Chapter 11: Back into Konoha


It's been two whole weeks since the fight on the bridge. During those two weeks, Team Seven plus Anko and Haku helped out to finish the bridge. Now they had finally made all of the foundation for the bridge and all that is left is the finishing touches, however the shinobi's didn't have to stay for this.

The entire village was at the finished bridge to see the Konoha shinobi off a week after the battle. "Kakashi-san, my village and I thank you and your team for helping us." Tazuna soon stated as his family was on the very front of the people.

"No need." Kakashi replied as he placed his hand behind his head. "We also have to thank you for the hospitality you provided for us." He then added.

"It was a fun mission," Anko said, eyeing Kakashi and Haku. "And it's going to be very entertaining when we get back." She added with a witty smirk as she could just picture the headaches Kakashi will feel when they get back home.

Kakashi let out a sneezed as he groaned feeling said headaches already coming to him.

Hinata meanwhile gave a respectful bow towards the bridge builder's family. "We're gonna miss you all." She said with a grateful tone.

"Take care," Satsuki said, with large Naruto-like smile on her face. "And contact us anytime you need for us to kick some bad guy butt." She then offered.

Naruto launched a fist out to the crowd and smiled. "We'll be back someday, I promise that!" He declared as he then turned towards Inari as he looked like he was about to cry. "Looks like you really grown Inari, nice work." He told the little boy with a small yet proud fill smile

Inari was desperately trying to hold back the tears to that. "T-Thanks Naruto-niisan." He stuttered out in between a sob.

Naruto chuckled at the honorifics but he rub the the boy's head with affection as he turned towards Tazuna. "So old man," He called out.

Everyone, including Inari and Tsunami, started snickering at that, while said old man let out a groan. "Yes. . ." Tazuna got out with an annoyed tone.

The blond then placed both of his hands behind his back and let out a big toothy grin. "Now that the bridge is nearly finished, what's it gonna be called?" He soon asked.

This got everyone's attention as both shinobis and villagers alike also were now wondering the same thing.

Before anyone could say something, Inari interrupted . "The Great Naruto Bridge!" He declared with a loud yet happy yell.

The shinobi were left startled from this, but more so the blond in question.

"This is gonna bloat his ego. . ." The Kyūbi remarked with a groan.

Tazuna sweat-dropped and chuckled in embarrassment, but then he looked actually happy with the name. "Yeah, Inari got it on the mark." He stated as her daughter and the rest of villagers smiled while Inari let tears run down his face.

Naruto couldn't help but feel really touched and honored by this. "Is this really ok?" He asked with embarrassment yet happy tone.

All of the villagers soon smiled happily at that. "If it wasn't for Naruto, Inari would've never gotten the courage to become the hero his father was and convinced us to fight back against Gatō's forces. So in honor of the boy that turn Inari into our own little hero, the bridge should be named after him." Tazuna proudly explained as the villagers nodded in agreement while other began cheering loudly.

To all of the praise, Naruto couldn't help but rub the back of his head in embarrassment. "Well then. . .I would be honored. . .I mean it's not everyday you get a bridge named after you." He replied with as he gave one of his true smiles.

Everyone started to chuckle while Hinata and Satsuki latched onto his arms.

"Well Naru-kun, you seems to be everyone's hero! And like any awesome hero you've inspired more people to be better." Satsuki said as she held on to him. "You seem to do that a lot." She added with a grin on her face

Hinata nodded her head in agreement. "It's true, you're my hero as well, I would've never been able to be more confident without you or be able to speak my mind." She admitted.

Naruto was surprised by this, as he never really thought of himself as a hero, but looking back in his memories and realized that he really did inspire other people, like Satsuki, Hinata, Konohamaru and now Inari. "Geez, I didn't even realize it." He started to chuckle as everyone started to laugh loudly at the embarrassed blond.

Kakashi sighed at this, but he still felt proud at Naruto. "He really is like you sensei. . ." He thought to himself as he eye-smiled. "Well. . .we better get going. . ." He then turned around and started walking down the bridge.

"Yeah, we got to get back to the village." Anko said as she waved to the villagers, soon turning to follow Kakashi.

Haku gave bow to everyone from Nami. "Thank you for the treatment while I was here." He then smiled. "I better catch up to father." He added as he notice Kakashi slightly winced as Haku silently got beside him.

"It's gonna take some time until I get used to that." Kakashi thought with a sweatdrop as he heard several sounds of snickering as they walked down the bridge which caused his sweatdrop to grow twice in size.

Hinata and Satsuki let then released Naruto. "See you all soon!" They said in semi-unison as the Uchiha waved at them and the Hyuga gave a respectful bow.

"Later!" Naruto shouted loudly.

The three then started to catch up to Kakashi, Anko and Haku. Looking back they all saw the villagers waving them goodbyes, causing them to smile. They all soon disappeared from sight as they started dashing through the trees back to Konoha.


On the way back to Konoha. . .

All of the shinobi's were dashing through the trees with incredible speeds that will take less time than when they walked alongside the bridge builder.

As Naruto was running and jumping through the trees, he looked at the scroll in his pocket that had Zabuza's sword sealed in it. This made him realized something that he forgot to ask. "So. . .um Haku, how am I supposed to train in this exactly?" He suddenly asked.

Haku was also dashing as he slightly turned back to look at the blond. "What do you mean Naruto-san?" He asked, tilting his head to his side.

Naruto in turn sweat-dropped in response to that. "I mean this is a pretty, bit. . .no scratch that. . .massive sword and I can't even hold it because it's so damn heavy dattebayo." He stated.

Haku placed his hand on his chin as he started to ponder. "Hmm. . ." He hummed out.

Kakashi then looked back to his blond student. "We'll have to think of a new training regimen for you to use that sword Naruto, however it's one thing to being able to pick up the sword, it's another thing entirely how to used it." He explained.

"Ok. . .Then how the hell do I do that then?" Naruto soon asked with a deadpan expression.

Kakashi placed his hand on his chin as he close his eye to think in response to the question. This made the trio sweatdrop as they wondered how their sensei didn't fall or hit a tree. Then after a moment he open his eye. "Maybe I can talk to Hayate and an old colleague of mine." He offered.

Anko meanwhile smirked without turning back to them. "I'll be willing to help train with that gaki with his training!" She excitedly stated as she gave out a sadistic smile that nearly made Naruto shit his pants.

"I'm really liking this woman. . ." The demonic fox remarked with a perverse smirk.

While the adults started coming with training plans for Naruto, Satsuki and Hinata were further away from the rest of them as they were involved in their own conversation.

"So you and Naruto-kun had been living together? Since when Satsuki-chan?" Hinata asked after learning about their living arrangements, not really feeling upset about the discovery, more like she was simply curious.

Satsuki in turn nodded her head with a light blush. "Since after the placement," She answered with an apologetic tone. "I didn't want Naru-kun living alone anymore, so I kinda asked Hokage-sama if he could move in with me." She stated. "And he said yes to the request just as long as we kept it a secret from the idiot villagers along with the hypocritical civilian council." She explained with an irritated tone at the mention of what she hated.

