Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 14: The Day The Music LITERALLY Died
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*BZZT*
After the buzzer sounded off once again in the distance, the song "Barracuda" by Heart began to play around the titantron as a teenage girl with green hair with a brown streak on top of her forehead came out through the curtain wearing a black shirt dress, pink leggings and black boots. The ovation she got was definitely stellar at best, especially when Luz Noceda had breathed a sigh of relief inside the ring finally realizing she had help on her side. Knowing that her partner Luz had a bit of trouble in the match to begin with, this next entrant immediately made a run for it as she sprinted down the aisle as fast as she could.
Entrant #111: Amity Blight (The Owl House)
"Whoa, looks like Luz's got backup!" The King pointed out.
"And it's no doubt in the form of our next entrant in this match, Amity Blight from Disney Channel's The Owl House!" JR pointed out as well.
"Now we know why Amity felt confident in her number," Steven nodded, "It's all about the luck of the draw!"
"That's definitely the name of the game, Steven." Cole replied.
Right as Amity continued her little sprint down ringside, the tune "You Really Got Me" by Van Halen proceeded to play on the soundsystem next as a blonde-haired woman with a banana-shaped ponytail on the back of her hair came out through the curtain wearing her signature teal-colored hoodie with blue jean shorts and brown sandals, all much to a wonderful ovation from the entire Anaheim crowd.
Entrant #112: Bridgette (Total Drama)
"Hey, look who's here to make waves, Cole!" Tazz pointed out.
"Straight out of the Total Drama series at #112 is our resident surfer girl, Bridgette!" JR exclaimed.
"Not to mention she was also one-half of the hosts of those Total Drama Action Aftermath shows!" Steven replied before shaking his head, "Don't want to remember Geoff in his Captain Hollywood phase."
"I'm pretty sure nobody here in Anaheim wants to!" JR replied, shaking his head.
As Bridgette proceeded to run down the aisle full speed, the familiar Teen Titans theme song then started to play out through the titantron up next to yet another wonderful ovation from the crowd. That was soon followed by the appearance of a beautiful red-haired orange-skinned woman who came out through the curtain wearing her signature skin-tight purple top, short purple skirt and long purple high-heeled boots, which fit her bodacious body quite well especially when she began flying down the aisle.
Entrant #113: Starfire (Teen Titans)
"Oh, when that familiar Teen Titans theme hits, you know what's bound to happen!" The King smirked.
"And what's happening right now is Starfire from Teen Titans entering at #113!" Cole replied, "She's ready to pull off her moves in the Rumble match!"
"You can bet those same kinds of moves are the reason she ended up with Robin!" Steven exclaimed.
"Indeed," JR nodded, "Robin definitely has taste when it comes to women."
Starfire continued her little run down the aisle long enough for the song "Money" from Pink Floyd to play all across the arena, which resulted in the next entrant coming out wearing his usual signature yellow shirt with a red stripe running all the way down on his chest with a white button on top of the chest, blue jeans and signature red sneakers. And he even had the signature three big long hairs sticking on top of his head, which let out a great ovation coming from this capacity crowd in return.
Entrant #114: Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
"Hey, look, it's Skipper!" Tazz pointed out.
"Damn it, Tazz, that's not his name!" JR said, snapping at Tazz all while threatening to hit him. "What the hell's wrong with you?"
Tazz scooted his chair back away from JR in defense saying, "Why are you trying to threaten me here? That's his name, right?"
"Tazz, you know damn well that's Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy entering the Rumble match!" Cole snapped at Tazz as well, "He doesn't want to be reminded of that humiliating moment!"
"Well, sorry for making such a big damn deal over one simple little name." Tazz said, rolling his eyes sarcastically.
"I swear, I'm coming this close to having Garnet remove you out of that chair!" Steven replied in a threatening tone to Tazz, "Trust me, you wouldn't like what happens if you do or mention anything stupid again."
