Chapter 23: The Revelations of Naruto Uzumaki
At Team Seven's training field. . .
After both of the blonds teammates had left for their individual training, Naruto was left alone along with the Kyūbi as the blond prepared his own improvised training.
Naruto made his signature hand seal and was instantly surrounded with at least a hundred clones.
The blond looked at the small army of identical clones as he sweatdropped. "Maybe I exaggerated a bit. . ." Naruto thought to himself, but he quickly got rid of those thoughts as he need to go this hard if he wanted to be ready for the finals.
With a nod, Naruto grabbed and unrolled the scroll with the Executioner's Blade and brought it out. He then channeled chakra through his entire body to gain the necessary physical strength to swing the huge blade around a little before stabbing it into the ground.
Then with a grin on his face, the blond placed a hand on the handle of the blade. "Let me say this from the start," He began as he then lift the sword and placed it on his shoulder as it showed just how huge it was compared to the boy. "I am fairly strong dattebayo!" He declared as he prepared himself while pointing at the clones with his free hand.
The Kyūbi meanwhile looked on as he lazily rested on a tree trunk. "Where the hell did that came from kit?" He questioned while giving a confused look.
"Made it up." Naruto simply replied with a grin. "I mean I have this awesome blade so I should sound like an awesome catchphrase for someone wielding a blade!" He then reminded.
"Don't get cocky brat, say that when you don't need chakra to wield the blade in the first place." The Kyūbi simply retorted.
All of Naruto's excitement was cut down with that comment as he frowned at that.
However before the blond could retort, one of the clones smirked while the rest began to get into their battle stances ready to attack the original. "Well then," Thee clone began as he then cracked his knuckles, while the rest took out a kunai for each hand. "Here we go!" They all roared in unison as they rushed at him.
Naruto quickly took a slightly widen stance, while holding his blade in front of him with both hands and his right leg slightly forward as he looked at the oncoming horde. "Bring it on dattebayo!" He responded as he rushed at the horde and began swinging.
Kyūbi sweatdropped as he looked on at the sight of the blond fighting the army of clones. "Kit's as strange as ever." He remarked as he got up and began walked towards the village while making sure his container didn't notice.
In the Hokage Tower. . .
Hiruzen was looking through his crystal orb as he watch Naruto went at it with the small army of clone. He also notice that his surrogate grandson was only using his sword to battle them. "Hm. . .it seems like Naruto-kun is first determine to improve his sword skill. . .though it being a bit excessive doing so against such overwhelming numbers." He added
Then the elder Hokage saw the blond manage to take out a few clones, he began to channel chakra to his blade which Hiruzen thought as a way to strengthen it. However when another clone attacked, Naruto was forced to jumped backwards and then swung it.
The clone manage to dodge the attack, but to the boy's and clones surprise, an energy like wave had came out of the blade and hit the clone, dispelling it. Both the original and clones were left speechless at this as the real Naruto began jumping in joy saying he just discovered a new jutsu by himself.
However that feeling didn't last as the other clones quickly went to attack, forcing the real one to desperately dodge for his life.
This made Hiruzen to chuckled a little. "That boy. . .he never ceases to amaze me." He commented with a proud smile on his face.
Back with the clone wars. . .
Naruto was panting heavily as he just beaten the last of the one hundred clones, but he didn't wanted to there for the day so he decided to make another hundred.
Before the blond could take his battle stance, he let out a sneezed. "Someone must be talking about me." He muttered to himself.
The boy thought of only a few people who would, but he then suddenly found the place to be strangely. . .quiet. "Wait a minute. . ." He called out as he turned and was expecting to hear a pervert comment from the fox Bijū from the sidelines.
However when Naruto turned to looked over to where Kyūbi and saw that he wasn't there making his eyes widen in shocked. "Shit. . .where did he go!?" He exclaimed.
But of course, he had no time to go searching, as his clones were dead-set on beating their master. "Wait! You idiots! Kyūbi isn't here!" He told the clones, but they didn't even bother as the continued their attack.
Within a Konoha alleyway. . .
The chibi Kyūbi was walking happily on a alleway as he was now far enough to get private time for himself and enjoy a more. . .adult entertainment.
"Now that I got away from the Kit . . ." The Kyūbi started. "Now then, let's see why the cyclops love that Icha Icha series so much, well given that almost all of the men on this damn village love those novels, mainly being that it is nothing but pornography in nature. . ." He added while chuckling pervertedly.
The Kyūbi then began to walked towards the bookstore. "I'll need to acquire one to. . .occupy my time with more mature entertainment while I'm in that accursed seal." He thought while still letting out a perverted chuckle as he continued on his merry way.
As the Bijū walked, he was already thinking of a way to get one copy from the nearest store that sells those so called offensive books. Offensive to women. . .well most women, anyway.
Somewhere else, near a restaurant. . .
A sexy snake mistress had to sneezed before looking around a moment. "Someone must be talking about me. . .someone sure has some balls if they think they can talk about me in any way." She thought to herself while cackling madly.
Those that knew the kunoichi, did the only thing the could do when they saw her like that, they simply stood from their seats near the restaurant and ran before they were caught in one of the crazy woman's moods.
Anko didn't felt neither hurt nor complain as she actually capitalized on the moment by swiftly taking away their uneaten dango, thanking Kami that she didn't have to pay.
A few minutes later. . .
The chibi Bijū was soon in range of a book store.
"Hmmm. . ." The Kyūbi soon thought. "This should be the right place, if I'm not mistaken." He muttered to himself.
As the Bijū began to walked towards the store, his entire body was soon covered in bubbling red chakra as he began to somehow grow in size and change himself until he had turned into a human form.
When the transformation was finished just in time when the Bijū came out of the alley and entered inside. "Good thing the current manager is a really hot woman. . ." He then thought while chuckling.
Inside the bookstore. . .
The woman running the store was a brown bun haired woman in her late twenties, she had glasses and rigid expression that would make anyone think twice of making her mad. She wore a very boring and rigid outfit of a simply white blouse, a light no button coat on top and a simple plain colored tight pants. Though she looked very moody, most could say the the woman had a nice body, but her expression and her colorful personality, most people would stay away from her, which only made her more rigid.
As the woman monotonously doing her job of sorting some books on the front desk, she heard the bell ring and looked up to see a very attractive man walk through the doorway, and into her heart. Figuratively speaking, that is.
The man was at the very least six feet tall, had absolutely stunning and devilish looks, exotic reddish eyes, long messy locks of crimson hair that went to his shoulders, and wore a black leather jacket, slightly worn jeans, and black boots.
The woman was left speechless as a blush appeared in her face while her heart just melted before this God-like stranger. However she quickly pulled herself together. "Welcome sir, to the Kanpekina Bookstore. How may I help you?" She soon asked with her normal rigid tone. "Act your age. . ." She mentally berated herself.
The man meanwhile just gave the most brutal ladykiller smile as he gently rub the woman's chin. "Hello. My name is. . .Kazama Arashi. I was just looking around for some books." The man replied with a very deep and suave tone as he then winked at her.
To that wink and the tone of the man's voice, the woman became completely entranced as she felt weak at the legs and a blush graced her face. Then somehow her hair got undone and fell down to her back while the first button on her shirt showing off some cleavage. "H-Hai. . ." She barely responded.
Kazuma then looked at the store owner in concern. "Are you ok? Maybe your working to hard." He stated with a concerned tone.
This only made the woman even more weak at the knees as the voice of the man was soothing to her. "T-Thank you. . .i-it has been a long and stressful day." She admitted. "No one has ever shown such concern to me before. . ." She added in her mind.
The man simply smiled devilishly at that. "How about later tonight. . .I'll come at closing time and help you de-stress?" He soon offered as he leaned closer to the store owner until they were just inches away from each other's lips. "That is. . .if you let me." He then added in the suave tone.
Well that did it. . .The woman was blushing so darkly that people would had thought the woman was a teenage girl and all she could do to reply was give stiff nod.
"Hook, line and sinker!" The Kyūbi soon thought in satisfaction as he stared at the woman who was blushing madly, he gave her a brilliant smile on the outside while chuckling maniacally on the inside. "I'm gonna have some fun. . ." Kyūbi thought evilly.
What the Bijū didn't know was that right behind him was a very familiar feminine appearing boy just shook his head before he left.
Not that far way. . .
Naruto was forced to end his training early as he was running frantically around the village, looking for the demon fox. "Shit shit shit shit shit!" He thought in a panic. "Where the hell did Kyūbi go!?" He then added in his head as he didn't want to know the trouble he would caused. . .for him.
As the blond was running, he became more and more worried that he didn't even saw a person that came out of a store and ran into him. When the two collide, the two fell backwards. When Naruto finally recovered from the collision as he stood up, when he did he good a good look of the person he bump into and his eyes widen in shocked at what he saw.
The man had a black leather jacket and jeans, but the blond knew that this persona wasn't normal civilian. No, because what caught his attention was that the man had red hair and red fox like slits eyes. Those eyes were a dead give away.
"Kyū. . . Umph!" Naruto started to say before the disguised demon fox covered the boy's mouth with his hand.
"Not here, fool! In this form, you will address me as Kazama Arashi, understood!? Or do you want deal with those idiots knowing that the Kyūbi is on the loose!?" The Kyūbi whispered harshly before he released the blond. "Now, young man, you really should watch where you are going." He said in a deep baritone voice.
Naruto's eye twitched at that, but he was more annoyed that the Bijū was right. "Ky. . . Kazama. What are you doing here!? You were supposed to be at the training grounds, not wandering off!" He shouted with anger, however when he noticed the books and glared at him, a tick mark rapidly growing, and threatening to burst a blood vessel. . .or three.
"What kid?" The Kyūbi then questioned as he made a pathetic attempt to hide the books. "Stop glaring." He then ordered in annoyance.
"No way." Naruto began to say with held back fury. "You did not just enter the village and jeopardize your identity for. . .that!" He spat out the last part like he had poison in his mouth. "Are you fuckin' kidding me dattebayo!?" He then exclaimed.
Kazama in response to that only looked away while he feigned innocence. "What, these?" He asked while he gestured the books in his bag. "I was just looking for some books to. . .study. Yeah, that's it! Studying. . .for, um. . . your Chunin Exams. I don't want a weak host! I mean, as the greatest of all the Tailed Beasts, I want my host and his mates to be the best shinobi!" He quickly and pathetically lied.
While it seemed to be working from Naruto's calmed and smiling face, but inwardly he was seething before took the books out of Kazama's arms. "Look at this! These are the books that Kakashi-sensei reads! What the hell were you thinking?!" He ranted while Kazama just seemed to whistle a tune.
Kazuma then yawned as he looked at his container. "You done yet, kit?" He uncaringly asked.
The blond's eye began to twitch even more. ". . .Excuse me? Listen here, you! I will not accept this behavior from you! Be more. . .mature, like the thousands-year-old demon you are!" Naruto remarked while not letting up.
"Ok, I'm sorry. I get the point, mom." Kazama sarcastically remarked with a smug expression on his face.
That smug expression however quickly disappeared when the blond delivered a chakra enhanced punch, this sent the human shape Bijū flying across the street, through three walls, two tables, and finally the wooden walls of a bathhouse.
The women's bathhouse.
"AH!" Another male voice shouted as it somehow came from on top of the wall that the Bijū had burst through.
"Wow. . .don't know my own strength." Naruto half joked as he went over to Kazama. When he had reached the area he entered through the hole, there he saw him and another large looking man on the water as he heard the sounds of girls walking in the room. "Oh crap. . ." He got out as he knew where this was heading.
The blond didn't had to think twice as he did a seal and transformed into his Naruko form, but this time she had her hair down, got rid if the whisker marks and a towel covering up to her breasts.
Kyūbi also saw this and quickly his body turned into chakra as he returned into the seal. "Safe. . ." He got out in relief.
Not another moment passed when the girls had entered the room and where in a state of shocked when they saw the wall busted . "BAH!" The large man got out as he came out of the water.
Then, in order to not bring any attention to herself, she quickly spotted the man in the water and pointed at him. "PERVERT!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.
That was the key word for the woman to get out of their shock state and entered an enraged state as the rest of the women charged and beat up the stranger.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The man roared in agony.
Not taking any chances, Naruko quickly turn tails and made a run for it. Once she was at a good distance away, she undid her transformation and returned to normal. "That. . .was close. . ." Naruto got with immense relief.
"Hey, kit." The Kyūbi suddenly started from inside of the seal.
The blond continued to walked away with twitch in his eye."What is it, Kyūbi? I'm still angry with you. . ." Naruto got out with an annoyed tone as he then realized something. "And where'd those books go, anyway?" He then asked with suspicion.
There was some perverted chuckling from the fox, which wasn't missed by Naruto. "Don't worry about that kit. . ." The Kyūbi responded with a wave of his paw. "Besides, you remember that man back there?" He then questioned.
This got the blonds attention as he didn't expect that sudden question. "What? You mean the pervert that's getting his ass kicked by an angry mob of women?" He asked as he decided to entertain what the Bijū had to say.
Then the Kyūbi narrowed his eyes in seriousness. "Yeah, that's the one. I can sense that guy, he's something else." He stated.
"Huh? Why's that?" Naruto got out as this was the first time he had heard the Tailed Beast talk like that.
In response to the question, the Bijū merely shrugged his shoulders. "Not sure. You should follow him, maybe he could be the trainer your lacking." The Kyūbi then stated.
The blond only let out a groan. "Do I have to?" Naruto complained as he continued to walked forwards. "If he was on the woman's side of the bathroom, that can only means he's a huge pervert. And knowing my luck, he would be an even bigger one than you and Ero-Kakashi-Sensei combined, dattebayo." He then declared as he started to chuckle. "I'll have to tell Hinata-chan and Satsuki-chan that one. . ." He thought to himself.
The Kyūbi simply ignoring the jab because he knew that it would be true anyway. "Well, if I'm right. . .he's. . ." He began to say as the image of a long hair man appeared in his mind. "Then he would be the right teacher you need." He added.
Naruto however was still weary and skeptical to that. "And you're sure of this?" He then questioned. "I feel like I can do just fine on my own than rely on a pervert." He then added.
The Bijū only let out a chuckle as he could had swear someone with red hair would say the same. "Trust me, like I said if it is who I think, you'll won't regret your decision." The Kyubi declared.
The blond only narrow his eyes. "Was it ever my decision?" Naruto muttered under his breath in annoyance, but complied anyway.
Naruto then turned around and returned towards to look for the man.
Back at the bathhouse. . .
Pain and agony. . .That was the only way to describe what that large man could feel while his body twitch in agony while he was completely covered in bruises as he was still being beat up by the pissed off woman with every single hard or blunt object they could find.
Although on the bright side, while the women that were beating him, must would be in a too much frenzy that they frequently dropped their towels, revealing their. . .assets.
Unfortunately, the man was in so much pain that he couldn't completely register all of the assets for his so called research. Being a pervert may have it's drawbacks, and he was more than glad to accept them, however even he had his limits to underage woman and woman that could actually killed him, he wasn't a pedo or suicidal.
Especially the likes of his former teammates Orochimaru and Tsunade, after all the former nearly did killed him before and wasn't about to try it again, he wasn't that suicidal.
The moment the woman let up to catch their breath, the man thought quickly and moved just as quickly out of the range ot the woman. Then he cast a quick his Transparent Escape jutsu to make himself invisible.
"Huh!? W-Where's the pervert go!?" One of the women exclaimed in confusion.
"He was just here!" Another bath goer exclaimed in shock.
As the women frantically looked around, the man was now on the other side of the fence, though he barely could feel any of his limbs from the massive and brutal beating. "Kami, creating this jutsu was probably my most brightest idea I had ever made. . .Can't even count the time it's saved me from pissed off and hot woman." He got out with immense relief.
The women continued to look around for a few moments, but when they couldn't find the pervert, the begrudgingly gave up but swore that if the ever saw him again they would rip his manhood. This made the man shivered in horror but did not made a single sound.
Once the coast was clear, he began to slowly limp away from the bathhouse. He had enough excitement for one day.
As the man walked away, he started to wonder about one thing he recalled in particular. "That kid. . ." He started, giving off a wondering look it was annoyed him that he ruined his research, but he couldn't help but wonder why he felt he had seen him before. "Who was he?" He got out in a wondering tone.
While heading back to the bathhouse. . .
"Hehehehe. . ." The Kyūbi's perverted chuckle got out.
Naruto was annoyed. . .absolutely annoyed. In fact, it was so annoying that he he almost blew his blood vessels in annoyance.
"Hehehehe. . ." The Kyūbi continued chuckling with the perverse grin on his face.
The blond's eye continued to twitch from the chuckling that was being emitted from his head as he also started to shiver with rising anger.
After all, what can it be more annoying having Kyūbi inside of him, chuckling pervertedly from within his cage, reading the single most annoying and useless book on the planet did absolutely nothing for his patience.
Naruto stopped his walk as he closed his eyes. "Alright, that's it. . ." He got out as a huge blood vein appeared in his head. "If you don't sure up this instant, I will make you regret it every time you're in that cage!" He roared with annoyance.
This instantly got the Kyūbi's attention as he knew what the blond was referring to. "NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" He yelled out.
Naruto in response just scoffed and continued walking. "Good. Then shut up!" He declared with a satisfied smile.
". . .Yessir." Kyūbi replied.
Soon enough, Naruto had the sudden image of the demon fox dropping his head ashamedly.
It was a little thing that Naruto invented. He knew that if Kyūbi were to attempt to escape him, the cage holding it would stop him in his tracks and punish him. . .severely.
Flashback no Jutsu!
After looking into the seal a bit, Naruto found a weird part of the seal marking. When he pressed it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The Kyūbi roared in agony as his hold body was struck by a lighting bolt appearing out of nowhere and his body comically showed his skeleton.
Naruto blinked a once when he heard that, he turned and saw the Bijū on the ground slightly twitching. "The hell?" He got out as he looked back to the seal and when to pressed it again.
The Kyūbi's eyes widen in horror at that. "WAIT-" He tried to stopped but it was to late as the blond touched the seal again and another lightning bolt struck him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed once more.
Upon further experimentation and more of the great Bijū agonizing screams, Naruto found out he could turn on and shut off this lightning bolt, what he dubbed appropriately, the pain button at will.
This was a very good persuasion tactic with the Kyūbi, however decided to only use it when the Bijū finally got to the blond nerves as he didn't like causing unnecessary pain. . .well unless they deserve it that is.
Kai!
And while the pain button doesn't kill him nor does it torment him for more than a second or two, it still hurt like a bitch, and like all sentient beings with self-preservation instincts, he wanted as little pain as possible, thank you very much. It made his Icha-Icha that much less fun since he couldn't chuckle perversely out loud unless he cut the link between the two.
