Credit goes to my sister for telling me this pun and to the kid in her class that originally said this to a bee.
"Hey, beebee." His smile would look more charming if he wasn't punning at this particular moment.
Chloe laughed; that was a new one, and she wondered if she should feel more bothered than mildly concerned with her boyfriend's choice of endearment for her.
"Was that not what you wanted to hear?" Adrien looked falsely innocent as if he couldn't imagine why she'd be laughing at the nickname.
"Why did I fall for such a dork?" Chloe couldn't keep the humor out of her tone as she tried to pull herself back and at least act unaffected by her boyfriend's puns.
"Well," Adrien's green eyes twinkled like the stars at night, "You've known me so long, and I'm furrly irresistible."
"Adrien, don't start." She just couldn't take it seriously today, and she was pretty sure that cat puns were worse than bee puns.
"So you're not feline it, right now?" Adrien half purred, and Chloe couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"And you won't stop?" Chloe asked him.
"No, I'm purretty sure that I'm on a roll." His smirk told her all that she needed to know about that last word.
Chloe groaned, "'Honey,' don't get me started on the punning too." She'd humor him a little today.
"But Queenie, you rule my heart especially when you charm this purretty kitty with your meowvelous nickname fur him." Adrien looked ready to burst at the seams with his attempts at wordplay.
"Too many cat puns." Chloe grumbled as she took a seat by her counter, "No mewre kisses for you today."
"But aren't you having fun though, beebee?" Adrien's smile never faded, and Chloe found that it was just a teeny bit endearing to stare into it.
"That last one, you won't give up on, would you?" Chloe told him, smile dancing on her lips despite her attempts to pull herself further and further away from amusement.
"No, I just realized that it was perfect today!" Adrien chirped as he took a seat next to her, "I might like it more than some of my other nicknames for you."
"Adrien, kitten, don't, just don't." Chloe couldn't catch her smile in time before it flourished before him.
"Aww," The glint in Adrien's eye told her that he wouldn't be quitting any time soon, so she just prepared herself for a long day.