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BGM: Hades' Infernal Theme (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"Time! Space! Reality! It's more than just a boring ol' linear path! It's a prism of boundless entertainment! A single choice can branch out into infinite realities and infinite amusement from yours truly! Alternate universes created from the ones that we know and love! I am Lord Hades, your handsome guide to these wonderful and boundless fun of opportunities! Follow me, if you dare… and bask in the neverending torturous question of:"
SUPER RWBY: WHAT IF?
"What If!"
End BGM
"Now that was a fun one. Watching Dark Ruby die over and over again was truly a spectacle. What one was your favorite? Mine was Akuma interrupting her "I won't die" speech… if you can call that a speech! She's not known to be philosophical! Hahahaha!"
He let out a chuckle as he looked through the various universes. "My second favorite was Sonia inviting her to the fog and then good ol' Flashy boy came to the party and Albert Wesker'd her butt."
He came across a universe that sparked his interest. "Ooooh, this one looks feisty!"
He then looked up with a smirk. "We all know the tale of Samus Aran, the so-called greatest bounty hunter of all time. Where is she now? Sitting comfortably in retirement with bad legs while everyone else does the dirty work for her! Heh, and she calls herself a leader of SPBRR… but what should happen if Samus had… an unfortunate accident before she made a name for herself and was beloved by all? Ladies and gentleman…"
What If… Ridley Killed Samus?
"Go Ridley!"
"That's right, destroy everyone! Leave no victim alive!"
"Papa! Mama! Where are you? What's wrong? Did something happen?"
Ridley turned around after hearing a gasp, seeing a small Samus in front of him who was looking at him in awe.
"Lord Ridley, we've captured the facility. We've begun transporting the containers."
"Good."
"A-Are you… Mister Ridley?" Ridley turned around to look at her again. "I-I'm Samus… th-three years old. Y-you're not scary…. I'm perfectly fine…. E-Even if you look different, w-we can still be friends!"
Ridley looked at her sympathetically. "Mmm… you're so cute. I'm sorry, miss… but that's impossible!" He flashed a devilish smirk. "Because… YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!"
"AAAAAAAH!" Samus screamed.
"SAMUS, LOOK OUT!"
Virginia quickly took the fatal blow, letting out a scream.
"MAMA!" Samus screamed as Ridley threw Virginia to the side as he towered over Samus.
"I have no idea why, but I've a feeling that if I didn't kill you here, you'd be a massive thorn in my side!" He flashed his tail. "So I think I'll just finish you right here!" He yelled, thrusting his tail, unaware of Chell watching this from her window.
"SAMUS!" She screamed as Ridley removed his tail as Samus collapsed.
"Hmm?" Ridley looked up to see Chell at the window. He smirked and started to approach her maliciously… and then a ship started to light up.
"Lord Ridley!"
"Hmm?" Ridley turned his head. "What is it no-"
The ship ignited and exploded, covering everything in a massive explosion that enveloped Ridley. "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Several minutes later…
BGM: Greatest Journey (Halo 3)
Chell emerged from the wreckage, rubbing her head as she looked up ahead. Her eyes widened as she ran toward Samus. "Samus… Samus!" She called out to her as she immediately stopped once she got to her and knelt down, seeing her lifeless eyes looking up into the sky.
"Samus… please… speak to me…!" Chell pleaded, continuing to nudge her. "I know you're just looking at the sky and playing pretend… please! He didn't actually impale you! Please… answer me…"
Tears fell through her cheeks as she continued to beg that Samus was only pretending, but the more she nudged her, reality crept in as Chell cradled her young friend, tears falling on Samus's cheeks.
"No… NOOOOO!" She screamed as she sobbed uncontrollably. She heard the sound of a ship descending as she looked up through her tears to see Old Bird and Grey Voice coming out.
End BGM
Years later…
A spaceship flew into the planet Zebes, entering its atmosphere as it descended, landing on the mushy swamp as it rained. A bounty hunter, decked out in white armor, an orange arm cannon covering the hunter's arm. The visor was blue as the armor had a blue trim on it.
