Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, that honor goes to Ms. Rowling. I do own Alex, anything you don't recognise, and the plot.

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(Lily pov)

I walk over to Jame Potter, swallowing the nasua as I take in his position. He was standing, no, sorry, leaning (because he can't stand) against a stone pillar that jutted from the ground to the roof.
He looks at me, his eyes softening, and posture changing. He runs a hand through his hair. Typical.

"Hey Evans! How's life treating you?" His voice floats over the sound of the students crowding the corridors. "Are you free this Saturday? There's this new shop at Hogsmeade, would you like to join me going there? After we can go to The three broomsticks." He smiles nervously.

I sigh. "Sure, I'll meet you there." I tried not to look too disgusted when his expression brightened.

"Really? Merlin! Lily Evans just agreed to something James Potter said!" Sirius said, smirking.

I never thought I'd have so much fun on a date with James Potter. It wasn't him or the place where the date is; no, Jame's is recited, 'Top 5 Scores Made by James Potter, and we're in the Three Brooms. How original. Is Quidditch really his entire life? How do girls put up with these boys? No, the fun part is watching Alex sit stiffly in front of her enthusiastic date.

"Then Frank passed to me, and I shot towards the goal and feinted left but scored right!" I don't think the wanker realizes that he sounds really stupid. But he always does that, so...

I glance at Alex, who's seated not very far from me and James's table, hoping that she will do it faster. But she's too busy wrinkling her nose at her date, who is not even trying to pretend he's not staring down her shirt. She glances at me and mouths, 'boys!' rolling her eyes. I nod furiously. James leans over and kisses me full on the mouth. Apparently, he asked to kiss me. And I nodded. And when someone nods, it means they agree. I really need to pay more attention, or he might ask me to marry him. He would, though, knowing the guy's weirdness (he's done it before (cue shudder)). That would be bad. I really, really regret nodding now.

I kiss back, swallowing back bile. I don't think James would appreciate being vomited all over. Wait! Since when did I care what he thought?
While he's sticking his tongue down my throat, Alex, that amazing witch, places the spell on him. That girl is seriously sneaky. James was under the influence of a dancing spell. People around us crack up as James Potter, the perfect boy, dances to a song no one else can hear. He tap danced and did some ballet, hip hop, jazz, and ballroom dancing with an invisible girl. Or I hope it's a girl, because I did not want to be kissed by a gay boy. All the while screaming at me to take him out of his misery. I do, being the kind-hearted soul I am.

I turn around, blushing. "Alright, who did this to my date? Because I will dock 15 points from their house.".

My statement was met with jeers and lots of 'You should have more fun, Evans'. If only they knew... I wouldn't be prefect or detention-free. Not even close. I'd be worse than the Marauders. Argh, I love living two lives; they have no idea.

I glanced at James. "I need to meet my friends at the carriage's; they want me to tell them about our date."

Then I leave, almost tripping over the door stopper.

(James pov)

I'm still fuming on the way back to our dorm, and Sirius and Peter are laughing their heads off. Remus is smiling, which for him is rolling around laughing (he's done it before; he's ticklish!). Remus was under the invisibility cloak, while Sirius and Peter were in their animagus forms. So they saw me dance like a possessed lunatic.

How dare someone humiliate me like that? Making me dance like that in front of that many people. And in front of Lily!
The fact that she threatened to dock points for me is such a sweet gesture. I sound like a girl, don't I?
As we walked into our dorm, Sirius, Peter, and Remus stopped laughing (Remus stopped smiling) and paled drastically. Over the center of our room, in black letters, is a scoreboard, and right now it says:

Dark Angels: 1
Marauders:0

Apparently we're being challenged in a prank war. The thing is, we don't know who the 'Dark Angels" are.

But they know who we are.

Dun dun duuuuuun... who's gonna win this prank war? And are the Dark angels gonna reveal themselves for the sake of this prank war? Please review, they're like food, and I need them to live.

Thx for reading!