(A/N: I own nothing, one piece is owned by whoever created one piece)
Sum Head canons (For this story anyway)
-Tesoro had secretly send large sums of money towards the revolutionaries for their worthy cause of bringing chaos to the Celestial dragons.
-Majority of Katakuri's attacks comes from ripping it off from other people, and currently his taking great interest in studying Luffy's move set with how easy it is to mimic it.
-Katakuri, Oven and Daifuku's 17th birthdays were a fucking disaster.
-Luffy never really celebrated his birthday, sure, it's an important time with how it's the month and day of his birth, but he really could care less about it, only asking for more food/Meat than the quantity he consumes, Alligator or Sea king meat preferable too.
-If Luffy doesn't eat a single ounce of meat in a long time, he goes into state that resembles big mom's Hunger pangs.
-Luffy doesn't like the flower homies around Totto Land, brings back Bad Memories seeing a plant with a face.
-Zoro has a 0.0000001% on going to Raftel whenever he get's lost , it might be low, but it isn't zero.
-Makino beat the shit out of Garp once with her Sandal over a stupid idea he came up with when he was coming up with ways to train Luffy and she overheard him talking about a really shitty one.
-Douglas Bullet is a skilled engineer, he used his skill in the battlefield during his time as a soldier by mostly crafting explosives, he also just did general maintenance with any mechanical related contraptions alongside firearms.
-Whitebeard, Shiki, Linlin tend to sing when they shower/bath.
-Shiki tends to consume coffee by simply placing the beans in his mouth to crush them and drink boiling water and mix it in his mouth before drinking it.
-Kaido didn't start becoming a heavy drinker nor Suicidal until he stumbled across the horrific sight of Yamato dressed up and acting like Oden, he wanted to give Yamato a miniature version the coat he wore back then after gifting him a small club built for his size... He drank and sobbed for a week straight after that.
-Kaido destroyed his birthplace sometime after he took over Wano, burning the island down to the ground without emotion.
-Aokiji used to stealthfully throw small ice cubes behind Akainu's back to annoy the man.
-Kizaru has an incense burner in his office, naturally he uses some good Kush for it.
-Akainu has multiple bonsai trees on the side of his office, he tends to them and trims them personally, if he can't tend to them, he leaves it to a vice admiral or Sengoku if he has the free time.
-Sengoku before timeskip already had white hair, he just dyes it due to the fact that he was the fleet admiral and didn't want to show weakness, he stops using them after retirement.
-Boa Hancock has a mini shrine of Luffy.
-Whenever Marco's birthday came, he got a pineapple shaped birthday cake, courtesy of Thatch, Ace and Haruta. HE WAS NEVER AMUSED BY THIS JOKE (But the entire crew were)
(Not part of the story but just a question) You think One piece will end before or after GTA 6 comes out?
Summary: Training with Rayleigh, Meat-course Dinner, Marriage confirmation
list of charlottes in this chapter because there's a lot of them: Cracker, Amande, Brulee, Oven, Daifuku, Perospero, Compote, Katakuri, Flampe, Pudding, Yuen.
PREVIOUSLY:
As big mom pondered and pondered, she rubbed her forehead in irritation.
She wanted to write Stussy off the "Suspect list" she conjured in her head, but her gut instincts prevented her from doing so.
"Stussy... What happened to you after that bastard die?"
PRESENT:
Chapter 26
3 days has flown by after the "Battle" with the Organ harvesters, Totto Land was no longer being targeted, for now.
There were bound to be more idiots that think they could take them on if such a pathetic little organization thought that they could.
But for now, they can relax and chill, run their operations normally while Luffy continued on with his training with Rayleigh.
currently, said rubber man laid in a crater panting with Rayleigh standing over him with a wooden stick slung over his back, fallen trees surrounded them along with Cracker who was sitting on a stump.
