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Topic: This week's Announcements
In: Boards Global ANNOUNCEMENT Prophet's den of Degeneracy
Prophet (Original Poster) (Verified Eldritch-hivemind) (Verified Precog)
Posted on Feb 21th, 2011:
Yo! Welcome back Normies! First of all, I would like to introduce you all to this brand new forum. 'Prophet's den of Degeneracy' is a forum where you can discuss anything regarding us. Anything means anything- we won't punish you for disrespecting us. There are some weird factions in the hivemind that are turned on by insults. Shiver
Anyways, this subforum is the one you all should use when talking about us. I personally feel that this is going to be great. So much chaos! Muaaahahaa.
Ahem. Ignoring my slightly Chuunibyou tendencies, the doors to this den of Degeneracy are open for all from now on. SpecificProtagonist, there is a specific sub-forum named 'Acolytes of PanPan' here. We are making you its [Moderator]. You are to write lesbian smut of our Goddess PanPan and inspire others to do so as well. We, in the hivemind, encourage porn…loads of porn.
Things you shouldn't do in the subforum-
1. Write Panacea/GloryGirl or Panacea/Brandish ships. We abhor them. The blonde bimbo and her bitch mother aren't worthy of our Goddess' love. You are, however, allowed to ship her with other members of her family. LadyPhoton/Panacea is good civilization. Blonde Milfs are hot and PanPan is hotter.
2. Don't write male love interests. Don't sully our Goddess by shipping her with those filth. They aren't worthy. You are allowed to write Case53 smut though. Tentacle porn is always welcome- just make them female. We appreciate your tastes, dear acolyte.
Panacea, we apologise for the sadness we caused but we don't regret it. We truly believe that the blonde bimbo is unworthy and was punished for being so. Still, we did take into consideration your requests. So, @GloryGirl (better known as GloryHole) will not be targeted from thereafter.
However, do note that we are ultimately here for our amusement. Therefore, this is the first and last time we are showing special favor. Also, your family(adoptive or otherwise) don't have the same immunity. Be thankful to Goddess PanPan, GloryHole.
Moving on, here is this week's NEWS:
1. Jack Slash is a Thinker/Master focussed on Parahumans. Jacob thinks that he's clever but all of his best ideas, plans, and feats have been spoon fed to him. But what do you expect from King's third favourite child. He's only alive because his powers ask other powers to please not hurt him.[P.S- Thank Psychosama from the hivemind for this favor, you plebs]
2. Coil(Brockton Bay villain) has, or will have, a tentacle monster in his basement, the degenerate madman. Hide your ABB schoolgirls (Bomb Tinker powers optional).[P.S- While we promote hentai and porn, we don't condone rape. Therefore, majority of us don't want tentacle porn happening IRL- just saying.]
3. Harbinger(former S9 member) is alive and working under the name Numberman. He's in charge of a significant chunk of the world's finances and almost all Parahuman banking
Once again, here's a link proving my theories. [LINK]
(P.S- Do note that this time the link doesn't contain hundreds of inconsequential things. Therefore, unlike last time where you all got a whiff of ShadowStalker's crimes, this time you all aren't going to get Coil's plans and identify spoonfed to you on a silver platter.)
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Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Posted on Feb 21th, 2011:
Jesus Christ! It's barely been 10 minutes and there's already been so much speculation. I do understand why it's happening but it's one thing to know about something and another thing to witness it.
On the topic of today's announcement, I have only one thing to say- What the fuck?
I mean- we all knew intellectually that things were about to get heated. prophet's announcement that they were going to post such information every week managed to get us serious but this- this is something else.
I legit didn't think that any announcement prophet could make would be on the level of their first post. Apparently, I was wrong. This is fucking insane. The best/worst part is that I am posting this after having gone through all the evidence presented. And my verdict is that the proof is damning.
1. This is a major revelation. Jack Slash, the vile disgusting monster he is, has been the bane of so many people that at one point that you start counting the ones that managed to live. The best part is that S9 don't use PHO.
