A/N: Loosely based on comments two coworkers made about a student's dad recently. For the record, I thought it was a little inappropriate. But I had to apply it to Densi, of course.
"Ooh, here he comes,"
"What's he wearing?"
"Dress shirt and jeans."
"Who are you talking about?"
"The new hot dad. Susan, don't stare!"
"Aw, his wife came with this time."
Outside, Kensi and Deeks walk across the school parking lot, each holding a twin's hand.
"There's about half a dozen women staring at us from the office right now," Kensi observes.
"Oh, I'm well aware," Deeks says. "It happens almost every day. That's why I brought you with."
"Unbelievable. Using your wife as a shield against your fawning fan club."
"Yep," Deeks agrees shamelessly. He kisses her hand, winking at her. "I love you."
"I bet they're swooning after that," Kensi guesses. "Or cursing the health of our relationship."
"What are you talking about?" Sophia asks, frowning up at Kensi.
"Nothing, Sweetie."
"Is it how everybody thinks dad's cute?" Caleb asks.
"How do you know that?" Deeks says, drawing to a stop close to the front entrance.
"They talk about you a lot," Caleb explains matter-of-factly. Deeks splutters in surprise. "Especially the day you wore a blue shirt. My teacher keeps saying 'if I were 15 years younger' but I don't really get that part."
"Absolute menace," Kensi says, laughing as Deeks flushes lightly. "Can't take you anywhere."