(Beerus' Temple: Outer Fields)
"I kind of feel like you over-exaggerated just a slight bit there buddy." Goku said as he was not completely buying Vegeta's story, Vegeta just scoffed and looked away.
"Well Kakarot, this is coming straight from my mouth isn't it?" Vegeta mockingly questioned his rival. Goku just shrugged.
"Alright, I'll take your word for it… for now at least. Who was the next 'lucky' girl for you anyway?" Goku asked sarcastically which in turn made Vegeta crack up.
"Deny it for as long as you want Kakarot, you just are jealous that I have a lot more to offer a woman than you do. Anyways, the next woman that I slept with was none other than the famous angel… Panty Anarchy." Vegeta said with a grin.
"Now THAT is someone that I expect as that girl has sex with practically anything that has a penis, I should know since there was this one time before the Cell Games where Gohan and I just happened to be in close proximity with her… let's just say Chi Chi made us pay for our mistake that night, I can still feel the slaps coming down in my dreams." Goku said as he shivered due to his particularly traumatic experience with the wrath of his wife. Vegeta just smirked before he began his story.
(This particular story takes place a mere month after the Cell Games and it takes place during the 1st segment of Episode 2 of PSG "The Turmoil of the Beehive")
(Daten City High School)
"BANG! BANG!"
"SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!" These two sounds rang out through out the school as the famous Anarchy sisters were currently dealing with a black and red ghoul, more commonly known as a ghost, which was previously known as the school's top cheerleader, Barby. Panty, the blonde, wiped the sweat off her brow with her pistol "Backlace" before she spoke.
"This plasticized bitch is really starting to piss me the fuck off." Panty said with a hint of irritation in her voice. Stocking, the goth that was standing right next to Panty, just sighed at what her sister just said as she was getting annoyed with her obvious hypocrisy.
"I bet if this was a guy named Ken you would probably fuck the so-called plasticized bitch." Stocking retorted as she worked her own pair of panties down her legs.
"Hey what can I say? A hard ghost cock is still fuckable in my book." Panty replied with a smirk as she caught the second pair of panties, which then formed into a second Backlace.
"Jesus, you're such a whore." Stocking spat with malice.
"And you're still a fucking disgusting sugar glutton, look girl once you have one dude's cock up that nasty ass snatch of yours then maybe you would stop being such a bitch." Panty said in a mocking fashion.
"Umm… guys?" the nervous nerd, Brief asked while he was desperately trying to find a place to hide. "Shouldn't we be, oh I don't know, FOCUSING ON THIS CRAZY, BEE LOVING CHICK THAT IS TRYING TO KILL US?!"
"Now it is time for my grand entrance." Vegeta thought as he slowly made his way behind the bleachers as he then jumped out into the middle of the stadium with everyone except for Brief not knowing who he was. Barby just laughed as she looked down at the stocky Saiyan below her.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, my, my, aren't you a little short for an angel? Or are you just a civilian trying to play hero?" Barby asked mockingly with Vegeta only crossing his arms in response.
"Who the fuck is that guy?" Stocking questioned as Panty just shrugged.
"Beats me, I wonder what he is even going to accomplish while he is in those fucking pajamas." stated Panty like it was a fact with Brief merely freaking out.
"GUYS! IT IS BEST NOT TO TALK CRAP ABOUT HIM, HE IS THE SAIYAN PRINCE VEGETA! I SAW HIM FIGHT WHILE THE NEWS WAS BROADCASTING THE CELL GAMES!" Brief called out as Vegeta couldn't help but smirk at the fact that he was recognized by someone that had seen him in action.
"It looks like I don't even need to introduce myself for that nerd did a fine enough job to the point where all that matters now is me grabbing you by the throat and then obliterating every bit of your body so that there is not a single cell left." Vegeta said with determination. Barby just laughed even more as she prepared more of her evil bees.
"We are certainly feisty today now aren't we? Well here is a little tip fool, I am the queen and when I am the queen, my rule is the only thing that matters most." said Barby as a evil grin formed across her face.
"Oh you won't consider me a fool in a few moments. So tell me insect, is your army of evil bugs and jocks enough to handle this?" Vegeta said as he started powering up. Barby was not remotely impressed until she noticed the sudden yellow aura that started to form around the Saiyan prince which was then followed up with small bolts of lightning that started coursing through the aura at a rapid pace.
