Here is another poem I wrote about Sly Cooper that I perform at coffee house in my city so here it go:
Pull up, on the double, these Cooper gang boys want trouble They call me Flintstone, and my homie's Bently Rubble Rebel, devil Chase em' through the ghetto Break these motherfuckers off with just one dedo Metal bracelets, facin', worse incarceration Aim for the dome, gotta keep my concentration Since elementary, it was destined for me, to see the penitentiary Late Friday, or was it early Saturday I hit him with the shotty that I bought from Academy Duck for cover, you marked motherfucker Didn't momma say not to play with niggas from the gutter, momma's dead so no worry I smell under-covers, I die with my brothers Bently and Murry And when I'm on the mic, I represent all colors Last summer, I escaped from an asylum You know the three digits, bitch, you better dial 'em
No matter where you at, do you represent Sly Cooper city
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you take fools out like they acting really shitty
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Did your Safehouse crib get raided by this Carmelita fox little piggy
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy H
ave you ever whooped a guard nigga til he really look silly
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
I suck the coins like mosquito, facin' Judge Ito Joint in my mouth, lookin' big as a burrito Turnin' ten into twenty, twenty into forty Forty into eighty, everything is gravy Won't you play me in your deck-ah Microphone check-ah Quick to grab a chickenhead, hutch by the neck-ah Double decker, Carmelita Fox on my Woody Woodpecker Niggas call me cryin', say that I'm a homewrecker Berreta underneath my blue sweater Fuck a fine loca by the name of guera Stackin' more cheddar, the Speedy Gonzales Smoother than the head of Mister Telly Sevalas Tu sabes, haciendo jales, movin' llaves Order two tacos with the beans and nopales Don't blame us, just because I'm famous And got my middle finger up your baby mama anus
Do you raise Ben Davis, or do you sag Dickies
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Carmelita bitch got my name Cooper tattooed on her titty
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you bump 2Pac, or do you bump Biggie
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you sleep with your wife or with a nine milli
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
I got sacks for sale, in the land of hell My enemies in the Fiendish Five don't even get a chance to yell In the black Chevelle, with my man Miguel Little pigs wanna put my fuckin' ass in jail Stack my mail, where the bastards dwell Puffin' on Jane cause that's my gal Never brag or tell, but I blast 'em well I shoot more shots than Tennesee Kid Cooper, well Pick the chosen, and form an alliance Move in silence and gather loyal clients Corporate giants with street science Cookin' dope on a kitchen appliance Don't try it, if you can't keep quiet I put seventeen bullets in your diet Layin' in a puddle cause you hoes wanna rumble Sly Cooper master thief like Tarzan, King of the jungle
Do you got 5 screens in your '86 Rivi?
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you flip Snow White quick, fast, in a jiffy
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
When you buy new tennies, do you spend one fifty
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you smoke swisha sweets, or do you smoke Phillies?
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Have you ever bought a TV from dope fiend, Willie
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you sip Cognac, or do you sip Remy
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Have you ever slapped a bitch like Neyla for givin' you a big hickey
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy {*laughing*}
Do you get shit crunk, or do you get jiggy
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Will you still be fuckin' when you're way past sixty
{*chuckling*}
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Could I hide in your house if the cops Carmelita and Neyla was tryin' to get me
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Would you fuck a thick bitch like Mz. Ruby, even though she wasn't pretty
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
If I was doin' bad, would you smoke a blunt with me
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy {*laughing*}
Are you a young city slicker or a country hillbilly
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you like Fonzarelli or Lenny and Squiggy
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
When you wake up on a Sunday, do you feel shitty?
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you pass on the ass, if you don't got a jimmy?
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Just to fuck a fine bitch, would you eat out the kitty?
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Have you been with two hoes that wasn't strictly dickly?
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy
Do you hit anything or are you really picky?
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy