7 Swans a Swimming
"Sheriff, you got to help me! There are 7 white demons in my bathhouse!" Jeb yelled as he ran into the jail.
JD and Buck looked at each other in confusion. Buck decided to take the lead. "Now Jeb, calm down. What exactly do you mean?"
"They're huge and came outta no where and started flying around the room! One of them tried to stab me! You have to help!"
"Okay, okay." They both followed him over to the bathhouse. Once inside JD peeked around the curtain to see 7 swans swimming in the bathtubs. He motioned Buck to look and both men burst out laughing. "Jeb, ain't you never seen a swan before?"
"A what?"
"A swan! You just got some swans swimming around you dunderhead!" And he just knew who probably did this. "JD, why don't you take Jeb over and get him a drink so he can calm down. I'll take care of this."
Once they were gone, he let out a sharp whistle. "Come on out, Trouble."
True stepped out from behind an empty tub. "You gotta admit, that was funny!"
Buck couldn't keep the stern expression on his face."It was and I think Jeb will be too embarrassed to say anything. Clean this mess up and we can pretend this never happened."
True threw her arms around him. "You're the best Buck."
He dropped a kiss on her head. "I know."