUNCH!
They stretched and bashed them all over!
Stretchleo turned into Moyo!
Moyo: MOYO!
He fired waves of red energy and blasted them both.
Moyo: That is what I call Mars power!
Blazing Mars: Lets make it fun!
Moyo and Blazing Mars: MARS FLAME STORM BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and blasted them both all over!
Moyo turned into ULTIMATE RATH!
Ultimate Rath: ULTIMATE RATH!
Me: Now they are both in for it!
Ultimate Rath: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN HEAT MISER AND NORTH WIND! YOU WILL STOP THIS STUPID FEUD NOW WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! OR ELSE YOU WILL BE MET WITH THE FISTS OF ME!
Then he went and smashed and pulverized them both all over the place.
Ultimate Rath: You need more than that to get it through your faces!
Daniella King: Then lets show them Rath Style!
Ultimate Rath and Daniella King: SMASHING FIST OF THE TIGER!
They punched and pulverized and bashed them both all over!
Ultimate Rath turned into Ultimate Grey Matter!
Ultimate Grey Matter: ULTIMATE GREY MATTER!
He fired laser blasts and blasted them both.
Ultimate Grey Matter: What a couple of narrow minded guys.
Lisa Loud: Indeed they are.
Lisa and Ultimate Grey Matter: GENIUS FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasts and blasted them down
Ultimate Grey Matter turned into Jury Rigg!
Jury Rigg: JURY RIGG!
He went and took a bunch of spare metal apart and formed new blasters and we blasted them.
Jury Rigg: How is that for some imp power!
Impmon: Yeah that was great! Lets get him!
Impmon and Jury Rigg: INFERNAL IMP FURY!
They fired waves of fire and blasted them both.
Jury Rigg turned into Shocksquatch!
Shocksquatch: SHOCKSQUATCH!
He fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them all over the place.
Shocksquatch: Shocking isn't it!
Lincoln: So is this!
Shocksquatch and Lincoln: LIGHTNING APE BLAST!
They fired waves of lightning and blasted them all over.
Shocksquatch turned into Ultimate Panuncian!
Ultimate Panuncian: ULTIMATE PANUNCIAN!
He went and slashed and cut them. He turned into 20 clones and slashed them all over!
Nico: YEAH!
Ultimate Panuncian: This tiger knows how to bite!
Qin: And so do I!
Qin and Ultimate Panuncian: KOMODO FIRESTORM SHOWER!
They fired waves of energy and fire and blasted the 2 all over!
Snow Miser blasted both North Wind and Heat Miser all over.
Nico: This is going to be brutal!
Then Electro, Anti Wanda, Chemistro, Bonz, Roxy Rocket, Duff Killigan, Rex Goodwin, Raven Branwen, Dr. Polaris, and Nergal came.
Nico: Electro, Anti Wanda, Chemistro, Bonz, Roxy Rocket, Duff Killigan, Rex Goodwin, Raven Branwen, Dr. Polaris, and Nergal.
Electro: I don't know who to help out.
Nico: Help Snow Miser!
Anti Wanda: Good advice, ya'll.
Chemistro: I agree.
Roxy Rocket: We heard you fought Truffles.
Nico: We sure did.
Bonz: (to Gia) I hope you take care of that Mega Jolteon.
Gia: Oh I will.
Blammo came.
Me: Blammo. Up for another round?
Blammo: Yep.
Me: Awesome.
Blammo: Man, it's like a 3 way battle!
Me: It sure feels like it.
Qin: I'll say!
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway.
Lincoln Loud, Ice (DC), Slab, Kurumu, Moka, Yukari, Ruby Tojo, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Elena and Shocker VS Electro, Evil Elec Man, Piedmon, Toguro, Android 14, and Sergeant Weenie Arms - Nico's rescue was in Marzipan and we battled Truffles and Mary Knudson transformed
Electro was first.
Electro (to Lincoln): Nico's rescue was in Marzipan, where he battled Truffles. Mary Knudson transformed against her
Lincoln: She sure did and it was awesome!
Ice (DC): (Scandinavian Accent) It sure was and Truffles was really a loudmouth.
Slab: You should have seen what happened.
Kurumu: That was really awesome!
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was! Everyone had fun there! And Mary was awesome too.
Scootaloo: She sure was.
Whirlwind: Yeah that was cool.
Electro: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Lincoln flicked the switches for Electro and Jupiter and got a lightning sword!
Lincoln: THE THUNDER SWORD OF THE STORM!
Electro: NICE!
Lincoln: LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERSTRIKE OF THE STARS!