Tazz immediately muttered to himself saying, "Like I'm gonna be scared of some gem warrior with a big butt…"
While Eddy continued to run down the aisle full speed however, the music died down long enough for everyone in the arena to hear the screech of a guitar wailing in the background. This little sound definitely caught the commentators, mostly Tazz, completely off-guard for a second.
"Whoa, what the–?" The ECW legend asked himself.
"Where on earth is that sound coming from?" JR asked himself as well.
"If I had to know any better," The King paused as well, "I think it may be coming from our next entrant!"
The King was completely right on that statement.
Entering through the curtain next was a teenage girl with short brown hair while being dressed up in a purple tank top, purple plaid-patterned skirt and long purple boots, which completed her signature rocker look to a T. That wasn't all though as she also brought her signature guitar to rock for the entire crowd as well.
Entrant #115: Luna Loud (The Loud House)
"Look who's ready to rock the house, guys!" Steven exclaimed.
"It's none other than the rocker of the Loud family herself, Luna Loud from The Loud House!" JR exclaimed as well.
"The last time we saw her, her singing got Corey Graves kicked out of the commentary table," The King replied, "What a tool, huh?"
"Not to mention a sore loser who can't appreciate good talent." JR replied as well.
Realizing that she had a mic attached to her left ear, Luna shouted to the crowd, "YOU ALL READY TO ROCK, ANAHEIM?"
The fans erupted with nothing more but loud cheers, which immediately got on Tazz's nerves as a result.
"Well, I sure as hell ain't!" Tazz grumbled to himself.
"No one cares what you think, Tazz!" The King scowled back to Tazz, "You're gonna sit there and enjoy it, like it or not!"
"That's for damn sure!" JR nodded, agreeing with the King.
"Someone shoot me now…" Tazz mumbled to himself yet again.
Cole then groaned to Tazz, "You know we can literally hear you, right?"
With the crowd still hyped up as ever, Luna started off her song in a big way, which just happened to be one of her signature tunes entitled: "Play It Loud".
But just a second before playing the song however…
*BAM!*
Luna immediately felt her sound being cut off unexpectedly by the sound of a crashing noise, leaving the rest of the fans confused on what went on.
"What the heck?" Steven gasped.
"What the hell just happened to the music?!" The King asked himself.
"That's what I want to know myself!" Cole nodded, "Who cut off Luna Loud's speakers?"
It wouldn't be long before the camera suddenly scrolled back to the stage to see Corey Graves destroying Luna Loud's speakers, alongside the cord that was being attached to the guitar itself, leaving the entire crowd and the commentators (except Tazz) to boo angrily with hate running down their veins!
"What the hell is HE doing here?!" JR pointed out.
"That's Corey Graves," Steven pointed out as well before saying, "He was one of the commentators from the last Cartoon Rumble you guys did!"
"What kind of business does HE have here?!" Cole asked out of curiosity.
"I don't know why you're getting your panties in a bunch," Tazz shrugged, minding his own business, "Corey is doing everyone a favor and stopping this trash music Luna's making!"
"You're pathetic, Tazz!" Steven said, scowling at Tazz yet again.
The King looked over to Steven and informed him, "Steven, you've gotta get Garnet up there to handle this!"
After chopping down the last remaining remnants of Luna's speaker, the tattooed commentator of WWE Monday Night RAW dropped his axe and shot the female guitarist a death glare from a mile away.
"NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT AGAIN!" Corey screamed angrily at Luna from far away, all while walking away from the stage altogether.
Luna then replied to herself in a bummed manner, "Dude, that was really harsh, man…"
The fans chanted "Fuck You Graves!" towards Corey Graves as he walked away, just while at the same exact time Garnet immediately took off running from ringside in order to chase after a cowardly Corey in the process.
"Well King, you must be upset like I am," Steven groaned. "Also, I have no idea how Corey Graves got into the building!"
"Unless he got his ass a ticket of his very own, he isn't invited!" JR shook his head.
Tazz then smirked to JR, "Like hell Graves needs an invitation!"
But Graves didn't get far backstage unfortunately, as he was dealing with both Pearl and Johnny Universe, who right now was standing in Corey Graves's way. This somehow left him unable to escape, especially when Garnet was right behind his cowardly tail.
"Well, I think that he's gonna need extra backup now!" Cole pointed out.
The King shook his head replying, "Let's face it, I doubt Corey even has friends."
"All except himself and his wife." JR replied, referring to Corey's wife, "Carmella".
"I told you guys that my friends and I were not gonna let anybody pull off any injustice!" Steven informed his commentators.
"This is just so damn unfair!" whined Tazz. "You and your Crystal Gem lackeys are ruining this Rumble!"
"I'll have you know that this Rumble I'm running with me and my friends are trying to make this match fair and square, Tazz!" Steven said, snapping at Tazz.
"Oh really?" Tazz gasped a bit before scowling over to Steven, "Nice talk from a boy that really wants to make sure this Rumble's made just to kiss up to the babyfaces YOU like."
"I swear to gawd, I am this close to smacking you out of that seat!" JR said, threatening to Tazz.
With Garnet behind Corey Graves, and both Pearl and Johnny Universe staring at him in disgust, Corey looked to the side and proceeded to run away from there. But before he could do that however, Luna Loud ran back to the curtain she entered from and without any warning at all...
*BAM!*
Luna immediately hit Corey in the back of his head with her ax-like guitar, knocking him completely out like a headlight! The fans immediately cheered what was going on, even starting a big "Luna" chant over and over again just for that one little stunt alone.
"Whoa, right in the back!" Steven cringed while at the same time snickering.
The King laughed his ass off saying, "Safe to say Corey Graves got rocked!"
"That is justice, right there!" JR nodded, "That cowardly S.O.B. deserved what he got."
Tazz snarled under his throat, "What a coward Luna Loud is doing Corey dirty like that!"
"Well, sorry if that offends you so much, Tazz!" Cole sarcastically snarled back at Tazz.
However, as that was going on, the camera frantically panicked back inside the ring in time just to see Cyborg getting pushed right over the top rope and onto the floor by a gang full of contestants, who all relished in Cyborg's sudden elimination!
"Oh crap, what just happened?!" The King shrieked.
"Apparently, we were getting way too caught up with what just happened with Corey that we suddenly forgot the rest of the action in the ring!" Cole exclaimed.
"It's a shame Cyborg won't be getting more action himself," Steven shook his head, "This Teen Titan is done for!"
"We really need to do our best to focus on the ring more often." Tazz pointed out.
85th Elimination: Cyborg; Eliminated by: Wildwing Flashblade, Luz Noceda, Gambit, Wendy Corduroy, Leonardo, Twilight Sparkle, Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Trent, LeShawna, Gwen, Ulrich Stern, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Static, and Amity Blight; Duration: 8:58
While Cyborg immediately took his leave in defeat however, the camera quickly scrolled to the apron where Luz Noceda was busy hanging into Pinkie Pie's feet, leaving the pink-haired party starter unable to get back inside the ring.
While she became distracted however, Pinkie failed to see Amity Blight run right in and deck her with a big running dropkick, which knocked Pinkie off the apron and onto the floor scoring a big elimination for both Luz and Amity combined!
"Uh-oh, the party's over for Pinkie Pie!" The King groaned.
"Definitely gotta give Luz the assist for that one!" JR pointed out.
"Are Luz and Amity friends or something?" Tazz shrugged, "What's so special about them?"
Cole immediately palmed his face with a big distressing groan before turning to Steven, "Steven, you mind informing this idiot sitting behind me here?"
"If you'd watched The Owl House, Tazz, you'd know they're already dating." Steven replied to Tazz.
"Huh, that explains Luz's Lois Lane haircut." Tazz chuckled, referring to the haircut Lois Lane had on My Adventures With Superman (Fourth wall breakage, everybody).
86th Elimination: Pinkie Pie; Eliminated by: Amity Blight and Luz Noceda; Duration: 7:07
As Pinkie Pie immediately took her leave at ringside however, she somehow noticed a barely unconscious Corey Graves being dragged on his shoulders by the entire security team, which suddenly gave her an idea in mind.
