Interior: Konoha, Naruto's loft, bedroom, early morning.
Cuddling on the bed, Haku and Naruto gently kissed whilst they were naked from the waist up.
"Your warmth is so soothing and relaxing, Naruto," mused Haku, "I could curl up in your arms like a kitten, and stay there all day,"
"Yugito-chan said the same thing,"
"Who's she?"
"A good friend and a Kumo Kunoichi who also happens to be the Jinchuriki of Matatabi The two-tailed fire cat.
My superhuman body heat saved her from freezing to death on a mission we were on together."
"Ooh, so you got to snuggle with a pretty kitty?"
"Yeah… Yugito-chan's the one with the fire cat, so it's ironic that it wasn't the other way around."
Interior: Konoha, Ichiraku ramen, mid morning.
Seated across from Haku, Naruto happily smiled whilst holding her hand.
Haku wore black Anbu pants, and a short-sleeved ocean blue haori with white snow at the bottom.
A blue snowflake patterned shirt, that exposed her midriff from the front but stopped at her waistline from behind, with a matching battle skirt that stopped at her knees.
A white belt, blue shuriken and senbon holsters on either thigh.
Blue shinobi sandals, and a white medical pouch.
A blue Konoha headband, white fingerless gloves with blue metal plates, and a silver snowflake necklace.
"Who's your date, Naruto?" asked Ayame.
"This is Haku-chan," introduced Naruto, "Haku-chan, this is Ayame-chan."
The two women exchanged smiles.
"It's wonderful to meet you, Haku," mused Ayame, "and what would you like to order?"
"I've never had the privilege of eating ramen before.
I'll have the same as Naruto, and see how it goes."
Ayame giggled with a grin, "Fair warning, he eats enough for an army.
We named a dish after him so he can save time ordering,"
"Why am I not surprised?"
By the second mouthful, Haku was eating almost as fast as Naruto, "Kami, this is heavenly,"
Teuchi smiled, "Thank you very much, young lady."
As she found the duo, Shizune informed, "Lady Tsunade sent me to tell you that Haku's been officially assigned to team seven."
"Thanks, Shizune-chan." replied Naruto.
"You also have a council meeting I need to bring you to."
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Hokage tower, conference room, late morning.
Entering to see the full village council, except the late Danzo, present, Naruto maintained a blank expression, "I take it this is important?"
"Who are you?" demanded one of the civilian members.
"You know me as Naruto Uzumaki," answered Uzumaki, "My true name, my full name is Naruto Uzumaki-Senju-Namikaze.
I'm the son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki-Senju."
"Demon!" shouted another civilian member, "It's all lies! The demon can't possibly have relations with our beloved Yondaime!"
"Quiet!" bellowed Tsunade, "It's true, Naruto is Kushina and Minato's son!
Also, in case you've forgotten, he's mine and Jiraiya's grandson."
"Impossible! Yondaime never had a child!" protested a civilian.
"I was born on October tenth, and my parents had many enemies so my heritage was kept an S-rank secret.
And a Jinchuriki always has a close or family relationship with their village's Kage.
Just look at Killer Bee and the Raikage, they're brothers," replied Naruto, "Now, stop wasting everyone's time by questioning the legitimacy of my heritage, trash."
"Take away the whiskers and you literally have Minato Namikaze with Kushina-chan's red hair," pointed out Shikaku, "And there was hardly time to go through the paperwork beyond his birth certificate considering what was going on only an hour or so after his birth.
Not to mention Minato's enemies could have taken the chance to strike and declare war against us, while we were still weakened from the attack, if they knew the Yellow Flash's son survived."
"Bet the demon's so-called mother was just some gold digging whore." hypocritically mocked Mebuki Haruno who smugly added, "We, the civilian council, demand his so-called inheritance and all of his possessions be given to us as compensation for the kyuubi attack and allowing this freak's existence.
That the Namikaze demon brat be publicly executed.
And that the ice bitch, snake whore, that red eyed Witch, and the other wenches the demon hangs around with have their chakra sealed, and be gifted to Sasuke-Sama as breeding slaves, and to be used however he sees fit like the whores they are!"
Waves of ki radiated from every shinobi in the room, especially Naruto, Tsunade, Shisui, and the present Kunoichi.
"As the current head of the Uchiha clan, I reject everything Haruno-teme's just said," interjected Shisui, "She doesn't speak for the Uchiha clan, and we will not allow any such arrangements."
"Whoreuno-teme, how dare you say such things?" roared Naruto, the light in the room dimming as the ground shook, "How dare you disrespect the memory and legacy of my parents, and the Uzumaki, Namikaze and Senju clans?