"URAAAGGGGHHHHH!" Vegeta roared as a huge flash of yellow light engulfed the entire arena. When the flash finally dimmed after about a minute, everyone except for the sisters was shocked by what they saw. Vegeta's basic appearance was not that different except for the increased muscle mass that was present all around his body whereas his face had recieved the most changes with his hair looking slightly longer and more spiked than before and finally, his eyes were a lot more narrowed and his pupil and iris colors had went from a basic black to a more turquoise type of blue and finally, the yellow aura still had the chaotic lightning coursing within.
"I don't have time to fight so take THIS!" Vegeta shouted as he drew his hands out to his sides.
"What the fuck is that walking circus performance doing?" Panty asked as she slid her panties back up her legs. Suddenly, two yellow orbs of light began to develop in each of Vegeta's hands with electricity coursing through each of them.
"HA HA HA HA, WITNESS THE ULTIMATE POWER OF THE SAIYAN PRINCE, HHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he then brought his hands forward, combining the two orbs into a single massive ball. Barby was starting to look quite terrified, but quickly changed her demeanor when she noticed one of her jocks playing a piano melody.
"What are you doing?" Barby questioned with a annoyed tone as the jock quickly kicked the piano away.
"Nothi- MY QUEEN, LOOK OUT!" The jock called as he pointed towards Vegeta, Barby looked towards the Saiyan prince just as he was prepared to unleash his attack.
"FINAL FLASH!" Vegeta yelled as he launched the energy wave, which was looking a lot more chaotic since the last time he used it on Cell. The bee tried to fly away but it was too late, the beam had made a direct hit as it completely obliterated the former cheerleader, leaving nothing but eight golden coins that immediately fell to the ground after the beam dissipated. The two sisters immediately went to collect their reward as Vegeta lowered to the ground, now without his Super Saiyan 2 power.
"THAT WAS SO FUCKING BADASS!" Panty screamed with glee after she retrieved the coins.
"I'd agree, you provided way more assistance then that geek over there." Stocking said calmly as she pointed towards Brief, who was hiding behind the bleachers at that current moment.
"WELL EXCUSE ME! Some of us don't have supernatural powers like you three do." Brief said nervously as he slowly got out of his hiding spot, only to be run over by a jock that was squealing in terror at the fact that his queen was dead.
"Honestly there was no issu-" Vegeta was then interrupted by a very angry jock who was just about ready to attack the prince… only to find himself at the receiving end of a very massive backhand.
It was right then and there that the blonde Anarchy sister took her chance to get with the Saiyan prince.
"You know, I take quite an interest in guys of royalty and I know this nice spot that is… private." Panty whispered which caused the prince to have quite the blush on his face.
"Erm… well." Vegeta was quite embarrassed which made the blonde Anarchy sister just want him more.
"Good god he is fucking hot when embarrassed, well girl it is time to put your plan into action." Panty thought as she had come up with an idea to get the Saiyan prince's blood boiling. Panty then put her plan into action as she slowly slid her panties down her legs right in front of Vegeta.
"Come on Saiyan, you know you want this." Panty said as she slowly started to grind her crotch up and down Vegeta's leg, wetting the jumpsuit with her juices. Vegeta was trying as hard as he could to resist and was thankful when Stocking stepped in.
"Are you sure you want to start doing that now? Why don't you take him to a club first?" Stocking suggested as Vegeta quickly started waving his hands and head from side-to-side, quickly regretting the fact that he even trusted the goth in the first place.
"Oh no, I'm goo- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF OF ME!" Vegeta screamed as Panty was dragging him off.
"Hey Stockin', you actually had a good fucking idea for once." Panty said as Vegeta was still trying to wriggle himself out of her grasp while sweat was pouring down his face, Stocking just giggled as she looked towards her sister.
"Have fun, you two." Stocking said as she grasped her Honkoneko tightly in her left arm while waving with the other.
"FUCK YOU, BITCH!" Vegeta yelled right before Panty drove off in the pink Humvee, See-Through with the prince still in her grasp, the prince just couldn't believe that he had to ride in a pink Humvee of all things.