The sweet general, out of his biscuit armor, came to see the progress along with just being genuinely bored without anything assigned to him and wanted to see something entertaining or interesting, so he decided to come "babysit" his brother for entertainment.
He couldn't help but sweat drop at the sight of his little brother's training that he will be going through for a couple of months, shivering at every impact delivered by the former right-hand man of the pirate king towards the top of Luffy's head throughout the day, if it were him, he would have dropped and rolled around the floor, screaming in pain.
"Hmmm, 24 hits dodged now, think you can make that 25 in a row?" The old man teased while Luffy gritted his teeth.
The young captain's improvement was still pretty rapid, but every 5th hit or so, Rayleigh changed things up, by either concealing his presence more, attacking faster and more aggressive than usual and etc, making sure the rubber man would adapt.
Forcing his body to stand back up, his stance back in the offensive as Rayleigh didn't waste time and charged at him.
Cracker couldn't help but lean forward and take mental notes of Rayleigh's words of advice that he threw to Luffy as he continued dodging and making distance from himself and Rayleigh. Some advice from an experienced old man such as himself could also help him train his own observation Haki further after he comes back to Totto Land with Luffy, but Cracker doubts that he himself would get to Katakuri's level no matter how much he trained.
Luffy on the other hand, had massive potential for power, he sailed for a couple of months and already had a fucking bounty bigger than some in the new world, definitely a world record, couple that with Rayleigh's training?
The seas will be fucking stirring and the skies brewing a storm upon his return and reunion with his crew.
"Focus on the intent of an attack, that is the hint" Cracker muttered, repeating the old man's words he kept conveying to Luffy, it was something the right-hand man commonly said to him throughout training.
he and his sibling's observation Haki training was similar to Rayleigh's, a blindfold and another person taking a swing at you, except the more Cracker and his sibling progressed in training observation Haki, the more people would be added to try and hit you too, sometimes feral animals along with homies specially made by Mama would be added into the mix.
And it was his first time in his years of piracy, hearing such simple words, that accurately described on how to improve or get observation Haki.
Although he couldn't ponder more of it as Cracker leaned back quickly, narrowly avoiding a stray rubbery fist that nearly knocked him the fuck out, but instead put a crater into a tree as he retracted it back.
"Hey! Watch where you're aiming that thing!" The sweet general rubbed his chin that was almost grazed by his brother.
"Ah! Sor-OW!" a comical bonk sounded as Rayleigh landed a hit on Luffy's head, adding another bump to the stack of bumps on top of his head.
"Focus on the fight, an enemy won't give a second thought on attacking you when you let your guard down, pirates aren't honorable fighters!" Rayleigh said, amused smile on his face as he looked down at Luffy before he looked at Cracker.
"Despite you being here for a while now, I can't seem to recognize you from the bounty posters related to your family at all, are you perhaps a Charlotte the marines don't know about?" Cracker snorted, understanding his confusion.
"Oh no, you probably heard about me, the name's Cracker." Seeing the immediate raised eyebrows of Rayleigh, he clapped his hands, conjuring the head of his biscuit armor which he juggled with one hand.
"I'm normally in an armor made with my devil fruit, only time I walk around without wearing it is either in my house or the Whole cake Chataeu, everyone besides my family think I look like this guy" He chuckled as he stopped juggling and threw the head behind him as Rayleigh let out an "O" as he absorbed that piece of information.
"That must be useful, being able to travel around normally without being linked to your bounty poster." Cracker nodded in agreement with Rayleigh at that.
"Just need a change in clothing, hairstyle and nobody would bet an eye." Rayleigh nodded at that, wouldn't hurt to be cautious, the clothes stand out like a sore thumb heavily along with his hair that somehow had sparks at the end which Rayleigh didn't bother to question.
It was the least weird thing he had seen around the seas where the impossible is pretty much possible.
As Rayleigh continued on training Luffy, he was just almost breaking his record of dodging 24 consecutive hits but could barely dodge the 25th, the strike was getting closer and closer to a mere graze, but the stick still made contact with his head, but he was almost dodging it!