How dare you spit on the memory and wishes of my father?
How dare you try to steal my birthright and inheritance?
How dare you even think of trying to use any woman like that?
How dare you make such demands?
You have no right, and are in no position, to demand anything!
You will get nothing, you trash!"
Mebuki greedily eyed a golden ring Naruto wore upon a silver necklace, "What is that ring?
It looks so… precious.
Tell me what it is! Give it to me!"
As his voice, deep and ominous, projected whilst he radiated ki and the room shook and all but a little light faded, Naruto, the only visible figure in the darkness, towered over the councils, "ASH NAZG DURBATULÛK!
ASH NAZG GIMBATUL!
ASH NAZG THRAKATULÛK!
AGH BURZUM-ISHI KRIMPATUL!"
The hidden Anbu, Hiruzen, Tsunade and the shinobi clan heads sweatdropped whilst most of the civilian council either fainted, trembled in sheer terror, or wet themselves.
Changing the topic when those amused finished laughing at the prank, Hiashi inquired, "Uzumaki-Senju-Namikaze-Sama, we were informed that you possess bloodlines.
Could you please grace us with a demonstration?"
With a smile, Naruto activated his Rinnegan, restrained the civilian and elders council to their chairs with wood style, and shot chakra chains through Mebuki's vital organs before they ripped off her head.
Withdrawing his chains, Naruto asked, "Do you require any further demonstrations?
I have some others as well."
"We've seen enough for now," assured Tsume.
"As information on my dojutsu is so scarce, I'll have to keep an eye on it.
No pun intended."
"Wait! He needs to let us go!
The demon's holding us hostage!" panicked a civilian council member.
"You have no authority to order my shinobi around," reminded Tsunade, "And Naruto's not a demon or a weapon!
He's a human being!
He's the one keeping kyuubi imprisoned, not the kyuubi itself!
How many times do we have to tell you idiots before you get it through your heads?"
Hiashi inquired, "Naruto, with your bloodline abilities, under the CRA you will be required to marry several wives.
Do you have anyone in mind for your first choice?"
"I will keep such personal things private, Hiashi-san."
"May we know why you don't wish to tell us?"
"Because my love life's a private and personal matter.
I may have some trust in the shinobi council.
But I don't trust the civilians or elders one bit," answered Naruto, "They outed my Jinchuriki status the moment they found out about it.
That was an S-rank military secret they had no right, authorisation or clearance to know anything about in the first place."
"Respectable reasoning."
"Also, participation in the CRA is completely voluntary on all sides, not mandatory." stated Naruto, "Before agreeing to participate, I insisted the act be thoroughly reviewed, revised, updated, and amended.
So matters such as consent, minimum age of participants, and their partners have been made much clearer and detailed.
And that the councils cannot force anyone to participate, or force people into a relationship." earning a nod of approval from the present women.
"For the record, I won't tolerate partners or potential partners being targeted, pressured, coerced, or forced into it." asserted Naruto.
"We would never allow an innocent to be harmed because of-" began an elder.
"You lying bastard of a mortal!
Naruto-kun was innocent, yet your village's tortured, abused, ostracised, vilified, isolated, and terrorised him for years!" snapped Kurama who spoke aloud, making the councils freeze.
"Kurama-chan, now's not the time," interjected Naruto.
"No, this is exactly the right time!
After all the shit they've put you through, I have a lot to say, so let me say it!"
"Go for it, you cheeky Vixen."
Kurama ranted, "Shame on Konoha and its Council!
The corrupt pieces of shit on the civilian and elders council turned the entire village against Naruto, Kushina-chan and Minato-kun's son, when he did nothing wrong!
They even encouraged torturing and trying to kill him when he was only a baby! A freaking baby!
They wanted him dead in less than twenty-four hours of his birth!
Now they're attempting to seize his inheritance and his family's fortunes and assets for themselves!"
"I've noticed, Kura-chan." sighed Naruto.
"They'll probably start sucking up to you now they all know you have bloodlines and clan ties they can't deny.
And you're not just some random orphan they can make their pariah, scapegoat, and outlet to vent everyone's hatred on.
They've tortured, abused and terrorised you all throughout your childhood, and encouraged and allowed others to do the same!
And they have the nerve to call me a demon?"
"What'd you expect from politicians?"
"With your lineage and bloodlines, some of the clan heads may want you to mate with their daughters, heiresses or not.
Although we both know you adore some of them more as siblings." stated Kurama, "Or maybe a clan head will want to marry you.
You always did like strong, wild, feral and feisty women."
Noticing people eyeing her, Tsume grew a tick mark, "What the hell are you staring at?"
"The lesser known clans and ones without bloodlines of their own may also want to increase their own power and prestige.
