"Just a few more things, Lea, Nea. You volunteered for this?"

"Mistress Alice has been so kind to us," Lea begins.

"And Lupe's also been really kind."

"So of course, we'd volunteer at the first op-purr-tunity," Lea concludes. You blink at the catgirl, watching how her golden eyes twinkle, how her ears twitch.

… Did she make a pun?

"Sis, that was awful," Nea complains, pouting slightly.

"It was not. My puns are awesome," Lea nods sagely.

"Mistress Alice, please don't punish us for Lea's horrible taste in humor. Or if you have to, please just punish Lea…"

What a cute pair. You'll have to start giving them cuddles too, after they get back from totally fucking up the gangs. Or the corpos. Or whoever's getting on your bad side this week. Hmm, exactly how far can you push this twin-sense thing that they've got going on… What happens if you pet both of them at the same time? What happens if you molest both of them at the same time? Will the orgasms create a feedback loop that leaves them both a blissed-out mess?

Oh, you can't wait to find out~! But you're getting sidetracked again now! That's not good!

"We can talk about that later, alright?" You clap your hands together, trying to rerail the conversation.

The twins salute again. "Alright…"

Meanwhile in the Telepathic-Finnish-Twin-Maid-Catgirl-Conversation...

Lea: "Mä rukoilen sua: älä ny nolaa meitä mistress Alicen edessä enempää kuin jo oot, sisko hyvä. Ei vittu sun tarvii heittää läppää aivan kaikesta."

Lea: "I'm begging you: don't embarrass us any further before mistress Alice, my dear sister. You don't fucking have to make a joke about everything."

Nea: "Ja sun tarvii oppia olemaan rennommin, sisko hyvä. Tää on hienoin juttu joka meille koskaan on tapahtunu! Ei tarvi olla kaikesta aivan naama näreenä, sulle tulee ryppyjä ennenaikaisesti."

Nea: "And you have to learn to learn to chill, my dear sister. This is the greatest thing ever to happen to us! Your resting face doesn't always have to be like you've just bit a lemon, you'll get wrinkles."

Lea: "Tuu vähän lähemmäks, niin saat ite ryppyjä naaman sinä- Oho."

Lea: "Get a bit closer, and I'll give you some wrinkles on your own face you little- Oh."

Nea: "'Oho' indeed. Narttu nunna nakuna ja niin naituna että naamalleen nukahtamassa-"

Nea: "'Oh' indeed. Bitch nun naked and so fucked that she is falling asleep on her face-"

Lea: "Cease. And. Desist. Ei riitä että tärvelet englannin joka kerran kun voit, meidän oman äidinkielenkin turmelet viel."

Lea: "Cease. And. Desist. It isn't enough that you drag english through the mud at every chance, you have to ruin our mother tongue too?"

Nea: "Pointti numero yksi: englantia ei voi tärvellä enempää kuin se on tärvellyt itsensä. Pointti numero kaksi: en tärvellyt kumpaakaan niin pahasti kuin aion sinut kun päästään sänkyyn kokeilemaan näitä uusia modauksia."

Nea: "Point number one: You can't drag English through more mud than it has already has dragged itself. Point number two: I didn't ruin either of them as badly as I'm going to ruin you once we get to the bed to test these new mods."

Lea: "Minkä synnin mä tein että sain tälläisen siskon?"

Lea: "What kind of sin did I commit to get a sister like this?"

Nea: "Luultavasti sama kuin mitä mä tein. Rakastan sua sisko."

Nea: "Probably the same one I did. Love you sis."

Lea: "Joo, joo, ja mä sua. Mutta auta tää nunna ylös sieltä toiselta puoleta myös, ennen kuin se liukastuu omiin nesteisiinsä ja lyö päänsä enemmän kuin se on jo näköjään lyönyt."

Lea: "Yeah, yeah, and I love you too. Now help me lift this nun before she slips on her own juices and hits her head more than she already apparently has."