The Goku Isekai Fanfiction

by Xx8GokuFan8xX

Our brave hero gets sucked into a portal and is thrown into the dragon ball world, what adventures await? find out in this thrilling tale.

I awake in my bed with my favorite body pillow sagging in the corner like a bag of peas, the day was dark and gloomy and the rats were shivering in the cold. I muster up the strength to walk towards the moldy kitchen to grab myself the stale potato chips, as I stuff my face full of the cardboard tasting chips I hear a thump and an ethereal wind rushing in through my room. The mystic gust blows the remaining chip fragments out from my unkempt beard. I stumble through the hallway into my room and find a blue mysterious vortex. My heart begins to seize and I clench onto my chest as my vital organ beats wildly and I frantically try to grab my meds on the other side of the room but the piles of filth had other ideas and I tripped and fell towards the vortex and all I saw was black.

I awake on some green grass and hear birds chirping as my ears unclog, I leap towards the nearest puddle for a nice unsanitized drink but as I spot my reflection my jaw drops. My chin was beardless and my skin was silky smooth, I look like a different man but strangely similar I back away in shock but make the fatal mistake of not looking for rocks so I tumble down a hill, my mangled body lays down but a kind gentleman grabs my hand and pulls me up, that iconic orange outfit with the fancy spiky hair. It's Goku! from my favorite show ever! " Are you hurt?" he gently says as he caresses my broken arm and the bone protruding from my leg. then Goku eats bread and spontaneously combusts, it was quite a shock but then Goku came flying back in with his Saiyan powers and heals my wounds. Then he softly kisses me on my moldy forehead Then he flys away with his mighty power straight into arizona and dies of a horrific and painful heatstroke (its hotz) then goku reincarnated and turns jewish and kills jesus and becomes A horrifying ebay then he goes into fortnight and then i jump into a ditch and kill my self because the new item shop didn't have chung li.

Goku introduces me to his wife who I promptly strangle to death, he screams in fear as i turn my head with my glowing red eyes. Goku comes to the realization that he is going to die and he tries to fly away but i grab onto his foot and chew it bravely with a tear in my eye, he is screaming in fear and pain and i pull out my large knife and stab his leg over and over and the leg falls off and so do i then i hit my head on the ground and black out. I find myself at my house in the dark and i hear knocks "Its me goku" then i run into another room as he repeats the same phrase for 2 minutes then he bust open my door and tries to find me i hid under the bed with my feet out. He spots my soft gentle feet and grabs me and throws me across my house and start to rapidly punch me with each punch sending shockwaves through my body and into my tingly feet then he throws me onto the bed where he jumps of the bed and bounces and with a thunderous laugh "hee hee hee oh ha hee" I scream in fear as Goku decides to jump on me instead, My bones crack and shatter as his powerful feet break my spine and ribs. With my legs broken goku is about to kill me off, but wait who's that? JOE SWATSON?!1/1Q?Q?Q?Q?Q?Q?Q/2/?!11?! Goku then rips joe's head off and drinks his blood, I spout "SELF DESTRUCT CODE 115" then goku short circuits and it turns out it was Goku-bot 9000 and i use the parts to make goku boat Then i go into space and my organs spontaneously combust but that's fine cause all of them were crushed by goku bot 9000 then i woke up to me soaring the space seas. where i get in an awesome fight with space pirates. "YARRRG" they shout as they shoot and plunder my boat, but i have a trump card, a gun. I shoot the space pirates to death and they die to death. Then i go to planet nameyka and get jumped by the police when i was in space jail I had a chance to escape. I pulled the red leather couch out of my bucket and beat the guards to death because of Green grass. Then i scape and then goku tellls me to train with him. Then i train with him and eat my veggies grow big and strong and muschakalr then goku wants to fight he punches once and turn into ashes. I eat spinach and muscles bulge out and i punch him straight in his stupid anime face but then he gives me this look