Hinata then nodded in response to the explanation given. "I see. . .Well I understand and I'm not mad or anything." She responded.

"Thanks Hinata-chan." Satsuki replied with a grateful smile and gave a sigh of relief. "And well, Naru-kun has been living with me since then and it's been the best thing that has ever happened to me." The Uchiha stated with honestly as she then sighed happily with the blush never leaving her face.

Hinata smiled at the happy expression on the girl's face as a thought came to mind. "And. . .did Hokage-sama know about your identity the entire time?" The Hyuga soon asked, not sure what to feel after finding out the Hokage knew and never told the Uchiha the truth.

Satsuki nodded again as they continued dashing through the trees. "Yeah, turns out that he and the entire Shinobi Council knew the truth about me, that really surprised me and Naru-kun when we heard that. . .and it made me feel like an idiot for a moment when I really thought I was keeping my identity a secret for the entire time." She admitted with a more embarrassed blush gracing her face.

"Oh, I see. That's good to know." Hinata responded with relief, before she gasped in realization with another revelation coming to her mind. "So even my father knew as well?" She then asked.

Satsuki shrugged her shoulder to the question. "I guess so." She answered as she then sighed in depression. "But now that we're heading back. . .I have keep the Sasuke disguise on. . .and I really wish I didn't. . ." She then grumbled out.

Hinata smiled sadly to that as she placed a hand on the Uchiha's shoulder. "Don't worry Satsuki-chan, it'll be alright." She reassured before she let out a sigh of depression herself. "There's just one thing I can't get over still. . ." She suddenly started.

Satsuki then raised an eyebrow to that. "What's that?" She soon asked.

Hinata gave off a disgusted look as she started again. "Sakura. . ." Was all she needed to say.

Satsuki developed a tick mark on her head as she started gritting her teeth at the thought of the pink haired fangirl. "Yeah. . . I still can't over what she called Naru-kun back at the academy." She commented as she grinded her teeth in anger.

There was a moment of silence before the Uchiha started talking again. "I'm so gonna get back at her. . ." She then declared.

Hinata gasped at what she said. "W-Wha-?" She got out in surprised, then she manage to calmed herself down as she resumed. "What do mean Satsuki-chan? How would you plan on getting back at Sakura?" She asked with a worried tone, but secretly she was curious about it as well.

Satsuki then gave off a cat like smile. "Nothing major or life threatening. Just a harmless prank I have plan on her." She stated with a Naruto like smile.

This in turn peaked Hinata's interest. "What kind of prank exactly?" She soon asked as she tilted her head in a cute manner.

Satsuki in response started giggling at both the gesture of the girl and from what she has plan, then carefully she went closer to her to whisper the prank. "All I have to do is. . ." She started before whispering the rest of the plan.

Hinata nodded a few times and let out a giggle once or twice when she heard it. Then the two started to giggle at thought of what the Uchiha was going to do.

Then the Uchiha separated herself from the Hyuga. "So, good plan for me to do?" Satsuki asked with a wide cat like grin.

Hinata was still trying to keep down the giggles but she still nodded in complete agreement. "Uh huh, it'll be just what Sakura-san deserves. . .make sure to get her for the both of us." She requested as they continued giggling for a while.


Hours later. . .

Kakashi gave a silent order to land a few miles away from Konoha. "Satsuki, you know what you have to do." He advised in a serious tone.

Satsuki let out a long and annoyed sigh, but she nodded her head. "Yeah. . .time for Sasuke Uchiha to come back for the public eye." She muttered with an eye roll before she went over and peck Naruto on the cheek, this making both genin blush to that. "See you back at our place Naru-kun." She then said with a sad smile.

Naruto in turn returned the smile. "You too Satsuki-chan." He responded.

This made Satsuki smiled a bit more happily before she used the transformation jutsu and turned into Sasuke. "Dobe. . ." He said with a cocky attitude.

"Teme. . ." Naruto responded in an annoyed tone.

Hinata meanwhile sweatdropped at the sight. "They play their roles rather well." She thought, impressed at the acting.

Anko chuckled loudly at that. "Nice acting." She remarked.

Haku merely tilted his head in confusion to that.

Kakashi only shrugged to that. "Eh. . .you get used to it." He stated with a lazy tone.

They all soon started walking the rest of the way back to the village.


Near the gates of Konoha. . .

It was a few hours past afternoon, when the group had reached the village, then they saw two Chunin at the guard post waved them over. "Good afternoon Kakashi-san." Kotetsu welcomed him with lazy tone.

"We would let you pass freely, however. . ." Izumo began as he turned towards Haku. "There seems to be an unfamiliar face among your group. As visitors must sign in, we'll be forced to hold you here until she does." He commented, it isn't that they didn't trust Kakashi, but it was just protocal for them to follow.

Haku sweatdropped before he bowed to the two. "I am actually a boy and that it understandable, I will do just that." He went over and wrote his full name down.

"THAT'S A BOY?!" Izumo thought in shock.

"HE'S TOO PRETTY TO BE A GUY!" Kotetsu thought, also in shock at the appearance of the Ice user. Then he let out a cough. "Yes. . .well I like to welcome you. . ." He began as he read the name, at the moment he did he froze.

"Yo Kotetsu what's-" Was all Izumo could got out as he turn towards the paper as his eyes widen. "Haku. . .Momochi. . .Hatake. . ." He listed Haku's last names.

This instantly made Kakashi groan loudly as the rest were holding a roaring laughter, well except Anko, she was already on the ground laughing at the two's shock faces.

Kakashi didn't want to bother with this now so he simply sign in. "You can read the report about it when I fill it out to the Hokage." He stated.

"Um. . .thank you, apologizes for the mix up" Kotetsu got out.

"You may now enter Konoha. Enjoy your stay in Konoha." Izumo added.

Haku gave a small smile. "Don't worry, I don't think I will be leaving." He whispered as they walked pass them as that statement completely clarified the two chunin's doubts.

"Kotetsu. . ." Izumo got out.

"Yeah. . ." Kotetsu replied.

"Did Kakashi. . ." Izumo started.

"Yes. . .I think so. . ." Kotetsu answered.


Moments later, the team could heard loud roaring laughter coming from the Chunin guards.

Kakashi sweatdropped at the laughter before sighing. "And. . .there goes my reputation. . ." He muttered.

"Indeed. . .father." Haku responded with a small grin, causing the others to snicker.

Kakashi let out a lightly yet hollow chuckle as he cry anime tears.

"I apologize for this. . .father. . ." Haku responded with a sweatdrop.

"I am soooooo gonna enjoy this from now on!" Naruto and Satsuki thought in unison.

"Poor Kakashi-sensei. . ." Hinata thought as she held back the giggle from escaping.

Anko couldn't even think of anything as she was too busy laughing alongside the two chunins.

After accepting his ruined reputation, Kakashi turned to his genins. "Alright then, you three go home and get some rest." He ordered to his students. "Anko, Haku and I will go fill out the mission report." He then stated as the three nodded before they headed off.

