Ciel_of_the_Night's Contribution Part 4.2
Forks, Washington, USA, 2005
[Graham knocks on the door to the Cullen's basement. It's unlocked, so he invites himself in when Edward doesn't reply.]
Graham: Hey dude— Oh God what's that smell?
[He approaches Edward and his makeshift lab. He looks through it before staring, baffled, at his best friend.]
Graham: Please don't tell me you're making coffee
[Edward stares at him wordlessly before continuing his work. Graham dips a finger into the strange mixture and tastes it before Edward can think to stop him.]
Graham: Mm, bloody. I like it
{Achievement Unlocked! •Acquired Bloody Vanilla Latte•}
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Forks High School, Washington, USA, 2005
[On the way to Biology.]
Bella: EDWARD CULLEN!
Edward: Huh?
Bella (tackling him): Ouch, fuck I forgot you're hard as stone
Edward: *snorts*
Bella: Not that
Edward: So, whatcha want?
[He pats her on the head and they walk to class together.]
Bella: I saw Alice drinking something. Drinking, Eddie! And she told me it was coffee
Edward (smirking): Yes, yes she did
Bella: I didn't think you could eat anything besides blood?
Edward: We can't. Well, except for the alcohol and the new vanilla latte I invented
Bella:
Edward:
Bella: You what now
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Forks High School, Washington, USA, 2005
[During Biology.]
Bella (whispering): I've got a question
Edward: I won't like it, will I?
Bella: Depends on. What's Esme's powers?
Edward: *intense war flashback of Esme and Carlisle having a Good TimeTM way too many times* Her ability to Love PassionatelyTM
Bella:
Bella: I don't want to know, do I?
Edward: By God, no you don't
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Forks High School, Washington, USA, 2005
[Still the same day, this time during lunch. Bella and Edward are in the queue.]
Bella: Question
Edward: Answer
Emmett (from their table): *snorts*
Bella: Are you allergic to garlic?
Edward: No
Bella: Are you allergic to holy things? The Torah, Bible, the cross?
Edward: No
Bella: What are you allergic to?
Edward: Questions
Bella:
Bella: Listen here you little shit
Forks High School, Washington, USA, 2005
[Still. The same. Day.]
Bella: Do you have a problem making me a vampire?
Edward: Until you're like twenty-five, yes
Bella: That's— That's really specifik
Edward: Yes
Bella: You're… not gonna elaborate?
Edward: I've been seventeen for eighty-six years, Bella. Take a guess
{Achievement Unlocked! •Seventeen Again•}