Chapter 37: Konoha Humor and Plans in the Shadows
A few days had passed since the civil war, declaration of new chunins and imprisonment of the Elders. After enjoying the praise from the civilians, Tsunade had ordered them to work on rebuilding Konoha to its former state as she, Jiraiya, Shizune, Hiruzen, Kakashi, Team Seven and the Clan Heads had a long discussion about everything that was learned during Team Seven's absence in Konoha, while the clone of Kurama went off to fulfill the promise to the trio that involved the Elders before they were sent to prison for the rest of their lives before eventually dispersing when he finished his job. When they had learned the truth about Danzō and the elders ordering Itachi to massacre the Uchiha Clan, to say they took it to putting it mildly, absenting. Then eventually they finally calmed down after marking Danzō as an S-Rank criminal wanted dead or live, but most of them wanted him dead the Hokage herself included. They all each took turns to look at Satsuki Uchiha and apologize to the girl for the lost of her family and for adding the fuel of hatred that force the Uchiha to do such an action out of desperation, but to Satsuki, she didn't mind since it was the Uchiha Clan was planning the co'up d'etat. Hiruzen who was still in need of a long period of rest forced himself to stand up and when he finally gaining the strength he shakily stood up and went to the girl, enveloping her into a hug and apologized further for not being able to stop Danzō and the Elders while the said girl only tears up in response.
The villagers meanwhile were still in disarray as they all had to work on rebuilding their homes and replace the stuff they were forced to throw out under the Mind Influence's orders, not to mention from all the chaos the villagers did when they were in their state of denial about Naruto and Satsuki. In response, all missions for Konoha shinobis were put on hold until they could get the village up and running again as some of them were fixing up broken building and building some new ones to replace the completely destroyed ones while Tsunade would only sent Anbu and high Jonins to high level ninjas to gather funds for Konoha.
While the others were doing their usual things, the clone Kurama when to the ex-elders to fulfilled the promise he made. What he did was pay a little visit to the ex-elders, since they couldn't move by all the restrainment, he hold their hands and introduced his chakra to their chakra pathways, but since their chakra pathways were too old, his chakra completely burn most of them, but only enough for them to feel an unholy pain if they every time they even attempt to use their chakra. And since every shinobi, young and old used chakra in a minor used in anything they do in their normal day life, just the act of walking will make them feel the ungodly pain. This showed the trio that Kurama did in fact knew how to really make just being alive a living hell. Which Satsuki deeply thanked as she now learned a torture method to use on any enemies to fight and that justice was delivered to two of the three people that ordered her brother to massacre the Uchiha Clan as well to feel the physical pain of what Naruto had to feel during those days of loneliness and pain inflicted upon him.
The real Kurama on the other hand was still enjoying his time with Anko in her apartment as he made sure that there wasn't any residue left from removing Orochimaru's Curse Mark. For Anko however, she used it as a chance to get even closer to the most powerful Tailed Beast as she like being around him when they slept together, showered together, ate together, practically anything and everything to get closer to one another. Though she always pouted whenever Kurama had to leave to help out Team Seven in training to control his chakra since he couldn't leave it to a clone.
Team Seven however started to become very busy, both as a team and individuals.
Satsuki went to the tablet that his brother told her to looked at that she tried to destroy when she blew up the Uchiha District. After removing the stone barrier using Kurama's and Jiraiya's expertise on Juinjutsu to remove it so that she could look at the ancient table alone as they knew it was her birthright. There she learn from the tablet all of the Jutsu's that her Mangekyō Sharingan could do as well as the drawbacks that came from using them, it was a given that losing eye sight each time you used those Jutsu wasn't really tempting to say the least since Satsuki's dream was now to support Naruto as he worked on becoming Hokage, to protect Konoha and to start a family later on with the man she loved.
Hinata meanwhile had returned home to the Hyuga Compound and was greeted by Hanabi as she was actually acting like a little girl as she started apologizing for her attitude from when they were younger. But she only said it wasn't any trouble as she already move forward before kissing her on the forehead. But the really reason to for her visit was so to tell the elders that she won't take the title of heiress and gave it to Hanabi. Though the elders tried to convince her otherwise, it was Hiashi that had the last word on who would be the heiress and agreed with Hinata's decision, much to the elders dismay. Hinata then went to her room to gather her personal belongs after explaining that she will be moving in with her fiancé, using a little of Kurama's chakra to intimidate the elders into agreeing to that, though her female fury would had been enough. Ironically, Hiashi had already planned a much bigger house for Hinata and her future fiancé to live in and since Satsuki's apartment was practically destroyed (Though most of the stuff was saved thanks to resistance), Hinata soon realized that Naruto and Satsuki didn't have a place to live, so she accepted the offer. But as of right now, they would be staying with Tsunade at the Hokage Tower until the arrangements were finalized. Hinata then told Naruto and Satsuki via mind link about everything that had happened. Like Satsuki, her dream now was also support Naruto as he works on becoming Hokage, keeping Konoha safe from people like Orochimaru and Danzō and fulfill her long time dream of marrying person she had a crush on since she was a little girl.
Naruto however was reminding himself constantly why he loved shadow clones as he made them do most of the work in Konoha and to help everyone in the village restoration. Things were starting to look up for him as he was getting more and more praise from the villagers that once resented him thanks to Kurama, but there were those still haters that just couldn't let go of their hatred, but their were much less than before, though he still felt slightly awkward with it coming, especially now that he had fangirls after him while Satsuki has both fanboys and fangirls after her and Hinata. Naruto did know however about two other things, Kurama and Sakura. The situation with Kurama was that he was always going off somewhere when he had the chance to escape somewhere (Though he thought that he was off with his harem), while for the Sakura situation, no one had seen her since Satsuki remembered that she left her in the anaconda's mouth, where when she summoned him, he told her that he had released Sakura, causing the three to get slightly worried about what Sakura might be doing now. For Naruto, he had started growing up as his dream involved helping Konoha get back to normal as well as becoming the next Hokage and soon marrying both girls he had fallen for.
At a random part of the Konoha after everything had calmed down and started being rebuilt a few days later. . .
BOOM! CRASH! BAM!
This and such noises could be heard for last hour, with the occasional swearing of a pissed of owner when their moving carts were destroyed.
"AH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" One familiar male voice screamed in a panic.
"Naru-kuuuuuuun! Come back!" A female, but familiar voice called out in a somewhat entranced tone.
"We just want to hug youuuuuuuuu!" Another female got out, her voice also in a entranced tone.
"NOT WHEN YOU'RE BOTH EYEING ME LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT!" Naruto then screamed out with pure terror in his voice.
"NARUTO-SAMAAAAAA!" Naruto could hear many craze like voices right behind him.
"OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Naruto roared when he was a lot of his fangirls just behind the girls.
"GIVE US SATSUKI-SAMA AND HINATA-SAMA YOU CRETON!" Both male and females declared.
"HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN!" Naruto asked as he ran at triple speeds.
One hour earlier. . .
"Step right up everyone and place your bets!" An overly excited Kurama in his human transformation of Kazama Arashi started as he gathered everyone attention in the center of Konoha. Next to him was an iron box that was rattling around and a confused Hinata and Satsuki. "For the first time! Right here in Konoha! Watch as the financés of one Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze go completely nuts and on a lust crazed rampage after the crazy baka they both love!" He announced.
"Uh. . .Ero-kitsune? What the hell are you planning dattebakon?" Satsuki asked as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"What is the meaning behind this?" Hinata then asked as she looked at the rattling iron box that was shaking as if someone was struggling inside it and she could had sworn that she could hear cursing. "And is that Naruto-kun in there!?" She panicked out the question, knowing it was completely obvious that Naruto was in there.
Satsuki's eyes widen to that as she glared at the disguised demon fox. "WHAT THE HELL ERO-KITSUNE!?" She growled out.
Kazama meanwhile ignored the questions as he kept on going with his announcement. "Now is your last chance! In just 60 seconds the race will begin!" He declared as more people started to gather to watch.
Anko meanwhile was on the roof of a building with her hair still down and watched the action as she sat down the edge of the roof with all kinds of foods next to her. "Kyū-chan knows how to make a show! This is gonna be good." She giggled out as she did a single shadow clone as it went to Kurama and handed him the money. "Bet it all on imouto!" The clone called out as Kurama just smirked as he took the money.
"A-Anko-nee!?" Satsuki got out as she saw her older sister figure before she dispersed into white smoke.
"Ten. . .Nine. . .Eight!" Kazama began the count down.
"What's going on!?" Hinata asked as her infinity patience was at its end.
"Three. . .Two. . .One! Let the race. . .BEGIN!" Kazama finished loudly as he pointed to the iron box.
A massive puff of smoke then filled the area as the iron box opened with something rolling out of it. "OI ERO-KITSUNE! WHY THE HELL DID YOU STUFF ME IN A BOX LIKE THAT AFTER MESSING WITH THE SEAL SLIGHTLY!?" A familiar male voice questioned.
"N-Naru-kun?" Satsuki asked as she couldn't fully see her future husband thanks to the smoke.
"What. . ." Hinata got out. "What did Kurama do?" She then then asked with worry.
Their questions were soon answered as the smoke cleared revealing Naruto. . .but with some slight alterations. Now on his head were two yellow furry fox ears that twitched slightly, showing that they were indeed real, he still had his blue eyes except his pupils were slight slitted like a fox, his whisker marks were more noticeable, seeing that he was shirtless as it revealed his muscular figure, but the most important detail was the bushy blonde-yellow tail coming out of his tailbone as it swished around.
There was an intense moment of silence as every single person was completely quiet as they watch the now fox featured Naruto.
"What?" Naruto asked as he broke the silence.
Satsuki looked at the fox featured Naruto with wide eyes. ". . .Nata-chan?" She started as she looked at her best friend in a monotonous tone.
Hinata was also looking at the changed Naruto when she heard her best friend. ". . .Yes Satsuki-chan?" She responded in the same tone of voice.
"Truce?" The Uchiha then asked.
A moment of silence passed as Hinata looked back at Satsuki. "Truce." The Hyuga responded with a nod.
Then they both turned towards the confused Naruto, both of them having a gleam in their eyes as they smiled wickedly at him.
Kurama had to hold Naruto as he gulp as every single cell of his body told him one thing. . . "Oooooooh fuck. . ." Naruto merely thought.
"You should be running now." Kazuma whispered into his container's ear as he had a shit eating grin on his face.
Naruto then noticed that both Satsuki's and Hinata's eyes went hazy as they started to strut over to him. "S-Satsuki-chan?" He got out.
"Naru-kuuuuuuun. . ." Satsuki started as her voice panted heavily but with an airy tone with a sweet smile.
"H-Hinata-chan. . .?" Naruto asked as he could feel the two girls losing their minds right now.
"We just want to cuddle Naruto-kuuuuuuun. . ." Hinata responded in the same tone as Satsuki with an identical smile on her face.
Naruto slowly got to his feet as he caught a glimpse of the tail he had now now before fully seeing it. "Kurama. . .you asshole. . ." He muttered as he kept on backing up. "Ok Naruto, just calm down and back up nice and slow. . ." He told himself, but the moment he took a single step back he broke a small twig, that was all it took. . .As like hungry savage animals, Satsuki and Hinata eyes glowed bright and pounced towards Naruto with hunger in their eyes and mouths dripping with saliva. "RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!" Naruto roared to himself in his head as he began to sprint away from the two girls as they caused destruction to anything that got in their way.
All the while, Kurama and Anko were laughing their asses off while the villagers that were watching didn't know what to think about this. But that didn't last long. . .
"NARUTO-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA!" Many of his newly obtain fangirls squealed by the adorable Naruto's new look.
"BACK OFF! HE'S OURS!" Hinata and Satsuki declared in unison as they when on the hun- I mean, chasing their adorable fox fiancé. While the fangirls were right behind them.
Back to the present time. . .
Naruto was still running like his life depended on it as he got two, long lost to hunger and lust, fiancés after him with hundreds of fangirls and fanboys behind them. "OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!" He kept repeating as he had to dodge his two craze fiancés craze attempts to capture him. "WHAT DO I DO!? WHAT DO I DO!? WHAT DO I DO!?" He added.
"Hehehehehe! Come here Naru-kuuuuuuuun!" Satsuki pled with a very disturbing tone and a tilt of her head, all the while she was drooling at the mouth.
"We just want a touch." Hinata said with the same expression as Satsuki.
"Pleeeeeeease?" The duo then asked as they kept chasing him.
"You know I love you girls!" Naruto began as he quickly looked backwards, only for his eyes widen in horror at the expression on the girls faces and began to run even faster. "But there no way in hell I'll let that happen in your current state of mind!" Naruto roared in terror.
"NARUTO-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA!" The fangirls shouted as they had huge hearts for eyes as a small drool fell from their mouths.
"We respect you Naruto! But we'll kill you for hogging Satsuki-sama/Hinata-sama!" The fanboys and some girls declared with flaming eyes.
"I'M GONNA KILL KURAMA FOR THIS!" Naruto declared as he kept running.
Back with Kurama, he was down on the ground, pounding his fist as he was laughing like crazy that he was having trouble breathing. "O-Oh Kami. . ." He breathed out. "That. . .that was awesome!" He stated as he went back to laughing. "I KNEW THE GIRLS WOULD REACT THAT WAY! HA!" He declared in his mind.
"That was some fucked up shit you did to the brat! And I'm loving it!" Anko declared after coming down to him as she also started pounding her fist to the ground. Soon when she regained her normal breathing back, she stood up and put her arms around Kurama's neck after they both stood back up. "You know, I'm really loving how you think." She said with a smirk.
Kurama return the smirk as he tooked her by the waist and kissed her on the lips, he then separated and looked at each other in the eyes. "I could teach you something good if you let me Anko-chan." He responded as he rubbed her waist in a tender manner.
"I'd like that. . ." Anko responded with a smirk and a flirty tone as she pressed her breasts into Kurama's chest. "I'd really would like that. . ." She whispered into his ear
Around them many guys both civilians and ninja alike glared daggers at Kurama as they were jealous at him as they all knew of Anko's hotness. "That lucky bastard!" They all thought in unison.
Kurama meanwhile sensed the jealously as he gave them all the peace sign as he enjoyed being cuddled, much to their anger and jealousy. "We'll have our time soon Anko-chan. . .very soon. . ." He whispered to her ear.
Anko sigh to that in response. "Still taking things slow. . ." She though with much annoyance, but she still like that in a way, as she knew he was interested in her was for much more than just her appearance or her assets. "But you just keep turning me on though. . ." She admitted to him in a whisper.
Kurama merely chuckled as he kissed her again. "Soon gorgeous. . .and I mean really soon. . ." He advised as he caressed her cheek. "I will let you have your deepest desires." He added as he kissed her once more.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A familiar voice cried out in the distance before a massive explosion went off.
"It looks like the kit was caught." Kurama then stated. "Wanna see who got him?" He then asked.
"Another date tonight at my place and I'll go with you." Anko proposed.
"Deal." Kurama instantly responded as they rushed off to where the scream was located.
At the location of the scream. . .
Normally it would had been weird to see Naruto with a fox ears and tail, but one would also think it would be weirder seeing two completely craze girls around him nearly killing him via suffocation, however. . .
"Soooooo soooooft!" Satsuki purred out as she snuggled up to Naruto's tail while holding it tenderly.
Hinata nodded in agreement as she did the same. "Soooooo cuuuuuute!" She sighed out as she rubbed her cheek against the tail.
Naruto meanwhile was on the ground with a hand on his face as the other was tapping his fingers on the ground, then he heard the compliments from the girls as they play around with his tail, making him sweatdropped as he then looked beyond the girls cuddling him to see the destruction this little joke had caused as well as the fangirls and fanboys after her completely unconscious with their chakra points blocked and he could had sworn that some of them had a few burns, not life threatening at all, but still very disturbing. "I am really gonna kill that ero-kitsune for this. . ." He thought as he sworn on his life that vengeance will be his. Unfortunately, his mind then started to wander a bit as he wondered now what the girls would look like with the same features. He then turn and his imagination did its job as he could see Satsuki and Hinata with their own fox ears and tails, but. . .the only difference is that they were naked. "DAMMIT MIND!" He then swore as he held both of his hands to his nose to stop the nosebleed from spurting out.