He fired waves of powerful lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Loni, Lê Chiến Kim, Pepperdance, Misha (Transformers Energon), Blackarachnia, Razorclaw, Lazerbeak, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda, Cajun Fox, Blood Sausage, Aligned Chop Shop, Clampdown, and Universe 666 Thunderclap - Us battling Another May Kanker, Armadillo Phantom Loringus, Truck Phantom Tray Rise, Frog Fish Monster (SpongeBob), Granadora and Arsenic who are the embodiments of Coloratura and the Angel Dopant
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti Wanda (to Loni): Nico, Tony Jones' team, May Kanker's team, and the others did good battling Another May Kanker, Armadillo Phantom Loringus, Truck Phantom Tray Rise, Frog Fish Monster (SpongeBob), Granadora and Arsenic. They are the embodiments of Coloratura and the Angel Dopant
Loni: That was so totes awesome!
Kim: Boy it sure was! Everyone had a great time with that one too.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! It sure was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah it was really fun!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) It sure was fun.
Featherweight: Yeah that was cool.
Sprocket: Yep it sure was.
Anti-Wanda: That is cool y'all! Lets do it!
Loni flicked the switches for Anti-Wanda and Fairy World and got a Fairy Sword.
Loni: THE SWORD OF FAIRY WORLD'S JUSTICE!
Anti-Wanda: That is amazing!
Loni: Yep. FAIRY STYLE: FAIRY LIGHT BEAM BLAST!
He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Matau, Blu, Amanda Benson, Maya Nagoshima, Sailor Enchanted Dominion, Sailor Narnia, Sailor Traverse Town, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro, MOE Sinestro, Naja, Kyrosys, Chess Cookies, and Universe 666 Dark Mind Soul - Lincoln's rescue was in India, and we went there to destroy Bakasura from the game Smite
Chemistro was next.
Chemistro (to Matau): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in India. He went there to destroy Bakasura from the game Smite
Matau: Yep he sure did and that was awesome.
Blu: Boy it sure was! She was no match for Lincoln.
Amanda Benson: Yeah that's for sure.
Fluttershy: That was so amazing.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It sure was.
Stealth Elf: We're proud of Lincoln.
Chemistro: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Matau flicked the switches for Chemistro and Metru Nui and got a Wind Sword!
Matau: THE WIND SWORD OF LE-METRU!
Chemistro: Awesome!
Matau: WIND STYLE: METRU WIND STORM!
He fired waves of wind and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Gia Moran, Takumi, Cassidy, Jean Bison, Azuki Shinatsu, Inaho Kushiya, Yatsuno Himehani, Aki, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz, Beany the Braindead Bison, Santa and Mrs. Claus the vampires, Nuns (Billy and Mandy), Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone, and Daisy the Plant Monster - Yona, Himiko and Carlota's first mission and Ace was reunited with his team
Bonz was next.
Bonz (to Gia): Today was Yona, Himiko and Carlota's first mission. Ace was reunited with his team
Gia: Yeah and it was so awesome. Ace was so happy to be reunited with his team and it was awesome meeting them too.
Takumi: Boy it sure was! It was cool for them to meet fellow Kamen Riders.
Cassidy: That sure was! We can't wait to meet them.
Jean Bison: We're excited about that.
Sunset Shimmer: We sure are.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure will be cool.
Sunburn: I agree there too.
Bonz: Boy that is so cool! Who did they face?
Gia: The Dunkleosteus Jyamato, Archimedal and he was a really screwed up one.
Bonz: Boy that guy is crazy! Lets do it!
Gia: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! EXCALIBUR FORCE!
She turned into the Yellow King Ohger!
Gia flicked the switches for Bonz and the Duel Monsters World and got a Zombie World Sword!
Gia: THE SWORD OF ZOMBIE WORLD'S DARKNESS!
Bonz: Nice!
Gia: ZOMBIE STYLE: BONE BLADE SLASHER!
She fired waves of bones and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Danny Phantom, Kylie, Moondancer, Princess Hisui, Slime Princess, Breakfast Princess, Frozen Yogurt Princess, Wildberry Princess, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Crankcase and Ruckus VS Roxy Rocket, Astronema, Bronto Burt, Mr. Breakfast, Brain Eating Meteor, and Hurter Monkey - Us making Egg Nog and meeting the Christmas Dopant Embodiment
Roxy Rocket was next.
Roxy Rocket (to Danny): You guys were making Egg Nog. Strangely enough, you guys also met the Christmas Dopant Embodiment
Danny Phantom: Boy we sure did. We met Callie Christmas and she is the true Avatar of Christmas and is really festive about spreading the joy of Christmas.
Roxy Rocket: That's right! Christmas is right around the corner.
Kylie: It sure is! Also we made peppermint, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, caramel, banana, pumpkin, and many more flavors of eggnog.