"Anyways. . ." Naruto started as he looked around. "Where can I find this guy again?" Naruto then asked as he was
"Last I checked, he was north of your position." The Kyūbi said, threats forgotten for the moment. "Also, I think I recognize the guy now back when I was in your mother. I think Jiraiya was his name." He then mentioned.
"Who?" Naruto simply asked with a confused tone.
The Kyūbi then rolled his eyes at his container. "He's your old man's sensei." He deadpanned the new answer.
Naruto instantly stopped in his place upon hearing this. "Wait what!?" He got out with shocked tone.
"Don't really know much about him, other than him being your father's sensei." The Kyūbi stated as he groaned at being reminded of the person that had sealed him.
"Damn, really!?" Naruto then asked.
"So still think he won't be someone worth getting train with?" The Kyūbi retorted with a scoff.
"Point taken dattebayo." Naruto conceived to that point.
And with that, Naruto rocketed off of another tree branch, heading for the chakra signature presumed to be the great Toad Sage, Jiraiya of the Sannin.
A few feet away from the bath house. . .
As for the now named Jiraiya, he was sitting down at a public chair while he was tending to his numerous wounds and wincing a bit. Suddenly Jiraiya felt there was a chakra signature heading his way. It was bigger then a rookie jonin's amount, and was approaching fast from what he could tell.
Jiraiya tried to stand as he narrowed his eyes. "Whatever it is, it's big. . ." He got out in a serious manner. Though he wasn't really concern as he was confident that he could take on anyone.
So he decided to wait while he took out a notebook and started to write some of the good researcher he got from the bath house down. All the while chuckling in a perverted manner.
From a distance. . .
Naruto heard what he said and had a sweat-drop running down his head. "I knew it. . .a pervert dattebayo. Every single damn sensei I get is a pervert." He muttered.
"Is it that really a problem?" Kyūbi sarcastically remarked with a teasing grin.
The blond suddenly gain a tick mark on his forehead. "Quiet you or it's the pain button." He warned in a deadpan tone.
This instantly shut the Bijū up and grumbled with annoyance.
Within Konoha. . .
The newest member of Konoha, Fū, was looking around her new home while she walked with her escort, Shino Aburame as they headed for the Aburame estate.
The Hokage had previously requested the Aburame Clan's leader, Shibi Aburame, if the girl could let her stay there for the reason of his clan being that their clan could help her develop her skills while protecting her from others. However, he had stipulate that if he did decided to take her in, he and his clan would not revealed about what the girl held.
Shibi accepted the request and the conditions as he was fascinated at the thought of being near the strongest insect of the whole world and had asked his son to bring and give her a tour of their home.
The two young shinobi's said nothing and choice to remain quiet for the most part, to which she was fine with that.
The green haired girl honestly didn't like people. Though early in her childhood she was a very cheerful girl, but years of being abused by people, with the sole exception of Shibuki who was like her only family member to her, was more than enough of a reason to want to be as far away from others as possible.
As the girl continue looking around, Fū saw it was pretty plain, but strangely felt safer then back at Takigakure.
"So then," Shino started, getting the girl's attention. "Do you like insects?" He asked in his usual monotone voice.
This was like a curveball for the girl as she didn't see it coming. "Um. . .yeah I guess. . ." Fū replied awkwardly, not wanting to tell anyone about the massive flying beetle she had sealed in her. "They're pretty cool with the different kinds and shapes there are." She admitted with honest tone.
Shino merely nodded in response to that as they continued walking.
The two continued down the path until they arrived at the estate. It was as big as the other clan estates that showed that showed that multiple people lived under the same roof as it was surround by some forest, concealing and camouflaging it.
"It's a nice place." Fū commented as she was honestly impressed by the wilderness of her escort's home.
The boy gave a quick nod. "I appreciate the compliment towards my home. Most people tend to avoid making contact towards us, for the sole reason of our relationship with our comrades." Shino admitted as a few insects came out of his large jacket.
Fū simply shrugged her shoulders. "Some people just can't appreciate bugs I guess." She stated.
"However it's not just because of the Kikaichu." Shino suddenly stated. "Aburame tend to be more analytical and some would called us blunt; which would drives most people away from us, however we do not mind. We do not need many people or shinobi around us, just a few people that can call friends and we can depended upon in an emergency." He said while looking, staring, hard to tell because of the sunglasses, intensely at her.
Fū had to looked away the boy, as for some strange reason felt warm in the face from the boy's stare. "I-I see." She replied.
In her seal, the Nanabi chuckled as he listened to Shino's explanation and saw Fū's reaction. "You love~ him don't you?" He asked in a sly tone.
Fū face instantly blushed upon hearing that. "W-What!? No! S-Shut up you stupid beetle!" She yelled in her head. "A-And where the hell did that come from!?" She then asked.
"Awww. . . is wittle Fū-chan embawased~? Poor baby!" Nanabi jokingly teased, always enjoying messing with his container.
Unlike most Bijūs who either hate or manipulate their hosts, he didn't hate her and didn't like manipulating her either, the beetle Bijū simply liked to mess with her almost like a younger sibling would.
However said older sister was not finding it amusing in the slightest. "Just. . . just shut up, you stupid bratty overactive beetle!" Fū roared in annoying
Said bratty beetle let out a whiny crying at that. "Wah! Fū-chan, that hurt!" The Nanabi said.
Fū then had the image of the Nanabi on its back, it's legs slowly reaching out, as if it was dying. Of course, this was a very comical sight. This made Fū let out a stifled giggled at its antics.
Shino raised one eyebrow at the sudden and very unexpected reaction. "And what, if I may I ask, is so funny?" He questioned.
Fū stopped her giggle as she regained her composure as she looked at the Aburame member. "Uh, nothing." She replied with a slight embarrassed tone.
Shino only stared at the girl for a moment without saying a word before he simply nodded. ". . . I see. Then shall we continue onto the main house?" He then stated with his normal tone while he entered his home.
Fū simply nodded as she followed Shino while starting to give her a tour of the estate. However it was extremely awkward for the two as Shino was confused with how Fū reacted, and said girl, well. . . Let's just say that the Seven-Tailed Rhinoceros Beetle wasn't about to give up on teasing it's vessel.
"I'll tell Fū-chan that Kurama-niisan and Shukaku are here in this village later this is too much fun to pass up!" The Nanabi thought as it continued to watch the insects of Shino's state who weren't protected by being inside one of their clan members bodies started to get restless a being near Fū's presences. "Respect to the top beetle baby!" He then declared.
Back with Naruto. . .
Inside of the seal, the Kyūbi sneezed as he then felt a familiar chakra, causing him to chuckle. "Well, I didn't expect him to be here. I'll tell the kit later about Chōmei being here." He thought as he watched Naruto get closer to Jiraiya.
As Naruto approached the man, he scratched his head in annoyance. "Why? Why is it always have to be perverts? Is it Kami's idea of payback for me making the Sexy Jutsu? It was just a joke to identify perverts for Kami's sake!" He muttered under his breath.
The Kyūbi simply sighed while sweat dropping. "Enough with the moving and get it over with!" He ordered with an annoyed tone.
The blond simply grumbled at that as he walking, however Naruto was so distracted by his annoyance that he didn't notice a certain white-haired man wasn't even at his spot anymore and was now right behind him.
Shink!
Suddenly, the sound of a kunai swing on the air echoed as the white haired man placed the kunai right in the stranger's neck.
"Alright," The man suddenly stated in a serious tone.
The stranger instantly tensed up at that. "When the hell did he got behind me!?" Naruto thought with fear and shocked.
"I don't know who you are, but you better start talking before the birds get a new meal." The man threatened while closing his kunai in the boy's neck while giving off an intense pressure to show he was serious.
The blond nearly jumped out of his skin when he hear the threat. "Whoa whoa whoa, don't kill me man!" Naruto exclaimed. "This is what I get for even bother to listen to you!" He then roared in anger at the Bijū.
The Kyūbi meanwhile just whistled innocently in response to that as he began reading.
Jiraiya however only narrowed his eyes to that. "Give me a reason not to, and I'll think about it." He ordered.
Naruto gulped to that as he felt the metal getting closer to his neck."Um. . .because you would unleash a demon of unimaginable power and pervernest onto the world?" He replied in a hopeful manner, hoping that the man would take it as a bluff.
The older man's intense pressure instantly vanished as he looked at the blond with a confused and baffled expression. ". . .What?" Jiraiya deadpanned.
To hearing that, Kyūbi instantly facepalmed at the stupidity of an answer. "Wow kit. If he was a power-hungry maniac, you'd be dead, and I'd be a part of some experiment. . .possibly by the pedophile." He remarked in a deadpan tone.
"Umm. . . oops?" Naruto thought to himself before he felt the kunai leaving his neck, causing him to sigh in relief.
Jiraiya took a few steps back while staring at the kid still having his back towards him. "Don't think you're out of the woods yet, kid. I only decided to let you go because their no way an assassin would have come up with a stupid reason like that." He stated with a calm tone.
"Oi!" Naruto remarked in anger and annoyance.
Inside of the seal, the Kyūbi was somehow setting in a chair while having a pair of reading glasses while he read his new book. He then took the glasses and roll his eyes. "That's what you are kit." He simply declared with a deadpanned tone as he returned his sight to his book.
"Shut it." Naruto mentally retorted as he looked at the man. "And for your information," He began to say as he raised his shirt. "I wasn't kidding about the unimaginable power. . ." He finished
To the sight of the seal, Jiraiya's face pale instantly as he saw that Eight Trigrams Seal that only one person could create and to whom he would applied it too. "N-Naruto!?" He shouted with shocked expression and tone.
Naruto had just lowered his shirt when he heard that. "Eh? Do I know you old man?" He asked while he raised his eyebrow.
Jiraiya had to take a few steps back and fell on his rare as his began shaking his head, not believing what he was seeing. "That's impossible. . . you should be dead. . . they said you were dead. . ."He mumbling to himself.
"Uhh. . .as you can see, I'm very much alive- Oi! what the hell are you doing?!" Naruto yelled the last part frantically as Jiraiya had taken a hold of his shirt, and lifted it up.
When Jiraiya saw the seal once again and realized that this was real, he visibly relaxed as he released the shirt. "So. . .it really is you, Naruto." He got out in a low tone
While Naruto was fixing his shirt, thanks to his enhanced hearing managed to hear it. "Umm. . .yeah. . .Do I know you?" He asked in confusion. "And how the hell do you know my name anyway." He then added.
Jiraiya face cringed as if he was hit by a sledgehammer from hearing such question from the boy in front of him. "Well, for one. . .I'm the reason your name is Naruto. . ." He began.
". . .huh?" Naruto got out while having a creeped out expression. "Is this pervert going senile?" He added in his mind.
The Kyūbi once again removed his glasses and took a thinking pose. "That's debatable." Was all the Bijū got to say before going back reading his book, grinning like a pervert. "Oh hohoho. . .this is getting good now!" He then added to himself.
The shadows of Jiraiya's hair then cover his eyes as he couldn't even look at the boy. He remained quiet for a short time as he couldn't believe that kami had sent this opportunity. Then after finally gaining enough courage, he lifted his face and had a sad smile. "Also. . .you could say I'm close to both your parents. . .I'm your godfather Naruto. . ." He shamefully revealed as looked away from the blond's shocked face.
". . ." Naruto could say nothing at this revelation while his eyes were widen. After his brain managed to process those words, the blond could only say one thing and one thing only. "WHAT!?" He shouted with immense bafflement.
Elsewhere in Konoha. . .
Sakura was at a secluded area in a cave where her new trainers, Foo Yamanaka and Torune Aburame was preparing her for the finals. Currently, Sakura was in an intense spar against Foo while Torune was monitoring Sakura for any flaws in her stance or attacks.
Torune looked on as he examined the girls punches, while they were fast, they lack any force in them. "Put more force into your punches, if you can't exert enough power you won't be able to disable or kill you opponent." He ordered with an emotionless tone, but still held power.
Sakura quickly dodge a heavy kick from Foo as she nodded. "Yes Torune-sensei!" She replied as she retook her stance and when to deliver multiple punches to her opponent, which the older shinobi easily evaded them all without effort.
The Aburame continued to watch, though his face was still emotionless, on the inside he was actually impressed. "I see why Orochimaru marked her. . .though physically weaker than most, she's can still easily learn any new skills and has a chakra control that surpasses my own." Torune thought to himself.
Torune himself had to have an incredible chakra control to control his special insects, but even that wasn't comparable to the girls control. Then he looked at the sealed curse mark on Sakura's hand. "Danzō-sama could uses her in the future." He then added to his thoughts.
While Sakura continued to rush into Foo with a few thought in her. "Defeat Hinata, destroy the akuma, make Sasuke-kun mine!" She told herself in her mind as her eyes became snake like for a moment before returning to normal.
Back with Naruto. . .
"Y-YOUR MY GODFATHER!?" Naruto exclaimed in shock and disbelief.
Jiraiya still had a hurtful expression as he nodded slowly, not wanting to look at the boy's face; he didn't want to see the hurt there as his appearance looked like another student of his. "Yeah. . ." He revealed before drifting off.
Naruto was still in a state of shock that he just didn't know what he should feel right now as he unintentionally started to ball his hand into a fist. "Did you know about me being an orphan?" He then quietly asked while trying to contain a hidden anger.
Jiraiya's eyes then widened to hearing that before his expression became downcasted. "No. . .I was told you died the night you were born. . ." He answered.
After hearing that, Naruto lowered his face so that his hair cover his eyes. Then began to think of what the man had said. "He was told I was dead? What the hell?" He thought in confusion.
The Kyūbi meanwhile narrowed his eyes to what was revealed. "Hmm. . ." He hummed out in a thinking tone as he decided not to intervene and let his host handle this one by himself.
Naruto's eyes were still covered by shadows as he looked at the older man while his fists were still balled up as a blue hue of chakra was being channeled into it.
To the sight, Jiraiya instantly figured out what was going to happen next, so he buckled his knees and prepared for what the blond was going to do.
Then next thing anyone could saw was Naruto pulling back his fist and slam it straight to the man's gut while the older man did nothing to dodge nor lessen the blow. "Gah!" Jiraiya got out as he slid backwards a foot or two.
Though not the hardest hit Jiraiya has ever been hit with, it was however the most painful emotionally and psychologically hit the man had ever received. Having being hit by the son of the man he had seen as his surrogate son would hurt like not other.
Naruto still had his fist stretch for a moment before he retracted it and placed in on his sides as he took a deep breath. "Let me make it clear, that wasn't for being with me all my childhood." He began to say.
Jiraiya had finally recovered from the hit as he raised his head while have a baffled expression. "What?" Was all he could say as that was what he actually thought it was for.
The blond simply crossed his arms while he looked away. "How can I hate you if you never known that I was even alive?" Naruto simply stated as he turn back to the baffled man. "That was. . . for not even bothering checking to know if I was even alive dattebayo. . ." He clarified with an annoyed tone. "So. . ." He began.
"Naruto. . ." Jiraiya got out in a hesitant tone.
"I can forgive you for not being there." Naruto simply declared, but there was a small hint of resentment in his tone of voice.
Though Jiraiya couldn't believe that the boy had just say those life giving words to the man, his heart still felt guilt as he caught the hidden tone in said boys voice. "He still resents me a little. . ." He thought to himself, but he quickly shock his head and let out a smile. "Thanks Naruto, I promise to-" He began to say.
Naruto however stopped him by raising his hand. "Don't get the wrong idea, I said I can forgive you, but that doesn't mean I'll see you as a godfather because I just meet you so you can't expect me to just see you like that." He declared with a serious tone.
Jiraiya then looked at the blond, understanding the reason behind it.
"But. . ." Naruto suddenly said, halting all of the man's thoughts. He then looked straight at the man's eyes. "While I won't see you as a godfather, I can still see you as a sensei." He simple said.
Jiraiya in response nodded to that. "He's like Minato. . ." He thought.
"So let's start from zero and we'll see where it goes from there." Naruto simply requested with his infamous fox like grin on his face. "Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki!" He greeted.
Within the seal, the fox Bijū could only smirk to the sight. "Expected for a brat that's still growing. . .slightly impressed that you matured a little." He remarked to himself as the image of a old man appeared in his mind. "Your too nice for your own good kit. . .just like him. . ." He then added in his head with a fond tone.
Jiraiya couldn't help but shed a small tear when he heard that, he quickly rub his eye as he then smirked as he looked at the boy. "He's also like Kushina." He thought in amusement.
Suddenly, the sound of traditional drums sound in the background. Then Jiraiya slammed his right foot onto the ground as he began hopping three times to his side while his right hand was facing forward and his let stretching to the side. At the third hop he clap his hand together, then he placed his left foot forwards, while slightly bending his knees. Finally he placed his left palm towards the boy.
"I am known as the Mountain Toad. . .the spirit sage that has acquired immortality, also commonly known as the Toad Mountain Sage!" Jiraiya introduced in a over eccentric manner.
Naruto however only sweatdropped to that. "Nice to meet you. . .Ero-sennin." He simply replied.
With that reply, Jiraiya fell comically to the ground.
". . .To be expected. . ." The Kyūbi meanwhile deadpanned from the seal.
"Hey! The guy was peeking at girls in the bath house!" Naruto then mentally remarked to the Bijū.
"And that's why your to stupid to appreciate the female form. . ." The Kyūbi rebutted.
As if the old man had heard that. "OI! There's a reason for that!" Jiraiya then declared as he went into his coat. "I was getting material for my series of novel." He then added in a more calm tone as he pulled out a familiar orange book.
Naruto then looked at the book as he recognized it instantly. "AH! T-THAT'S!" He shouted as he pointed at the book.
The Kyūbi's nose meanwhile started to bleed at the sight. "Sweet kami. . .the master. . ." He got out.
"Oh? You know the magnificence of my book?" Jiraiya declared with a bragging tone as his nose grew sharper.
"That's the trash book every pervert I know reads!" Naruto concluded while having a huge tick mark on his head.
In response to that, Jiraiya also gained a tick mark of anger. "How dare you!? I am a well known author with thousands of fans! Male and female alike!" He declared this made the blond gain a shock tone at hearing the female part. "That's right! There are even some females that love my novels in the world!" He then added to his declaration.
". . .Bullshit! There's no way a female could be that perverted dattebayo!" Naruto countered in denial.
Somewhere far, far, ridiculously far away. . .
"ACHOO!" A girl sneezed. "NANI SORE! WHO'S TALKING ABOUT ME!?" She then roared her question.
"Your Uchiha's pervy in some sense." The Kyūbi reminded in a deadpan tone.
"Well at least she doesn't read those trash books!" Naruto instantly retorted.
Jiraiya meanwhile looked at the boy with a confused expression. "Umm. . .you ok there?" He then asked in concern.