The hunter scanned the vicinity of Zebes, picking up on the likes of Ridley, Mother Brain and other large Space Pirates in the area. The hunter clenched its fist as she approached a door, opening it up and hopping into an elevator.
Once the elevator stopped, the bounty hunter turned its attention toward the right as it climbed over and saw an item on a pedestal. The hunter jumped down and took the item in question, absorbing it into the armor.
Morph Ball online!
The hunter saw a hatch open up as it quickly hid behind its blind spot as a camera looked around the room. It had detected movement and looked down, noticing the Morph Ball was gone… and then it was quickly destroyed by the bounty hunter.
The bounty hunter said nothing as it proceeded onward, proceeding to mercilessly destroy any creature that dared to even attack the hunter.
The more the hunter descended into the depths of Zebes, the more the hunter destroyed. Zebesians, Kraid, Crocomire, Draygoon… nothing stood in its way. Not even Phantoon could survive the merciless onslaught of the bounty hunter.
BGM: Magmoor Caverns (Metroid: Samus Returns)
Once the Bounty Hunter reached Norfair, it made a beeline toward Ridley the moment the hunter's radar picked up that the hunter was in Ridley's lair.
The went into a room as several Space Pirates jumped in the Hunter's way, proceeding to shoot at the hunter, where the hunter rolled around and carpet bombed the entire room as the explosions sent the Space Pirates into the air as the hunter laid them out with Super Missiles and Charged Plasma Beams.
The Space Pirates lay lifeless once they hit the ground. One managed to survive and tried to crawl toward the hunter, but the hunter picked it up by the throat, crushing its throat as it tried to swing at the hunter in desperation… before it fell limp as the hunter threw it into the acid for it to dissolve.
The hunter blew open the hatch and walked inside.
End BGM
"Aaaah, the bounty hunter!"
BGM: The Part Where He Kills You (Portal 2) (Start at 0:39)
Ridley landed on the ground. "I have heard tales of how you slaughter anyone without mercy. I've witnessed first hand how you slaughtered my men like they were nothing. It's quite impressive! You may call yourself a hero, but I'll tell you this. You're nothing more than a monster."
He let out a chuckle. "You're just like me… and I've heard that you were taught under the greatest warrior of all Chozo. Raven Beak!"
The hunter said nothing as it aimed the arm cannon at Ridley. "Hahahahaha! You do not scare me, bounty hunter. Seeing you actually excites me."
Ridley flashed his tail. "Let's see who's the biggest monster of all! Me or you! Have at you!"
Leader of the Space Pirates - Ridley
Ridley lunged at the bounty hunter, but the bounty hunter rolled out of the way and fired a few Super Missiles at him. He backhanded them away and breathed fire, but the hunter countered with a charged Wave Beam that struck him in the mouth.
Ridley snarled as he thrusted his tail to the bounty hunter, but the hunter melee countered the tail as it leapt toward Ridley and forced his mouth open as the hunter shoved Super Missiles down his throat as the space pirate roared and tried to bite down, but the bounty hunter swung its arm down.
Snap!
Ridley's lower jaw became dislocated as the bounty hunter grabbed Ridley's tongue and yanked it as hard as it could, ripping the tongue out and proceeding to shove the tongue hard enough into Ridley's eye while also pulling out a Power Bomb and shoving it into Ridley's throat, and then relocated Ridley's jaw and clamping it shut as the Power Bomb exploded inside of his chest.
Ridley screamed as he tried to get away, but the bounty hunter stepped on his tail and pulled him down before grabbing on to his wings and placed its foot on his back and tore the wings off with some effort, then it tore the tail off and then used the blade to impale his other eye, rendering him blind as Ridley roared in agonizing pain.
Ridley tried to swing his claws at the bounty hunter blindly but he kept stumbling about until he fell into the acid as he screamed in agony. He tried to climb out but the bounty hunter crushed his claws and kicked the space dragon into the acid until he dissolved into nothing.