The training ended once it was evening, time to head back for dinner.
"Well, that's it for today, once you break your record on another day, it will be easier to dodge" Rayleigh complimented while Luffy groaned, lying on the ground as he rolled over and bowed his head to the old man who huffed, but felt warm, seeing someone be this grateful towards a person who beating the living shit out of him for the purpose of training was a tad bit amusing
"Thanks!"
"No problem, now go off with your older brother and back to your mother" Rayleigh said, waving him off as Cracker approached his brother, slumping Luffy's arm around his shoulder as he dragged his ass towards the mirror and stood Infront, waiting for her sister to come and use her devil fruit powers to open the gateway back to home territory.
But not without looking back at Rayleigh, expression neutral if you ignore the maniacal grin on his face.
"Why not come with us and have dinner with Mama? She doesn't hold grudges against you for what you & your crew did... I think" The sweet general shrugged, sure, maybe she was still SLIGHTLY annoyed with how the Dark King got rubbings of Mama's Poneglyph, but she would be less piss about him considering he was training her son... Right?
"I could get my little sister Brulee to secretly sneak you back here if Mama is still pissed about what you did." Cracker quickly added on while Rayleigh rubbed his chin, facing a little downwards as he pondered on the offer, before shrugging.
The two previous days, 3 different siblings came with him, sometimes they gave more details about Luffy's abduction from Totto Land, Linlin's current status and just generally how they were doing.
But all asked him the same thing, yesterday, it was two young girls going by Flampe and Pudding and the day before that, it was an older man going by Oven.
It would be rude to turn down an invitation to a dinner a third time, wouldn't it? So, with an amused smile he chuckled a bit as he accepted the dinner invitation this time around.
"Sure, I wonder how much Totto Land had changed after so many years!"
Cracker huffed, grinning wider, good, it was a Saturday, today and tomorrow would be the last time all of them could be gathered at once before Monday arrived and they eventually sail back towards the islands they respectfully govern.
No doubt his siblings would be curious about the former righthand man of roger, an old pirate always got a shit load of stories to tell.
After a minute, Brulee's head popped out of the mirror, facing a severely beaten and exhausted Luffy being carried by Cracker with Rayleigh standing beside them, she huffed before retracing her head back which was their queue to enter.
Stepping into the mirror world, Rayleigh examined his surroundings, an endless place that seemed to stretch endlessly with mirrors everywhere.
"So this is what the mirror world looks like..." As Brulee heard the mutters of Rayleigh, she widened her eyes at him before looking at Cracker who simply nodded back at her which made the end of her lips twitch upwards.
"It's something straight out of a fairy tale, isn't it?" Brulee teased as she stepped forward, circling around Cracker as she looked at Luffy and shrugging, giving Cracker her diagnosis.
"Luffy is alright, just need some food and rest to prepare for Tomorow's training." Cracker simply nodded at that before they all continued moving forward.
"Meat, I wanna eat it~" Cracker rolled his eyes while Brulee scoffed, he had been whining nonstop about it for a while now.
"Don't worry, Mama finally got ahold with a company willing to ship it days ago, they arrived while you were training and are being prepared by the chefs as we speak" Luffy's head shot up, face beaming as he shrugged off Cracker's Grasp on him much to the older man's surprised, but none were more surprised and taken off guard then Brulee.
Luffy ran ahead of the group as if his energy was magically restored, mouth forming into a ravenous grin and pupils turning into meat on a bone, he reeled his hand back and wrapped around Brulee's waist, the older woman blinking a couple of times before realizing a little too late to make a comment.
"Come on! Let's go Branch!" He launched his free arm forward, letting it stretch until he felt something and latched onto it and let his body be pulled forwards along with his arm retracting back along with Brulee in his hold.
"MY NAME'S BRULEEEeeee-" Her screams slowly become more quieter the further she went with Luffy, the two men were left in the dust, The Charlotte Facepalmed while Silvers just stared.