As Satsuki was still snuggling with his tail, her eyes turn slightly towards Naruto's face and giggled as she could figure out what he was thinking right now. "At least his eyes are only on us, right Nata-chan?" She asked her fellow fiancé via mind link as Naruto was too busy with his nose to heard it.
Hinata was also still rubbing her cheek on the soft tail while she nodded in agreement and also giggled. "Hai! It shows that he cares and is physically attracted to us as well." She responded in a happy tone.
"It's too bad that Ero-kitsune has to fix him later, but for now let's get home for now. We really caused a mess." Satsuki then admitted as she then giggle. "Now I wonder if he would chase after us if we had fox ears and a tail." She added.
"He probably would." Hinata replied as she too giggle. "Though he would probably turn beserk and put us up on his shoulders as he proclaim that we are his, while beating up any boys trying to look at us." She joked.
Satsuki nodded in agreement to that. "Yeah, he is a gentleman like that to us. . ." She sighed out before another giggle escaped her mouth. "You would look cute with the fox ears and tail Nata-chan." She admitted.
Hinata blushed a little to that, but nodded. "But I think you would looked really attractive if you had them too." She replied.
Satsuki giggled as she released Naruto's tail. "Thanks Nata-chan!" She happily replied as she looked at the slightly dazed, lighthead, fox hybrid Naruto. "How about be find Ero-kitsune and get him fix for now? Maybe we can ask him to make it so Naru-kun can freely control going into this." She suggested.
Surprisingly, Hinata gave off a cat like smile as she and Satsuki used their arms to lift Naruto up and placed his arms over their shoulders after noticing that Naruto was too dazed to move from the possible loss of blood. "I would like that dattebahi. . ." She admitted as she looked at the Uchiha Heiress.
A sudden whistling caught the attention of the girls. "Damn. . .you two seriously destroyed everything!" A familiar voice commented with a chuckle.
"I'll say, never thought that my little imouto would go this wild over just seeing fox features on her man." A familiar female got out with a giggle.
The two kunoichis turn and saw the two familiar people. "Ero-kitsune! Anko-nee!" Satsuki called out.
Hinata then unintentionally activated her Emotions Byakugan at the two who were holding each others waists and saw the two having a pink aura directly towards one another, causing her eyes to widen. "A-Are you two. . ." She got out as she blush lightly.
To this, Kurama just gave a wide witty smile that was full of hidden happiness and gave a thumbs up while Anko just giggles as her laughter too was full of hidden happiness and gave them a peace sign.
"Eh?" Satsuki got out as she tilted her head slightly, not understanding what's going on. "Oi Nata-chan, did I miss something dattebakon?" She then asked.
Hinata just blushed a little darker as she deactivated her Emotions Byakugan. "I. . .I. . .so that's what happened. . ." She got out.
"Yeah, we're together." Kurama simply declared as Anko lean into him and smiled widely.
"Eh?" Satsuki got out once more as she blinked a couple of times before her face went pink at what he was referring to. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?" She exclaimed in shock as she was so shocked that she unintentionally let go of Naruto, the sudden weight on Hinata's shoulder was so heavy that she also let go and Naruto hit the ground head first. "W-WHEN!? H-HOW!? W-WHY ANKO-NEE!? DID HE RAPE YOU OR SEDUCE YOU LIKE HIS FANGIRLS!?" She panicked out each question as she flailed her arms rapidly.
Anko just giggled to the last two questions. "First. . .I would had chopped off his jewels of if he did try to rape me." She began to explained with a wide sadistic grin.
"Which I didn't and wouldn't." Kurama remarked, completely unafraid from her girl's declaration.
Anko giggled some more to that as she leaned into him. "Second. . .yeah, you could say he did seduced me, but I also seduced him back." She stated with a satisfied smirk.
"Showing that we're perfect for each other." Kurama commented with a perverse grin.
Satsuki's mind had exploded to that as she just couldn't fathom what she is listening right now. "HUH!?" Was her only reply as her head was steaming from still trying to process. "B-But when!?" She then asked, as her eyes turn into spirals and her arms were still flailing rapidly.
Kurama smirked widely to that. "Anko's mindscape while I was getting rid of that damned hickey from the pedophile." He told them in a proud manner. "Basically I did the same thing when I did it to you and the Hyuga and made you psuedo-jinchūrikis engaged to the kit there." He explained as he pointed to the dazed Naruto on the ground.
"YOU MADE ANKO-NEE INTO A PSEUDO-JUNCHŪRIKI!? DOES THAT MEAN SHE MARRIED TO NARU-KUN!?" Satsuki roared in anger.
Naruto was now regaining consciousness as his head shot up as he heard that. "SAY WHAT!?" He exclaimed in shock.
Anko on the other hand had a huge tick mark at what her little sister figure had said and wanted to unleash a horde of snakes at the two for that. "ARE YOU SERIOUS!? THE GAKI IS WAY TOO YOUNG FOR ME!" She declared.
"LET ME FINISH YOU BAKAS!" Kurama roared back in pure annoyance as he and Anko gave the two light punches on their heads to their respective charges, Kurama to his jinchūriki and Anko to her little sister figure. "Anyway. . .before I was interrupted by these two bakas, while I did the same method, I only made sure to only purge every trace of it so that the pedo would never gain a single foot hold on her." He finally finished explaining.
"Which I was completely happy about." Anko added. "After the brat knocked Kurama here out with the Gai Jutsu, I took him back to my place where we enjoyed ourself, and no, not in that way." She explained as she saw the trio blushed darkly to that and then eyed Kurama. "Yet anyway. . ." She thought in a lustful tone. "And no, I don't got access to his power as I am not like imouto or the lavender eyes, I'm just regular old me." She revealed.
"But. . .why Anko-nee. . ." Satsuki then got out. "Why are you dating him when you know he has a harem?" She then asked.
Anko giggled to that as she noticed the worry in her imouto's voice. "Well. . .lets just say we had a very intimate moment and leave it at that." She vaguely stated as there was no way she would tell them about Kurama seeing the her soul or that it looked nothing like she usually acted. "That will go to my grave." She added in her mind.
Satsuki on the other hand, her eye twitch, because she took the intimate part to a complete different thing as she then turned to Kurama and pointed at him. "If you take advantage of Anko-nee like you do with those fangirls, I will castrate you ero-kitsune!" She warned as she activated her Sharingan. "And I mean it dattebakon!" She added to confirm her declaration.
Kurama gave a smirk in response. "Just to remind you about, you were the one that was groping Anko-chan here when she mentioned you were jealous of the big boobed Hokage and allowed me the chance to execute getting rid of the hickey in the first place." He stated.
At the Hokage Tower, Tsunade sneezed as she looked out the window and groaned. "It's either Jiraiya or the erotic fox. . ." She deducted as she got back to work. "Dammit I need a drink. . ." She muttered out from the stress from dealing with the Konoha Civil War, it was one thing telling the truth of the Uchiha Massacre, but another duty having to be in charge of rehabilitating the ROOTS agents back into society as normal human beings and shinobis. So to say she wasn't having a good time was an understatement. "Now I know what Grandfather, Uncle and Sensei must've dealt with. . ." She added as she continued fighting the bane of all kage. . .paperwork. "I should've let Shizune dealt with the paperwork. . ." She thought with a groan as she knew her assistant was helping out at the hospital.
Just then, a knock on the door was heard. "May I come in Tsunade-sama?" A female questioned from the other side.
This made Tsunade looked up. "You may enter." She replied as she placed her hand on her chin in a thinking matter.
As the person heard Tsunade, the door open and revealed that is was Kurenai. But the one thing that caught her attentions was the concern looked on the young woman's face. "May I talk with you?" Kurenai requested as her face darken a bit.
Raising an eyebrow to that, Tsunade motioned her to come forward. "About what exactly?" She then asked.
Kurenai sighed as she entered the room and closed the door behind her. "It's. . .about one of my students. . ." She started.
Tsunade looked slightly confused as she haven't had a chance to look at the younger generation yet, so aside from Team Seven she hasn't know the others team and it's members. "Which one are you referring to exactly? You'll need to give me more details." She ordered in a somewhat more serious matter.
Kurenai nodded as she took a straighter pose. "I am Team Eight's sensei, as my students are Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka. . .and Sakura Haruno. . ." She trailed off at the mention of the last member.
"And which one is it that you want to talk about." Tsunade asked, though by the way she said her students she had an idea which one.
Kurenai sighed to that question. "It's Sakura, Hokage-sama, I. . .haven't seen or heard of her since before Danzō had made his hostile takeover and now I'm worried that something may had happen to her." She informed her as concerned was ever present in her tone of voice.
Tsunade nodded in acknowledgment as she then went and rummaged through the team files for graduates. "Hmm. . .Six, Seven. . .ah here we go." She got out as she grabbed the file marked 'Team Eight' bus as she looked at it she raised an eyebrow. "What is this?" She got out.
"Is something the matter?" Kurenai politely asked not understanding what her leader meant.
Tsunade however placed the file on the table as she displayed the entire file. Files of Kurenai as its sensei, while Kiba and Shino's student files were fine. . .but Sakura's profile was completely blackened out. "I think you'll need to give me more details on Sakura Haruno since something happened to her profile." She stated as she handed the file to her.
Kurenai grabbed the file and her eyes widen at Sakura's file with a gasp escaping her lips. "H-How? Why?" She got out, she had personally saw that the Third had allowed her to see before the day of team placements and it surely wasn't like this. "T-Tsunade-sama. . .what is this exactly?" She then questioned.
"Thats what I would like to know myself." Tsunade stated as she went through the files were every single file of any and all of shinobis of Konoha. She began to look for Sakura's specific name and found. . . "Nothing. . ." She declared, this made Kurenai look up from the file to her leader. "There's nothing on any person with the name Sakura Haruno." She revealed.
"But that can't be!" Kurenai exclaimed. "She was just a normal academy student who graduated with the other genin of Konoha that just became Chunin! She was even in the final rounds of the Chunin Exam!" She explained as her eyes widen further. "Now that I think about it. . .I have no idea who had trained her during the month where the genin were training. . ." She then admitted as she bit her thumbnail in worry.
"Since I wasn't here, I have no idea who this Sakura is and since there isn't any file of her to say that she lived at all here, I would had thought this was some kind of joke, but I know you're not the type with your clear as day concern for you student, so this could only mean that someone made sure to erase any and all traces of this girl to disappear. . . So whether or not she is alive. . .I have no idea. . ." Tsunade stated. "Could it have been that bastard Danzō?" She then thought as she pondered about this.
Kurenai then looked over the completely blackened profile of her student as one thought came to her mind. "Sakura. . .what have you gotten yourself into?" She thought.
In the cave where she had trained with Foo and Torune, Sakura was still naked as she practiced her taijutsu, her hands were blood soaked and many destroyed rocks were everywhere as her appearance looked completely filthy and her hair was completely unkept as it grew down to her back. Then when she felt the hair, Sakura turned and looked at it with hatred, she grabbed it and briefly activated her curse seal to grow her nails like blades again as she use them to cut it.
"Annoyance. . ." Sakura declared as she watched her hair fall to the ground feeling nothing or that it looked nicely cut or not as her nails shrank back to normal and her curse mark receded. "It's as Danzō-sama said, ignore the unnecessaries and destroy what you once cared for to obtain power." She reminded herself with her eyes glowing yellowish-green. She then looked at her bloody hands and a smirk started to form on her face as she licked her own blood.
"My power. . .it's growing. . ." She then started as she wiped the rest of her blood over her body. "I was such an idiot. . ." She reminded herself with a growl as she thought of her days back at the academy. "All those wasted years. . .chasing after a male that didn't even exist in the first place. . .And it's those demons fault. . ." She added as her curse mark began to glow with more intensity as her hatred fueled it. She began to smirk as she could feel the power flowing, even if it was excruciating to let the curse mark go through her body, but she didn't care if it meant getting more power.
"Orochimaru-sama, I will come to you and Danzō-sama soon. . ." She muttered out as she chuckled. "My masters. . .the ones that released the real me. . .my divine gods. . ." She declared as she went further into the cave to take a rest, but as she went into the darkness, she missed the hissing that was following her.
Satsuki was pouting as she watched her older sister figured cuddling up to the perverted transformed Kurama. "Just. . .please turn Naru-kun back to normal. . ." She got out with an exasperated expression, no longer wanting to deal with this anymore and leave while Hinata nodded in agreement. Though they were tempted to asked for this form to appeared more often they just really just want to relax from all that extreme craze induced running.
Kurama just shrugged as he released Anko, which she gave a cute pout, and channeled just a tiny amount of chakra and poked the seal on Naruto's stomach. "And just for the record, that was a one time thing because if I tried that again, the seal may break and we'll end up dying." He stated off handedly as Naruto simply poofed back to normal.
"Wait what!?" Naruto paled, but was ignored.
"Well you got the gaki back to normal now." Anko stated as she grabbed Kurama's hand and brought him back to her side. "Now can you go so that we can have some private time. . ." She purred out as she stroke Kurama's chest with a single finger.
The trio face then turned red to that statement.
"Anko-nee. . ." Satsuki groaned out. "Too much info. . ." She added.
"I can't believe he got Anko-sensei now dattebayo. . ." Naruto muttered out. "Damn ero-kitsune. . ." He then added as he palmed his face.
"W-Well. . .at the very least Anko-sensei is completely free of Orochimaru now. . ." Hinata tried to reassure her teammates, before she face faulted. "Oh. . .who am I kidding. . ." She thought to herself.
Kurama merely smirked as he wrapped an arm around Anko's waist. "You just get luck at times kit. . .very fuckin' lucky. . ." He stated proudly.
By this point, the trio had already left and didn't hear anything Kurama had said, though said demon fox saw both Naruto and Satsuki giving him the middle finger as they weren't looking at him.
Anko on the other hand was laughing loudly to that. "Imouto really learn well from me, because I think we broke them Kyū-chan." She stated as she continue to laugh.
Kurama chuckled some more to that as he started rubbing Anko's waist. "Yeah. . .it's fun to mess with the kits like that." He admitted as he then looked at her. "So, your place?" He then asked with a seductive smirk.
Meanwhile at a training field nine.
"LET'S GO GAI-SENSEI! KIN-CHAN! IT'S TIME FOR OUR MORNING TRAINING!" Lee exclaimed as he pumped a fist into the air.
"CORRECT! WE MUST GIVE OURSELVES A MOST YOUTHFUL EFFORT IN TRAINING! SO THAT WE CAN INCREASE OUR YOUTH TO NEWER HEIGHTS! THOUGH YOU ARE ALL CHUNINS NOW, I WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU!" Gai stated while giving a thumbs up.
Tenten meanwhile her eye twitched to all the screaming as she was forced to wear a red version of the suit. "I can't believe they're forcing us to wear these. . ." She muttered out as she looked at Kin. "And that Kin-chan's enjoying it. . ." She added as she watch her giggling.
Neji however sighed as he was in a white version of the suit. "It's his way of getting us closer as a team. . .we may be Chunin now, but we still have a ways to go. . ." He reminded as a though of clothing came to mind. "I will not be wearing this ever again. . .but if I have to get other sets of clothing, I'll get something that is comfortable and practical then these suits. . ." He thought.
"I guess you're right." Tenten admitted as she gently leaned into Neji. "Still getting used to the fact that we're Chunins now." She added, unitentionally pressing her breasts into his chest as she tried to get a better look at Kin. "She surprisingly looks good in hers." She then said.