With that, Naruto heading for Ichiraku's, Hinata heading home and Sasuke back to his apartment.


Meanwhile at the Hyuga Compound. . .

Hiashi was inside of the families dojo as he watched Hanabi train with the traditional Gentle Fist as was pondering over Hinata's recent changes.

Every since Hinata had been with team seven, Hinata had made small but very apparent chances in both herself and her Gentle Fist, while they weren't in the traditional way, she was definitely improving her abilities. Now he knew that Kakashi was an excellent elite jonin and have many skills and abilities to help her daughter, but deep down, he had a suspicion the real reason for this improvements.

"Hmm. . .Naruto Uzumaki. . ." Hiashi thought to himself as he would recalled seeing him every once in a while to pick up her daughter for their team meetings. "Seems like he has helped Hinata for the better. . ." He added as he then dismissed Hanabi, ordering her to leave the area.

Hiashi then began to walk through the halls as he thought to himself. Now like many shinobi clans he didn't had nothing against him, as he was more like any father worrying for his daughter. Though he will never say it, he still had to admit to himself that Hinata was making more progress now than all of his time training her.

Then the clan head stopped in the middle of the hallway. "However if that was for better is yet to be seen. . ." Hiashi thought with seriousness. "It's time for a test. . ." He decided as he quickly called two branch members to give them specific orders, bring his daughter and Naruto Uzumaki to him.


Elsewhere in the village. . .

As the sun was setting, Sasuke had finally arrived back at his apartment where he saw two very unwanted guests. "Oh no. . ." He muttered to himself so they wouldn't hear him. "Fucking hell. . .They are the last people I want to be greeted. . ." Satsuki thought with irritation.

"Ah Sasuke-sama, you are back from you mission I see." Said the shriveled old woman.

The wrinkled old man smirked proudly. "Just what we would expect from the last great Uchiha." He praised the young genin.

Sasuke had to hold back a loud grunted from escaping his mouth as Satsuki gave off an annoyed sigh. "Oh great, Mitokado-san, and Utatane-san. . ." She thought. "Two more people that hate Naru-kun." She added. Sasuke then scuffed at the two. "What do you want?" He asked with his proud Uchiha tone.

Homura chuckled as he adjusted his glasses. "We've just came to see you when you got back Uchiha-sama." He stated.

"That and we wanted to congratulate you for completing your mission. Fighting a foe like Zabuza Momochi is an incredible feat." Koharu added on.

"The hell!?" Satsuki thought as Sasuke raised an eyebrow wondering how news traveled that fast when Kakashi only just went to fill out the mission report. "Who told you that? Kakashi was the who fought Zabuza and defeated him." He clarified as he didn't like being praised for someone else's work.

Homura chuckled as he placed a wrinkled hand on his shoulder, neither of them noticing Sasuke's eye twitch at the action. "Oh don't be so modest, we both know that you were the one who defeated The Demon Of The Mist. Kakashi trained you well if you defeated a foe like him."

"Are they right in the head!? No scratch that, NO they aren't!" Satsuki meanwhile exclaimed in pure annoyance. "Well at least they don't know about Haku or Naru-kun's sword." She added to her thoughts after calming herself down. Sasuke sighed, knowing that they were in their own fantasies and wouldn't listen to what was being said. "Whatever, can you two leave? I need to rest from my mission." He then practically ordered to get rid of the two.

"Of course Sasuke-sama." The two elders said in unison as they left after the Uchiha entered the apartment.

Sasuke then waited for the two to leave the general area of his apartment before dropping the transformation. "Fucking annoying suck up. . ." Satsuki growled out as she headed for the bath, groaning in annoyance.

Once she reached it, she let out a loud groan of annoyance. "Kami. . .those two are such pains in the ass." Satsuki muttered as she finished undressing herself and ran the water. "I hope Naru-kun gets back soon. . ." She thought, light blush on her face.

Shaking off those thoughts away, the female Uchiha got in the water and let out a loud sigh of relief and relaxation. Then a cat like smile began to form on her face. "I also can't wait to execute the prank! Time for some payback on the bitch after all these years of bad mouthing Naru-kun and annoying me to hell and back!" She reminded herself in excitement.

Then she began clean her body and hair as she then played in the water for a while before she had a moment of realization. "I guess I'll put that on for the mission." She then decided.


At Ichiraku's. . .

Naruto entered his favorite ramen shop and he sat down on one of the stools. "Hey old man, back from my mission!" He cheerfully called out.

Teuchi then turned to see his favorite customer. "Welcome back Naruto!" He gave his favorite customer a warm welcome. "Ayame, get the bowls ready! Our number one best customer is back!" He called out with a wide smile.

"I'm on it dad!" Ayame called back as her head pop to smile at Naruto. "Hey Naruto-kun!" She said and when back to work.

Naruto sweat-dropped at what just happened before regaining his composure with a large smile. "Thanks old man. After a mission like the one I just had, I really need it." He then stated.

Teuchi chuckled as he went to make the ramen. "No problem Naruto, as a bonus for completing your mission, the ramen is on the house! So eat as much as you want!" He then declared.

Naruto pumped his fist into the air as he started cheering. "Alright! You're the best old man!" He praised with happiness.


Outside of the Hyuga Compound. . .

Hinata had returned to her home where two guards bowed to her while she bowed back in respect. The young girl simply return the gesture and enter the gates, then she quietly headed to her room and started unpacking her bag.

Once all of her things were in their rightful place, Hinata stretched her limbs. "That indeed was an interesting mission." The Hyuga began muttering to herself as she began to recall everything that she saw and discovered.

Hinata could help but smile at the most important discovery. "I never would've thought that Sasuke-san was a false identity for an incredibly nice girl named Satsuki, who I now became friends with." She thought with a happy smile.

The Hyuga's thoughts then headed for another important subject. "And. . . now we are both girlfriends to Naruto-kun." She thought as she blushed a crimson at the thought. "I also never would've guess that Satsuki-chan and me would have so much in common. . .not just being with Naruto-kun, we're much similar in many things, it's actually very. . .incredible. . ." She muttered with a content tone.

Suddenly, her train for thought was broken when a knock on the door was heard. "Yes?" Hinata meekly called out.

"Hinata-sama, Hiashi-sama would like a word with you. Please come to the main building." A branch member said from the other side of the door.

Hinata let out a silent sigh to that as she was wondering what could her father wanted. "Alright, please tell him I'll be there in a minute." She requested.

"As you wish, but make haste." The branch member replied as she went back with the girl's reply.

Hinata then heard footsteps leaving the area, this made the girl let out a louder sigh. "I better see what father wants." She soon muttered before heading out the door to the main chamber.


Back at Satsuki and Naruto's place. . .

The sun had finally vanished from the sky as it became night as Satsuki had finished with her bath, soon going back to her room as the lights were completely turn off to hide herself in the dark, everything now being pitch black before she turned on the lamp near her's and Naruto's bed.

The Uchiha then got dressed in an outfit that looked like a child's representation of a ninja, a completely black slick ninja outfit with black gloves, and a full head mask covering her face and hair, revealing only her eyes.

