This is the MISSING CHAPTER of How Sonikku Saved the Day! Talez goes to Canada and has an adventure of his own! What crazy things will happen?

Talez was annoyed. Sonikku got to go on cool and nutty adventures of his own, but Talez never got any love or attention or fame or even credit for his help! Talez was jealous and wished Sonikku would notice him and stop screwing around with girls like amiee who didn't really love him and treated him like he was nothing. So Talez packed up, bought a ticket, and took a plane to Canada for a little while.

When Talez first got to Canada he was amazed at all the beutiful seenery. The trees and the mountains and the sights were fasinating. "wow," he said as he kicked a filthy goose, "If I hadn't signed that contract stating I had to live in the US with the other Sonic characters so we could record shows, movies, and games and didn't have an obligation to Sonikku I'd totally live here!" But Talez was patriotic so he loved America anyway.

But as great as Canada was and how much today's teens talk about it like it's the best thing since sliced bread, Talez would soon learn of the horrors it held.

He walked past a man. "Hello! Said the man. "hello" said talez back.

He walked past a woman. "Hello!" said the woman. "hello" said Talez back.

He walked past a non-binary person. "Hello!" Said the non-binary person. "Hello" said Talez back.

"damn." Talez mumbled. "These people are too nice. I've had to say hello back to every person I walk pass and if I have to do it again I might just go insane."

Unfortunately a moose walked by and said "hello" and then Talez screamed and nearly pulled his hair out "EVEN THE MOOSES ARE NICE WHAT THE HECK!" People stare at him. Cats barked and dogs meowed. Talez ran down the street until he finally made it to the anime con he was going to go to. He had a pass that let him go all days of the event. He got into a changing room and got into his Sasuke costume and went into the main floor. He shopped at all the places since he had tones of monneys from his acting contract, buying a lots of stuffs he wanted but didn't really need, and a bunch of gifts for Sonikku. Sasuke fangirls and people dressed as sukura and Narto kept trying to hit on him, which made him really uncomfortable since he was a minor but he just brushed them off.

But then SOMEBODY NOTICED HIM! "hey its TALEZ!" they shouted. A bunch of people noticed and suddenly there was a mob of people chasing him so they could get him picture or autograf or fondle him. "TALEZ I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABbYSSSS!" shouted a teenage girl dress as Edward Elric. Two girls dressed as Light and L made out in the background so they didn't chase him because they found true love and adopted plushies of Roxas and Sora and a Joey Weeler cosplayer as their sons and a Hige cosplayer as their pet wolf and they lived happly ever after that's the end of their story but Talez story is still going on so let's go back and see what talez is doing.

Talez ran out of the convention and found a safe place to hide from the fangirls who gave up chasing him. Talez took off his cosplay angrily and cursed since nobody could here him and if they did they'd be shocked that talez curses; if he had a mom she would spank him for sure! So he put all his stuff back in the hotel room he was renting and went to a nearby thrift store to pop some tags because he had twenty dollar in his pocket. Going to Salvation Army was not an option because they hate gay people and for that they should burn in hell I mean it's the 21st century gay marriage is legal get with the times DonOLD Trump. He bought a grey hoodie and ripped jeans and a makeup kit so people wouldn't recognize him. Talez didn't know he was so famous in Canada and would hav to do something like this? Would he have to buy a nife and comit murder next!? Sonikku would never be his friend or bromantic interest ever again!

Talez went out at pubic to see if people would notixce him. It worked! People were too scared to even say high to him! It was a success and tales ent out to eat at a fancy dinner since he had so much money. That was when he came across his next problem.

"Table for one" he said in a slightly deeper manly not-talez voice so he really couldn't be noticed.

"Okay eh, just follow me eh." The man took him to his seat. Once he was seated a waitress came up. "May I take your order, eh? What'd you like to drink, eh?"

Talez wondered just what the heck was with the "eh" after every stence or phrase. "Uhh I'll have a pepsi-coke and a chicken dinner please.

"Okey, heres you're drink and we'll be making your food eh" It was starting to get annoying fast.