"We should probably quicken up our own pace."
"Agreed."
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Amande stood guard at the Mirror that lead to the dining Room, Shirauo sheathed and on her waist as she leaned on a wall, arms crossed without a cigarette in her mouth to not ruin her taste buds for dinner.
She pushed her body off the wall, hand hovering above sword, her poker face remained intact, but she couldn't help but notice the two familiar approaching presences darting towards her with Observation Haki.
What worried her was the speed they were going at.
Eventually, she was able to see them visually as she squinted her eyes, her right one twitched violently at the sight of a grinning Luffy carrying Brulee like a sack of Potatoes, the woman shaking violently, probably to get out of her little brother's grasp.
"Oi! Let go of me! You ran off without the others!"
"Oh! Right!" Luffy nodded well Brulee sighed in relief, thinking her brother would finally let go of her.
But that hope shattered like glass as Luffy simply turned around and sped off again, this time to get the other two.
"BIG SISTER AMANDE! HELP MEEeeeeeee-" Said tall-neck Woman simply just stared before sighing as she sauntered, trying to "Catch" up with her brother, she couldn't help but let a small smile escaped unto her lips as she did, amusement rolling off her eyes.
"Well, at least things aren't boring with him around."
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"Oh? So instead of letting that sea monster go after snarling at you guys, Roger actually dived into the ocean and tried to stab it by swimming towards it while waving his sword around?"
"To be fair, we were drunk of our ass, so we weren't thinking straight at the time."
"Should have seen Crocus, didn't hesitate to dive after him, grabbing several harpoons to throw at the poor beast, more and more people joined our captain in the cold waters trying to kill a single sea monster, pretty sure that big fish had tears in its eyes when they continued stabbing it before they finally finished it off."
Cracker blinked before nodding, letting out a "Huh" at that fact, to think the Crew of the pirate king were chill like that.
"Where were you in all that madness?"
"Being the responsible drunkard, just in case the ship drifted away from everyone or the unforeseen happen, I stayed on deck. Tom, the man who build our ship, would have killed us if we actually lost the Oro Jackson like that."
"Should have seen Shanks when he was still a brat, despite being the one of the two sober ones because we only allowed man to drink, he tried diving into the oceans too, I managed to grab him by the collar of his shirt, and I might have given him a headbutt, but I can't remember, the memories become blurry after that."
Rayleigh sighed, nostalgic about all the migraines and headaches he got with his crew.
"Sounds like your time as a part of your crew was chaotic as hell." The Charlotte commented.
"It was, and its where my happiest moments were born and forever ingrained into my memory."
Cracker kept silent, the eyes on Rayleigh strongly reminded him off the days when Mama would stare blankly out of into the skies seldomly, as if lost in thought or memory before someone snapped her out of it.
"Ho, seems like he came back" Cracker blinked at Rayleigh's facial expression becoming a bit brighter, confusion on his face before he felt what Silvers was feeling as he gazed in the same direction as he did.
"Huh, wonder why, with how fast he ran off, he should have reached Big sis Amande by now..." Cracker muttered as he squinted his eyes.
Luffy came to a screeching halt, just stopping a feet away from them as he grins at them.
"Come on, come on! Branch-MY NAME IS BRULEE-Said there will be Meat! Meat! I haven't eaten Meat for 3 days already and I need it!" Luffy whined.
"Sheesh, you're insatiable for that aren't ya?" Cracker huffed as he pried Luffy's arm open in the moment, letting Brulee dropped to the floor much to her relief as she stood up and dusted her clothes.
Upon being freed from her little brother's hold, she didn't hesitate to lightly flick his forehead, making him dramatic whip his head back, putting his head over the place where she flicked his head, while Brulee had her hands on her hips, looking down like a bemused mother.
"Jeez, you don't know a thing about tact, don't ya?"
"Eh, what's that? Food?"