"Damn it! I know that I can just… fly away so that I wouldn't have to deal this but… my body wants this woman. *sigh* So be it." Vegeta thought as he finally decided that he was just going to make the best of this situation and that once he was done, he was going to slaughter these two and forget about it in the morning.
A half-hour later
"WHAT IS TAKING SO GODDAMN LONG, CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER?!" Vegeta moaned as they were stuck in traffic, Panty smirked once she heard the prince's complaint.
"Actually, I can." Panty said as she then raised her foot off of the gas pedal as Vegeta crossed his arms.
"Good, now we can get this OOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEERRRR WWWWWWIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTHHHH!" Vegeta's voice trailed off as the Anarchy sister slammed her foot on the gas pedal, making the Humvee jump from what felt like 0 to 200 in just a millisecond, slamming every single bit of the traffic off of the road and into homes, buildings, trees and civilians until it finally reached its stop.
"We're here, was that fast enough for you hot stuff?" Panty asked as she looked to her side at Vegeta, who just vomited out the side of the car right as her gaze rested upon him, she giggled right as the prince quickly wiped his mouth clean with a bottle of mouthwash that he managed to find in the glove compartment.
"I'll just take that as a yes." Panty said as she got out of the car with Vegeta following suit, the moment the two entered the club they were greeted with loud techno booming from the speakers and various party goers bumping, grinding, and bobbing to the beat. Panty guided Vegeta to the bar where a bartender was thankfully waiting for them.
"Alright Panty, what will it be for you and your friend?" the bartender asked as he cleaned a glass.
"A glass of vodka for the both of us if you please." Panty replied in as nice of a tone that she could manage. The bartender quickly obliged as he got two glasses from the back counter and a bottle of vodka. He poured the vodka into the glasses as carefully as humanly possible and then handed the pair their drinks with him setting his hand down on the counter with the back of his hand resting against the polished wood.
"That would be 70 dollars, if you please." The bartender said as Panty just rolled her eyes in response.
"I've told you before and I'll tell you again, if I don't get these drinks for free then you won't be getting any of this." Panty said as she slung her leg over the table and in just a few moments, the bartender quickly left the pair in order to tend to the other customers. Vegeta was quite impressed with how the blonde used her sexuality to her advantage.
"I must admit woman, that was quite impressive with how you used your sex appeal to your advantage so that we can have free drinks." said Vegeta as he crossed his arms.
"Why thank you, Prince Vegeta." Panty replied which caused Vegeta's face to become as red as a beet. Panty giggled at this for a little while until she noticed that Vegeta's first glass hadn't been touched yet.
"Hey, how come you didn't even take a sip of your drink?" Panty questioned, Vegeta at that moment just smirked before he looked towards the blond Anarchy sister.
"I was thinking more about the music, speaking of which, I was actually wondering if you would like to dance?" Vegeta said as he offered Panty his hand. This caused the fallen angel to stare at him for a few moments until she finally made her decision.
"Sure, why not." Panty replied as she accepted the prince's hand, Vegeta then had a subtle smile on his face as he guided the blonde down to the dance floor. They first started with a slow dance by swaying side-to-side with Vegeta's hands resting on the angel's hips with Panty doing the same with the prince's shoulders. That was until the song began to pick up in tempo, in which the pair then began to bump and grind with Vegeta's hands still keeping their grip on the Anarchy sister's sides. Panty then suddenly felt a hard, pole like object poking at her lower back.
"Looks like we have two lovebirds out on the dance floor, let us all cheer for them." said the DJ right after he noticed how the pair was dancing. The crowd then started to cheer and crowd around the two which started to irritate Panty but just when she was about to say something to the unwanted audience, the Saiyan prince had wrapped his right arm around the angel and right afterwords he took off high into the night skies of Daten City.
"HOLY SHIT!" Panty shouted as she noticed the club below appearing to get smaller and smaller.
"What's the matter angel, are you afraid of heights?" Vegeta asked with a playful smirk on his face.
"No, it's just surprising that we're fucking flying right now and it is exhilarating." Panty replied with her hair flowing in the wind.
"I'm glad you like it, but this is just the beginning of what I have planned for you." Vegeta whispered which then caused Panty's excitement to start pooling in her garments.
"I can't wait." Panty cooed right as the two touched down on a nearby mountain top. Panty then took a brief moment to admire the view of the city before she spoke again.