Naruto then looked back to the white haired man. "Just having an annoying voice echo in my head. . ." He revealed with an irritated tone. He then shook it off as he then looked at the man. "So, were you in the village when my parents were killed?" He then asked.
This got Jiraiya's attention. "Well that came out of nowhere." He thought to himself, but he simply thought of it as him just wanting to know about the day his parents death. "No, I wasn't even there at the time." He revealed with shame in his tone, as he had wished he had, whether or not it would had change the outcome, he just wanted to be there.
To hearing that, Naruto then kicked the dirt in anger. "Damn, so you don't know anything. . .here I thought I could get more info about the masked prick at cause it all in the first place. . ." He grumbled out.
Jiraiya's eyes widen for a moment before looking at the blond in disbelief. "Wait what!? Your saying that you know who caused the attack!?" He asked with a stupefied tone.
"Well yeah, you thought that a huge ass fox just got out of the seal in Kaa-chan's stomach without her knowing that it was out and then it just appear in the middle of the village?" Naruto retorted with a deadpan tone.
"I resent that!" The Kyūbi meanwhile remarked, though he was simply ignored by the blond.
This calmed down the old man as he crossed his arms. "Well, I did had suspicions that someone may had caused it. . ." Jiraiya admitted. "But neither me or sensei found any evidence and he told me that Minato was already dead when he got there." He then added.
Naruto simply nodded as this was more or less exactly like the Kyubi had told him the first time they had meet.
The Kyūbi soon growled as he remembered that moment in time. "Yeah that's pretty much true for anyone that wasn't there. . ." He stated as he then let out a low growl. "That asshole just got lucky at the time that I just got out of the seal. . ." He then admitted in slight annoyance.
Then Jiraiya realized something as he looked at the blond with narrow eyes. "But that's the thing though, how are you so sure that there was someone? How would you even know this?" He then questioned.
This gained Naruto's attention. "Huh? Oh yeah, the Kyūbi told me all that he remembered that day." He bluntly revealed.
To hearing that answer, Jiraiya blinked a couple of times before his eyes widened. "WHAT!?" He soon roared with a stupefied tone.
The Kyūbi simply face palmed to that. "Smooth dumbass. . ." He grumbled out.
To hearing both responses, Naruto winced at realizing what he did. "Shit. . ." He muttered to himself. "Well. . .no point hiding it now." He thought/told his tenant. "Yeah, him and me have a. . .mutual agreement and we're pretty much on the same side now." He once again bluntly revealed.
Jiraiya's eye then twitched to that as he looked at the boy. "And you trust it? Just like that? It nearly wiped out the village!" He reminded,
"Oi!" Kyūbi yelled out as he had enough of the two ruining his good name.
The next thing the Sannin knew was that Naruto glowed blue then red before a red blur of chakra came out of his seal. The blur went to the blond's head as it form the Kyūbi's chibi form.
"WILL YOU TWO STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!?" The Kyūbi shouted while adorably pointing his paw's finger at the Sanin. "I STILL REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT! THAT MASKED BASTARD PUT ME UNDER A FUCKIN' GENJUTSU AND FORCED ME TO ATTACK THE VILLAGE!" He declared.
This, understandably, surprising and shocked Jiraiya beyond belief at the sight of a mini Kyūbi that was on top of his godson's head.
"IF I WAS IN FULL CONTROL OF MYSELF, I WOULD HAD LEFT THIS MISERABLE PLACE THAT HAD ME SEALED IN TWO INSUFFERABLE WOMAN FOR AT LEAST A CENTURY! NEXT TIME I SEE THAT FUCKER, I'LL WRING HIS NECK DAMMIT!" The Kyūbi then ranted.
As the rant went on, Naruto just looked up and roll his eyes at this, not even bother by this anymore.
The Sannin on the other hands, was anything but. "Your. . .Kyūbi. . ." Jiraiya breathed out in disbelief as he secretly began to coat his hands in chakra to prepare a seal and ready to fight to the death if need be.
Kyūbi calmed down before sighing and waving his paw in annoyance. "Yeah yeah yeah, big chakra demon, caused massive mayhem, blah blah blah I get it already!" He dismissively remarked.
However, Jiraiya didn't lower his guard at all as he narrow his eyes at the bored Kyūbi's face, but when he heard that way the Bijū had replied and the way he was being strangely casual from the mightiest of all Tailed Beasts, he had to resist face faulting.
Jiraiya then quickly recovered as his face turn into a confused expression. "This. . .This can't be, I know I saw that the seal was intact, so then how is the Kyūbi out?" He questioned in confusion.
The Kyūbi in response to that just rolled his eyes. "This is getting old. . ." He thought with annoyance. "Not the real me at them moment, just a clone, moving on. . ." He quickly explain in a dismissive manner.
". . .A clone. ." Jiraiya thought to himself. "How is that possible. . .the Eight Trigrams Seal should had only aloud Naruto to gain access to the Kyūbi's chakra and holt its consciousness from coming out." He thought to himself.
Then a bone chilling thought appeared in the Sannin's mind. "Could it be that. . .Minato, used the two Four Trigrams Seals from the Eight Trigrams to. . ." Jiraiya thought to himself as he theorized something that could be even more risky and deadlier than anything he thought possible. "He wouldn't. . .would he?" He added to a hint of fear in his tone.
However before Jiraiya could continued with his thoughts. "By the way. . ." The Kyūbi suddenly started as he jumped down the blond's head as his body then changed into his human transformation while he pulled out one of Jiraiya's books. "Can I have your autograph?" He then asked while kneeling down as if he was before a god.
Any and all thoughts that Jiraiya had instantly disappeared in an instant as his jaw hit the ground while having a expression of complete and total stupefied.
Naruto meanwhile palmed his face. "Way to kill the moment Kyūbi. . ." He muttered out in complete and utter embarrassment. "And as you can see here Ero-sennin, this guy's a massive perv too dattebayo. . ." He had the displeasure of introducing.
"Erm, ok. . .Umm, sure, I'll sign them. . ." Was all Jiraiya could get out while still in a state of bafflement while he took out a pen.
The Kyūbi however chuckled perversely as he saw the Sannin signing his book, then his face turn into a shocked one. "Shit! I should had gotten the rest too!" He then cursed.
SMACK!
Naruto once again hit his forehead with much more force than the last that it left a red handprint on his forehead. "Dammit you erotic fox!" He roared out in annoyance.
"Oh screw you too kit, I'm allowed to have my likes and dislikes!" The Kyūbi then retorted to his container.
Naruto's eye then twitched at he looked at the disguised demon fox. "WHY ME DATTEBAYO!?" He then roared to the sky.
Jiraiya had finished signing the book, more so in autopilot than anything else. "This is the all-powerful Kyūbi no Kitsune? A pervert!?" He exclaimed his mind after finally processed.
"Like your not having perverted thoughts on that Uchiha and Hyuga!" The Kyūbi retorted.
"Hey! Don't get them involved in this you ero-fox!" Naruto countered while having a large blush on his face.
This instantly caught the Sannin's full attentions as he felt this was much more important than the Kyūbi being out of the seal or that he was a fellow pervert. "Hmm. . . maybe we can work together, and make Naruto perverted too. . . No one can resist voices in one's head forever! Hehehehe. . ." Jiraiya thought to himself while having a pervert grin on his face.
The Kyūbi eye's then turned towards Jiraiya and as if kindred spirits flashed in their eyes and then the two began chuckling perversely while having the same thoughts.
Naruto soon enough stopped as he felt a shiver down his spine when he saw both Kyūbi and Jiraiya chuckling. "I'm doomed. . .doomed to be around perverts. . ." He wailed in his mind. "Oh Kami, why is it me? Why?" He then asked himself once more while crying anime tears.
After Kyūbi got his signed books back, he put them back into his hammer-space and looked at his container. "Hey kit? How should I tell Jiraiya here you have two girlfriends?" He asked purposely in a loud tone.
Jiraiya was pulled out of his ideas on making Naruto perverted when he heard reminded him of the demon fox's earlier statement. "So what was that about you a girlfriend? More like plural? Damn, kid, you're good." He responded in a proud manner as he then gave a creepy and perverted gesture with his hands. "So, how far you with these girls?" He then asked with a perverted tone while wiggling his fingers.
Naruto's blush instantly went red to that as he looked at the white haired man. "T-That's none of your business!" He declared.
The Kyūbi however chuckled some more to hearing that. "Ooooh yeah. What's even better, they're the Heiresses of both the Hyuga and Uchiha clans." He then revealed with just as a perverted tone as the sannin.
To that statement, Jiraiya was shocked, before his pervertedness kicked into overdrive. "Jeez kid. Lady killer, aren't ya!?" He declared while chuckling pervertly and loudly.
Naruto then glared at his tenant with squinted eyes. "You suck. . .you really suck. . ." He deadpanned.
"Ah, c'mon kid! Live a little!" Jiraiya remarked with a loud and annoying chuckle. "Say, have you. . .done it yet?" He then asked with suggestively tone before turning to Kyūbi, who was giving off another perverted chuckle which he returned in kind.
"Kami fuckin' damn it. . ." The very annoyed and embarrassed Naruto muttered out. "We're only twelve dattebayo!" He then loudly reminded.
This made all the fun in Jiraiya's disappeared but the Kyūbi's didn't. "While that's true for the most part. . .there wasn't any unclean and naughty on the kit's end. . ." He admitted.
"Huh?" Jiraiya got out, much to the blond's dismay.
The Kyūbi then grinned widely to that. "Here's a hint; there was some serious girl-on-girl action, and it was not between the Hyuga and the Uchiha." He hinted with a wiggle in his eyebrow.
"Oh you motherfucker. . ." Naruto then muttered in anger.
Jiraiya just blinked in confusion. "Eh? There was another girl?" He asked as he didn't understood the meaning of it but was really excited to finding out.
This caused the Bijū to gain a massive shit eating grin. "Something like that. . . hehehe." The Kyūbi replied while chuckling pervertly.
"Your a dead fox after this. . ." Naruto then declared in a low tone as he was readying to use the pain button.
This instantly shut up the Bijū at the fear of the threatened button.
Jiraiya meanwhile was confused for a moment not understanding what the Biju said, however after a few moments. "Mind showing what you did?" He asked with a perverted tone. "I could definitely used this for my next book." He then stated.
"Do it!" The Kyūbi instantly replied as he drooled at the thought of the next book.
Naruto instantly narrowed his eyes to that. "No." He deadpanned.
"Aww, please!" Jiraiya whined at the instant rejection.
The Kyūbi however smirked as if he knew this would happen. "Leave it to me." He remarked as he then snapped his fingers.
"What the he-" Was all Naruto could get out.
POOF!
A large puff of smoke covered the area where Naruto was standing, and dissipated to reveal the Sexy Jutsu, aka Naruko.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Naruko screamed out as she covered herself up.
To the expected reaction, Kyūbi chuckled pervertedly while Jiraiya just stared in shock. "That. . . is fantastic. . ." The white haired man barely got out in disbelief. Then his perverted side kicked in as a tent appeared in his pants. "HELL YES! JUST STAND THERE! I NEED THIS FOR MY RESEARCH!" He loudly declared while pulling out a pencil and notepad and writing furiously.
"H-How?!" Naruko exclaimed in disbelief as she turned to the demon fox, who had a perverted smile.
"I got my waysy." Kyūbi smugly declared.
"Do you recall what I promised for when you did dattebane?" Naruko however replied evilly.
"WAIT!" The Kyūbi got out but it was to late as his entire body was struck by lightning and his skeleton was comically visible.
"So. . .was it worth being able to do this dattebane?" Naruko then questioned with narrow eyes as he stopped the electrical current.
The Kyūbi soon fell to the ground as his entire body was burn to a crisp. "Kami dammit. . .kit. . ." He got out in agony before snapping his fingers again, and Naruko returned to Naruto.
Jiraiya had stopped writing while pouting in disapproval. "Aww come on. . . I need more material for my research! Turn him back!" He whined while looking at the demonic fox.
The Kyūbi comedically returned to normal as he stood back up. "No way, man! I want him to press that damn button!" He remarked before giving off a perverted smirk.
"But that was golden material!" Jiraiya then exclaimed.
The Kyūbi then lean into the fellow perv's ear. "Don't worry, I'll give you all the details on their nights together." He whispered to him so his container couldn't hear him.
"I'll hold you to that." Jiraiya replied while giggling perversely; he couldn't wait to hear the details.
Naruto's only thought on the matter at hand was one thing and one thing only. "Fuck my life." He then looked at the two perverts. "So then Ero-sennin, you gonna train me? I gotta fight Hinata-chan's fate obsessed cousin and could really use the training." He admitted.
Jiraiya looked at the blond and smirked. "Maybe, but on one condition." He stated with a chuckle.
Naruto's eye began to twitched uncontrollably. "What?" He got out before he then noticed more perverted chuckling from the two, causing him to growl in annoyance. "Kami damn it. . ." He once more swore in a mutter.
Within Konoha. . .
Fū and Shino had finally finish the tour of the entirety of the clan grounds and facilities, which, on the girl's opinion, took a surprisingly longer time that she thought.
One interesting thing that had happen to the girl was that the insects in the compound were really attracted to Fū. Most likely due to the gigantic rhinoceros beetle sealed inside of her. In a sense, they were basically bowing in reverence at her.
"Jeez, they're treating me like I'm a queen or something. . ." Fū thought with a deadpan tone as she had the annoying impression that the Nanabi had a smug look on his face, and was soaking up the attention.
"Respect to the top beetle!" The Nanabi once more declared pridefully.
When the two young shinobi finally arrived to the main house, the sounds of footsteps were heard. They eventually turned and saw a man walking alongside a woman.
The man was like an older version of Shino, he had on black glasses and a high-collared cloak that seemed to be the traditional wear for the Aburame. He also had a thin mustache that looked faded away, as if it was once fuller.
The woman meanwhile had green eyed, black haired, pale skinned woman. She also looked completely out of place; instead of the emotionless expressions and the outfit of the Aburame's, she was dressed in clothes more befitting of a civilian woman; a simple kimono with flower designs, and a bright smile with that seemed to make the atmosphere around her brighter.
When the older pair came closer, the two gave a formal bow. "Son." The older man simply greeted.
The mother meanwhile smiled as she looked at her son. "Welcome back Shino-kun." She greeted with a kind smile on her face.
Shino in response returned the greeting with a simply bow. "Mother, father." He replied before gesturing towards the green haired girl. "This is Fū. She is here as a representative from Takigakure and will join our ranks. Hokage-sama said to bring her here to live with us." He revealed.
Fu meanwhile was awkward to the moment as she bowed in respect. "It is nice to meet you both." She replied.
"Oh~ He's already introducing you to his parents~" The Nanabi teased as he felt the girl's awkwardness.
"You damn well know that's not the case!" Fū roared in her head with pure annoyance.
The man nodded solemnly, and said to Fū, "We have already been informed of Hokage-sama's decision. You are most welcome in our hive, Fū-san. My name is Shibi Aburame; the clan head I may be, but you may call me Shibi." He stated/introduced himself.
The woman then gave a quick and polite nod. "Hello Fū-san, my name is Rinko Aburame, but please also called me Rinko." She introduced herself with a bowed to the other girl. "Let's get along well." She added with a kind tone.
Fū blushed slightly as she yet again felt incredibly awkward as she simply gave a quick and robotic nod.
"Wow! First names with both the parents already Fū-chan!" The Nanabi then declared, impressed with her progress.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU OVERGROWN BUG!" Fū roared with embarrassment.
Unaware of the girl's current state of mind, Shiki took a single step forward. "Thanks to Hokage-sama informing us beforehand, we had already prepared a room for you accordingly. I hope your stay with us is a pleasant one." The clan head replied with a rare small hidden smile underneath his overcoat.
This got Fū out of her shock and bowed as low as possible. "Yes thank you very much, Shibi-sa-" She began.
Shiki let out a small cough while Rinko let out a small frown.
"I-I mean. . .S-Shiki. . .R-Rinko; I appreciate your hospitality." Fū quickly corrected herself though her face was bright red as she heard the snickering of the Nanabi in her head.
With a small smile on the parents faces, they nodded as Shino lead a very embarrassed Fū to her new room. "Oh, and Shino-kun?" Rinko called out, making her son turned around. "Good luck." She encouraged as she gave him a wink.
Shino however just tilted his head to that in confusion. "Hmm?" He got out as Fū's face began to illuminate the room in red.
Back at the Team Seven training field. . .
"You two suck. . .you both really suck. . ." Naruko deadpanned as she was in a orange fox suit with fox ears and a single tail coming out the back, all the while the white haired was writing so fast that smoke started to be visible and the disguised Bijū continued to give off a perverted grin. "And you too boss!" She then added.
"Hey! I'm just as grossed out here too dattebayo!" Naruto remarked. "I would only really would do it if Satsuki wants to though. . ." He whispered in her ear.
". . .I can't argue with that dattebane. . ." Naruko muttered in agreement as she turned towards the BIjū. "And where the hell did you get a fox version of a bunny suit women at a casino wear!?" She then questioned.
"Like I said, I have my ways." The Human shape Bijū simply replied with a shit eating grin on his face.
The real Naruto and Naruko soon gained massive tick marks to that. "How the hell can a demon over a thousand years old be so perverted!" The two angrily thought.
The girl then looked at the perverted duo. "And very sick in the head. . ." Naruko declared with an angry tone.
"Keep this up kid and I'll show you your dad's best techniques!" Jiraiya quickly said with a nosebleed as he didn't even care it was just a clone.
"Yeah kit, keep on at it!" Kyūbi jokingly demand. "And don't forget to call us master." He he said in a sing-song tone.
That was the last straw as Naruko dispelled as the fox suit float for a few seconds before falling to the ground and then the real Naruto instantly gain the clone's anger as he picked it up and threw it at the disguised Bijū. "HELL F**KIN NO!" Naruto roared as he then stormed off, deciding to head home for the day.
The two perverts looked at each other as Jiraiya pocketed his notepad. "Think we went a bit far?" He questioned.
Kyūbi took off the fox suit of his face and simply shrugged his shoulders. "Possibly." He then looked over at the other man and gave him a serious look. "So what do you have planned for the kit's training? He's got an entire month." He soon stated.
Jiraiya sighed as he ran a hand through his hair. "Yeah kind of figured that. But before that. . ." He got out, but when he felt the blond was far away from them, his aura completely change and realized a heavy atmosphere. "I think you and I need to have a little talk. . ." He stated with a death serious tone while channeling an insane amount of chakra, showing that the title Sannin was not for show.
The disguised Bijū meanwhile was not even affect in the slightest as knew this was coming. "Yeah, I guess. . ." He remarked as he scratched the back of his head.
"While I know your not the real Kyūbi, you are more or less it right?" Jiraiya asked with a no nonsense tone.
