Mabel looked at the Dips man and said "So Mister Dipper Pines..m What ever happened with that weird syringe you were jabbed with?" Dippers face sunk... "Erm. The Doctors haven't given the test results back yet.. ive been waiting for them to call.. I don't feel any weirder, but I wouldn't know yet.."
As if on queue, the phone rung, it was the Unnamed Doctor from the show Gravity Falls and he giggled, wiggled and said "Dipper. You've got aids.. you got the AIDs from that syringe ya see..." Dipper vegan to scream and cry and cough up AIDs infested blood. He looked at Mabwls beautiful big bulging eyes and screamed "IVE GOT AIDS" at her, so loud that she got tinnitus.
Mabel giggled a giggly giggle and licked her bracws and began to mockingly sing "Dippers got Gay AIDs Dippers got Gay AIDs" This enraged Dipper. He felt something in his head snap. He pushed her away, looked into Mabel's eyes and said "The Earth is Hungry. Its Heart throbs and demands cleansing. It's also thirsty. do you understand what this means.. " Stan looked at Dipper weirdly, feeling uneasy about the interaction between the Twins "Hey, Hey, Are you okay there Champ? It's not the end of the world" He placed a nervous hand on Dippers back. Dipper calmly left the room, acting like he didn't just hit his Sister.. "Sheesh Mabel, what's his deal?" he laughed.. "How about we go and get something to eat at the Diner and let him cool off some steam?" Mabel silently agreed and they set off..
Dipper went up to his room and began pushing under the bed, finding his box labeled "Solution" Inside was a Kevlar Vest along with a shotgun he had managed to find in The Town. He had hid these here when he first moved in, being implored by a Whispering in his head that he had started to recognize as Bill.. Today he'd make Bill proud. A knock came at the front door as he finished putting his Vest on, he went downstairs and opened the door to see the familiar face of Wendy. "Hey Dipper, sorry to bother, I forgot my phone here.. What's with the outfit?" She asked. "The Earth is Hungry and Demands cleansing." he repeated. "A little early for a Halloween costume, don't ya think?" She said, walking away to grab her forgotten phone. as soon as her back was turned he aimed his gun, straight for the head, after lining his shot, he pulled the trigger, watching the brains of the woman he loved splatter against the wall. Bill laughed from deep in Dipper's subconscious "Good going Pine Tree! We make a great team you and I!" He stepped out of the house, grabbing Wendy's car keys off of her.
The night air felt cool around his arms, the gun feeling familiar to him despite this being his first use.. "Remember Pine Tree, Blessed are the meek" Dipper began walking down the long dirt road leading into Town.. After a few minutes, the sound of an engine began to approach him, it was Mabel and Stan returning from the Diner. Without hesitation he shot at the Tires, knocking the cart down, making the two, along with the food they brought back for Dipper spill out. He walked calmly to Mabel, kicking her nose in as he walked to Stan, who was trapped beneath the Cart "Hey Dipper, we don't need to do anything drastic now.." Dipper didn't respond, taking aim.
Something about these events just opened something within him. He pulled the trigger again, feeling the rush of adrenaline in his head and testosterone in his penis. He walked back over to Mabel, still breathing but struggling. He grabbed her by the hair and began dragging her back to the shack. Behind him Stan gurgled, struggling to take his last breath, his eyes glossing over.. The rocks crunched beneath Dippers feet.
After a few minutes he had left the shack again, heading down the Rock path.. Mabel was tied up and locked in a room where he knew she wouldn't be able to escape. Each footstep he took brought him closer to new people.. He approached the town Mart, opening the door.. It was closed for the night and the employee hadn't left yet, leaving only him and Dipper.
"Tons is closed for the night, but come by again tomorrow!" Dipper didn't respond, staring into his eyes. "Sir, we are closed. Please go home." Dipper pounced over the counter, placing his fingers into his eyes, screeching like an Ape. He pressed his hands into his neck now, choking him out, soon Ton himself, owner of Ton's walked out.. "Well what's going on here?" he asked "The earth was hungry so it ate some people" Dipper giggled, rapidfiring into his Skull. He stepped back out into the night.. It didn't take long for him to have cleared out the nearby stores, only having 2 or 3 people a piece, he began walking home, feeling as though he had accomplished enough for the night. As he entered the Mystery Shack he noticed the smell in the house, he had dragged back a few bodies with him to buy time, sounding off a nice buzz. He leaned against the wall for a second, if just to admire his handiwork.. He heard a sound from upstairs.. She must have waken up by now, Dipper ran excitedly, Ready to show his Sweet Sister his Masterpiece. Right as he was outside of the door, he heard a ring... He ran back and picked up the phone, anticipating Officers. But instead he heard the Doctor calling back. "Is this Dipper Pines? I've got good news for you! You don't have AIDs, in fact your clean as can be, I'm sorry for the mixup" the doctor exclaimed. Dipper looked up at the ceiling, where Mabel struggled above him "Oh." Dipper said, and nothing more. He walked up stairs and laid down in bed, looking at Mabel's struggling form. He walked over and placed a hand on her qnd then everything went black. He was cleansed of the blood and the Vest was in his hands.. He had just pulled out the box "Remember Pine Tree, if we work together, I can give you everything you desire... And so much more" Mabel ran up the stairs "Dipper! The doctor called back.. It was a mix up!" Dipper pushed the box back under the bed and laughed. He apologized and they left for the Diner. Things would come some other day.