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Topic: Adam Smasher General Discussion Thread
In: Boards Corporations Arasaka
Darkwraith_Lance (Original Poster) (Verified Edgelord) (Community Helper)
Posted on October 15th, 2076:
This is the thread dedicated as a containment thread for everything related to the Arasaka employee Adam Smasher. The admin has rejected the request for more threads, but made some changes to let certain threads extend past their normal limit. The old thread is in the archive (link 5).
Remember, there are no rules about moderation. Enjoy your ban if you piss them off.
Having said that, The following links contain the archive of basically everything known about the man in question. Remember to check the archive before asking questions about available content. Original content takes about a day or so before being added to the archive, we have to first check with the lawyer if it's legal to have saved or not.
So no, no pirated content, you have to go somewhere else for that.
Yes, parts of the UI are still bugged, yes they are still working on it, no we don't know when it'll be fixed again.
LINK 1, LINK 2, LINK 3, LINK 4, LINK 5, LINK 6, LINK 7, LINK 8
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Onahole_Wannabe
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OWO, LEASH ME DADDY YORI, I'LL BE A GOOD PUPPY SLUT!
Succu_USB
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@Onahole_Wannabe
I hope that leash makes you braindead, you insufferable whore.
@Bengali_Lad
CGI Fucking sucks, I've seen better on old shit amvs of Daedalus
Brogus
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Hey, didn't Arasaka and Militech just have a treaty thing going on? Isn't that kinda big news?
They brought back IEC, which was apparently pretty important in dino times.
Onahole_Wannabe
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@Succu_USB
You take that fucking back, Papa is gonna pound me and he's gonna love it!
@Brogus
Fucking why would they bother? Wasn't there a whole thing about IEC being targeted?
Railgunner_Randy
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@Onahole_Wannabe
I mean it's pretty obvious right? IEC will be used by Militech to spy on Araska and Vice Versa. They know new Metal Wars/5th corpo is coming, I would buy a ticket and fucked of to Europe if I were you
Hot damn, isn't Yorinobu hot tho? He looks both high corpo elegant and rebel cool. Is he single?
Succu_USB
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@Railgunner_Randy
I don't fuckin know, they're now raising megacorps back from their graves to use them as proxies. Soon enough CINO and OTEC will miraculously come back to play out the corpo war fiesta all over again.
Onahole_Wannabe
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@Railgunner_Randy
Doommonger is a euro shill
Yeah, tell me a new joke, gonktard
Railgunner_Randy
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@Succu_USB
Oh nice, can't wait to buy brand new deck from InfroCorp
@Onahole_Wannabe
Your funeral
EyeonthePrize
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Any other megacorps you monkeys would like to see resurrected? Personally I'd love to see BioDyne come back.
Exolifter_and_acessories
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@Railgunner_Randy
Better dead than E*ropean
Also Yori fucks prostitutes
He's low quality
Give me another Ol' Luke any day
@EyeonthePrize
BioDyne still exists you gonkass
Titty_Stickies
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@Exolifter_and_acessories
Anti Arasaka Slander!
Also, what prostitutes? I might want to find new side hustle
EyeonthePrize
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@Exolifter_and_acessories
How the fuck
Who else is dead then?
@Titty_Stickies
Doll chipped ones, apparently
Cyberpunk_Ethical
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@EyeonthePrize
Corps never die, they just go underground for a few decads
Kn1GhtM4r3
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@Cyberpunk_Ethical
What, like Hitler down in argentinia?
@Railgunner_Randy
Yorinobu's whole "rebel cool" is just a front ever since he bent over for his corpsedad. Yori is a corpo shitbag, just like the rest of them.
Thicc_Thighs_and_Whatnot
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Hell, knowing EBM was a German corp, they probably have the Fuhrer's head on Ice.
@EyeonthePrize
Go outside and touch 'crete you fucking NEET, BioDyne is all over.
But no, EBM couldn't come back, trying to take over Germany was retarded move
Knife's Edge
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@Thicc_Thighs_and_Whatnot
Why did they try that?
Did the Fuhrer's frozen brain command them to go for a 4th Reich?
SmashmeDaddy (Shitposter)
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I want the Smashdaddy to break in my asshole
Does he like girls or boys more?
I don't know. Does anyone?