"Yup, may be a clone but I still think and act like the real me. I just transfer my conscious to this body while my main body sleeps in the kit." Kyūbi replied with a serious tone of his own.
Jiraiya simply looked at him without saying a word as if he was thinking of where or not attack him.
The disguised Kyūbi then narrowed his eyes as he looked at the man. "So if you think that attacking me would do anything, then don't bother. I'll just disappear and returned to my real body." He stated, though he didn't added that he would hate it that happen because it would simply show that the sannin beat him even in this form, his pride won't let that happen.
Upon hearing that, Jiraiya finally calmed down enough to hold the powersurge of his incredibly chakra. "Believe me, I'm still trying to get over the fact that you of all people working with my godson specially when you killed his own father and mother." He then admitted with a suggested tone.
The Kyūbi didn't missed the insinuation in the toad sage's tone. "I already said that some asshole took control of me and besides, our mutual interests in certain bloodshot people are mutual at the moment." He simply stated as he looked straight in his eyes. "And besides I want some sort of notion of freedom and the kit actually gave it to me, something I never had in a long time thanks to some hypocrites." He then added with narrow eyes as his hatred was bleeding out of his voice.
Jiraiya however knew exactly what long time meant as it meant him being sealed since the village's creation, but was confused by the hypocrite part. "Hmm. . ." He hummed out.
"Anyways. . ." The Kyūbi got out as he finally realized that he was saying more than he should. "So for the time being, me and the kit will continue to cooperate, whether you like it or not." He stated in a calm yet snapping manner
Jiraiya in response to that sighed as he looked at the disguised demonic fox. "Fine. . .But don't think for a second that I'll just let my guard down, I am known for being a seal master, so I'll make sure to stop you if you do try anything." He declared with absolute seriousness. "Not to mention I also have the key to tighten his seal and make sure you stay in there." He added in his mind.
"Yeah yeah whatever. . ." The Kyūbi simply retorted with a bored and untreated tone as he then remembered something that made him chuckle. "Also, same deal goes with my chosen pseudo-jinchūrikis/future wives of the kit." He then stated then stated with a smirk.
To hearing that statement, Jiraiya's eyes then widened. "P-PSEUDO-JINCHŪRIKIS!?" He exclaimed in shock.
The Bijū let out a sigh of annoyance at that. "That's thanks to a snake pedophile wanting to get his hand on them." He basically answered.
Jiraiya's eyes narrow dangerously at that. "So Orochimaru was here after all. . ." He stated in a serious tone.
"You know the pedo?" The Kyūbi questioned before shaking it off for another time. "Anyways, because of him that we had to make them into pseudos in order for him to never try it again." He stated. "I would love to see him try though. . ." He added with a fang like grin and a bloodthirsty tone.
"So you forced two girls into becoming connected to you in order to prevent Orochimaru's influence on them." Jiraiya then accused with narrow eyes.
"Nope." The Kyūbi instantly replied without missing a beat. "It was the two of them that chose to become pseudo-jinchūrikis for me." He then added with a satisfied grin.
". . .You expect me to believe that they willingly decided to it and you don't gain anything in return?" Jiraiya soon questioned with a skeptical tone as he refused to believe that he did this without gaining something out of it.
"Let's just say those two are really in love with the kit." The Kyūbi then stated with a perverted grin. "Especially that female Uchiha with her unique. . .personality." He then added.
". . .What?" Jiraiya got out in more confusion as he knew how most of the Uchiha's colorful personalities were.
The Kyūbi then rolled his eyes as he knew what the other man was thinking. "And no, it's not like those arrogant assholes I hate so much." He remarked.
This only further confused Jiraiya. "What's different about her?" He then asked.
The Kyūbi could only grin to that. "Ever meet Anko?" He suddenly asked.
Jiraiya could only chuckle to that. "Who hasn't?" He counter questioned.
"Well lets just say that she's won't be the only deadly seductress in the village in a few years." The Kyūbi hinted with a perverted grin on his face.
". . .Bullshit." Jiraiya deadpanned, not believing that. "You expect me to believe an Uchiha, female or not will be anything like Anko of all people?" He the asked with a skeptical yet hopeful tone.
Then with a perverted grin, the Kyūbi began telling everything Team Seven had done, each time he did, Jiraiya's jaw grew and grew as it finally hit the ground.
"And don't get me started on the Uchiha and the Hyuga becoming biasexual for one another and are still dating the kit!" The Kyūbi finally and loudly declared.
Jiraiya's eyes widen even further to that idea and the images that were forming in his head. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" He roared to the four winds while his nose was leaking a faucet.
On that day. . .the creation of the most perverted duo the world has ever ever know was spawned. . .as women everywhere shivered in unintentional and unimaginable fear. . .unaware of what happened. . .
Back within Konoha. . .
"Perverts. . .kami damn perverts. . ." Naruto muttered as he stormed through the village, ignoring any and everything that the civilians were throwing at him. "Pricks. . ." He muttered. He continued walking until. . .
"Ah Naruto, what are you doing here?" A familiar voice asked.
Naruto turned and saw a very familiar jonin. "Hey! Kakashi-sensei!" He cheerfully greeted his sensei.
Kakashi had just came out of a nearby local shinobi weapons store where most of the shinobi in the village get their supplies. Kunai, shuriken, ninja wires, etc.
As the blond walked over to the jonin, he gave his sensei a confused look. "Hey sensei. Uh. . .what are you doing here? I thought," He began to say as he quickly looked around for a moment to make sure no one was eavesdropping on them. "You were training Satsuki-chan in the mountains. What are you doing here?" He asked in a low whispering tone.
Kakashi let out a sigh as he motion the blond to come inside of the shop. Once inside he began to looked at some of the weapons in the shelves. "Ah, Satsuki's setting up the tents for where we are camped, so I decided to quickly come back to the village to get her a weapon. Like how you use a weapon." He explained as he leaned in closer. "That and her birthday's coming." He then added.
"Oh! So your looking for a weapon for Satsuki-chan?" Naruto guessed before his eyes widen and nearly popped out of his skull. "Shit! Her birthday! We can't celebrate it because of training!" He then exclaimed in a loud whisper tone.
The one eyed jonin just let out an amused chuckled as he placed a hand on his shoulder. "How about we both look for one together?" Kakashi suggested with an amused tone.
That managed to calm down the blond and nodded in agreement. "Alright, it will be my present for her then." Naruto replied with a smile.
Kakashi gave off his infamous eye smile. "Alright then and while we're looking, you can tell me about what's been happening so far for your training. I know it's not been that long, but I can give you some pointers for leaving you like that." He then offered.
To that offer, Naruto grinned widely. "I'd like that dattebayo." He replied.
With that, both sensei and student began to look for some weapons, having a discussion on the idea of buying any large or heavy weapons as they knew that the girl was more suited for light weaponry.
As they went to the lighter weaponry section. "Well. . ." Naruto started as he began to think what he had been doing so far. "I been training my kenjutsu stances and techniques, my physical training and elemental jutsu training using shadow clones." He revealed.
Kakashi nodded to that as he looked at the blond. "Good work, used of shadow clones. But I think it would be more useful if you use them for Wind and Earth training." He then revealed.
"How come? Wouldn't it be better to have my clones practice with my jutsus? I been doing this for a while and it works fine." Naruto rebutted, he wasn't saying he won't do it, but he was just used to doing it that way.
Knowing what his students was probably thinking, Kakashi simply eyed smile. "While it's true that shadow clone will help for casting your jutsus much faster, but if you train in your Wind and Earth affinity training it will help power your jutsu with more power than simply training to just cast it." He explained with a wise tone.
Naruto blinked a few times as he thought of what his sensei had just told him, after a few moments his eyes widen in realization. "Wow! Your right! No matter how many times I practice my jutsus were just got a bit stronger but not by much." He stated with an amazed tone.
Kakashi in turn nodded in response to that as he pulled out a small scroll and handed it to his student. "Inside this scroll is the first and second exercises for wind and earth training. Just have you clones practice them and your elemental jutsu's power will increase even more than ever before." He added.
Naruto face nearly split from the massive grin on his face as he took the scroll. "Thanks! Kakashi sensei! I'll be sure to try it out ASAP!" He said with pure excitement in his voice.
Kakashi merely gave an eye smile to that. "Glad to help, so anything else had happened?" He asked.
However all of the blonds excitement ended to that. "Yeah. . .Kyūbi's been a major pain in the ass. . ." Naruto soon added with an annoyed tone.
The one eyed jonin raised his eyebrow in confusion. "How so?" He then questioned.
"Oh, right, you don't down about the chibi thing." Naruto got out in a awkward tone while rubbing the back of his head.
"Chibi thing?" Kakashi questioned with a baffled and confused tone.
Then Naruto began explaining what had happened just before the exams had began, from how the Kyūbi first came out of the seal, his explanation of the chibi form being just a shadow clone, how he caused a racket with the Hyuga Clan. "That's the jist of it." He concluded.
Whatever the one eyed jonin was expecting to hear, this was not it. As during the entire explanation, Kakashi's eyes widen as he looked at the blond. "So, the Kyūbi can walked around in a mini version of himself?" Was all he really wanted to know as the rest was classified as trivial.
"Yup." Naruto simply replied.
Kakashi took a deep breath as he processed everything now. "Is this exactly safe?" He then questioned. "He is the monster that nearly destroy the village." He added with a tone full of suspicion.
Naruto then sweatdropped to the question. "Anyone else is getting a sense of Déjà vu here?" He muttered to himself before shaking it off. "Anyways, it ok, the real thing is inside here." He stated as he pointed his stomach. "No matter what he will still be here because of the seal." He then added.
The jonin let out a sigh of relief to that. "Alright Naruto, I trust you if you say so." Kakashi replied with kind tone as he had faith in the blond as he recalled what had started this. "So what was that about it causing trouble?" He then asked.
Naruto then groaned as he rubbed his head in annoyance. "Well during my kenjutsu workout with my Shadow Clones, which by the way I come up with an awesome kenjutsu move!" He declared with a sparkle in his eyes.
However then blonds excitement died when Kakashi fake cough. "Focus." He simply stated.
Naruto pouted but he still nodded in response to that. "Anyways, I noticed Kyūbi was missing, so I went to find him. And I eventually did found him, but. . ." He stopped while having an annoyed expression.
"But?" Kakashi repeated as he raised an eyebrow.
Then then blond let out a sigh to what was repeated. "When I found him. . .he wasn't in his chibi form." Naruto declared.
". . ." Kakashi was left baffled at that, first he learn about the Kyūbi being able to come out of the seal and now he was probably going to learn more than he really didn't wanted to. "I hope this is not what I think it is." He thought to himself as he didn't like were this was going.
"He actually looked like a tall guy with red hair." Naruto then revealed as he kicked the floor.
"He looked human now?" Kakashi asked as his fears were answered.
"Yup and he was carrying a stack of books." Naruto then added.
Kakashi raised his single eyebrow at that. "Books?" He then thought as he did not expect that.
"To my immense annoyance. . .all of those books were Icha Icha, so I obviously got angry." Naruto declared with an annoyed tone.
Kakashi's eye then widen and if he didn't had his mouthpiece, his jaw would had fallen to the ground as he looked at the blond in disbelief. "WHAT!? THE KYŪBI'S A FAN!?" He exclaimed more then questioned.
The blond's eye began twitching to that. "Seriously? Déjà vu much?" He simply thought. "So I channel a lot of my chakra in my fist and punched him through a wall." Naruto clarified in satisfaction and with a evil smile on his face.
The one eyed jonin actually had to make a comically double take upon hearing that. ". . .You punched out the Kyūbi through a wall. . ." Kakashi repeated not believing what he heard.
"And I would do it again with pleasure." Naruto retorted with an evil tone, before he recalled what happened next. "However what I didn't know was that the wall was of the hot springs, and he landed in the lady's side." He then continued with a hint of embarrassment in his tone.
"And it was all an accident?" Kakashi questioned once more with a suggesting tone.
"Hey! I didn't know alright!?" Naruto exclaimed with an embarrassed blush before shaking it off. "Anyways, went he crash into the wall, he knocked some guy that was on the same wall, who was clearly peeking." He then stated with a sneer in his tone.
"I. . .see. . ." Kakashi replied as he sweatdropped to the peeking part.
"So next thing I know was that some ladies were entering the room, so I used my Sexy Jutsu to look like one of them and pointed at the man who was peeking." Naruto began as he gain an evil smile.
"You didn't. . ." Kakashi got out as he paled slightly at the possible ideas the blond could have came up with.
Naruto's smile then turned to one that was vile with glee. "Oh yeah. . .I called him out and he got his ass kicked by the women and I used the distraction to get away, the pervert had it coming anyways." He declared with a vile tone.
The jonin sweatdropped at that. "Remind me never to get on his bad side. . ." Kakashi thought to himself.
The blond then took a deep breath and called down. "Well after I got out of there, the Kyūbi then told me that I should follow the man." He then revealed.
"Why is that?" Kakashi asked with a confused tone.
Naruto then scratched the back of his head. "He just said that he could be the right man to train me. Which I called bullshit on because he was a pervert." He stated.
Kakashi's eye merely twitched to that as he looked at the blond. "Oh thanks Naruto. . ." He sarcastically thought.
Naruto's expression then became serious as he placed his hands in his pockets. "When I did meet him I did. I learn a lot that I honestly wasn't expecting. . ." He stated with complicated feelings.
Kakashi then looked at the boy intently at how serious he was being. "And. . .what did you learn?" He questioned.
"Well after I told him my name and he told me that his not only that his name was Jiraiya, but that-" Naruto began to say, but he couldn't continue.
"What?!" Kakashi interjected with a loud and surprised tone. "Jiraiya of the Sannin!? The Toad Sage!? Are you sure about this?" He then questioned.
Naruto let out a massive sweatdrop to this. "Uhh. . . Yeah?" He replied, before giving a deadpan expression. "He's a huge pervert though. . ." He soon added.
The one eyed jonin was taken aback to hearing that. "Why he's the author of one of the greatest novels that any man had ever known!" Kakashi declared with passion as he raised his own Icha Icha book as if it was the bible.
Naruto face turned into one of complete and uther disappointment. "I really don't care Kakashi-sensei. . ." Was all the blond had to say on the subject.
Kakashi's passion instantly evaporated and let out an awkward chuckle. "Anyways, Naruto, should we go back to picking a weapon for Satsuki?" He then suggested.
"Eh? Oh, right! Well. . ." Naruto replied before he took a thinking pose while completely forgotten to tell his sensei about the Sannin being his godfather. "Satsuki is really strong. . . but if she couldn't use some of her skills. . ." He admitted.
Kakashi nodded as he looked at some other weapons. "Yes, her weapon must fit not only her built, but also to allow her to switch from using the weapon, to her other skills easily. Otherwise it will only be a hindrance than a useful tool." He stated using his memories in the Anbu.
The blond took an over exaggerated thinking pose as he made his brain go overdrive while steam began to come out of his head. However before Kakashi could say anything about this, Naruto's eyes widened. "I got it!" He then exclaimed.
The jonin then raised an eyebrow to that. "Really now. . ." He remarked in an amused tone.
Naruto then smiled widely to the one eyed jonin. "What about. . . a tantō? It's perfect for fighting at a distance, but also good for if she gets grabbed by her opponent." He suggested.
Kakashi blinked a few times as he wasn't expecting that. "Hmm. . .an interesting choice." He started with an honest tone. "She'd does have the build for wielding a tanō, as long as it's the right size, shape, and it having the right materials it could be an excellent weapon for her. . ." He thought to himself as he thought of how a mission would go if she had the perfect weapon.
"So what do you think?" Naruto asked with a grin on his face.
The one eyed jonin gave his student an eyesmile. "Excellent choice, Naruto! I'm surprised. You're right, a tantō would be perfect for Satsuki, but just any old one won't do, oh no no no. . ." He commented while he wagging his finger.
Naruto crossed his arms and took a thinking pose. "But how do we find out which would be good for her?" He asked with a confused tone.
Kakashi let out a hummed as he walked to the counter, and said to the man. "Tell me, do you happen to have a tantō blade that can also channel chakra?" He asked the shop owner, while the man had a good experience with blades from his time at the Anbu, he wasn't above asking an expert.
The man, who was busy checking that everything was in order, jumped up in surprise. "Hey! Watch it! I'm busy here!" The store seller complained.
Naruto just sweatdropped while Kakashi simply chuckled in response to that. "I apologize." He simply replied.
The man then just scoffed at that. "Fine, so you want a tantō to channel chakra, eh?" He rudely replied as he began to think of such a weapon while smirking internally at how he could make a profit out of this. "Why yes, I think I have what you need." He then stated with a fake cheerful expression.
Kakashi's slightly narrow his eyes as he saw through the fake expression, but decided to play along for now while he watch the man taking a place near the most expensive looking weapons.
Unknown to everyone present, a hooded man that had most of his face, save his short yet tight beard, was eyeing the display in the background. "Yare yare. . ." He muttered in annoyance.
"Here you go! The best blade I recommend." The seller declared as he showed a standard katana with silverish color. "This blade has a good deal of chakra metal that will get the job done." He commented with a with a large grin in his face.
"Looks nice I guess." Naruto simply commented as he wasn't experienced at appraise weapons for their quality.
Kakashi on the other hand was, so his eyes slightly narrowed even slighter. "Hmm. . ." He got out.
The man in the back let out an exasperated sigh. "Alright! I had enough!" He exclaimed loudly.
That response in return caused the three to look toward the man in confusion.
Then the hooded man walked towards them and before the seller could say anything about it, the man took the blade and began looking at it with a disgusted expression on his face. "You got guts to try and sell this piece of junk buddy." He declared with a revulsion.
"W-WHAT!?" The seller exclaimed in shock. "H-HOW DARE YOU!?" He then added in anger.
Both sensei and students meanwhile were also surprised by this, when Naruto wanted to asked why, Kakashi stopped him and shook his head. "Lets just see where this goes." He whispered to the blond.
"How dare I? Well right back at you!" The Hooded man countered as he pointed at the blade. "This is just a low grade kanata that was coated with a thin layer of chakra metal, if contant used the sword will be bound to explode or shatter!" He then roared with indignation.
The seller's anger then grew before it became fear as he noticed the rising killing intent from the jonin. "W-Wait a minute! I-I can explain!" He barely got out.
However the hooded man interrupted the seller as he turned towards sensei and student. "Listen buddies, if you want a badass weapon, then I'm your man!" He declared with confidence.
The seller then glared once more at the hooded man and realized who the man was. "I-I knew it! I-It's you isn't it Higurashi!?" He accused with anger.
Naruto then looked toward the hooded man in confusion. "Higurashi? Is he related to Tenten-chan?" He then thought to himself.
The now identified Higurashi merely smirked as he looked at the seller. "Of course, who else here is the best weaponsmith in Konoha?" He then remarked.
