Shortly after Maleficent had dealt with King Tom. Corvo went off to punish Queen Salma for her treasonous part in the awful evil plot against his beloved.
"For trying to humiliate my empress I will humiliate you now", Corvo said to himself as he snuck into Salma's castle.
Corvo moved like a ghost down the many halls all the way to Salma's throne room where Corvo hid a whoopie cushion inside the stuffing of Salma's throne. After that Corvo made himself scarce as he then hid himself away from the public eye. Salma's throne room was soon littered with her subjects awaiting her daily duties for the day.
Finally after endless hours of waiting Salma emerged and took her seat upon her own throne but when she did that it sounded like she gased herself in front of the whole court. Everyone laughed as Salma grew quite angry.
But Corvo was not done yet. The next day he sawed the legs of her throne so when she sat on it she then rolled head first onto the unforgiving stone floor. The guards laughed but Salma the tryant that she was did not share their humor in the least.
But Corvo still was not done yet. The next day Corvo made one of Salma's catapults look like a stage. She didn't realize it until it was too late. For when she sat on her chair the catapult threw her into the air and head first into a disgusting pile of shit!
She smelled like that for a week not to mention her precious hair was ruined so much so that they had to shave it off so she was stuck wearing a wig.
Oh but Corvo was not done at all in fact he was only getting started.
THE next week Corvo overheard that Salma was throwing a ball and that she was to wear a lovely dress. But Corvo had something else in mind to say the least. Corvo created a vanishing potion and poured it all over Salma's new dress. So when she appeared later that night at the ball her dress vanished suddenly exposing her naked self to the whole kingdom.
"Who keeps doing this and stop laughing", Salma ordered as the whole room laughed at her.
But they did not listen as she ran sobbingly back to her chambers.
Oh but Corvo had much more in store for this vile woman.
THE next day while Salma slept Corvo arranged pitch forks all around her chambers so when she woke up and tried to walk she would end up hitting herself with the many pitchforks on her floor.
Corvo laughed so hard he almost peed himself but thankfully he didn't as he turned to see Maleficent looking at him with a smile.
"What that's funny", Corvo laughed as Maleficent laughed.
But Corvo had so many more ideas.
The next day Corvo boarded up all of the bathroom doors and put a laxative in Salma's tea cup. So when she drank it she farted and went running toward the bathroom. Too bad she found too late that they were all locked up so Salma had no choice but to go in her pants.
"That's going to leave a mark", Corvo laughed to himself.
But Corvo wasn't quite done just yet.
THE next week Corvo heard that Salma was having a royal feast and that her cook was preparing her favorite dishes. But Corvo had something better in mind.
"It's time to put my cooking skills to the test", Corvo laughed as he headed for the kitchen.
Corvo found Salma's favorite soup almost finished but Corvo knew that it was missing an important ingredient.
Corvo found a dirty sock on the floor and picked it up.
"Perfect", Corvo said as he dropped the sock into the soup.
Corvo then examined Salma's pork and noticed that it wasn't properly glazed with sauce.
"Oh this will not do", Corvo said to himself.
Corvo then smeared a whole jar of green slime all over the pork.
"Delicious", Corvo said as he kissed his fingers.
Corvo realized that Salma's cake wasn't topped with chocolate icing.
"Oh they must have ran out but I know some special chocolate to use for this occasion", Corvo laughed as he smeared shit all over the cake.
Corvo then hid himself away as they served up Salma's food. But when she tried to eat it she just couldn't shallow it as she puked all over the palace.
"Who did this they shall be punished dearly", Salma yelled as she killed the cook.
THE next week Corvo found out it was Salma's birthday so he gave her a special gift.
When Salma opened the mysterious gift a pie struck her in the face ruining her make up.
"Happy birthday", Corvo laughed as Salma sent the guards after him.
"Get him", Salma ordered.
Corvo ran all the way outside where Salma found another unwanted gift from Corvo. Salma saw a painting of herself wearing a mustache with the words down with the evil Queen Salma written on it. Along with the words love Corvo.
"Damn you", Salma yelled as the kingdom had enough of her.
So they threw her in the dungeons as Maleficent took power.
"Oh Corvo I am the luckiest woman of all to have you in my life", Maleficent said as she kissed Corvo.
"You have no idea", Corvo whispered as he kissed her rose red lips back.
"I love you", Corvo said.
"I love you more", Maleficent replied.
THE end.
You're welcome Angelina.