This caused Neji to look down slightly as he saw Tenten's breast slightly smushed into his chest. "Tenten. . .I would request of you to please get off." He requested with as much courteously as possible.
Blinking a couple of times, Tenten then finally noticed what she was doing and quickly got off Neji, blushing pink in the process. "S-Sorry about that Neji. . . no idead what came over me." She then explained as she awkwardly started rubbing the back of her head.
Neji just sigh and shook his head. "Let just go train." He commented, when he saw Tenten nodded and the turn to head towards the two still shouting clones, she miss the slight blush on his face.
"I MUST ONCE AGAIN CONGRATULATE ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING CHUNIN! IT IS AN HONOR AS YOUR SENSEI THAT YOU ACHIEVED IT AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE!" Gai stated as he shined his teeth to his students.
"IT IS A GREAT HONOR TO HAVE SOMEONE AS INCREDIBLE AS YOU GAI-SENSEI!" Lee declared as he then turned towards Kin. "ISN'T THAT RIGHT KIN-CHAN!" He then asked.
Kin giggled to that while she saluted to them as she was sporting a dark grey version of Gai and Lee's suit while her hair was in a ponytail like Ino's. "Hai! Gai-sensei! Lee-kun!" She replied. This got Lee's full attention as he was now staring intensely at Kin. "W-What?" She shyly asked as she was getting embarrassed by the way Lee was looking at her.
Lee still watching her really intensely for another moment before he gave her a thumbs up. "You look great Kin-chan! It really shows your assets better!" He complimented, by assets, Lee meant that she can move much better and faster than before. "It indeeds shows off your youthfulness and I know since my keen senses never lie and warms my blood passionately!" He then declared, ow giving a second thumbs up to her.
Kin's face by this point was so red that steam was coming from her ears, as she completely took that the wrong way as she unintentionally started rubbing her chest with one of her hands. "R-Really Lee-kun?" She then asked.
"Hai! I would never lie to you! You Kin-chan are at the peak of youthfulness!" Lee then stated as he then got closer to her and held her free hand. "I mean that with every word Kin-chan." He then declared as he said it with an unintentional smooth tone that would've sounded like flirting.
Now Kin's entire body turn red like her face as she really thought Lee was flirting with her. "Soooo. . .hot. . ." She thought with her head steaming and swirls in her eyes and she was about to fall from the dizziness. Next thing she knew she was in the arms of Lee as he held her like a maiden.
"K-KIN-CHAN!?" Lee then panicked out at what just happened. That was all he could say as Kin when limp in his arms "KIN-CHAN!" He fell to his knees and shouted to the heavens as if Kin had died, all the while he didn't notice the hearts over Kin's head and that she was smiling with blush on her face.
"He's really that oblivious. . ." Tenten sweatdropped at the reaction. "Sensei should've taught him more than just training. . ." She added.
"You forgot for a moment that he had a crush on Sakura right?" Neji then reminded.
"He got over her instantly when she slapped him across the face followed by the punch." Tenten then retorted.
"True." Neji then agreed. "But I find it hard to believe that Lee could be this oblivious, right Gai-sensei?" He then asked.
"KIN-SAN! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!" Gai roared in equal worried as Lee as he charge to her.
To this Tenten face faulted as Neji facepalm his forehead, then he wince a bit as he forgot about his headband protector and he sighed. "Why do I even bother. . ." Neji got out in a very exasperating tone.
Meanwhile at the Team Eight training ground.
"So you don't mind if I train with you guys?" Fū asked as she was ready to have a spar with Kiba and Akamaru.
"I don't see why not, Kurenai-sensei's busy with the Hokage right now." Kiba replied as he and Akamaru also got ready.
Shino simply nodded, but his mind was on other things as he scan the area both via his insects and with his eyes. "Sakura hasn't been seen for more than a month. . .my comrades haven't find her either. . ." He began to think to himself, then he turn towards Fū. "It would be good to assess the strength you have further develop your abilities of both a Jinchūriki and as a shinobi if we ever teamed up together on missions." He stated.
Fū nodded in response to that. "Makes sense to me Shino-kun."
Then Chōmei came out of the seal in his chibi form. "You just want to spend more time with Shino-san, huh Fū-neechan?" He teased and began break dancing on her head before hopping off and landed on the ground, never stopping his dance tempo.
This made Fū become petrified in place with a force smile. Then mechanically turn her eyes upward. "Huh? You want me to rip your wings?" She asked with a fake sweet smile. "Gladly!" She then roared.
Chōmei then began to fly around all the while laughing loudly in a childlike manner.
As Kiba and Akamaru sweatdropped to the interaction Shino's mind was once again thinking of where Sakura was, distracting him from what was happening.
But before anyone could say anything else, Chōmei suddenly had a smirk on his face, he then took a sharp turn to the right and began to run straight towards Shino. Fū was too much in a bloodlusting mode to even notice anything around her that when Chōmei flew right below Shino's legs, this made Fū to go to a collision course to the absentminded Shino. "Kya!" She screamed as the two fell to the ground. "Itai. . ." Fū got out as he head hurt as she sat with folded her legs bend backwards.
"Fū-san. . .May I politely request that you could get off my person?" Shino asked in a somewhat struggling tone.
"Huh?" Fū got out as she looked down and saw that she was right on top of Shino's chest and if that wasn't enough, she was in a position that made Shino saw right below her white skirt. Instantly, she felt frozen as a bright pink blush covered her entire body.
For Kiba however, he just gave the two a thumbs up to the chibi beetle while holding in a laugh. "Nice one!" He blurted out.
"Her fault for not paying attention!" Chōmei replied as he continue his previous break dancing.
"Fū-san. . .please. . .get. . .off. . ." Shino struggle out as he was losing oxygen fast and his face was slowly turning blue.
This made the terrified girl to instantly regain her thought process back, Fū then got off Shino as quickly as possible as if she was on fire. "S-Sorry Shino-kun." She then got out.
With Fū not stopping the air from going into Shino's lungs, he manage to take a deep breath of air as he then got to his feet. "It is not a problem Fū-san, the fault was also my own as I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings why my mind was occupied with other things." He responded in a calm manner.
"What were you thinking about?" Chōmei then asked before he then went into his human transformation. "Is it something important?" He then added.
Shino slightly lower his head as he began to think. "Should I tell them my thoughts on the matter? But if I do my teammates may only get suspicious towards her. But I don't have any evidence and will breed undesirable conflict and suspicion if she does return. " He thought long and hard, so he came up with half ways. "I was merely thinking of where Sakura Haruno as she should also be here." He stated.
Kiba raised an eyebrow to that after he calmed himself down. "What do you mean? Didn't she just basically quit the team and went off to who knows where to train on her own?" He then asked.
Shino shook his head to that. "Even if that were true, she still has to have the approval of both Kurenai-sensei and the Hokage. As we know, neither us nor Kurenai-sensei have heard of her doing this. So she just can't quit this team nor can train on her own." He explained in detail.
"Then how do you think she got her basically an upgrade for the Chunin Exam Finals? I mean she had to have been training with someone." Kiba then reminded.
Shino lower his head to collect his thoughts, then after a few moments he raised his head again. "I do not know myself, as she completely disappeared during the training period before the Finals, so she could have just train on her own or she asked someone other than our sensei, as we Finalist can train however we please." He yet again explained. "However, she couldn't had improved this much on her own, so that brings up the next question. . .who was the person that had trained during our training period. . ." He then stated.
"You're talking about the psycho green haired girl right?" Chōmei asked. "Was she always that bad?" He then asked as he placed his hands on the back of his head.
To that, Kiba groaned to the question. "That's putting mildly. . .we got chased by a pack of dogs with our chakra sealed thanks to her. . ." He grumbled out. "And she's always busting mine and Akamaru's eardrums with her screaming. . ." He added.
Fū winced to that as she finally calmed down herself. "Wow, that must have sucked." She stated as she placed her hands on her hips. She then saw Kiba gave her a face that just said 'are you kidding me?'. "I guess it was. . ." She added with an awkward chuckle.
"I know this sounds a bit harsh and mean, but I'm sort of glad she's gone. Its just that she really didn't want to get our friendship, now don't get me wrong I actually did try to be friends with her at one point or another. . .but she all but spat in my face all because I really like Satsuki the way she is, you know as a girl and she complete ended any possibility we could ever be friends." Kiba then admitted, Akamaru barking in agreement with a nod.
"Sounds like Sakura was selfish basically." Fū bluntly stated.
Shino meanwhile looked at Kiba with a raised eyebrow for a few moments. "What?" Kiba asked as he looked at the insect user.
"It's just that they way you explain was the most structure explanation you had ever given." Shino comment as a small smirk was on his face under his collar.
Kiba stood there with a confuse expression for a few moments it was only when he hear Fū and Chomei laughing was when his brain more or less manage to guess what his teammate meant. "OI!" He roared in indignation.
Next thing everyone knew, was that a reenactment of the chase of Fū and Chōmei could be seen as Kiba chased Shino. All the while, Fū and Chōmei were laughing so hard that they couldn't breath while Akamaru was simply panting and wagging his tail at the entertainment.
At the Team Ten training ground, Chōji was practicing a jutsu with Asuma watching him with Ino was sitting down eating a riceball while Shikamaru was watching the clouds. "I still can't believe at times we're all Chunin now." Ino got out as she ate her food, no longer having to worry about her figure.
"This is just too troublesome. . ." Shikamaru replied as his eyes never left the sky before sighing. "Now we basically got even more work to do now. . ." He added in a complaining tone.
Asuma merely chuckled to that. "It was just the old man's way of saying thanks to all of you for helping out during the civil war that Danzō practically induced." He explained as he pulled his cigarette out.
This made all three new Chunin to smile, though Shikamaru's was a small smirk, as they were really proud that they protect their home. "Yeah, I'm ready to train more on my clan's jutsu Asuma-sensei, so let me have it!" Chōji stated with a smirk.
Ino however just watched as Asuma then went to help Chōji with his training. "Hey Shikamaru," She called out, when she saw his lazy teammate slightly turn she continued. "Does Chōji seem. . .I don't know. . .different?" She then asked as she really couldn't find the right way to express it.
Shikamaru's eyes moved towards Ino as he looked at her and simply shrug. "He's just growing up Ino. . ." He stated with a yawn then escaping his mouth.
Ino then turned her attention back to Chōji and stared at him for a few moments. "I guess so." Was all she had to say to that. Inwardly however, she frowned as she remembered the green and pink masked shinobi that worked for Danzō and used the Mind Influence Jutsu on the village. ". . ." She looked down as she still haven't said anything to anyone about her suspicion, but her memories of the past of her just wouldn't let her. "Why would you do this to us. . ." She then thought with depression arising from within her and started unintentionally rubbing her right arm in fear before she shook her head. "I guess I gotta grow up too. . ." She then mumbled out as she finished her riceball and got up while lightly slapping her cheeks to get herself pumped up. "Alright! Asuma-sensei! I need to train more too!" She called out before dashing over to him and Chōji.
At the kunai shaped memorial stone park, we see two shinobis sitting on the rock, one with silver hair and the other of black hair as both of their noise were inside a very familiar orange book. The silver one giggled pervertedly while the black one just read it without and expressionless face. "They have really grown, haven't they father. . ." The black hair boy suddenly stated as his eyes were still on the book.
The silver haired man brought up his head from the book as he looked over to the black haired boy. "They indeed have Haku. . ." He responded in a somewhat serious matter. "And not just Minato-sensei's son. . .Hiashi and Mikoto's daughters as well." He added.
Haku nodded in agreement as he raise his head. "And they will just keep getting stronger Kakashi since they are Chunin now. . .they will face much more challenges in the future. . ." He reminded.
Kakashi nodded to this as he closed his book. "Yeah. . .one of them being some certain organizations. . ." He stated.
Haku nodded in response to that. "Orochimaru's. . .Danzō's. . .and this Akatsuki group. . ." He listed off.
"Yeah. . .But they got what it takes to take those bastards!" A third voice declared as he was next to Kakashi and he too had his nose in a book while giggling even more perversely.
Both Kakashi and Haku turn to their right and was that it was Jiraiya. "Why hello there Jiraiya-sama, didn't see you there." Kakashi greeted with an eye smile.
Jiraiya merely chuckled in response as he then looked at Haku. "So, you're his adopted kid I heard all about from the gaki." He stated.
"Hai, my name is Haku Momochi Hatake, it's a pleasure to meet the author of these excellent books my father and I love to read so much." Haku introduced himself as he gave a brief bow.
Jiraiya then chuckled once more to that. "Well at least the kid is polite and well educated Kakashi." He joked out with a smirk.
Kakashi just eye smiled to that. "He sure is, after all, I taught him well." This got some chuckles out of the three before they soon became serious. "So, you going out to gather more info?" He then asked.
Jiraiya also became serious. "Yup, going to do have to leave for a while to look and search for information about Akatsuki, Orochimaru and Danzō, if possible taking those last two, but doubt it." He began.
"That is a very dangerous mission Jiraiya-sama. Orochimaru and Danzō are one thing, but if it is as you told father, this Akatsuki is a group of S-Rank criminals and they are after the Tailed Beasts. Something like that would be an insane thing to do for anyone one to do, but that's just how dangerous they are." Haku stated his piece.
Jiraiya nodded in response to that as he then looked towards Kakashi. "And that's why I'll leave those three gakis back to you, because I don't have a clue how long it will take, I'm thinking something like a year tops and I don't want them to have a chance to try and catch him outside unprotected." He declared as he then stood up and began to walk away. But before he left he remembered something. "Oh also, I taught Naruto and his girls the Rasengan. The gaki already found a creative way to use it, while the girls are almost ready too They can be incredibly resourceful at times." He revealed, hiding a smirk of feeling proud about it.
Kakashi's head shot up to the mention of the girls learning his Sensei's second signature jutsu. "Urk!" he barely got out in response to that last bit. "Naruto learning it so soon I can understand, after all he's just that unpredictable. . .but the Hyuga and the Uchiha heiresses. . .they're close to mastering it?" He thought before groaning as he watched Jiraiya leave. "Those girls. . .they really are becoming more and more like Naruto then I thought was possible. . ." He got out in an exasperated tone as he then remembered a certain red headed Uzumaki. "Did she reincarnate herself into those two or something?" He then thought with a shiver.
"Well I'm not surprised that Hinata could, after all I know she is very smart and flexible to learn and adapt to any situation, so learning a jutsu regardless of the level or difficulty, she will find a way to learn it. And that goes the same for Satsuki as well." Haku explained his opinion. "Remember, I did train Hinata in Water Style ninjutsu and she took it like a fish in the water." He added proudly as he chuckled at the little joke.
Kakashi just sweat dropped to that. "I guess you are correct about Haku." He admitted before the duo went back to reading their books.
The pitch black cave Sakura was in was suddenly illuminated with a yellowish-green light before a massive amount of shattered earth was shot out of the cave as debris and dust fell everywhere. "Yes! I got it!" She declared in satisfaction though her voice sounded muffled as if her mouth was covered by something.
Then the sounds of heavy footstep started coming out of the cave, revealing an earth covered Sakura, but it barely had any human form as it was bulgy, rigid and uneven throughout her body. "Earth Style: Rock Armor. . .though it's incomplete at the moment. . ." She stated under the rock coating with slight disappointment as she brought her hands out, as water started to cover her hands and became a sickle shaped blade. "Water Style: Torrent Sickle." She added as she admired her blades. "Danzō-sama and Orochimaru-sama were right, I have an affinity for Earth and Water Style." She stated as she took a few swings of her water sickle.
"The Fireball Jutsu was just something most Konoha Shinobis learn." She revealed with disdain as she kept practicing but she knew that her swings were heavier thanks to her armor as such could deal more damage, but as a drawback she was also much slower. Then released both the armor and blades, the rocks and water falling to the ground, leaving her once again naked as she placed her hands on her now darkened skin.