The seller then narrowed his eyes to that. "Best weaponsmith? Your just a muscle bound weapon nut!" He soon remarked with spite. "This is the last time you tried to steal my customer! I'll be sure to make your run of a shop go bankrupt!" He then declared in a threatening tone.
"Yare yare, I would like to see you try." The Higurashi Blacksmith simply then remarked.
The seller was about the open his mouth, but before he could. . .
"Actually," Kakashi interrupted with his normal boar tone. "I already knew that this so called best blade you have was a ticking time bomb." He state making the seller flinch. "I sure Hokage-sama would be more must interested in hearing about the selling of faulty weapons that could potentially kill his shinobis." He then stated with an eye smiling. "So be known that an Anbu will come later." He finished saying.
To hearing that statement, the seller then paled in fear of being arrested as he fell to his knees.
"Bwahahaha!" Naruto and Higurashi began laughing uncontrollably. "Looks like Kakashi-sensei wins this one!" The blond thought to himself while grinning widely.
"Now then, Higurashi-san was it? I would very much like to looked at what blade your offering." Kakashi then stated.
The hooded man had calmed down and gave the jonin a nod. "With pleasure." Higurashi replied as the three walked out of the soon to be closed shop.
At another weapons shop. . .
After the group had entered the man's shop, he went back and came back with a blade wrapped in a cloth. "Take a look, and tell me if you have ever seen a blade this spectacular!" He declared while he unwrapped the blade.
Upon seeing the blade only one word could best describe it. Spectacular. . .that was the word for it; Naruto and Kakashi sucked in large breaths when they saw it.
The first part the two notice was the hilt of the tantō was a standard black wrappings. While that itself wasn't eye catching, what really caught the eyes of sensei and student was the blade itself.
The blade was true masterpiece: The blade was made of pure chakra metal. It had a glossy look, like fresh paint, and not shining at all. It was roughly 10 inches in length, and there was a carving of a dragon on one side, and, when turned, a strange carving of a beetle on the other. The detail of the carving was unbelievable realist; they looked like they would jump out of the blade any minute. When the man also showed them the scabbard, there were the same carvings.
"My, I must say the quality of this blade is superb." Kakashi commented with a impressed tone.
Naruto smiled was threatening to reached their very limit from looking at the blade. "Oh yeah! Satsuki-chan will love this!" He exclaimed with joy.
Kakashi could only chuckle in response to that. "I see. . ." He responded with a hint of amusement in his voice as he then looked at the weaponsmith. "We'll take it. How much will it be?" He soon questioned.
The still hooded man smirked as he looked at the two. "I'll give you a bargain, 500 ryo since it seems like the kid here is interested in it." Higurashi answered.
Both sensei and student's mouths agape at that, Kakashi's under his mask as it seemed to stretch along with it.
"WHAT? SERIOUSLY?!" Naruto exclaimed in disbelief, but when he saw the man chuckled and then nodded he couldn't help but look at him with concern. "B-But don't you think it pretty much giving it away?" He then asked with worry as he didn't like the idea of swindling the man that potentially saved Satsuki's life.
The man in response merely laughed loudly to that. "Well. . .I didn't say it was just going to cause that." Higurashi then stated with a wide grin.
"Knew this was too good to be true. . ." Naruto deadpanned.
"If we do decided to take the blade, what exactly do you really want?" Kakashi asked as he knew that the man looked reasonable so he thought it wouldn't be to bad. "I hope. . ." He thought to himself.
The blacksmith merely gave off a hardy laugh. "Oh not much. . .just some free publicity is all." Higurashi replied with a chuckle.
"Free. . .publicity?" The two got out with a sweatdrop.
"Yup! Just be sure to mention the Higurashi Blacksmith at the Chunin Finals where you got the blade!" Higurashi loudly and joyfully requested.
The pair's sweatdropped double in sizes, but they still accepted the deal, more so the blond because he would be one of the two that would do the actual publicity. Then with a bow, the two shinobi took the blade and left the shop.
Soon, Kakashi and Naruto got to a crossroad. . .
Kakashi holding the blade in its sheath. "Well Naruto, I better get back before Satsuki tries to fireball me in revenge." He admitted with a sweatdrop.
Naruto instantly squinted his eyes at the jonin. "What did you do to her?" He then accused with a deadpan tone.
"Uhmm. . . Made her climb up a mountain with one hand tied behind her back?" Kakashi said nervously, slowly stepping away from the blond and ready to run.
"Kakashi-sensei. . ." Naruto stated menacingly as he began radiating Kyūbi's chakra.
"Y-Yes Naruto?" Kakashi replied, his voice going up an octave. "Yup. . .definitely Kushina's son!" He thought in a panic.
However, the blond then calmed down after taking a deep breath. "Just make sure she's alright, or I'll cause many pranks to you that will leave you in a lot of pain." Naruto all but threatened the man with the full fury of his pranks.
"Ok, Naruto. Can do." Kakashi immediately replied with much relief as he began to walk towards the mountain. "Maybe Naruto does take after his father a bit after all. . ." He thought to himself, but before he could thank kami for his luck. . .
"Hidden Leaf Secret Finger Taijutsu: A Thousand Years of Death!" Naruto suddenly shouted right behind the jonin.
. . . A few seconds went by before. . .
"AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE!" Kakashi screamed like a little girl, holding his rump, and flying through the air at speeds that were faster than Gai's running without weights.
"Well, that'll show him. Thought that he wouldn't get a prank from the prank master?" Naruto smugly remarked while walking home all the while whistling a happy tune.
Night soon fell as one bandaged elder arrived at the Haruno household.
Knock Knock Knock!
"Just a minute!" Mebuki Haruno replied as she just reached the door, however when she opened the door and froze in place.
Her husband, Kizashi Haruno came to check as well, but upon seeing her reaction he instantly grew worried. "What's wrong, dear?" He asked in concern.
His wife slowly turned around and opened their door just a little wider so that the visitor could be visible. When Kizashi saw the person, he paled and both husband and wife instantly bowed quickly. "I-It is an honor to have you visit our home, Danzō-sama." He greeted the elder.
Danzō however simply walked into the apartment. "No need for such formalities. Now, Kizashi and Mebuki Haruno, I have an important matter to discuss with you." He suddenly said. "It involves your daughter, Sakura Haruno." He then started while getting straight to the point.
At this sudden statement, the Haruno's faces became ashen. "What does Danzō-sama want with my daughter?" Kizashi nervously asked while he gulped. "This better not be about what I think it's about. . .after our daughter's incident. . ." He then thought thought to himself with worry.
The elderly man simply sighed to this question. "Kizashi-san, Mebuki-san, you must been well aware of your daughter's condition." He began to say with an suggesting tone.
This instantly confirmed the Haruno's concerns as they gain a worried expression. "Oh no. . ." Both parents thought in unison.
Danzo then looked at the parents intently as he sat himself down in a nearby chair. "After your daughter was given the Curse Mark by Orochimaru, I noticed that it seems the curse has a certain. . .influence upon the victim." He began to explain with a fake concern in his tone.
"My baby. . ." Mebuki couldn't help but utter in fear.
Seeing this, Danzō mentally smirk as his plan was going smoothly as he thought it would. "It twist it's victims to want to serve the man. I have studied into this matter and believe that there is a remedy to this terrible curse." He soon revealed.
To hearing that this ray of hope, Sakura's parents became shocked. "What is it!?" They exclaimed at the aged man.
"This will be easier than I thought." Danzō thought as he secretly activated his gift that was given to him under his bandaged eye, but not on its full power as it was not worth using entirely.
Thought it wasn't strictly necessary, but the man did not live to a ripe old age as a shinobi without being extremely cautious. "You see, I know of a way that can remove Orochimaru's Curse Mark influences, however therein lies the problem." He then stated.
He then paused a moment to take a breath, this was to also allow the information to sink in and make the parents despair a bit.
"The curse mark will actively make the victim's mind become more vulnerable to Orochimaru's influence." Danzō further explained the the Curse Marks influences. "I have come up with a way dealing with it. To make sure your daughter doesn't fell victim to the rouge sannin's influences is to make the girl mentally stronger." He finally proposed.
The parents then gained a hope filled expression to that. "Is that true?" Kizashi questioned in concern.
"While. . .Hokage-sama may place his faith in the seal place by Kakashi Hatake will be enough. " Danzo then explained the Hokage's solution. "However I believe it will simply not be enough. The true remedy I propose is to make Sakura's be able fight it's influence more easily, but I will need to take her for training so that she can gain a perfect mental condition." He then clarified.
"Does that mean our baby can be saved!?" Mebuki asked.
The elder merely nodded to that. "Indeed, however, when I had proposed this to the Hokage-sama, he denied it because he did not think she would be strong enough for her to gain the ideal mental condition. But I on the other hand do believe she is capable to gain the ideal mental condition." He then lied to the parents.
Thought this wasn't a complete lie. Danzō did propose this in secret when he heard of this. However Hiruzen denied it instantly as he did not want the girl to become just another mindless Root shinobi, blindly obeying Danzo's will without a second thought or hesitation. But the parents didn't need to know that.
"If you let me provide that for her. I will work with your daughter to strengthen her mind and body, making the Curse Mark influences nothing but a nonexistent fly." Danzō declared with total confidence. "And at the same time, make your daughter strong enough to become a viable candidate for the Chunin exams." He then added as he saw that the influencing genjutsu enshroud the Haruno parents.
". . .May we have a day to consider your generous offer, Danzō-sama?" Kizashi hesitantly requested.
"Of course, it is a difficult decision to make." Danzō replied in fake concern as he stood up and Mebuki open the door. "I arrive here once more tomorrow, at one o'clock, perhaps?" He then proposed as he stood outside.
"Yes, that would be perfect. Thank you, Danzō-sama!" Mebuki replied as she and her husband bowed as the elder left their home.
As the elder walked away, he had a smirk on his face as his plan went exactly as he that thought it would and he was another step closer to accomplished his ambitions.
Later that night. . .
Naruto returned to his old apartment as he let out a long yawn of exhaustion. He had decided it was for the best to not to use Satsuki's apartment, if any civilians somehow saw that Sasuke's apartments lights on and not see him it would let many rumors or curious eyes to want to see who's inside.
"Tired. . .sleep. . ." Naruto muttered out as he dragged himself to the bed, not bothering to change his clothes or take a bath for that manner.
When sleep finally overcame him and the next thing Naruto knew was that he found himself inside of his mindscape. "What the hell?" He got out as it only took him a second to figure out who was responsible. "Kyūbi! You better have a good explanation for this!" He exclaimed in annoyance.
When the blond turned around all he saw was the Bijū still reading the same book he got early today. Which caused Naruto's annoyance to reached an all time high, not even thinking it he praised the pain button.
In the exact instant, the Kyūbi was struck by a lightning bolt. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" The Bijū comedically had his bone visible.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING ME HERE!? JUST TO WATCH YOU READ PORN!? BAKA KITSUNE!" Naruto roared as he was tempted to press the button again just for good measure.
The Kyūbi was charcoal color and was now sporting an afro from the electrocution as he stood back up. "WHAT THE HELL KIT?! I JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU WITH THE CHUNIN EXAMS THAT ARE COMING UP AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS ELECTROCUTE ME?! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" He roared back.
Naruto meanwhile gained a tick mark on his forehead to that response. "WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T READ PORN ALL THE KAMI-" He began to rant but quickly stopped when he processed the last part. "Wait what?" He then bluntly asked.
The Bijū comedically shock himself and the afro disappear along with the charcoal color. "Finally. . ." The Kyūbi thought to himself with exasperation. "Alright, I figured, that with you training for the Chunin exams, why not help you a bit? For tonight, I'll teach you a few new tricks that'll shock everyone, especially against the fate obsessed Hyuga." He explained with a tempting tone. "Sound good?" He then added with a grin.
Naruto raised an eyebrow as he looked at the giant perverted demon fox. "Alright, what's the catch? What do you want in return?" He then questioned.
"Complete freedom." The Kyūbi declared with a deep and demonic tone while staring straight into the blond's eyes.
"Not happening." Naruto quickly countered and not even bothered by the tone or the starting.
"Dammit." The Kyūbi cursed as his tone returned to his normal carefree tone. "Figured it would be worth a shot. Alright, how about you change my. . .room?" He then asked.
Naruto's eye merely twitched to that. "And how the hell would I even do that?" He retorted.
The Bijū just had a face the screamed, are you serious? "Kit, this is your mind. Figure it out." He replied with a deadpan tone.
The blond took a few moments to think about the afford. "Alright, I think I can agree to that, but how about after you teach me?" Naruto finally stated.
The Kyūbi in turn narrowed his eyes to that statement. "How about now instead." He countered.
"How about I promise on my word to never again ever use the pain button if you teach me now?" Naruto countered offered with a wide grin on his face as the Bijū knew that once he gave his word it was good as done.
". . ."
"Going once."
". . ."
"Going twice!"
". . . Grr. . ."
"Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, it is go-"
"WAIT!" The Kyūbi finally responded.
". . .What?" Naruto innocently replied while grinning like mad. "Hook, line and sinker." He added in his mind.
The Bijū let out an annoyed growl. "Fine. . .But you have to get me the newest Icha Icha books as they come out." The Kyūbi demanded with a huffed.
Naruto's grin was replaced with an annoyed one. "You can do it yourself. But, okay." He replied while letting out an exasperated sigh.
But deep down the blond honestly wanted him to have a sense of freedom as much as he didn't like to admit it, he and the Bijū were getting along with the demon fox like good friends. And as perverted as the Kyūbi was, he didn't really hated him, he just found him extremely annoying like an annoying older brother. Though he would never admit it to himself or others.
The Kyūbi smirked widely to that. "Alright, kit! Sit down, you'll want to practice this all night." He declared with an amused tone.
Though Naruto was happy at learning something to used against Neji, he did not look forward to training all night.
At the Aburame Clan Household. . .
Fū was laying on the bed inside of her new room while she was looking at the ceiling with a far off stare. "Man, a new village, huh?" She said it to herself than to anyone else in particular.
Suddenly, the greenette's body shined in green chakra and said chakra came out of her and landed onto the ceiling as it began to solidified. It looked like a normal beetle except he was as big as a cat and scurried around the roof.
"Got that right Fū-chan." The Nanabi replied as he began to explore its new surroundings.
Fū let out a sigh as she looked at demon beetle scurrying around. "Should you really be out here like this?"
Nanabi detached himself from the ceiling as he landed on his containter's head, much to the girl's annoyance. "Why not? This place actually knows who's the boss." He retorted with a sense of pride as even now he could feel the insects around him giving him distance out of respect. "Or what? You rather be back in the village where you were shunned 'cause of me?" He then asked with a serious yet depressed tone.
Fū shivered as she remembered the treatment' she got back in Takigakure because of her status as a jinchūriki. In the past she was much more happy go lucky and wanted to make as many friends as she could, but because of her status, that was easier said and done.
So throughout the years, Fū's personality had calmed down and became a bit more mature to what she wanted, though she still wanted friends only this time she rather had a few friends than just many.
"You got a point there." Fū replied with a sigh. "I was surprised that Shibuki manage to convince the elders of the village to move us here." Fū admitted as she then looked at the beetle. "Hell, I'm still trying to get over the fact that you don't want to kill me!" She then added.
Somehow the Nanabi manage to shrugged it's buggy legs as he jumped off her head and landed on the bed. "Meh, I just got my own standards." He simply remarked as he wanted to show that he was in charge.
Fū in response giggled as she pet his head much to the chibi insects embarrassment because it was in contrast to his display of being the boss. "I can see that now." She remarked while she let out a yawn as she looked at the moon. "Better get some sleep. Hokage-sama said we're gonna be meeting this Naruto kid tomorrow." She remained with a sleepy tone.
Nanabi simply nodded. "Alright, night Fū-chan!" He replied as he then flew around a little before his body turn back into green chakra and went back inside his container.
Soon enough both container and Bijū went to sleep as one was wondering how his fellow jinchuriki would be like, while the Bijū wondered how the eldest of the Tail Beasts was doing.
The next day. . .
As Naruto walked out of his apartment, though slightly exhausted from the all night mindscape training as he was ready to put some more in. But before he could, three familiar Anbu appeared in front of him from a puff of smoke. "Naruto-san, Hokage-sama requests your presence immediately." Taka stated.
"I said it once and I'll say it again. . .recurring minor characters. . ." The Kyūbi simply commented with a sweatdrop.
The blond used every fiber of his being to stop himself from face faulting. "Tell Jiji that I'll I'll be there right away." Naruto simply replied.
With a unison nod, the trio Anbu left via Shushin.
After the had left, the blond scratch his head. "That's weird, I wonder what the old man wants with me?" Naruto thought to himself.
"Beats me." Was the Kyūbi's only response.
Without much thought, Naruto quickly roof-jumped from rooftop to rooftop as he headed towards the Hokage Tower.
At the Hokage Tower. . .
When Naruto reached the tower he decided to enter through the window. When he got inside, he found the Hokage, working alongside some of his clones doing the paperwork, the Anbu trio and a mint green haired girl who he didn't recognize.
Aside from her outfit, the most noticeable aspect of said girl was that she had two shinobi headbands on both her arms, one having the Konoha's symbol while the other having another village's symbol that he wasn't familiar with.
The blond simply shrugged as he turned towards the Hokage. "Hey Jiji! What's up?" Naruto greeted as he hopped inside of the office.
Hiruzen let out a sigh as he had to ignored the stifled giggle that came from the girl. "Well, Naruto-kun." He Replied.
"So what why did you called me? Can't be a mission right?" Naruto asked with a curiosity.
The elderly Hokage simply shock his head. "No Naruto, no mission, I wanted you to come here to meet our newest kunoichi." He began as he motioned his head toward the girl in the room. "Naruto, I would like you to meet Fū. Fū this is Naruto Uzumaki." He introduced the two to each other.
"Hi, nice to meet ya." Naruto simply greeted.
"Likewise." Fū returned the greeting as she studied the blond. "So he's also like me. . ." She thought with a wondering tone.
Then the blond turned back to the Hokage. "So why do you want me to meet her jiji?" He asked as he then turned to the greenette. "No offense." He quickly added.
Hiruzen gave a silent order to his Anbu members to leave the room and then activated seal in his office for absolute privacy. "Well, Naruto, let's just say if you could eat nine ramen bowls, she would eat seven bowls." The Hokage answered cryptically.
Naruto almost completely missed the hidden meaning as he felt a bit insulted for saying he could only eat nine bowls. But before he could voice it out he finally understood the numbers, his eyes widen and pointing at her. "You're a Jinchūriki too?!" He exclaimed.
Fū giggled awkwardly to that as she rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment. "Yeah, I am." She replied.