"Right. . .time to pull of the mission. . ." Satsuki stated with a very shinobi like way. "Let's see that pink haired bitch insult Naru-kun after this!" The Uchiha declared with narrow eyes as she quickly jumped out the window after leaving a note for Naruto in case he got home before her.

"Good thing I had my mother's old shinobi outfit in storage." Satsuki said to herself. "I wonder why they stopped using these?" She thought, wondering the reason, but she simply shrugged it off as she began to snuck around the shadows of the streets and alleyways, making sure no one saw her, including ANBU members.


Back with Naruto. . .

Naruto had just finished his thirtieth bowl of ramen, with a satisfied burp. "Oops, excuse me. Thanks for the ramen old man! It's was good as always!" He complemented with wide smile on his face.

Teuchi and her daughter chuckled at that as they looked at their favorite and very satisfied customer. "Anytime Naruto, you're always welcome here." He stated.

"Thanks! Well, I'll be seeing ya!" Naruto responded as he hopped down from the stool and headed out back to his apartment.

As the young Uzumaki was walking down the darken streets of Konoha, he got his usual glares from the ignorant civilians but he decided to simply ignored them as always. "Jeez, the pricks can't get over the fuzzbutt's doing." He grumbled.

"Oi! I resent that kit, it's all that damn Madara's fault!" Kyūbi retorted in anger. "Him and that damn pinwheel eye of his! If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't have had a crappy life nor would I been trapped since this damn village's foundation!" He ranted in more anger and annoyance. "Though I'm glad you'll get laid with that Uchiha girl with those nice knockers at one point or another as well as the blossoming Hyuga!" He then stated with a perverse smirk on his face.

Naruto was for the most part simply ignoring the Bijū's rant, but he did blushed at that last part. "Oh will you shut up dattebayo! We're only twelve years old for Kami's sake!" He reminded with a growl.

Kyūbi shrugged his shoulder. "Meh, old enough to kill, old enough to gamble, old enough to drink and old enough to have sex, especially the sex kit! You can't forget about the sex!" He soon started to chuckle pervertedly, getting lewd images in his head.

Naruto let out a loud groan as he sweatdrop to this, so he decided to quickly cut connection with him to end the ridiculous conversation, but he couldn't help but wondered what he meant about Madara.

As the genin was thinking of this, he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder and when he turned, he saw a Hyuga clan member. "Uh. . .may I help you Hyuga-san?" The blond then asked, not sure what would a Hyuga, other than Hinata, would want from him.

The branch member bowed to him. "Sorry Uzumaki-san but Hiashi Hyuga-sama wishes to speak with you right away." He stated with a formal tone.

"Uh. . ." Naruto got out as he was skeptic at first about what would the head of the Hyuga Clan and his girlfriend's father wanted with him, but his curiosity got the best of him so he just shrugged his shoulders, deciding to go to the Hyuga Compound since he had nothing else to do at that moment. "Alright then, lead the way." He requested with his hands behind his head.

The branch member nodded and did just that with the blond following him.


Elsewhere in Konoha. . .

As the moon was now full up in the sky, it's bright light was illuminating on the crouching Female Uchiha as she was on a roof near Sakura's apartment where she saw that said pink haired girl and her parents weren't home at the moment.

Satsuki let out an evil smile at this. "Good, now to execute the mission." She thought as she jumped from her position and landed on top of her target area. She slowly and quietly opened the window to Sakura's room and turned on the lights, only to be disgusted at the sight in front of her. "Good kami, how much pink can one girl like!?" She thought as she looked at the eyesore and migraine inducing room.

Curious as to if the pink haired banshee trained at all, she decided to look around the room. She looked in her dresser containing the same type of clothes, some drawers where the pink hair girl kept her makeup, which was massive in variety, and even under the bed to find it empty. So she conclude that from the lack of any type of shinobi equipment made her realize one thing. . .

"She really did just go to the academy to stalk me didn't she!? She doesn't even have anything shinobi related!" Satsuki then thought in annoyance.

After a while of looking around she found a switch on the wall and out popped an indoor closet. Deciding she had nothing to lose, she opened the doors only to turn pale green at the sight that greet her.

Inside the closet were a huge amount of photos of Sasuke, some when he was training, walking down the road, eating, hell there were even photos of him in the nude with only a towel around the waist when she used to be over paranoid.

"Good kami this girl practically is a stalker!" Satsuki thought frantically to herself before noticing something with in the pile. "What the hell, is that a piece of my hair?!" She screamed in a whisper like matter as she saw a small bag with black hair in it.

To the Uchiha's shock and disgust, there was even a pair of Sasuke's boxers and a Sasuke doll covered in lipstick and questionable white stuff. "I think I'm gonna be sick!" She soon thought as she felt as she was gonna throw and on instinct, covered her mouth before backing out of the closet and flipping the switch to once again hide it.

After a long period of trying to hold down her lunch, she finally manage to shake off the utter horror and calmed herself down from the sight, Satsuki snuck out of Sakura's room, more determined than ever to stay away the hell away from Sakura and quietly headed for the bathroom.

Once she reached it, the bathroom for the most part was, thankfully, normal one. "Thank kami. . ." Satsuki muttered with much immense relief. She soon located the shampoo that was near the bathtub and instantly knew it was Sakura's. "Way too much conditioner. . ." She muttered.

Not wanting to waste anymore time, Satsuki went to accomplish what she came to do. "Alright. . .time to get started. . .and then I'm out of this damn house." She muttered as she went for the shampoo. "Payback is a bitch Haruno. . .a real bitch. . ." She then added with a Naruto like smile under the mask.


At the Hyuga compound. . .

Naruto and the branch member soon arrived as they went into the building. "So um. . .what does Hiashi-sama want with me?" He soon asked as they walked the hallways.

The branch member turned back to Naruto as they walked. "I apologize, but I truly do not know Uzumaki-san." He responded with honestly. "Hiashi-sama only asked me to bring you here." He then clarified. Naruto simply nodded in response as they continued walking until they got to the main chamber. "Here we are Uzumaki-san." He then advised.

Naruto gave a very simple bowed to the guard. "Thank you Hyuga-san." He said as the guard return the bow and soon left to continue his normal activities. Once alone, Naruto entered the room and was surprised to see not only Hiashi but Hinata as well. "Hinata-chan?" He got out in confusion.

The in mention soon turned to see the blond, becoming confused as well. "Naruto-kun?" Hinata then asked.

Naruto then entered the room and closed the door. "What are you doing here Hinata-chan?" He asked.

Hinata was also a bit confused, but happy as well from being able to see her boyfriend so suddenly. "Well. . . I was told to come see my father, but when I came in, he told me to sit down and wait for our other guest. . .I guess he was talking about you. . ." She then explained.

The clan head meanwhile looked on at the interaction he took his cup of tea. "Uzumaki-san, please sit down next to my daughter, I have some things to discuss with the two of you." Hiashi all but ordered the blond while drinking his tea, his back facing them.

