"Alright so run this by me again..." Starrow requested, "We need you to disguise yourself as Princess Peach so you can be a decoy when we go to deliver the 'Bean Star', got it?" Anomaly explained pointing to the fake Bean Star Peasly made, "I see, just a moment." Starrow said as her body shrunk, now being about as tall as Peach, "Alright, we still have some stuff to work on, so I'll bring you to Joke's end while we sort it out." Avaritia said as she snapped her fingers, teleporting Nezumi, Anomaly and the Mario brothers to the entrance of Joke's End, meanwhile Starrow was a bit confused, "What more do we need to work on?" She asked, to which Avaritia facepalmed and pointed to her chest, which was still way too big to pass as Peach, "Of course it couldn't be that easy..." Starrow lamented.
Joke's End, Entrance.
The four of the looked up to the massive structure in front of them, "Why is it all blue?" Nezumi wondered outloud, "Fits Zettai honestly." Anomaly responded, "Heh, true." Her sister agreed, "Question, couldn't your Grandma have teleported us on top?" Mario asked, "She never makes things easy." Anomaly explained, "Hey, at least it might be easier than the other climb we had to do." Luigi pointed out the bright side, "...Hold it, you two. This palace is our playground, understand? Do you two want to play here, too? In that case, the least you could do is say hello to those of us who were here first." A little girl completely colored cyan came out of the temple, "For a moment I thought it was Zettai, but it's not, so I'll just say this: Screw you! We need to get to the top!" Nezumi exclaimed very rudely, "Wow! You're just as pleasant as the other oddly colored girl who came here!" The girl lamented, "Other girl...? But I thought Zettai couldn't talk?" Luigi pointed out, "Zettai? You guys are friends with Zettai? That's a surprise! Not who I'm talking about though." The girl corrected.
Anomaly got closer to the girl and leaned on her shoulder, "Okay, maybe we got off on the wrong end, I'm Anomaly, the crass one is my sister Nezumi (Nezumi: Hey!), the red one is Mario and the green one is Luigi." She introduced, "Nice to meet you! I'm Jojora! Also, why does your sister sound like she's making a voice?" The newly introduce Jojora asked, "Wait, now that you mention it, yeah it does sound like she's making up a voice." Luigi agreed, "What's up with that?" Mario asked Nezumi, "Well, you see-" Nezumi started, but Anomaly interrupted "Nezumi is actually my brother, but she prefers to be called a female." She explained quickly, "Yeah that." Nezumi frowned at being interrupted, and this kind of just left everyone speechless, "Well that was unexpected..." Jojora commented, "So like Birdo." Mario summarized, "I don't know who this Birdo is, but probably." Nezumi confirmed, "Hey, now that we're done with introductions, let me bring you to Zettai, and since you're here, please help me with that bothersome girl!" Jojora pleaded, everyone agreed since Jojora is being kind enough to lead them through the temple.
They went inside and already a first roadblock appeared, "Oh damn! The fire keeping the door open extinguished!" Jojora lamented, "Oh I see what we're doing here..." Nezumi lamented as she went to light the fire again, "Hey I just noticed! You're fine!" Anomaly pointed out, "Yeah I- Wait, I am what the hell?" Nezumi noticed too, "Maybe the fire thing you have keeps you warm?" Mario suggested, "It's the only thing it could be so let's go with that." Nezumi agreeed as the door opened.
Author Note: Now, I could describe the whole trip through Joke's End and how each puzzle was solved, but B*tch! I'm not putting myself through that! It's hard enough playing through it, let alone write it! So what I'm going to do, is write down exactly what the best map I found says to do.
The five of them went throught the door, climbed up the stairs, broke the wall down to go to A, climbed more stairs, went through B, took a turn through the doorway and into the upper portion of the room they used to go through A, jumped to the other side, found a button on another side of a gate that made them have to split up, Luigi and Anomaly went through the gate, while Mario and Nezumi stayed on the other side, Luigi hit a button with his hammer causing a door on Mario's and Nezumi's side to open, letting them get to D, while Luigi and Zettai went to another passage that let them get to E, after a bit of searching, both of them found a block that they hit, causing a gate to lower and letting Mario and Nezumi pass, Luigi and Anomaly took another route that led them to the same room, but still separated, Anomaly lifted Luigi so he could reach a button, opening a door on Mario's and Nezumi's side, there they found another two blocks that lowered a gate that let the two groups reunite, then going through a door that Mario and Nezumi saw, they went on to F, looking to the side they saw four lit candles that Jojora froze, causing a door to open, finally after some more stairs and some jumping, they got to Jojora's room where Zettai was. (This is was shortened by using Nezumi's and Anomaly's abilities by the way.)