Moondancer: Who knew that homemade eggnog was that good.
Princess Hisui: It sure was so awesome.
Starlight Glimmer: Boy it sure was tasty. I liked all the flavors of it.
Cozy Glow: I agree there! They were so good.
Hex: No kidding there.
Roxy Rocket: Boy can't wait to try some! Lets do it!
Danny flicked the switches for Roxy Rocket and Amity Park and got a Ghost Sword!
Danny Phantom: THE SWORD OF AMITY PARK'S FRIGHTS!
Roxy Rocket: NICE!
Danny Phantom: GHOST STYLE: GHOSTS OF THE PAST BLAST!
He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of ghosts, bones, blood, skulls, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Rarity, Juru, Papillon, Preciomon, Varodurumon, Plumeria, Ymir, Sassy Saddles, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Strike Man and Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan, Evil Strike Man, Impostra, Hexuba, Shower Banki, and Meka - We made MANY FLAVORS of Egg Nog
Duff Killigan was next.
Duff Killigan (to Rarity): (Scottish Accent) You lads made MANY FLAVORS of Egg Nog. What was your favorite?
Rarity: Oh darling it was all so good. But I couldn't decide on just one.
Juru: Boy it was all delicious.
Papillon: Yeah that was so cool.
Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) Oh it was all absolutely delicious.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was.
Gill Grunt: Best Egg Nog ever.
Duff Killigan: Glad you lads like that. Lets do it!
Rarity flicked the switches for Duff and Equestria and got a Jewel Sword.
Rarity: THE JEWEL SWORD OF GENEROSITY'S WATER!
Duff Killigan: That is a great sword lass!
Rarity: Indeed. JEWEL STYLE: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
She fired waves of jewels and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Brittney, Hari & Candlemon, Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, Siren, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin, Blackbird, Greasers, Illuso, Barbed Wire Org, and Wiggy Jiggy Jed - The Miser Brothers Christmas is next
Rex Goodwin was next.
Rex Goodwin (to Brittney): The Miser Brothers Christmas is next. What's it about?
Brittney: It's about the Miser Brothers of Heat and Snow and they are 2 opposites, Fire and Ice and they hate each other and they need to learn how to put aside their differences to stop North Wind and save Christmas.
Hari: Yeah and it was a really awesome movie!
Candlemon: Boy it sure was cool!
Amber: I'll say! But North Wind wants Christmas all for himself.
Ren: What an eediot!
Stimpy: No kidding! What a jerk!
Princess Luna: That is for sure and we won't let him have Christmas.
Moondust: That was so crazy.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding.
Gari: I agree there too.
Blackout: I agree there too myself.
Rex Goodwin: Boy that is cool! Lets do it!
Brittney flicked the switches for Rex Goodwin and Pluto and got a purple fire sword!
Brittney: THE PURPLE FIRE SWORD OF WIRAQOCHA RASCA!
Rex Goodwin: Awesome!
Brittney: Yep. CONDOR VIOLET FLAME STYLE: FLAMES OF THE CONDOR BLAST!
She fired waves of purple fire and it formed into a condor and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Lars, Shadow (Metal Hero Series), Irina Wendolva, Sela, Leo, Amu, Tusk, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen, Beagle Babes, Zor, Zomom, Zazz, and Zeena - The Heat and Ice Miser Brothers always fight. But then again it has been that way ever since the dawn of the universe
Raven Branwen was next.
Raven Branwen (to Lars): The Heat and Ice Miser Brothers always fight. But then again it has been that way ever since the dawn of the universe
Lars: Thats right and it has been that way ever since 13.7 billion years ago.
Shadow (Metal Hero Series): Yeah that is too true. Fire and ice have always been that way ever since then.
Raven Branwen: I see. But wait you're one of the Metal Hero Series members.
Shadow (Metal Hero Series): Yeah I sure am. I was originally a villain back over 28 years ago but after being inactive for almost 30 years it gave me some time to think about my crimes and decided to redeem myself.
Raven Branwen: Wow! That is amazing! But I'm glad you are going to.
Shadow (Metal Hero Series): Yep.
Irina Wendolva: That is cool. But yeah Fire and Ice have been in a brutal fight since the beginning of time. Natsu and Gray have been doing the same thing because of that same reason.
Applejack: Yeag that is too true.
Apple Bloom: What a brutal battle.
Flashwing: I agree there.
Raven Branwen: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!
Lars flicked the switches for Raven Branwen and Remnent and got a Darkness Sword!
Lars: THE DARKNESS SWORD OF REMNENT!
Raven Branwen: Nice!
Lars: DARKNESS STYLE: DARK BLADE STORM OF REMNENT!
