This is the first of two shorts that'll be released today; this one and me reacting to the Vol. 5 trailer!

Now, lets read some reviews:

Guest (1): I'll do that. In fact, I think I may buy BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle when it comes out. Maybe, I'll also have RWBY play their own game; RWBY: Grimm Eclipse.

yoshi3000: Sure, I'll do that, as well. And thanks for the compliment!

Ok. For this short, my cat Nutmeg is gonna have the most... cuishy pillow in my house.

Enjoy!


Nutmeg's Butt Pillow

September 12, 2017

10:58am

It was a bright sunny morning in Jared's house, and everyone was doing their own thing. It has been exactly a week since RWBY & JNPR have arrived on Earth, and they almost quickly got themselves comfortable from their surroundings.

Well, almost.

But today, that 'almost' is going to get erased... in a very ridiculous way.

Blake Belladonna was laying on the couch in the loft, face down on her stomach, while reading a book. Jared and his sister, Emily, had lend her some of their books. Most of Jared's books talk about Space and WWII history, while Emily had a few that were works of art.

But, there was one book series that caught Blake's eye. A graphic novel series called "Amulet". It was about a normal family being transported into another world; with the family's daughter obtaining a powerful relic called an 'Amulet'. It was kinda like, in a way, how she and her friends were transported into this world.

So, anyway, she was reading the second book of the series when suddenly...

Meow

Blake stops reading her book and looks to her right. A big orange, black, and white spot of lovable fur appeared from the stairs.

"Hey, Nutmeg," Blake smiled, as Jared's cat walks closer to her. Over the days, Blake and Nutmeg had gotten along very well. Coincidentally, something that she would never tell her friends, especially Yang and Nora, they both have the same interests. They both like fish, they're both mostly quiet, they like balls of yarn, and they like to hide in slightly close spaces; like a open box for example.

There was one thing that put Blake off a bit: Nutmeg gets along with Sunny, Jared's dog, more than her. She didn't understand it at first, but recently Jared told her that Nutmeg has been with dogs her whole life. So, Blake guessed that Nutmeg was more used to dogs than her, since she rarely interacts with one.

Blake's thoughts were interrupted when Nutmeg jumped onto the couch next to her face. She was now used to Nutmeg doing that. Nutmeg rubs her head against Blake's cheek. Blake chuckles as she hears Nutmeg purring. She likes when Nutmeg interacts with her like this. It makes her feel joyful and happy.

She then notices Nutmeg walking away from her. "Where are you going?" Blake happily asks the cat. Nutmeg doesn't respond, as she leaves Blake's eyesight. She knew Nutmeg wasn't moody, but there were times where Nutmeg can be a bit lazy and just lay down somewhere close to her.

Knowing this was the case, Blake shrugged and went back to reading her book.

But what she didn't know, was that Nutmeg was gonna do something very different than the others times with her...

Suddenly, Blake's body twitched. She then blushes, as she feels a sensation coming from behind her. She looks around and notices Nutmeg readying herself to lay down on Blake's most sensitive spot of her body: her butt.

"N-Nutmeg, what are you doing?" Blake asks the cat, again. But Nutmeg still does not respond, as she then lays down on her soft cushion. Blake was surprised by Nutmeg's sudden actions. Sure, she and the cat were close, but she would never ever accept something like this. Also, it's rare for her butt to be touched, let alone be rubbed, groped, spanked, whipped... she needs to stop reading those 'mature' love novels.

"Oh, n-n-no," Blake's blush deepen, as she can now hear Nutmeg purring; increasing the sensation. Nutmeg had fallen asleep. What was Blake gonna do now? She can't just get up and walk away. That would ruin Nutmeg's nap, and who knows what she'll do after that. She should've asked Jared about this, beforehand.

"Okay. Get it together. Get it together. You can get through this," Blake muttered to herself, as she looks back at the novel she was reading, and tries to start reading again.

Keyword 'tries'.

3:38pm

"O-O-Oh my," Pyrrha covers her mouth in embarrassment.

Everyone, including Jared, who just got back home, couldn't believe what they were seeing. Nutmeg was now up from her nap, but was still laying down on Blake's butt.

Speaking of Blake, she was laying on the couch; appearing to be sleeping, with the novel she was reading laying on the floor adding proof.

Besides the boys, who were all blushing from the sight, the girls had different reactions:

As said before, Pyrrha was covering her mouth, while blushing in embarrassment.

Nora was just scratching her head, confused.

Ruby was trying not to make eye contact, as she was fighting the embarrassing blush down, which she was failing miserably.

Weiss's eye was twitching, stun by the fact that this is actually happening.

And Yang... was trying to hold in her laughter.

"Yang, it's not funny," Weiss glares at her.

Yang chuckles, "Sorry. I just can't help but think that Nutmeg here was so interested in the Bellabooty all along."

That's actually a thing!?, Jared thought, as his blush deepens a bit.

Yang then notices Jared's blush deepening and grins widely, "Jared, does your cat have a liken to big butts?"

"Yang!" Ruby shouted, her blush deepening, as well.

"It's alright, Ruby," Jared said, surprisingly in a calm tone. He then glares at Yang a bit, before saying, "No. It's not like that. Nutmeg does lay on us sometimes, like there was one time where she laid on my sister's stomach. But this,.." Jared points to the scene in front of them, "This never happen before."

Yang then snickers, "Well then,... maybe Nutmeg has only taken an interest on Blake's big butt?"

"That's it. I'm leaving," Weiss abruptly says, and begins to leave the loft.

"I'll go join you," Jared follows her.

"As will I," Pyrrha said, not wanting to see this anymore as well.

"Me too," Jaune, Ruby, Ren, and Nora follows, all having a different reason.

"Oh c'mon, guys! I was just kidding!" Yang was the last to leave.

As everyone left the loft, they still all thought that Blake was asleep.

But what they didn't know, was that Blake passed out from the overheating sensation of Nutmeg's paws.

The End

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Epilogue:

October 6th, 2017

7:01pm

"You actually passed out!?" Jared shouted, as Blake finished telling the events of that day.

As a result of this, Blake was blushing madly; with the addition of steam coming out of all her ears, and her hair covering her eyes. Blake quietly nods at Jared's question.

"...How long?" Jared then hesitantly asks, since just a few hours ago he had the same experience, but with Yang's breasts.

Blake hold up three fingers, as a response.

"Three hours?" Jared guessed.

Blake quietly nods, again.

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"Well, at least that's way longer than me," Jared said.


Look, I'm just gonna point this out, right now:

My cat is clumsy. She gets to do whatever she wants, unless it's not something that results in her getting in trouble. So, I can potentially see my cat doing this.

Anyway, I hope you guys like this short! Leave a reveiw if you did!

Make sure to go vote on my poll on my profile; so you can answer "Which girl do you think should I fall in love with in 'Jared's Diary'?". It is a multi-select; where you can choose up to 3 women. Go vote now, and I'll see what you got!

And also, leave a suggestion on what do you want in these shorts! It can be anything... except lemons! Unless, if you want a lemon that is something like this, then go make it yourself. Sorry. I do not want to get into trouble by my parents.

See ya later, everyone!