The five of them entered the room and saw Zettai having tea, she was however knocked down when Nezumi and Anomaly knocked her down with a hug, "Woah!" Zettai exclaimed as she fell along with her cousins, "How did you four get here?" She asked, surprisingly not letting out any energy, this didn't go unnoticed, "You can talk!?" Both Nezumi and Anomaly exclaimed in surprise, "Yeah, I had practice while you two weren't here." Zettai explained "Also this." She added by showing a pair of dragon wings on her back, "Holy moly!" Everyone except Jojora exclaimed, "Wait, did you get rid of that nuisance already?" Jojora asked, "Actually she just left, I don't know where she went." Zettai explained, "Who was she anyways?" Luigi asked, "She said her name is Fande or something..." Zettai recalled, "That sounds familiar..." Nezumi commented, "I said that too." Zettai agreed, "She must be from your world." Mario deduced before continuing, "But nevermind that, we got a Princess to get back!" He exclaimed as he ran past them along with Luigi, shortly after followed by the three from the Vortex Kingdom, and they saw the two brothers thinking about what to do.
"What are you doing standing around like chickens?" Zettai asked, "I always knew you were sassy, but hearing you speak like that is another thing." Anomaly commented with her eyes widened, "Fawful took the Bean Star and we don't know what to do..." Mario informed, "How? We left it at the castle." Nezumi pointed out, "...Actually." Mario started, looking to the side feeling awkward along with Luigi, "I was explained what the Bean Star is before following you two, and what happened to the turtle you know?" Zettai brought up, just to inform she was briefed on the thing, and then she went off "WHY IN THE EVER LOVING F*CK DID YOU BRING THE ACTUAL THING ALONG WITH THE FAKE ONE!?" Zettai screamed, "I thought we agreed on leaving the Bean Star behind..." Anomaly pointed out with extreme disappointment visible on their face, "Yeah... We kind of forgot to take it out..." Luigi explained, "You think explaining why this happened is gonna make it better!?" Nezumi exclaimed before sighing, "Good thing we hav a contingency plan." She remembered.
Top of Joke's End.
"I can't believe they actually brought the real one too!" Fawful laughed, "They must have saw dust for brains or something!" Bowletta laughed too, "I would be laughing too, but this isn't the position..." Peach muttered, then the group caught up to them, "Hey Big Green and... Uglier than I thought, my God..." Zettai blanked at Bowletta going past her expectations, "Still following us? You should give up! Now we have both Peach and the Bean Star!" Bowletta reminded, only for them to laugh, "...I have confusion, what's so funny?" Fawful said, before along with Bowletta and Peach seeing another Peach walk up, "Wha- What in the world!? There's two Princesses!" Bowletta exclaimed in shock, "You think you're so smart huh?" Peach? Asked, "Sorry to inform you, but the Peach you have is a fake!" She continued causing Bowletta and Fawful to realize something, "But you're here now." Bowletta pointed out, "Yeah?" Peach said unsure, that's when Fawful shot the rest of the group and Bowletta dropped Peach from the Clown Car, then Fawful rushed to take Peach? And they hurried back to the Koopa Cruiser.
Meanwhile, the group regained their senses and they started laughing louder than before, "It worked! It actually worked!" Mario said between laughs, "It seemed so stupid, but they are much more stupid apparently!" Luigi added, "Well... Now we just need to wait for Grandpa to get the Bean Star, meanwhile, how's Peach?" Zettai asked, "Oh right!" Mario and Luigi exclaimed as hey hurried to see if Peach was hurt in any way, luckily she got up soon after, "What happened?" She asked in confusion, "It was their plan." Mario said, pointing back to the other three, "Oh! Thank you so much! ...But who was that?" Peach asked, still confused as to who that was, "Let's just say that if either idiotic bean figure it out, they still won't be able to do anything." Anomaly replied.