There have been a few times when some vital info regarding S9 was posted on some forum by some morons before being taken down. Surprisingly, they didn't get any whiff of the government's plans. This means there is a chance that the leader of one of the most vile groups in the world can be killed.
Also, the italicized sentence has some horrific implications. The implications that powers are alive is terrifying. Unfortunately, Prophet hasn't provided us with proof regarding that.
2. I…don't know how to react regarding this. Intellectually, I know that this is a major thing in regards to Brockton Bay but this doesn't fit the grand revelations Prophet has thrown in our faces. I know it might come off as off-putting but the fact that a villain has a 'tentacle' monster(Prophet's words not mine) doesn't concern most of us. The theory that Prophet is based in Brockton Bay is making more and more sense.
3. Surprisingly, this is the biggest revelation from Prophet. A fucking villain being in charge of more than 90% of the world's economy is a damning thought. The realisation that you are a financial puppet to a former S9 member is terrifying to say the least. It does let us know how the vile monsters manage to just slip under the radar somehow.
First Alexandria, now this- Is our world filled with huge conspiracy or something? What next? Harbinger- sorry, Numberman being part of a Shadowy group controlling the world? Normally, I don't try being a conspiracy theorist but the world stopped making sense some moments ago. Cut me some slack, 'Kay?
On a parting note, Prophet is a simp, confirmed(don't take this to your heart, Prophet). Also, it looks like while he/she is okay with girl-on-girl action, they don't like Panacea being sexually associated with males. Is it what they call possessiveness?
Acree
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
First of all- Holy fuck! Secondly, since when did you become such a nerd Bagrat?
Continues freaking out*
Panacea (Verified Cape) (World's greatest healer) (Goddess PanPan)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
prophet I am…still angry with you but thanks for giving 'immunity' to Vicky. Can I ask the same for my family as well?
Also, can you stop encouraging Panacea porn? I am still underage.
Puppy Eyes*
Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
The fact that prophet has a high chance of being based in BrocktonBay is disconcerting to say the least. Personally, I don't want a gang war starting in my city just because someone local cape pissed off one of the most powerful Thinkers in the world and the Thinker decided to do something stupid such as unmasking the whole Empire.
Yes, Prophet's threat evaluation has gone up and I am authorised to tell you all about that.
Also, Bagrat you missed the fact that Prophet mentioned a female Bomb Tinker in ABB. Aside from that, excellent evaluation. Are you sure you aren't a low level Thinker, my friend?
SpecificProtagonist
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
Blush
Thanks for catering to my tastes, Mr./Ms. Prophet. I shall not disappoint you. All hail our goddess PanPan!
Goes back to writing Panacea/Laserdream fanfiction*
Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
Takes a look at SpecificProtagonist*
Oh God, they are multiplying.
@Reave, Nah. I don't have any Thinker powers. I would be a Rogue if I did.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
@FutaDudette, you owe me 50 bucks. I fucking knew it. A villain has to be controlling all our economy! Next thing you know, Legend's a cannibal.
FutaDudette (Verified Pervert)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
Who summoned me? *Takes a look at the poster… Does a spit take*
Ayo, what the fuck? Jack Slash is a master? That- that explains so much. Also, tentacle monsters? Yum. I wonder if it would like to fuck me. Unfortunately, I am not in Brockton. Oi Mr.Coil, whoever you are, I would pay you a lot if you allow me a look into your basement.
Also, what the fuck? Since when did we start living in a comic book world? Oh right, we have heroes, villains, freaking Kaijus. Of course, we are living in a comic book or a badly written fanfiction. Lastly Void, I am not @TotallyADude. I ain't a saint. No one's paying you anything, you idiot lunatic. Stop dreaming.
Deimos (Kyushu Survivor)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
So you mean to tell me that our whole economy is pupetted by a fucking S9 villain?
And that a villain from BrocktonBay has a hentai monster in his basement. That place is fucking weird. They have Neo-nazis, a rage dragon who fought motherfucking Leviathan to a still and now a tentacle hentai fetishist. Are we sure we aren't in a grimderp hentai setting like Taimanin(that Aleph hentai).
