Chapter 9

Author's Note: This is word emphasis

This is book, movie, song, manga/anime, and medicine titles

Telepathy

*telephone conversations*

Flashbacks/Dreams

Namimori:

Raimundo looks around as he continues to trace the Sky Flames that had made his Rainy Sun sit up, and take notice. It would be nice to finally have a Sky that would hopefully understand that he still had a duty as a Xiaolin Warrior to fulfill, and hopefully could keep the other Organized Crime Groups from messing with him! He hated having to deal with those Idiots simply because he woke up his Flames! It was ridiculous to the extreme to automatically try, and jump in anyone whom woke their Flames up, humanity was given free will, and it was time the Criminal Underworld was reminded of this fact. He pauses in front of a certain house, he could feel two Sky's here, the one that apparently had gotten pissed, and the one that had his Flames salivating for a chance at actual Harmony. He knocks on the door, and sees a caramel headed, and currently orange eyed teen when the door opens, " Mia Bella Principessa, I believe it's for you. "

A petite blonde with sapphire eyes can soon be seen, and she cocks her head to the side observing him, " Você está muito longe de casa, Wind Dragon. O que o traz para mim(You're a long way from home, Wind Dragon. What brings you to me)? "

" Estou de férias do Templo. Estou esperando que você seja meu Céu, então uma mensagem pode ser enviada a todos os sindicatos de crime organizado para me deixar sozinho(I'm on vacation from the Temple. I'm hoping you're my Sky so a message can be sent to all Organized Crime Syndicates to leave me the fuck alone). I'm Pedrosa Raimundo, Shoku level Xiaolin Warrior, and one of the Chosen Dragons to deal with the Shen Gong Wu. " Raimundo deadpans.

Usagi blinks, " You're refreshingly candid, I like that. Albarn Usagi, or Inverse Serena, depending, both are legal identities thanks to the fact that I'm Lina's direct blood descendant, I got Goury's coloring, and the Albarn Demon Hunting Heiress. Legally, I think it's also still Tsukino Usagi as well, not sure if baa-chan has gotten around to removing Tsukino from my name. "

She lets her Sky rise to the surface, and Raimundo is stunned at how damaged her Sky is, it wasn't broken, but it was close, and he can feel himself slip into Harmony with her, " You'll be my primary Sun, as you can handle prolonged battles, my other Sun is a literal one teen Weapon of Mass Destruction. "

" That would be me, Tomoe Hotaru. I'm a Misty Sun. The current buxom redhead is Hibari Ranko, our Sky's Lightning, you might have heard of her other half, Saotome Ranma. I would tell you whom the Mist, Cloud, and Rain Guardians are, but that will have to happen later. There is a tentative Storm in Gokudera Hayasa, once Tsuna-kun lets them meet. " a girl with violet eyes, and violet tinted ebony hair says coming over. Usagi lets him in, and Raimundo takes in the surroundings.

" Niwa Natuski, Tsuna's Stormy Sun, come join us in our plotting to make the Ninth Generation of the Vongola miserable. Tsuna is the only legitimate candidate. Silver hair is Tsuna's Storm, Gokudera Hayato. "

" I'm Sawada Tsunayoshi, four great's grandson of Vongola Primo, and Decimo Candidate, though I truly hope I can find some other sap to deal with this shit. I do not want to be a Mafia Don. "

" Hey, I can teach you Spanish and Portuguese as both are spoken in my area of Brazil. " Raimundo offers.

" I can offer Italian, " Hayato says, " It shouldn't take you too long since Spanish and Italian are very similar. "

" I can teach you Mandarin. " Usagi adds.

" Romanian, " Tsuna admits.

Natsuki smirks, " I specialize in Item Reclamation, but I have mastered Korean. "

" This is gonna be fun. " Raimundo admits, and he merrily joins in on the plotting. Something that sends a chill through the Ninth Generation. Unseen by them all Daniella Vongola is laughing her ass off, it served her son right for being so complacent. She does note that Usagi has texted Viper to spread the word that Raimundo Pedrosa is bonded to the girlfriend of the Vongola's Decimo Candidate, and to charge Iemitsu for it. Daniella supposed it made sense for such a damaged to Sky to have more than one of each Guardian Type. She had also heard Decimo Cavallone/Chiavarone's theory on Sky Flame Users, and she had to admit, it did make a whole lot of sense. How many bullied students committed suicide just to escape their tormentors? Tsuna and Usagi could have easily been among those number with how shitty their lives were before they found each other!