EyeonthePrize
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@Thicc_Thighs_and_Whatnot
And get my head blown off by the first strommer who looks funny at me? No thanks.
@SmashmeDaddy
Oh no, not you again...
Maniac_Malaka
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@Knife's_Edge
Probably. Same fucking retarded moves. They fucked up Germany enough that Poland anage to win war against them and take their coastline back. Sure, with help of Militech, but still, what a fucking shitshow that was. Time of the Red was fucking wild
Bengali_Lad
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@Maniac_Malaka
What fucking history shard did you read out of?
Delete_California
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Since when did this containment thread become another fucking geopolitical general?
LUN4CY (Bot)
—
[I'm not in containment! I'm just waiting for David to come back.]
Delete_California
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FUCK OFF LUN4CY!
Whichever mod made this shit bot should flatline himself immediately.
Heiny_Huney
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@Delete_California
Ever since we could get an extension to the Old Net
I've heard that Yorinobu was a nomad biker before his bro got nuked. Maybe he needs a nomad gal, like me.
Succu_USB
—
He ain't giving you a ride
Dude has terrible tastes.
@Delete_California
Oh god, yeah. Isn't it originally some joke about that one netrunner Smasher has?
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Minute_Kibble
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@Succu_USB
He might
Also who the fuck cares? It's stupid
…That leotard does things to me, admittedly.
Bravo_Bitch
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@Delete_California
@Minute_Kibble
[Picture of a woman with cat-ear mods. She is angry.]
PulloutmyBoombox
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@Delete_California
Since Smasher became owner of Pacifica. City planners got there like roaches, and /geo/nks followed. Fucking scam, good thing most of them were retarded enough to unironically kill Saka for that Shaitan guy
Why the fuck is he even in charge of that? He's a killer,not an admin.
Ain't that a waste of his primary talents?
Corps are gonktards
Alphas
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@PulloutmyBoombox
Yeah
Man, Night City is weird as fuck
Gur_Flurgel
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@PulloutmyBoombox
Hey, every man likes to manage something
Some people like model trains, some people like those city manager BDs, and Smasher probably likes killing people who litter.
Mighty_Motoko
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Wake me when someone puts out a hit on biotechnicucks.
They will taste my blade.
Succu_USB
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@Gur_Flurgul
You know what?
Same
@Mighty_Motoko
What are you, fifteen?
Go to bed girl
Thicc_Thighs_and_Whatnot
—
@PulloutmyBoombox
Well to be fair, his model of governance is "Kill the fuckers who break rules" so…
At least it isn't chucking granola bars at Biotechnica
@Mighty_Motoko
Go out and get yourself flatlined already, kiddo.
Honestly, I'm planning on moving to Sacramento soon as this shit boils over
Nothing ever happens there
Except the Free Staters foaming at the mouth, but hey
Better than chromepocalypse
We got Martinez going bananas over his girl in some experimental frame, two borg larpers, a terrorist and a nuke, and it's all in just a year.
What's next, Hell will open up for Satan to teabag us?
Unstoppable_Force
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I want to rape Adam.
Just bolt him to a table and have my way with him until his power cells run out.
Holy shit I want him to panic while he fills my pussy.
Burger_Borg
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@Thicc_Thighs_and_Whatnot
Out of all cities in America, and he still chooses one in California.
@Unstoppable_Force
[SmasherOutOfYourMeds.wav]
How much would I have to pay for a BD of Smasher cucking this thirsty gonk?
Summer_Solstice_Suck_n_Fuck
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING DUMB
THEY ARE LITERALLY SELLING SLAVE COLLARS AND YOU BUY IT
THEY EVEN NAMED IT A FUCKING LEASH
WAKE THE FUCK UP
@Burder_Borg
Never enough.
Burger_Borg
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@Summer_Solstice_Suck_n_Fuck
You don't think I noticed it's called "Leash"?
They're honest about it
Man, humanity is fucked isn't it?
Hey, a century ago was a fuck ton better.
Even sixty years ago
Unstoppable_Force
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@Summer_Solstice_Suck_n_Fuck
And what about that is different from before?
@Burger_Borg
Always has been
We live in the Era of entirely foreseeable consequences
Exolifter_and_acessories
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even considering to buy modern chrome
Couldn't be me
@Summer_Solstice_Suck_n_Fuck
Hey, as long as the cyberpsychos are kept in check by it, I don't care.
