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Topic: Get ready for Precog/Postcog Bullshit Normies.
In: Boards Global BREAKING NEWS New Capes
Prophet (Original Poster) (Verified Eldritch-hivemind) (Verified Precog)
Posted on Feb 14th, 2011:
First of all, hello to you all! I am Prophet and I am the leader of an Eldritch Hivemind. No, I am not kidding. If I were, some or the other Moderator out there would be able to remove this. You all can try but this thread and any thread I make, stays on the site. Still, you all are welcome to try. After all, you shouldn't give up before you try.
I guess I can be considered a cape in a loose sense as you all culturally refer to superpowered beings as capes. Anyways, enough about me. This thread is where I shall give you informations about conspiracies, future information and some juicy secrets. These can range from the mundane and embarrassing secrets to world shaking ones. Frankly, don't expect me to give you useful info only. After all, our Hivemind is doing this for amusement. That's the end goal.
For now, I shall give you three tidbits to prove some of my worth.
1. Sophia Hess of Brockton Bay, is Shadow Stalker, ward of Protectorate ENE. Yes, we unmasked a cape publically. And Yes, none of you can do shit about this.
2. Dean Stadfield of Brockton Bay, is Gallant of Protectorate ENE Wards. So, you can all stop pestering Collateral Damage Barbie aka @GloryGirl about cheating or being in a poly relationship. Frankly, my main reason for this reveal is for you shitheads to stop making all those disturbing DeanXGallant fics where they both realise that they are suddenly soulmates and all that jazz. Yes, I am looking at you, SpecificProtagonist. You shitheads can even make 4th Dimensional beings like me shiver in disgust. Also, Happy Valentine's Day, Vicky and Dean. Hope you enjoy it
3. Alexandria is the PRT Chief Director- Rebecca Costa Brown. Don't believe me? Heh, I know that. Bitch is stealthy as fuck. It doesn't hurt that she has connections.
So, here's all the proof about the secret identities of those I mentioned. Remember that this is ALL the proof that has existed till now. Sick a Thinker on this. There is way too much data in that file. And I couldn't be bothered to sort that out.
[LINK]
(P.S- I'll post such info every week on PHO. Get ready for your worldview to get rekt.)
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RichardKeister
Posted on Feb 14th, 2011:
@DickButt AND I keep telling you that this is just some high level Thinker fucking with us. There's no way this is an actual Eldritch being, you fucking moron.
Acree
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
I know I shouldn't find it funny, but did you see how quickly LEGEND went from trying to save Alexandria's ass to apologising as he realised that the information has already been verified by Thinkers worldwide. Poor guy. Lol
Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
@Acree Cut Alexandria some slack dude. She, Legend, Eidolon and...Hero were the people that led America out of the Dark Parahuman Ages.
Yeah, she has been misleading us but we can all guess the reasons. She has been doing her best to help us all. Don't forget that she is THE Hero for most of us. She is a pillar of strength to us all in these dark times. I am not saying that she shouldn't be punished but still, all those people suddenly calling for her blood need to cool down. Fuckers don't understand how much Alexandria has sacrificed for us all. Doing her job as the PRT Chief Director and one of the Triumvirate has to be absolutely draining.
Please try to be civil about this.
GloryGirl (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Fuck you prophet. I don't care who you are but unmasking my boyfriend like this isn't cool. No need to hide behind the front of being an 'Eldritch Hivemind'. It's clear that you are an asshole who finds amusement in the misery of others. Fucking Thinkers.
@Tin_Mother Why isn't he banned yet? Also, how did he get the Verified tags?
[@Tin_Mother: We are doing our best, Glory Girl. Many Tinkers and Thinkers are trying to solve this. But as prophet said, none have been able to succeed. They have also given themselves the tags. We effectively have no control over the situation.]
Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Thanks for the support, Procto. This is my personal opinion- I feel exactly the same as you. While there is some discontent and anger, not gonna lie, it's not really aimed at Alexandria.
It is mostly due to being lied for years. On the other hand, my respect for Alexandria has increased a lot. The woman has been working non-stop for the past few years(as Chief Director and as a Cape). Her dedication makes it very hard to get mad at her. Also, as I said before, this is my personal opinion.
FlippinMad (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Are we just gonna ignore that Shadow Stalker has killed people(even if they were scum like E88 and ABB)? The fact that she has become a ward without any repurcussions isn't something that can be ignored.