While Talez was waiting for his food, he thought about the anime convention. How was he going to go to the other days of the event without being chased by a bunch of fangirls? Then he had an idea! He would go to the con as himself, and tell everybody he was a Talez cosplayer. It was a great plan. Talez always had great plans. Then the lady brought out his food.

"Here you are, eh! Enjoy your food, eh!"

Talez snapped. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU AND SAYING "EH"!? FUCKIG CANADANS! FORGET THE FOOD I HAVE A PLAN TO TEST." And Talez stormed out without even paying.

The next day Talez went to the anime con as usual without his Sasuke costume. "What a waste of the 6000 money I payed that costume maker… Oh well if I get a cool girlfriend we can use the costume for stuff. Now to see if my plan works."

He walked in and a girl dressed as a sexy Pikachu stopped him. "Hey your Talez right!?" she squeaked.

"No, this is just my costume. I'm a huge Talez fan so I just had to cosplay as him."

"Wow, that's a really realistic and high detail costume! Did you make it?"

"Nah, I know a guy. I get all my costumes from him. Their internet name is AniMaker Suits. I met them on a forum for anime fans. They're also on FurAffinity and make all kinds of suits, mostly anime and animals and pop culture." Talez was telling the truth about the costume maker, but just lied about the part where his real skin was a costume because it wasn't. His hair was like clothes but he wore it every day and didn't launder it and it was attached to him and not for cosplaying. Talez was not using his body for its intended use.

"Cool I'll be sure to check him out" the girl said and went back to her friends, who were dressed as human Fluttershy, Katniss, and Female!Luigi.

It worked! Talez thought. That day went perfectly and he wondered what he would do for the last day. He could cosplay as himself again but that would be boring and people would call him lame for not having tons of costumes and variety and acuse him of being unclean. He wasn't sure what to do so he went to a big clothing/art supply store and walked around.

"Welcome to A.C. Jenny's, eh! Can I help you with anything, eh?" The store was run by Canadians, just like the supermarket and the restaurant. At least the starbucks was run by normal people.

"Yeah you can help my by STOP SAYING 'EH'!" talez hurried off before she could call store security and looked around. He had an idea: he was young so his voice was still high pich so people could mistake him as a girl easily. He could use that to his advantage. He bought some nice womens cloths. Talez was such a master of disguise that he could go into the ladies room. In case the cloths didn't work at the con he got a nice suit and other stuff as backup.

The last day at the anime con talez put on his lady disguise. Luckily people fell for it and thought he was a girl going to the event for fun. Unfortunately guys started to hit on him. Talez was gay so he was less bothered by the guys but Sonikku was his true bromance so he couldn't approve!

He was stopped by a gross brony neckbeard guy with a fedora and a 'Lyra-Doll' styled Rarity plush. "Hey, wanna go to my stable and learn how the ponies do it, clippity-clop?"

"Ewwww gross go away I don't like horsefuckers like you." Talez walked off, leaving the guy behind, cursing after him and complaining about nice guys finishing last.

Many more uncomfortable experiences occurred until finally it was the last straw.

"Hey baby how's it going, eh?" asked a weird inuyasha cosplayer. The combination of stress and awkwardness and horrible costume combined with accent made Talez snap.

"STOP HITTING ON ME! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CANDENS AND YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING 'EH'S! I AM DONE WITH THIS CANDA PLACE AND ITS CRAZY CANAIEN PEOPLE!"

Talez quickly went back to his hotel room, ripped off the lady clothes, and grabbed all his stuff. He went to the airport at once so he could get back home. After going through sucirty and luggage and all that other crap he sat and waited for his plane. Eventually after an hour delay the plane finally arrived and he boarded. They had to wait for it to take off but once it did it was magnificent and a smooth ride. American Airlines was the only airlines for him. As Talez looked out the window they were flying over the united states on their destination to California, back home so Talez could see his friends. He'd had enough crazy Canada adventures. He smiled when he thought of his friends, especially Sonikku. "God Bless America."