End BGM
The bounty hunter looked at the acid pool before looking into the scanner and saw that Mother Brain was close by. The hunter turned around and walked off, heading straight for Mother Brain.
As the hunter got close, the hunter would see that Mother Brain was on the other side of the hatch. The hunter went back to a wall and quickly activated the Speed Boost before shinesparking through the door and burst through Mother Brain's defenses.
"HUH?!" Mother Brain yelled in surprise as the bounty hunter Shinesparked into her glass, stopping abruptly as the glass shattered as the hunter laid down several Power Bombs into her domain and hopped down as the Power Bombs exploded. "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed as she was incinerated on the spot where nothing remained of her.
However, the Power Bombs the hunter laid out was a tad overboard as the alarms started blaring.
"Warning: Power Generator overloaded. Planetary meltdown initiated in five minutes."
The hunter tapped some buttons on the visor.
"Teleport to the gunship?"
When the hunter selected yes, the armor glowed brightly and the hunter teleported to the ship as the hunter walked inside the gunship and then flew off. Several battleships tried to go after the hunter, but the gunship turned around and shot them all down with massive lasers before turning around and escaping Zebes's orbit.
The hunter turned around and watched as Zebes exploded. The hunter then dismissed the armor, revealing to be Chell herself in a white zero suit while also having three scars over her right eye. She looked up a picture and pulled it down, seeing that it was her and Samus embracing one another when they were both little kids.
A tear escaped Chell's eye, smiling. "I've avenged you…" She said with a smile as the gunship turned around and flew off.
"There you have it, folks. The moment Ridley kills Samus, Chell proceeds to go on the war path and annihilate the Space Pirates just like that! …But we're not done yet. Oooooh no!"
"Grutono jika nalla frusna Tamus?" (Do you wish to avenge Samus?)
Chell looked up at Raven Beak. "Yes… you put your DNA inside of me… I wish to avenge her. I want her to be at peace. I want to be at peace. I… I want to kill the Space Pirates."
"Zell, anna kilua trupa jika." (Chell, I will help you.)
Raven Beak smirked. She was only five years old, but with his influence, he could easily manipulate and fill her impressionable mind with things that he could do in their private training.
"Grutno restu jiernap." (Then let's begin.)
Raven Beak suddenly backhanded her.
"Nnngh!" Chell grunted as Raven Beak towered over her and swung his arm down, scratching her face as she screamed.
He will make her durable. He will make her strong.
He will make her… the strongest, most merciless bounty huntress in the galaxy.
In the present…
"Chell." Bradley called her up.
"Yes?"
"We know that you have wiped out all of the space pirates off of the face of the galaxy, but we've received intel of something horrific."
"That being?"
"There seems to be some influence on SR-388. As you know, some of the Space Pirates genetically modified some Metroids but you had destroyed them. That said, some Space Pirates might have put their filthy claws on them. We would like you to go to SR-388."
"So you want me to exterminate the Metroids?"
"We can't risk anything…"
"Very well. I'll go see what I can do."
"Oh, and on your way there, there is a BSL station orbiting SR-388. A few scientists are there observing the planet from a safe distance. Perhaps you could drop by and say hi on the way there, make some friends?"
"Sorry, I don't do "friends"." Chell said as she walked off.
"Hmm, nice girl…" He mused.
Later, at SR-388…
BGM: Lower Brinstar (Metroid: Samus Returns)
Chell landed her ship on the ground as she walked around, scanning the area. She would see some Metroids floating about. She aimed her arm cannon at them, but then noticed a crystal started to mutate and formed into a jelly blob. "Huh…?" She wondered as one of the Metroids flew over to eat the jelly blob alive, paying Chell no mind.
Chell noticed another crystal mutating as another jelly blob floated toward her. She immediately tapped some buttons into her arm cannon as she fired a force field around the blob. "I need to look into this." She said as she carried it into her ship and took off to the BSL station.