This of course, led her to pull out what seemed to be a banana cream pie out of her pocket and run up the aisle, hoping to catch up on the trail Corey and the security team were leading on the stage.
"Hang on, Pinkie's got a pie!" Cole pointed out.
The King said with a chuckle, "Oh, this won't be good for Corey!"
"If she's gonna do what I think Pinkie is gonna do, I'm gonna like it." JR smirked.
Tazz then groaned angrily saying to JR, "Oh, shut up, JR. You legitimately sound like friggin' Booker T now!"
"Well you sound as bad as Corey Graves was years ago." Steven replied. "Just ask your former partner Joey Styles."
Corey Graves managed to barely open an eye for a little bit before…
*SPLAT!*
His face met the cold hard end of the banana cream pie, forcing the crowd to immediately stand up to her feet and cheer their ass off for what Pinkie did to Corey, leading them to break out a "Thank you, Pinkie" chant over and over again in response.
"She got him!" JR exclaimed.
"Got Corey right on the first try, too!" Steven proudly shouted out.
"Oh, up yours, Steven," Tazz replied disgustingly. "Corey didn't deserve what happened to him!"
"I believe he deserved every second of that, Tazz!" Cole said to the fuming ECW legend.
Meanwhile, just as a pie-faced Corey was being dragged out of here by security, the camera frantically raced back into the ring just in time for Gambit to clothesline Ulrich on the apron, which forced the youngster to flip himself over all the way down on the floor, resulting in his elimination.
"My goodness!" Steven shrieked.
"Ulrich just got flipped all the way like a dadgum flapjack!" JR exclaimed.
"Yikes," Tazz said, shriveling a bit. "Now I know how Paul London felt in the 2005 Royal Rumble!"
"Indeed, chalk up another elimination for Gambit!" Cole nodded.
87th Elimination: Ulrich Stern; Eliminated by: Gambit; Duration: 9:14
That wasn't the only elimination that was happening though. The camera soon scrolled over to the right where Gary Goodspeed looked to get Starfire offguard with a big boot.
But before he could hit the Tamaran with the attack, Starfire quickly pulled down the ropes, which sent Gary over the top rope and onto the floor, sending Gary out for her very first elimination!
"There goes another one!" Tazz pointed out.
"First Ulrich and now Gary's gone!" The King replied, "They're all dropping like flies!"
"Yeah, and both Gambit and Starfire are bug zappers, it seems!" JR nodded.
88th Elimination: Gary Goodspeed; Eliminated by: Starfire; Duration: 7:20
While both Ulrich and Gary took their immediate leave together, Leonardo found himself in quite a predicament as he found his neck being strangled by one of Poison Ivy's vines.
The Ninja Turtle tried his best to grab his signature twin swords on the back of his shell just as a way to escape, but the vines around his arms were just too tight enough for him to break free from Poison Ivy's grasp!
"Uh-oh, Leonardo's in trouble here!" Cole exclaimed.
"That's the same kind of stranglehold Poison Ivy put Apple White in not too long ago!" Steven pointed out.
JR shook his head saying out of uncertainty, "Unless if the leader of the Ninja Turtles finds some way to fight back at the last second, he may be done for!"
With the way the rest of his limbs were going out on him in an unconscious state, it was very clear it was way too late for Leonardo to come back into this fight.
Poison Ivy realized this long enough for her to grab Leonardo right by his shell and chuck her over the top ropes and onto the floor, scoring yet another elimination much to the distaste of this already disgusted Anaheim crowd!
"Dang it, not again!" The King groaned.
"That jezebel has eliminated yet another competitor," JR replied in anger, "And this crowd's irate!"
"They're just jealous because she's more beautiful than the rest of those uggos." Tazz smirked.
"You're disgusting, Tazz!" Cole said, snarling at the ECW legend.
89th Elimination: Leonardo; Eliminated by: Poison Ivy; Duration: 13:40
While the referees ran over to check on Leonardo, the camera soon got a quick shot at Poison Ivy, who in return managed to blow a kiss to the already conscious Leonardo.