"... Let's just go eat."
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"What is this?"
"The Menu of tonight's dinner's course, Sir Oven! The chefs are simply jumping with joy at the fact that we are cooking up a meat-based dish for today!"
Oven raised an eyebrow but shrugged, the cook just simply came in with these papers containing the list of what they will be served for dinner, and the chef might as well be on whatever Kizaru was on with how unnaturally happy he was about it.
"Quite an extensive list" Oven mused, going over everything, he was one of the few who tasted meat before, but that was long ago, after Toto Land's formation, he only ate whatever he could bake, which was mostly sandwiches, baked potatoes and apple pie.
"Yes, we cooked up a variety of meat-based dishes, maybe too much." The chef admitted sheepishly, but he made sure to keep out the fact that they cooked extra food for themselves to enjoy, they hadn't had the taste of chicken, pork, beef and fish ever since they came here, and they were sure the Charlottes wouldn't notice... hopefully.
He wanted to try a bowl of fucking chicken nuggets with ketchup dipping sauce again after so long, once he excuses himself back to the kitchen, he was going to savor that shit.
The table was full of dish covers, concealing the appearance and fragrance of their dinner while they all had different shapes of cups and glasses, filled with soda, wine, cola, tea and whatever beverage they desired.
Katakuri, unlike most of his siblings who were looking at the stainless-steel covers on the table, simple kept his gaze at the large mirror hanged on the wall, his eyes glowed red momentarily before they went back to normal, he huffed, smirking underneath his scarf as he gazed at the mirror with newfound interest in the future he saw.
It's been a while since they had a guest.
'They are coming."
"Finally," Mont-D'or muttered, interested in a couple of dishes that had cheese in their name.
"We are BACK!" Luffy was the first to bust out of the mirror, looking happier than usual, someone probably told him that dinner will be meat-based which is why he was in a good mood.
"Welcome home, Master Luffy" A chef who stood nearby greeted him while bowing with the boy himself just simply waving along with a "Yo"
All servants in the Chateau were all sworn to secrecy about the existence and return of Charlotte Linlin's 36th son, especially after the Charlottes made an example out of a person who simply questioned what would happen if they did.
Made force to watch the man tossed off a cliff with his legs and arms bound by shackles along with a rope tied around his torso connected to a Boulder was quite the strong enforcement for them to shut the fuck up about this matter, and they will happily oblige.
Cracker, Amande followed behind and the chef greeted them all the same, but the next person made the Chef shriek as he stepped back.
"Ho, isn't this quite a fancy dining room."
At the unfamiliar voice, everyone turned their heads towards the old man popping out from the Mirror and reacted immediately.
Everybody knew who he was, despite his hair being longer and completely white, there was no mistaking that he was Silvers Rayleigh, former right-hand man of Gold Roger.
Some were relaxed, but many others were still tensed, not worried about the dark king being a possible threat, but rather because of Mama's former spite for the old man's crew.
"Hmmm, you haven't changed at all, Linlin." Rayleigh mused, his face was all smiles with a friendly demeanor, but his hands twitched, ever so slightly, ready to grab his blade to go on the defensive in a moment's notice.
But he relaxed as tensions eased in the room as the Yonko Laughed without any maliciousness in her tone.
"And you changed a lot... Let's agree to bury the past, it was a long time ago, no point in holding a meager grudge." With that Sentence, Rayleigh couldn't help but widen his eyes slightly at that but quickly reverted back to his neutral face.
She really mellowed out a lot if she considers that a meager grudge, and it was just from seeing a Newborn's smile...
Rayleigh gave a side glanced towards the boy in question, the corner of his lips couldn't help but point upwards as he thought about another baby, except him and his crew found him from a treasure chest.
Yeah, there's no doubt, you picked good on who to give that straw-hat to alright, you damn red-haired brat.
"Agreed" Rayleigh nodded, like dominoes, everyone relaxed, shoulders slumped with a few even letting out a sigh of relief, but the attention was still on him.
