Here we go again! For those of you that follow my other stories... so sorry. I'm finding it really hard to write for some reason. I'm still slogging through, so I'll get them out at some point. Thanks so much for all your patience. As for the list... enjoy! Here's some reviews:
Generation Zero: I'm sticking with what I've got for now. It's a good idea, but I'm already behind on all my projects. Thanks for the idea, though!
blazotony 1: Yeah, probably. He'd get along swimmingly with this chapter master.
Kondoru: Ha! I hope you don't mind if I add that one to the list.
merendinomiliano: Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it!
Guest: Thanks. I'll fix that. I hope you enjoy!
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101. Spikes on your armor, even for practical purposes, are completely forbidden.
102. Your proper military title is Brother, followed by your rank. Not "Lord High Admiral."
103. Or "His Majesty".
104. Or "Princess".
105. No longer allowed to watch training vids when you're supposed to be meditating.
106. Librarians are no longer allowed to add "In accordance with the prophecy" to the end of answers given unless it is actually in accordance with a prophecy.
107. The Primarch is not allowed to contradict any of your orders, not in the least because he's gone.
108. The Techmarines are no longer allowed to tell higher-ranking officers they're smarter than said officer, even if it is true.
109. No longer allowed to compare the Apothecaries to Dark Eldar Haemonculi for any reason whatsoever.
110. Eliminators are required to wear more than their camo cloaks.
111. Even if we can't see you. We have standards to maintain.
112. The Chaplains are no longer allowed to claim to be pagans.
113. While we do recruit from many different worlds, none of you are from Holy Terra, so stop saying otherwise.
114. No longer allowed to put purity seals over your armor eye holes.
115. No longer allowed to trade chapter equipment for Eldar soulstones.
116. There are not Inquisitors hiding in the fortress monastery's basement. Probably.
117. Librarians are no longer allowed to play psychic pranks on the Black Templars when they visit.
118. Bikers are no longer allowed to play Free Bird for any reason whatsoever.
119. Our chapter does not press gang recruits, so please stop jokingly insinuating otherwise.
120. No longer allowed to refer to your sergeant as 'dad'.
121. Even if you never knew your biological father and your sergeant is a good substitute.
122. You are not allowed to initiate a crusade without my permission.
123. Rosariuses do not ward off angry Chaplains, and you should not test that.
124. Apothecaries, paralytic drugs are not a good prank.
125. No longer allowed to mark enemy positions with smiley faces on tactical maps.
126. The Recclusiarch is not old enough to have fought in the Horus Heresy, and you should stop implying otherwise.
127. No longer allowed to take company sponsorships for the chapter.
128. No longer allowed to put company advertisements on your power armor.
129. No longer allowed to trade chapter weaponry with the Mechanicus.
130. Even if you did get something arguably better in return.
131. Librarians are no longer allowed to use psychic suggestions to get past annoying Commissars.
132. No longer allowed to mock Guard command decisions in front of the Lord General of the crusade.
133. No longer allowed to mock anyone's command decisions in front of the remembrancer assigned to the chapter.
134. No longer allowed to write insulting letters to the High Lords of Terra.
135. Even if some of them are generally useless and they aren't in control of the Astartes.
136. No longer allowed to attempt to hijack the Graian Crown.
137. Or the Phalanx.
138. No longer allowed to trade incompetent governors to the Orks, even if it would be beneficial to the Imperium. Instead, shoot them, like a decent person.
139. No longer allowed to answer the question "Does your reproductive organ grow to the same size as the rest of you?" when asked by mortals.
140. No longer allowed to ride Knights like a rodeo star.
141. An order to polish your armor means the entire suit.
142. No longer allowed to show up at the fortress monastery wearing parts of other chapter colors, messily drunk. (See rule 21.)
143. Chem lights do not require batteries, and it is wrong to tell new serfs otherwise.
144. No longer allowed to ask the Techmarines if they're AC or DC.
145. No longer allowed to operate a business from the fortress monastery.
146. No longer allowed to defect to the Guard during training missions.
147. Even if they could use the help.
148. Even if Marine skin is super-tough, we do not charge into battle naked.
149. Any references to Slaaneshi cultists are to be kept to an appropriate minimum.
150. A formation is not a 'boxy-rectangle-y thing'.
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There we have it! I hope you all enjoyed. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, criticisms or reviews, I'd love to hear them! (And I'll try to up the pace on my other stories. Thanks for sticking with me.)