Naruto nodded as he sat down beside his girlfriend, this instantly made both of them blushed at the silence and awkwardness surrounding them, not knowing what his was about.

Hiashi turned around to see the two blushing genin. "Minato. . .he is indeed your son alright, he looks so much like you, though his face and personality is most definitely Kushina's, while Hinata acts just like Hiyori when she was younger. . ." He thought as he gave the two a stern look. "Uzumaki-san, what is your relationship with my daughter?" He soon questioned as he got straight to the point.

The two young genins became wide-eyed as their blushes became crimson. "I. . .um. . ." Naruto awkwardly started.

"And. . .your so screwed. . ." The Kyūbi declared with a smirk on his face.

"Um. . .I. . .We. . ." Hinata stuttered out. "N-Naruto-kun and I are just friends. . ." She soon got out took a deep breath to regain her composure. "I sometimes help him train after our time with Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke-san." She then explained.

Hiashi then narrowed his eyes in anger as he looked at the two. "You? How can you help him train?" He asked with a harsh tone.

This shocked both Naruto and Hinata but more so the girl as she began to tremble in slight fear.

"Oh he did not just said that in front of this idiot. . ." The Kyūbi commented with a deadpan expression as he could see were this was going.

Hiashi continued to looked at his daughter with narrow eyes. "You've been nothing but weak in the eyes of this family, yet you expect me to believe you actually help someone in their training when you yourself can't even match your own little sister!?" He then barked out harshly, however he kept a watchful eye that easily caught their reaction he expected to have.

Naruto then stood up at he glared at the older man. "Hey now hold on a damned minute! Where do you get off calling her weak!" He then snapped back, quickly losing his own composure. "Hinata-chan's like the strongest girl I know! Maybe if you didn't act like a stuck up asshole that has a pole up his ass, you'd know just how awesome she is!" He then declared.

Hinata meanwhile blushed by both the language and at the praise she was getting. "N-Naruto-kun. . ." She thought as this helped her to calm her down.

"Oh. . .nice." The Kyūbi commented with a chuckle.

Hiashi instantly activated his Byakugan and glared at the blond. "Watch yourself boy. You do not know what kind of trouble you would be getting yourself into for shouting at a clan head." He declared with a powerful and deadly serious tone. "Now I advise you leave here before-" He tried to say, but he was interrupted.

"Before what? You yell at Hinata-chan some more for something stupid that wasn't her fault to begin with?!" Naruto yelled back at Hiashi's threat towards him. "Just what kind of dad are you anyway!? You're supposed to tell Hinata-chan how good she is at her skills and compliment her. Not degrade her with every chance you get because she is a kind person! Something obviously she didn't got it from you!" He then roared as his eyes became fox like, but were still blue.

"OH! Shots fired!" The Kyūbi declared with a massive grin on his face.

Hiashi visually flinched at that statement, but he then narrowed his eyes even further as he began to releasing some killing intent.

"Naruto-kun," Hinata whispered with a shocked expression on her face. However in her mind, she was beyond happy that Naruto was defending her, but she was also scared at what her father could do to him.

Naruto on the other hand wasn't even the slight bit intimidated nor was he scared at the Hyuga that could easily killed him if he wanted to. "Seriously, you act just like those jackass villagers! They can't get over what happened in the past and it's like they don't want to even try!" Naruto continued. "And let me guess, you're going to say that just because Hinata-chan is supposed to be your clan heir, she can't be with her friends and teammates, and she should think she's superior to everyone else just because of her lineage. Newsflash you jackass! Even if she wasn't a clan heir, even if you think she isn't good enough, she's still way better person than you or anyone else in this family!" He declared.

"Damn. . .didn't think he would go there. Nice one kit!" The Kyūbi declared with a roaring laughter of approval.

Hiashi soon had released a wave of killing intent that would strike fear in the lesser man heart, this made Hinata tremble even more, but Naruto was all but a lesser man as he stood tall while standing in front of Hinata.

"You really wish to test me, don't you boy? Choose your next words carefully for they might just be your last." Hiashi declared as he the atmosphere made Hinata wobble a bit but the blond stood firm. "As I said, I will not have her associated with a no-name demon as yourself, teammate or not!" He declared with even more Ki in each word.

"Well. . that's all she wrote folks." The Kyūbi commented as he knew what was coming.

Naruto then snapped at those words, "Ok then, you want to play that route!? We'll play that route!" He then roared back. "You think I'm a no-name demon!? I will have you know I am the lone son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. The frickin' Fourth Hokage of Konoha and Red Hot Habanero!" He roared with a sense of proudness in his tone.

Hinata gasped at that as she didn't know that. "Naruto-kun. . .you're. . ." She got out in pure shocked.

Naruto looked at her and nodded. "Yeah, I had to keep it a secret or else Iwa shinobi would be out to kill me for what my father did in the war. . .which is pretty damn impressive. . .200 hundred shinobis with one jutsu. . .and my mother was known for could had been able to had surpassed that Tsunade Senju lady I heard about, which many also told me she's was the strongest Kunoichi ever." He stated with great pride.

Hiashi didn't say anything as he already knew all these were true.

Naruto then shook his head when he realized that he was getting off topic. "Anyway, even though I'm the son of a Hokage and am a member of the Uzumaki clan, I'm still just me, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, shinobi of Konoha, future hero and Hokage, and I'm still gonna train with Hinata-chan as she's my teammate like it or not old man." He turned to give a reassuring smile to the star struck Hinata before stareing steely into the pale eyes of Hiashi Hyuga. "I'll even take on her whole clan if that's what it takes." He declared with absolute seriousness that anyone would know that he would do so.

Though Hinata was blushing dark crimson, she still returned the smile. "He's right. . ." She began thinking to herself as Naruto's courage began to fill her.

The Hyuga girl then began to recalled her time at Nami and only cemented her resolve and courage even more. "I was willing to protect Naruto-kun during the bridge fight with Haku-san. We're a team, Naruto-kun, Satsuki-chan and I, Hinata Hyuga!" She stated in her head.

Hinata soon narrowed her eyes as they were filled with determination. "I won't let the elders nor my father separate us for a ridiculous as the Kyūbi being inside Naruto-kun!" She then added in her head.

"I will prove to my father once and for all that I. . .AM NOT WEAK!" Hinata declared in her mind as she walked towards and stood tall next to Naruto's side, confident in her resolve as her eyes burning brightly.

Hiashi meanwhile saw this change in his daughter, though he never shown it, he honestly was impressed by it. "Hmm, she's lost any signs of fear. It seems that Uzumaki-san is instilling her with confidence from just his presence." He thought to himself, though it pains him to finally admit that he did something he as a father had failed to do.

"Well, let's see what happens next." The clan head thought as he had long abandoned his cane and was emitting even more killing intent. "So you boast that you will take down the entire clan for her. Then we shall put that boast to the test starting with me!" Hiashi declared as he moved quickly to strike down Naruto, but didn't expect the sight he witnessed.

Hinata had saw the move coming and stood in front of Naruto as if it was on instinct. "Father or not, I will not let you hurt my boyfriend! If you want to hurt him, you'll have to go through me first!" She declared as she glared heatedly at her father.

