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BURNT FOOD.
At the Academy's Cafeteria.
Lunch time at the Academy and it's Nika's turn to get her serving, "Hey Nika! What would you like today?" Henya asked the girl, "Probably a longshot, but was anything burnt by any chance?" Nika asked in response, "...Yes...?" Henya replied unsure of where this was going, "Good! I'll have a serving of that!" Nika requested cheerfully, "...If you're requesting it..." Henya said as she went to prepare a tray with whatwas basically a charred mess before giving it to Nika who went to sit next to Zelda.
The blonde girl looked at Nika's tray with an expression that's both disgusted and incredulous, "Nika..." Zelda said to get her attention, "Yes?" Nika asked prompting Zelda to continue, "We've grown together, you're basically my sister, so I've seen tons of the weird stuff you do, you rembember that right?" Zelda asked for confirmation, Nika nodded in response, so Zelda finished "What in the world went through your head today?", Nika was unpertured, "It's burnt, you know, when you cook food too much it turns black and changes flavour." Nika explained.
This reply only caused Zelda to face palm and take a deep breath in before just asking "Why are you eating burnt food?" she wanted to sound a little more exasperated, but she couldn't deal with it right now, "Because it's good!" Nika replied as she took a bite out of her charred toast, Zelda just looked at her enjoying her meal and said "Whatever floats your boat..."
WHAT'S A DOG?
On the Sunny Nika was waiting to arrive at where the Instinct Flame was kept, and after the training she was having small talk with the Straw Hats, "Say what do you need the flame for exactly?" Usopp asked curious as to what good a random fire would do, "I need it to upgrade my sword." Nika replied matter-of-factly, "Fire to upgrade your- Okay? I guess it's magic, but why that specific fire?" Franky asked this time, "It's a divine thing, I don't know." Nika responded with all sincerity.
Zoro pulled out Nika's sword and looked it over, "Divine you say? Aside from the fact it talks I don't know what makes it divine." He said, not getting what made this sword special, "It's capable of producing Earthquakes, so I guess that's it." Nika explained, "Oh like Old Man!?" Luffy questioned with a smile, "...You're gonna have to be a little more specific." Nika requested, "Whitebeard." Nami corrected, "Actually yes! I never drew the connection." nika admitted as she looked the blade over.
After putting her sword back in the sheathe she looked at Chopper, "My turn to ask questions now! How is a Remlit talking?" She questioned, "WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME A RACOON DO- ...Remlit?" Chopper paused realizing that Nika didn't call him a racoon dog, "Racoon what?" Nika asked in kind, "You don't know what a racoon dog is?" Nami raised an eyebrow in curiosity, "A racoon dog probably wouldn't be able to live in the sky." Robin theorized before asking "I assume Remlits are similar to dogs?".
Asking that question only served to confuse Nika further, "What's a dog?" She asked, "She's reminding me a lot of Luffy." Brook whispered to Sanji "Agreed, I can only the him in her." he replied, "How about we go through an encyclopedia and you tell us what they look like?" Robin suggested, "Sure" Nika simply said.
SIZE ISSUES.
"You've got to be kidding me..." Nika muttered catching Zelda's attention, "What's wrong?" She asked before seeing that Nika is having trouble putting on her clothes... Again... "Nika what the shi- Okay, how is that even possible?" Zelda questioned, curious as to how her sister grew out of another set of clothes, "You think I know?" Nika questioned in response, "Alright, either way come here." Zelda requested as she pulled a measuring tape out of a drawer.
After Taking Measures.
Zelda was looking at the sizes she wrote down with a pretty concerned face, while Nika was a bit flustered, "So... Hips and waist are about as I expected... What in the world happened to your bust size? It's almost twice as big!" Zelda pointed out in stupor, "I don't think that's the actual size, my... Thingy... Started about two days ago." Nika explained, "Your... What? ...OH! Yeah that's probably- No wait... No, no! That would still be way too big!" Zelda said doing the quick calculation in her head.
There was a bit of silence as Nika thought about it for a second before saying "I probably have good genetics." and she said it with a smile, "When you ut it like that, I have to agree." Zelda conceded, remembering the people listed on her sister's capsule, before remebering another thing, "Hey isn't Kaido also part of you?" She asked, "Yeah why- Oh f*ck." Nika stopped realizing that she might have door problems soon enough.