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Goku then gathers his dandruff into one big ball and throws it at me, then he converts to christianity and helps me calls me a non jewish friend. Then i quickly run into a closet (because you need to fight in fashion) and then come out of the closet and put on a tuxedo and tell goku to fight me. Then he grabs me by my hair andd yankees it off then he trys to kamahahma but he rethinks and gives me stage 4 cancer, my hair grows out faster as my fat rolls shrivel up and die my vision blurs and darkens and everything is getting colder oh god i'm dying help me please, i then put on makeup and go into the woman's bathroom but they kick me out so i seek a new community and disguise myself as a black person by painting my face dark and putting on big red lipstick and then i go into the hood and deal drugs then goku tell sme that drugs are bad. So i told goku to kill himself and get got mad and ripped my fingernails off with a razorblade, I scream in pain "AAAAA" and he chuckles to himself as i spasm on the floor then goku hits me with an axe and i bleed out on the floor while he laughs "oh ha hee hee ho ra hee hee ha ha hee ha ha ha he ha ah oh" and then john lennon bursts through the door and screams "I'M JOHN LENNON ORA HA YUUUU" and then john lennon and goku get in a super awesome fight where it looks like goku is losing but then the evil music goes on and goku has red eyes and unhinges his jaw and bites john lennon's head off

I run as fast as i can as goku lunges for me on all fours, I find an alleyway where i quickly hide and goku dashes past, i can feel the wind ripping by as i hide, i run through the alleyway and find the same blue vortex but this time with a face and a witty personality "hiya there pal!" it gurgles out, "whatcha doing?". i politely tell it to shut up but i'm too late, goku spots my voluptuous butt from the corner and rushes forward with the rage of a thousand suns, i fall over in shock and everything goes black

i'm back in my room but then goku comes over to me and starts to rapidly beat me with a woodem sticks then goku says naughty kitty = naughty times. Then he throws me against the walla dn breaks 82% of my bones. Then Joe swatison coems in and goku tries to hit him but then Joe swatson uses police brutality and beats him uo then goku become MUI then breaks joeswatson legs. I escape through the 12 story building window thats at the tippy top Kiley Jenner trys to tell me to dont do it then i WWE body slam her to the paventment and grab a chair and jump off and before i hit the ground i jump off the chair. I run away and then goku comes right behind me and i says "Hes right behind me isnt e" Before goku does kamehameha! Drake the singer comes and tells goku it isnt him then goku hits drake so hard his head flys off like the 1822 july Ufo after almost getting shot down. Then I run and goku runs after me gayley i g into a cellar and george flyoed came over and we made out then i leave and give him a kiss then the disappears and then before goku kills me Chris Chan coms in and Makes out with goku I run over int a random house and see ronnie mcnut and tell him to not shoot himself and we make out tenderly and and i run away then i hear a shot in the background and the samsung ringtone then i jump out of a car and become tom cruise and i take a tom cruise over the united states ocean and jump off the yacht and break both my legs, goku swoops in and heals me because he is a big fan of my movies and i am scared because he might see through my outer shell but he is quickly smitten by a female actress, i forget the name of it. i rush into my hotel room and take a nap, i have a nightmare about goku proposing to me and we get married, i wake up covered in sweat and fear juice. then i realized far too late, like comically late, like i forgot late, that goku has escaped into the real world. he flew back to arizona to get his revenge, he steals a nuclear missile from the evil government and blows up the arizona state

Then the govetrment dsummon the lorax to touch his tranny tree something like that i didnt pay attention. Goku says he always wanted to go to new york so we realistically superman 3 fly to new york but instead of it being romantic there homeless people injecting themselves with herione and have the street littered with trash. We left and flew to planet naymek but we stayed to for 2 minutes cause a fell in love with the pavement then goku threw me across the solar system and we appiered in new jersey and there was weed smoke everywhere cause marowanna. So we left and Krillin faught us then we had to fight him we were getting trashed sdo bad that my bones broke. Goku healed me and we became the ult life form He Became Ultra Instinct Goku and i became A truck. I ram into krillin and he threw me into the sun and goku saves me then i become mui truck and i ram into him with my honk honk but it wasnt krillin it was 6 year old child i noticed that my surroundings and see that my affects have worn off so i smoked more crack and i went back to fight krillin

The fight was long and hard and we beat him then we merged and turned into a fighter jet and destroyed him then me and goku made out and went to play fortnight for 2 days straight till we eventlly fell asleep then i wake up in a jell sell and apperntly i was arrested for