"Man! I never thought I would meet another like me!" Naruto then admitted as he thought came to mind. "Hey! Is yours a pain in the ass too?" He then asked with an annoyed tone.
Now it was Fū's turn to her eyes to widen. "No way, your's is also a pain?" She couldn't helped but asked, when she saw the blond nod, she let out a sigh. "Yeah, but it's mostly because he acts like a whiny little kid." She finally answered.
"I take whiny over pervert any time of the year. . ." Naruto declared with an eyebrow twitching.
Then suddenly, Naruto's body glowed as a red blob of chakra came out of blond's stomach and took the form of. . . an orange bunny.
"I HEARD THAT KIT!" The Kyūbi roared, but before he could rant, he saw his current form. "And why in Kami's name am I a bunny!?" He then roared in shock and confusion.
Fū meanwhile had a hand over her mouth as she looked at the demon. "PFFFFFFT!" She attempted to hold back a laugh.
"I thought it would relieve the tension?" Naruto replied while looking away. "That and payback for putting me in the fox suit." He added in his mind while mentally laughing to himself.
The bunny shaped Bijū then glared at his container. ". . .kit. . .I'm gonna kill you for this. . ." He declared with a deep and angry tone.
"Yeah, yeah dattebayo." Naruto simply waved it off and with a snap of his fingers, Kyūbi turned back into a fox. "Here, this better?" He then questioned.
This pleased the fox as he cutely stretch his chibi body. "Much better." The Kyūbi simply said.
Then like the blond, Fū's body glowed and a red blob of chakra came out of her. But what no one saw coming was that the blob slammed itself into the fox.
"GAH!" The Kyūbi got out as the blob smashed him into the wall and leaving trail of smoke in the wall.
All of the remaining humans were left baffled and stupefied at what had just happen.
When the smoke finally cleared, it revealed to be a cat sized beetle on top of the very annoyed Kyūbi. "KURAMA-NIISAN!" The Nanabi shouted with child like tone.
The fox quickly extracted itself from the wall while rubbing it's face with it's paws. "Ittai! Damn it! Why the hell did you tackle me!?" He exclaimed as he then pushed the beetle off of him.
"Aww, but it's been around thousand years since I last saw you!" The Nanabi whined childishly. "Last I heard, you were being control by an Uchiha a century ago." He replied.
The Kyūbi groaned as he rubbed his face with his paw. "Don't. . .remind me. . . I will find that bastard and kill him tenfold. . ." He declared. Then after a few seconds went by, his eyes widened in realization. "YOU IDIOT! YOU BLURTED OUT MY REAL NAME!" He roared as he then smacked the beetle on the head.
"Itai!" The Nanabi whined from the hit while rubbing its round head.
Meanwhile, their containers were just standing and watching the scene as it played out before they began laughing at the shenanigans of the two Bijūs. Making Kyūbi smacked the Nanabi once more.
However, unlike the laughter from the two young shinobi's, Hiruzen just couldn't believe what he was seeing. While these were just miniature size, he couldn't believe that this creatures were in fact the Bijūs that legends describe as beings of mass destructive and incarnation of evil.
Then Naruto stopped his laughter when he suddenly hit with a revelation.
When the greenette saw the boy's surprised expression she also stopped her laughter. "Umm, Naruto? What's with the look?" Fū soon asked with concern.
At the question, said blond looked sheepish while he rub the back of his head. "Well. . . I never knew that the Bijūs had actual names." Naruto commented as deep down he somehow felt really bad about that, though he didn't knew why.
Then Naruto looked at the newly-named Kurama as the Bijū looked away with an immersive annoyed expression while doing his best to look inconspicuous. Fū, the Nanabi as she too never really knew if he had a name, which made her feel also bad.
"Hmm. . .so they actually had names. . ." The Hokage got out as he looked at the chibi forms of the Bijūs.
Though truth being told, the concept of names for the Tailed Beasts never came to mind for the Hokage. As he and many others wouldn't care nor even bothered about knowing such things and only saw them as dangerous creatures that are better left sealed for the monstrous power they held. And if the elder man was being honest to himself, even now he didn't felt the same way the young shinobi's were feeling right now, only cared about the newfound knowledge.
"Aww. . .if you feel cranky because I said you name then I'll say mine. My name is Chōmei, nice to meet ya!" The Nanabi declared and introduced.
Kurama's eyes widen as he turned towards him. "YOU IDIOT!" He roared with pure anger. "YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO GIVE AWAY YOUR NAME!" Then added with heated anger.
This sudden outburst startled and shocked both the now identified Chōmei and the humans in the room.
Taking a deep breath, the chibi fox finally calmed down as he looked away. "What? We were never cared for in the first place by anyone and were only seen as a weapons. So why should I let anyone know my name?" Kurama declared as he turned towards Chōmei. "And you shouldn't had said it either." He reproached his kin.
". . ." The beetle said nothing as he looked at the oldest of the Tailed Beasts.
Then Kurama gained a serious expression as he jumped onto the window sill and looked at the Village for a moment before looking at the Hokage. "And I never found humans worthy to knowing our names." He declared with a serious tone.
To hearing that declaration, everyone had different thoughts revolving in their heads.
Hiruzen had instantly knew what was meant by that. "So in his eyes, we are beings that aren't worthy of uttering their names. . .And by the looked of his eyes, he's forbidding me and the whole village from calling him by name." He analysed in his mind with a calm tone, though he did not felt bad in the slightest at being called that from the Bijū.
Naruto on the other hand just let out scoffed. "Freakin' fox never tells me anything. . .If he did, I would've actually called him by name just to annoyed him." He thought to himself as he looked away with a hint of sadness in his eyes, because deep down he still felt bad.
Fū meanwhile looked at the chibi version of her tenant. "So. . .you had a name this entire time. . ." She thought.
Chōmei however just looked at his older brother with a concerned expression. "Kurama-niisan. . ." He thought with a sad tone as only a fellow Bijū would truly understand just how deep and powerful that declaration really was.
Kurama meanwhile narrowed his eyes to this. "Great. . .the kit knows my name now. . .this will not end well for me. . ." He thought to himself, but somehow it didn't bother him that much as letting the Hokage. This was because he was the leader of the village that had imprisoned him for years and supported said imprisonment.
A sudden cough got the attention of everyone in the room, Hiruzen looked at the two Jinchūrikis and the Bijūs. "Lets leave this topic for now shall we?" He suggested to try and disperse the heavy atmosphere.
Everyone, but Kurama who was still had a calm yet aggressive expression, simply nodded in agreement.
Hiruzen then looked at the group in the room. "Good, while I'm sure that the two would like to some time to get know each other better, but we must move on for the moment." He stated as he then looked at the blond. "Naruto-kun you still have to train for the Chunin Exam Finals, a-" He started, however. . .
"Jiji, I am already being trained." Naruto interrupted.
Tp hearing that, the Hokage blinked as he was taken aback at this. "Oh? And who is this person." He asked with curiosity.
Naruto the let out a annoyed sigh. "Got some perv name Jiraiya of the something, but I just call him Ero-Sennin." He began to say as Hiruzen was shocked at hearing that his student was in the village, but before he could asked anything. "And. . .my godfather." He remarked as he saw the shocked look on the Hokage and Fū's faces.
"I see. . ." Was all a saddened and guilt fill Hiruzen got out as he knew that he didn't had any right to say anything else.
However the greenette on the other hand had her mouth wide open in both shock and disgust. "You godfather is the legendary pervert that is known to peep into women's bathhouses!?" Fū exclaimed with horrified tone.
Naruto dropped his head in shame as he heard the fox Bijū pervertedly chuckling, signing that he was returning to normal much to blond's annoyance, yet secretly he was glad. "Unfortunately yes. . . And as you can see, Kurama-baka is just as bad. . ." He then remarked as all of a sudden he began crying anime tears. "WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME! WHY!?" He wailed out in shame.
Chōmei meanwhile tilted his head to that in confusion. "Huh, Kurama-niisan wasn't always like this when he was younger." He started while rubbing his bugging legs on his head. "Come to think of it, it all startled when you and Son-urk!" Was all the chibi beetle could get out as he was sudden pulled.
Kurama had Chōmei in a choking position as he lean into him while giving a dangerously menacing expression. "Chōmei. . . if you ever speak of our family again or that incident. . . I. . .will. . .kill you, and when you re-form, I will rip your wings and legs so that I can play ball with your body! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?" He threatened, in a tone that broached no argument.
"Awww. . ." Chōmei whined out in disappointment, not really feeling threatened as he knew that his brother didn't mean it.
"Do not test my patience, fool!" Kurama roared as he began spinning him in place in rapid speeds.
"Yessir!" Chōmei squeaked as Kurama let go and making him crashed onto the wall while his eyes were now swirls.
"Uh. . .ok." Naruto got out with a deadpan tone.
"What the hell is going on with you two?" Fū asked with curiosity.
The chibi beetle shock it's round head as he recovered from the dizziness. "Umm. . . Kurama-niisan is showing his scary side. And you don't want to mess with it. . .ever!" Chōmei declared with a nervous tone.
"Ok?" Fū said awkwardly as she then looked at Kurama, who was whistling a tune. "Whatever been them must had happened must had been really bad. . ." She thought with a wondering tone.
"So Naruto-kun, you said that Jiraiya will be training you do you?" Hiruzen meanwhile started getting their attention as he then looked at the blond.
"Yeah and I also said he's a massive pervert dattebayo." Naruto once more reminded with an irritated tone from the whole foxgirl incident.
Hiruzen could only sweatdropped at that before his expression turned serious. "While I'm glad that you'll be train by him. However I believe there is only one reason why he would come here so suddenly after all this time. . ." He declared with seriousness.
"You mean watching naked girls?" Naruto retorted with a blank expression, yet hidden anger inside of his tone.
"Being?" Both Naruto and Fū asked unison.
Hiruzen sighed for a moment before giving the two serious looks. "Orochimaru." He revealed in an ominous tone.
"Huh?" Naruto got out in confusion. "Ero-Sennin knows that freak?" He then asked.
"Wait, you mean that Orochimaru? The Snake Sannin!?" Fū meanwhile exclaimed in shock.
". . .Who?" Chōmei got out as he looked at Kurama, who had an raging expression but remain quiet.
"Like Jiraiya. . .he was my former students, however he is one of Konoha's most dangerous rogue shinobis in history." Hiruzen revealed with a heavy and guilt feel tone, but he quickly shock it off and gained an serious expression. "I believe he might be planning something during the Finals. . .Possibly aiming for something." He finally revealed his thoughts as he looked straight at Naruto. "So I need you to train even harder than you ever had if that does happen." He then advised.
The blond in question narrow his eyes after he's encountered and what he did to his precious people, he would make you that it never happens again and so he nodded with a determined expression.
At the Haruno residence. . .
Sakura was resting in her bed after the all night training session she had went through with Foo and Torune. "Sasuke-kun. . .mine. . .all mine. . ." She constantly muttered to herself in an obsessive manner as she slept from the intense training.
However downstairs, her parents were sat on the couch as they thought over Danzō's offer.
"Dear. . ." Mebuki got out with both fear and nervousness. "This choice Danzō-sama gave us. . .would she be able to endure such a harsh training. . ." She commented with concern for her daughter's safety.
"I know. . .whether we put our faith in the Hokage-sama and hope Sakura can stay sane or have Danzō-sama training such a difficult training. . .both are a difficult choice. . ." Kizashi soon admitted.
Mebuki then heard more of Sakura talking about Sasuke in her sleep, still worried for her. "We still have till tomorrow to think about it. . .let's. . .decide then. . ." She suggested
Kizashi nodded as he rubbed his head. "Alright. . . we'll decide then. . ." He simply agreed as he knew the two parents wouldn't get any sleep.
Back with Naruto. . .
Hiruzen breathed in a puff of smoke as he released the seal. "This meeting is over. Remember the information I have told you and prepare yourselves, that goes for you too Fū." He told the young shinobi's.
Fū gave a bow as Chōmei went back into the seal. "Yes Hokage-sama." She replied in a respectful manner.
Naruto placed his hands behind his head as he looked at the distant Kurama before looking at the Hokage. "Alright old man, I'll be ready by then; hopefully Ero-Sennin won't be peeking. . ." He stated as he recalled something. "Oh yeah and Fū?" He called out.
"Hmm?" Fū got out at being called.
The blond then narrowed his eyes as he looked at the greenette. "Be extra careful when going to the hot springs. I don't think he cares how old the people that he peeks on are." Naruto then warned with a deadpan tone.
Fu immediately blushed with anger to that as she covered her chest with her arms. "No way!" She exclaimed.
Hiruzen sweatdropped as he sighed. "That's Jiraiya for you. . .but be at ease, he'll won't do so with you as he has an age restriction to find material for his books." He told the angry girl, but his eyes suddenly flashed as he recalled a very important detail. "Also Fū, be wary of Anbu members wearing pure white masks if you ever see or encountered them be sure to flare you know who's chakra." He advised as he hinted about Chomei.
Fū was confused by that statement, but he still nodded all the same as she should trust the Hokage if he said so. "Yes sir." She replied as she then turned to Naruto. "See ya at the exam Naruto-chan, I'll be looking forward to yours and Shino's match." She told him with a cheerful tone.
"Oh~ Your going to cheer your boyfriend~!" Chōmei teasingly remarked.
"Shut it!" Fū retorted while trying her best not to blush.
Unaware of the greenette's current embarrassment, Naruto just gave her a thumbs up. "Thanks; make sure to train hard! Don't want to be caught unawares by Orochi-pedo!" He declared with a wide grin on his face.
". . .Orochi-pedo?" Fū asked while giving the blond a dumbfounded look.
Naruto let out an annoyed sigh. ". . .Long story, I'll tell you some other time. I gotta get going, hopefully Ero-Sennin isn't peeking." He said as he grabbed the grumbling Kurama. "Let's go Kurama! Ja ne!" He added as he leap out of the window.
"OI!" Kurama voice echoed as he and the blond fall down the tower.
Fū meanwhile let out a giggle at the display as she gave the Hokage another bow and then left.
Once the room was cleared, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Hokage of Konoha, the Professor, the God of Shinobi sat in his chair and he was. . .frightened. Thanks to his many years of life prevented him from showing it, but any skilled shinobi or simply someone who knew the elderly man well enough, could see just how unsettled at the moment.
"Orochimaru. . .why would you return now of all times?" Hiruzen thought to himself while he sighed to himself and began to rub his temples while he thought of Naruto and the girls. "They won't be ready. A month isn't nearly enough time to prepare against someone of the Sannin or anything he might plan. . ." He added to his mind.
The elderly man stood up from his chair as he looked out the window and saw his beloved Konoha. Then a determine expression appeared on his face. "I must prepare myself as well. . . and may Konoha pull through this." Hiruzen thought to himself.
Hiruzen then made a single shadow clone and looked at it. "Stay here and take care of the tower, I'll send another when you reach your limit." He ordered the clone as he took off the Hokage robes off to reveal the old battle uniform he wore in his youth.
Without another word, the Hokage disappeared, leaving the slightly annoyed clone to deal with the paperwork. But unlike the last times, this clone didn't dispelled as it knew that the original has to be prepare for what's to come. So with an annoyed sigh, the clone began to deal with the endless sea of papers.
With the Uzumaki and the fox Bijū. . .
Naruto rushed through the trees while still holding onto the chibi Kurama as he was heading for the meeting spot where he was told to meet Jiraiya for his first real day of training. The blond was a bit curious as to what the man was going to teach him. Except for one thing. . .
"If that Ero-Sennin try to make me to that stunt again. . .and I'll kill him. . ." Naruto declared with a slight murderous tone.
Kurama rolled his eyes as he looked at his container. "Sheesh Kit, will you just let it go?" He simply said.
Naruto glared at Kurama with an eye-twitch. "Forcing a guy to make a shadow clone into a female form that he made as a pervert detector into a sexy woman's outfit isn't something I would call a joke!" He deadpanned.
"Meh." Kurama simply grunted while he shrugging. "Everyone's got their preferences. . ." He then remarked.
"You mean sick fetiches. . ." Naruto retorted as he landed next to the white haired man.
"You ready Naruto?" Jiraiya asked the boy as he next to him.
"Yup Ero-Sennin." Naruto simply replied as he was hoping to learn something good or he would kill the pervert.
Jiraiya then looked at the boy with a smirk on his face. "Alright! I will be teaching my pupil an immensely useful jutsu: the summoning jutsu." He declared while giving a pose.
". . .The what jutsu?" Naruto replied in confusion.
This made the Sannin to fall on his face. "You don't even know what summoning is!?" Jiraiya asked with a irritated tone.
Suddenly the Bijū came out of the seal as he landed a few feet again from the master and pupil. "It just a fancy way of bringing some slightly stronger animals. . ." Kurama declared with an unimpressed tone.
"You mean like that pedo back in the forest with the snakes?" Naruto then asked as he recalled the snake sannin did bringing out those large snakes out of nowhere and the one that had eaten him. ". . .Speaking of which. . ." He menacingly declared as he pulled out something of his shinobi bag. "Catch." He suddenly said as he toss the object to the Bijū.
"Huh?" Kurama got out as he effortlessly caught the object just before it exploded.
SPLAT!
"That's for the whole letting the snake eat me." Naruto declared with a smirk on his face.
The know full light orange painted Kurama just used his small paws to clean it off his eyes. "Should had seen that coming. . ." Was all he had to say.
"Anyways, what kind of summon will it be?" Naruto then asked the Sannin as his eyes sparkled at the thought of what cool animals he could summon.
Jiraiya grin widely at that as he took a deep breath. "Toads!" He declared loudly and passionately.
Instantly any and all fantasies the blond had of awesome animals disappeared. ". . .Toads?" Naruto deadpanned.
The Bijū finally got most of the paint off as he walked towards the two. "He did say he was the Toad Sage kit. . ." Kurama then remarked.
Jiraiya then sighed as he looked at the blond. "Don't underestimate the power of the toads Naruto. They're more than what most people think after all I wouldn't be the toad sage with them." He stated with a bragging tone.
Naruto's only gave him a blank expression as he crossed his arms. "Again, how can toads be that strong though?" He then asked, not convince in the slightest.
Now this was the moment that Jiraiya was waiting for as he smirked at the blond. "You know Naruto, your father had the Toad Summoning Contract as well and it was thanks to it that he manage to get the upper hand on the Kyūbi when he attacked." He then revealed.
"Wait. . .what!?" Naruto got out in surprised that his father not only summon toads but also helped him take down the mightiest of the Tailed Beasts.
"OI! HE JUST GOT THE DROP ON ME FROM ME BEING CONTROLLED! HAD I'D BEEN IN MY FULL SENSES AT THAT TIME HE WOULDN'T HAD A CHANCE! EVEN IF HE HAD EVERY SUMMONED CREATURE THERE IS ON HIS SIDE!" Kurama meanwhile roared out in annoyance.
