Well, it's Wednesday, and the results are in you all voted to have Daphne's sisters and the Hex girls in Naruto's harem, and congratulations you all get your wish.
Sadly there was just one vote but it is what it is.
So without further adieu here is another chapter of Meddling Kitsune!
Chapter 4
It has been a few weeks since Naruto's near death, his release from the hospital, and since he could finally return to school now, however.
~Namikaze Residence~
RING
RING
"I got it," Naruto said, answering the door only to be met with Delilah Blake, Daphne's Military sister.
"Delilah? this is a surprise not that I'm not happy to see you. I mean any relative of Daphne's is welcome here at least you guys seem to like me more than you like Fred," Naruto said with a grin making her giggle.
"Ya after what Fred did in our dining room there was no way Dad was ever gonna approve of him," she said.
Naruto gives her a dead stare and says, "Let me guess he turned it into a trap?"
Making her nod with a frown and said "he was fortunate none of us were hurt,"
"You mean he turned your dining room into a trap and was never sent to jail?" he said with a frown, making her nod.
"Pretty much," she said.
"Wow, the sheriff at the time must not have cared.
Making her frown again. "Thankfully we now have Sheriff Stone who does care,"
"I know right? I even heard he turned the other way when my mother savagely beat that kid up for almost killing me," Making her laugh then frown and shocked him by hugging him.
"You know my sister was worried about you, my entire family, even me," Said Delilah
Naruto frowned and hugged her back as he said. "I'm sorry I worried you all and I didn't think I would have this many friends this soon," He said with a smile.
"Oh, I'm sure we can be more than just friends Naruto-kun," Delilah said as she straddled his lap, leaned forward, and started nibbling, then biting down slightly on his ear making him gasp.
"Delilah?" said Naruto trying to keep from letting loose on her.
"Hmm?" she replied, still sucking on his ear lobe making Naruto pant his face so red he thought he might pass out.
"Didn't you come over for another reason other than to see if I was alright?" he said, getting her to stop remembering why she came over.
"You are right I did come over for another reason," she said.
"My parents wanted to see if you would like to have dinner this weekend and I know my sister would be happy to see you," she said with a smirk.
"I would be delighted Delilah provided your parents don't mind me looking around for more traps that trapaholic might have left behind," replied Naruto.
"You believe there might be more traps than just the dining room one?" she asked, making him look at her with a frown.
"Right this is Fred we are talking about," she said in frustration.
"You can never be too careful, make no mistake Delilah Fred does care but he goes a bit too far sometimes," Naruto said.
"He has a strange way of showing it," she said, making Naruto laugh.
"Ya well that's Fred for you he got that side of him from his father," He replied making her frown more.
"Principal Jones didn't do a good job then," she said, not happy.
"I never said the principal was his father," Naruto said, making her confused.
"But if he is not Fred's father then who is?" She curiously asked
"Who knows you would have to ask the principal for that answer," Naruto replied, wondering who Fred's real dad was.
"Well, I better get going and tell my parents that dinner is set for next week then," Delilah said as Naruto walked her to the door.
"My you are a gentleman," Delilah said with a smile his way making him blush a bit.
Walking to her car Delilah decided to have a bit of fun and swayed her hips making her butt wiggle from side to side. But as she got to her car she stopped, pulled her skirt up, and flashed him her ass making his blush deepen when he saw she was going commando.
"See you at the Manor this weekend weekend, Naruto-kun," she said and drove off.
After seeing her off Naruto closed the door and leaned against it as his mother walked in with a teasing smile.
"What?" Was all Naruto said making her smile widen.
"My Naruto you already have Daphne and Velma now you are going after Daphne's sisters? Shame on you, I thought I raised you better," Kushina said with sadness in her eyes that did not fool him.
"IT ISN'T LIKE THAT WOMAN AND YOU KNOW IT DAPHNE, VELMA, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN OUT ON A PROPER DATE YET!" making her smirk seeing him run upstairs.
"Now Kushina stop teasing our son, you know that's just how he is," Minato said, trying not to laugh.
"I know but it is so fun to tease him," Kushina said laughing.
"If anything he gets it from your side of the family," Minato said, smiling at his wife.
"Suit up we have dinner plans with the Blakes this weekend oh and check the house I do NOT trust that trapaholic," Kushina said with a frown.
"Already on it," Minato said, also frowning at the Jones boy.
~Blake Manor ~
"Did you deliver the invite, Delilah?" asked her parents.
"I did but Naruto also made a request," she said, making them frown.
"Let me guess he wants to ensure this house has no other traps right?" Nan said.