Though Hinata never had said it, she loved his father even with all that had happen in the past, she still do, but even then she would never let him hurt the person that saved her from herself and the darkness in her heart.

Hinata activated her Byakugan as she continued to stared at her father. "And I won't hold back one bit! Count on that!" She soon added.

Hiashi looked completely unfazed on the outside, he was honestly slightly taken back by his daughter's declare towards him. "Hmm. . .She truly is fond of this boy." He thought to himself as he felt sadden yet proud of his daughter, then he let out a mental sigh. "I swear she is just as bad as her mother was in our academy days. Hiyori always did have that hidden crush on Minato and she stuttered just as badly!" He then reminded himself in his head as he recalled that time.

It was true, Hiyori did had a small crushed on Minato, but she had given up on him after she saw that he had was in loved with Kushina and after he had saved her, the kunoichi returned those feelings. After a long time however, she gained began to love Hiashi after he had shown that he truly loved her.

Hiashi then sighed as he looked at the two genin in front of him. "Things didn't go the same path back then Minato, but let's see how our children do this time." He thought as he drew his hand back and dispelled his Byakugan. "So my suspicions were correct." He then stated with calmness.

"What?" The two very confused genin said in semi-unison.


Back at the Haruno apartment. . .

The window on the side of the apartment as a black clad, uncontrollably giggling Satsuki began to exited it while trying to keep her giggled down as she exited the apartment.

"Well, a job well done, we'll be able to hear the screech from her tomorrow." Satsuki thought with a huge grin on her face, however the grin quickly disappeared as it was replaced by a gagging one as she remembered what she saw. "Thought. . .I feel like I have to scrub my eyeballs after what I saw too. . . ." She thought with a shiver as she headed back to the apartment.

As Satsuki was dashing from rooftops through rooftops, she took off the face mask and stuffed it into her pocket while taking a deep breath of air. "Jeez it was getting hot and stuffy with that thing on, must be why this things are so outdated." She muttered. "Guess I'll have to take another bath when I get back." She then decided.

As the Uchiha continued to heading back home, she grinded as she remembered what she did. "Putting green nail polish into shampoo and then infusing chakra into it to make it go all the way down to the roots of her hair can be really tough." She added to her thoughts with another giggle escaping her lips.

Satsuki soon made it back to the apartment, after making sure she had locked it, she stripped down went she had entered her bathroom. "A nice bath should clean me up, Naru-kun should be home eventually." She thought as she quickly turned the water on warm and filled the tub with some bubble soap.

Once the tub was full, she turned off the water and got inside, she just let herself soak in the warmth of the water. "Ah. . .this feels nice. . .so relaxing. . ." She mumbled out in happiness and relief.


Back at the Hyuga compound. . .

Hiashi lead both Hinata and Naruto to his study to continue their discussion. Apparently, it was all a test to see for sure that Hinata's confidence was confirmed when she was around Naruto.

Unfortunately, Naruto was pissed at this revelation. "What the hell man!? You call yelling and insulting your own child a test!? What's wrong with you!?" He shouted with much irritation.

The clan head then sighed as he expected that reaction from Kushina's son so he knew he had it coming. "Naruto, I'll be straightforward with you and Hinata." He began to say with a serious tone.

Both genin had calmed down and decided to hear him out, or rather Hinata convinced him to listen to the clan head as Naruto was still pissed off.

"There is a lot of deception in the ninja world. This not only is from the shinobi standpoint, but from a political one as well." Hiashi stated as he sat back at his desk with his chin on his hands.

Naruto raised an eyebrow to that as he really didn't understood what the older man meant by that.

"He is correct about that kit. Deception runs throughout the entire damn shinobi world." The Kyūbi bluntly agreed with the head. "So you better get used to it brat." He then added.

Naruto decided to take the Bijū's advice, but not just because he told him so, it was because he felt some anger and disdain in his tone. "What was that about?" He thought to himself as he made sure that he didn't heard that.

When Hiashi saw that Naruto had calmed down, he continued. "Although I do have to say that you're the spitting image of your parents, though your personality is more towards your mother." He then admitted.

"Wait! Are you telling you actually knew my my parents!?" Naruto exclaimed as equally as Hinata gasped at the revelation.

Hiashi in turn nodded to that. "Quite. Minato and Kushina were quite the people during my days at the academy. Your dad was also a great friend and ally, while Kushina was the same towards my wife and Mikoto." He commented. "So yes Naruto, I do know of your parents and of the Kyūbi sealed inside you as well." He soon explained in a calm manner. "Your father, myself and Sasuke's-" He then started.

"We know about Satsuki." Naruto and Hinata both said in semi-unison.

"So you know." Hiashi stated. "Regardless, her mother, Minato and I were all on the same team as genin and I must say that it's ironic that our children are on the same team." He looked down sadly before sighing in shame.

"Unfortunately after Minato died, the Civilian Council took advantage of the financial problem after the Kyūbi's attack, which forced Hokage-sama to come out of retirement." He revealed, however like many, even he didn't know the true reason for this occurrence.

"Oi! I resent that! I'm a victim dammit!" The Kyūbi meanwhile remarked from the seal, but wasn't heard.

Naruto rolled his eyes in annoyance. "I know a bit of the after story, after the honorable Civilian Council found out about me having the fuzzbutt sealed in my gut, they wanted to kill me thinking that I was it's reincarnation." He reminded with much sarcasm as possible.

"OI!" The demonic fox roared in annoyance.

Hiashi simply nodded in confirmation. "Yes, and when the Uchiha massacre happened, Hokage-sama was busy dealing with it's aftermath and the civilians were able to take advantage of it in the use of money." Hiashi explained with a sigh.

"Frickin' annoying Civilian Council. . ." Naruto grumbled out.

Normally Hiashi would have been annoyed at the foul language, but he honestly felt the same as the boy, so he let it go this time. Then he turned towards his daughter. "Hinata. . ." He called out.

Upon hearing her name, Hinata turned towards her father. "Hai." She simply replied in a formal manner as she had always done so in the past.

A small frown appeared on the Clan's head face, as he could never remember when was the last time Hinata had ever spoken to him as anything other than a clan head, little alone as a father. "My daughter, I as a clan head. . .no, as a father I have failed you. . ." He stated with absolute seriousness.

This intern startled both Hinata and Naruto. "Well then. . .there's a twist." The Kyūbi commented as he never thought someone like Hiashi to apologize about anything, let alone about how he had failed as a father to Hinata no less.

"F-Father?" Hinata stuttered out, not sure what could her father meant by this.

Then Hiashi stood up and began to walk from his desk towards Hinata, once he was in front of his daughter, both genin stood in startlement than anything else. Then the clan of the Hyuga did something no one would had ever believe, he bowed to his daughter.

"F-Father!?" Hinata got out in confusion and startlement at his father's action.

The demonic fox then raised an eyebrow to that. "Ok. . .Even I didn't saw that coming. . ." The Kyūbi stated as he was just as shocked and confused as the genin.