Hey, don't judge me. We all have our tastes. Just look at SpecificProtagonist- though I have to admit, you are a talented smut writer.
Now, let me go cry over the fact that Financial Security is a lie.
ScaryFedoraLady (Verified Boogeyman)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
Where do you live? Tell me. We can use your help.
Prophet (Original Poster) (Verified Eldritch-hivemind) (Verified Precog)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
Bagrat Some secrets are meant to be revealed in stages. Besides, we are having fun with all this chaos. While I can't speak for the rest of the hivemind, I personally am a simp for our Goddess PanPan.
Panacea No can do. While we are humble followers of yours, my goddess; we seek entertainment and chaos. The best compromise I can offer you is that I'll personally request the others in the hivemind to not target your family. Still, it is their decision and I'll not influence it any more. Also, PanPan smut is within our rights! We, as an Eldritch Hivemind, don't discriminate based on age.
@ScaryFedoraLady You and your organization can go fuck yourself. While we like chaos, you people are the kind of disgusting scum only the most vile factions of the hivemind would associate with.
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Lung (Rage Dragon) (Verified Cape) (Kyushu Survivor)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
prophet, ABB would appreciate it if you don't disclose our secrets like that.
GloryGirl (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
prophet, You are a jerk for doing that to Amy. She's 15 for god's sake. Why are you promoting Panacea smut like that? Fuck you.
FuckSlaughterhouse (S9 Survivor) (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
prophet, if I had any lips, I would kiss you. Unfortunately I don't. That devil in a kid's clothing took my mouth and my legs before Alexandria arrived and warded them off. Even more unfortunately, my Mum and Dad were turned into abominations due to the machinations of those monsters.
Because of you, we have a chance…a chance to kill that motherfucker. I can't thank you enough, my friend. Others may say whatever about you but you- you are my hero. It would have only been better if you hadn't sicced the entire US government on Alexandria. But oh well, you win some, you lose some.
Straight as an Arrow
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
@FutaDudetta On one hand, that's the exact behaviour you need to use against Void. On the other hand, ewww. You need to get your priorities right, you pervert. That rape monster owned by Coil could be raping people right now and here you are, being a fucking pervert.
Deimos I question your tastes, I truly do. Why couldn't you just watch elf hentai instead of trash grimderp NTR shit? Remember: NTR is a trash fetish.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
@FutaDudette, fuck you.
Also @Lung, since when did you start talking so civilised? You are supposed to be a big dumb dragon. Did Prophet scare you that much? Also, is that Bomb Tinker hot? Can we get some nudes?
I LuV AznBadBoys
Replied On Feb 21th 2011:
Void, someday we are going to hack PHO and track you down. When that day comes, you are going to tortured properly before you die, you retard.
MouseProtector (The Cheesiest Cape) (Original Ward) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 22th 2011:
I know it wasn't intentional but you saved my life prophet. The S9 are headed this whey and your information is proving vital. While the Alexandria business and your obsession with Panacea is totally not gouda, I owe you my life. If you ever need my favor, just ask. The world's cheesiest cape shall be there to protect you! Mouse out.
Also, Void- it is not cheddar to ask a girl for nudes before you get to know her. Virtual Thwack
MissMilitia (Verified Cape) (Protectorate ENE)
Replied On Feb 22th 2011:
@MouseProtector, stay safe.
@Brilliger why are the people in this forum allowed to post death threats without any repercussions.
[@Briligger: Prophet has somehow managed to ward off every Tinker and non-Tinker attempt. The programmers have even tried taking down the site and the app but even that's not happening.]
MouseProtector (The Cheesiest Cape) (Original Ward) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 22th 2011:
Aww, Missy. Nice to know you care. If you weren't straight, you would be getting some pussy from this mousy woman. :D
MissMilitia (Verified Cape) (Protectorate ENE)
Replied On Feb 22th 2011:
Somehow I am glad that you aren't a Protectorate member anymore. Those types of comments would get you back to PR classes- not that you ever cared about them.