Public Nudity

Manslaughter

Drugs

Cartel

Going into a store and asking for a bathtub wash

I escape with my extremely buttery finger and go back to goku and have fun in the sun then we went to the beah and got attacked by a Dinosaur Ahhh scarry! Then we rapidly attack it with out ninja moves but then my sorrunding went clear i was legit drowning in a bathtub and was making my cat go into cardiac arrest after drowning him in the bathtub then i need more of my emergency Goku See ya see er and me and goku fight betrus and fight everyone and became so powerful like its so powerful and then elon musk tried to stop me by throwing acid on my body and i told him i dont consent so then i told a trusted adult and he go taken into a sewege pipe where he was shanked from homeless people. Then me and goku kill vegata or whatever his name is i only watched 1 episdoe and im imagineing everything. Then we had to fight the final finalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinalfinal boss and it was chris chan that master of fan fiction then me and him battle it up then we beat him so hard he runs naked in the streets and gets tased by the police i tell goku goodbye and we take our seprete ways then i run away like a anime girl UwU and then i throw my body to my bed and wake up to the rats partying cause they found my crack and smoked it noooooooooo, so i rushed over to the police station because they have crack and i politely ask them for some crack but they laugh in my face like i'm some sort of joke, my eyes begin to water and my fists curl up in rage, i scream " GIVE ME MY FREAKING CRACK " and start violently and rapidly punching the old and dying lady at the desk and grab a stapler and threaten to staple her throat if i don't get my crack, the police see my behavior and tell me to drop the stapler, i immediately comply because i'm nice and then they try to lock me away, "GET OFF OF ME" i yelp, I beg and beg and with one last breath i yell "GOKU PLEASE HELP ME GOKU PLEASE, I KNOW YOU'RE REAL, I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, PLEASE HELP ME!" I puke on the cops and they throw me on the cell floor where I cry and cry. then some freaky old man told me "I got some crack for ya!" I lunged at the wall where I heard the voice and pleaded to him "please mister, oh please give me some crack!" and so he snuck the crack through a hole in the wall and gave it to me, and I was back in Goku land.

Me and goku hold hands and run over to the ice cream shop which we promptly rob and we get free ice cream and some weird green paper with a face on it. then a giant rodent with a brutal looking face tattoo comes over and slaps me on the belly and says "MMMMM this is good meat"

Goku tells me to wake up and i say no you freak then i go up to him and search his pockets for crack then i run away but he was furious so i hopped in a car and drove at the speed of light and hit many children on the way of course they were evil because they wearnt crack so i kept riding till i hit the telephone pole and went flying into a deli and then i smoked the bacon and hopped back in my car and rode on the side walk cause side walk = Side mission and a police officer i mean a evil goku went into my car and knocked me out and i woke up in a cell. Like cell from goku i grab my emergency crack an-lizer and begin smoking but then a gaurd comes in my cell and beats me up so i had to do what i had to do and grab the cop and throw him but he was to strong and then he grabbed me by the throat and chocked me to death and said LOL! then i barbecued the cop to death and everyone began to run away so i chased them and light speed and ate their leg and then goku appeared before me and told me "dont do bad stuff" so of course i rip off his nose and do public nudity again then i come home to see my 2 kids and they said "Daddy please dont beat us again" i hugged them and beat them with a belt once more then i locked them in the celler and went back to goku land with my crack goku told me i need to stop beating my kids so i told him i wont ever do that again and we skipped so silly, so then we hip hopped into the hood and we fought bad guys and we became so cool! Then i wake up in the moring to see i got robbed! Oh NO! Then i become a detective and look in my cellar and MY KIDS ARE GONE NOOO. i find them at a donut shop and put leashes on them then i take them home and i couldnt deal with them so i use those leashes to hang my kids and run away Privately like a snake then i went home and napped the end but then i awake in my bed in a menacing way and i go outside to see aliens are invading. This was my time so i started powering up and i knew soon i would turn into SSJ then i crapped my self and was really embarrassing cause the aliens were watching then they trickshotted john kennedy shot in the head. I then watch my life flash before my eyes then i die and out of know where goku saves me and kisses me on my forehead and saves me for dying then he oneshots the aliens cause hes cool like that and then i notice wait im not on crack so this is reL!i then fight bad guys and we win then i wake up it was a dream then i cant stand this fake reality so i grab a shotgun and say "guess thats it" and blow myself up

Then I wake up back in my old and smelly room, piles of filth, rancid underwear, and rats freezing to death while the bugs melt in my computer. This is home and this is who i am.