"Now here's something we hope you'll really like!" Rocky smiled, hugging Bullwinkle.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Both Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed.
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(Bullwinkle awakens in a very candy-coated landscape. The ground appears to be made of pink frosting. A whole host of gingerbread men emerge from the cotton-candy bushes and make Bullwinkle a gingerbread man-themed suit and hat.)
("Sweet Gingerbread Man" (originally by Sammy Davis, Jr.) plays)
(The gingerbread men take Bullwinkle exploring across their candy-coated land as they and he sing;)
Bullwinkle: "(singing) Feel like I'm made out of gingerbread,
Uh huh,"
Gingerbread men: "(uh huh)!"
Bullwinkle: "uh huh!"
Gingerbread men: "(uh huh)!"
(Bullwinkle and the gingerbread men are now having a snowball fight with the frosting, the gingerbread men appear to be greatly outnumbering him.)
Bullwinkle: "(singing) Crumb pickin' lip lickin' gingerbread
Uh huh!"
Gingerbread men: "(uh huh)!"
Bullwinkle: "uh huh!"
Gingerbread men: "(uh huh)!"
(Bullwinkle immediately becomes pelted with frosting snowballs. Cut to he and the gingerbread men are now sledding down a snowy hill on a toboggan made from life savers and twizzlers.)
(the gingerbread men harmonize with this next verse with "oohs")
Bullwinkle: "(singing) Can't think about rainy weather now
I've finally got myself together now
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man..."
(Bullwinkle now has a candy cane in one of his hands, so do the gingerbread men, now forming a chorus line with the moose.)
Bullwinkle: "(singing) I'm twirlin' a cane made of peppermint
Uh huh,"
Gingerbread men: "(uh huh)"
Bullwinkle: "uh huh!"
Gingerbread men: "(uh huh)"
Bullwinkle: "Nice sticky hands, sticky peppermint
Uh huh (uh huh), uh huh (uh huh)
(He twirls the candy cane too quickly and drops it, falling out of frame. Cut to Bullwinkle seated atop a pink cotton candy cloud, reclining.)
Bullwinkle: "Spun sugary cloud I'm floatin' on
Sun's spreadin' my suit of sugar coatin' on
All tasty and tan, sweet gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
I've got a feelin' wouldn't trade for anything
For all the peas,"
(He kicks a crate labeled "PEAS" aside)
Gingerbread men: "(for all the peas)"
For all the greens (for all the greens)
(kicks another crate labeled "GREENS" aside)
For all the world, world
Ooh, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Feel like I'm made out of gingerbread"
(Bullwinkle sleds down a long, powdered-sugar hill, covered with Little Debbie(TM) Christmas tree cakes and other candies)
"Uh huh (uh huh), uh huh (uh huh)
Crumb pickin' lip lickin' gingerbread
Uh huh (uh huh), uh huh (uh huh)
Won't think about rainy weather now
I've finally got myself together now
All tasty and tan, sweet gingerbread man"
(Bullwinkle skyrockets into the air, before landing head-first into the powdered sugar snow, the gingerbread men pull him out, only for him to careen down another hill, forming a snowball that only grows larger as he descends.)
"Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
All tasty and tan, sweet gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
Gingerbread, gingerbread, gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man
Sweet gingerbread man
Fresh out of the pan, sweet gingerbread man"
(The snowball finally breaks apart, exploding everywhere. Bullwinkle and the gingerbread men are completely unharmed, however...that is until Bullwinkle takes a bite out of a gingerbread man's head.)
Gingerbread man: "(*screams*)"