A/N: This is a short chapter for now. I should change the title: The Call to The Texts. But I leave them for now.
Enjoy it.
Episode 7: The Call from Ruby and Kathryn
- Emma's POV –
Ruby: Hola Emma!
Emma: What the fuck do you want at 2 o'clock in morning!?
Ruby: Oh geez, you need a chill pill.
Emma: Oh shut up, I'm sleeping and it's 2 o'clock in morning here. Why are you up early in 5 o'clock in morning?
Ruby: Remember, I have a meeting at 7am. So, I want to be there early before my co-workers. So, how is San Diego treating you well?
Emma: It's been fantastic since you put me with the brunette woman.
Ruby: Oh, please tell me the details. Have you fucked her yet?
Emma: Ruby!
Ruby: What? You should have been laid by few minutes ago.
Emma: Ruby Elizabeth Lucas, I am going to tattle on your grandmother. Well, I just saw her few days ago.
Ruby: You won't. (Scoffing)
Emma: I would. Right now, I'm going to call her.
Ruby: You won't. I mean it. You won't.
Emma: Oh, you think I can't.
Ruby: Oh yeah, I know you well.
Emma: …
Ruby: What the f… Let's hold this conversation and I got another call.
Emma: Good night Ruby.
Ruby: Emma Charlotte Swan! I'm going to San Diego for killing you with a knife!
Regina's POV -
Kathryn: Hello Regina.
Regina: Hello Kathryn, what do you want?
Kathryn: Can't I text you? I miss you.
Regina: Aww. That's a sarcastic side of you. Good night.
Kathryn: Wait! Have you met someone in San Diego?
Regina: Good night.
Kathryn: Regina Maria Mills!
Regina: Kathryn Lisbeth Nolan!
Kathryn: Don't call me that. Regina, Are you seeing anyone?
Regina: Good night.
Kathryn: Come on, Regina. I'm dying to know from you since you left Maine few weeks ago. I've been missing you.
Regina: Then why are you putting me in San Diego Beach House with the infuriating blonde woman?
Kathryn: A Blonde Woman? Tell me! Is she hot? Do she have penis? Is she sexy? Is she older or younger?
Regina: Kathryn! It's not appropriate!
Kathryn: What? What did I do?
Regina: Stop inquiring me like my mother.
Kathryn: Guess what? Your mother died.
Regina: …
Kathryn: Regina?
Regina: …
Kathryn: Regina, oh shit. I'm sorry that I outbursted you.
Regina: Good night.
Kathryn: Regina, I'm sorry!
Kathryn: Regina Maria Mills! Answer me immediately!
Regina: Sorry, this is Emma. I've been hearing this ringtone since you both texted back and forth. So, Regina is crying right now. I wanted you to know that this conversation should be dropped. Thank you and have a good night.
Kathryn: Ok. Please tell Regina that I am dropping this conversation and I will talk to her if she feel better.
Regina: Will do. Good night.
Kathryn: Good night, Emma. Thank you.
A/N: Next Episode: The Music Tales
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