@Unstoppable_Force
Why is the Smasher fanatic being philosophical all of a sudden?
Unstoppable_Force
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@Exolifter_and_acessories
I want him to impregnate me, it's just not all I think about
Known_Sociopath
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This fucking prick delayed my shipment due to 'rising tensions'
Fucking Orbital Air, goddamn space monkey shitskins
Justice4Haruko (BD Enjoyer)
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@Known_Sociopath
Woah, cool it there, no racism outside of /beav/
(unless it's against Saka. And Euros. And Cali fags)
Can we do a "no lusting-over-Smasher" rule for this board?
Known_Sociopath
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@Justice4Haruko
Can't wait for the EEC to conquer Africa so I can finally call them what they are
Gilded_Event (Mod)
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@Justice4Haruko
It's the Smasher containment board
LUN4CY (Bot)
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[I'm not in containment! I'm just waiting for David to come back.]
Gilded_Event (Mod)
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FUCK OFF LUN4CY
Seriously_Serious
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Can we at least pretend we're discussing Adam Smasher here?
And not posting ethnic grudges, horny daydreams, and gripes about Night City?
Bronstan
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@Seriously_Serious
No
Percy_B_Dribblin'
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Oh for fuck sake
I hate this board.
Jannies you wageless ducks.
I'm going to pay each one of you gonkshits ten K eddies if you ban all Smashsluts right now.
Gilded_Event (Mod)
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@Percy_B_Dribblin
Can't ban other mods
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Buttchug_Bandit
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OLD MAN FIGHT
OLD MAN FIGHT
OLD MAN FIGHT!
Bets now people!
Tyger vs Dragon!
Woohoo!
Metal_Gear_Chungus
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@Buttchug_Bandit
If I wanted to see two elderly people fight, I'd see the druggies on the street.
Looks cool, though
Pacifica_Thug_69
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@Buttchug_Bandit
50 eurobucks for Beast to break Tyger over his knee
Steroidfags are rather annoying, but I'm on his side. The only good Tygers are dead Tygers, fucking Saka shills.
Heehoo_Peanut
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@Pacifica_Thug_69
You merely adopted the fursuit...
Also
Das Racist
(but true)
Overly_Literal_Productions
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@Buttchug_Bandit
100 eddies for Tyger to do some weeb shit and dice Beast into giblets
If not Saka we would be part of California in NUSA so I am greatful that much
Mantis_Man
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@Overly_Literal_Productions
Doesn't really matter which hand is using you as a puppet
They've been gone from the city for forty years and it still fucking sucked. Night City is an irredeemable shithole no matter which corp sits here.
TheEagleRises
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Names himself Dragon
Does not have Firebreather implant
Such wasted potential, I hope he dies just becuase of that
Lusty_Librarian
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I sucked a Tyger dude's cock once
It was kinda cool
CandyBear
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didn't take the Dragon Biosculpt
Could you imagine.
We dont need to know that…
was it barbed?
Lusty_Librarian
—
Lemon scented
Bet Smashers cock has knobs on it
TheEagleRises
—
There was some Canadian solo for hire in the 20s, HE was a fucking Beast, Animals can't step up even with Smasher's protection
It does not
[Detailed, AI-upscaled, picture of Adam's Smasher]
SunderDownUnder
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EH, is that so Grandpa?
CANADIAN [KEKW.img]
…
Actually, pretty sure that's actually the dudes dad
Ages line up
Lusty_Librarian
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@TheEagleRises
[vid of a monkey with cybernetics getting more and more excited]
@SunderDownUnder
Animals are lead by Canadian
Well I always knew they were subhumans
AmericanTan
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@Lusty_Librarian
[vid of a man nodding his head, raising a large revolver to the side of his head]
I really need to ignore your shit more often
40lbsofcrackcocaine
—
Everyone shut the fuck up, it starts
…fucking hell their masks are preem
old-school LED tiger and a scrap-bashed dragon with glowing red eyes
Smasher could make a fortune in merch
Milkmancer
—
Holy fuck that one announcer chiick loooks gooooddd
Which one of Tyger's monoblades will break first? Place your bets!
Trusty_Patches (DangerGal)
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@40lbsofcrackcocaine
[Picture of a man holding his hands together and grinning. The face has been replaced with an edit of Subject 'Macguffin']
Orphean
—
Wait, does Tyger have an artifial windpipe?
