It was a bright day in Roseville, home of the Guys... These guys were none other than THE world famous Guys, star of the story.. it was in this town our Hero, Abbey "Abraham" Argentinia lived.. He was a famous guy you could say.. See, he used his college fund (of which his parents gave him money from), to start his own business.. A world famous website known as Celguys he and his friends would offer the most sigma advice ever, to stop men from falling for evil womens traps. Abbey was somewhat of a sigma male himself, he was kind of like the Joker (of Joker movie fame). It was on this bright sunny fine beauitful day that Little Mister Abbey Abraham got out of his bed and streched his itsy bitsy paws.. His legs still felt a little weird from last night... You see, he had sexual urges, but he couldn't look at porn, thats what the foul evil women wanted.. because if he jerked off he'd either get addicted or have SEX... which is evil before marriage.. So he learned how to fight his urges with the World Famous method.. He looked down at his legs, covered in hella little infected flea bites.. He started to associate sexual thoughts with fleas, which turned him off. you see, whenever he got a boner, you see he'd dump a jar of fleas on his legs.. ANd vaccum them up after he was punished. and everyone loved it! everyone used this method themselves. Even Andrew "sigma" Tate used this method! But today, something felt different, Abbey noticed a large bump on his leg that wasn't there last night.. It looked like a giant pimple.. He laughed and poked it slightly, hearing it Squish beneath his paw... "Teehee he he! This must be God and Jesus Christ telling me I'm doing something right, Oh whooperee!" He said whooperee like the Doopees did on the hit song "Some Day That Place in Time" from their album Doopee Time!
He got out of bed, stopping to strech again and smirked as he felt how heavy his Pimple Affected leg was. He immeditally knelt on the floor out of a mixture of Joy and Pain! He began to pray... "Oh Thank You God for my Wonderful Gift! My soul is Endebted to you, forever and ever and ever! Amen!" he prayed with joy! He took a nice crunchy photo of his Bulgy Wulgy Juicy Pimple for his website! He wrote a nice description reading 'God gave me this Gift to show me THE FLEA METHOD (world famous!) is working... 1 Samuel 24:14-18 KJV! Stay Prayed Up My Lovelies!" He vaccuumed his room and got ready for the day, leaving the house to show off his Cool Reward to his Pals, Friends and even his Buddies!
He walked down the street, grunting as he walked, his godly leg slightly harder to lift then the rest, he saw his good pal buddy Mr. Mike "Micheal" Mickery, he looked into Mike's obviously homosexual eyes and said "Hello Homo! How are you today my Good Pal in Christ" he said prayingly. Mike looked at him with a look of anger "I am not a Gay!" Mike said. "It's called. ermm Bisexual. You moron" Mike said, with his bisexual voice. It sounded very bisexual. "Erm same deal in the eyes of the Lord, wrong either way" Abbey said. "I don't know why we keep you around anymore" Mike said, disapprovingly. Lucy walked in, her female boobs boobing boobily. She had boobs. Abbey gave into his evil male urges, urged on by the female disgusting form. "hey boob" he said to Lucy's tits. She got really mad and left, never appearing in this story again. Mike takes a MP3 player out and says "this is the real shit ABbey, this will change your sexist evil fucked up foul ways.."
Authors Note; I really dont like sexism its fucked up dont do that shit, im joking in this tory but dont do that. that sucks its effed up. its like really effed up, its effed the frick up. dont ever be mean to women or else. Im 100% sreious too this part isnt a joke i needed to break character to say its fucked up. dont do it
Anyways, Mike pulled his mp3 player, out of his soft fuzzy asshole, because he was bisexual and liked things in there, if you know what i mean. It was covered in shit, including the speaker so it was hard to hear, because Mike forgot to use his Enema. Mike cleaned off the speaker, with his Shit cleaner (the cleaner of shit). He said "This is my GOAT (GOAT stands for greatest of all time) Lil B aka the Based God aka Lil B the Based God. He is GOATED." He said, in a goated bisexual tone. The year was 2008 by the way, goated wasn;t a word yet but Mike was so bisexual and Goated that he invented goated to describe how goated lil b was. thats how goated lil b is, lil b is not racist, sexist or homophobic or even transphobic, because he is goated. Mike turns on I Love You by Lil B, it is so positive and based and goated and loving and beautiful and kind and frinedly and good and postivie and hap[py and postiive!
All of the sudden, Mr. Joe King, short for Joel King, aka Joe walks in. He is my new OC named Joe and he says "I am Joe King, i am not a Suspect of any United States goverenment crimes, i have never done anything wrong nor have i owned an Island where effed up things happen. I am a good man" he said, hiding in the shadows.