At that moment one Lambo Bovino makes his entrance, and he pauses when Reborn is clearly not in residence at the moment, " I am the great Lambo-sama, here to assassinate Reborn. "

Usagi gives Tsuna a flat look telling him that this was his headache to deal with. She had to deal with Chibiusa, Tsuna would have to deal with Lambo. " You know, I could use the Golden Tiger Claws to take him to the Temple where he can get some positive attention. "

Tsuna's eyes are glowing orange, " Yeah, do that, otherwise the Idiot whom sired me will try to make him my Lightning instead of Petz. "

Raimundo nods seriously, even as Tsuna sighs, and allows his Sky to wrap around Lambo fully, and he feels the small child Harmonize with him, " You'll have to take me there everyday, or bring him here until the bond settles. "

" Got it, come on, Lambo, you can meet an actual shape shifting dragon. " Raimundo says as he scoops the small child up. He had plenty of younger siblings, he knew how to handle them, and Kimiko could always call him if he got too out of hand.

" Why the hell would a child be sent to kill Reborn? " Tsuna asks in a very dangerous tone.

" Lambo is annoying as hell, and an orphan. His Famiglia can't stand him, and his uncle is the Don of the Bovino. You do have a point though, he was sent alone, without a minder, to kill Reborn, which is Stupid. " Hayato answers.

Usagi smirks, " How would he like to go international to rob the Bovino blind, itoko? "

Natsuki is grinning wickedly, " He's game, and will even coordinate with Aunt Emiko to make sure he's not in two places at once. Hell, once she finds out Aunt Emiko will be all for teaching the assholes a lesson on how to behave, and treat children. Being Mafia does not excuse this level of Stupidity. "

" No joke, that's on the level of my Pops. " Ranko says blandly.

Natsuki was already on the phone to Emiko explaining to her what the Don of the Bovino Famiglia did to piss off the Decimo Candidate for the Vongola, and his Sky of a Girlfriend as well. Emiko is furious, though she does volunteer to look after Lambo as well, and the Niwa home was very well defended, plus Daisuke didn't need as much of her maternal energies anymore. The Temple could be for if/when they got wind of the Half-Rings ending up on the move, which would keep Lambo well away, something even Master Fung would agree with, as no one should force a child into those ridiculous ring battles. Why make the heirs battle it out. Just have them try the damned thing on one by one, and whichever one the ring accepted would be the heir. That way there would be far less backstabbing. Then again, The Mafia, just like Magical Britain in Harry Potter did not do logic or common sense.

When Raimundo returns they fill him in on what had been decided about the Lambo situation, and he sends a quick text to Kimiko to update her, though they would get Lambo started on moving meditation, and hope to hell it calmed him down some more. They'd introduce him to Niwa Emiko in a few days, Dojo would fly them all to the address. It would be useful to have some place out of the way where Idiots couldn't drag children into their own problems, and frankly once Tsuna found out that in several other dimensions Lambo had been his Lightning Guardian, well, he would be very grateful to his Hyper Intuition, and the fact that he was quick enough to snap up Petz as his Lightning. Sure, Lambo grew up in a Mafia Famiglia, but that didn't mean he had to give up his innocence, and he had heard about Levi A Thon from Bel-nii, no way would that psycho hold back against a child. Petz, however, was training her ass off, sparring with Bel in a territory Mammon set up, and was paid for using Iemitsu's money.

Sure, they were putting his male genetic donor in debt, but did any of them really care? It meant that Petz was going to be ready to put Xanxus' Lightning in the grave if necessary. From what he'd heard from Bel-nii the man was a total sycophant, and Xanxus might be glad to be rid of him. Tsuna was already considering trying to find Jadeite, if they could free the man, he might make a good Cloud for Xanxus, if nothing else since he knew Xanxus didn't have a bonded Cloud that was Varia Quality. Jadeite, once he recovered, wouldn't need much work to be Quality, at all, and he would be able to relate with Xanxus on being frozen alive as well. Not many people could actually bitch to each other about that, and actually be able to get legally drunk either. That didn't actually stop him, or Usagi however. They just hid their booze in her subspace pocket, and anything else they didn't want the ass known as Reborn to find.

That was why it was so important that they all learn how to use the Hidden Weapons Technique. Not only would it make it so Reborn couldn't find his Hentai, and thankfully he could access his hentai from Usagi's subspace pocket, and they would automatically get stored back in whenever his mother, or Reborn entered his room. Well, most of the time it was their room, and if his mother were to find out about the fact that he, and Usagi would drink mortal level spirits, and not get drunk...she'd still get pissed. Usagi had taught him how to use the Sun portion of his Flames to metabolize alcohol before it could even effect him. This meant he could drink the high proof stuff all he wanted, and there would be no consequences. Usagi's metabolism was wicked fast due to her Lunarian genetics. As she put it, it would take deity level booze to knock her on her ass. There for a while Usagi had tried drinking to make her life with her parents more tolerable...it didn't work. That didn't mean she stopped trying to get drunk enough to deal with them, she would most likely be able to drink Cana Alberona of Fairy Tail under the table.