Sakura walked back into the cave and saw the many hole of destruction she had made, but she frown with displeasure. "This is not enough. . .I need a much more powerful jutsu, something that will be powerful and deadly. . .and no matter what my opponent do they will never be able to block it. . ." Sakura thought with desire at getting more power as she looked at her hand.
She then thought of the reports of the powerful jutsu that Satsuki used before and growled with hatred and envy. "Something better then that stupid Chidori move the Uchiha whore created. . ." She added as she thought with hatred. "I'll create a jutsu that will show that I'm superior than that whore. . ." She added with determination as she punched a wall of the cave, letting her fist bleed. Seeing her own blood, Sakura made her feel weak and caused her growl through her teeth. "Weak. . .I hate being weak. . .I hate feeling weak. . ." She growled out as her curse seal began to spread again and began to feel the tainted chakra drawing the earth around her, it began to encase her bleeding hand in stone, but unlike before it began to take a much more human shape. "Slowly. . .I will complete it. . ." She stated.
At Anko's apartment, Anko was on top of the human transformation of Kurama as the two were enjoying a make out session, though the one thing that was different from Anko was that she had her hair down while the said Bijū did nothing but let the wild girl do what she liked. "She really like them feisty ones. . .and damn she looks beautiful like that." He thought in satisfaction as they then took a break from kissing, taking a gasp of breath as they looked at each other. "So Anko-chan, satisfied?" He asked in a smooth tone and a smirk on his face.
In response, Anko just smirked, though her face was slightly flushed. "Yup, but I still want some more." She stated as she slowly started removing her tan jacket, leaving her only in her fishnet shirt.
This made Kurama raised an eyebrow. "So much for taking it slow. . .Not that I'm complaining." He said offhandedly. "Damn she has one fine body!" He added in his mind as he could clearly see Anko's figure even with the fishnet shirt.
Anko purred in response as she stroke a finger against his chest. "That is your own fault Kyū-chan." She stated in a seductive tone.
"Mine? I don't know what your talking about." Kurama innocently replied as he then started removing his black jacket and white shirt, leaving him completely bare as Anko then placed her hands behind his neck. "A sexy beauty." He then complemented.
"You're such a smooth talker," Anko then stated as she held him, lowering herself to get closer and pushed him into the bed as she lay on top of him. "I knew that you wanted to take it slow and all, which is very much like a gentleman, considering the huge perverted fox that you are, but it's only causing me to be more excited. . ." She explained her piece since no one had really treated her honestly like that without them wanting to sleep with her. "It's just wanting me to want you more. . ." She admitted.
Kurama just chuckled to that. "Well after are very intimate look at your very soul, I just didn't felt right to just take it to fast, I really did meant it when I said that is was a beautiful soul. . ." He honestly answered as he caressed Anko's hair and he then close his eyes remembering how her soul looked within. "And. . .It made me remembered the really good times. . ." He thought to himself before reopening his eyes and gave her a kind smile. "So. . .you love me basically?" He then asked.
Anko then leaned in further while giving Kurama a good feel of her breast as she looked at him straight in the eyes with a smirk. "Do you even need to ask Kyū-chan?" She counter questioned.
"Well I may just have free you from the that hickey, but I don't really think that's enough to win a heart as beautiful like yours." Kurama stated with another smile. "But. . .I think you are worth it. . ." He then admitted as he then placed his arms around Anko's neck. "So why do you love someone like me? I am a monster of insane levels of chakra." He asked her in a serious matter. "The same one that attacks the village thanks to that possible Madara Uchiha wannabe." He added.
Anko just lower her body completely as she rested her breasts on Kurama's chest as she then began to think long and hard for the answer she wants to tell him. "We it isn't just because of you getting rid of Orochimaru's damned mark. . ." She started. "You Kyū-chan, actually do respect me as a woman and not as a walking tease or someone to try and get me into bed. That's why I was so happy that you wanted to take things slow, it made me feel like I was appreciated, but you know and that I'm can be a bit of a sadistic female and you still respected both as a ninja and as a woman something that I really wanted for a long time. So I really don't care of what you are made off, but I do know one thing. . ." She stopped for a second as for the first time in a long time, Anko gave a honest and kind smile to Kurama. "That's why to me, you're not a monster since a monster would never had free me from my living hell. . ." She quietly admitted with an honest smile.
For Kurama, he was able to understand what Anko had meant as he began to rub her back as he looked at her. "Thank you. That actually means a lot to me. . .just don't let the brats know. . .or I'll never hear the end of it from them." He admitted, joking out the last bit.
Anko playfully smiled to that. "And that goes double for you! No way in hell I'm letting anyone hear that me I said a lot of sappy things!" She then giggled a little as she felt her shorts being lowered from her body. "Though you are to only one in the world that will know that. . .I guess we are perfect for each other. . ." She then stated in a seductive tone.
Kurama smirked to that as his hands were focused on sliding down Anko's shorts while watched she began to take her fishnet shirt off after moving up from his chest. "I guess we are. . .Because I also really want to be like this, for however long I possibly can. . ." He responded in an equally seductive tone as he watched Anko's breasts become free from the shirt.
Anko smiled seductively as she she let Kurama had a good look of her upper body. "You like it? You like what you see?" She asked with a hint of lust as her hands went to remove Kurama's pants.
Kurama purred as he fully removed the shorts and then went for the panties. "You even need to ask?" He asked in response. "Yup. . .She definitely is a femdom. . .It will take a lot of work but it's so worth it! Especially when they are just as easily change to the opposite!" He thought in excitement. "You better be prepared for the night of your life." He stated with anticipation.
This was replied with a smirk as Anko licked her lips after feeling her panties being removed.
"Yup. . .this will be so worth it." Kurama concluded as he felt his pants being removed. "Yeah. . .I'm falling for you now. . ." He then stated honestly, that statement was instantly replied with another kiss on the lips. "Tasty." He remarked in a smooth tone with a smirk on his face.
Anko responded by grabbing his head and giving a much more intense kiss as she leaned down further into him before she then parted her lips from him and went to his ear. "I give those only to the best." She whispered in a seductive tone.
"Screw taking things slow!" Kurama roared in his mind with his eyes flashing red for a moment. "Are you ready Anko-chan?" He then questioned with a feral tone.
Upon hearing that tone, Anko got a shiver down her spine as excitement rose within her. "I thought you would never ask." She stated as she felt a pair of hands on the back of her neck before being pulled down.
Throughout the village, moans and almost animalistic wails of pleasure were heard by the villagers as intense blushes appeared on their faces.
"Luck bastard!" The guys in the area thought in envy of the grunting noises from the fellow guy.
"Oh my. . ." The females of the surrounding area merely thought with their own blushes from the moans of the girl clearly enjoying herself.
At a dark cavern were only a few torches were the only source of light.
A figure then walked over on of the hallways to the center of the cavern and remain hidden by being completely cover by the shadows "So, Orochimaru-sama has a new companion at the moment." A male got out in a scratchy tone yet you could clearly hear that he sounded crazy.
"Yes, apparently it is one of the former elders of Konoha. Someone that Orochimaru-sama gave power to a long time ago." Another male answered in a humble tone.
Suddenly someone appeared from the shadows. ". . ." The new person didn't said a word as he then leaned in the darkest part of the cavern.
"Can we just kill the man, he was once a member of Konoha, the village that killed our masters. . ." He demanded, growling out his question.
"I do agree to that brother. . .but we must be reasonable with this. After all, apparently, he defected from the village that killed our masters." A female yet calmer voice got out as it came next to the same previous one.
"In due time you two. . ." The much older voice stated that was leaning against the wall. "At the moment, Orochimaru-sama has chosen us to be in the U.O.S.W Project he's been working on." He revealed. "But there is one last mission we must prepare for before we go through the procedure.
"What does that and the new companion had anything to do with that?" The crazy one demanded again.
"What involvement does he wave with Orochimaru-sama?" The female asked.
"Apparently he was the reason all those new guinea pigs were sent to him." The older one revealed, yet had no sympathy towards those people.
". . .!" The silent one got out as he was honestly somewhat surprised by this.
"So he's the bastard that brought the fresh meat to Orochimaru-sama." The crazy one got out.
"Indeed. . ." The female agreed.
"Exactly, but for now, Orochimaru-sama gave us a mission to wait. . .the Sound Ninja Three will be sent out to retrieve something that will be escaping from Konoha. . ." The older male stated. "She has Orochimaru-sama's Curse Mark of Heaven." He added.
"Another girl!? Finally!" The female got out in a rare sign of excitement.
"Why are you so excited?" The crazy one asked. "Is this just the fact that another girl that is coming to our side?" He then questioned.
"After Kin had abandoned Orochimaru-sama, it's been annoying without a girl here since Tayuya has a mouth dirtier than a sewer." The female stated.
"Well I like Tayuya way more then that weakling sister!" The crazy one declared.
"She completely an unruly and uncivilized ape! At least Kin has manners!" The female countered
Soon enough the other two could hear the two began to shout at each other while the others just groaned in annoyance, well the silent one just shook his head.
Another day had soon passed as everything was getting closer to normal in Konoha with Jonins were allowed to take their teams back on mission. On this particular day. . .
"Haku-sensei?" Hinata suddenly asked as she, Naruto, Satsuki, who the two were having a Ichiraku ramen filled discussion, and said ice user were waiting for Kakashi at their usual meeting spot.
Haku meanwhile was looking at the river as he then heard his student. "Yes Hinata-san?" He responded.
Hinata then kicked her feet with her hands behind her back. "Since you live with Kakashi-sensei. . ." She started. "Have you seen him without his mask?" She then finally questioned, getting the heads of Naruto and Satsuki to turn to them with interest on their faces as they wanted to know that for a long time too.
Haku then turned his head to Hinata and began to think. After a while of trying to remembered, he couldn't think of a such a moment. "Not really, I haven't seen it." He replied.
This made Naruto and Satsuki face faulted to that while Hinata simply sighed in disappointment. "How the hell could you not have seen his face Haku!? You live with him dattebakon!" Satsuki questioned and reminded.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Naruto got out with exaggeration. "Are you serious dattebayo? Never?" He added
"Nope." Haku simply said with a shrugged and continued looking at the river in a calm manner.
This made Satsuki pulled her hair in annoyance as Naruto was scratching his head furiously while Hinata just sighed again.
"Is it really that important to know what father's face looks like?" Haku then asked the trio.
Satsuki stopped pulling her hair to that as she then looked at the ice user. "We have never seen his face since we became Team Seven! I've also heard other villagers say that they've never seen his face since as a child either!" She got out as she flailed her arms. "Seriously!? What the hell dattebakon!" She finalized.
"I even had try once to used my Byakugan to see, but it just showed nothing like all, it was like there was an anti-Byakugan barrier dattebahi." Hinata explained her reasoning with much annoyance.
Haku merely shrugged his shoulders to that. "Well, that's just what he prefers I don't see what's so interesting." He stated with confusion as to why it was so important.
No sooner he said that Naruto and Satsuki looked at each other and they both smirk at each other with mischief in their eyes. "Tempting time Suki-chan?" Naruto then asked.
"Oh yes N-kun, yes it is." Satsuki replied, while Hinata giggle to that, but she was fully onboard with this.
Naruto then turn towards the river watching Haku. "Maybe he has thick lips?" He said in a low yet tempting tone.
This made Haku froze in place as his ear perk up to that. "Thick lips." Naruto's voice began to echo in his brain as an image of Kakashi appeared in his mind and he pulled down his mask had had balloon size lips, then he smiled with those huge lips. "Oh. . .kami. . ." He muttered out as his body when limp like a wet noodle.
This made Naruto chuckled. "Hook line and sinker. . ." He muttered as he turned towards Satsuki and nodded while the two girls giggled in delight.
Meanwhile, Satsuki easily took the hint and nodded in replied. "Or maybe he has buckteeth?" She then asked as she could hardly contain the roaring laughter that so desperately wanted to escape her lips.
This made Haku to yet again stiff like a board. "Buckteeth." This time Satsuki's voice echoed as another image of Kakashi appeared in his mind, this one had him reading his book, then when he pulled it down, he had to huge buckteeth that looked like surfboards. "Uhh. . ." Haku got out as a shiver went down his spine as he stood up straight.
Naruto and Satsuki didn't need to say anything else as they both knew they had him now, they giggled as they gave each other peace signs.
"Maybe. . ." Hinata then started. "Tiny fish lips?" She then suggested in between giggled.
This made Naruto and Satsuki give her a thumbs up with a grin.
This instantly froze Haku like one of his own ice mirrors. "Tiny. . .fish. . .lips. . ." The echos of Hinata's words were so low and powerful within him, as yet another Kakashi appeared as this one was sitting on a tree branch, when he turn he had a pair of the most tiniest lips ever as he then began to send some kisses at him. This completely destroyed any and all reasoning inside of him, as he then mechanically motioned his head to the three laughing chunins of Team Seven with a gleam in his eyes. "We need to find out now." He stated in a serious matter.
Naruto and Satsuki gain a vile smirk and squinted their eyes, this gave them a really creepy looked.
Hinata meanwhile gave a sweet smile to Haku like a manipulating woman. "I'm glad you're seeing it our way now Haku-sensei." She got out with eye smiles.
At Ichiraku's, Team Seven was sitting at the stools as they waited for their food. . .
"But it's really unusual. . ." Kakashi started as he was given a bowl. "For the three of you to treat me and Haku." He got out as all of a sudden a lot of snow came on top of him and his bowl.
"A success!" The four declared in unison as they carried a big sign with Surprise written onto it.
Kakashi's imagination stopped as he looked at the four. "Maybe something like that?" He then asked.
This made the four to stiffen in shock to the declaration. "Here you go." Teuchi as he gave Kakashi a bowl.
"But it's really unusual for all three of to treat me and Haku." Kakashi accused. "Maybe it's going to snow!" He added as he put his arms up to protect himself. When nothing happen, he went towards the chop sticks, but the moment he touched them his ramen exploded on to him.
Once more, the four held up the same sign. "He fell for it!" They said proudly.
Once more, Kakashi imagination stopped as he looked at the four. "Maybe something like that?" He asked again.
This caused the four to stiffen up again. "Here you go." Teuchi once again gave a bowl.
"It's rare for all three of you to treat me and Haku for ramen. . ." Kakashi again accused. "Maybe it's going to snow!" He added as he put his arms up to protect himself as he looked upward. "Or are you scheming something?" He then asked as he carefully went towards the chopsticks and it didn't exploited, he went to eat his bowl, but at that moment a huge red glove appeared and sent him flying toward the other side of the road, crashing to the wooden fence and like a dis inflated balloon fell toward the ground.
"A success!" The four plus Teuchi and Ayame declared in unison while Hinata and Haku held the sign.
Kakashi then looked at his student and adopted son intently. "Or are you scheming something?" He asked yet again.
The four stiffen yet again. "W-what are you talking about!?" Naruto asked.
"It's just to celebrate you getting out of the hospital." Hinata said in a timid tone.
"And to celebrate Naruto-san, Hinata-san and Satsuki-san becoming Chunin." Haku added his piece.
"Y-Yeah! N-now, now, eat up!" Satsuki added with a strain tone.
This made Kakashi put down his arms "I see, then I think I'll eat it." He stated.
"Here you go." Teuchi stated as he gave him his bowl. "We've given you extra meat." He added.
The four looked at the Kakashi with so much intensity that it looked really creepy. Kakashi slowly picked up his chopsticks as he then split it apart. The four started to sweat intensely when they saw Kakashi's hand reaching his mask. As he was slowly pulling the mask down, the four of them eyes bulge with their eye gaining red veins as they couldn't looked away even if they wanted too.
"This looks delicious." Kakashi said as his mask reached the bottom of his nose. This made their red veins grew twice as large and their pupils began to diolet.
Just as the masked let his nose however. . ."Hey guys!" An Ino, Kiba and Lee appeared right in between them and Kakashi, completely blocking them from looking.