He fired waves of darkness blades and the group fired waves of earth, mud, rock, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Jessica Shannon, Zatch & Kiyo, Mulan, Maiden of The Aqua, Maiden of The Moonlight, The Agent of Creation - Venus, Reggie MacKenzie and Splendid Venus, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Windsweeper and Dirt Boss VS Dr. Polaris, Yost Magneto, Big Beanie, Count Fang, Bob-Ulk, and Cookatiel - North Wind is a monster and he must be stopped
Dr. Polaris was next.
Dr. Polaris (to Jessica): North Wind is a monster. He must be stopped
Jessica Shannon: He must be stopped no matter what.
Zatch: But at least he didn't kill anyone.
Kiyo: That's for sure.
Mulan: Yeah so we'll have him in the M.O.E.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there too. That's a good idea.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree too. That is cool.
Spyro: It sure is.
Dr. Polaris: You got that right. Lets do it!
Jessica flicked the switches for Dr. Polaris and Honey Marsh in the world of Spyro and got a HONEY SWORD!
Jessica: THE HONEY SWORD OF THE STORMS OF HONEY MARSH!
Dr. Polaris: Nice!
Jessica Shannon: Yep. HONEY STYLE: HONEY WAVE BLAST!
She fired waves of honey and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Blake, Chiro, Strawberry Sunrise, Little Audrey, Little Lulu, Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal, Ayatoriko, Dorko Malfly, Floating Talking Gumball Machine, Nightmare X (Metroid Fusion), and Moonbeast (Dungeons & Dragons) - This whole adventure is in honor of the great Mickey Rooney.
Nergal was next.
Nergal (to Chiro): This whole adventure is in honor of the great Mickey Rooney. May he rest in peace
Blake: Amen. He died 9 years ago at 93 and that is amazing.
Chiro: He sure was a funny guy.
Strawberry Sunrise: I agree there. Also he was an actor for almost 90 years. Which is amazing for someone like him.
Princess Celestia: I agree there. That is amazing he was acting for that long.
King Solar: I know. But it was movies he was mostly good at.
Solar Eclipsa: He sure did a great job in them all.
Amber Morning: I agree there.
Spotlight: I agree there too.
Nergal: He will never be forgotten. Lets do it!
Blake flicked the switches for Nergal and the planet of Pizza and got a Pizza Sword!
Blake: THE PIZZA SWORD OF DELICIOUSLY AWESOME FURY!
Nergal: That is an awesome sword!
Blake: Yep. PIZZA STYLE: BLADES OF PEPPERONI TASTINESS!
She fired waves of pepperoni and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Dino Charge Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Drive Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Blammo
Blammo was next.
Blammo: Boy Heat and Snow Miser really hate each other huh?
Nico: No kidding! This has to stop.
May: Yeah that is for sure.
Blammo: I agree there. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of North Wind and Heat and Snow Misers, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that manipulative jerk and the feuding brothers.
Nico teleported back with them.
Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! UNLEASH THE POWER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO CHARGE!
Drive Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!
Dino Spike Rangers: DINO SPIKE!
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the rangers threw the spike and it hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Blammo you have failed this world.
Tyler Navarro: Monster extinct!
Troy: Rangers that's a super mega win!
We regrouped.
Troy: Ace might not be here.
Tsukasa: But this is in honor of him!
Kamen Ride: Geats!
Kamen Ride: Tycoon!
Kamen Ride: Na go!
Kamen Ride: Buffa!
Tsukasa turned into Geats and Daiki summoned clones of the Geats Riders
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! FOX GAME FORCE!
They turned into the Geats Riders too!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) DEMON PRINCESS 7!
She summoned Princess Abi, Tsubaki, Vikins (Scooby Doo), Wally Walrus, Megahorn, Zeus (Fantasia) and Feral Dragon Spike (MLP)!
Nico: Oh yeah!
We went at them and blasted them all over the place
Blugon, Odu Bathax, Lystone, and Lomma Blasted and smashed all three of them.
Ruckus, Freeway, Haylia & Kayla and Lola used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Ruckus' rocket launchers and Freeway's weapons and Haylia & Kayla's and Lola's powers 100-fold
Ruckus and Haylia & Kayla Khan: MISSILE HYPER BLAST!
Freeway and Lola Francois: LEAF LASER STORM BLAST!
Homer of Donutopia and Wiggum: DONUT BLAST WAVE!
Stella of Solaria and Chalmers: LIGHT SUN BLAST!
Sora of Love's Fire and Springfield Mafia: LOVE FIRESTORM BLAST!
Style Queen of Fashion and Marionette Shadow: FASHION PUPPET BLAST!