End BGM
Once at the BSL Station…
"Incredible!" Shou Tucker mused as he looked into it. "This right here is an X-Parasite!"
"An X-Parasite?" Chell asked while leaning on a wall.
"Yes. Apparently they're known to instantly kill any living organism and mutate into a clone of itself. Observe!" He pulled out a butterfly and put it into the jar and closed it up. The X-Parasite attacked the butterfly where it instantly fell over and perished, but then another butterfly came out in a different pattern.
Chell's eyes widened. "Oh my…"
"Fascinating! A Butterfly-X! They reproduce asexually… good to know!"
"I've noticed a Metroid eating this, but it suffered no ill effects."
"Ah, that is because it is a Metroid's favorite food. It is how they're able to eat and evolve into the various stages of its live. Some of them turning into a queen!"
"...So if I were to destroy the Metroids, these things will take over and make the planet uninhabitable."
"I'm afraid so." Shou nodded. "But, you're here to exterminate the Metroids so…"
"If I do that, then the whole galaxy will be at risk of contamination. There will not be a single organism alive!"
"Ah, but orders are orders, no?"
Chell growled as she shifted her eyes toward some test tubes. "...What are these?"
"Oh, this? I'm developing a new sort of organism. I'm calling it… homunculus."
"Homunculus?"
"Yes! I've developed seven of them, and they need to be tested. I've named seven of them: Wrath, Lust, Pride, Sloth, Envy, Greed, and Gluttony. Imagine the scientific breakthroughs if I put these inside of ordinary people! Their DNA would improve immensely!"
"...I see." Chell mused as she looked down. "Is this your dog?"
"Yes, Alexander."
"Mind if I take him for a walk?"
"Oh, he adores walks. He won't mind a bit."
"Good." Chell nodded as she examined the homunculi, putting her hands on the test tubes as she scowled before turning around. "C'mere Alexander. Let's go for a walk."
"Woof!" Alexander pranced out with her as Chell closed the door.
"...What's that beeping sound?" A scientist wondered.
"I'm sure it's nothing." Shou said as he continued to examine the X-Parasite.
The beeping would soon annoy the hell out of him as he turned around. "Alright, where's that coming from?" He wondered as he walked toward the source and looked at the test tubes, and then noticed a present that Chell had left.
…Make that seven presents. Seven Power Bombs.
And they had fifteen seconds left.
"Oh shit!" Shou yelped as he tried to run for it, but the door was jammed. "We're stuck! The door won't open!"
"WHAT?!" The other scientists yelled, all of them unaware of Chell having destroyed the mechanism, leaving the door perpetually closed.
"No no no no NO!"
Chell walked through the hallways with Alexander, and then a powerful explosion rattled the entire station. "Aroo?" Alexander wondered.
"Just keep walking boy." Chell encouraged as she contacted the Galactic Federation. "Chell to Galactic Federation, come in."
"Chell. How's the extermination coming along?"
"I chose not to exterminate the Metroids. Turns out there's a dangerous parasite that lives on SR-388 that will mutate into any living organism and reproduce asexually. The living organism perishes… and I have a feeling that if I wiped out the Metroids, it would spell doom to the entire galaxy."
"Hmm… good point. Did you say hi to the scientists?"
"Yes, but… I'm afraid you won't be hearing from them for a while."
"Why's that?"
"Let's just say… they made a scientific breakthrough." Chell turned to the fiery mess with a smug expression.
"Ah, very well. We'll see you on the way here."
Way later, deep into Tallon IV…
Chell, now decked out in a Phazon Suit, watched as Metroid Prime fell toward the ground after she destroyed it. The monster snarled and tried to reach out to try and impale her, but she melee countered it and Flash Shifted away, pelting it with Super Missiles before teleporting back to her ship as Metroid Prime roared and exploded, the Phazon sizzling away.