He just stood there as he watched Amande, Brulee, Cracker and finally Luffy moved to their seats.
Upon seeing the rubber boy sit down, he seemed to be conversing with those same two young girls that visited him along with another taller boy with a smile on his face. He should probably seat with them, it's always good to sit with people you knew.
So, he just simply grabbed the nearest chair near him and walked towards them, walking a circle around the room till he reached them and sat down between Luffy and the other person.
"Don't mind me."
"Don't sweat it-Yu." Yuen reassured Rayleigh as he moved his chair for the man to sit between him and his brother.
"You sure do have a lot of siblings, Luffy-kun" Rayleigh mused, internally sweat dropping as he looked around him, it's been a while since he had many people stared at him in recognition.
He could eye some who he had seen in the newspaper along with their bounties, but majority of them were unknown to him.
Yuen and Luffy laughed at Rayleigh's comment.
"Yeah! In total including Luffy here and me Yu, there's 86 children, 47 Brothers and 39 Sisters."
"Shishishi, I can't wait to tell Ace and Sabo about you guys!"
"Yeah! Go ahead, your sworn siblings are also ours too-yu!" Yuen gave the thumbs up to Luffy who responded with a wide grin, unaware about the majority of the older siblings including their Mama's thought about that...
Yeah, they needed to address and discuss that later, push that for the future selves, present selves just wanted to enjoy dinner.
"You sure seem to have gotten along with your siblings quite quickly, Luffy" Rayleigh mused making the young boy to laugh again.
"Alright! Without further ado, please enjoy your dinner!" The chef excused himself out of the dining room, leaving the family alone.
"He sure left in the hurry." Daifuku huffed before focusing on the dish covers as everyone started pulling them off, revealing the plates.
The fragrance hit them harder than any armament Haki users could ever accomplish, it was alien to majority of them, but the rare few were nostalgic about this old but recognizable smell before the formation of Totto Land.
The smell was violent in its impact, unforgiving for their nostrils as they took in its fragrance which was enhanced by its seasoning.
There were plates of popcorn chicken, Chicken nugget, and Fried Chicken, jerk chicken, steak fingers, hotdogs, turkey leg, Salisbury steak, buta kimchi, several slabs of different steaks stack up on one another, Sashimi, Crab legs, Lobster with butter dipping sauce, Beef Tenderloin/Wellington, Kholodets, Burgers/Sandwiches/Pizza with meat, Sushi with salmon and various slices of fish, lihapiirakka, BBQ skewers, spaghetti with Meatballs, Ramen with Beef/Pork/Chicken. Grilled brisket, Bacon wrapped-dates, satay sticks, shepherd's pie, pork loin, stew, Chicken Tikka, burritos, quesadilla, shish kabob, stew with different meats in them, Ham/Turkey slices, meatloaf.
and finally, the simple but a favorite for Luffys,
Meat on a bone, specifically, Sea king meat.
Overall, it made them incredibly insatiable for the taste for it, to sink their teeth into it and have a taste.
The first one to do that was Luffy, who happily grabbed the bone and started chewing barbarically, Smoothie followed next, grabbing a barbeque skewer and eating with delight as all followed, hands outstretched to grab different food from the plates.
"Delicious!"
"Damn, this is good."
Rayleigh looked amused as he ate slices of Ham and Turkey along with a couple pieces of Beef wellington while gazing at Luffy, the plate of meat on the bone was placed in front of him seat instead of being scattered around the tables like the rest which was left up for grabs, not only that, the portions were bigger, probably cooked for him so he would only focus on it rather than the others.
He wonders how many times he stolen food from his siblings until they came up with this solution for this day of dining.
"Your chefs did well, you must pay them high if you eat like this every day." Linlin snorted at Rayleigh's compliment, a chef working for her were one of the most well-paying jobs in Totto Land, but they went above what she paid them for, a bonus was probably in check for their hard work, she will just grab a handful of gold straight from the treasury and toss it to them, let them split it amongst themselves.
