It sucks Chip didn't sing in either the original movie or the remake. What if he did?
Chip on her Shoulder - Parody of Chip on my Shoulder from Legally Blonde
Beast:
[Belle leaves the West Wing, planning to leave and save her dad.]
Love
I put my faith in love
I followed where it led
To my personal circle of hell
It has not worked out well
I wish that I were dead
Cause instead of turning normal
I'm gonna stay like this
A total laughing stock
Someone her friend could just mock
So go on, here's my head
Just hand over the rock
[Chip overheard the Beast singing to himself and came in.]
Chip:
Ok
I grew up in a castle feeling glum
With my mom and a series of bums
Guys who showed me all the ways a guy could fail
I got through it just feeling glad
That I have a part to add
So forgive me for not weeping at your tale
Beast:
Well, excuse me just because you can't be a chip on anyone's shoulder.
[Chip heard that line and took it literally.]
Chip:
You know what?
I'll be a Chip on her shoulder
Big as a boulder
With this chance I've been given, I'll be driven as hell
I've got a part, I can taste it
I'm not gonna waste it
I'll be a Chip on her shoulder
I'm gonna follow that Belle
[Chip sneaks into Belle's bag without anyone noticing him. Belle rides out of the castle, finds her dad in the snow, and saves him. Once she makes it home, Gaston comes in, learns of the beast, and rallies the town to kill him. He locked Belle and her father in the basement of their house so they wouldn't intervene. However, none of them noticed Chip.]
Chip:
This a Chip on her shoulder
Is smarter and bolder
No more whining or blaming
I'll use this here ride
[Chip uses the "ride" to free Belle and her father from the basement.]
Belle:
Let's head back and do this
Together we will get through this
This Chip on my shoulder
Let's see him knock them aside
[Belle and Chip ride back to the castle. The Beast was fighting Gaston on the rooftop. That's when he saw them.]
Beast:
Guess she got a Chip on her shoulder
Strong as a boulder
With a chance he's been given, he gotta be driven as hell
She got a Chip on her shoulder
Guess you can never tell
He is a Chip on Belle
A.N.
Well, I know I'm gonna regret posting this.