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[Tattletale]
Lisa stood up after shutting the old computer down and started pacing across the room. Regent was asking for a new one and her 'boss' was surprisingly amenable to his demands. It would take a day or two but a brand new PC would be available to them. Unfortunately, she knew that it would most likely have bugs in it.
Her boss knew that she knew that and couldn't do anything about it. Sometimes being so intelligent that you could know every one of your problems before they even came, was a curse. Especially when no solutions were in sight. The fucking fact that her boss had a tentacle monster in his basement was toe curling.
Would he sacrifice her and her teammates to the monster if they weren't up to his standards? A shiver went up her spine just thinking about it.
[Individual Coil wouldn't hesitate in sacrificing the Undersiders if it meant success in his goals.]
A chill went up her spine 'hearing' her power confirm her speculations. She would have grinned at being proven right if it didn't mean knowing what awaited her should Coil be dissatisfied. It made her even more desperate to somehow escape his grasp.
She didn't want to be raped to death by a hentai monster Humanity was truly a degenerate species- several 'entertaining animations'(hentai) from aleph were proof of that.
[Based on presence of a 'hentai' monster, individual Coil is most likely a perverted creepy old guy]
Thanks for being Mr.Obvious, power. I know you are alive, you piece of shit. Why can't you help me escape this hell if you are so great, huh? She raged against her power. She knew it wasn't fair but if her power was alive(knowing Prophet, it most likely was), why wasn't she roaming free, living her best life?
Somehow she got a vague sense of 'annoyance' from her power. Oh yeah, you are annoyed with me? Fuck you too power.
Lisa couldn't even begin to think of a plan to escape. Coil most likely has some bugs in the base so she couldn't tell any plan (when it became ready) to the Undersiders inside the base. Over the past few months, she had become attached to the gremlins- yes, even Alec even though he did his best to make her not to.
Lisa couldn't just leave without them if…when she found a way. PRT was so full of moles that it was laughable to even attempt going to them. But perhaps the new sweep that was happening would help her? She was grasping at straws but she had to get a chance somehow, right?
On the other hand, 'PanPan' and New Wave could help. Despite their family matters, they were 'Heroes', right? Also, they were under too much scrutiny at the moment. If Coil even attempted to go after them, Prophet could tear her boss a new one. Besides, Coil may have mercenaries but he didn't have enough firepower to take down any of the gangs. That was the only possibility.
Otherwise, she didn't know why her boss wouldn't just take over the bay what with all the meticulous planning and the megalomania. The Undersiders hadn't committed any significant crimes yet. They may as well be Independent Heroes if they spun a good enough tale. New Wave could protect them. So could PRT.
New Wave or PRT? Decisions decisions…
Author's note(Important): Eh. Sorry for posting this so fast. I don't think any more votes are gonna come in, judging by the number of viewers. Once again, I remind you that this is my first time being a QM. I thought of 3 days as an acceptable amount of time but it's clear that the time limit should have been shorter.
This time the time limit is 2 Days. I am not making it any shorter because I have another story to write. 2 days will be enough time for you all to vote and I can devote the extra time to my other story. Oh yeah, you can totally check it out. It's a Tensura self insert as Benimaru(the redhead Oni). Here's the link: https/forum.questionablequesting...-i-reincarnated-as-benimaru-tensura-si.19238/
Ok, so the next votes are going to be similar in nature. I was pretty surprised as I didn't see any shitposts. All of you gave pretty good options as votes. The Brandish one(for Neutral) could have won but the Coil one has a clear majority this time. The thing about Prophet appealing to the readers to provide her family immunity is true.
It's up to you if you want to continue the Panacea home angle. I just wanted to warn you all because as much as I like PanPan, the world of worm has too many conspiracies and stuff other than Panacea. If you still want to focus on our goddess PanPan, it's your choice.
Also, I would appreciate it if anyone writes an Omake based on 'Acolytes of PanPan' sub-forum. It would fuel my muse and it would be hilarious seeing the result of so much Panacea smut out there. The consequences chapter will be out in a few hours or tomorrow if I get involved in some work. Till then, Enjoy.