Has this mothergonker been nearly decapitated and just walked that shit off before?
Imagine not having Kerry and highFPS HoloTV for SmashTV
Imagine being poor
Buttchug_Bandit
—
JESUS!
OLD FUCKERS TAKING A BEATING!
KINO
[Picture of a muscular, kneeling man.
Gonkfucker
—
TYGER JUST GOT SENT LIKE, A KILOMETER WITH THAT KICK
COOL AS FUCK
Thank you Jesus for letting me having eyes too see this
MoreChromeMorePlates
—
HE'S GETTING UP
HOW THE FUCK
DO DRUGS KID, FUCK THE SCHOOL
THIS IS BETTER THAN PRO WRESTLING
VeryDisonorabu
—
TYGER'S LEFT ARM IS FUCKING GONE
BEAST'S LOST A FEW FINGERS
LOOKING LIKE BEAST VICTORY BROS
Night City have blessed us with a duel of the decade. Now it's time to pay the price.
Orphean
—
Fucking hell, I knew that old Tygerboss was apparently scary in his youth. But he's taking hits like a champ
Always fear the old man in profession where you die young
Buttchug_Bandit
—
DUEL OF THE CENTURY
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS OLD PRUNE GETTING BACK UP?
RIGHT INTO MY FUCKING VEINS, PLEASE GOD!
Shipper_In_Seat
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A FIVKING TIE!
...
the smasher speaks…
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BigDonCampus
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I WANT BETTY-CHAN TO CRUSH MY HEAD BETWEEN HER TIGHS LIKE A WATERMELON
[Picture of three crying emojis]
I'm going to install a Mr studd specifically to impregnate Betty
Cute gloomy fighter girl!
Papa_Pedro
—
The Blackwatch girl is doing pretty good. At least my daughter has fun cheering for her.
@BigDonCampus
The fuck?
Sadge (Annoyingly Depressed)
—
@Brick I know you lurk here from time to time, where the fuck is Jerome. Or better yet, where the fuck were any Mealstrom fighters?
Mattie_Match
—
@Sadge
Still pissed that Based Jerome didn't sign up, can you imagine just how fucking cool tyger themed cyberpsychos would look
Sadge (Annoyingly Depressed)
—
@Mattie_Match
Yeah
They'd be pumped to fight in this
MoreChromeMorePlates
—
BASED JEROME IS TOO CHROMED FOR THIS PUNY TOURNAMENT!
JuanDark
—
EL TIGRE GRANDEEEEEEE!!!!
SwordofSilence (Shitposter)
—
@JuanDark
Aw fuck, the Latinos found this board
It's starting
Lucha time, here we go
Gohan_Blanco
—
GIVE THIS MAN THE THRONE ALREADY, CALIFORNIA BELONGS TO MEHICO
MuyMachoGrandeSenor
—
EL TIGRE GRANDE LEAPS ONTO THE STAGE!
HIS AMBITION!
VICTORY!
Jeff12
—
MÉXICO NÚMERO UNO!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!
Killimanjaro
—
@MoreChromeMorePlates
And David "Son of Adam" Martinez is not? He fucke like fourth of particpants in first 3 seconds
@Jeff12
MEXICO NUMERO UNO!
TitansTrippingBalls
—
@Jeff12
MEXICO NUMERO UUUUUNOOOOOOOO
Cinco_De_Manly
—
@MuyMachoGrandeSenor
EL TIGRE EL TIGRE EL TIGRE
MEXICO CAMPEÓN DEL MUNDO
VIVA LA MEXICAN METALS
Goblin_Layer
—
@Gohan_Blanco
California will belong to Mexico over my dead body
But this guy is cool
@BigDonCampus
I want the Mox girl to rim me so fucking bad
Look at her lips
Fucking bubble luscious
Can you imagine getting your balls stepped on by those killer heels?
that's the good shit
Bronado
—
Can't wait for the first match
@Goblin_Layer
Which ones? You seen how fucking TIGHT her pants were?
Goblin_Layer
—
I can't get those to tongue my asshole...
Unless...
Bruce_the_Tiny
—
Eh, moxie's a joytoy with sponsored cyberlimbs. Couldn't care much about her.
@Goblin_Layer
Stop
Jannieeeeees. This ain't Smasherlust, kill him.