Or improve their status in society through a marriage to the descendant of a Kage." continued Kurama.
"If they wanted the latter, wouldn't Asuma-san be married with children of his own by now?" deadpanned Naruto.
"Hey! I'm sitting right here!" indignantly called Asuma, seated as head of the Sarutobi clan.
Kurama stated, "Smoking's a huge turn off for the ladies, and a foul addiction that kills your insides.
It makes your breath smell so revolting it should be considered chemical warfare."
"Kurama-chan, you're an immortal spirit of pure chakra.
You're literally a sentient mass of chakra.
How and why do you know what turns humans on or off in the first place?" wondered Naruto whilst half of the council was blushing.
"Naru-kun, you're only my first male Jinchuriki.
Watching your predecessors and you going through puberty was entertaining.
I've seen things that would inspire Pervy Sage and every other porn and smut author to write several new books."
"You are not discussing my sex life with Pervy Sage."
"Thank Kami that duck-faced emo, Sasuke-teme, is a boy, or the council might've tried setting you two up,"
"Do not put that image in my…" began Naruto whose mind was flooded with mental images, "Quit it, or I'll come in there and spank you."
"Do you prefer older women?" asked Kurama, "You know some damn sexy ones."
"And we're not discussing them in front of politicians and criminals, okay, Kura-chan?"
"Agreed, Naru-kun.
And you know I love you."
"Awww, I love you too, Kurama-chan."
"Good, since we're together till death do us part.
We're like a married couple."
"You're a very cheeky vixen."
"I'm your cheeky Vixen, my dear Naruto-kun."
The Council had no idea how to respond to the conversation between the Jinchuriki and his tenant.
"Are you two finished?" asked Tsunade as she looked at Naruto, and Kurama by extension.
"For now, but she'll want to finish this later," answered Naruto who gave an exaggerated sigh, "See what I have to deal with?"
"Do you have to put up with that sort of thing often?" Shikaku asked.
"Yes."
"Troublesome."
As his eyes turned cold and his demeanour imposing whilst he leaked ki, Naruto informed, "Hokage-Sama, as heir of the Senju, Uzumaki and Namikaze clans, I demand retribution and vengeance…
Not upon everyone in the village who's done horrible things to me.
Most of them were merely pawns and puppets of the guilty parties.
The bastards I'm asking for vengeance upon are the civilian and elders councils.
And I will have compensation for all the shit they've put me through!"
"Naruto-kun, let's hear some of the charges." insisted Tsunade, "So we all hear from you what you've been through.
Most of us have already read all of your reports on each incident."
"Why don't we start with multiple accounts of high treason?
They've been trying to usurp the Hokage's authority, and steal the Hokage's power and control over the village for themselves.
And there's been countless attempts to overthrow and undermine our political and military structure," replied Naruto, "This isn't a democracy, ya know?"
He continued, "Then there's how they, along with Danzo and the elders, told Princess Tsunade, my own grandmother, that I died during the kyuubi attack orchestrated by a man claiming to be Madara Uchiha.
For twelve years, they denied me the chance to have a relationship with maybe my only living relative.
They also told my Godfather, Jiraiya, the same lie, but I thankfully met him by the time I was six." earning stunned expressions.
"Sabotaging the village's military might, and our shinobi education system.
Lowering the academy's standards, and staff's willingness to properly teach all of their students through corruption and blackmail.
Leaking S-rank secrets, like my Jinchuriki status, to the village's population.
Lying to the village by telling everyone I was kyuubi in human form instead of the one keeping everyone safe from her.
And dishonouring the dying wishes of the Yondaime Hokage, who wanted me to be seen as a hero."
Naruto wasn't done, "Reckless endangerment of a ward of the state, which I was due to them interfering with every attempt to adopt me prior to the return of Tsunade-chan.
Severe negligence, denial of support, medical treatment and care of a child.
Repeated violations of the same child's human rights.
Traumatisation, isolation, ostracization, and emotional, psychological, spiritual, physical and verbal abuse of said child."
"Keep going." encouraged Tsume.
"Inciting thousands of accounts of torture, abduction, assault, and attempted murder of said child.
Hundreds of accounts of theft, breaking and entering, arson, destruction of property, and domestic terrorism.
There's even been attempts of sexual assault against me by," continued Naruto, "Then there's earlier's attempt to steal my inheritance and birthright for themselves.
That part leads me to suspect some of them knew who I was related to all along.
And that's why they're so hell-bent on having me killed.
Both of my parents had numerous enemies of many forms including the entire civilian council which Dad was going to abolish because of their corruption."
