"Omake 12 Luffy's Christmas!"
Morning at the Kiyashi ward shopping mall...
It was a nice cold morning at the Kiyashi mall as Luffy and Momo are lining up to sit on Santa's lap to tell him what they want for Christmas.
"Woah... so this is where we asked that red fat guy what we want for this Chrismasy thingy?" Luffy asked.
"Yes, and for the last time his name is 'Santa'."Yaoyorozu corrected him. ''Btw, did you bring your Christmas list?"
"Yep!" Luffy replied before pulling out his list from his pocket. "You?"
''Hmhmhm, of course I brought mine as well!" Yaoyorozu replied with a smile to her little brother before pulling out her list as well from her coat and huff a puff of smoke from her nose.
"Next!" A woman wearing an elf costume called as the next child went next to sit on santa's lap to tell him what he wants for Christmas.
"Hey, Momo... why people like to sit on that fat guy's lap and tells what they want for Christmas?" Luffy asked in curiousness.
"Well... that's because kids love it, and Christmas is a time of magic and warmth and innocence where you excitedly climb into Santa's lap because they are too excited about the toys Santa will bring them and might that he's also magical as well!" Yaoyorozu explained in glee.
"Magical? I don't sense any magical in him all I sense is just a normal guy in a costume." Luffy said in a blunt unaware that he was next to a bunch of kids who are shocked and confused on what he said.
"Eh?"
"He's not Santa?"
"Is Santa not coming?"
Yaoyorozu got panic as she went behind Luffy and began reassuring the kids. "Don't believe him kids, he was just kidding, of course that's santa." She reassured frantically waving her hands.
"Huh, but i'm not-mph!" Luffy was cutoff when his sister covered his mouth with her hand and glared at him.
"Don't you dare break these kids christmas spirit on meeting santa especially me, because that is SANTA, cause if you dare say it I promised that I will banned you from eating meat for 6 months and I'll call Krampus to to eat you on Christmas Eve, understood!" Yaoyorozu warned Luffy as he noodded in understandment. "Good!" She let's go of his mouth until...
"Next!"
The woman wearing the elf costume called the next person and caught their attention.
"Oh look, it's your turn Lu." Yayorozu noticed.
''Really, Wohoo, hahahaha!" Luffy shouted in excitement and jumped over to Santa's lap with his list on his hand. "But make it quick... because I wanna sit on Santa's lap too!"
"Hohoho, what do you want for Christ-WOAH BIG BOY!" The cosplay santa yelled in panic seeing a teenager with a straw hat jumped towards him and land on his lap.
"OOF!"
"Okay, red santa guy here's what I want for Christmas!" Luffy said before unrolling his list till it reaches the floor and tells santa what he wants for chistmas.
"I want boar meat, cow meat, chicken meat, crocodile meat, rabbit meat, duck meat, deer meat!" Luffy began reading aloud on his wish list on what he want for christmas.
"Aren't you a bit too old for this?" The cosplay santa asked Luffy
"Nope, but anyway I want crab meat, bull meat, antelope meat, goat meat!" Luffy continued his list.
"Come on, Lu..." Yaoyorozu begged impatiently wanting to go next as Luffy keeps rambling on about his meat wish.
1 hour later...
"Come on... hurry up!" Yaoyorozu demanded while tapping her food as it has been an hour Luffy been listing off his meat wish and the kids are tired and whining that they want to go next.
"Ooo, I also want this turkey meat as well because it's taste good and there's an elephant meat, horse meat!" Luffy continues on as cosplay santa is starting to get tired on listening to his wish.
"Come on..." Yaoyorozu continues to begged until a few seconds later... "DARN IT LUFFY, IT'S MY TURN!!!" She yelled in anger before activating her armanent haki ok her right fist and punch Luffy off of Santa's lap.
"Woah!" Luffy crashed to a pile of presents as Yaoyorozu finally has her turn to sit on Santa's lap with a smile on her face.
"Uhhh... hohoho, what do you want for Christmas young lady?" The cosplay santa asked with a sweatdrop beside his head until, Momo pulled out her long Christmas wish list from her pocket, and began reading it.
"I want a fur coat, a new love story novel, a cute dress, a bunch of quiz books...'' Yaoyorozu began listing her list to the cosplay santa.
'Why did I accept this job... I knew I should've taken that job at the coal factory!' The man in the santa costume thought in regret while listening to Yaoyorozu's long wish and Luffy rubs the pain on top of his head.
END
Have a merry christmas everyone!