"Tell me Vegeta, what is it that you desire?" Panty questioned as she turned to face the Saiyan prince, Vegeta approached the fallen angel and planted his hands on her hips as he slithered up to her ear.
"I desire for you to bend over." Vegeta hissed as he bent Panty face down over a rock while he simultaneously freed his massive erection from its cloth prison. Panty practically drooled at the sight of Vegeta's dick pressing against her ass. Pleased with how the angel was reacting, the Saiyan prince then locked his thumbs around the laces of her pink panties and slid them down to her knees. He then set both of his hands on Panty's ass, gripping it tightly as he positioned his cock so that it was centered on the angel's anus and thrusted hard into her tight asshole. Panty winced slightly at the pain, but not for long as the pleasure more than made up for it as Vegeta began to move, locking one of his arms around her legs and lifting it up as he did so.
"HOLY FUCK IT'S IN!" Panty shouted with pleasure which made Vegeta develop a smirk as he began to thrust at a much faster pace and it was at that moment that Vegeta began to spank Panty on the ass with his free hand, causing it to redden more and more with every strike.
"OH FUCK THAT FEELS SO GOOD! SPANK MY ASS BABY, OH JESUS!" Panty continued to scream in eardrum-shattering bursts as the Saiyan prince continued to pound her with all of his might, Vegeta then moved from her ass to her hair as he began to pull her head back by it.
"Now I see why Stocking likes all of that BDSM shit." Panty thought as the sharp sensation of pain that she felt slowly turned into waves of pleasure that overcame her. Vegeta then felt the sensation of his balls tightening again and with one final thrust. Vegeta roared with pleasure as he came right into the angel's ass which subsequently made her climax herself as pools of ever flowing girl cum spilled out onto the ground below them right as Vegeta pulled out.
"Well?" Vegeta asked as he tucked his spent member back into his jumpsuit. Panty took a deep long breath and then she said her reply.
"I think that you might've been the best quick fuck that I have ever had." Panty replied as she slipped her panties back up her legs.
"Thanks for the compliment, now I bid you farewell." Vegeta said as he prepared to fly back home to Bulma when he was stopped by the Anarchy sister.
"Wait! Do you at the very least want to continue this a little more at my place?" Panty questioned as she gave the saddest puppy dog look that she could manage. The Saiyan prince then turned to the angel and after a few seconds, he stated his reply.
"Yes."
Author's Addendum:
This is my least favorite chapter of the entire story. It always has been and forever will be and that's for a multitude of reasons. After doing what I thought was a decently long chapter to kick off the story? I thought I'd change things up with a shorter one and I decided on a character that honestly needs to be in a harem story like this. Panty Anarchy, the lovably promiscuous, foul-mouthed fallen angel from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, one of my favorite irreverent anime comedies which has a genuinely godly English dub that is several times funnier than the Japanese. The idea of giving her a session with Vegeta was a fun one, especially considering it would not just be a chance to go as crass as possible but to really stretch my comedic muscles which included... oh dear... a scene I completely excised because it is honestly the worst scene I have ever written. See, in the original version, I opened with narration from Garterbelt as a reference to how at least the first PSG episode began. Vegeta would interrupt which would annoy Garterbelt which would be a joke considering Sabat plays both characters in the English version and Vegeta, showing his lack of knowledge over human etiquete... dropped the N-bomb. Now, let me just state this up front before we get further into it. I am as white as you can get and raised in a time where edgy humor ran rampant. I've also made no secret that back then, I was a piece of shit.
Does this excuse what I did? Hell to the goddamn no. It was an awful "joke" and should've never been put into a fanfiction. If I could? I would gladly slap myself upside the head for ever considering an idea that stupid. It was as tasteless and offensive as you could get and frankly every time I look at this chapter? I feel dirty because I know what was once there.
So in later editions, it should be no surprise I eventually removed it. Problem is it left this chapter with very little substance because honestly? For an idea as crazy as Vegeta being with Panty, this is such a weak execution of it. There are individual ideas I find fun like the piano gag or Panty casually revealing just how many people she's fucked by actions but for a story involving a character who has the goal of fucking 1,000 people being faced with someone like Vegeta, I really should've considered something better than this. I mean for god's sake, a character from a series I don't really care for is gonna get a longer chapter than her and that's just sad to me.