"Yeah yeah." Naruto offhandedly replied with a wave of his hand, much to the annoyance of the chibi fox. "Alright then! What do I have to do!" He soon asked the Sannin.
Jiraiya smiled widely as the boy had fallen just as he had thought. Then he bit his thumb to draw a bit of his blood. "Boar, Dog, Bird, Monkey, Ram. . ." He quickly said he made the hand seals to the name of each seal. "Summoning Jutsu!" He declared as he slam his hand that had his blood on the ground
POOF!
A big pile of smoke covered the toad sage, when the smoked cleared Naruto saw that Jiraiya was standing on top of a large toad that had a large scroll in his mouth. The toad then extended his long tongue that had the scroll towards Naruto.
"Alright then, I'll need you to write your name and put your all of your fingers prints from your dominate hand next to the name with your blood." Jiraiya told the blond with a smile on his face.
Though Naruto was a bit weirded out at the thought of using his blood, but he still nodded as he took and open the scroll until he found the latest signature. "Minato Namikaze." He read it in his mind as he looked at it for a brief moment before he found the blank space next to it.
The blond then bit his thumb until it started bleeding enough as he then started to write his name. "Alright then, Na-ru-to U-zu-ma-ki Na-mi-ka-ze." He said to himself as he finished writing it. He then pressed thumb against his other fingers to cover it with blood as he pressed them all down on the paper next to his name.
Jiraiya nodded in approval at that. "Now, do the same hand signs I did before and then slam the hand that you wrote your name while calling out Summoning Jutsu." He instructed, but didn't said anything about how much chakra he should used as he wanted to see if the blond could figure out the necessary chakra cost on his own.
"Boar, Dog, Bird, Monkey, Ram. . ." Naruto muttered as he went through the handsigns. Then, gathering the chakra he thought would be needed for the jutsu, he slammed his palm onto the ground. "Summoning Jutsu!" He yelled out.
With a poof of smoke, though it was much smaller than the one that Jiraiya had, Naruto stood and stared at a toad alright. . .but this one was not the same size as the one the Toad sage had summoned.
The toad had orange skin with purple markings around his eyes, mouth, and stomach, a loose shirt, and elongated feet. The little toad looked up and then waved at them. "Yo!" He cheerfully greeted while he wave his webbed hand.
". . .!" Naruto went wide eyed as his jaw fell to the ground and stared at the toad.
The little orange toad tilted his head in confusion at that. "What, never seen a toad before?" it asked.
This got the blonds brain to reboot as he took a step back. "Y-You can talk?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Of course I can talk!" The little toad responded as he jumped and landed onto the blond's shoulder. "What would be the use of a summon creature if it couldn't think or talk?!" He then asked with an annoyed tone.
Naruto let out an awkward chuckle to that. "Sorry about that." Naruto sheepishly apologized before glaring daggers at the white haired man. "I just wasn't warned beforehand." He then added.
"Hey, you should've asked." Jiraiya replied while shrugging his shoulders. "Though I'm surprised you got it on the first try. Usually they summon a tadpole first." He then thought with a impressed tone.
The little toad then looked back at the blond and smiled. "That's alright; pa saids that we get that response constantly." He told Naruto with a forgiven tone. "Anyways, I'm Gamakichi, son of the Toad Boss." The toad introduced himself as he stretched his webbed hand towards the blond.
"Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, pleased to meet you." Naruto replied as he took the hand and shock it gently.
Then the toad jumped up and sat on top of Naruto's head. "So, I take it you were the one that summoned me?" Gamakichi asked as he looked down.
"Yep! Ero-sennin here let me sign it." Naruto declared with a grin on his face as he pointed at the Sannin.
Gamakichi turned around and his eyes widen as he saw the Toad Sage. "Jiraiya-sama! So, he's our new summoner?" He then asked.
Jiraiya smiled with amusement. "Yes, Gamakichi. I'm sure the two of you will get along fine. However," He began to say as he looked at the blond. "You still have to summon the boss." He then stated.
Gamakichi 's eyes then widen to that. "Wait, what?! You wanna called pops!? Are you sure, Jiraiya-sama?! Does the kid even have the chakra to summon him!?" He exclaimed with a startled tone.
"Well, Gamakichi, Naruto has the Kyūbi's chakra, so it should be easier for him. Plus, he has a good amount of control and chakra of his own, too!" Jiraiya replied.
"OI! I take offense to that! I'm not a battery supply!" Kurama remarked in annoyance.
"Is it ok I can use some then?" Naruto politely asked the Bijū.
"OF COURSE NOT! ONLY IN LIFE THREATENING SITUATIONS! THIS INCLUDES THE GIRLS AS WELL!" Kurama then roared. "AND WHY DID YOU ASK SO NICELY!?" He then added in a loud manner.
Naruto let out a sigh to the first part, but then calmed down. "Well it's your chakra and you did told me the first time we meet that it wouldn't be arrogant if I just order you to give it to me." He explained with a calm tone and giving a friendly smirk.
". . ." Kurama replied with nothing as he looked at his container with a neutral expression.
Jiraiya meanwhile looked on at the interactions between the two as one would thought the blond would take the chance to get the Kyūbi's chakra to get more power. "He's an interesting one Minato, Kushina. . ." He thought while giving a small grin of amusement.
The blond then placed both of his hands behind his head. "And besides, I'll try and see what I can do on my own." Naruto declared with a fox like grin.
"Fine then." Gamakichi said, before jumping off the blond's head onto another spot. "Alright," He began to say as he got comfortable. "Let 'er rip!" He soon called out.
Naruto then quickly made the exact hand seals and began to gather a large amount of chakra. "Alright! Summoning Jutsu!" He declared as another surge of smoke appeared.
Soon enough, a toad that was much larger than Gamakichi appeared. It had a katana strapped to its samurai armor-plated back and had bandana on his forehead. It also had armors on its arms and legs, though the rest of its body was unprotected. Finally it was as big as Naruto himself.
"Huh. I'm surprised gaki. You summoned Gamatabi. He's a great summon for single combat situations." Jiraiya briefly stated as he turn towards the toad. "Sorry Gamatabi; the kid's just learning to summon, you can return." he told the toad.
The samurai like toad didn't said anything, but it was clear that he wasn't bothered by this. After giving a short nod, the toad dispelled and returned to its home.
The toad sage then turned to Naruto. "Try one more time gaki; don't fail me now." Jiraiya told the the blond
Naruto simply grinned as he gave a enthusiastic nod while making the hand seals. "Alright Ero-sennin! Summoning Jutsu!" He declared.
It went on like this for a while, with Naruto using the summoning technique. Sometimes he summoned small toads, sometime big ones, and sometimes, even tadpoles. However, no matter how hard he tried though, he just couldn't summon the toad boss.
"Alright kid, that's enough." Jiraiya said suddenly.
"What? But I'll get it, you just watch!" Naruto retorted, but it was clear that the blond was getting very tired from the constant summoning.
Jiraiya also saw this and he knew that even with his insane amount of chakra, he was reaching his limits. "You sure? Cause, as far as I can see, your personal chakra won't cut it. Try using Kyūbi's for once; I'm sure you'll get it right." He reassured.
Naruto's face immediately frowned. "Like I said, I'm not going to use is unless his ok or that we're in a life or death situation like he said." He then declared with stubbornness.
Kurama however just rolled his eyes to that as he then turned into a blob of chakra and went back into the seal. "Yeah, trying to get on my good side won't get you anywhere." He remarked, but there wasn't much of his usual annoying tone this time.
"Yeah yeah, whatever." Naruto simply replied with dismissal tone.
The toad sage took a thinking pose at that. "This is getting us nowhere. . .I can respect his decision, but we really need to summon Bunta. . ." He thought to himself with annoyance, then his eyes widen when he recalled the two's agreement and then grinded. "Aha! I got it!" Jiraiya suddenly cut in.
At the sudden shout, both host and Bijū turned their attention towards the sage, while the demon fox came out once more and landed onto the blond's head this time. "What?" Both Naruto and Kurama asked at the same time.
Jiraiya simply smiled as he began to walked up the mountains. "Follow me." Was the only reply.
The Bijū and its container looked at each other and shrugged before they followed the white-haired Sannin with questions flitting around in their heads.
As the group continued to walked, they had reached an area with large bushes. Suddenly, Jiraiya stopped, almost making Naruto ran into him. "So, Ero-Sennin, what is this about?" The blond then asked in slight annoyance as he did not see how this walk would help him summon the Toad Boss.
"Well Naruto," Jiraiya said while walking to the other side of the boy. "I think I have found a solution! And the answer lies here." He exclaimed while grinning evilly and moving his hand to Naruto's back.
"Huh?" Was all the confused blond could got out
Kurama's eyes widen as he saw the look in the sannin's eyes. "Oh fuck. . . KIT, DUCK!" He roared his warning.
But it was no use; Jiraiya had already pushed the blond's back with immense strength. The boy was sent flying with the force through the bushes while Kurama was desperately trying to hold onto Naruto's head.
Suddenly the two felt a sense of weightlessness, as it seemed that they were float in the air. The two looked down in unison as their eyes widen to dinner plates. What they saw was a gigantic ravine that stretched for at least twenty feet wide. As for the bottom. . .well. they didn't see one.
Both the blond's and the Kyūbi's collective thoughts were before gravity was finally began to do its job. "Oh shit. . ." They both swore as the two hugged each other and then fall at rapid velocity.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The two screamed their heads off in a swirl of different emotions coming out all at once as Kurama was trying to swim upwards in a comedic manner.
"THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' SON OF A FUCKIN' BITCH! KIT! SUMMON! SUMMON NOW OR ELSE WE'RE SCREWED!" Kurama screamed.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE SCREWED!? YOU WON'T BE AFFECTED AT ALL! WHAT ABOUT NOT USING YOUR CHAKRA!?" Naruto yelled back.
"JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT DAMN IT! AND THIS DOES COUNTS AS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!" Kurama retorted as he began swam over to Naruto as they fell and went back into him for his own safety.
Suddenly Naruto began to feel Kurama's chakra flowing into his chakra pathways and without even have to be told, he began to make the hand seals. "MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND DATTEBAYO!" Naruto screamed as he slammed his palm on the air below ōhim. "SUMMONING JUTSU!" He roared while giving almost all of the Bijū's chakra into the summoning.
POOF!
At that moment, a massive puff of white smoke surrounded him, followed by a massive shake to the earth.
Within Konoha. . .
Danzō had arrived at the Haruno residence at the time they had agreed to while having his usual stoic expression on his face. He knocked on the front door and it didn't take long for Mebuki Haruno to opened the door.
"Greetings Danzō-sama, please come in." Mebuki requested.
The elder of Konoha didn't say anything as he did as requested and found Kizashi sitting on the couch with tea already poured out on the front table. Then once his wife had closed the door she sat next to him.
Danzō sat on the chair that was right in front of the Harunos. "So. . .Have you thought of my offer?" He asked as he took the tea.
Sakura's father closed his eyes for a moment as he began to finalized his final thoughts on the offer. "Danzō-sama. . ." Kizashi Haruno began as he finally open his eyes and looked straight at the single exposed eye of the elder. "We have thought of your generous offer long and hard and we both have agreed that our answer. . .is no." He soon revealed with complete assurance in his voice.
This actually made Danzō feel something he had not felt in many years, he was shocked and left baffled, however thanks to the same years, it did not showed on his face in the slightest. "You. . .do not want your daughter helped?" He questioned with the same emotionless tone, though deep down he was greatly displeased by this turn of events.
Sakura's mother instantly shook her head as that wasn't the case at all. "We do, but. . .we decided to placed are faith in Hokage-sama's seal and that Sakura will be able to overcome this without taking any risks." Mebuki then admitted in a calm tone. "Though we our very happy that you would try to help our daughter we're very sorry that we wasted your time." She then apologized sincerely.
Once again, Danzō's face was the picture perfect of a emotionless expression. However, on the inside the thought of Hiruzen, his rival once again, even on intentionally, had once again had stopped his plans to make Konoha take the necessary steps to be the mightiest of all of the Elemental Nations.
"I see. . ." Danzō simply got out with his normal tone as he open his exposed eye slightly, had the Haruno's had looked deeper in it, they would had seen the man's fury and anger in it. "Very well, I understand perfectly. However. . ." He began to say.
Suddenly with a quick movement of the elder's hand, the bandages around Danzō's right eye fell, revealing a blood-red pinwheel-shaped eye. At the sight of the oh so familiar eye, the Haruno's let out a gasp of shock.
"I do not take no for an answer." Danzō declared in a calm tone as the Sharingan's tomoe began to spin and realized an incredibly powerful Genjutsu.
The Haruno's barely had a chance to react as they soon gained a faraway look in their eyes, and Danzō simply covered the eye once more. "I am glad that you decided to taking my offer was the girls best opportunity to overcome this trial. I give you my word as an elder of Konoha and as a patriot of our beloved village that I will make Sakura Haruno into a true kunoichi." He bowed with his normal tone.
"Of course, Danzō-sama. Please take care of our daughter." The Haruno parents chorused emotionlessly.
"Very well. I will have Sakura Haruno come to her usual training spot, she will now where to go." Danzō stated as he stood up. "Good day, Mebuki, Kizashi." He said his farewells and left.
The Haruno's also stood and gave the elder a low bow as he left.
Outside the house. . .
The elder was forced to hold back a sigh as he hobbled away from the Haruno residence. "I can not believe I let my emotions get me like that. . .No manner the years, Hiruzen always gets me to lose my emotions with his constant meddling. . ." He thought to himself with disdain.
The elder continued walking on a leasure phase as he touch the eye that was covered by the bandages. "What was worst. . .I had to used this eye because of that carelessness." Danzō mentally cursed as he then touched his hand that was als covered with bandages. "Thanks for this however, I only had to wait a year to use it again. . .or I would've had to wait a whole decade." He added as he mentally swore to himself to never let his issues with Hiruzen to get the best of him ever again.
With that, the shady leader of Konoha's ROOT went back to his office, preparing for the next day's new recruit and her future training.
Back in the Haruno residence. . .
Mebuki and Kizashi's expressions soon went back to normal as they looked at each other with carefree smiles, unaware of what occurred. "Our daughter will do much better in the Root system." Kizashi said proudly.
Mebuki happily nodded in agreement. "Danzō-sama made a good decision of taking our daughter in. She'll become incredibly powerful." She replied.
Kizashi in turn nodded to that as he crossed his arms of his chest. "Yes, my daughter may have gotten that mark from that traitor Orochimaru, but Danzō-sama knows exactly how to deal with this. This is the best for her." He then stated.
"Hai! And this will help her achieve her dreams as well." Mebuki added with a happy tone.
With these new thoughts, the Haruno's then went on to continue with their afternoons like nothing had happened.
With Jiraiya at the top of the ravine. . .
"WHERE THE HELL AM I!?" A massive voice in the ravine followed by an extremely loud roar.
"Well the gaki manage to summon him, but like always, Gamabunta's pissed. . ." Jiraiya muttered with both glad and annoying tone as looked down to see a gigantic toad the size of a small mountain as it uses it huge webbed hands to stop its fall. "And that is never good in the end. . .for me." He soon chuckled as a sweat drop ran down his head.
With the blond jinchūriki. . .
"HOLY SHIT I thought I was gonna die!" Naruto exclaimed as he gasped for breath on top of the toad's back.
Kurama then came out of his container again as they both sat on the toad's back. "When we get back up. . .we're kill him after this right?" He bluntly questioned. Even though the were fellow perverts, even he would want to severely hurt that bastard for this stunt.
Naruto looked at the chibi Bijū and narrowed his eyes. "Not kill, horribly maim and let Hinata-chan and Satsuki-chan get a turn at him when we tell them." He declared without sympathy nor mercy.
"That'll work too." Kurama agreed as even he knew that the girls would do more savage beating and hurting to the perverted sage then he could had ever thought off.
"HEY!" The huge toad yelled and gained the two's attention. WHO'S ON TOP OF MY HEAD, AND HOW DID I END UP IN THIS CREVASSE?!" It demanded with his booming voice.
To hearing that, Naruto then moved to the edge of the toad's head so that he could looked at its giant face. "Hey there! My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze." He introduced himself.
"I DON'T CARE! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT PERVERT JIRAIYA AND WHY THE HELL DID HE SUMMON ME HERE!?" The toad roared with an extremely annoyed tone.
"Hey!" Naruto retorted with an equally annoyed tone. "And besides, it was me that summon you! dattebayo!" He soon revealed.
"WHAT!?" The toad exclaimed with disbelief as he then let out a thundering laughter. "BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU!? AS IF I WOULD BELIEVE THAT A LITTLE TADPOLE LIKE YOU COULD ACTUALLY SUMMONED ME!? THE GREAT GAMABUNTA!?" He then declared as he found that to be completely ridiculous.
"He does have a point." Kurama agreed with an offhanded tone as he lazily laid on the toad's back.
"Shut it!" Naruto retorted to the Bijū as he pointed at the boss summon. "And I did summon you dattebayo!" Naruto declared with an angry yet insulted tone.
"HA! OK, ENOUGH WITH THE JOKES!" Gamabunta declared as he looked straight at the boy on his head. "AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT, ONLY JIRAIYA HAS BOTH THE POWER AND CHAKRA TO SUMMON ME. SO YOU ACTUALLY EXPECTED ME TO BELIEVE THAT A LITTLE TADPOLE LIKE YOU CAN AS WELL!?" He then countered with a serious yet annoyed tone.
"Again. . .has a point." Kurama again agreed.
Naruto's eye then twitched to that as he looked at the massive toad. I'm a frickin' jinchūriki so I got the chakra!" He then declared. .
This declaration instantly shut the huge toad up when the blond said jinchūriki. "So his Minato's tadpole, huh?" Gamabunta thought to himself as he knew that his last summoner had plan to turn his son into the next jinchūriki.
"And yeah! Ero-sennin did let me sign it! So you should follow your summoner dattebayo!" Naruto then stated. "And yeah I know I'm the fourth Hokage's son!" Naruto quickly added.
"EH? ERO-SENNIN? BWAHAHAHAHA! I LIKE YOU ALREADY, KID!" Gamabunta declared as he then started letting out a huge bellowing laugh at the degrading nickname that was given to the white haired man.
Up the ravine, the perverted white haired man in question was very annoyed by all the comments and insult to his good name.
Then Gamabunta stopped his laughter as he once more looked straight at the blond's eyes. "SINCE THE PERVERT HAD LET YOU SIGN OUR CONTRACT, I'LL GIVE YOU A TEST." He then decided.
"A test?" Naruto asked with a confused tone. "What kind of test?" He then asked but he was ready to pass any test if it meant he can still use the summoning contract for the toads.