Wonder Woman of Themiscyra and Kite Man: AMAZON WIND STORM!
Tristan of Cyber and Grundy: CYBER UNDEAD FURY BLAST!
Scott Truman of RPM and Multiple Man: RPM LASER STORM!
Nick Russell of Mystic Force and Boomerang: MYSTIC FORCE BURST!
Zarya Moonwolf of the Wolf Moon and Knightbrace: MOONWOLF FIRE BLAST!
Lynn Sr. of the Chefs and Puff: CHEF FORCE BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Echo Jazz-Wave, Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, me, Winona Weather and Eli: WEATHER FORCE BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and blasts of elements.
Lincoln: Okay, you two are seriously in for some pain. TWIN ELEMENT STYLE: STEAM BLAST!
Frosta: ICE STYLE: FROST BLADE!
Kale: ICE STYLE: ARCTIC BLAST!
Yuri: ICE STYLE: BLIZZARD TORNADO!
Weiss Schnee: ICE STYLE: TUNDRA CYCLONE!
Hilda: (British Accent) FIRE STYLE: INFERNO BLAST!
Caulifla: FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL BARRAGE!
Yang Xiao Long: FIRE STYLE: BURNING BLAZE!
Kei: FIRE STYLE: BLAZE BLADE!
Lincoln and the girls fired blasts and blades of steam, fire, and ice which hit North Wind hard.
Lincoln and his harem: TWIN ELEMENT FINAL SMASH: HEAT/COLD KI BLAST!
Lincoln and his harem fired fire and ice Ki blasts which hit North Wind and exploded as they hit him hard, and he got big boo-boos!
Then, Lincoln tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket.
Lincoln: You are in big trouble.
Then, Lincoln opened up a portal and North Wind and Heat Miser were sent to Vypra while Snow Miser stayed to tell us what he has planned.
Nico: So, you plotted on sending them to Vypra. Nice one.
Lincoln: Those two nannygoats and North Wind need a serious lesson, and handing them over to Vypra is something I planned on when we went after them. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Zack's feral animal Packing Day self. Everyone, keep your eyes peeled.
Suddenly, in Feral Monster Zack Gurdle's point of view as he hides in some trees, he moved the trees aside and was watching us menacingly as he was breathing, snorting, and grunting heavily, then, he pushed the trees back. Then, back to us.
MONSTROUSLY LOUD BELCH!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve large green planets orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lucy: He's here...
Then, we saw snowballs heading our way.
Nico: INCOMING SNOWBALLS!
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with fire that protected all of us from the barrage of snowballs that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and the fire melted the snowballs into water.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the stench of B.O. from anywhere, come on out now, feral animal Packing Day version of Zack, or we'll force you out.
A massive and muscular figure came out on all fours growling like a dog, it was the feral animal Packing Day version of Zack Gurdle.
Nico: That's the feral animal Packing Day version of Zack?!
Me: Yikes! He looks exactly like what Lincoln had drawn in his sketchbook!
Feral Animal Packing Day Zack: (ROARS)
Zack's feral animal Packing Day self charged at me, but Lincoln punched him hard and he flew into a wall, he got back up, and he roared and beat his hairy chest like a gorilla: NOW, HE WAS MEGA PISSED!
Natalie Parker: Oh, roar yourself, you four-legged hairy gorilla.
Suddenly, Natalie Parker's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean wavs, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached the feral animal Packing Day version of Zack Gurdle, she left aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean wavs, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Natalie Parker: I shouldn't be surprised that you would show up, but I always knew you'd be coming because of the loud belches that Lynn let out when she goes psycho on Packing Day, but we've known you were coming and we're ready to take you and your feral team down!
Suddenly, Natalie Parker was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, angels, and Fortune Lady Water flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at the feral animal Packing Day version of Zack Gurdle: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: We've all seen what happens when Natalie Parker gets mad when she sees Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan causing trouble, and now, that fury's about to be unleashed once again.
Then, as the vortex faded, Natalie Parker emerged, but she was changed forever.