That however proved to be a mistake though as she had her entire back turned on her, which left Starfire to sneak up on her and flip Ivy over the top rope and onto the floor, leaving the entire crowd to stand up on their feet and cheer all over Poison Ivy's elimination!
"And Starfire has had enough of Poison Ivy!" Steven pointed out.
"Say goodbye to the plant queen, Tazz!" Cole replied, "Because she's out of there!"
"Yeah, that's what she gets!" The King nodded.
"I seriously can't believe it," Tazz shook his head, "That's no way to mess with mother nature!"
"I believe it is, Tazz!" JR exclaimed.
90th Elimination: Poison Ivy; Eliminated by: Starfire; Duration: 5:48
While the rest of the crowd still continued to cheer for that big elimination Starfire did all over Poison Ivy, the entire Anaheim crowd immediately turned to the titantron where the big Rumble clock appeared once more to tick down to its next set of competitors that were looking to enter the match right now.
"This Rumble's getting more wild as it is," Steven replied, "We're about to crank it up even more with these next competitors."
"I can't wait to see who they are!" The King said, rubbing his hands constantly.
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*BZZT!*
As the buzzer sounded off all across the arena for perhaps the 10th time tonight, the crowd immediately stood up out of their seats and cheered as the song "Hangar 18" by Megadeth began to light up the speakers. That was soon followed by the appearance of a brown-haired teenager, who came out through the curtain wearing his usual yet signature red shirt, blue vest, blue jeans, white socks, black sneakers, and blue hat with a blue pine tree on the center of his hat. He was even treated to the sound of his own first name being chanted over and over again just to pump him up.
Entrant #116: Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
"Oh baby, I think we're gonna get a little taste of gravity here tonight!" The King smirked.
"And here to bring it here to this Rumble is Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls at #116!" Cole exclaimed, "This crowd's on fire for him!"
"He made one heck of an impression in the last Rumble he competed in, and I have no doubt he'll do the same here tonight." Steven replied.
JR then quickly pointed out, "With Wendy in the same ring as him, I think his chances are pretty damn good!"
While Dipper continued to run down ringside in full speed, the crowd all waited once more as the song "Big City Nights'' by Scorpions played on the titantron next, which was soon followed by the appearance of a blue anthropomorphic rabbit wearing his signature red sweatshirt. Just like Dipper, he was also soon treated to "Buster" chants over and over again as he sprinted down that long aisle and all the way to the ring.
Entrant #117: Buster Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventures)
"We've got someone tiny, toony and all a little loony entering the Rumble now!" Steven exclaimed.
"And it's in the form of Buster Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures coming in at #117!" JR exclaimed as well.
"We might as well inform our fans that the new Tiny Toons cartoon, "Tiny Toons Looniversity" will be coming out this fall on MAX," Cole said, informing everyone watching at home, "That'll definitely hype up fans of nostalgia."
"Fingers crossed it'll live up to the original in every way!" The King replied. (SPOILER ALERT: It has and I'm enjoying it. Thanks for asking.)
While Buster continued running down ringside however, the entire theme song to King Arthur and the Knights of Justice (WHICH KICKS ASS) started to play in its entirety as a muscular built man dressed in nothing but shiny gold armor with an Excalibur sword imprinted on his chest came out displaying the legendary sword in hand, which immediately thrilled the entire Anaheim crowd with nothing but ooh's and ahh's all around. It was even so shiny that it was making The King's eyes blind a bit due to all of its shininess.
Entrant #118: Arthur King (King Arthur and the Knights of Justice)
"Whoa, now that's some gold he's sportin', Cole!" Tazz pointed out.
"That gold of course is coming from our next entrant, Arthur King from the underrated but memorable, King Arthur and the Knights of Justice!" Cole exclaimed.
"And we say it's memorable because of that rocking theme song," JR replied, "That's pure power rock at its finest."
"I know, it makes me wanna air guitar, JR!" The King nodded.
