(Or "Step by Stepford Wives!")
"W-well h-hey folks! Welcome back to the s-show! The uh, last time you all remember, Bullwinkle found himself in a brand new Frostbite Falls! One that he created due to w-wishin' he was never born!"
"Will you QUIT IT!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, attempting to swat the narrator away. "They know what's happening!"
"But w-what they don't know, is that due to Bullwinkle having n-never existed in this timeline, Boris and Natasha took over everything! T-this caused a buncha Jay Ward c-cartoons ta take a different p-path in life..."
(*pan to the local bank, which is being robbed.*)
"GIMMIE ALL TH' MONAYY IN TH' CASH REGISTER!!" A familiar, Bostonian voice exclaimed, then clucked.
"W-wait, is that SUPER CHICKEN?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed in disbelief.
"Sure is pal!" The narrator commented. "Without you and Rocky to kickstart an entire cartoon universe, he turned to a life of crime!"
"Hard ta believe just one guy could cause all this disaster..." Bullwinkle spoke, walking out of the bank with the narrator.
(*"Stayin' Alive"* by The Bee Gees plays)
"A-as Bullwinkle an' the narrator continued to walk down the streets of Nu-Frostbite Falls, he could see that things were still worse for wear--Underdog was chained up by his villains, Marigold was the leader of some street racer thugs, and--oh, I can't believe I'm sayin' this--poor Fearless Leader had been rendered homeless."
"FEARLESS LEADER?!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed at the sight of the former Pottsylvanian dictator. "W-what the heck are you doin' out here?!"
"Dey threw me owt…" the German-accented man groaned and coughed briefly.
"Who did?" Bullwinkle replied.
"Boriz, und Netesha…" Fearless Leader grumbled, pointing at the center of town. "They're een dat club ower dere."
"F-Fearless, uh, Leader pointed at a massive, modern nightclub in the center of town. Millions of people crowded around the entrance, attempting to get in. The exterior was completely chrome, and th' logo was other than a massive version of Boris Badenov's face."
"Let's go." Bullwinkle spoke.
"Woah, okay!" The narrator exclaimed, Bullwinkle dragging him off by the hand with him. "M-Make sure ta be with us after this short break for "Out you pixies!" or "No moose is a failure"!"