Azog the Defiler/Great Goblin - There is a terrible secret hope, a chance at peace for goblinkind & orc-kin; but there is also a dwarf whose rule will end that hope. Contains orc gender dynamics, blatant Morgoth adoration, and uncomfortable emotions about the Evil Races of Middle-Earth. And I hope you guys know by now that when I write crack, it is the good stuff, and it hurts.

"Please colud someone ship Thorin with my oc Lucy-Belle?" I love a good troll as much as the next kinkmeme addict, but then I also love to take bright things and make them dark, and I can't resist a good Mary Sue. (See? I can be funny too... as long as in the end everyone and everything is dead.)

"If I touch you again," snarled Thorin, "I will despoil you as you have not imagined possible... It will cost me very much, O Elvenking, to lay down my pride and be satisfied in your flesh, the flesh of my enemy, and I will take every coin of that cost from your body before I am through." The sequel to Honored Guest is here at last!

I sighed and laid down again on the spot in which I had been sleeping bare moments ago. I closed my eyes as I continued wondering the meaning of all of this and was assaulted once again with the memory of the dream and of Thorin's lips on mine, assaulted with the memories of the dream. Forgetting it would be harder than I could imagine. Thorin/Bilbo. Thilbo. Bagginshield.

Between the Shire and Erebor, there's home. And for Thorin, that home may come in the form of a shy little Hobbit named Bilbo Baggins. Post-film, movie-verse. Bagginshield. NOW COMPLETE.

2012 Film. Before everything, Bofur was just a toymaker. Bombur was just a cook. They had no home to call their own, and so they traveled the towns of men, earning what they could. But men are not always kind to wayward dwarves, especially if they don't want to fight back. Bofur is a fighter, when he has to be, but first and foremost he's a brother, and his first priority is Bombur

Movie Fic - Kilbo, Fili x the second most intentional and complete Mary Sue this author has ever made. A gleeful and loving parody on self-insert fic, full of nonesense, fun, and utter bastardizations of the things you love. Not for purists unless they deign to have their silliness hats donned. Short chapters.

After a barroom brawl, Kili realizes his true feelings for Kat. The truth comes out, and a new life begins between the two of them. Kili/OC, rated M to be safe, has sexual content.

Flowers are pretty damn symbolic for hobbits. And there's not enough dominant!Bilbo in this fandom. One-shot, rated T for safety, please don't shoot me for corny ideas.

In the aftermath of the battle, Bilbo runs away, thinking that Thorin is dead. However, when he is dragged back to camp by his Dwarven companions, some surprising revelations are made...

When Kili and Fili are faced with a dangerous situation facing three mean Dwarves, their brotherhood and strength are put to their greatest test yet. Will they overcome these bullies? Or will eventhing fall apart? ONESHOT! Warnings: Violence.

"Betting!" Bofur pulled his pipe out of his mouth with a smile. "What an excellent idea! Come on, lads! Take wagers! A pouch of gold. Who says Mr. Baggins will turn up?"

An idea I had on Bilbo's song, "Roads go ever ever on". Set after the events in "An Unforeseen Adventure".

'There are two kinds of sparks, the one that goes off with a hitch like a match, but it burns quickly. The other is the kind that needs time, but when the flame strikes... it's eternal.' Timothy Oliveira

The Cycle Part One – Fili and Kili lose sight of the ponies and put Bilbo in danger. An angered Thorin punishes his nephews. Contains spanking

This is a series of one-shots dealing with the little everyday happenings that were not mentioned in the book or depicted in the movie to speak of. Really, one does wonder what happened while they sat around a fire, rode their ponies, or stood watch...

Beset by injuries, enemies, and misfortune, Fíli travels into the Wild to save the Company who have been taken by a band of goblins. A perilous tale of courage, sacrifice, and most important, the lengths one will travel for friendship.

It has been said that hobbits have a passion for mushrooms, surpassing even the greediest likings of Big People. While in Rivendell, Bilbo manages to persuade Fili and Kili to try some. But what he doesn't know is that these, being Elven mushrooms, have somewhat *ahem* magical properties! Movieverse

After Bilbo saves Thorin from Azog's minion, they start to realize they're seeing each other in different ways than before. Noticing how the other looks in the moonlight, or how the wind plays with their hair. When Thorin decides to teach Bilbo how to sword fight, will things turn out for better or for worse? Thilbo Bagginshield story, don't like don't read.

COMPLETE: Arriving in Rivendale is a relief for Winnie and also for Kili. Finally he has the chance to confront her and things go— well, you'll see. Kili/OC, oneshot written as a gift. M for smut.

Thorin Oakenshield tends to the education of his nephews, and worries about the blasphemy of fatherless toddlers.

By the time the company reaches Mirkwood, Thorin Oakenshield is going insane with the indecent thoughts of a certain hobbit that his mind keeps conjuring. He thinks he has a solution, but the plans of kings do not always go as expected, and hearts are difficult things to understand, especially when you don't know your own. Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.

It turns out that there is one thing in Middle Earth Thorin values more than his throne or gold. Or rather two things. Warning: mentions of character deaths, set after the battle of the five armies

Thorin prays that no harm befalls Fili or Kili, of course he does, but if anything were to happen to either of his nephews he has one wish.

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Bofur and Bilbo end up accidentally married