Natalie Parker grew from 6'5" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large aqua blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long aqua blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Fortune Lady Water with the Water Kanji in her hands emblazoned on her forehead with blue iris, she has on fairy earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has Fortune Lady Water with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her aqua blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Natalie Parker has on an aqua blue sleeveless vest, sleeveless aqua blue crop top, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue jeans, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Fortune Lady Water and surrounded by stars, water, and ocean waves, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a blue gem with neon glowing blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Natalie Parker felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive aqua blue angel wings with blue tips on the large aqua blue feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized aqua blue angel wings with blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive brown angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, Natalie Parker has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large aqua blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Natalie Parker's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Natalie Parker's Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Water Maelstrom Fortune Lady Water Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Water Maelstrom Fortune Lady Water Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded aqua blue gems and Fortune Lady Water and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large aqua blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large aqua blue phoenix heads with aqua blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large aqua blue phoenix heads is a large aqua blue phoenix head with aqua blue gems for eyes and aqua blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Natalie Parker has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large aqua blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Fortune Lady Water's head with aqua blue gems for eyes and aqua blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji with water drops in between the kanji below Fortune Lady Water that said, "Natalie Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Water, Loving Sister of Stella Parker, Hazel Parker, Maya Parker, Victoria Parker, Camila Parker, Aurora Parker, and Naomi Parker, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, Archenemy of Frankie the Squealer and Lady Dorma, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Ocean Waves, Fairies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Fortune Lady Water"
ナタリー・パーカー、フォーチュン・レディ・ウォーターのジーン・スラマー、ステラ・パーカーの愛する姉妹、ヘイゼル・パーカー、マヤ・パーカー、ヴィクトリア・パーカー、カミラ・パーカー、オーロラ・パーカー、ナオミ・パーカー、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅、そして宇宙の全能の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ダーク・ロリ、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、ダーク・ルアン、フランキー・ザ・スクィーラーの大敵、レディ・ドーマ、驚くべきメンバーチーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストーム、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水、海の波、妖精、フェニックス、天使、そしてフォーチュンレディの水のマスター
Natalie Parker has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FORTUNE LADY WATER-FAIRY-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA OCEANIC WATER MAELSTROM FORTUNE LADY EARTH FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL OCEANIC WATER MAELSTROM FORTUNE LADY EARTH FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL OCEANIC WATER MAELSTROM FORTUNE LADY EARTH FAIRY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Natalie Parker's Super Angel-Fortune Lady Water-Fairy-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Zack's feral animal Packing Day self saw it, he roared in rage and fired more snowballs at her to kill her, but Natalie Parker fired a massive barrage of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Zack's feral animal Packing Day self and sent him flying into another wall, he got back up, and he gripped his dark blue coat and tore it off and he roared and beat his hairy chest like a gorilla: NOW, HE WAS MEGA PISSED!
Stella Parker: Oh man, Natalie's transformed, this means things are so going to get messy.
Lincoln: Yep, this means Zack's Packing Day self is so done for.
Natalie Parker: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Oceanic Water Maelstrom Fortune Lady Water Fairy Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Water Maelstrom Fortune Lady Water Fairy Phoenix God Angel Love) I'm gonna clobber his hairy butt into the ground! Let's get him, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Hazel Parker.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've picked the wrong Earth to mess with on your rampage, you hairy beast!
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, we're about to do to you what I did to Lynn when she went psycho on Packing Day!
Lincoln, Natalie Parker, and I went after Zack Gurdle's feral animal Packing Day self, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Zack Gurdle's feral animal Packing Day self, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Natalie Parker also did the same by firing aqua blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Natalie Parker, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Zack Gurdle's feral animal Packing Day self even more madder and even more insane with rage as he let out another bellowing roar of rage.
Suddenly, Zack turned the tip of one of his eleven massive and long red wolf tails into Cell's stinger that opened up into a large sucker and he plunged it onto his feral animal Packing Day self's head and he was unable to fight back. Then, he sucked him into his body and absorbed him as the stinger changed back.
Suddenly, we felt Zack's power and energy rising astronomically, and then...!
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF ZACK GURDLE WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE SKULL, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, AND RAINBOW FIRE HORSE, AND THEY CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, RAINBOW FIRE SKULL, RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL, AND RAINBOW FIRE HORSE WENT BACK TO EARTH AND ZACK GURDLE GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Zack was surrounded by a massive vortex of fiery blood red energy with stars, blood, skulls, and souls of the damned surrounding the vortex, there are horses, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix!
Clyde: WHOA!
Rusty: Oh man, now Zack's about to transform!
