'A dwarf on a horse, now there is a sight to see. I'll tell you what my lad, if your cousin can beat me in a race I'll give him some work and you as well.' Dis turned, faint horror bubbling in her belly. How was she going to explain this to Dwalin and Thorin?

Vous voulez entendre une histoire? Non? Tant pis, je la raconte quand même. Alors c'est moi, je suis là, gentille, mignonne, j'ai rien demandé, et d'un coup BAM! me voila en compagnie de treize nains, un hobbit et un magicien un peu vicieux à la (re)conquête d'une montagne gardée par un dragon! /SPOILERS/

Nach der Schlacht der Fünf Heere entscheiden sich zwei ulkige Seestadt-Frauen dazu in ein Abenteuer durch Mittelerde aufzubrechen. Sie werden Orks bekämpfen, Freundschaften mit Zwergen, Elben und anderen Kreaturen schließen und zu lebenden Legenden werden... zumindest in ihrer Vorstellung.

A little bit of Bilbo and baby Frodo fluff.

Nori was born ill. It won't kill him, but that doesn't mean it hasn't shaped his life. For the most part he's gotten over it, but now he's on the quest. And it turns out, that much adventure isn't all that good for your body. One shot. Warnings for non deadly chronic illness.

"...The son of Durin woke up with sweat beading his forehead , adding to the suffocating stank in the suddenly small,damp and unwelcoming mountain. The ominous vision still playing when he closed his eyelids sent ice-cold shivers down his spine..." A cute ThorinXBilbo fanfic, where Bilbo comforts Thorin.

She had thought her troubles were finally over when she had defeated the World-Eater, Alduin but it seems not when an even greater quest places her in the realm of Middle-Earth, she realizes that her troubles has only just started.

Bilbo Baggins, respectable hobbit of The Shire, was once Berin, the infant dwarf son of Thorin and a direct heir in the elder line of Durin. But that was a long time ago. (In which we meet Bilbo in The Shire and see him off in Erebor.)

Bilbo was just playing with his cousins when three wolves attacked. But who knew that Bilbo would make two friendships that day that would last a life time.

Plot bunnie wouldn't leave me alone. A woman from our world moves into her new home in rural Vermont, only to find a wardrobe that hadn't been there before. Basically a Narnia concept, but with Middle Earth. Rated M because I have no idea where I'm going with this.

Thranduil seduces the Lady Raewyn at one of his balls. ThranduilxOC oneshot OOC Thranduil

Kíli braids Tauriel's hair, and she braids his. To dwarves, this means far more than it does to any other race. Kíli/Tauriel. Seventh in "All That Is Gold."

Gandalf brings a human girl to meet with Thorin. Of what help can she really be? He needs to be in Ered Luin in two weeks, she'd better not drag him down. And will he find out what's wrong with her? Why do you always have to meddle, Gandalf?

The second companion piece to my story 'What's a Soulmate' Thorin's last thoughts before he dies after the BOFA.

[A oneshot collection] There are so many things to remember, small moments that he had completely forgotten until he picked up his pen.

Elrond leaves a young Legolas in charge of his father's recovery. Little Legolas is happy the elf has left, Thranduil isn't sure how to feel about anything. This is a continuation of the brief young Legolas scene in "Please Don't Leave"

When the brutal murder of a girl leads to tensions rising between Men and Dwarves, it's up to Thorin to pick up the pieces before any more blood is spilled. The problem is, things aren't quite as they seem. Pre-Quest.

"A murder mystery explaining why Legolas is depressed, Thranduil is violent, and the Elvenking's wife is never mentioned." (Thanks ccgaylord for the prompt!) Yes, that does some up my story, and I must warn you it contains some severe Legolas bashing and a fairly dark Thranduil. However, I shall assure you everything works out in the end. Please R & R! Thank flyingarrow for picture

Kíli is confined to Erebor in the aftermath of the journey from Ered Luin, training with the other members of the Oath of Belhel to use their power to the fullest. Fíli prepares Erebor for Melkor's imminent attack; while Ryn must make her way to Fjallstadr in search of the legendary Starstone, which may be Kíli's only hope to resist The Dark Vala's influence...

A cultural misunderstanding results in the dwarves believing Bilbo to be a prince. Meanwhile, Bilbo has no idea what he's done to make the dwarves be so unexpectedly nice to him and whilst he's half enjoying it, it is starting to feel a bit odd. What's a hobbit to do?

After leaving Thranduil after he goes to war, Melaryn desperately tries her best to make it up to him. She meets the dwarves and joins them on their journey in hopes of bringing the gems of pure starlight to Thranduil. Thranduil x OC pairing.

Tauriel thinks it's a miracle that Kili is alive after being told he had died. But when one of the Kinsgaurd ends up dead, he is the first to be accused. Will Tauriel be able to prove her love is innocent when all seem to believe he is guilty?

What if Thorin Oakenshield faked his death? What if Gandalf saved him because some ulterior motive? The wizard needs Thorin's help...but why? What is so special a task only Thorin is suitable for it? More questions than answers, but Thorin lives! (Written after watching Battle of the Five Armies/ rereading The Hobbit.) Updated 3/30 -now reads from Thorin's POV!

When Jaeys wakes up in the wondrous world of Middle Earth, she think's it's all just a big, idiotic joke. People do not have feet five sizes too big for their bodies, and dragons? Dragons never existed in the first place. We'll see how much of a joke it is when she's faced with the biggest and most dangerous adventure of her life. Book and Movie universes, eventual Fili x OC.

Yes, if Smaug the desolator had a heart, it would have broken into a thousand pieces.