ThatDude
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Okay, yeah... A High-level Thinker who can uncover conspiracies hidden so expertly that the conspiracy held on for freaking years. Welp, there shall be chaos. The chaos shall be golden! Muaahhahahaha
SpecificProtagonist
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Eeep. I'll try not to write anymore fanfiction, Mr.Prophet. Don't hurt me
Acree
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
@Procto the Unfortunate Tinker, Whoa dude. I didn't mean it that way. I was just finding some laughing at Legend's behaviour. As for my personal opinion on the matter, I don't fucking care. If Alexandria is doing her job right, I don't care about any conspiracy or what not.
Also @ThatDude, Bro chill out. Despite this Thinker being a very high level one, he/she is a megalomaniac with chunnibyou tendencies. Don't encourage them.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
@TotallyADude, you owe me 100 bucks. I told ya Alexandria was Rebecca Costa-Brown. But no, you stupid normies don't listen, do you?
TotallyADude (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Fucking hell. What the fuck is this? Void being right? There goes 100 bucks. What next? Eidolon secretly controlling the Endbringers? Don't get a big head, Void. Just because one of your crack theories got confirmed doesn't mean rest of them hold any truth.
Also, PM me your bank account number. I'll send you the money, you Chunnibyou loner.
бодрствующий (Not the Sleeper)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Oh great, more drama. At least this shall be amusing. Didn't think there would be a time when I was at a loss. Well, I guess that's what life is supposed to be about.
Also, Winged_One I don't think it's in your best interests to try to interrogate our 4th Dimensional Overlords. Besides, they'll make things interesting.
Winged_One
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Apologies. Sir/Ma'am prophet can you help me be free from the High Priest?
Prophet (Original Poster) (Verified Eldritch-hivemind) (Verified Precog)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
@GloryGirl Woah! Are you sure heroes should act like this? Poor Collateral Damage Barbie. Can't even go to PanPan to get this issue solved. You know, just like you did with all those gangsters? The ones you nearly killed?
For those who don't believe this, here's the [LINK] with all the proof. Here's an expert advice- Don't try to piss off a person with absolute power over you. You'll not like the results. Also, sorry for doing this PanPan. I know this is blasphemy but this ignorant bimbo doesn't deserve your love, my Goddess.
@бодрствующий Things are definitely gonna become interesting. There's no doubt about that. Hope you like the chaos we cause
Winged_One Not at the moment. That would be counterproductive to our goal of having fun. Still, because you behaved like a good girl, it's a promise that you shall be free in the next few months.
SpecificProtagonist Hmm. Very well. In exchange for your safety(I'll ensure it), you shall write us glorious smut of our goddess PanPan!
Bagrat: We(and specifically I) don't give a fuck about the secret identities bullshit. This world is our sandbox and we are here to find entertainment and we'll get it however we want.
Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Replied On Feb 15th 2011:
Holy freaking shit. Prophet has a God Complex as well and he has a crush on Panacea! This is big news. Also, my sources have informed me that the PRT have given prophet a tentative rating of Thinker 7 Tinker 4(for the apparent Technopathy).
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Author's note: This is my first time being the QM of a Quest so please be lenient. Yes, this was inspired from 'Meta' and 'Special Edition'. I enjoyed those stories a lot and got the idea to start this from there.
Ok, so the rules are pretty simple. You can Write In] three entries- One for the Good Faction of Hivemind, one for the Neutral One and one for the Chaos one. Remember that only one of them will be selected. If more than one of your entires is selected, it's because there was an overwhelming majority.
The Good Faction stands for entries that would see immediate and long term benefits for Earth Bet such as announcing Bakuda's presence while catering her ego so that the Protectorate keeps her under them. Having an extra BS Tinker that could fuck over Endbringers if given enough time and prep is great.
The Neutral Faction stands for entries that would help/harm some faction or individual but it wouldn't affect the world on a large scale. These entries would include helping Mouse Protector escape S9 or revealing Coil's identity. While thwarting Coil's plots can be considered a good action, it would cause destruction as well. The long term benefits are nearly none.
The Chaos faction shall be the faction that can provide news like PanPan's incestous affections to the world(further breaking her) though I would like to avoid that, PanPan is our glorious goddess and harming her is heresy! Then again, this is the Chaos faction. Other examples include spilling secrets of a major faction like the Elite, Protectorate, Yangban, etc. You can even provide things like 'Skitter Facts' to the public(as long as it avoids major reveals)
What NOT to do:
Don't discuss anything regarding Cauldron, Case 53s, Endbringers and Scion. I'll be giving you an option to reveal a major news like this every 20k words. You can stew in the glorious chaos then. Of course, you can ignore this and shitpost but you are not going to get the opportunity to vote when the option actually comes up.
I'll post three pieces of Precog/Postcog news on PHO every week in the story's timeline. I am giving you all 3 days to vote. In the meantime, I'll write another chapter showcasing the repurcussions of this. Anyways, let's get on with this.