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Episode 2: Not So Gassy Campers 2
"Last time on Total Drama Domination!" Chef said in his firm, strong masculine man voice. "The contestants arrived, Lindsay and Tyler died, and brains were fried. Who will leave next? I don't know, this is the beginning of the episode dumbass! Find out her on TOTAL! DRAMA! DOMINATION!"
(Theme Song)
(Da Cliff)
"Listen up members of The As Told by Ginger wiki moderation team!" Chef said chefly. "You got to dive in the shark infested water! If you land in a ring, the sharks won't get you because we put anti shark spray on it. If you land outside the ring, you'll violently die by getting eaten by sharks."
"I HATE SHARKS!" Scott said
(Confessional)
Scott: After ROTI (Revenge of The Island for you normies), I've been training to get my revenge of Fanf by committing hate crimes on random sharks!
Sam: Doin ya mom! Doin ya mom! Doin ya mom!
"Ok, girls will go first!" Chef said, but as soon as he said that, a fat ugly neckbeard named The Quartering came out from the iconic TD woods
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU LET THE WOKE GENDER GO FIRST! TOTAL DRAMA HAS GONE WOKE!"
"Shut up, Nerd turd!" Ripper said cooly and epicly.
"RIPPER YOU STINK AND FARTS ARE WOKE!" The quartering said stupidly and dumbly and wrongly. Then all the camper and Chef started beating the shit out the quartering, even Lindsay and Tyler came back to life to beat his ass before going back to dead. They all killed the Quartering epicly.
"Ok, girls go first."
The girls all jumped except three
"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IM 2 stoopid to jump DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH" Carrie said while eating her own boogers and peeing her pants and being dumb.
"And I'm not gonna jump because I hate Hollywood!" Nichelle said, Hollywoodly.
"I would perfer not to jump." Izzy said
"Well, since you chickens didn't jump, you all have to wear these chicken hats!" Chef said, as he put Make America Great Again hats on all the disgusting chicken losers.
"Anyway, now it's the boys turn!"
"IM GOING FIRST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Scott said, as he jumped in the water with his iconic AK-47, and violently killed all of the sharks in the water.
"Woah dude, that was so Sha-based!" Lightning said, impressed with his teammate's chad ability.
"Yeah, you showed those incel beta sharks who's boss!" Sam said, because a true gamer respects an alpha like Scott.
(Confessional)
Zee: Breakfast Soda
Wayne: Was Shitting, epicly
Now that all the sharks were gone, all the boys jumped into the water with ease, except for one.
"GOO GOO GAA GAA WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Duncan the baby said as he pooped his diaper due to being a baby and not a man.
"Ok, Duncan the baby legs baby didn't jump, but the boys still win the first part of the challenge, and get a wheelbarrow for there hot tub shit
The boys were now carrying there stuff to the campgrounds, chadly.
"Man, it was so based how you killed those sharks dude!" Chase said to Scott "It reminded me of when I killed my stupid bitch mom for putting pinapples on my pizza!"
"WOAH!" Bowie said "You're mom put pineapples on your pizza? What a heartless monster!"
"That is too EVIL even for me!" Max said
"Yeah dude, your mom like deserved the death penalty" Harold said
(Confessional)
Ripper: Man, Chase has the saddest backstory of any TD contestant ever! That alpha male has had it rough!
Meanwhile, the girls were struggiling because of some very stupid members on their team
"DUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IM STUPID CARRIE WHATS A HOT TUB!"
"Oh my gosh, shut up you stupid ramen hair bitch, I'm going to kill you!" Millie said basedly, as she beat the shit out Carrie for being stupid and useless.
"SPAREMY!" Amy shouted at her lesser sibling. "BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID AND USELESS AND HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A VICTORY ROYAL IN FORTNITE, YOU WILL CARRY ALL OF OUT SHIT!" She then threw all her shit onto Sparemy, which broke all her bones.
"ow" she said, like a moron.
"OMG it was so based how you abused your loser sister!" Dakota said, recoginizing a fellow alpha female. "We should make a giga Stacy alliance!"
"Agreed, as you seem like your based and like cool things like SpongeBob YouTube Poops and Smosh videos!" Amy said, also recognizing Dakotas Alpha Female traits
(Confessional)
Dakota: Amy is so based, I bet she's scene every Smosh Epic Food Battle video!
The boys continued to walk.
"So, does anyone love Nickleback as much as me?" Mike asked
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"Oh hey, were here" The Damien said.
"Sha epic! Now we gotta build the hot tub!" Lightning said, as he was smart.
"I'll provide the bubbles!" Ripper said, as he then farted. This made everyone on his team laugh hysterically.
The gurls made it 2
"We are currently at camp." Izzy said.
"Good." Amy Said. "SPAREMY! YOU MAKE THE HOT TUBE BY YOURSELF!"
"Yeah, we have important women things to do!" Dakota said. "Like making art of johnny Test getting beat up by other Cartoon Network characters."
Montage
The Boys did epic job on hot tub
Sparemy did an awful job on hot tub do to being Sparemy.
"Times up gamers!" Chef said. "Lets see those Tubs"
Chef looked at the girls hot tub, which sucked due to being made by Sparemy. "This shit fucking sucks, man"
"Thanks a lot Sparemy!" Amy said, as she hit Sparemy with the hat of disapline.
Chef then looked at the boys tub, which looked epic.
"This looks epic!" Chef said, before he noticed something, something foul, something that would make someone want to burn their own eyes.
A turd
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Chef screamed. "Who pooped in the hot tub?!"
Everyone of the boys looked at Duncan, who had his diaper off and was currently pooping in the hot tub.
"Well, even though their hot tub sucked farts, the girls win because no one pooped in theirs!" Chef said, as the girls celebrated.
"Boys, you'll be going to the campfire ceremony, where one of you will go home." Chef said.
"Thanks a lot Diaper nerd!" Ripper said to Duncan the Baby. "Because of you we lost the challenge!"
"Dude, lets beat him up!" Zee said, as they all beat up Duncan.
(Bonfire Ceremony)
The boys were at the bonfire.
"Ok, this is the bonfire Ceremony. I would have marshmallows, but Owen ate them all!1!1!1!" Chef announced. "So I'm just gonna announce who's going home. And the person going home is...
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Duncan!"
Duncan began to cry and shit himself. "WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU BIG MEANIES VOTED ME OFF! I'M TELLING BARNEY ON YOU!"
"Well you cant tell Barney on us dude." Zee said. "Because I am Barney!"
"BASED!" Everyone said, all respecting him for being the sigma male known as Barney The Dinasour.
"And as Barney, I do not care!" Zee owned Duncan epicly.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Duncan cried lamley.
"Shut up nerd!" Chef said. "Now got to the throw you off the island of shame!"
As Duncan crawled to the end of the dock, Chef was there and picked up the duncan baby, and threw him off the island as Duncan cried and pissed everywhere.
"Glad that baby is gone. Who will go next? Find out next time on TOTAL!
DRAMA!
"DOMINATION!"
(BOOT ORDER)
100th: Tyler (DEAD)
99th: Lindsay (DEAD)
98th: Duncan
Hope you all enjoyed my newest epicist chapter yet! I voted out Duncan cuz he is a stupid baby who cries and pees himself.