Forks, Washington, USA, 2005
Edward: So, after that fascinating explanation—
Jacob: You're from the future!
Edward: —does that mean you're not interested in me, Bella?
Bella: No, I'm most definitely interested! You're not OG Edward—
Jacob: What?
Bella: —and you're polite, normal, attractive—
Edward: And a hundred years old
Bella: —mature… Yeah, no, you're perfect. You're not gay, are you?
Edward: No, but my best friend is
Bella: You've got a best friend?
Edward: Yeah, Graham, he wasn't in the books. I think?
Bella: No, he wasn't
Jacob: Books?
Bella & Edward: We're in a book series, Jacob
Jacob:
Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Forks, Washington, USA, 2005
[Jacob's left Bella's home, confused and upset, with a promise not to tell a soul about the truth. But Bella and Edward aren't done talking.]
Bella: So, how long have you had your memories?
Edward: Since Carlisle turned me. What about you?
Bella: Since I was about three. I mean, that's when I started talking about it, that's what Renée always says. She thought you were all imaginary friends or something
Edward: That's rough buddy
Bella:
Bella: You watched Avatar: The Last Airbender?
Edward: Sure did
Bella: Marry me
Edward: I will respectfully decline
{Achievement Unlocked! •That's Rough Buddy•}