"We were just on our way for mission and came here for a bite!" Kiba added as Akamaru barked in agreement.
"AH!" Naruto and Satsuki screamed in pure rage.
"YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS!" Naruto roared.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY DATTEBAKON!" Satsuki also roared
They the sounds of fighting could be heard between Naruto, Satsuki and the three that just came in.
Then when they he heard a sigh, they mechanically turn towards Kakashi and saw that he was potting his hands in a praying form. "That was good." He said and then they saw that he finished his bowl.
"So fast!" The four declared in unison.
"Huh?" Is something wrong?" They all thought to themselves.
"I-It's nothing." Hinata quickly replied.
"Did we miss something Naruto-san?" Lee asked as he head his head grab in a lock position by Haku.
But before he could he and the other three notice something weird. They saw Teuchi and Ayame having a blush on their faces, while Ayame had heart for eyes.
"Huh?" Kakashi got out.
The four face faulted in shock to that with one thing in their minds now. "I REALLY want to know now!"
"Now I want to see it no matter what." Naruto declared with narrow eyes.
"But how are you going to catch a glimpse Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked.
"That's. . ." Naruto began though he really had no idea how.
"Maybe we can just tail him." Satsuki suggested with a single finger out. "That way maybe he will eventually take off his mask?" She then added.
"I guess that's the best course of action for right now." Haku agreed, then he turned to Hinata. "Do can you please locate him please." He asked her politely.
Hinata nodded and activated her Byakugan, then after a few moments, she nodded "I found him." She declared and then the three headed towards Kakashi's location.
At Anko's apartment, said woman was purring as she was nuzzling her naked and sweaty body to an equally sweaty and naked human transformed Kurama, who was awake and holding her in his arms. "Damn. . .that was. . ." He started with an awestruck, but satisfying smirk on his face. "Amazing." He stated in satisfaction as he rubbed Anko's back.
Anko meanwhile moaned a little as she snuggled deeper into Kurama's chest. "Sooooo. . .goooood. . ." She said in a purring like tone in her sleep. "Reeeeeeally goooood. . ." She then got out.
Hearing that, Kurama smirked as he began to caress her cheek in a loving manner. "Soft. . .incredibly soft. . ." He stated. "I've lived a to around a millennium, seeing only the worth of the world. . .but this is the first I've been like this for anyone. . ." He added with a serious expression. "No female is like Anko-chan. . .she's a piece of fine art. Wild and untameable on the outside while beautiful and pure on the inside. . ." He then thought as more moaning was heard with him seeing Anko's eyes struggling open. "I'm yours. . .and you're mine. . ." He decided with a warm smile as he caressed her once more.
"Mmm. . ." Anko got out as she felt the touched then opened her eyes, as everything was still slightly blurry as they saw a red blob. "Kyū-chan. . .?" She mumbled as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes to get her vision to focus.
Kurama chuckled to that. "Morning beautiful." He greeted with a grin as he rub some of the fuzz out of Anko's eyes
Anko then gave a sweet smile as she stroked Kurama's chest with a finger. "Good morning to you too handsome." She responded as her vision fully cleared up. "You were great last night." She added.
"And you were going wild on me." Kurama replied with a grin. "Something that suits me well." He added and pulled her closer to him.
Feeling the warmth, Anko now was fully awake as she grinded playfully. "Well. . .What else did you expected from me?" She asked. "Did you want me to give in and let you have your way with me?" She added, licking her lips as she looked straight at her man.
Kurama just chuckled again to that. "While that's something I would really like to try, I prefered you being wild then submissive, keeps things really entertaining." He replied before pecking her on the lips. "So. . .how many times have you done that?" He then asked, though he already knew the answer, he just wanted to tease her.
This made Anko to blush a cute pink, but she still had her playful smile. "Glad that we're on the same page then Kyū-chan." She replied before snaking her arms around Kurama's neck. "And you already know that." She simply remarked with a slight embarrassment in her tone as she looked at the blood stain in her bed. "We really went at it." She remarked.
"More like a wild beast went into a frenzy and I'm not talking about a fox." Kurama declared with a chuckle. "You were really horny this entire time. You've been like that since I removed the mark huh?" He then questioned.
Anko just puffed her cheeks at that, but didn't release him. "Well. . .it's your fault for acting like a true gentlemen when you're obviously aren't from last night." She stated. "And don't lie, you were the same way during the night. I heard your pleasure sounds." She added with a smirk rising on her face.
Kurama shrugged to that as he got his hands to Anko's butt and began to squeeze it, causing her to yelp for a moment for giggling and moaning. "Oh, all I was doing was pleasing the woman that I've fallen for once she just couldn't wait any longer and like a true predator went for the attack on its prey with a full frenzy." He stated his reasoning trying to sound logical, but he was obviously faking it. "So congratulations, you've won me over after such a wild and frenzy first night." He added with a big toothy grin.
Now Anko's cheeks went fully red to that after being reminded of that last part. "Ok. . .you win that. . ." She admitted as she leaned in, pressing her breasts against his chest. "Let's just start kissing again dammit." She requested.
Kurama smirked once more to that. "Your wish is my command my love." He responded as he pushed himself forward on the bed, causing Anko to fall on her back as the two once more moaned with delight as they enjoyed making out with one another.
Elsewhere in Konoha, Kakashi was walking a street while holding a bag of groceries. Then he suddenly stop on mid step as his side vision caught something. Then he drop his bag and began to looked at the book store's window while laughing in a creepy manner.
On top of the a huge sign, were the trio and Haku looking at this scene as the trio eye began to twitch. "Seriously Kakashi-sensei?" Satsuki mumbled out in disbelief.
"I'm really disappointed in you. . ." Hinata got out.
"That's. . .just one of father's hobbies. . ." Haku tried to reason with the others.
Then Kakashi turn around. "He notice us!" Naruto got out in fear and the rest hid themselves.
"What!? They're making my favorite book into a movie!?" Kakashi declared as the sign the four chunin were hiding was a sign of a movie poster of the upcoming Icha Icha film. "I'm going to go reserve tickets!" He declared and run straight to the movie theater.
"Shit! He's getting away!" Naruto got out.
"Follow him! Go go go!" Satsuki ordered.
"Right!" Naruto and Hinata replied as the three jumped down, but Haku didn't. When Naruto didn't heard him he turned and saw he was gone. "Where did he go?" He asked.
The girls look too but couldn't find him, but they heard someone running as they then turned towards the noise and saw that it was Haku running alongside Kakashi.
". . ." The trio got out as they saw this.
"His going to buy a ticket isn't he?" Naruto stated more than asked.
The girls only nodded in response.
"Haku-sensei. . ." Hinata mumbled out at the sight of her trainer for the Chunin Exam Finals.
"Hey! Forget about that! Follow Kakashi-sensei!" Satsuki got out.
They stop dead on their tracks when they heard the noise.
"Do you want something from me?" Kakashi asked. The trio simply shook their head rapidly. "Oh? Really? Haku just came and said that he would buy the tickets so I left that to him." He added.
"Ok. . .this is getting us nowhere. . ." Naruto stated with irritation.
"As expected of a Jounin to find us so easily. . ." Hinata admitted with a nod.
"Then how the hell do we get to unmasked him!" Satsuki asked, just as irritated as her fiancé.
"Mmm. . .maybe we should split up for now." Hinata suggested. "That way we can have more chance to unmasked Kakashi-sensei." She added.
Naruto and Satsuki nodded in agreement. "Ok!" They both declared as the three went their ways.
"Mmm. . ." Kakashi got out as he walked while reading his book. "At that time, Junko said 'Oh, I think I'm going to lose sight of you.'" He read from his book.
Naruto was closing in at him as he tried to hid in the corners of the streets. but the moment he reach another one, Kakashi shushin away. "Huh!? What? Huh?" He got out as he looked around desperately for him.
Satsuki and Hinata were sitting at a small food stand. They turn and saw Naruto chuckled awkwardly. "He got away." He said.
"Like I said, he's an experienced Jonin." Hinata reminded.
"Don't feel bad for losing his trail." Satsuki added.
But that only made Naruto sigh in sadness as he dropped his head.
At the heroes memorial stone, Kakashi was looking at it while it was raining.
In the bushes, Satsuki was looking impatiently for something to happen. "Geez, what the hell is he doing? Standing still like that for a long time." She wondered out loud. Then her eyes widen in realization. "Wait a minute! Oh hell no!" She shouted as she went to him. When she reached him she was that it was a dummy.
Back at the same stand, it was now Naruto and Hinata drinking tea. When Satsuki arrived she gave a playful tongue out pose, but she was really embarrassed. "He tricked me with a scarecrow. . ." She explained.
This in turn made the two drop their head in disappointment.
Now it was Satsuki and Naruto's turn at drinking tea. they turn and saw Hinata rubbing her eyes. "How it go!?" Satsuki asked excitedly.
"I had to stop. . .my eyes were too sore from watching him with my Byakugan for so long even with Kurama's chakra enhancing them. . ." Hinata explained as she continued to rub her sore eyes.
And now it was the three of them that drop their heads.
Later on, Team Seven plus Haku were at the entrance of Konoha's gates as they were about to head out on a mission.
"Ok then, time to get this going!" Naruto started as he looked at both Hinata and Satsuki, who nodded in agreement.
Then all of them shared a single glance and they knew what it meant.
"Our mission today is help out at the ranch." Satsuki began to thought.
"The mission itself isn't really that hard." Hinata continued.
"But it will give us the chance to continue what we started." Haku then continued.
"And will finally get to see Kakashi-sensei/father's real his face!" Naruto concluded.
"What's up with you guys? You seem eager today." Kakashi asked, completely oblivious to the younger generation's plans.
"We're just really excited to be on a normal mission!" They replied, before the original three members of Team Seven gave glare towards Haku. "And we're still mad for what happened last time dattebayo." Naruto stated in a mutter.
To which said Ice user only sweatdropped and raised a hand in apology fashion. Then all of them began to move to their destination with the younger members still planning to unmask their teacher by any means.
Unbeknownst to them, someone was spying on them. "I've finally found you." A male's voice declared, up in a tall three was a man with a mask covering half his face. "Hatake Kakashi, you're out of luck to have met me here. I'll get you back for my long standing grudge!" He then stated.
"Bro, what's this grudge you're talking about?" The brother of the first mad asked only to be hit by said brother.
"You idiot! Have you forgotten!?" The man shouted. "I'll never forget what happened. . .It happened in the spring three years ago." He stated as the memories of him trying to proposed to a woman flashed on his mind, though he was fail miserably with each attempt he tried to convince her. But then Kakashi came in and tried to convince him that the woman dumped him, angered by this him, his brother and his friend attacked him, only to be beaten easily and then tied up up on a tree while the women was love struck by Kakashi's heroics.
Kakashi suddenly sneezed as he rubbed his nose with a finger. "Someone must be talking about me." He muttered out before putting his face back into his book to read it while the rest of the team was walking ahead of him.
"That's how it was." Moya finished as waterfall like tears ran down his eyes.
"Don't brag when you lost!" The other two told their leader.
"So this is revenge for what happened three years ago? So you, bro, who has become stronger within the past few years, are going to fight him head on?" One of the Moyanin asked.
"Such drama!" The other Moyanin declared only for him and the other one got hit by their leader again.
"Who'd do something that dangerous?" Moya asked
"What?" The first Moyanin asked again.
"If we're going to do this, lets do it secretly from the shadows. Secretly, that is. . ." Moya declared as he chuckled confidently.
"So. . .cheap. . ." The both responded while a crow was flying atop of them.
Soon enough on the way to the mission, the members of Team Seven arrived at an inn where they had decided to stay for the night.
"Welcome! Welcome!" The middle age Innkeeper welcomed Team Seven in a too upbeat attitude that made the trio to take a step back. Though they didn't notice that Moya and his ninjas were looking at them from inside of a wooden barrel as Moya was chuckling all the while.
Inside of the Inn, the trio quasp and squealed at the sight of the food that the Innkeeper provided to them. "Take your time!" The Innkeeper told them as she close the slide door, but when she did so the woman took off her face, revealing that it was in fact Moya. "Kakashi you better eat up since it will be your last meal!" He thought to himself. "I've poisoned that food with odorless, tasteless drug, I've created that will give you hiccups forever! Take your hiccups and die in pain. That suits your death." He explained.
"It's a good thing we found this place on the road dattebakon." Satsuki started as she placed her hands behind her back as she looked at the room they were staying in as she looked at the food. "Since we're all staying in the same room, we've got a chance to get that mask off and see Kakashi-senseis face!" She thought with a fire in her eyes while looking at Naruto and Hinata, who were thinking the same thing.
"Mmm? What's up? Aren't you guys going to eat?" Kakashi asked.
Hinata then looked at Kakashi. "You eat first Kakashi-sensei." She offered with a kind smile.
"Oh, I'm on a diet right now, so. . ." Kakashi replied.
"Diet my ass! You ate that free ramen and said nothing about that!" Naruto ranted in his mind.
"Hell yeah!" Satsuki agreed in her mind with a silent nod.
"So that's how is it going to be." Hinata added within her mind as she too agreed.
"Correct father, it is time to see your face." Haki thought with determination.
"Well. . .no matter what, we're going to see that face of yours!" Naruto roared in his mind as he grabbed a tea pot with hot water. "Oh no, my hand slip!" He fakely said as he tried to throw the hot water at Kakashi's face.
Hinata merely sweatdropped to that. "This isn't gonna end well. . ." She thought with Satsuki nodding in agreement.
As if in slow motion the pot was slowly reaching Kakashi, the other three looked on with eyes widen with anticipation if this would work. Unfortunately. . .Kakashi wasn't a Jonin for a reason as he quickly grabbed the wooden table and used it as a shield. But upon doing so, all of the food feel to the floor.
When the cooked octopus also fell the trio screamed in surprised by the ruing food. "What have you done dattebayo!?" Naruto shouted.
"You ruined our dinner dattebakon!" Satsuki wailed while Hinata and Haku nodded in agreement.
"Oh sorry, I just unintentionally. . ." Kakashi tried to look innocent, but still got glares from the four.
"Don't 'unintentionally' us!" The trio shouted at their sensei with tick marks on their heads.
On the wooden door, there were three pairs of eye looking at the scene as they were crying. "Ah, the food. . ." One of the Moyanin got out. "What a cruel thing. . ." The three said in unison.
The trio and Haku huddled up. "So what are we going to do now?" Haku asked them.
"Relax, I have an idea." Hinata suddenly whispered as she turn toward Kakashi. "Well I think you owe us something for ruining our meal don't you think so? Kakashi-sensei." She asked him with a fake sweet smile.
Kakashi sigh as he knew he would had to do something or he'll get two pissed off girls after his neck. "Alright alright, I'll pay for the new meal." He responded as he stood up. "I also heard that the bathes are opened, though it's apparently mixed bath day." He advised before going to the door and opening it, exiting the room as he closed the door behind him.
They all then blushed to that as they looked at each other. "Um. . ." Hinata started. "Maybe we can use the bath to help us. . ." She suggested as her face was crimson red at the thought of being in a bath with both Naruto and Satsuki, even though they've done it before with Naruto in sexy jutsu form.
"That. . .could work. . ." Naruto agreed. "Weird how Kurama's been really quite. . ." He added.
"Hey. . .you're right, he hasn't even been bothering us since we decided to try and unmasked Kakashi-sensei." Satsuki stated with widen eyes of realization.
"I wonder why that is?" Hinata pondered with a finger to her chin.
Back in Konoha in Anko's apartment, Kurama in his human transform was naked in Anko's bed while she was cuddling up to him, the two fully awake as they just stared at the ceiling. "Man, no matter how many time we do it, it is still incredibly satisfying." Anko admitted as she rested her head on her man's head.
Kurama only chuckled to that as he then brought Anko up to his face and looked into her eyes. "Well as much as I like doing it with you none stop, how about we go out for a nice and lovely date?" He offered as he stroke her cheek with his hand.