"That's right," Delilah replied to her mother, frowning still remembering that night Fred booby-trapped their dining room.
~Weekend~
The week had passed in a flash and now it was time for the Blake dinner.
"It feels good to be back in the ole suit again doesn't it Dad?" Naruto asked his father.
I am sure it does son just like the good days," Minato said before frowning.
"Still thinking about the takeover?" he asked.
"I don't understand how my business partner could turn on me like that. I built that company to help people and he probably re-purposed it for W.M.D's," Minato said in sadness.
"Cheer up Dad Fugaku and those other bastards will get there. I feel bad for Auntie Mikoto. She is stuck in a loveless marriage due to some stupid Uchiha law," Naruto said he was not at all happy his aunt was trapped and there wasn't a thing they could do to help her yet.
As they walked downstairs Minato replied.
"Don't worry Naruto, we will figure out something to help her. I mean there has to be a loophole and I'm sure your mother can find it better than we could," he said with a frown.
"That is too long, Dad I want to get her out now before something happens to her," Naruto said as they made it to the bottom step.
"Don't worry Naruto like your father said we will find a way," said Kushina wearing a backless red dress with red heels.
Opening the door they all frowned at the sight of a pink-haired woman.
"Well here is a face I was hoping I'd never see again, what do ya want Haruno," Naruto said with venom.
"Please Naruto-kun," but she could not finish before Kushina cruelly interrupted her.
"DON'T YOU DARE USE MY SON'S NAME LIKE THAT YOU NO LONGER HAVE THAT RIGHT AFTER WHAT HE SAW YOU DAMN SKANK!," Kushina said harshly making her cry a bit not understanding why her Naruto-kun left her or why his mother now hated her.
"Then explain what I did to make him hate me?" She asked.
"You don't know do you?" she sneered at her making her shake her head.
"Ok, then why don't you ask Sasuke I'm pretty sure he was looking at my son when he told me he saw you two together screwing on your bed, and don't try to deny it my son doesn't lie he even said you looked like you were enjoying it," she said wanting to rip her head off.
"You know what hurts more Sakura?" he said still mad about that day.
"I had planned to ask you to be my wife after we got out of college," Naruto said with a frown, making her gasp in shock.
"You made your bed, you hussy now lay in it," Kushina said, not caring about the girl's tears.
"But I'm pregnant with his kid," she said in tears, making the family all laugh.
"Don't lie Haruno you and I both know we never crossed that line as you said you wanted to wait after we were married," Naruto said with disdain in his voice.
"Now leave before my mom and dad arrest you for trespassing," Naruto said as Minato and Kushina pulled out a pair of handcuffs making her run off crying as the family got into their Buick SUV their next destination Blake Manor.
~Blake Manor~
Arriving at the manor the Namikaze family got out and approached the door.
Waiting for the door to open Naruto saw a sight that made him drool a bit.
It was Daphne who stood there once the door was opened wearing a violet-purple dress with jewels on it.
"Wow, I kinda feel underdressed," Naruto said with a blush making her giggle as she let them all in.
Once inside Naruto looked over at the family.
"OK, now I know I'm underdressed," making everyone laugh.
"It is fine son, former dress wear wasn't required anyway you all could have come as you were," Barty said with a kind smile.
"Now my daughter said you wished to inspect the house to make sure that Fred didn't have any more traps set up?" he said with a frown hating there could be more traps.
"I'm on it," he said with a smile.
"Wonderful Daphne girls please show our guest around," Their mother said.
"YES MOTHER!" they said eager to show him around before dragging him off.
"I hope you know what you have got yourselves into Nan," Kushina said laughing.
"I am very well aware of that Kushina, my Daphne, has had a crush on him ever since she saw him running track as for my other daughters? I have no idea there," Nan said laughing with her.
~10 minutes and several traps later ~
Naruto was starting to get annoyed but not at the girls who kept teasing him by wiggling their bottoms at him while he was walking behind them no his annoyance was caused by the traps Fred set up how none of them will ever know.
"Girls wait hold it," he said, making them stop meaning there was another trap and hopefully the last.
Getting in front of them Naruto looked around before taking a step and getting strung up by a rope trap by one foot.
"Sigh Daphne please remind me to string Fred up by his toenails when I see him next time would you?" Naruto said annoyed.
"Noted," she said very annoyed she did NOT like seeing her boyfriend strung up like that.
"Good now CAN SOMEONE GET ME DOWN I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT HERE!"
"How?" Delilah asked since she had no idea how these traps worked and was very annoyed that her hopefully soon-to-be boyfriend was getting himself caught in each one.