Hiashi however didn't move and continued laying low. "I failed you not only as a clan head, but as a father, always blaming all of your shortcoming and degrading you for not making any advancement where in reality, it was I that was your hindrance in your growth. . .I saw that you had improved more in these few weeks with him then all the years I had wasted, I didn't want to admit it not to myself, but when you finally stood up for Naruto with eyes of a Hyuga and true kunoichi, I realized that I did fail you." He soon explained with a shame filled tone. "I am deeply sorry for the treatment I have given you over the years. . .I was a fool. . ." He then admitted in an apologetic tone.

Hinata was completely petrified at all this, she couldn't believe what she was seeing, let alone what she was hearing. Her father, the proud and strong Hyuga that was worthy of being called the Hyuga Clan's head was admitting that he was wrong about her, to Hinata Hyuga, the one that he along with every single main clan thought was both useless and unfit to be the clan's heiress. Now here was the same man bowing down as low as humanly possible as he apologized for his lack of faith in her.

Naruto meanwhile looked at the display as he then looked at his girlfriend, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Hinata-chan. . ." He softly said.

At the blond's voice, Hinata regained her ability to breath as she let out a gasp as she watched her father bow to her and knowing that this was indeed real. "I. . .I. . ." She started as she couldn't find the words to say at this.

"Damn. . ." The Kyūbi then got out from within the seal.

Hinata then took a deep breath as she looked at the bowing man. The answer was quite simple in the end for her, after all no matter what, though her past was filled with sad and painful memories caused by Hiashi, there is one fact that will never change, he will always be her father. "It's alright father. . .I forgive you." She then got out in a kind and meek tone.

Naruto smiled kindly at Hinata. "That's like Hinata, she's such a kind and forgiving girl." He thought with happiness and pride for that aspect of her girlfriend.

"You mean besides the fact that she waited patiently for you for years?" The Kyūbi then remarked with a witty smirk.

"Having a nice moment here, don't ruin it dattebayo!" Naruto retorted in annoyance.


Back at the Uchiha/Uzumaki apartment. . .

The bathroom door opened as it revealed a naked Satsuki as she was drying herself off as she headed back to her room. "Aaaah, nothing like a hot bath after a day like that. . ." She sighed out in happiness.

Soon, the Uchiha got back to her room as she completed drying her body and got dressed, wearing a dark blue robe with a black bra and panties under and slippers on her feet. Then once finished drying her hair, she decided to go to the kitchen to make dinner.

As Satsuki placed her mother's apron she began to make a simple dinner meal. "I wonder where Naru-kun is? He seems to be really late." She muttered with worry. "I hope nothing bad happened to him. . ." She then added in the same tone.


Back with Naruto and Hinata. . .

After the heart warm reuniting bonding between father and daughter, the two genin and clan head continued to discussion bit more, as Naruto asked simple things like what were his parents was like during their childhood, to which the clan head was more than willing to share.

The blond also learn other things such as the Civilian Council caused more problems for Naruto than he thought. Such as he could've lived in a clan estate, but most were completely against the idea stating that he shouldn't be with any shinobi family for he would corrupt them, though many just ignore this people.

However others, more smarter ones, simply rephrase that as not making him to become loyal to one shinobi family but as the village as a whole. So begrudgingly the Hokage had to favored this request as it did made some logical sense at the time, much to Shinobi Council's irritation as well as Naruto's and Hinata's after learning the truth.

Night had soon fully arrived as the moon was in the sky as it illuminated the completely black sky, although if anyone could listen closely, they thought they heard laughter from the Hokage tower that involved a certain one eyed jounin and an ice user.

Naruto bowed to Hiashi at the entrance of the Hyuga compound. "Thank you for the meeting Hiashi-sama." He told the clan head, as he had a more positive opinion towards him. "I am glad I was able to have this talk with my girlfriend's dad." He then said.

Hiashi in turn couldn't help but chuckle as he placed a hand on his shoulder. "It was my pleasure Uzumaki-san, although I do ask this. . ." He began as the blond and his daughter gave him a confused look as they tilted their heads to their sides. "Keep taking care of my daughter, the rest of the Hyuga clan had basically given up on her so I ask you to train her as much as you can." He then gave a reassuring smile. "I also approve of you two dating." He stated.

The two immediately blushed to that as Naruto nodded his head. "Don't worry, me, Hinata-chan and Satsuki-chan are gonna do our best and I'll protect them both no matter what!" He declared.

Hiashi's smile then turned into a stern look. "Good, because if you do anything to hurt or betray my daughter in anyway whatsoever, I will castrate you with the family sword." He declared with a dark and sinister tone as his eyes had an equally sinister shine in them, causing the one threatened to shiver in fear and then entered his home.

"Duly noted. . ." Naruto got out as he started to head out to go home.

"Why do I feel as if this is going to bite him in the ass in the future? Most likely because of his influence." The Kyūbi then thought to himself. "Waaaay far in the future. . ." He then added to his thoughts.

Unaware of the Bijū's thoughts, Naruto suddenly remembered something as he quickly rushed up to Hinata. "Oh, one last thing," He began to say and kissed her on the cheek. "See you tomorrow my lavender princess." He coolly said as he jumped from roof to roof.

"Smooth one." The demonic fox remarked with a smirk.

Hinata blushed cutely at the gesture, not hearing her father's chuckling. This made her realize that her father saw them with his Byakugan, she then rushed to her room with massive blush from embarrassment and love.

When Hinata reached her room, she entered it, closed the door behind her and jumped onto her bed before she began squealing into her doll size Naruto plushie about how he was the best boyfriend ever. She soon after her excitement had calmed down, she changed into her pajamas and fell asleep.


Back at the Uchiha/Uzumaki apartment. . .

Satsuki had just finished making dinner for the night, steak with rice and some vegetables. After all, the Uchiha knew the Uzumaki didn't like vegetables that much, but she also knew the puppy eyes jutsu would always get him to eat them.

As she finished setting the table, the door opened and saw that it was the blond as he closed the door behind him. "Oh Naru-kun." She happily got out as she strutted up to him and kissed him on the lips. "Welcome back." She said with a warm and caring tone while she blushed from the kiss.

Naruto smiled happily with his own blush on his face as he kissed the black haired girl back. "Hey Satsuki-chan, sorry I was late, had some things to take care of." He briefly explained.

Satsuki in turn giggled as she took his hand and lead him toward the kitchen. "It's alright, I just finished making dinner for the both of us." She responded as she then sat down as Naruto sat across from her. "I was able to taste the ramen on your lips, as good as it is, you still have to eat healthy sometimes." She jokingly stated in a motherly tone.

Naruto chuckled a little as his stomach started to grumble. "Yeah, I haven't really eaten anything since the ramen after we separated for the day when we got back from the wave mission." He stated as he looked at the meal and grinned happily. "Satsuki-chan, I have to admit, your cooking always looks incredibly good!" He complemented with a small drool coming out of his mouth.