"Same here," Steven nodded his head before cringing, "Although the video game to the cartoon sucked though. What a way to rip off Secret of Mana."
As Arthur began to run down ringside with his trusty sword in hand, the crowd stood up out of their feet yet again as the song "Pretty Girls Walk" by Big Boss Vette began playing nonstop around the arena. That of course would soon be followed by the appearance of a beautiful purple-haired woman who came out through the curtain wearing a blue-whitish shirt, a long stained purple skirt with a cutie mark imprinted on the right side of the skirt, and long purple boots to match. She got quite the loud ovation as well, mostly coming from the entire male demographic sitting at ringside who were too awestruck with the next contestant's sudden beauty.
Entrant #119: Rarity (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)
"Hey, check that out, Cole," The King pointed out, "We got a starlet in our hands!"
"Of course, The King can be talking about the one and only Rarity from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls at #119!" Cole chuckled.
"Yeah, we saw her not too long ago in the pre-show promos," Steven nodded, "Rarity honestly has great taste in hunks, doesn't she?"
"Especially ones that look like either Justin or Daring Charming!" The King said, sharing a laugh.
Tazz then scoffed out in laughter, "Please, I got way more competition than those posers."
"Sorry Tazz, Rarity doesn't date fatties like you." Steven said, smirking at Tazz.
JR chuckled, "Oh, I heard that!"
Before Tazz could reply back to JR or Steven however, Rarity's music began to die down only for the song "Word Up" by Cameo to play on throughout the arena itself, which made people stand up and cheer wildly as a woman with long dark blackish brown hair and tanned skin came out through the curtain wearing a light-red polo shirt with small jean shorts and light red sneakers. What was missing from her appearance was her signature red eyeglasses, which to her relief, she didn't need knowing the fact that this next entrant was gonna do fine without them.
Entrant #120: Connie Maheswaran (Steven Universe)
"Hey, here's somebody you should be familiar with, Steven!" The King exclaimed.
"Of course, King, that's my girlfriend Connie from my show!" Steven replied, cheering her on, "GO GET 'EM, CONNIE!"
"I can definitely see why you must be excited!" Cole chuckled.
"Definitely even more exciting since Amethyst has some extra backup," JR pointed out. "She's gonna need it!"
"That's right, continue to kiss her ass like always just like you do your little boy-toy Steven." Tazz replied out of disgust.
Right as Connie was making her way towards ringside, the camera scrolled back to the ring to see Gwen trying to approach Alejandro, who suddenly had his back turned for some reason.
Gwen attempted to turn him around to face him, only for Alejandro to throw sand right into her eyes, blinding her!
"Agh, my eyes!" The goth girl screamed out.
The King saw this with his own two eyes yelping out, "Oh no!"
"What a despicable move by that rotten snake, Alejandro!" JR replied disgustingly.
"Despicable, JR?" Tazz raised his eyebrow. "More like smart!"
"How on earth can you call THAT smart?!" Cole pointed out.
Gwen tried her best to rub the rest of the salt off her eyes, but it was all too late from here.
Alejandro took advantage of a blinded Gwen and grabbed her from behind, sending the goth girl over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to even more disgust and hate coming from an angry Anaheim crowd.
"And now Gwen's gone!" The King groaned.
"Yeah, with no thanks to Alejandro once again!" Cole groaned as well.
Tazz then said with a smirk, "You're just jealous because Alejandro's better at things like these!"
"Or maybe that's just your imagination talking, Tazz!" Steven snapped at Tazz.
91st Elimination: Gwen; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 30:12
While the rest of the crowd all reacted negatively towards Gwen's sudden elimination in the match, the rest of the EMT's at ringside all raced over to Gwen's side in order to restore her vision from all of the sand that was thrown in her face.
As that was happening though, the camera scrolled right towards the lower right side of the turnbuckle, where Bart Simpson had climbed up the top rope with his skateboard in hand. From there, he waited patiently, hoping to make sure LeShawna turned around so that Bart could leap off from the top.
"Whoa, Bart's on top now." Tazz replied.