Cell took off her helmet. "Well, great… but now what am I going to do with this Phazon Suit? It's worthless." She mumbled to herself. "...Might keep it as a keepsake."
She went back into the ship and took off, taking another look at her childhood picture with her and Samus as she smiled lightly.
Chell made her way toward the Galactic Federation, but as she did… a portal opened up in front of her. "What the…?!" She said in surprise as she went inside of it.
The portal spat her out on the other side as Chell landed on the ground. "Where the hell am I?" She wondered as she got out, scanning the area.
"Ah! You've made it!"
Chell turned her attention toward the source of the voice, aiming her arm cannon to see a hand. "Who are you!"
"At ease, bounty hunter. You have been selected to participate in… SUPER! SMAAAAAAAAAAASH! BROOOOOTHEEEEERS!"
"...What."
"Come in, come in!" Master Hand pushed her inside the Smash Mansion.
"Welcome. You and eleven others have been selected to participate in this grand experiment." Tabuu greeted.
Chell scanned the other members in the room. Two plumbers, an elf boy, a rat, two puffballs, an ordinary boy, a racer, an ape, a dinosaur, and an anthropomorphic fox. Hmph… they didn't look so tough.
"We will begin with our first battle."
Four of them warped away toward Hyrule Castle. Chell found herself against the racer, the rat and the dinosaur.
You can't be serious… these guys don't look so tough! She thought as she looked directly at the rat in question. Target acquired.
"Three!"
"Two!'
"One!"
"GO!"
BGM: Hyrule Castle (Super Smash Bros)
"PIka… CHUUUUUUU!" Pikachu used Thunderbolt on Chell, but she rolled out of the way as Pikachu charged toward her and then tackled her, but Chell melee countered him and shot him with a Super Missile. "Chaaaa!"
Chell charged toward Pikachu, grabbing him by the tail and throwing him into the ground and fired a charged Wave Beam at him, but Pikachu rolled out of the way and electrocuted her on the spot with a Thunderbolt.
Lucky hit. Chell thought as she shook it off as Pikachu tried to hit her with a Tail Whip, but Samus grabbed him by the tail and shoved into the castle wall, holding him by the throat.
"Pi… ka…!"
"Too easy." Chell said as she aimed the Arm Cannon at Pikachu, but… as she stared at the creature, something within her made her stop.
End BGM
In fact, she struggled to try and finish Pikachu off. She lessened her grip on him. Something about him made her feel… different. Something that she hadn't felt throughout her life.
She recalled Raven Beak's teachings of how she ought to slaughter anyone without mercy… and yet, as she was looking at Pikachu, something about it made her feel… different. She dropped him and looked at the Pokemon with a hint of concern on her face.
"Are you oka-"
"FALCON…"
"Huh?"
"PAAAWNCH!"
"GYAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Chell… defeated!"
Chell sat up, wondering what the hell just happened. Was that the same racer? She wondered as her head spun.
"GAME SET! The winner is… Captain Falcon!"
"Pika Pika?"
Chell turned her head to see Pikachu approaching her. "Pikachu?"
She stared at the Pokemon, feeling something… warm inside of her. She slowly reached out to the Pokemon and patted his head. "I… uh… sorry…?"
"Pika Pika!"
Chell got up and walked off, seeing the plumbers, the ape and the dinosaur going at it next. She said nothing and walked away. "Where are you going?" Master Hand asked.
"...I need to… clear my head." She said as she went into her ship and then took off, a portal opening up as Chell went inside.
Thoughts raced in her mind. She hadn't felt this warm sensation within her since… ever. She looked up at the picture of her childhood friend. "Samus… what is this sensation in my chest?" She wondered, feeling it tighten.
Guilt swept through her, her mind playing the scene over and over again. Almost choking the life out of that poor creature… just what was it? Why did it keep saying "Pikachu"? And why… why is she feeling all sorts of unwanted emotions?
As far as Raven Beak taught her… emotions were for the weak.