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Zack's War's Chaos Blood Sword of Underworld Justice, and then, it glowed and then, surrounding the massive vortex of fiery blood red energy with stars, blood, skulls, and souls of the damned surrounding the vortex, there are horses, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HIM AND HIS POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO ZACK! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, ZACK EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Zach grew from 7'0" to 8'9" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much larger for his new body and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has metal gold braces on his massive biceps and thighs and he now has twelve large fiery blood red planets orbiting around his legs, he has black highlights in the bangs of his long fiery red hair that reached the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon fiery blood red eyes and a fiery blood red energy aura with stars, blood, skulls, souls of the damned, horses, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, he has a rainbow demon holding a snowflake in his hands and surrounding him are a rainbow phoenix, rainbow horse, and rainbow angel emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with fiery blood red iris, he has on horse earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Hellfire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with fiery blood red gems embedded in the black crescent moon links and fiery blood red crystal links and a fiery blood red horse-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a demon, horse, phoenix, and angel with fiery blood red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Hellfire, and Eternity Kanjis for the pendant on his bare chest and he now has fine hair on his forearms, short beard stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his massive pecs and he has on a gold chest harness with fiery blood red gems on the crisscrossing gold straps and large gold circular chestplate and a kanji on the back that said, "Zach Gurdle, Awesome Friend, Son, and Alien Believer". Zach has on a fiery blood red version of He Man 2002's loincloth, long white pants with fiery blood red flames on the legs, long white trenchcoat coattails with stars, blood, skulls, souls of the damned, horses, phoenixes, and angels on them and tattooed on Zach's wider and more muscular back is War riding his horse and holding his sword high, a Phoenix, and Angel surrounded by fire and darkness and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a blood red gem with neon glowing blood red lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and component for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Zach felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive fiery blood red angel wings with black tips on the large fiery blood red feathers grew much larger for his new body and medium sized fiery blood red angel wings with black tips tips grew and sprouted out underneath his massive fiery blood red angel wings, and he now has eleven massive and long fiery blood red wolf tails with black tips and black markings, Zach has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem with heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his large right ring finger and his Blue Lantern Corps ring on his large left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand and black fingerless gloves with a horse, Phoenix, and Angel on the back of his hands with gold-armored claws covering his fingers and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Zach's massive War's Chaos Blood Sword of Underworld Justice and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began to merge together and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of fiery blood red energy, stars, blood, darkness, skulls, souls of the damned, horses, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Zach Gurdle's Cosmic Eternal Apocalyptic Hellfire Darkness Almighty War True Immortal Apocalyptic Darkness Hellfire Fury Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Apocalyptic Hellfire Darkness Almighty War True Immortal Apocalyptic Darkness Hellfire Fury Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded black gems and the Horseman War etched the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged blood red blade, large blood red horse heads with blood red gems for the eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blood red horse heads with blood red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a large blood red horse head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the blood red horse heads for the pommel. Zach has on his brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold horse head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and large gold phoenix head and large gold angel head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gems in their mouths around the belt on his waist, large gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a blood red kanji with flames and black crescent moons in between the kanji below War, the Phoenix, and Angel said, "Zach Gurdle, Awesome Alien Believer, Loving Son and Brother, Awesome Friend of Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Rusty Spokes, Liam Hunnicut-Rockell, and Stella Zhau, Master of The Fires of Hell and the Darkness of The Apocalypse, Archenemy of The Copper Cranium, Rider of The Blood Red Horse, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary and Champion of War, and Master of Hellfire, Flames of Hell, Darkness, Blood, Souls of The Damned, Horses, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ザック・ガードル、素晴らしいエイリアン信者、愛する息子であり兄弟、リンカーンの素晴らしい友人ラウド、クライド・マクブライド、ラスティ・スポークス、リアム・ハニカットロッケル、そしてステラ・チョウ、地獄の炎と黙示録の闇のマスター、ザ・カッパーの大敵頭蓋骨、血の赤い馬のライダー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲート、究極の善の究極の力、偉大な友情の神、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、大使と宇宙への希望の灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、戦争の使者でありチャンピオン、そして地獄の炎、地獄の炎、闇、血、魂のマスターダムド、馬、フェニックス、天使の
Zach Gurdle has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-APOCALYPTIC WAR HORSE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY APOCALYPTIC DARKNESS HELLFIRE UNDERWORLD INFERNO HELLFIRESTORM HORSEMEN ALMIGHTY WAR PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY APOCALYPTIC DARKNESS HELLFIRE UNDERWORLD INFERNO HELLFIRESTORM HORSEMEN ALMIGHTY WAR PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY APOCALYPTIC DARKNESS HELLFIRE UNDERWORLD INFERNO HELLFIRESTORM HORSEMEN ALMIGHTY WAR PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were really amazed by Zach's Super Angel-Apocalyptic War Horse-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation.
Zach: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Apocalyptic Darkness Hellfire Underworld Inferno Hellfire Horseman Almighty War Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Apocalyptic Darkness Hellfire Underworld Inferno Hellfire Horseman Almighty War Phoenix God Angel Hope) Oh man, what on Earth hit me?
Nico: You transformed, Zach, have a look.
Nico formed a mirror of water, and Zach saw what happened to him after he absorbed his feral animal Packing Day self, and he was amazed.