"Their demand to turn several Kunoichi into the breeding stock of Sasuke Uchiha who they've been handing everything on a silver platter to since the Uchiha massacre," added Naruto, "They also conspired with the traitor Danzo-teme to wipe out the Uchiha clan so they could groom Sasuke into leading a new one under their control.
The elders and civilian council intentionally kept both Shisui and Izumi Uchiha away from the village on prolonged missions to further sell the deception of Sasuke being the last Uchiha besides Itachi."
After a moment, Naruto added, "If he wasn't illegally classed as a missing-nin right now, Itachi would be the Uchiha clan head as next in line after his father.
By clan law, he can lay legitimate claim to the position, and challenge Shisui for it if he chooses or deems it necessary.
Furthermore, there were no non-Uchiha casualties as a result of the Uchiha massacre, making it an internal clan affair.
Legally, Itachi has the diplomatic immunity and protection of a clan head, which makes his missing-nin status a breach of Konoha law."
"Will you please elaborate on this conspiracy you speak of?" requested Shikaku before each clan head was given a folder full of evidence.
With all of the guilty council members now drenched in their own sweat and trembling in terror from Naruto's ki, Tsunade nodded to her grandson.
When Naruto was finished torturing and executing the traitorous civilian and elders councils whose corpses were incinerated by black flames, Tsunade declared, "I hereby abolish the civilian council.
And give all of their business, shareholdings, assets, possessions, resources, property and funds, etc, along with those of the late Danzo and the elders, to Naruto as compensation for making his life a living hell and continually trying to kill him, effective immediately.
Along with compensation for all funds stolen from him over the years." which was met with unanimous approval.
"Thank you." sighed Naruto.
"I'll have Inoichi and Ibiki speak to Sasuke to see if he had any knowledge of that stunt Haruno tried to pull regarding your friends."
"If Sasuke's behind this, I'll kill him myself,"
"And you'll be within your rights to do so."
"If you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with Dr Teuchi.
I've contracted a rare virus called ramen-starved, and the only cure is Ichiraku ramen." casually mentioned Naruto, earning laughter.
"Your father made the same joke after his first council meeting." mused Choza.
Later.
Interior: Konoha, Shinobi Lounge, afternoon.
As he entered with Haku, Naruto spotted two familiar Kunoichi, "Anko-chan, Nai-chan, can we join you?"
"Hey, lover," greeted Anko.
"Of course you can," assured Kurenai, "And who might this young lady be?"
Seated next to Uzumaki and Yuhi, Haku smiled, "I am Haku Yuki, Naruto's new roommate,"
Anko grinned, "I can tell we're going to have fun together."
"Nice to meet you, Haku-chan." added Kurenai before they were joined by Hana and Yugao.
"Does anyone else see the ghost of Yondaime-Sama?" joked Yugao.
"It's our Naruto," replied Kurenai, "and he's brought a new friend to meet us,"
After sniffing the air, Hana smirked, "Oh? Are they just friends?
My senses are picking up an interesting scent from them."
"We're dating." confirmed Haku.
Anko gripped one of Naruto's hands, "We're sharing Naruto-kun, Snow White.
He was mine first."
Haku nodded, "He has mentioned that."
Hana turned to Naruto, "How was making out with Nai-chan in front of the Genin?
I heard you got hard."
Cheeks flushed, Naruto raised an eyebrow at the Genjutsu Mistress, "You told them about that?"
"We keep no secrets from each other."
"Fair enough, Nai-hime."
"Is it true the Council's putting you under the CRA?" asked Hana.
"Yes." confirmed Naruto.
After they were filled in on the events of the council meeting, and given a few minutes to calm down, Anko inquired, "So, are the brats going to do the Chunin exams this year?
Or is Kakashi being a bad teacher, and not teaching his brats shit?"
"Why spoil the surprise?" teased Naruto before Anko made eye contact from barely an inch away.
After a brief staring contest, Anko gave him a quick kiss, "Keep your secrets, but I'll taste your blood outside the forest, before the second stage,"
"It's a date." quipped Naruto.
"So, Hana-chan, why did you want to know if Naruto was under the CRA?" asked Anko.
"I've met a lot of alpha male wannabes, but he's a real Alpha." replied the Inuzuka girl.
"Are you hinting that you want Naruto-kun to assert his dominance as an alpha male over you?" asked Haku, "I'm sure he'll break your will, and tame you as his submissive, obedient, and loyal pet."
Hana blushed, "Oh, shut up."
"If you really want to try a romantic relationship between us, I'm willing to give us a go, Hana-chan," interjected Naruto, "With Anko-hime, Nai-hime, Tenten-hime and Haku-hime's permission,"
"I'll think about it, Naru-kun."