Sue walked in, angry as freaking fuck, she was very pissed the fuck off, she slapped Abbey on his stupid ass face and said "what the deuece" she said it like stewie in family guy when he says what the deuce.. She said "what the freak did you do to Lucy, you sexist pig." Abbey got really mad and his incel rage activated.. He said "I said what any man would say, because i am a Manly Man of Manliness.. I'm a true alpha sigma poggers Sigma guy of sigmaness" he said, pogging his poggers. His pimple was slowly growing heavier, like a ANime bitch in a deviantart drawing. It was inflating, in a slow sensual way. Sue finally noticed the pus filled godly leg... "What is that shit on your leg.. How long has it been since you last showered man?" Sue said. Abbey giggled in a giggly way.. "Tee hee hee, its just a beautiful thang god gave me!" he said, bending over to plant a kissy wissy issy on his foul jiggly wiggly pimple.. It jiggled and you could see the nasty yellowy pus underneath.. It almost looked like as if you cummed your penis into a box, after of course having a nice big strokey into the box, and did it non stop 3 times a day for a week before leaving it beneath your bed and not touching it for 3 months. Needless to say, it was gross.. It looked like little worms were swimming in the pus too, almost as if Abbeys nasty leg was growing a new evil species of Alien worms.
Mike got really mad, his looping of I Love You by Lil B was being ignored! Abbey wasn't listening and learning! if only he listened he'd become super duper mega extra nice kind loving friendly guy!
Mike slapped Abbey's big fat jiggly booty and said "Can you listen to my shit and stop arguing with Sue!" he said. Sue looked at Mike and got even madder than Mike was and screamed "Abbeys fat freaking huge butt is mine! im going to peg him so hard. Get your hands off my man!" using her big throat. "erm.. what the deuce.." Abbey said, not knowing what pegging was. "Ok so Abbey, pegging is when someone who has a vagina (pussy) puts on a strap on and th3en uses it to do the sex butt.." Sue explained. "whats a strap on" Abbey asked, his small tiny brain showing.. "its a dildo that you can put on a little stand thing and attach to your body to use like a penis (dick)!" Abbey got freaking mad, he didn't understand "What the WTF is a dildo!" he screamed... He got so scared by all these words he didn;'t know that he ran away into the woods, but his pimple was weighing him down.. It only took about 30 seconds for him to get winded, unable to run..
Mike quickly caught up, his bisexuality granting him Bisexual Speed! He caught up bisexually and looked into Abbey's sweet eyes saying "come on buddy, no need to run!" and then the worst happened.. A stick from a big tree caught Abbey's big pimple, starting to rip it open, pus leaking everywhere. "uhmm.. Oopsie.." Abbey said, kawaiily, it was so adorable that Mike couldn't help himself but give a nice big beautiful kawaii kissy wissy on Abbey's Lips! Abbey began to scream in pain, instead of jumping for homosexual joy like he should have been, for some odd and weird reason. This action utterly confused Mike, who angrily pushed Abbey away, helping the stick pull on Abbey's big pimple more! The worms began flowing out of the hole, slowly beginning to fuse together until all 102 worms fell out and become one big scary worm..
"I am the Worm of Wormelion.. We have just been birthed, birthingly through This Little Incel's big pimple.. We are now one big evil worm.. named the WORMELION WORM" evilly screaming, he did!
He was ignored because Abbey was realizing something very very important. He looked into Mike's eyes and said "Mike i think i might be a major homosexual f*660t..."
Mike smirked his gmirk and said "erm... thats kidnda epic and poggers" in a kawaii voice.. it was very gay and poggers. They then started makuing out as blood began to flow out of Abbey;s gross pimple.. The blood meant all the pus was done and the skin beneath was going to began to heal! Whoopee!
They walked away to be gay..
Nothing bad happened to Daisy because i love her so much. She sat in her room being jhoyous and having fun!
Mike and Abbey were sitting on the hood of a nice car, eating ice cream together looking over the big cliff. Mike laughed and said "Who knew today would end this way!" All of the sudden Joe King ran up and said "guys guys i need your help. I am Jeffery Epstein in disguse and i need you to help hide me." but it was too late. The FBI , CIA, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Joe Biden had already heard him! They instantly pressed the big red button in unison, sending a nuke to Roseville! Abbey and Mike looked up in horror, saying their final prayers, and then everything went white.
Daisy was still okay because i love her so much
Abbey awoke, 40 minutes later, somehow still alive, if not for long, it was hard for him to see anything, due to the mass of flesh and singed fur covering his eyes. The reek of the burnt fur made him almost puke, yet he didn't have the strength too. He looked at Mike, or what remained of him. He thought he and Mike had something, for a moment he thought he could be happy, but that was gone now. He looked at the fire surrounding him.. The car still somehow beneath him.. He guessed it somehow hadn't lit the fuel yet.. He looked at the ruins of the town he once called home below.. The stars in the sky were beautiful, he pushed the heavy, lifeless body of Mike on top of him,just so he could have his first and last cuddles in his final moments. The melting fur of Mike gave him some small amount of comfort, as he waited to die.. He gave Mike one soft kiss, to prove he was still real..
He felt something stir within him.
Now was the moment he finally lost his virginity. He grabbed his cock, softly placing it against Mike's hole, and shoved it in. As he thrust for the first time, he instantly came, the effort of which pushed the car back a little, sending a spark of fire into the gas tank.. As The cum spurted out, Abbey felt the car began to lift up beneath him as it exploded, sending him flying into the air, with Mike still in his arms, as they hit into a tree and everything truly finally went black, Abbey felt everything would be alright. 'I guess that's why they call Life a bitter sweet Candy Bowl!' was his last thought. From then on, there was Nothing.