A few years later…
Chell walked through the Galactic Federation HQ, a towel wrapped around her neck as she had hopped out of the shower. She had received word that Adam and his crew went to the Bottleship for some training exercises. She was invited to come along, but she didn't want to go with them. She still didn't know why Adam would adopt that dog that she took with her from the BSL station but hey… that was his problem.
She went back into her ship and went to her suits, but found that her power suit was missing. "...What?!" She said in surprise as she looked through the database and found some purple-ish creatures coming in and stealing the suit from under her nose.
She immediately typed in the coordinates and found its location. "Isle of the Ancients…?" She wondered as she immediately took off, ready to throttle anyone who would dare to steal from her.
Later, at the Isle of the Ancients…
A ventilation duct was kicked open as it fell to the ground. Chell slowly descended to the ground and hopped down silently.
BGM: Norfair (Super Smash Bros Brawl)
With the Paralyzing Shotgun in hand, she opened up the door and peeked her way through the hallway before sneaking around. A Sentry ROB moved close as Chell pulled it in into the shadows and dismantled it instantly.
She kept going through the hallway, finding a door and walking in, but as she did… she spotted something that made her gasp.
End BGM
"Aaaaaa!"
The electric voltage stopped as Pikachu fell into the glass, exhausted. "Chaaaaa…"
That same creature… Chell thought to herself as the electricity started up again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
In a flash, Chell quickly shot at the generator and punched the glass, pulling Pikachu out. "Pika Pika…"
"It's alright, you don't have to worry anymore…" Chell said, rubbing his head.
"Pika Pi!" Pikachu shook it off and hugged her, nuzzling against her as Chell looked at him, feeling that warm sensation again, this time stronger than ever.
She gave Pikachu an affectionate scratch behind the ears, giving him a genuine smile. She recalled how Samus introduced her to the woodland creatures on K2L and how Samus was so gentle with them.
"Chell, not so rough! You're hurting the little guy."
"Oh! Sorry…"
A tear rolled down her cheek as she continued to pet Pikachu.
However… it was short lived when the alarms blared as they turned to see several ROB Sentries coming in.
"PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Pikachu unleashed Thunderbolt on them to destroy them as Chell took care of the stragglers as.
"Let's go, little guy."
"Pika!"
The two set out, destroying anything in their way as the both of them went into another room, this time filled with monitors as Chell looked around… until she found one such monitor that featured her suit.
She clenched her fists. "Let's go."
"Pika!"
"...Do you say anything else besides "Pika?"
"Pi Pi Ka ka Chu Chu!" Pikachu smiled, causing Chell to sweatdrop.
"...Ooookay." She said as they headed off, breaking into the room that contained her suit. As they got to the center, both of them would see copies of Chell's Varia Suit approaching them. Chell instinctively broke the glass that contained her armor and pulled it out, putting it on and glared at her counterparts.
"I don't know who dared to make such cheap copies, but I'm going to destroy every last one of you!" Chell declared as Pikachu would see her dismantle the copies without breaking a sweat, melee countering one as she grabbed it by the leg and swung it into the other as Chell swung it down and beat it to death with the other until both exploded.
"Hmph!" Chell rolled her shoulder as Pikachu looked at her in awe. She looked down at him. "...You want to accompany me into finding the asshole who took my suit away? And who put you in that chamber?"
Pikachu smirked. "Pika!"
"Let's fast forward to where Tabuu is getting beaten to a pulp, shall we?"
Tabuu growled, summoning his wings once more. "You fools do not know who you are messing with!" He declared as he was about to use his Off Wave attack, but then Sonic spin dashed into his wings to shatter them. "What?!"
Sonic stopped at the ledge of a cliff. "Sorry pal, no can do!" He taunted, waggling his finger.
With a snarl, Tabuu was about to throw his whip chain directly at the hedgehog, but Chell used her Grapple Beam to grab his arm and yanked him toward her, where she then backhanded him into the ground and proceeded to punch him in the face repeatedly, shoving Super Missiles down his throat.