Fairy Tail Verse:

Cana straightens, her drinking prowess had been challenged by someone, she just didn't know whom. Only Baachus had ever been able to outdrink her, she was still the most badass female that could hold her liquor, dammit!

Tsuna and Usagi's Dimension:

Usagi cocks her head to the side, " Hey, Tsuna, I think a certain Card Mage sensed that I can hold my mortal level spirits better than she can, and that she wants to have a contest to prove it. It would be an awesome vacation, wouldn't it. Hell, that would give the ass all the Chaos he could ever want. "

Tsuna has to cackle at this, " Call the fanged one. I'm sure he would love to play with someone like my useless, Home Tutor. "

Tsuna did not need help in how to run a Crime Family, besides, no way in Loki's name was he going to listen to the Ninth Generation. It was time to shake things up, and if that meant arranging for subtle accidents to happen to the stuffy old bastards that were too damned stuck on tradition, then so be it. He practically ran the local Yakuza since they tried to sell his Principessa into the Sex Slave Market. He knew how to run things, he was also not going to be cowed by old fools either. Usagi was already dialing up the Fanged One, and he cackles long and loud, agreeing to grab their version of Reborn to play with, and teach him the true meaning of being an out and out Troll, he also gives Tsuna a heads up about when he'll get his first Mist. Tsuna appreciates this, his first Mist would be the only psychotic Guardian he would allow.

Nerima:

" Mu, you are a very refreshing young lady to deal with Nabiki-san. " Mammon/Viper says.

" It's nice to meet someone whose morals are a close match to mine, Mammon-sensei. " Nabiki states, both of them were ignoring the grown men that were crying in the background, and Kasumi had long since taken up residence at the Hibari home in Namimori, along with Dr. Tofu as well. Anyone that could handle living in Nerima could handle Mafioso.

Mammon had helped her coax her Flames awake, and Nabiki did happen to be a straight Mist. Elsewhere, Reborn shudders, why did he feel like an Unholy Alliance had occurred along with the feeling of someone walking on his grave? He did not like this feeling, at all. He'd only find out why once he got away from Azusa, discovered Viper had taken on an apprentice that was their Unholy Love Child, and then getting snapped up by one being not even he would ever want to draw the attention of! " Mu, I agree. We will work on your ability to use your Flames first. A True Mist can fuck with the minds of others simply because they can. "

Nabiki grins, a truly frightening sight, and Furinkan High Students, and Faculty shudder at the all encompassing feeling of DOOM heading their way. This was not the normal CHAOS, oh no, this was DOOM. Akane, Nabiki's little sister shudders from where she was watching everything go down. The poor girl couldn't look away, it was like watching Uncle Genma eat, it was horrifying, but at the same time, in a disturbing way, fascinating. " I look forward to your lessons, Mammon-sensei. "

Varia HQ:

Squalo, the Rain Officer, shudders. Something had just happened. Something absolutely horrifying had happened, and he would only find out what when Belphegor calls in to say that Mammon had taken on an apprentice. An apprentice in everything Mammon specialized in. Every division save for Mist and Storm would be aghast to realize that there were two Mammon's. Mammon/Viper's fellow Arcobaleno would be perturbed to find out Viper had found their perfect apprentice. The silver haired, one armed man reaches for his high proof Vodka, he had the distinct feeling that he needed to get head splitting drunk in response to whatever had just happened.

Namimori:

The plotting continues on how to make the Ninth Generation truly suffer for their arrogance, along with what the Bovino Famiglia would suffer through for how they callously sent Lambo off on a suicide mission! Raimundo fitting right in, and giving his perspective on several things as well. Poor, poor Italian Organized Crime save for the Cavallone/Chiavarone Famiglia. Dino had the sense to work with the Tenth Generation than against them.

Witches 4 HQ:

Mimette frowns thoughtfully, she would have to plan out her next move carefully. Sure, there were less senshi to deal with, but Uranus and Neptune's Flames were active, Cavaliere del Cielo was a fucking Active Sky, and Sailor Moon's boyfriend/protector! Mistress Nine had been destroyed, Dr. Tomoe as well, and there was evidence that his demise had been recorded, and that said demise had happened via Storm Flames as well. Whom could she go after for their Pure Heart Crystal anyhow?

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Cana Alberona, Ranma ½, or a certain Fanged One.