So, to preface, I don't particularly think I'm a great writer and I'm not very confident in quality. That said, I'm getting some Nameless Shadow Quest vibes from this, which made me think about Kuro and Alice interacting somehow. So I got inspired and wrote a thing. But two girls isn't enough, so Utena Hiiragi is also there because reasons. Very obviously noncanon, but hopefully amusing.

[Magical Girl Appreciation Club (composed entirely of dark magical girls)]

"Magical girls are the best!"

The proclamation isn't particularly loud, but it is said with a kind of surety to it that gives weight, that makes it more noticeable. Even someone who disagreed wouldn't be able to dismiss it out of hand, but you aren't among a group that would disagree. If anything, some of the other girls here probably agree a bit too much. Just the way you like it.

While walking around the city one day looking for cute girls to corrupt, you'd stumbled across what could only be described as a magical girl appreciation club. Not exactly a fanclub for a specific girl such as Infinity Princess or Luminous Libromancer, but for magical girls in general. Of course you hadn't been able to resist joining in, especially when someone had started praising your beloveds.

"Absolutely the best," agrees another girl. White haired, red eyes, fairly young at first glance, completely adorable, and wearing a red dress with a faint flame theme. She had introduced herself as Kuro, and positively reeked of corrupted essence.

"They're just so damn cool!" This addition comes from yet another girl, black hair, yellow eyes, a slightly more mature appearance than the first girl but still youthful, wearing a fairly simple but also tantalizing school uniform… and also utterly soaked in the wonderful scent of lustful essence. Her name was Utena.

Could it be possible that beyond merely being a gathering point for individuals of culture, it was also a group of like minded people with the same goal and style as you? It's amazing that such a thing would be able to exist in Terminus City, what with it being watched over by three magical girls of such amazing beauty and power, but perhaps miracles do happen!

"Infinity Princes is my favorite" is your own interjection to the conversation. "But Libromancer and Steele are also so gosh darn cute and I saw Heavenly Testament the other days and she's just adorable and Primal Huntress has cat ears and I just wanna pet them and hug her and-"

You ramble like this for a moment before cutting yourself off with a giggle.

"They're just the best!" It's not even you who says it, even though you absolutely meant to. It's the other two chiming in with passion in their voice, the same passion that you feel. It's such a wonderful feeling, knowing that there are others who just get you, you know?

"I maaay be something of an ameutuer writer, if you'd like to see some of my work?" Kuro offers as she gives a slightly shifty smile and taps her fingers together.

You pause as a smile breaks out across your face. "You've been shipping, haven't you? Absolutely, send me links!" You can't wait to send some of these Kaina, you bet you can make her blush and stutter with them. Or maybe Naomi? You might need to sneak back into the church first, to prevent her from "confessing" again. Or help her, either way is good.

Your phone chimes and you're dragged into Kuro's magical realm as the two other girls start a conversation of their own that you are barely paying attention to. Heavenly Testament and Luminous Libromancer, bonding over positively ancient holy books, Infinity Princes and Primal Huntress having some skinship after a hard day of training and patrol, and a few other magical girls that you've never even heard of devolving into an cuddle pile after a short but gripping fight with a monster… There's even a corruption scene with a one Pure Heart that seems to be half corruption and half wedding! It's all so toothrottingly sweet and adorable, you think you might just have a heart attack from cuteness overload!

Every last one of 'Vibrant Inferno's works is quickly saved to your phone just on the off chance something goes horribly wrong before you get the chance to masturbate to them and maybe show them off to your beloveds, before you turn your full attention back to the other two girls.

"-and I know that she didn't exactly have the greatest showing against Lokwyn but it's just so inspiring you know?!? Sure, it might not be the best show of skill she's ever done or the most photogenic fight, but it's iconic for a reason. She took just as many blows as she landed, and the look on her face near the end when he outright sucker punched her… but she just got back up and kept going. That's a magical girl. That's why I love them."

Utena's own monologue has left Kuro with stars in her eyes and tears in her own, such is the passion that she's putting into this impromptu speech. Or, perhaps it's not impromptu at all? If Kaina asked you to list all of her good points you could probably gush just as enthusiastically, you may or may not have monologued in your head on occasion about what you'd say if you ever got the chance to confront them. You know, preferably not as enemies because you probably can't take your beloveds in a straight fight.

"I mean, I can understand that well enough, but I just don't like seeing them in pain, you know?" In what seems like a heartbeat Kuro has gone from starry eyed about Utena's passion to something with the rough consistency of wet newspaper, the kind that even you'd feel bad about being mean to. It's pretty clear that Kuro prefers a more slower and sensual corruption, none of that "ambushes in dark alleyways" kind of thing that most lesser monsters would need to use for even the slightest advantage.

Utena, meanwhile, is absolutely a sadist who gets off on seeing them in pain just as much as she gets off on seeing them overcome it, going by the faint hint of arousal that had started to leak out near the end of her speech. And you? Well, you wouldn't mind some domestic bliss with your beloveds, but you still reserve the right to be a little mean to them, especially in the bedroom. The best of both worlds, as it were. Still, with how pathetic Kuro is looking, perhaps you should step in before she starts setting off Utena's sadistic instincts?

Before you can really get going, however, another girl walks into the room. Tall, busty yet lithe, stunningly beautiful golden hair, and the faintest bulge in her pants. How scandalous! Her eyes sweep across the room and she immediately locks onto Kuro, quickly stepping towards her and somehow managing to scoop Kuro out of her chair and sit down herself, Kuro deposited into her lap.

"Having fun, Kuro?"

"Mhm!" is Kuro's only response, now basking in the attention from what is very clearly her very own pet magical girl. In a single moment Kuro has entirely reversed the situation, with Utena now sporting a look that's half disbelief, half jealously, and entirely delicious. Gah! You want Kaina to sweep into the room and cuddle you now! But nooooo, she's still committed to being a bastion of love and hope and so you need to wait until Steele and Libromancer force her to take a day off before you can see her again. Now you're jealous too!

Wait, hold on a moment. Wrapped around one of the new girl's wrists is a golden charm bracelet with a single slightly oversized heart on it. You recognize that description from Kuro's shipfics! Could this be none other than 'shining sword'? Could those fics be self insert fanfics?!?

…That's it, it's official. You're commissioning something from her about you and Infinity Princess asap! You need to see the blush on her face once she realizes once you've done!