Zach: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Apocalyptic Darkness Hellfire Underworld Inferno Hellfire Horseman Almighty War Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Apocalyptic Darkness Hellfire Underworld Inferno Hellfire Horseman Almighty War Phoenix God Angel Hope) Whoa! You're right, I've transformed just like Lincoln, J.D., and the others, this is awesome.
Everyone cheered wildly for what Natalie Parker, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Natalie Parker's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large aqua blue planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive aqua blue angel wings and medium sized aqua blue angel wings underneath are permanent, and Zach Gurdle's brand-new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long fiery blood red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, large twelve fiery blood red planets orbiting around his legs, smaller planets orbiting around his fingers, and massive fiery blood red angel wings and medium sized fiery blood red angel wings underneath are permanent.
Natalie Parker: That's it for that animal. Thanks for helping me take down Zach's feral animal Packing Day self, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Natalie.
Me: My pleasure, Natalie.
Suddenly, Natalie Parker wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Natalie Parker's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and Fortune Fairy Water flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and water and ocean waves behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Natalie Parker sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and water and ocean waves and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Natalie Parker and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught feral animal Packing Day version of Zach a lesson he'd never forget.
Luan: And he absorbed him and transformed and ascended just like Lincoln and J.D.
Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got just the girl: Amaris Somatra, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet.
Selene Emperyous: The dark magic sorcerer of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, incredible, and you guys will love meeting her, Amaris Somatra is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Darkness. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet, and she has powerful light and dark powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the dark magic sorcerer of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Amaris and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Amaris would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of darkness and the lunar eclipse. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, Amaris kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Me: Whoa.
Eli: Which means Amaris has the powers of Nephthys.
Lincoln: That's right, she has the powers of Nephthys, and she's a powerful master of darkness.
Duff Killigan: Finally, no more fighting.
Snow Miser: Thank you all.
Rex Goodwin: Think nothing of it.
Me: Yeah.
Raven Branwen: Stoping wars is what we do.
Dr. Polaris: Now, let's go inside your castle for some hot chocolate.
Nergal: I'll make some pizza.
Me: Awesome.
Snow Miser: Me, Heat Miser and North Wind are going to be in the M.O.E. And I will be on both sides.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: Great job today though everyone.
Me: At least we stopped the feud.
Rainbow Dash: We sure did. (To the viewers) Man this was so awesome!
Me: It sure was.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and had som awesome eggnog and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
A Miser Brothers Christmas was a great movie. Also I wondered who sang that song on Batman and Robin and it was Snow Miser. Which was cool.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Tobias Whale, Hyathis, Mercurio, Obliterator, Edifice Rex and Emperor Spine as well as Kouta's team with Austroposimon, Ceresmon, Entmon, Palmon and Togemon and we're going to a another planet made of meat. But this one is gonna be bigger and much more awesome. And we're going to battle Rolf's Hypothetical Akuma form called THE MAD MEATMONGER! It's fitting for him because he eats meat all the time. He was made because he wants revenge on Ed for stealing his chickens. He wants to make sure Ed pays for his crimes against the son of a shepherd! To Rolf he would forgive Ed. But to the Mad Meatmonger THERE IS NO MERCY! ONLY PAIN AND DEATH! We're going to tenderize that walking slab of meat and we're going to send him to the M.O.E. Also Calliope Chomei is going to transform against it. Also we're going to battle Another Tobias Whale, Hyathis, Mercurio, Obliterator, Edifice Rex and Emperor Spine who are the Embodiments of the Steak, Sausages, Meatballs, Ham and Eggnog. And the next embodiment of Twilight's friends is going to be for Comet from G5. Also we're going to meet a Ground Scaravich gene-slammer named Gina Scaravich and she is an Earthbender.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Maya Parker, Gene-Slammer of Fortune Lady Wind, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the feral animal Packing Day version of Rusty Spokes
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the alternate versions of Equestria, and we're going to help Rebel Rainbow Dash, Soldier Pinkie Pie, Eternal Darkness Rarity, and Sweatshop Applejack take down the Alternate Universe Flim Flam Brothers, King Sombra, Tirek, and Nightmare Moon, but while the Alternate Universe Flim Flam Brothers are getting sent to prison for the rest of their lives, Alternate Universe King Sombra, Alternate Universe Tirek, and Alternate Nightmare Moon are getting sent to The Black Gates. And we're going to meet Amaris Somatra, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Darkness. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet, and she has powerful light and dark powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon of Nebthet. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the dark magic sorcerer of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Amaris and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Amaris would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of darkness and the lunar eclipse. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, Amaris kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Next up is The Toy Story that Time Forgot and we're going to battle The Battlesaurs and have them put into the M.O.E.
See you all next time.