Anko smiled at the idea, but she soon remembered something. "As much as I would love a date with a hot stud like you Kyū-chan, what about your Jinchūrikis?" She then reminded.
"Meh." Kurama simple replied as he shrugged his shoulders. "Their with Kakashi and Haku on a lame mission that's not so far from the village, so they'll be alright. It's not like they're secretly trying to unmask their sensei or something like stupid like that." He stated his piece. "Even though I do want to see under that damn mask if they do succeed, they'll probably fail miserably." He added.
Anko giggled at her little sister figure trying that. "Yeah, even though I seen it, it is pretty tough to do. Especially since he has multiple masks on underneath the first one." She admitted with a smirk.
Kurama did a comedic double take to that. "Wait what!?" He asked with a stupefied face. "You seriously saw his face!? How!?" He then questioned as he sat up.
Anko shrugged her shoulders to that. "Me and imouto did a prank on him during her training. Made him think we slept together and he actually thought it was a dream and literally took off his mask." She then blushed slightly as she remembered the face. "I almost fell for the guy thanks to that face." She admitted.
"Don't know where I should be laughing or looking for him to strangle him." Kurama declared with slightly narrowed eyes as jealousy was clearly in his tone.
Anko then sat up as she gave off a flirtatious smirk. "Don't worry, that completely passed when you helped me. Your mine and I'm yours, Kyūūūūū-chan." She purred out.
Kurama smirked in response to that as he then pecked her on the lips. "Damn straight I am Anko-chan." He responded. "Though that one eyed scarecrow better keep his face to himself or he'll need more masks to cover his face." He thought to himself.
Anko then leaned in as she wrapped her arms around Kurama's neck. "Never thought you would be the clingy type." She responded with the same smirk on her face as she could easily figure out what he was thinking.
"Only to the true beauties like you Anko-chan." Kurama responded in a serious tone as he pressed her chest against his. "Your one in a millennium. . ." He added with a sincere smile.
This instantly caused Anko to blush at the sincerity in his tone. "Thank you. . ." She shyly said as she this was the first time anyone was this serious about her, but then her playful smirk came back as she released him from the hug and stood up. "Well I better take a shower then." She said as she walk in a very provocative fashion as she swung her hips from side to side, then she turn and gave an equally provocative look at him. "Wanna take one together?" She asked in the same tone as she her posture and expression before heading further into the bathroom and turning on the water.
Kurama's smirk widen with a massive nosebleed spraying like geyser as he looked at the woman and then the shower meant only for one person, revealing it would be a tight squeeze for the two. "OH FUCK YEAH!" He thought in excitement and quickly got out of the bed and dashed to the bathroom.
It was a given that the shower they took was much longer than it was needed as giggles and moans were heard from the steamy bathroom.
Back at the inn, Team Seven were heading towards the hot springs while holding their towels. Kakashi was on front of them while the others were slightly behind them talking to each other, then Satsuki suddenly shivered but wasn't noticed by the planning Naruto, Hinata and Haku were doing. "Why do I wanna strangle Kurama even more now?" She thought as her eye began to twitch, blocking out Naruto and Hinata from hearing her thoughts. She then shook off the thought as she shrugged her shoulders. "I'll worry about it later dattebakon." She muttered out quietly.
"Well. . ." Haku stated getting the trio's attention. "We'll have a chance in the bath. . ." He reminded.
"Right!" Naruto shouted in excitement, but low enough for Kakashi not to heard him. "I mean he has to take the mask off if he wants to take a bath." He added before blushing. "Though. . ." He got out as he looked at Hinata and Satsuki.
The two girls also blushed as they knew what Naruto was thinking. "Well. . .we already taken baths together. . .but. . ." Hinata began.
"This is the first time actually doing it in public and when you aren't as Naruko-neechan. . ." Satsuki finished in a mutter.
"I promise I won't look until we see Kakashi-sensei's face." Naruto promised instantly before then he looked at Haku with suspicion.
"Don't worry, I only like reading the books, I'm not like Jiraiya-sama to peek at girls." Haku replied without missing a beat.
"You better dattebakon," Satsuki responded while activating her Sharingan. "Because we won't hold back if you do." She stated before looking at Naruto. "Besides Naru-kun, we're alright with you looking at us." She added with a wink, this making Naruto blush red.
Hinata nodded in agreement as she looked at Haku. "She's right Haku-sensei." She said as she then looked at Naruto and giggled at his reaction. "You're still such a gentlemen Naruto-kun that it's not even funny dattebahi." She praised.
Kakashi then turned around and looked at his team and adopted son. "What's up? Why the hold up?" He asked with a raised eyebrow as he noticed.
Haku then looked towards his adopted father. "It is nothing father, just a little discussion." He answered.
Kakashi looked at them as he slightly narrow his single visible eye with suspicion, this made them gulp in nervousness. "Is he on to us!?" They all thought in fear and panic.
Kakashi then eye smiled at his team. "Ok then." He simply said and continued walking, much to their immense relief.
They soon arrived at the changing rooms that was represented by two curtails with the words 'men's changing room' and 'women's changing room'.
Then the trio began to blush as they started to look at anything but each other. "Well. . .I'll see you on the other side. . ." Naruto said as he scratch his cheek and was still blushing. "Hinata-chan. . .Suki-chan. . ." He added.
"H-Hai. . ." Hinata timidly replied with a nod.
"Y-Yeah!" Satsuki also replied though she was clearly embarrassed.
Kakashi and Haku only chuckled at the display and they all went to their specific changing rooms.
In the women's changing room, Hinata and Satsuki looked at each other, both of them blushing at what was coming. "M-Mixed bathing. . ." Hinata got out.
Satsuki merely nodded in agreement. "With Naru-kun. . ." She finished. "W-We should probably get changed." She then suggested.
"R-Right." Hinata agreed with a nod.
Then they both soon started to undress, folding and placing their clothes in the baskets that were nearby. When they were finished they both blushed when they saw each other naked and admired each others body.
"Your still beautiful." Satsuki suddenly got out with a smile, the blush still on her face.
Hinata blushed even more to that as if she reverted back to herself from during the academy. "Thank you and I think you have a beautiful body too. . ." She replied, but she just caught what she just said and her face, if even possible, became even more red than ever before. "And. . .developed. . ." She added as she looked at the Uchiha's breasts.
It was soon Satsuki's turn to blush darker red at the praise. "T-Thanks. . ." She got out with a shy Hinata like smile. "They are developed. . it's an Uchiha thing. . ." She admitted as she unintentionally bounced her impressive sized breasts as an unspoken statement of her female pride.
"Mmm. . ." Hinata responded to that as she looked down at her smaller chest. "Do you. . .do you think mine will ever be as big as yours?" She then asked.
"Well for one thing, aside from mine, yours are probably the biggest compare to others in our age group." Satsuki stated with smirk. "Especially with someone like saaaaay. . .Haruno." She stated her comparison, the smirk never leaving her face.
"Well. . .there not much she has to make a comparison." Hinata said with an absent mind and only when she realized what she said, she blushed darker with her hand covering her mouth. "S-Sorry, I usually not one to insult others but. . ." She then started explaining.
"Nah! You have no reason to feel the least bit bad, after all, she's a bitch that deserves it." Satsuki simply replied as she placed her hands on Hinata's shoulders. "We may be heiresses for two of Konoha's clans, but we're still girls." She reminded he then pressed her body into Hinata's and looked at her straight to her face. "And. . .Bi at that. . ." She purred out with a seductive tone.
Surprisingly, Hinata gave a Naruto like smirk and nodded. "Though only for each other in the girls category and only Naruto-kun in the boys category." She counter reminded.
Satsuki raised her eyes to how Hinata acted for the moment. "Looks like your growing up in one hot and fine women Nata-chan," She replied in a proud filled tone as she pressed her body further in as they rub their breast together. "I'm so happy for you!" She happily added.
Hinata giggled to that, but she liked the physical contact from Satsuki. "Hai, and I owe it all to you and Naruto-kun." She stated as she pecked Satsuki on the lips.
In response, Satsuki shook her head in a denying matter to that. "Na! I think you would had always be something like that! A hot and brave girl!" She declared as she began to rub her cheek against Hinata's.
Hinata in response placed her arms around Satsuki's back. "Still thought Satsuki-chan. . .thank you. . ." She said in a grateful tone. "For everything. . ." She added in the same tone.
"No problem! Now lets go and get to see Sensei's face!" Satsuki declared as she pulled the giggling Hinata by the arm.
Near the area where the cave Sakura was hiding from Konoha at. . .
Sakura, knowing her limits, had decided to take a rest for the afternoon as she went hunting for her food. "Hmph, to think I was a afraid of this place in the past." She stated in a cocky manner as she looked at the gates to the Forest of Death from a tree when she noticed some guards forcing her to hid from them. "It'll be a better spot than the cave." She decided as she then jumped over the fence, she then landed on the ground and placed her mask over her face. "Mission start, take over the Forest of Death." She stated in a monotonous manner.
Growling was soon heard from inside as some massive bloodsucking insects was crawling around.
"Bugs. . ." Sakura started with narrow eyes under her mask before cracking her she briefly activated her curse seal as the black markings spread around her right arm, now that she had her covered by them she grew razor claws, with them she gave a single swing of it and cut threw the closest insect into ribbons. "Pests. . .like Shino Aburame. . ." She reminded herself of her former teammate and how much she despises the way the insects always came out off his body. "His just as much of a freak like that demon. . ." She added with disdain as she began cutting down more insects, actually smiled with glee as she saw them bleed.
After making sure all of the insects were dead, Sakura then rushed further into the forest before noticing a massive tiger in the trees above her growling at her as to devour her. "Damned beast. . ." Sakura hissed out as she let her other arm be covered, causing her nails on her other hand to lengthen and sharpen as she took off her mask. "Though I suppose they'll be edible. . ." She got out as she licked her bloody nails that were still dripping with the blood of the insects, proposing cutting her tongue as she let her own blood drip, staining the ground under her. "Until I return to Danzō-sama and Orochimaru-sama's side that is." She added.
The huge tiger let out a mighty roar as it leap with its claws and fangs exposed, all to which to use to rip the food that was right in front of it while Sakura merely smirked under the mask.
Back at the hot springs. . .
Naruto took in a sigh of relief as he and Haku sat in the warm hot spring water. "If we weren't on the mission to see Kakashi-sensei's face, this would've been relaxing." He admitted.
Haku had his eyes closed as he was enjoying the feeling of the hot springs to really pay much attention to him, so he simply nodded in agreement to that. "True." He responded.
Unknown to them, behind a rock near the other edge of the hot springs, their were hiding Moya and his lackeys. Moya was chuckling at the sight of Naruto and Haku. "Kakashi, you will die here this time. Using this poisoned blowdart I created that makes you laugh forever." He bragged as he took out the blowdart. "You will die laughing, that suits you best." He added.
"Kakashi-sensei! You ready yet!?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah, I'll be right there." Kakashi replied. Then he open the slide door and began to head were Naruto and Haku was located, but since their was so much steam Naruto couldn't see anything.
"He's here!" Naruto thought with excitement.
Haku on the other hand was still enjoying to hot springs too much to even care as he still had his eyes closed.
"Alright!" Moya stated as he put his blowdart into position.
Kakashi had finally reached the hot springs and place his right foot in it soon followed his left and finally he walked towards Naruto and Haku. The steam was still to heavy to look at but Naruto was so excited that he didn't even try to tell Haku that he was already here. When he finally reach them Naruto stood up to get a better look. "Sorry to make you wait." Kakashi stated as he was wearing his towel as a substitute masked and still had his headband to cover his eye.
"AH!" Naruto roared in disappointment as he hit the water hard. "Why did it turn out like this?" He asked as Haku didn't even budge and was still enjoying the waters.
"Now you're mine!" Moya declared as he took a deep breath, ready to shoot the dart.
"Sorry to keep you guys waiting dattebakon!" An excited voice call out as the door to the women's changing room was forced open.
"You know you shouldn't run like that, you could slip and fall." A calmer voice reminded.
The excited voice then giggled in response to that. "I know Nata-chan, I know!" She happily responded.
"Huh?" Moya got out as his eye popped out at them moment he and his lackeys saw Satsuki and Hinata, Satsuki standing proudly with a towel covering her chest and her hands on her hips while Hinata tilted her body slight with her arms behind her back. "WOW!" He and the lackeys shouted as they gained massive nosebleeds at the sight. But by doing this, Moya accidentally blew the dart and it hit a frog instead of Kakashi, the poor amphibian then hit the floor and laughed to its death.
But this made Naruto's territorial size to appeared and search for the perverts that were looking at his girls. When he located them his eyes turn red with a slit pupil. "I'M GONNA KILL YOOOOOU!" He roared and went beserk towards them.
"Wait its not what it looks like!" Moya pleaded but it was too late, Naruto was beating them to an inch of their life, with both Satsuki and Hinata joining in the beating too.
"HENTAI SCUM DATTEBAHI!" Hinata insulted with her hands coated in chakra.
"NO ONE SEE ME NAKED BUT NARU-KUN AND NATA-CHAN DATTEBAKON" Satsuki roared with her Sharingan activated.
Kakashi just looked on with a confused face. "Huh?" He asked as he didn't had a clue what just happen, while Haku still had his eyes closed, oblivious to the world around him.
Later after a massive beat down, a very pissed off trio then got out of the hot springs after launching the three they attacks into the sky. "DAMMIT! WHY THE HELL WAS HE WEARING THAT IN THE HOTSPRING DATTEBAKON!" Satsuki raged.
"AND HOW DARE THOSE ASSHOLES TRY TO PEEK AT YOU! NO ONE DOES THAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT DATTEBAYO!" Naruto added.
Hinata simply sighed with annoyance as she too was angry by both things as well. Then she notice the perverts clothing on some hangers and a light bulb appeared on her head. "That could work!" She got out with a snap of her fingers.
A few minutes later, after a still confuse Kakashi and a very relaxed Haku left the hot springs, Moya and his lackeys fell back to where they were hiding originally, but they were completely covered with bruises and their faces had massive by black eyes. "How. . .did it. . .turn like. . .this. . ." Moya barely got out as he and his lackeys looked at the baskets were they left their clothes, but they weren't there anymore. "OUR CLOTHES!" They shouted in unison.
The next day. . .
Outside of the inn, we see a very tired and badly slept Naruto, Satsuki and Hinata, while Kakashi and Haku looked like a million yens.
"Come again! Come again!" The Innkeeper asked as she wave them goodbye.
Then the tired trio, Haku and Kakashi left the inn to resume their mission, but unknown to them, a wooden barrel was following them, inside was the still badly bruised Moya and his lackeys. "Damn it, I'll definitely take you down, Hatake Kakashi!" He declared as he then rubbed his swollen face.
"But, we're lucky that we brought our spare clothes." One of the Moyanin said.
"Still, I wonder who took out clothes?" The second Moyanin asked in confusion.
At the farm. . .
Hinata suddenly sneezed as she and the rest of her team was outside of the farm. "Someone must be talking about me. . ." She mumbled out.
"Alright, everyone go to you post and start working. Move out!" Kakashi ordered.
The trio then made the familiar handsign. "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" They declared as the clones appeared and went to work. Then they huddle up together in an area away from Kakashi. "I can't go on much longer with all this stress. . ." Naruto stated with a tired out tone.
"I'm at my wits end too. . ." Satsuki agreed with the same tone.
"Me too. . ." Hinata added as she too was tired,
"I feel just fine though." Haku cheerfully stated and unlike the trio, his face was shining with delight. This made said trio to look at him with murder in their eyes and made Haku chuckled awkwardly.
Then after settling down, Hinata soon gave a smirk. "But now we can unveil our final plan." She declared.
"Our final plan?" Naruto and Satsuki asked in unison.
