It sucks Chip didn't sing in either the original movie or the remake. What if he did?


Chip on her Shoulder - Parody of Chip on my Shoulder from Legally Blonde

Beast:

[Belle leaves the West Wing, planning to leave and save her dad.]

Love

I put my faith in love

I followed where it led

To my personal circle of hell

It has not worked out well

I wish that I were dead

Cause instead of turning normal

I'm gonna stay like this

A total laughing stock

Someone her friend could just mock

So go on, here's my head

Just hand over the rock

[Chip overheard the Beast singing to himself and came in.]

Chip:

Ok

I grew up in a castle feeling glum

With my mom and a series of bums

Guys who showed me all the ways a guy could fail

I got through it just feeling glad

That I have a part to add

So forgive me for not weeping at your tale

Beast:

Well, excuse me just because you can't be a chip on anyone's shoulder.

[Chip heard that line and took it literally.]

Chip:

You know what?

I'll be a Chip on her shoulder

Big as a boulder

With this chance I've been given, I'll be driven as hell

I've got a part, I can taste it

I'm not gonna waste it

I'll be a Chip on her shoulder

I'm gonna follow that Belle


[Chip sneaks into Belle's bag without anyone noticing him. Belle rides out of the castle, finds her dad in the snow, and saves him. Once she makes it home, Gaston comes in, learns of the beast, and rallies the town to kill him. He locked Belle and her father in the basement of their house so they wouldn't intervene. However, none of them noticed Chip.]

Chip:

This a Chip on her shoulder

Is smarter and bolder

No more whining or blaming

I'll use this here ride

[Chip uses the "ride" to free Belle and her father from the basement.]

Belle:

Let's head back and do this

Together we will get through this

This Chip on my shoulder

Let's see him knock them aside


[Belle and Chip ride back to the castle. The Beast was fighting Gaston on the rooftop. That's when he saw them.]

Beast:

Guess she got a Chip on her shoulder

Strong as a boulder

With a chance he's been given, he gotta be driven as hell

She got a Chip on her shoulder

Guess you can never tell

He is a Chip on Belle


A.N.

Well, I know I'm gonna regret posting this.