"Allow me Delilah I have been around Fred long enough to know how these work," Daphne said, still not proud of the fact Fred did this and was happy she dumped him.
After she got to a wall where she was sure the trap came from she pushed lightly on the wall that let Naruto go. Sadly he also ended up landing on her sister Daisy.
"Ugh well I'm grateful for the soft landing Delilah," Naruto said thinking she was the one that broke his fall.
"Um Naruto-kun, my sisters and I are over here by the wall," Daphne said, trying not to laugh.
"Huh?" Naruto was confused until he heard a moan that made him freeze.
Looking at Daphne and her sister's minus one he asked.
"I landed on Daisy didn't I?" making them nod.
"My hand is in a place it shouldn't be, right?" making them nod again trying not to laugh.
Stiffly looking down he saw Daisy with a hot red blush on her face looking down a bit more Naruto saw his right hand was on Daisy's right breast
"My Naruto-kun at least be a gentleman and take me to dinner first before you start groping me," she teasingly said.
"EEP! Sorry Daisy didn't know that was you gotta go see you girls back in the dining room bye," Naruto said in a panic as he ran back to the dining room.
The girls giggled before hearing.
"SON OF A BITCH NOT ANOTHER ONE!" making them frown as Naruto must have fallen into another trap this time by accident.
Running toward where his voice came from they found Naruto strung up by both feet this time his arms crossed over his chest with a VERY pissed look on his face.
"WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE GET ME DOWN!" Naruto shouted in fury waving his arms like a madman before crossing his arms again.
Sighing in frustration Daphne went to get her boyfriend down again while muttering curses at a blonde asshole.
After Daphne found the switch to deactivate the trap Naruto came down faster than he would have liked.
"OH, SHIT!" Naruto shouted as he made a crash landing this time in an even more compromising position with his head in between the legs of another one of Daphne's sisters with both his hands on their breasts.
"Daphne could you please remind me to kill Fred Jones Jr," He said but his words came out muffled due to his face being buried between one of Daphne's sister's legs.
Managing to free himself, Naruto looks at Daphne and her sisters minus one.
"Sigh, I landed on another one of your sisters didn't I?" to which they nodded.
"But this time I landed between her legs this time?" they nodded again trying hard not to laugh.
"Let me guess my hands are on her breasts too, right?" making them nod once again as he looked down up slightly at a blushing Dawn.
"Um hi Dawn right?" getting her to nod with a red face and a weird look in her eyes that spelled trouble but not in a bad way oh no quite the opposite.
"Oh my Naruto-kun at least be a gentleman and buy me dinner first before we get this far," Dawn said in a husky voice making Naruto quickly stand up with a hot blush on his face while the others couldn't hold it any longer and laughed.
"Eh heh sorry Dawn," Naruto said, picking her up and setting her on her feet.
"Well I do believe that's all of the trap's girls I'm 90% sure anyway," Naruto said, shaking off his blush.
"You mean you are not entirely sure?" said a nervous Daphne, afraid of what the answer might be.
"Eh heh I'd like to check your rooms just to be safe that way I can torture Fred for invading your private space with your permission of course," Naruto said not looking forward to this.
"You have our permission," they all said at the same time, trusting him.
"Thank you but let's hold off on that after dinner I'm sure our parents are worried," He said
"Agreed," They said again, leading him back to the dining room all the while shaking their asses.
"You girls like to tease me don't you?" Naruto said in amusement, making them giggle.
"Oh Naruto-kun we only just begun to tease you," Delilah said as each of them stopped and pulled up their dresses flashing him their bottoms but also showing him they were all going commando even Daphne.
"GIRLS!" A very red-faced Naruto cried out, making them all laugh, covering themselves as they made their way back to the dining room.
~Dining Room~
As the girls and Naruto made it back to the dining room his phone started to ring making him sigh knowing who it was while his mother was pissed and looked like she too knew who it was.
"Excuse me, ladies, I sadly have to take this," he said as the girls looked at him with a frown. It seemed to them that whoever it was, Naruto didn't look pleased, not one bit.
"Alright Haruno, you have five minutes so talk," Naruto said, already annoyed.
"Please Naruto," but was interrupted by Kushina who took Naruto's phone after she followed him,"
"NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME AND YOU LISTEN GOOD YOU HUSSY STOP CALLING MY SON'S NUMBER YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING MY SON'S HELP NOT NOW NOT EVER NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO HIM AND DO NOT LIE TO ME AND SAY YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH MY SON'S CHILD YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT'S ONE LIE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PROVE!" Kushina said, ending the call and crushing Naruto's phone.