Hinata nodded in response to that. "Hai, I sort of borrowed those perverts clothes from back at the inn. Apparently they're shinobis." She revealed.
Soon the trio was wearing the Moyanin's ninja clothes. "But what will this help us out Nata-chan?" Satsuki asked as she looked at the really baggy and bigger clothing, though even when the clothes were bigger, they were still to small in the chest area to fit her own bigger chest size.
"Since none of our subtle plans work against Kakashi-sensei, we will used this clothes will make coordinated attacks to force to rip sensei's mask off." Hinata explained.
"Awesome plan! Just the way I like it!" Naruto cheerfully replied as he was 100% ok with this plan.
"Yeah!" Satsuki also agreed.
"I really don't think this will work, but I'll help out." Haku stated with a hesitate tone.
Just a few feets away from the trio and Haku, Moya and his lackeys were still on the wooden barrel watching Kakashi. "Damn that Kakashi. . ." Moya cursed.
Suddenly one of his lackeys pointed forward, hitting Moya in the face. "Bro look at that!" He stated.
Then on top of the barn the trio looked down at Kakashi, but the only difference was that they used a transformation jutsu to looked much more taller. "Kakashi Hatake!" A Naruto distorted voice declared.
"Oh?" Kakashi got out as he looked up. "What is this?" He questioned with narrow eyes.
"We are here to take your head!" A distorted Satsuki declared.
"Hidden Mist Jutsu!" The distorted voice of Hinata declared as she and Haku used the same jutsu to amplified its effects.
"What!?" Kakashi got out, now thinking this was a real attack, so he quickly too of his headband to use his Sharingan, but because of the combined mist from Hinata and Haku, it rivaled the one Zabuza used before. "Not good. . .I don't know if their more and my team isn't here to provide back up. . ." He muttered, as he took out two kunai to get ready to fight.
Hinata looked on with her Byakugan to see that Kakashi was in a defensive stance. "He isn't leaving himself open." She stated in the distorted voice.
"Damn." Naruto got out in his distorted voice.
"What's going on?" Moya asked not understanding the situation as he hid in the bushes nearby.
"Bro! There are more people who have grudges against Kakashi!" One on the Moyanin told him.
"Now is our chance!" The other one stated.
"All right, let's go!" Moya declared with as he and his lackeys charge straight at Kakashi. "Kakashi! It's about time we settle things!" He declared as he ran into the mist as he took out a kunai. "This kunai has a poison I created that will make you cry forever until you die!" He added.
Satsuki blinked a couple of times as she noticed them. "EEEEEEEEEEH!?" She got out in confusion, still distorting her voice.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! THEY'RE RUINING OUR PLAN!" Naruto shouted as he was really pissed off.
"They're the perverts that looked at us!" Hinata added when she got a good look at them with her Byakugan.
"I knew that this wouldn't work. . ." Haku stated as he laughed awkwardly at the occurrence.
Then sounds of a brawl began to be heard alongside with the sound of cries of pain. Knowing that this plan failed, Haku and Hinata looked at each other and nodded as they then released the jutsu."Phew, I knew that someone was sneaking around us and I was really worried there when they used the Mist jutsu, I thought that I had underestimated them, gave me a big fright there." Kakashi declared as he was holding the three beat up and tied down Moyanin.
"Shit! We gotta get out of here before Kakashi beats us up too dattebayo!" Naruto shouted with a panicked tone.
"Lets get out of here dattebakon!" Satsuki shouted with rising panic.
"He's right dattebahi!" Hinata called out via mind link. "Abort mission! Abort mission!" She added.
"Knew this wasn't going to work!" Haku reminded yet again. And soon, all four of them escaped the area just in time when all of the mist had disappeared.
After they were gone, Kakashi was smacking his palms together as the Moyanin were left hanging by a rope. "I wonder who those other ones were?" He asked out loud.
"We're hanging on the rope and we're swinging the same way we did before!" Moya and his lackeys said in unison as they were dangling from one side to the other.
"Come to think of it, who are you three?" Kakashi then asked the Moyanin.
"HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER US!" The Moyanin declared in unison while crying rivers of tears. "KAKASHI!" Moya shouted in anger, but was drowned out by the crying as Kakashi was walking away, not even paying attention the him.
In Konoha, the sun was setting as the human transformed Kurama was in some formal clothes on as he waited outside Anko's apartment. "Alright, first real date Anko-chan. Be calm about this and it will go fine. You can handle this." He told himself. "Already sent out Shadow Clones to entertain the other girls so they won't interrupt us." He added in his mind with a smirk.
The door to the apartment then opened as the clicking of heels were heard. "Sorry to keep you waiting Kyū-chan." Anko told her date as she came out of the apartment wearing a very sexy yet beautiful dress though it only reached to her knees. The dress itself was of fine light brown silk with orange kunai imprints all over the dress, but the most unique part of the dress was that it was missing a huge hole right in the middle part, leaving parts of her breast and middle torso expose, giving the illusion of her not wearing a bra. To finish it off, she had her hair down and was wearing light brown heels that revealed her petite feet to finish off the outfit. "So Kyū-chan, you like?" She asked in a seductive manner as she posed herself in a manner to show off her breasts.
To the question, Kurama's response was instantaneously as he fell backwards via rocket powered nosebleed as he then as he crashed to the ground, giving a two thumbs up towards the sky. "You're hot!" He quickly responded from the ground.
Anko smirked in satisfaction to that as she watched the disguised Tailed Beast get up. "That's what the plan was." She responded with her hands on her hips. "So then Kyū-chan, shall we go?" She requested as she brought her hand out.
Kurama merely smirked to that as he gently took her hand and kissed the top of it. "As you command it." He responded in a polite manner as they then left the apartment area.
"Say, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto suddenly asked as they were returning home after completing the mission.
"Huh?" Kakashi asked as he lowered his book.
"What's under that mask?" Satsuki asked.
"What? You wanted to see what's under my mask?" Kakashi asked again.
"Hai." Hinata answered with a nod.
"Then you should have said so earlier." Kakashi simply stated.
"Then will you show us father?" Haku asked as he too was now intrigued.
"Sure." Kakashi simply replied in an uninterested tone.
"WHAT!?" Naruto and Satsuki exclaimed in unison as Hinata and Haku got closer.
"What's with all the commotion?" Kakashi then asked. "All right then. . ." He added as he slowly began to reached for his mask.
Then the trio and Haku began to imagine Kakashi with huge lips. "Is it the thick lips?" Hinata wondered in her mind.
After that, the image of Kakashi with giant teeth appeared on their minds. "Or buckteeth?" Satsuki wondered.
Now the image of tiny lips on Kakashi's face appeared. "Or a small mouth?" Naruto and Haku wondered.
"Under this mask. . ." Kakashi dragged out as his fingers finally reached the top part of mask.
"Under the mask is. . .?" They all thought in unison as their hearts were beating rapidly to what they would be seeing.
Kakashi then quickly pulled down the mask, only to reveal. . . "It's another mask underneath the other mask!" He declared as he had a lighter tone of the same mask with eye smiles.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" All of them shouted with shocked expressions, before falling to the ground in defeat while Kakashi rubbed the back of his head and was laughing at them.
"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME DATTEBAYO!" Naruto exclaimed.
"WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT DATTEBAKON!?" Satsuki added her piece, completely annoyed and shocked by this turn of events.
Hinata meanwhile sighed as she laid on her back and looked at the sky. "We really should've seen this coming dattebahi. . ." She muttered out.
Haku quickly recovered to this as he looked at the second mask. "A-Are you serious father? A second mask?" He then asked.
All the while they were in denial and angry, Kakashi simply chuckled at them while a crow passed above them that anyone could've sworn that it was crowing something that sounded like idiots.
Meanwhile back in Konoha as night finally came, Kurama in his human transformation had just came out of a restaurant with the dressed up Anko as she was cuddling into his arm as many male and females alike were staring at them, the men with envy while getting slapped by their jealousy female date, though some of the women did stare in secret at Kurama. "So Anko-chan, you enjoyed the food?" He then asked as he was enjoying the envy of the guys.
Anko merely purred in response as she held his arm tighter while giving a victorious and smudged look at the woman that were staring at her date. "It was good Kyū-chan, you know how to pick the place to eat. . .and get away with eating for free." She responded.
Kurama grinned at that. "Well I did give the manager a really good time the last time I was here." He stated proudly as he remembered leaving with the manager giving off dazed look. "It wasn't bad with her at the time, but you are still the best Anko-chan." He praised in a whisper.
Anko purred again as licked her lips. "Your lucky I'm biasexual Kyū-chan, I would had love being with her too." She whispered back as she licked his ear before nibbling on it.
Kurama had to hold his nose to stop the nosebleed from erupting at what he just heard and at the thought of the things they could had done the the poor manager. "Y-You're bia!?" He exclaimed in a whispered tone as he had a really hard time not laughing perversely at the new realization. "I FUCKIN' HIT THE JACKPOT!" He exclaimed happily in his head at the excitement.
As if reading the perverted Bijū's mind, Anko smiled seductively. "Yes. . .you. . .have. . ." She said each time more seductively then the last. "I heard that Uzumaki knows a little jutsu that turns himself into a naked hot chick. . ." She began as licked her lips again. "I assume you know it too?" She then questioned.
But before Kurama could reply with a yes, he saw the same woman they were talking about, the manager was watching them as she had a rigid smile as she was obviously jealous at Anko. "Haha. . .speak of the devil." He then joked.
Anko turned around and saw her too, she saw that the manager that had a strict appearance to make herself look prim and proper for her manager job. Her hair was reddish-black that went to her shoulders, had brown eyes and a possible cutesy face if she relaxed a little. "Hmm, a nice B-Cup, not bad." She muttered out, then a light bulb appeared on her head and smirked mischievously.
Kurama raised an eyebrow to this as he saw the smirk. "What is she thinking?" He thought at what she could be possibly planning.
But before he could asked her, Anko waved at the manager to come to them. This startle said woman as she regain her composure and walk calmly as she could towards them. "I-Is something the manner?" The manager then asked while giving a rigid smile and narrow eyes.
Anko's smirk didn't leave her face as she then went to the manager's ear. "So, I heard that Kazuma-kun treats you well too." She whispered in a seductive manner, completely ignoring the previous question.
This instantly caused the manager to really have difficulty to keep her smile intact and not realize that a blush was appearing on her face. "I-I don't know what your talking about ma'am." She tried to say as she was really wanted to slap Anko.
Anko smirked even widely as she knew what the manager wanted to do. "I really like them playing hard to get. . ." She thought to herself. "I can understand why you fell for him too, he can really go at it when he wants to." Anko then said. "I know from personal experiences. How good it feels when he does it, so I know how much of a good time he gave you, leaving you completely daze and wanting for more" She then added in a more seductive manner.
By this point the manager's face was scarlet red at how much similar of what had actually had happen. "I-I-I-I-I don't-" She tried to say, to embarrassed to say anything in a congruent manner.
Then Anko suddenly stood up and got inside of her personal space, as she slowly caressed her cheek and lean into her ear. "I know you want it too, imagining yourself in bed, naked as the two of you go at it like wild animals. . .it's truly is bliss. . ." She tempted as she then began to secretly groped her breasts.
The manager was blushing and stirring so much that she couldn't even say anything as she was putty in Anko's hands, while Kurama was having a raging nosebleed after realizing what she was doing. "GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!" He roared in his mind.
Anko smirked in satisfaction at see she was succeeding. "Easy picking. . ." She thought. "Does it ever get you curious?" She then asked in a whisper as she pressed her breasts into the manager's as she unbuttoned the shirt. "Don't you want to know what it's like having a night with a man like Kazuma-kun?" She then questioned. "Because I can show you some fun time if you wish. . ." She then offered in an even more seductive and somewhat hypnotic tone, leaving the poor and confused manager to trembled in Anko's arms, unable to to say anything and as if her body betrayed her she nodded slowly.
"FINISH HER!" Kurama exclaimed in excitement in his head.
As if receiving the silent order, Anko grabbed the manager's head and slam her lips to her own and kiss her with deep passion, also adding in her tongue for support as the poor woman was so shocked that she just stood there in a petrified stated as she couldn't help but enjoyed the intense makeout session. By this point all around them saw this had instant reactions, men flew backwards via nosebleed while the women blushed heavily and felt weak at the knees.
"FLAWLESS VICTORY! BRUTALITY!" Kurama declared as he too was sent flying via nosebleed.
"Victory achieved." Anko thought in satisfaction as she rubbed the manager's butt and separated from the kiss. "Not bad, not bad. . .just need some proper training. . .I'll let you be one of my girls. . ." She added as she licked sensually the manages lips.
That last bit was the last straw as the manager fainted with a massive nosebleed and her face was blushing red.
Kurama was laughing perversely at what he just saw, but he then notice something near the main gate. "Huh?" He got out as he watch three pissed off people looking at him.
As Team Seven was walking through the gate, Kakashi and Haku had already left to report in to the Hokage. However, the three remaining members instantly saw a familiar head of red hair. "Kurama!?" Naruto got out.
"Eh!?" Both Hinata and Satsuki got out in unison.
Hinata then looked towards where he was and nodded. "Yes, that is Kurama. . .though his dressed up formally. . ." She stated, blinking a couple of times at the sight of him.
Satsuki nodded in agreement as he watched a formally dressed woman nearby placing another woman, who was obviously unconscious on a nearby bench before going back and cuddling up to him. "Who the hell is that with him dattebakon?" She then asked then she realized something and a flaming aura appeared around her. "IS THAT PERVERTED FOX CHEATING ON ANKO-NEE!?" She roared in rage as she began to crack her knuckles. "That's it! He's so dead now!" She declared as she began to stomp in Kurama's direction.
However, this was stopped by Hinata as she placed a hand on her shoulder. "Calm down Satsuki-chan, we don't know all the details. . ." She reminded.
Though Naruto wanted to go and also pummel Kurama he knew Hinata's right, so taking a deep breath he calm down. "Hinata-chan's right, let's just follow the perverted fox then." He suggested.
Satsuki's eye twitched to the idea as she just wanted to pummeled Kurama into fox paste all over the ground, but then she took a deep breath. "Fine dattebakon. . ." She got out in annoyance. "Who the hell is that woman though. . ." She muttered out in confusion.
Back with Kurama and Anko, thanks to his powerful hearing, the disguised Tailed Beast was able to overhear what the three had discussed as he and Anko were leaving. "They don't recognize you Anko-chan." He whispered with a smirk while chuckling at the thought.
In response, Anko also smirked as she pressed her breast into his arm. "Can't blame imouto for that, I've never been out looking like this before." She admitted as she show off her very provocative dress.
Kurama nodded and chuckle perversely in agreement to that. "True. I bet their gonna be following us now to try and figure out who you are. . ." He then stated as a light bulb appeared on top of his head. "And I know how to deal with them." He then declared with a smirk.
Anko, knowing that look, couldn't help but smirk as well. "So? What do you have in mind?" She asked already knowing she will love this.
Kurama only smirked in response as he kept rubbing Anko's buttcheek, then he paid the bill and the two left the building, not before Anko made sure the manager comes back to another serving by slipping a piece of paper into her shirt.
Up on a roof, Naruto, Hinata and Satsuki were watching as Kurama and the woman he was with were walking through the village, causing almost everyone to stare at the two.
"Dammit. . ." Naruto got out as he saw the women looking at him with jealousy. "Did he get every girl to fall for him!?" He then asked, annoyed that this was happening. "He's gonna get a harem at this rate. . ." He then admitted.
"I couldn't care less about that! If he plays with Anko-nee's heart. . .I am ripping his manhood with a rusty kunai dattebakon!" Satsuki declared in fury as she activated her Sharingan and mixed it with the Tailed Beast chakra within her.
In response to that, Hinata place her hand on Satsuki's shoulder again. "There, there, he'll get what's coming to him if he does that." She stated, trying to calm down her fellow.