Satsuki gave a light smile as they started to eat. "Naru-kun, I sometimes wonder if you flatter me too much." She jokingly replied as the two started chuckling as they continued eating. "So Naru-kun, beside the ramen, what were you doing today since we got back home?" She then asked. "You got me a bit worried." She then admitted.

Naruto swallowed a piece of meat as he looked up at her. "Well, after the ramen. . ." He began as he then started explaining what went on with the Hyuga Clan Head and Hinata as well as all other things he had learn about his parents.


Elsewhere in Konoha. . .

An exhausted and extremely annoyed Kakashi was back at his apartment with Haku after explaining what happened during the mission as he sweatdropped at the memory of what had happened earlier.


Flashback no jutsu!

Kakashi had just finished explaining about the forced adoptions.

"So let me get this straight. . ." Sarutobi said with a calm tone while as he processed what the elite jounin just explained. "After you had your fight Zabuza Momochi, you let this boy, Haku, get your blood from you and then because of that, he used your blood to make a blood seal on an adoption form, which was on the request of said boy's first stepfather, correct?" The Hokage questioned as he looked at Haku who was had a small smile on his face.

Kakashi sweatdropped as he nodded. "Yes sir, I was very apparent that even I wasn't expecting it to happen. . .and I can't seem to get out of it since it is a blood seal, so its a binding contract on till my death or he reaches the age of eighteen. . ." He explained.

Anko merely chuckled to this as she still couldn't believe what had happen. "Yeah, that was one hell of a shocker when we learned about it." She got out.

Haku nodded in agreement. "My first father Zabuza had plan it since he wanted me to live and after he saw the skill of the genin team, he decided that my second father would be the best choice." He explained, only for the kunoichi began to laugh causing him and Kakashi to sweat-drop once more.

"So. . ." Hiruzen began as he stared at the two. "You two are now father and son now?" He then stated.

"Hai. . ." Kakashi replied.

"That is correct Hokage-sama. . ." Haku answered with a bow. "Let us get along everyone." He then requested.

That. . .was the last straw. . .As Hiruzen and Anko began to roared in laughter.

Kakashi's single eye closed have way to that as he could had also swear that he heard quiet muffled laughter coming from the shadows. "Great. . .Now the Anbu going to learn about this too. . ." He thought to himself with a defeated and depressed tone as he knew that any dignity and respect he thought could has salvage was now completely shredded.

All those that were near the Hokage Tower could hear the roars of laughter came from the said tower.

Kai!


Kakashi sighed as he closed the door behind him. "Well. . .that sort of went well. . ." He then got out with sarcasm being spilled with each words he said.

Haku nodded in agreement. "Yes. . .very well. . ." He replied.

After a moment of silence, Kakashi explained the sleeping arrangements where he had a spare room at that's was where Haku would sleep, which he accepted.


Back with Naruto and Satsuki. . .

Suffice to say, Satsuki was amazed that her own mother, Naruto's father and Hinata's father were also on the same genin team when they their age and was pissed off when she heard about what the civilian council did to ruined Naruto's chance to get a nice home and family to grow with.

After a few minutes they soon realized that they had finished their food. "Man, that was good. Complements to the chief." Naruto jokingly declared.

Satsuki in turn giggled to that with a light blush on her face. "Why thank you Naru-kun, I'm glad you like it." She responded and before she was gonna say more, a sudden yawn escaped out of her mouth. "Tired. . ." She sleeply got out while rubbing one of her eyes

Naruto chuckled when he realized that it was pretty late. "Yeah, we better get to bed." They soon started to head for the bed. "Want you Onee-chan for tonight? I mean with what happened to Kakashi-sensei that one time, he might expect yuri related to happen and all." He stated as he blushed at that last part. "And really don't want a repeat of that time. . ." He then muttered out in slight embarrassment.

Satsuki giggled as she nodded negatively. "Nah, just for tonight I want to sleep with the real you Naru-kun." She requested as she took off the apron and robe, revealing her well developed body in only a nearly see through black nightgown and panties. "Well?" She coolly asked in a seductive tone as she sat on the bed.

"Lucky little brat. . ." The demonic grumbled in jealously. "I know when I'm not needed. . ." He added as he knew Naruto would cut the link, so he had the small pleasure to do it himself this time around.

This made Naruto blushed crimson as a small nosebleed feel from his nose at the sight, after all it was one thing to see this as Naruko as he was good at acting, but another when he was himself.

After finally calm down, and cleaned his nosebleed, Naruto changed into a t-shirt and boxers. "As always my raven haired beauty," He started in a embarrassed yet happy tone, as he then pecked her on the cheek, as he then sat down beside her and wrapped an arm around her, causing her to blush.

The two were silent at that as they were very embarrassed yet happy in this way. "You. . .really are unbelievably beautiful." He shyly complimented with a blush on his face. "And I mean that Satsuki-chan. . ." He added with honesty.

Satsuki was also blushing at the compliment, then in a moment of impulse and courage, she wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck and started making out with him, moaning with pleasure as they tasted each other's lips before falling backwards onto the bed with the Uchiha sitting on top of the blond. "Best boyfriend ever." She declared with a smile after separating with a blush on her face.

Naruto was stun for moment or two by the surprise kiss attack, but he then let out a chuckled at that statement. "I aim to please, for both you and for Hinata-chan." He responded as he strook the girl's cheek.

Satsuki giggled and started to nuzzle into his chest as she actually started purring in happiness with a cat like smile on her face. "I'm really glad that Hinata-chan found out about me." She then admitted with a kind tone. "Now I have another new friend and we are sharing the best thing that could have happened to the both of us. It also turned out that we had more in common than we thought and we can bond." She added with an extremely happy tone as a few tears of happiness began to fall from her eyes.

Naruto smiled kindly at that, he used his thumb to clean her tears and the two moved slightly to the pillows and laid down on the bed while he rubbed Satsuki's baby-soft back. "I'm happy for you Satsuki-chan. You and Hinata-chan. . .are really precious to me." He then admitted. "I wouldn't know what I would do if I lost you both." He thought with some tears in his eyes, holding onto Satsuki a little closer to his body, pressing her breasts into him. "Soft. . ." He then muttered, referring to the breasts against his chest and the black hair touching his face.

Satsuki started to hug Naruto tight as she started to yawn again, before falling asleep, she felt tears but was too tired to comment on them.

Naruto smiled as he kissed her on the cheek and looked at the ceiling. "Hinata-chan. . . . Satsuki-chan. . .I swear will protect you both. . .no matter what. . ." He muttered as he soon fell to sleep.


The next day. . .

All was peaceful throughout out the entire night as the sun rose. However. . .

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

A very loud screech was soon heard throughout Konoha, causing the five nations of the Elemental Continents to shake violently. This also caused babies to cry in fear, glass of all kinds to shatter to pieces, cats letting out screeches, dogs began howling loudly, birds flying away and massive swearing to go around Konoha for their ruined mornings.

"OH KAMI DAMMIT! WHAT THE FUCK!?" One angry kitsune yelled in rage before recognizing the screech. "FUCKIN' BANSHEEEE!" The demonic fox roared in annoyance at being woken up.