Alice: "Okay so... I kidnaped homeless and not-so homeless girls."
Kaina: "That's bad Alice."
Alice: "To give them what I consider to be a better life."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "But I don't ask for their consent."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "But they give it to me afterwards retroactively."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "After I brainwash them."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "I then give them luxurious living standards and jobs that the rest of the city would kill for."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "However in order to do that I needed to murder and mindrape the previous corporate management."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "But the previous corporate management were all greedy exploitative assholes who ruined the lives of the innocent for minimal material gains, so getting rid of them..."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "I then repurposed and restructured the company to fall more in line with my ideals and preferences."
Kaina: "..."
Alice: "... Using lots murder and brainwashing."
Kaina: "Alice that's bad."
Alice: "... During the restructuring there were men and boys that secretly wanted to transition into being pretty girls and I granted their most heartfelt wish?"
Kaina: "... That's good Alice."
Alice: "After that I murdered a bunch of gangsters."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "But they were sex-slaving assholes who were kidnapping young girls to torture and sell, so I saved their victims."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "But in doing so I instigated a gang war by accident."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "But I moved my resources to help halt the worst of it as much as I could."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "Because it was annoying you and not for a good altruistic reason."
Kaina: "That's... Technically bad."
Alice: "I helped some of the local magical girls with their issues."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "By kidnapping, seducing and corrupting them."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "But they are all much less stressed and much more happy now, and still doing their jobs. Mostly."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "However I think I left Heavenly Testament in a tentacle pod for too long, because she's started a cult worshiping me."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "I agree with you."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "I also started work on seducing and corrupting Maxine and Mia."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "I got Mia to take baths and have a healthy sleep schedule."
Kaina: "That's good."
Alice: "Through the power of hypnotism and Essence."
Kaina: "That's... Technically bad."
Alice: "I also tried to make Maxine take better care of herself."
Kaina: "That's... Good?"
Alice: "But she's really stubborn and won't let herself be happy."
Kaina: "That's bad."
Alice: "I know right?!"