"Aw Mom," Naruto complained, making his mother laugh.
"Don't worry Naruto, I'll buy you a new one," she said with a smile.
Walking back into the dining room everyone looked at the two with shock written on their faces.
Nan and Barty had never heard Kushina so angry.
Daphne and her sisters looked at Naruto in sadness.
"Naruto-kun, who was that?" Daphne said, afraid of what the answer would be, making him sigh.
"That was my ex-girlfriend," Naruto said, shocking them all.
"YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" everyone said in shock minus Naruto and his parents.
"Had a girlfriend past tense," He said in hatred remembering what happened.
"What happened?" Daisy asked but something told her she and the other's would dread the answer.
"You mean before I found her cheating on me or after she tried to say the child she's having is mine?" Naruto said in a hollow voice, shocking them all.
"SHE CHEATED ON YOU!?" everyone said in shock except his parents.
Sighing Naruto told them everything.
(one explanation later)
Safe to say everyone was shocked would be an understatement they were downright furious.
Daisy: "THAT CUNT!" She said with fury.
Dawn: "THAT SLUT!" She said in rage.
Delilah: "IF I SEE THAT SKANK I'M GOING TO SHOW HER THE TRUE MEANING OF TORTURE,"
Dorothy: "FUCKING WHORE AND SHE HAD THE NERVE TO SAY THE CHILD SHE HAS IS YOUR'S,"
Daphne: "THAT FUCKING BITCH IF I SEE HER I'M GOING TO RIP HER FUCKING HEAD OFF,"
Their parents were too busy plotting ways to make Sakura vanish with it looking like an accident to reprimand their daughters.
"HA! Little late for that Aunt Mebuki already did much worse to her daughter minus ripping her head off," Naruto said recalling how his mother told him what happened to Sakura when her mother found out.
"By the way Nan Barty after dinner mind if I scope out your room," making them frown until Daphne spoke up.
"We already gave him permission to search our rooms," Daisy said.
"You think Fred put traps in our room too," Barty said with a frown.
Naruto just looked at them with a do you need to ask look.
I promise I will not go through your stuff. He said.
"Permission granted," Nan said with a smile, trusting Naruto.
(Daisy's room)
As Naruto entered Daisy's room he started his search staying true to his word not to go through anything.
Looking under her bed he found nothing.
Looking at her dresser and opening the drawers nothing.
Looking in her closet again nothing except pictures of him.
"Daisy's room is clear," Naruto said, walking out of her room and closing the door.
(Delilah's room)
As he entered Delilah's room he started looking.
He looked at her dresser and in her drawers nothing.
He looked under her bed, but nothing.
He looked in her closet but like her sister Daisy's nothing except pictures of him.
"Delilah's room is clear," Naruto said walking out and closing her door.
(Dawn's room)
Entering Dawn's room he once again began searching.
He looked under the bed, nothing.
He looked at her dresser and in the drawers nothing.
He looked in the closet but again nothing except pictures of him.
"I'm starting to think this was all for nothing either that or Fred's more crafty than I give him credit for," Naruto thought.
Dawn's room is clear, he said, walking out and closing the door.
(Dorothy's room)
Entering Dorothy's room he began his search.
Looking at Dorothy's dresser and in the drawers nothing.
Looking under her bed nothing.
Taking a chance he looked in her closet but like her sister's closets, there was nothing but pictures of him.
"I am starting to wonder if my picture being in all of their closets is more than a simple crush for them," Naruto said in amusement.
"Dorothy's room is clear," Naruto said to the girls making them breathe a sigh of relief.
"Hope you don't mind if I check your room last Daph?" Getting her to smile that Naruto is looking out for her family.
(Nan and Barty's room)
Entering the parent's room he began searching.
Looking under their bed nothing.
Looking at the dresser and in the drawers again nothing.
Looking in the closet nothing.
As he was about to walk out he saw a blinking light.
"AH HA! Busted Fred," he said as he pushed the button springing the trap but soon realized that was not a wise idea as a rope snaps his legs together.
"OH SHIT!" Naruto couldn't finish as he was flung through the roof screaming and rolled down the other side before he did a faceplant on the Blake family's doorstep along with breaking his leg.
"NARUTO-KUN/NARUTO! Everyone shouted in worry as they ran to the room but saw nothing but a hole in the ceiling.
"THE FRONT LAWN!" The girls shouted as everyone bolted to the front door and opened it, seeing Naruto face down twitching every few seconds before going unconscious.
