A long time ago, there was these seven Chaos Emeralds that have special powers. Over the years, Dr. Robotnik has stolen the emeralds multiple times, but Sonic the Hedgehog always puts a stop to him, Knuckles the Echidna has always guarded the Master Emerald which holds the seven Chaos Emeralds. One day, something was about to change, Sonic won't be saving the emeralds this time, instead a fat man with a mustache and red hat will save the world from an evil red monster who pretends to be this cute and cuddly muppet.
Knuckles was guarding his master emerald.
KNUCKLES: I'm bored.
Just then he heard footsteps getting louder and louder.
KNUCKLES: Who's there?
???: Gaack ack ack ack!
KNUCKLES: Show yourself, Robotnik!
???: That's what you think, Guardian of the seven Chaos Emeralds, for it is I, Sir Grodus!
ATHAIR: What's going on, Knuckles?
Just then, Sir Grodus zaps Athair with his lightning.
KNUCKLES: Great-Grandfather!!!
He then rushes up to his now dying Great-Grandfather
KNUCKLES: Athair, speak to me!
ATHAIR: *coughs* Knuckles.
KNUCKLES: *teary-eyed* Athair, please don't die.
ATHAIR: Knuckles, you must understand, I'm super old, very very old, but, I must use one last power to protect the emeralds.
KNUCKLES: And what's that supposed to be?
Using every last of his strength, Athair snapped his fingers.
GRODUS: At last, the Chaos Emeralds will be mine
Just then, the six Chaos Emeralds flew across different places all around the world, and did I (The Narrator) say "six" and not "seven"? Well, Sir Grodus managed to keep one of them in his hands while the other six got scattered.
GRODUS: No! I was supposed to have all seven emeralds, now Lord Eggman will kill me! I gotta get outta here!
And with that... Pow! He's gone!
KNUCKLES: He took off! And he works for Robotnik! We gotta get Sonic to save the Chaos Emeralds before Robotnik does!
ATHAIR: Not this time, lad.
KNUCKLES: What do you mean, "not this time"?
ATHAIR: According to my last predictions, a fat man with a mustache, blue overalls, red shirt, and a red hat should save the Chaos Emeralds.
KNUCKLES: You mean to tell me that Mario's gonna do it?
ATHAIR: I love you, Knuckles. I always will.
And with those last words, Athair passed away, with Knuckles sobbing. Meanwhile, at Julian Robotnik's lair.
EGGMAN: Are you stupid, Grodus?!?
GRODUS: I'm really sorry, sir. At least I got one of them, right?
EGGMAN: Ugh, you were supposed to get all seven of them! You know what, you and your crappy X-Naut buds and those shadow ghost thingies are banned from my troops! Get out of my lair or I will robotisize you!
GRODUS: Fine, we'll get out of your stupid presence!
As Grodus, Lord Crump, and the X-Nauts we're heading out of the lair, Grodus had a wicked idea.
GRODUS: Don't worry, Eggman. I will get out of your presence.
LORD CRUMP: Uh, Grodus, what are you...?
GRODUS: Silence! You and the X-Nauts will now obey me, is that understood?
LORD CRUMP: Yes, sir!
GRODUS: We will revive that Shadow Queen without Eggman!
LORD CRUMP: Yeah, baby!
He then stole the Death Egg which Eggman noticed its noises.
EGGMAN: What?!? Is he...?
He saw the Death Egg taking off.
EGGMAN: Noooooo!!! My Death Egg!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Grodus then lands Eggman's Death Egg on the Alien Planet.
GRODUS: Now then, we will use the teleporter to kidnap some princess, while you, Lord Crump, find someone who knows about the Chaos Emeralds and make them talk!
LORD CRUMP: Will do, Sir Grodus!
Tomorrow morning, Peach was at Rogueport, still upset about the divorce Mario filed for.
PEACH: Man, why did Mario have to do this to me, and his sister thinks I'm a jerk! I need to win him back somehow, if only Bowser could come and kidnap me again.
GRODUS: You say you wanna get kidnapped?
PEACH: Who's there?
With no time to react, Grodus immediately whacked Peach with a frying pan and took her to his lair. Meanwhile at the Mario Bros. Mansion, Mario was just laying in bed with his pet goat, Cassie, thinking about his old partners that helped him save the Star Spirits a couple of years ago.
MARIO: Cassie, I'm-a bored.
Cassie bahs at his words.
MARIO: I wonder what I should do without my good friends.
Mario then notices his video games.
MARIO: You know what, maybe I should play a little bit of video games, they'll cheer me up. Let's see... what do I want to play...?
Just then he heard a knock on the window, he went to go check and it was none other than Parakarry.
MARIO: Parakarry, what are you doing?
PARAKARRY: Mario, I just want you to know that your sister's at the door. Oh, and your parents, too!
MARIO: What the mama-mia?!
Mario went up to his front door.
MARIO: Jungle Cat? What the mama-mia are you doing here?
PAULINE: Hey Brother, I wanna tell you, we're having a Mario family vacation!
JUMPMAN: Yes son, we're going to Rogueport for our vacation!
LADY: Yes, and where's Luigi?
MARIO: Well, he's out doing something real quick.
Luigi was heading back to the mansion
LUIGI: Hey Ma, hey Pa, sorry I'm a little late. I was doing something.
JUMPMAN: It's alright son, you made right on time.
LADY: Pack your stuff, boys, get whatever you need, 'cause we're cruisin'!
MARIO & LUIGI: Okey dokie!
So the Marios got their stuff ready and went to Peach's Castle.
TOAD: 'Sup, Marios?
JUMPMAN: Hey, we were going to Rogueport for a vacation.
TOAD: A vacation! That sounds fun! How long are you gonna stay here?
JUMPMAN: For a whole week!
TOAD: In that case, you have to get the key from Bowser in the Dark World.
MARIO: Oh, this should be easy.
So they all went to the Dark World and made it to Bowser.
BOWSER: Marios, I'll kill you all.
But Mario grabbed Bowser's tail and spun him around and threw him to that spike bomb and they got the key. They then got out of the castle.
MARIO: Yeah!
TOAD: Take care!
And so they were on their way to Rogueport.
To Be Continued
P.S.: this was based off of my old fan made comics where Mario wanted to live in Rogueport but he had to get a key from Bowser in order to do so.