Author's Note: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to Xandar's Helluva Adventures! Now we're in Season 2! But, just to clarify before we start, the first few chapters will switch between points of view. And yes, this chapter does start out the day after Ozzie's. Episode 2 will be around chapter four. There's tons of fun, drama, comedy and a new side of Xandar to come! With that being said, I don't own Helluva Boss, it belongs to Vivziepop. Here we go!
Chapter One: Another Day In Hell
Stolas' P.O.V:
I woke up with a groan. Looking around my greenhouse room and seeing the plants I wondered how I got here. Then I felt the bottle of alcohol next to me. I suddenly remembered what happened last night. Me and Blitzo being exposed, his anger...and my overwhelming sadness.
Sitting up with another groan, I stagger to the bathroom, a hangover taking effect. I reach for my bottle of medication labeled "Happy Pills," and accidentally knocked out over. Grunting, I take three and pop them into my mouth. I decided to then look at my photo memories. They are all of Blitzo...
I sigh sadly and decided to vent the best way I can...through song.
Stolas: Owl, in a cage, you show your age, your sweetness has run foul. Without a change you're lost, exhausted by your time. On stage, then you walked in my room and like sparks in the dark, Life was suddenly thrilling and new! What's between you and I? Just a comfortable lie, I'm the fool who believes when you look in my eyes...
I trailed off looking through my grimoire for a certain object. Crystals. Of course! If Blitzo doesn't truly like me, then he can use those instead. I threw the book in anger.
Stolas: Prince, all alone upon your throne, your power is so frail! You raise your voice, you have no choice inside your gilded...jaiiiiil.
I stepped toward the balcony and looked up at the stars. How could things get any worse?
"The Fuck are you doing?" Came the cruel voice. Of fucking course...it had to be her.
"Reflecting," I reply sourly hoping she'd walk away. But of course with her...there would only be more insults.
"Well stop! It's annoying to hear you screech in your silly words ALL the time," Stella complained. I growled and turned to her.
"Why are you still here? You leave with Via on weekends but stay inside the house despite everything!" I say in frustration. She smirks and I know what comes next. More insults.
"I like tormenting you! I want to keep reminding you of what you did," she replied gleefully. That's it! I can't take this!
"I know what I did!" I snap. "I'd feel bad if I hurt you, but we both know I didn't do that. You and I were arranged for one reason, to birth a precautionary heir to the Goetia family! Nothing more!" I glare at her.
"And you!" I continue. "You let Xandar seduce you! How could you do that when all of the family will now hate you?" I demanded.
"I didn't let him," Stella laughed. "It was me! I planned this!"
My blood ran cold. Hearing this made me upset...I threw out Xandar did no reason! "What-but-why-" I tried only for me to practically choke on my own words.
"I was NOT going to let a disgusting human stay with us. That would piss off the Goetia family even more!" She yelled. Oh That's the last straw! The last fucking straw!
"That's it!" I roared causing Stella to take a step back, but with a warning glare. "I am done with your shit! I want you out NOW!" I yelled.
"What do you mean, OUT?" She growls. I smirk with joy. Oh I'm going to love this.
"I mean out! Out of this palace, out of my life! We are getting-the-divorce!" I finished talking a deep breath. Her eyes widened and I saw her rage.
"HOW dare you?" She demanded taking a huge step towards me. I backed up. I know what's coming and I'm ready for it. "What do suppose the rest of the Goetia family will think? Andrealphus-" she says swinging her arm to slap me. I catch it in anger.
"I don't care what your arrogant brother thinks! And the only thing the Goetia family wants from our marriage is already seventeen, so it's over! I am done!" I yelled finally. She glared at me and pulled away.
"Fine," she replied. "I have no interest staying in the home of a traitorous EMBARRASSMENT! You have fallen from what little grace you've had...and I know you'll pay for it." She turned on a heel and left. I groaned leaning over the balcony. I need to make amends with Xandar...but I can't sense him anywhere...
ZZZ
Blitzo's P.O.V:
I woke up with a sigh. As I went to make breakfast I saw Loona. "Loonie?" I asked in surprise. She made two plates of eggs with three strips of bacon and two pancakes each.
"Don't get used to this Blitzo," she said with a sigh. I tilted my head. Something is wrong. She never once made breakfast for me. After another sigh, she looked into my eyes. Her makeup was smudged and looked like she'd been crying. "Xandar...he..." she tried before sobbing.
"Hey, hey Loonie!" I tried to sooth. "What happened? Is he hurt!?" I gasped. She shook her head and set the breakfast down before giving me a hug. I gasped and then hugged her back.
"He left a note...he's not in Hell anymore." I gasped. He...left? Where!? "I don't know where he is. I can't pick up his scent anywhere! Believe me Blitzo, I tried!"
"Loona," I said seriously lightly pushing her away. "We will find him. And I promise you, we are going to make amends. This isn't your fault! It's mine!" I sobbed. "I should've listened.
"I shouldn't have run a away..." she said after a minute of silence. "Let's just have breakfast," she sighed setting down forks before sitting down. I meant what I said. We are going to find him. No matter what.
ZZZ
Normal P.O.V:
A demon named Jack was bolting down the road. His friend and business partner Bill was killed by a crazy Dalmatian Hell Hound. Bill was now nothing but body parts strewn against the cement.
"Shit, shit, shit!" Jack was gasping. He turned around hearing footsteps. After darting his attention to an alleyway, he ran down it. Big mistake. There was nothing but a brick wall. "No!" Jack screamed. "It can't end like this!" He cried out.
"Oh, but it will!" The voice of the hell hound rang out. Upon turning around, he saw the Dalmatian holding a knife covered in blood walking towards him. "Unless...you tell me where he is!" The hound demanded.
"Please! Don't! I have a wife and kids!" Jack pleaded. As the hound glared he suddenly smirked. He then slashed Jack's chest causing him to cry out. "Fuck!"
"I will only ask ONE more time," the hound said. "Where is Arthur?" He growled.
"Ok! Ok! I'll talk," Jack stuttered. "He is located in the Greed Ring. But the only way to get there is by elevator! It's in the outskirts of Imp City!"
"Very good. Now," the hound said. "Deliver him a message. Tell him that Xandar Lee is looking for him."
"I'll tell him!" Jack said. In that moment Xandar laughed before slicing Jack's throat.
"I didn't say you'd deliver it alive."
Author's Note: And thus begins Season 2! I hope you guys like this first chapter. Until then, I'll see ya later!
Next time on Xandar's Helluva Adventures Season 2, Blitzo pays Moxxie and Millie a visit, Loona makes a threat and Xandar visits a certain Succubus for a steamy session.