(several minutes later)
Naruto groaned waking up in the hospital surrounded by the Blakes, Dinkelys, Rogers, and Jones who Raksha was growling at, and finally his family.
"Sigh, I feel like I am spending more time in the hospital than I need to," he said, getting a chuckle out of the others and a nervous chuckle at Fred since Raksha was still growling at him.
"Raksha feel free to leave marks but don't kill him," Naruto said as Raksha attacked Fred making him scream.
"How are you feeling Naruto-kun?" the girls Daphne and Velma asked in worry.
"Well aside from the feeling of a broken leg and feeling like my head was cracked open I'm fine," He said trying to lighten things up.
"Mr. Jones expect a lawsuit from all our families," Daphne's Dad said, making Fred Sr. glare down harshly at his adoptive son, very disappointed.
"There is good news though when I was on my pre-emptive flight I did get a glimpse of a green monster that came from a place called Fruitmeir's.
"Zoinks like I wonder what is going on there?" Shaggy asked.
"No Idea but it is worth checking out," Naruto said attempting to get up but Daphne and Velma just softly pushed him back into bed.
"You are in no condition to go anyway young man, you are staying right here," Velma and Daphne said in a tone that barred no arguments.
"Fine but at least take my bike and sidecar. There's room for Shaggy and Scooby too," Naruto said with a sigh, feeling left out.
"Hey, why am I being left out?" Fred said.
"Because I don't trust you to keep my new friends or my girls safe or did you forget my broken leg that you caused?" Naruto said with venom in his voice and Daphne and Velma blushed when he called them his girls.
"HEY!" Fred said feeling very offended by his statement.
"Well you did booby trap Nan and Barty's room," Naruto said with a grin making him nervous now that the Blakes were glaring at him.
Mr. and Mrs Namikaze we want Fred Jones Jr arrested for home invasion and potential child endangerment," They said, getting a grin from Minato who cuffed Fred with a smile on his face.
"Hey wait, you can't do this to me WHAT ABOUT THE MONSTER!" Fred said as his voice got quieter as he was dragged off.
"DON'T WORRY I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN MY DEAR VELMA MORE THAN YOU!" Naruto said with a grin.
"Don't worry Naruto-kun my sisters agreed to keep you company while we are gone," Daphne said kissing him with Velma not too far behind before leaving after everyone else wiggling their butt's as they do before they stopped and pulled up their skirts showing him that even Velma was going commando now making Naruto's eyes bug out.
"You girls are gonna be the death of me," Naruto said smiling, making his Daphne's sisters laugh.
"Wait, I FORGOT TO CHECK DAPHNE'S ROOM NOOOOOO! Naruto said in pain making her sisters laugh more at his antics.
"Author note"
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) Damn that was long
(Ryogames26) Indeed I wasn't expecting you to still be on this
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) Ya well I had computer issues my laptop was out-of-date
(Ryogames26) Ouch well I hope you got it back up to date again
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) I think I did
(Kushina) I HOPE YOU KILL FRED OFF FOR TRYING TO KILL MY SON! *making us jump*
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon & Ryogame26) DAMN, IT WOMAN WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO SCARE US TO DEATH?
(Kushina) sorry can I ask you something?
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) go for it
(Kushina) When am I going to awaken from my coma?"
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) soon as Naruto escapes the horde of sex-crazed women and a lemon I have planned between him and two women
(Deadpool) So you mean after he has *BANG*
(Ryogames26) STOP GOING THROUGH HIS NOTES!
(Deadpool) AHHHH YOU SHOT ME BETWEEN THE LEGS!
(Kushina) *gets up and throws Deadpool into the same whirlpool with dynamite strapped to his back KABOOM*
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon & Ryogames) *eyes widen and jaws crack the ground*
(Kushina) problem solved
(Ryogames26) Um, you do know he will just pull himself back together right?
(Kushina) *shrugs* only means I can kill him again *laughing sadistically*
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) can I finish up now before I lose it?
(Ryogames26) go for it
(Kushina) oo can I do it please please, please
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) sure don't scare off my readers *laughing*
(Kushina Seiryu The Azure Dragon does NOT own any of the characters in his stories if he did those Uchiha fuckers minus certain few good ones would all be at the bottom and the Uzumakis would be at the top where we belong. *chuckles like a madwoman*
(Seiryu The Azure Dragon) KUSHINA!
(Kushina*laughing*)
(Kushina) Anyway, leave a like if you liked what you read, and go away if you don't, flames will be ignored and used to fuel and feed him as always, so don't forget to favorite and follow.
PEACE.