"Goodness…" Zelda said, her hand over her chin as she was in awe of Chell's ruthlessness.
"Rock 'em! Sock em! Knock him dead!" Wario cheered her on.
"Hmph. She seems to have this under control." Ganondorf said.
"Pika Pika Pi Pi Pika!" Pikachu cheered before deciding to join in and Iron Tailed Tabuu in the crotch as he screamed in agony.
"So uh… are we gonna have a turn or…?" Falcon rubbed the back of his head.
Pit paled at the sight of the scene. "I… I think I'm gonna have nightmares…"
Chell got off of Tabuu after shoving three Power Bombs down his throat as they exploded, then she wrapped the Grapple Beam around him and slammed him into the ground before throwing him up in the air. "Hey, Captain Hawk or whatever your name is. You wanted some action, right?"
"It's Falcon! …But yes!" Falcon took a running start and jumped in the air, pulling back his fist. "FALCOOOOOOON… PAAAAAAAAAWNCH!" He yelled, punching him in the head to finish off Tabuu.
"You're welcome." Chell said, dusting her hands off as Pikachu jumped into her shoulder. "Let's go."
"And thus, ends the tale of this universe. Samus died, Chell takes her place and is more ruthless than Samus herself! I guess that's what happens when she's under Raven Beak's tutelage… but, let's have one more scene before we wrap it up!"
"Alright! Let's get this show on the road!" Pit declared as he and RWBY were ready to go.
"Hold it!" Palutena stopped them. "We're waiting for someone."
"Oh? Who are we waiting for?" Yang wondered.
"A friend. Pit knows her pretty well."
"I do?" Pit tilted his head.
"Lady Palutena, she's here!"
"Oh good!" Palutena smiled as a gunship arrived.
"Is that…?" Pit wondered before immediately flinching, flashing back to how Tabuu was destroyed mercilessly. "Oh no…" He whimpered. "It's the she devil!"
"The she devil…?" Ruby wondered.
"She's only the most ruthless bounty huntress in the whole galaxy!" Pit whimpered as a hatch opened up, as Pikachu was the first to walk out.
"A rat…?" Weiss blinked.
"Oh no. The horror! A rat strikes fear into my heart!" Yang taunted and then Chell walked out of the ship, dismissing her armor.
"Hello Chell. Was it a pleasant trip?"
"It was uneventful. What do you want?"
"We're going to locate the Three Sacred Treasures. Some Space Pirates more than likely have it."
"Space Pirates? Say no more. I'll be right back." She went back into her ship with Pikachu as they flew off in a flash.
"Welp, let's go accompany her!" Ruby said, and then right on cue, the Space Pirate Ship crashed into Skyworld and exploded, as Samus and Pikachu casually came out of the fiery inferno completely unharmed.
"Sorry we're late. Had to take down a space octopus." Chell said, tossing the Three Sacred Treasures to Pit. "Need anything else?"
"Um… have you heard of this girl named Dark Ruby?" Ruby spoke up.
"Who?"
A few minutes later…
"AAAAAAAAAH! UNCLE! UUUUNCLEEEEE!" Dark Ruby screamed as Chell slammed her into the ground as Pikachu used Thunderbolt on her as Chell then shoved her arm cannon into her throat and shot through her with a charged Wave Beam to finish her off instantly.
Chell looked at Ruby. "You good?"
"Totally~!"
Chell chuckled. "Good."
"And there we have it folks! Dark Ruby is no more in this universe either! …Wait a minute, with a woman like this, that means this universe's Hades is more than likely… naaaaaah, I'm sure he'll be fine. See you guys later!"
Originally, this was just gonna end with Chell giving Pit the Three Sacred Treasures, but then I thought "Wait... this is a golden opportunity to give Dark Ruby another middle finger!"
Ibuki: That's... how many deaths now?
Yes.
Ibuki: Thought so!
Thank you Christopher Woolard for this What If idea!