Soon the huge toad gave off a huge smirk on his face. "IF YOU CAN STAY ON TOP OF MY HEAD, THEN I'LL AGREE TO YOU SUMMONING MY KIND! HOW DOES THAT SOUND?" He asked with a amused tone.
"For how long exactly?" Naruto asked with slight hesitating tone. "I have a bad feeling about this. . ." He thought to himself.
Gamabunta's smirk widen even more to that. "NOT THAT LONG, JUST UNTIL SUNSET." He declared.
"Huh?" Was all Naruto could got out as he paled at the thought, it would take hours until sunset.
"This'll not end well. . ." Kurama deadpanned before re-entering Naruto's seal. "Good luck kit! You're gonna need it!" He soon declared.
"Hey! Get baAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Naruto began to say as he then yelled out at the top of his lungs as the huge toad boss took a gigantic leap and sailed out of the crevasse.
"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, KID!" Gamabunta declared as he momentary floated a few hundred feet off the ground.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Was all Naruto could get out as he and the toad both began to fall down at lead a hundred miles per hour, while desperately holding onto the shirt the toad was wearing.
After roughly 4 hours of non-stop hopping, thrashing and screaming, going into deep rivers and soaring through the air a couple of times, the toad finally stopped near the ravine. On top of its head, a winded and extremely tired Naruto was gasping for breath as he forced his body to relax. Kuruma however not once helped out the blond as this was his test to passed.
Gamabunta finally stopped as he looked and saw it was sunset. "YOU STILL UP THERE KID?" He asked though he knew that the blond was still there.
Naruto tooked many huge breaths as he weakly looked at the toad. "You. . . can believe. . .I am. . " He weakly declared while grinning weakly. "It'll take. . .a lot more than that to. . .make me to. . .give up. . ." He added as he managed to stand up. "So, am I worthy now?" He then got out.
"HMM. . ." Gamabunta scoffed at that, but he was honestly impressed that the blond manage to passed. "I GUESS. VERY WELL, I'LL ALLOW YOU TO SUMMON MY KIND." He declared with a pretend resignated tone.
The tired blond could only smiled weakly as he couldn't scream in happiness.
POOF!
Before Naruto could say anything, the toad vanished right from under him as unfortunately, the blond was still where his head was.
The blond was comedically floating as he looked down and frown. "Fuck." Was all Naruto could get out, before gravity did it's job. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He shouted as he couldn't even do anything to prevent his fall and his fatigue finally got the best of him and fall unconscious.
Luckily though, Jiraiya caught the unconscious boy before he hit the ground. "Not bad gaki. . .not bad at all." The white haired man with a proud tone.
At that moment, Kurama came out the seal in his chibi fox form as he was resting on his container's stomach. "So now what?" He questioned with a lazy tone.
Jiraiya only took a moment to think about it as he looked at the blond ha was holding and the orange-red chibi fox. "Normally, someone would be out for a week after all of this, but knowing his endurance. . .I'll give him three days tops." He remarked before he chuckled at his own humorous guess as he took him to the hospital.
A few days laters. . .
Soon after the three days he was in the hospital, Naruto had woken up from his long slumber that had caused from the severe chakra exhaustion he had suffered. Jiraiya had arrived the same day the blond had woken up and told him that he could train him for a few weeks because he need to be somewhere else.
During the time the sannin had left, Naruto continued to train under Jiraiya. He had taken Kakashi's advice with his elemental training while the sage also helped teach Naruto some new wind style jutsu.
On one occasion, Jiraiya was quite surprised when he learned that Naruto had the Executioner's Blade that originally belonged to Zabuza Momochi of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, although when he did ask to hold it, Naruto gave him a big and flat no in a childish tone.
"Why not?" Jiraiya asked, becoming increasingly curious.
"Because, I promised Haku and Zabuza that I would take care of this blade." Naruto responded in a serious tone.
To hearing that, Jiraiya nodded in response to that. "I get it gaki; promises are precious things and to break one is like a sin in your book." He simply replied as he didn't push the subject any further.
The last Jiraiya taught Naruto before he had to leave was how to, at the very least, thought him the basic knowledge he had for wielding blades and had the blond try to hit him using his blade. Which was easier said than done as the sage was very quick on his feet and almost never could hit him, much to the genin's annoyance.
Finally, when Jiraiya left Naruto the last week, the blond focus on developing new moves on both his ninjutsu and kenjutsu. All the while he and Kurama worked secretly on their own personal training.
During the last week before the finals. . .
Kurama snuck out as he started attracting many gorgeous females in his human form as they bought him lunch fit for a king. "Yup, this is the life." Kurama thought with a smirk, causing the girls to giggle and blush.
"Oi ero-fox! Where the hell are you!? We need to get ready for the finals dattebayo!" Naruto's voice then rang out in the disguised Bijū's head.
Said Bijū let out a long an annoyed sigh in annoyance to that at that before Kurama then got up as the ladies started following him. "Sorry ladies, I have to go for now." He told them with a smooth and charismatic tone.
"Awwww, but why?" They all asked in sad strucken unison with hearts in their eyes.
Kurama smirked and winked at them, causing them all to swoon and nearly faint. "I'll see you babes later." He coolly said as he dashed off after the duo.
The day of the Chunin Exam Finals. . .
Soon the day of the finals had finally came and the streets were packed with civilian and shinobis from both Konoha and other villages. Food stands were up so the owners could get money from said civilians and ninja of Konoha.
So it would be redundant to say that everyone in Konoha was in high movement as they we're preparing for the Chunin Exam Finals. The Exams were always interesting for many reasons, such as:
a.) To boost the both the citizens and shinobis morale.
b.) To help get the most impressive genin's village which would result in a large amount of clients that will be attracted to request for more missions for specific shinobis that impressed them and willing to pay more for them, which would boosted that village's economy.
c.) And finally, unaware to anyone else, a lot of Anbu and activity shinobi's were always on patrol to make sure that most of the villagers were accounted and that they would keep the academy students safe as they would be Konoha's future.
At Naruto's old apartment. . .
Our favorite blond haired ninja let out a long and loud yawn as he woke up in his old bed. "Today's the day of the finals. . ." Naruto got out as he stood up and when to get ready for his match.
Kurama meanwhile also woke up from within the seal as he gave a deadpan expression. "No duh with the commotion outside." He remarked.
While Naruto was putting on his shinobi clothing, he began to think of his match. "Now I'm going to make that asshole know the definition respect towards 'll put him down a few dozen pegs, and he might stop ranting non-stop about fate. . ." He declared to himself.
After the blond had double-checked everything and he made himself easy yet filling breakfast. Naruto began to quickly recalled all of his training he had with Jiraiya and his secret training with Kurama.
Naruto then gave off a serious look as he looked at the sky outside the window. "Hopefully, those jutsu that Kurama and I made will be my ace in the hole. And if they don't, then I think I can figure out another way kick his ass." He simply decided as he always didn't thought of a plan and make on on the spot was his best quality.
With that in mind, he left his home, and made his way to the stadium, humming a tune all the while.
Of course, at the sight of the resident Demon child, walking around with such a carefree tone made the citizens of Konoha rub the wrong way. And when the blond reach a relatively empty area, some civilians, more like mob really, actually got out various different tools to use as weapons and began to stand in Naruto's way.
"Well what do you know? The demon brat is out to play? We'll show you, walking like you own this place!" One of the men got out with a smug tone.
The blond let out an annoying groan at the sight. "Are you frickin' kidding me!?" Naruto thought as he looked at the mob as they began to charge at him. He attempted to jump to a roof, but one of them somehow actually managed to grab his ankle and pull him down. The rest of the civilians didn't waste any time as they quickly jump on him and began stabbing, slashing, or otherwise mauling the boy in any way they could.
"How do like this demon boy?" One fat civilian taunted in a satisfied tone.
"What do you think assholes?" Surprised, the civilian looked behind him to see Naruto unharmed on the top of a fence as they then heard a poof go off from the Naruto they attack was nothing more than a large piece of wood. "Payback time!" He said as he went through the hand signs.
"Wh-what are you doing?!" Shouted a mob member in a fearful manner. "Using ninjutsu on civilians is a forbidden!" He then declared his reminder.
The blond gain a tick mark at hearing this. "Hey idiots, if your going to say stupid things like what's forbidden after you attack me, then you should also know that it's forbidden to attack a shinobi! Which case I am allowed to defend myself!" Naruto retorted as he thought the mob was brain dead if they think that would let them get away scot clean.
To hearing that, the mob members became frightened by this, but their hatred didn't let them back away as they would still stop the demon from going to the finals.
"Don't worry, it won't bring much harm to you. Only a lot of shame." Naruto grinned as looked at them. "You guys really shouldn't be streaking in the street like that. You'll catch a cold." He then jokingly remarked with a grin.
"What are you talking about you demon? There aren't anyone streak-!" The man was cut off as the blond finished his twelfth seal and the clothes present in the mob were instantly shredded to bits, leaving roughly forty people standing in the nude in front of the sniggering container of the Kyūbi.
At that instantly, female members of the mob shreeked in embarrassment as they quickly ran off.
Within the seal, Kurama looked on at the fleeing naked females as his nose bled. "Not bad bodies, just need to stop hating. . .still a nice view though." He thought to himself with a perverse and satisfied grin.
The males meanwhile soon followed suit as they looked back at the blond. "WE'LL REMEMBER THIS YOU DEMONIC BRAT!" One of the members roared his declaration.
"Ah sweet revenge. . .not the Sasuke kind, but the humiliating kind." Naruto happily replied as he walking off, continuing to whistle a tune as he ready for the final test to see if he becomes a chunin or not.
(Old A/N, keep reading for the new one)
JG (jgresidentevil)'s A/N: Hiya everyone this is JG with now another completed chapter of Uchiha Heiress Remix. Once again, we'll start by responding to three review.
First from Rokujuukyuu -san- Umm, WHAT THE FUCK DOES 'DATTEBAHI' MEAN?!- Good question, I must admit, I actually didn't think of the verbal tick. See I was on around DeviantArt, rereading the 'NaruHina Chronices' by the famous Mattwilson83 when I got bored and decided to read a different manga he had written. . .that's when I came across 'Hinata vs Kurotsuchi'. Basically a comic where Naruto gets kidnaped by Kurotsuchi and Hinata is forced to wrestle her, both of them in there underwear. Basically on the page where Hinata strips herself, she says Dattebahi. It's a good comic and I hope this answers your question.
Next up is from UltimateFanJob123 - Beta- I thought of a name for a later chapter during the finals, but it depends on whether or not you get Satsuki to face off against Gaara. And here it is: "Showdown of the Jinchuriki! Type-1 vs. Type-2!" And it actually make sense. Gaara is a Type-1 jinchuriki because he actually has a bijuu sealed inside him, while Satsuki is a Type-2, meaning she has access to a bijuu's chakra (in this case, Kyuubi's), but doesn't a bijuu sealed inside her. Just offering a suggestion. I actually like that name for Satsuki's fight against Gaara. . .I might use it, thanks!
And finally from the guest reviewer Matsu- I understand if you don't add Fu to Naruto's Harem ..its a waste but you could make her into a sister figure for Naruto seeing as they both are Demon containers it would be fitting . Curious who your gonna add to the possible Naruto Harem... As you can see by the current chapter my friend, Naruto and Fu already have a brother-sister like relationship. . .the harem, I already explained that Naruto isn't getting one.
Well then, now it Shinobi's turn
S-98 (Shinobi98-Productions)'s A/N: Hello all! It's me again. Ummm... I suppose I'll start with CallMeTesla. You said, "-looks into a crystal ball- With the hokage being a coma, i foresee the civi council trying to force satsuki into the CRA. So while Jiriya takes Naruto for training after the Sand/Sound invasion, he will also be taking Satsuki until they find a temp for the Hokage. Hinata, not wanting to be left out, follows them and is also trained along the way...So how close am I?
BTW: Awesome story and sorry i haven't been reviewing. Also, the Gentle Kicks version of the rotation is badass!" I thank you for the last comment, and as for the first... Well, it is a secret, but I can say, "You see mate, that to think that having one person with another that they love dearly going to train for untold amount of years, being followed by another whilst the only man in this equation (not counting the old guy) is, as you may or may not know, being chased by a shady organization (that you don't know if they exist in this universe or not), would, or, rather, should, lead you to believe that what you suggest may not happen. However, if you factor in that we are the authors of this story, the idea that you have created may or may not be in the range of 0-100% correct. So, in the end, it is all quite a conundrum that could only be solved by somehow reading the minds of the author/authors, depending on whether or not one of them knows, which they may or may not. Savvy?" That is a Jack Sparrow-inspired speech, if you don't get it. So, yeah...
Number 2! Dragon Man 180, you said: "Bitch Sakura needs to die. I hope Hinata and Satsuki put her down hard and make her pay for her past treatment of Naruto. I'm also eager to see if Satsuki reveals herself during the final round or if it just happens by accident there." That is a point that I think about often, and, well, if Satsuki reveals herself... Maybe, maybe not. It depends.
Alright, last person of the day! Ummm... Hmm... How about... .3950? In your review, you said, "I'm actually hoping one of several things happen to this new Sakura. One she gets killed, two she gets the crap knocked out of her and respect beaten into her. The 3rd thing I'm hoping for(assuming you don't go and kill her evil ass) have Naruto create a suppression seal infused with Kurama's youki and apply it on Sakura(talk about painful almost as painful as getting Orochimaru's hickey of doom)." That... is a very interesting idea. Not the killing/humiliating, but the idea that Naruto creates a suppression seal for her curse mark. Well... You see, in this story, Naruto has expressed any skill in Fuuinjutsu, and has not practiced it. And, let's face it. Jiraiya couldn't figure the damn thing out, so for Naruto to do it, he would need to 1.) show an interest in it, and 2.) create hundreds of shadow clones daily for a few years, because Fuuinjutsu is an obscure art that takes many, many years to learn, and far more to master. And it's obvious that Jiraiya isn't that much of a master yet either; he is an almost-master. So, yeah. Plus, Danzo already used Shisui's Kotoamatsukami to influence Sakura's parents to let him train/own her. So, unfortunately, there is no way that Naruto will create a suppression seal for the curse mark. Although, for you Naruto die-hards, Kakashi did suppress it, but Jiraiya wasn't there. Plus, he doesn't even know her.
Oh, and remember: if you see something completely out of place, something that just makes you stare, like, say, Kyubi turning into a chicken or something... it is most likely my fault. Unless JG claims it for his own. RANDOMNESS!
JG: XD Thanks pal, anyway. Once again, thanks for liking the story so far and I hope you continue enjoying it! A new poll with 34 choices will be up soon and me and Shinobi will be the first group of voters. (Note, you'll be allowed to choose 17 choices). Alright then everyone, remember, review, PM us for ideas and all that what not. LATER!
S-98: And don't forget about The Uzumaki Files! It should also be on JG's page!
(New A/N)
JG (JGResidentEvil)'s A/N: Heya everyone! JGResidentEvil here with fight2protect to bring you this incredibly long remastered chapter! ^^"
F2P (fight2protect)'s A/N: Seriously. . .this was our longest remaster, no scratch that, longest CHAPTER ever! While not including the original and new A/N parts, it is still EIGHTY-NINE F'ING PAGES!
JG: Oh yeah, and this wasn't even planned! We just had to put in a lot more details for the original chapter!
F2P: Though it was also because we had to do a lot of rewrite, redo and remake scenes. Because while some of the original parts we decided to keep them, we completely change a whole lot of other shit that would fit our style.
JG: And it was all tiring in the end! ^^" I felt like at times that this one was never really gonna get done!
F2P: It felt like two chapters in one. . .Anywho, instead of complaining, let's just explained the changes. Well like always we change the basic structure of the scenes to have a better flow.
JG: First being Naruto's training, which was barely detailed in the original. My bad on my end. At the time, I was just trying to pump out chapter after chapter to go further along down the Naruto storyline. ^^"
F2P: Now then in this beginning part we made few changes like hint a new move that will be used in a future arc. The next thing was a much grander introduction to Kyūbi's (now Kurama) human form interaction and his playboy attitude. That whole scene was hilarious! XD
JG: And the beginning to Kurama's harem as well under his stage name of Kazama Arashi! Man that was fun to rewrite and make better! XD
F2P: This was soon followed with the introduction to our favorite erotic sannin Jiraiya! In the original we had that Naruto first change into his Naruko form and then pointed at Jiraiya, but I thought it would be funnier to have Naruto get back at both Kurama and Jiraiya with the hit and knocked out the two. XD
JG: Got that right! It was way funnier in the end and felt much more satisfying! I can say that the interactions between Naruto, Kurama and Jiraiya were definitely an improvement over the original!
F2P: Though we did change the interaction to a more serious ones when it came to the revealed of his link of Jiraiya and Minato, while having a completely new scene of how Jiraiya really feels towards Kurama.
JG: Thank the canon and filler episodes for revealing more that what the manga had shown since they revealed more backstory.
F2P: The other parts we change were the interaction between Fū and the Nanabi (now revealed Chōmei), to show how they interacted to each other. Which is hilarious how Chōmei acts! XD
JG: I bet your all wondering who exactly did we inspire Chōmei's personality to be like.
F2P: Let's just say it's someone that likes~ to tease~ XD Now the next part changes are the interaction and conversation from Naruto and Kakashi, this was so that Naruto could both gain a good elemental training ideas and change the scene where they would give Satsuki's new weapon.
JG: After that, we had the changes made for that asshole Danzō's discussions with Sakura's parents. . .and we still hate that wrinkly old bastard with a passion. . .not to mention what he did to her parents in the end. . .basically it was more expressive and emotional than the original.
F2P: Yeah because, Danzō isn't really known for his emotions. ^^" After that we changed a bit the meeting between the two jinchūriki's and the reveals of their Bijū's names. Because we feel that Kurama would be much more protective of his name like canon Kurama.
JG: Exactly, Kurama is definitely sensitive to those kind of things for many reasons. Even though during that scene he acts likes a massive ball of anger and hatred, he has his reasons behind it all and for why he hides it and gets angry if someone mentions it in some way.
F2P: Yup, but those reasons will not be explain any time soon. :D
JG: Finally and lastly, we improved the part with Naruto learning the summoning jutsu and encounter with Gamabunta and his kid.
F2P: After all, our Naruto has a better training than canon during this part so he could summon bigger toads and not tadpoles, mostly toads around Gamakichi to about his size. But that doesn't mean he will be able to summon toads of Gamabunta level without the help of Kurama. His strong, but not THAT strong.
JG: Correct, we aren't trying to make Naruto OP right at the beginning, he's still just a twelve year old kid.
F2P: And with that, we had said all the major changes we had to say. Hopefully the next chapter won't be this insanely long. ^^"
JG: Ain't that the truth! So until next time! See ya!
F2P: Peace out!
