"IT WAS CHRISTMASTIME YET AGAIN AND ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE PREPARING FOR YET ANOTHER EXCITING CHRISTMAS SHOW DOWN IN HOLLYWOOD."

"Alright, PLACES PEOPLE!!" The Director shouted.

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE DOING A PRODUCTION OF A RELATIVELY OVERDONE CHRISTMAS STORY, WHICH ALL OF YOU WILL KNOW AS "A Christmas Carol". AS SUCH, EVERYTHING HAD BEEN DECORATED AND THE STAGE WAS SET TO RESEMBLE VICTORIAN-ERA ENGLAND, WITH BORIS AS SCROOGE AND ROCKY AS TINY TIM, ALONG WITH OTHER JAY WARD CHARACTERS FILLING VARIOUS ROLES."

"A VERY CHRISTMAS CAROL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE TAKE ONE!!" The Director exclaimed while another assistant held up a clapboard.

"CHRISTMAS?!" Boris exclaimed, doing his best "crotchety old man" impression. "BAH HUMDINGER!!"

"CUT!!" The director exclaimed through his megaphone. "The line is "Bah Humbug!"."

"Oh yea." Boris replied.

"TAAAKE TWO!!" The director exclaimed yet again.

"SOME MORE SCENES WERE FILMED UNTIL IT WAS TIME FOR BULLWINKLE TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE. IN THE ROLE OF SCROOGE'S NEPHEW, FRED, BULLWINKLE WAS MEANT TO BURST THROUGH THE MISER'S DOOR, PROCLAIMING MERRY CHRISTMAS. LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES DOWN…"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, bursting through the door, practically knocking it off its hinges due to his weight and not knowing his own strength.

"CUT!" The director exclaimed.

"Wha' happen?" Bullwinkle stammered.

"You nearly broke the door, TAKE TWO!!" The director exclaimed.

"BULLWINKLE TRIED AGAIN."

"--MERRY CHRIST--"

(*CRASH!*) An antique lamp for the set broke on the ground.

"AND AGAIN."

"MERRY CHRISTMA--"

(*KER-RUNCH!*) His antlers became stuck in the doorway, forming huge cracks in the fake wall.

"AND AGAIN."

"MERRY--"

(*FWOOSH!*) He knocked over another antique lamp, causing the 1800's scenery to burst into flames and the studio's sprinkler system to activate, coating everything in water.

"THE DIRECTOR GLARED AT BULLWINKLE, FURIOUS AT THE THOUGHT HE'D RUINED THAT SETPIECE THAT WAS EXPENSIVE TO CONSTRUCT."

"--THATS LUNCH EVERYBODY!!" He shouted through his megaphone again before storming off.

"AND WITH THAT, BULLWINKLE REMOVED HIS OUTFIT AND WALKED OFF THE STAGE, INTO THE CALIFORNIA SUN, OFF TO HIS TRAILER, SLAMMING THE DOOR."

"Bullwinkle, is everything alright?" Rocky asked, stepping into the moose's dressing room.

"Oh yeah you would TOTALLY know, what with not breakin' stuff like an idiot…" Bullwinkle remarked, slamming his head on a table. "You're SO PERFECT AND I'M SO CLUMSY! I'm just a dumb ol' clumsy sidekick and that's how I'll always be, always stuck in your shadow."

"No Bullwinkle, you're not like that at all!" Rocky replied. "We love you so much!"

"Yeah?" Bullwinkle replied. "Well, tough. I think my life would be way better if—" The moose stammered, "If I didn't even EXIST (exist…exist…exist…)"

"THIS STATEMENT SEEMED TO ECHO IN ROCKY'S EAR…."

"—Exist, exist, exist…" Bullwinkle whispered.

"PROBABLY BECAUSE BULLWINKLE WAS STILL WHISPERING IT INTO ROCKY'S EAR."

"Alright, I get it!" Rocky shoved the moose aside. "Well, I'll let you sleep on this issue…"

"ROCKY WALKED OUT OF BULLWINKLE'S TRAILER AND LEFT TO GO GET PIZZA WITH THE OTHER CAST MEMBERS, LEAVING BULLWINKLE ALONE, AND STILL QUITE ANGRY!"

"stupid...Christmas Carol movie..." he grumbled, falling asleep on the floor in his trailer. "Liked the one with...Bill Murray...better..."

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "It's A Pun-derful Life!" OR "I'd Lasso The Moose!"!"