The trio then continued to follow from a safe distance away as they spied on Kurama and the mysterious girl, all the while the saw the two of them making out and even him groping the woman's breast and butt when the two went into an alleyway to hide themselves from the crowd.
Satsuki was soon shivering with fury as she balled her hands into fists. "That bastard. . ." She growled out.
Hinata meanwhile blushed as she watched what Kurama did to the woman. "O-Oh my. . ." She barely said.
Well Naruto being a guy, couldn't help but to blush and gain a nosebleed as well at the very kinky display. "Dammit Kurama. . ." He grumbled out.
Then the three of them heard very intense moaning that made them blush scarlet red, Satsuki growled even more even she too was blushing.
"So then Kazuma-kun, you wanna head to my place for the night? I can show you a really good time." They then heard the woman ask in an airy tone.
"Nice work on the voice alteration." Kurama whispered in a praising tone as he grope her butt with his hands.
Anko giggled to that as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "Anything to keep the fun going." She responded in a whisper, happy that she was doing what was.
That last bit from the woman did it as Satsuki's chakra flared orange and the whisker marks appeared on her face. "THAT'S IT DATTEBAKON!" She roared.
"I'M WITH YOU DATTEBAYO!" Naruto agreed as he had enough with Kurama's playboy tendencies while he too had the same flare of chakra.
Hinata also nodded in agreement to this as she stood up. "We need to get down there now dattebahi." She declared, but in a more cold fury manner, but also had the chakra flaring and her whisker marks appearing.
Then as one, the trio charge at Kurama with each of them using their strongest jutsu.
"RASENGAN!" Naruto declared as he had an orb of red and blue chakra in his hand.
"CHIDORI!" Satsuki roared as she held the red and blue sparking chakra.
"EIGHT TRIGRAMS SIXTY FOUR PALMS GUARD!" Hinata began as she began to move her arms.
Kurama and the mysterious girl only smirked with a lot of smugness in their expressions when they heard that. "Got to say. . ." He began as the trio was getting closer towards them. "This was one hell of a date." He continued as his smirk widen even more as the trio was just a few meters away now. "Wanna continued this at your apartment?" He asked, but when the trio heard that they became even more enrage and added even more chakra as they had a look that just scream murder. "What do you say. . ." He then added then when the trio were just a few meters away. "Anko-chan?" He finalized with a shit eating grin.
Once the three heard the name mention, they instantly went wide eyed. "Eh?" The trio got out at the same time, but the moment they did so they completely lost control of their jutsu's and crashed a few feet from Kurama and Anko.
"Sure thing Kyū-chan." Anko responded with a smirk, not even phased by what happened with the three members of Team Seven
"A-A-ANKO-NEE!?" Satsuki exclaimed in shock as she popped out of the crater they created with her jaw dropping.
Anko turn towards her head and also had a shit eating grin on her face. "Hey imouto!" She greeted her little sister figure as she placed her hands on her hips. "Whats up?" She then asked in a happy tone as she gave a peace sign.
"WHAT!?" Naruto and Hinata got out at the same time as they did the same, while Satsuki was still had shock expression on her face.
"Let me guess, you though I was dating some hot piece of fine ass and cheating on Anko-chan, which happen to be said hot piece of fine ass by the way." Kurama stated, still having the same shit eating grin on his face.
Naruto and Hinata just looked on with baffled expression to that.
"I'm kind of hurt that you didn't thought that it was me in this hot outfit Imouto." Anko stated with a fake hurt tone as she purposely bounced her breasts. "Come on, just because I let down my hair, I'm the only one that has the same hair color." She then reminded.
This caused Satsuki to drop her head in shame when that bit hit her hard. "Dammit dattebakon. . .you're the only one with purple hair. . ." She said in realization.
"And that my stupid little kiddos is what I called, being trolled!" Kurama declared in satisfaction.
This was the last straw to a really long and exhausting day as the trio fainted then and there from once again being trolled by another perverted man.
And thus, the two left the three alone in the middle of the night to continue their fun.
A few days later after all the antics that had occurred. . .
In Tsunade's office, Team Seven plus Haku were in front of at the Hokage as she gave a serious expression. "I have your next assignment." She began. "This one I suggest you bundle up heavily for since it involve snow and ice." She revealed.
This got the attention of the younger generation. "Eh?" Haku got out with a raised eyebrow. "What do you meant by that Hokage-sama?" He asked.
Tsunade then sighed as she took out a scroll as she went over the content once more. "The manager of a well known actor has requested the protection and escort of his client, Yukie Fujikaze. They are planning to film their next movie in the Land of Snow." She explained.
"Wait what was that about an actor?" Naruto got out with an unusually excited tone, as he instantly recognized the name.
"No. . .way. . .!" Satsuki got out as she couldn't say anything to that before her brain finally processed who she meant. "The Yukie Fujikaze!?" She exclaimed. "I love her movies!" She added in excitement.
"Huh? Who are we talking about?" Hinata asked, not understanding who they were talking about as she tilted her head slightly.
Haku nodded in agreement to that. "Yes, who is it you are mentioning?" He then questioned.
Satsuki jerked her head toward Hinata and Haku as she grabbed both of their shoulders. "Only the uprising newest and popular actor that's already become incredibly famous!" She explained with stars in her eyes.
Naruto also gain stars in his eyes as well. "She the star of the Princess Gale movies, she's pretty famous dattebayo!" He then continued. "Man, we're gonna be protecting an actor now! That's what I'm talking about!" He declared in his own form of excitement.
Tsunade just sigh at the two's over excitement as she then took out something from her shirt and presented it to the four. "These are tickets to her latest film that's going to be playing in the theater. Study the face of the actor well so you will recognize her." She ordered.
No sooner she finished saying that, Naruto and Satsuki took the tickets at the speed of light as they stare at them with huge stars in their eyes. "SWEET!" The duo exclaimed in unison as they high fived each other.
"Now remember, this is a mission and you must be prepared for it since you are heading for the Land of Snow." Tsunade reminded as she then looked at Kakashi. "Make sure they don't do anything stupid." She then ordered.
"Yeah right. . .like that's not going to happen with these three around. . ." Kakashi thought to himself. "Right, will do." He then answered.
Then Naruto's eyes went back to normal as he remembered something. "Actually, I got something to ask now that I realize it." He then started after looking around in the office. "Where's Jiji?" He then asked.
Satsuki also regain her composure as she then perked up her head to that. "Yeah, where is Jiji? She then asked as well. "I haven't seen him for a while now since we arrested the bastard elders." She then added.
Tsunade in response to the question sighed to it. "Sensei may had retired himself as Hokage, but he doesn't plan on retiring as a ninja any time soon as he will keep protecting Konoha as an active Shinobi, for that reason he has decided to go and train at the summon land of the monkeys, Saru Forest." He revealed.
This revelation shocked the trio and caused Kakashi and Haku to raise their eyebrows to this. "Then when will he be back?" Naruto asked as Satsuki and Hinata nodded since they wanted to know as well.
"Truth being told," Tsunade began with an uncertain expression on her face. "I don't know, one thing to consider is the state of his imbalance of his body and soul, we don't know how long it will take for him to regain his balance, another is that he has to train with his rejuvenated body alongside with remastering all of his jutsus, which is nearly endless as he master almost every existing jutsu that Konoha had." She stated as she listed off all of the negative aspects of her sensei's current state. "So like I said, I have no idea how long it will take for these factor to heal, it could take years as he also plans to take a secret training with the sages of the monkey summons. That alone will take many years to accomplish" She finalized what her sensei had told her and Jiraiya before departing.
"I see. . ." Satsuki got in as she downcasted her head a little. "Jiji. . ." She mumbled out in sadness, already missing her grandfather figure.
Naruto also looked downwards as he also was sad that he won't see him for a long time. "Well, at least he's fine and get even stronger when he gets back, right?" He then asked as he was trying to remain positive.
Though Hinata was also sad, she nodded in agreement to that. "Naruto-kun's right Satsuki-chan, when he returns, he'll be even stronger then ever and he'll be able to protect the village." She reminded.
This got to lift of Satsuki's spirit a bit. "Yeah, he really is the type of Jiji to always protect us and our home." She said with a small smile, even if her eyes still had some tears.
Tsunade nodded in agreement to that as she then gave a serious expression to the three. "Ok then, as soon as you see that movie and prepare your things, you will be heading out. Dismiss!" She ordered. "And remember to pack your winter clothes!" She added.
With that, Team Seven went off and did as they were told, getting ready for their next new mission.
Unknown location. . .
". . ."
". . .Not. . .yet. . ."
". . .I. . .won't. . .give. . .up. . ."
". . .Please. . .hurry. . ."
". . .Find. . .someone. . ."
". . .Anyone. . ."
". . .I. . .won't. . .let. . .her. . .win. . .anymore. . .!"
". . .Please. . .help. . .me. . .stop. . .her. . .!"
After a relatively easy mission with both happy and disappointment results, the heroes will now go to their next big mission. As they were completely unaware of what the darknesses are planning as they scheme and prepare themselves for the oncoming future and at the moment, the true darkness will be unleashed upon our heroes.
And even within that darkness, death, destruction and despair, there are glimpses of hope that struggle through the cracks as they struggle themselves free and to put a stop to it once and for all.
JG (JGResidentEvil)'s A/N: Hiya everyone, JG here along with fight2protect to bring you another exciting and hilarious chapter!
F2P (fight2protect)'s A/N: Sorry for the wait, been busy on our end, but enough of that, the chapter was really funny! It just wasn't our favorite trio's chapter at all! And only Kurama and Anko had the most enjoyable time. We told you that Kurama would make a massive troll! XD
JG: You got that right! XD Now then, as always, we'll both begin with a review response from the fans! Here's mine from NarutoKushina!
Good chapter I wonder how long Kabuto, the pedophile, and Danzo can work together though. All have their own agenda. Sakura herself has her own thing she wants to do while working for Danzo. She has become beyond crazy, and it would now be more merciful to put her down.
Loved what Satsuki did to Anko in this chapter. But know that Anko knows it makes her mad seeing Naruto being shoved inside another woman's breast, I can see him ending up in hers a few times as well as others just to rile up Hinata and Satsuki.
Trust me when I say that Pedomaru, Kabuto and Danzō have some insane and reckless plans for the future, and we mean reckless. . .
For Sakura. . .it really is pretty obvious huh? ^^"
And as for what Satsuki did to Anko. . .yeah, it had to happen at one point or another. Anko can push a person's buttons at times. XD
Now then, I'll let fight2protect take the floor and respond to his own review.
F2P: I mean really? Those guys are all backstabbers, do you really think they will work together for a long time? They will tolerate each other only until the get what they want but because of that they will make a really bad decision. And yup Sakura's has more than a few screw loose at this point and it would be merciful, but we still need her for the plot.
JG: And trust me, one of them will make the worse possible decisions in the future. And no, we do not mean Sakura.
F2P: Tell me about it. . .But not the readers. XD Anywho. . .for my review, or should I say, reviews! (And don't get too excited, this is a one time thing) The first one is from Dragon Man 180!
I hate it when the bad guys succeed even when they lose. Even more so since I really wanted to see Tsunade and Jiraiya at least seriously wound Danzo. Still, hopefully SOMEONE will figure Sakura out, if she constantly smells of snake and nobody comments on it then THEY'RE ALL FRICKING IDIOTS! At the very least does anyone know she had a curse seal so Kurama can try to remove it and expose her that way?
I'm eager to see what happens next for Konoha now that they have to rebuild. Anko getting together with Kurama is interesting... though I tend to favor her with Iruka just because it's amusing to see her tease him and get reactions.
I understand what you mean, but really? Wheres the fun in the heroes always winning? This will make things much more interesting, but true the "fight" between the two Sannin and Danzō, could had been much more epic, but we still decided it was for the best in the long run. As for Sakura as you read, she completely under the radar and she will stay like that for a long time, so no one other then Ino and maybe Shino will even suspect something. And I do like those Anko and Iruka pairing, but this one is so new and so hilarious to work with that we just can't stop it now! XD
JG: True to that, we aren't trying to make the characters OP. . .that's not until the big and important moments, so will even have you all going WHAT THE FUCK!? XD
F2P: Right!? Madara was the biggest and cheapest OP character of all time! We don't need another one! And trust us those moments will be worth the wait! Now then, onto my second response from the guest reviewer JB!
Really great chapter! I love it! I'm glad the village is saved and I almost cried when the large number of villages accepted Naruto, Hinata and Satsuki. I'm worried about Orochimaru, Sakura and Danzo, which annoyed me that he escaped. Good job with the way the elders were punished. I'm satisfied. Jail time is perfect for contemplation punishment. I especially loved Naruto's and Satsuki's speeches. Really inspiring. Looking forward to the next one. P.S. Really loved the way Satsuki got the snakes on her side. Hilarious. :-)
Damn. . .Didn't thought that the scene would had affected you like that, But damn that makes us feel proud! And well their are still haters here and there, but they're now the minority now, I mean after most did hate them for obvious reasons but when you literally just been save in more ways than one, you then to change your hater ways. For the villains, yeah that was necessary for the plot and for the Elders it was to show that the trio won't do something they would had done and end the hatred. As for the speeches, the Naruto one was mine. :) It just came to me one day and I was really inspired to write every word on the moment, really made Naruto sound like a epic guy, huh? Best speech I ever written! And It was hilarious, huh? XD
JG: You were pretty awesome with the speech dude! :) And I'm also glad that many people were able to figure out who Satsuki Uchiha was unintentionally and majorly embarrassing referencing, just to tell you all, I had no idea about Kill la Kill at the time when I first started writing Uchiha Heiress Remix. I mean come on, it would've been too easy just to call her Sasuko like other female Sasuke Uchiha stories tend to do. . .or just keep the same name and just be female. ^^"
F2P: Got that right! Now I just know now that those last lines are eating at you with anticipation wanting to know who that person is and why does it sound like he was dying and all. . .BUT! That part will be for later. Much, MUCH, later. And at the point, this will completely change this Naruto fanfic to a category of its on! A one of Epic Proportions!
JG: Hell yeah! What will be happening is really gonna be a game changer for the heroes! But now I got my own news to reveal. . .ugh, classes are gonna be starting for me again this Thursday, but I will still pull through the classes I'm in and survive them all! So wish me luck!
F2P: Fight on! As I too must fight this classes adversary! And do not worry our faithful readers! We will NEVER give up on this fic! No matter what, we will keep writing this epic fic going! *Crying manly tears*
JG: *Gives a thumbs up to everyone* And with that, we end it off here! I hope you all enjoy the chapter and the insanity it brings!
*Heavenly choir going HALLELUJAH!*
F2P: Oh please don't tell me. . .
JG: Oh hell. . .I had to mention insanity. . .
?: *Suddenly pops into room* Oh! Is time for me to appear yet JG-Kun!? F2P-KUN!? *The voice sounded behind a tent*
F2P: OI! *Stops them before the readers saw their face* Get back you idiot! You way too early! *Shoves said idiot away*
?: AAAAAAAAAAAAW! But I wanna come out and see Hinata-chan!
F2P: No! Bad! ?! Bad! *Still trying to shove idiot away*
JG: Patients is a virtue my little ball of insanity. Your time will come, yours and everyone else's. *Nods in a sagely manner*
F2P: *Still pushing idiot* Quit the pretend to sound like sage and help me with this physical manifestation of insanity!
?: Hinaaaaaata-chaaaaaaan! *Begins waving arms*
F2P: Enough already! *Dog pile on idiot* No cookie for you!
?: Noooooooooooooooooo! I want a cookie! *Gets free and hold F2P in a wrestling move*
F2P: OW!
JG: *Sweat drops at the sight* Well then everyone, it's time for us to go and do what fight2protect said. Later everyone!
F2P: *Still being hold in a pro wrestling move by idiot* OW! PEACE OUT!
?: *Waves from behind the tent as they hold down F2P* BYE BYE MINNA-SAN!