"Reggie Rocket tried this trick before," JR replied as well, "It didn't help her out."
LeShawna immediately turned around after seconds of waiting, which led Bart to fly off the top rope.
But as he came down though, LeShawna caught him in mid air and threw him across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex!
"WHOA!" Steven yelled, being impressed by the elevation from that suplex!
"LeShawna threw Bart like a dart!" The King shrieked.
"You talk about a wipeout," JR shouted. "Bart ate extra hard there!"
"I think Bart might be done." Cole pointed out.
With that impact Bart suffered at the hands of LeShawna, the soul sister wasted no time picking Bart off his feet instantly and tossing him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a distant pop from the crowd.
"Well, back to Springfield for Bart." The King replied.
"He tried to get LeShawna to eat his shorts," Tazz chuckled. "He couldn't get it done tonight."
"Yeah I would have to consider LeShawna to be one of the favorites," Cole explained
"Then again, the same can be said for everybody," JR pointed out, "Except for Alejandro of course."
The King nodded saying, "That's for sure, JR."
92nd Elimination: Bart Simpson; Eliminated by: LeShawna; Duration: 10:29
LeShawna stared down at a fallen Bart for a good second or two until she somehow felt her leg tug at the hands of Star Butterfly.
She looked down at Star only for the soul sister to knock the Princess of Mewni down on her shoulder with a big double axe handle!
"Uh-oh, what was Star thinking?!" Steven replied.
"I know for one thing," JR nodded before saying, "She wasn't thinking!"
"I think I know who's gonna join Bart soon enough!" The King said with a chuckle.
With Star struggling to get back up, LeShawna managed to get Star up on her feet instantly and locked her into an overhead belly-to-belly suplex position.
As Bart got right back up at ringside, LeShawna tossed Star over her head and over the ropes, forcing Star to land all the way down on Bart at ringside, eliminating her to yet again another pop!
"Well that answers your question, King." Cole pointed out.
"How is someone with a big ass doing so much damage?" Tazz shrugged
"Yeah, keep it up with the butt jokes, Tazz," Steven rolled his eyes, "You may get knocked on your butt soon enough."
"This coming from a guy who hangs out with somebody that's got a big butt of their own." Tazz said, referring to Garnet.
"Watch your mouth, Tazz!" The King replied, warningly. "For your own sake."
93rd Elimination: Star Butterfly; Eliminated by: LeShawna; Duration: 8:39
While both Star and Bart took their leave from ringside right away, Jackie Lynn Thomas looked to do more damage to Bridgette by proceeding to pull off a powerbomb.
Before she could hit it though, the surfer girl retaliated by punching Jackie towards the head repeatedly, forcing the skateboarder to struggle to keep her balance.
"Jackie trying to hit a powerbomb here." Cole pointed out.
"It looks like Bridgette isn't gonna allow that!" JR shook his head.
"You can see why she's shaking!" The King pointed out as well, "And trembling as well."
Realizing they were close to the ropes, Bridgette decided to use this advantage by locking around the ropes with her arms and flipping Jackie over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her with an epic hurricanrana!
"Nice knowing you, JLT!" Tazz said, waving goodbye to Jackie.
"Bridgette scores her first elimination so far." Cole replied.
"That flexibility definitely came into play!" The King exclaimed, "No wonder Geoff ended up with her."
"He's definitely quite a lucky man, King." JR nodded.
94th Elimination: Jackie Lynn Thomas; Eliminated by: Bridgette; Duration: 5:01
As Jackie escorted herself from ringside, the camera scrolled back inside the ring just in time to see Eddy drop Samurai Jack right on his head with a big double underhook DDT!
"Oof! You talk about Dirty Deeds!" Steven pointed out.
"And Eddy got him done dirt cheap!" JR replied.
"Explains why Eddy's cheap himself," Tazz smirked, "You see how much he's willing to get that green?"
"It's no surprise that's been Eddy's shtick." Cole replied as well.
Eddy immediately got up on his feet and dusted himself off before looking for someone else to fight.