"Naturally! They are cooking for all of us, any human who could single-handedly feed me or one of my children alone earns my respect." Linlin said with pride as she devoured the Slabs of steak on a plate.
"Hmmm, understandable, I see half of where Luffy's appetite comes from" Rayleigh mused, the other half of where that black hole of a stomach was inherited from was towards Garp, he wasn't sure if dragon inherited that big appetite trait from his father or not, but it was highly plausible considering he was the navy hero's son.
Katakuri took great interest in the lihapiirakka, it was a type of pie made from the dough used for doughnuts, mixed with meat in it.
He hummed, using the same trick he used when eating around his family without showcasing his mouth, intensely concentrating on the pie and devouring it at the speed of light, his head motionless while a good chunk of the food disappeared, leaving only bite marks which was proof of him eating it.
"Hmmm, good" Katakuri hummed in approval at the taste while Oven and Daifuku just deadpanned at him for a solid 5 seconds before they continue eating on.
The snakeneck quadruplets in particular were ravenous, Amande in particular, was devouring food at almost the same speed as Luffy, the woman gulping different foods, finding the seafood most enjoyable.
It took 10 Minutes before everyone cleared the table, many degrees of satisfaction plastered on their face, Luffy being the brightest.
"Well, that was fulfilling" Perospero hummed, licking his lips to clear any leftover crumbs on his mouth while Compote nodded alongside him.
"To think you eat like this every day, I'm quite envious of you, Luffy~" Rayleigh said with an amused smile at the younger boy who simply laughed at that.
"Alright" Big mom clasp her hand, looking down towards all her children, getting their attention "do you mind leaving me with this old man so we can coverse, for a bit?"
The siblings looked at each other, nodding at one another before one by one they all left, Yuen dragging Luffy out along with him, shooting a glance at his brother who kept staring on at Rayleigh and their mother, just staring at each other.
Rayleigh, broke the silence once the doors clicked "So, what do you want to discuss with me, Big mom?"
Linlin huffed, drinking from her wine glass that was half full. "Don't worry, it's just a simple question." Rayleigh quirked an eyebrow but nodded. "Go on."
"Are you actually married to Shakky-chan?"
"Yes, I am, happily so."
"Huh, so all those times you both clashed back when she and I were still apart of Rocks, you both were actually..."
"Flirting? Yes, we were."
"Huh..." Big mom blinked, before reaching from behind her, towards a drawer, a flower vase at the corner along with various den den Mushis at its side.
She grabbed the furthest left one and placed the snail phone on the table and simply dialed.
Puru-Puru-Puru-Puru
Rayleigh blinked, seeing the expression of big mom's eyes narrowed with a shit-eating grin on her face while waiting for the other end to pick up, it was as if she hit the lottery.
"Who are you calling?"
"Give me a moment..."
Puru-Puru-Puru-Puru, Puru-Puru-Puru-Puru, Puru-Puru-Puru-Puru, Puru-Puru-Pur-CLICK
"Good evening, this is the captain of the beast pirates Kaido, how would you like to fucking die?"
"Brat! It's been a while!"
"Huh? Old hag?! What the fuck do you want?"
"YOU NOW NOT ONLY OWE ME FOR SAVING YOUR FUCKING ASS AT GOD VALLEY! YOU NOW ALSO OWE ME 100,000 BERIES YOU UNGRATEFUL SON OF A BITCH!"
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(A/N)
-Alright, at least this didn't took so fucking long like the previous one lmao.
-Chapter is shorter, just because :P (Want shorter chapters but faster uploads, or longer chapters but longer uploads?)
-Anyways, life's alright, maybe I can squeeze another chapter near the end of the year, who knows?
-Anyways, here's some more shit that I drew (On Wattpad, includes concept of what Big mom should somewhat look like, may need to redraw :P)