But as he was doing so, Trent suddenly came out of nowhere and grabbed Eddy from behind, forcing the moneymaker to be thrown over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in a shocking yet huge elimination!
"Whoa, where did Trent come from?!" Tazz shrieked.
"Don't know, but he just cost Eddy a million dollars!" Cole pointed out again.
"That can't feel good for Eddy," Steven shook his head, "That would've been a million jawbreakers right there."
"You win some, you lose some unfortunately!" JR shrugged.
95th Elimination: Eddy; Eliminated by: Trent; Duration: 3:24
Right as Eddy was busy looking up at the lights from ringside however, the camera scrolled back in the ring to see Rick Sanchez stand across the ring from both Amethyst and Connie, who were busy cracking their knuckles and straightening up their necks looking for a fight against the deadbeat professor.
Not even feeling imitated by the two women himself, Rick downed a bottle of beer and threw it away before clenching his fists tightly and said, "You think I'm fucking scared of you two? Women like you don't frighten me. Come over here and do your worst!"
"Is Rick Sanchez crazy?!" Cole raised his eyebrow.
"He sure as hell doesn't have any brains having to fight two women drunk in this state!" The King said, shaking his head.
Steven shook his head as well saying, "It'll be more than interesting to see if he can!"
Rick Sanchez attempted to take the first shot at the two women, only for him to swing at the air instead leaving both Connie and Amethyst feeling very unamused and unimpressed.
Not even having to bother with Rick's BS any longer, both Connie and Amethyst wasted no time aggressively pushing Rick towards the ropes, leaving the drunk professor to be flipped over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him to a very big pop from the audience!
"Well, that didn't go well!" The King chuckled.
"Rick's gone from the Rumble," JR replied. "All because he couldn't say sober for very long!"
"Yeah, it's back to the pickle jar for him!" Tazz said with a chuckle himself.
96th Elimination: Rick Sanchez; Eliminated by: Connie Maheswaran and Amethyst; Duration: 13:45
As Rick found himself slumped on the outside floor still looking very drunk and unconscious, the crowd immediately stood up out of their seats and looked towards the titantron, where the Rumble clock had thankfully lit up on the entire screen. It was very crystal clear that another set of Rumble entrants were looking to make their way down the ring at any second, which just happened to be right now.
"Can't believe we're just about close to the end already," Cole replied, "Who will be our next set of competitors to enter this Rumble match?"
Is it honestly just me or the clock in this Rumble match just moving a bit slower due to many stuff that's been going on in this chapter? Either way, you really make the call considering the fact why some scenes like these are sometimes longer than you realize. Enough problems for me to begin with. Let's check out the stats!
Entrants in the ring: 23
Entrants left to go: 40
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Abe Lincoln, Apple White, DJ, Marshal Moo Montana, Spongebob Squarepants, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Valerie Grey, Carmen Sandiego, Nosedive Flashblade, Raphael, Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Ulrich Stern, Gary Goodspeed, Leonardo, Poison Ivy, Gwen, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Eddy and Rick Sanchez
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Luz Noceda, Wendy Corduroy, Gambit, Trent, Wildwing Flashblade, LeShawna, Amethyst, Samurai Jack, Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Twilight Sparkle, Tanya Vanderflock, Static, Amity Blight, Bridgette, Starfire, Luna Loud, Dipper Pines, Buster Bunny, Arthur King, Rarity and Connie Maheswaran
Longest time: Alejandro Burromuerto (1:20:00)
Shortest time: Eric Cartman (0:03.9)
Do I need to focus on the less-focused contestants?
Can somebody try to eliminate Alejandro?
Does the King Arthur and the Knights of Justice theme song really kick ass?
If you must know, that last question is yes, because it rules and we need more theme songs that sound just like that with the guitar solos and all. But I guarantee you that the rest of those questions I asked will soon be answered once that next chapter drops. Unless if I'm forgetting something else, make sure you all read, review and leave any feedbacks to this awesome Rumble story if you want to see more from moi. Now that I'm done ranting off nonstop, make sure you all have a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Peace!