Mama_Knows_Best (Verified Granny)
—
Charybdis Midnight Lady. Run that thig in early 60s. Good stuff
@Bruce_the_Tiny
It's Smasher's tournament, it's still on topic you gonk
Jannies, ban this fucker for trying to ban other fuckers
Nothing_But_Trouble
—
[Message has been Deleted by Moderation]
[User was Banned for this post]
Handsome_John
—
My boy, THE RAT, IS GONNA WIN THIS!
NO JEROME TO STOP HIM NOW!
All_Black_Chrome
—
@Para_Pedro
Go Blackwatch!
Who made this girl anyways? She is pure sex
…why is there so little about Smasher right now, isn't this his contai- thread?
Average_Futanari_Enjoyer
—
God I fucking love the announcers
big tiddy prego chick can't handled based Bruce's bants, and Kerry's just trying to stop the two from killing eachother
Imagine him chomping on Beaty's or Mox girl's ass
[Picture of a crying monkey]
Milkmancer
—
@Average_Futanari_Enojyer
...she got some really fat milkers, yeah
Like holy shit
I think those are bigger than my head
Can't believe Smasher got to breed that
Holy shit
Fucking perfect woman
That's HIS baby in that woman's womb right now
And you girls want to compete with HER? Hah, touch concrete.
Like_Lightning
—
@All_Black_Chrome
Most of us are posting in the Jap version of this thread right now. Smasher's over in Nipponland being forced to do PR. Sure, hourly delays, but it's still faster than waiting in this thread for new stuff.
@Average_Futanari_Enojyer
Jelly
...do you think she'll release her bioware suite list?
Because uhh
I want those
[picture of a drooling monkey]
@Like_Lightning
The fuck is concrete?
You mean asphate, gonktard?
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Sap_Sipper
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Where THE FUCK DID THE BRIDGES GO? How am I meant to reach Lizzie's now?
Gohan_Blanco
—
CMON TIGE SHOW THAT TWINK WHO IS TRUE MEXICAN MACHO
MoreChromeMorePlates
—
HOLY FUCK
JEROME'S FUCKING BACK
A-A-Ron
—
WALKING INTO THE FUCKING AREA
JEROME
THE
CHROMED
BiggerBoomstick
—
JEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE
RETURNING FOR HIS TITLE MATCH!
JEROME CHADS ALLWAYS WIN
Delete_California
—
@Gohan_Blanco
@MoreChromeMorePlates
@A-A-Ron
@BiggerBoomstick
Stick off from the tourney for a moment, you monkeys. There's hell breaking loose in all of Watson.
A-A-Ron
—
NOW THIS IS FUCKING PREEM CMON TIGRE CMON DAVID SHOW ME YOUR GUTS
@Delete_California
no, Watson smelly and filled with whores
TouchMuffin
—
SOME SPIDER FUCKER JUST SHOT MY NEIGHBOR
IT'S GODDAMN CHAOS OVER HERE
Smal_Bongus
—
HOLY SHIT LADS I AM FUCKED
[Picture made from inside a block, of Maelstrom members attacking Trauma Team Tower with RPGs]
RealSteel
—
IT BEGINS
FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN HALF A YEAR
EVERYTHING GETS FUCKED
MEALSTROM REVOLUTION, LONG LIVE THE BRICKSTAN
WOOOOOOOOO
HellfireHumping
—
@Delete_California
That's Night City in its entirety. Anyways it seems that Maelstrom's trying to take over the entire region? Brick, you suicidal idiot, my favourite gang's gonna die now.
@RealSteel
CRASHING THIS REGION
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Gohan_Blanco
—
Holy shit, Jerome learned to netrun
@HellfireHumping
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
AverageConcernedCitizen
—
[Pic of Afterlife's entrance blowing up]
Looks like the Hag's getting blown up as well, fucking Maelstrom.
SmashmeDaddy (Shitposter)
—
[Picture of McGuffin taking out Jerome]
"Dr. David, I am Netwatch"
Samurai_Forever (NC Resident)
—
Who in the everloving FUCK is driving Johnny's Porche?
StormisApproaching
—
@Samurai_Forever
WHO. WHERE. I NEED TO SEE.
Mister5by5 (Borg Watcher) (NC Resident)
—
@StormisApproaching
The same guy that ran over the police blockade on the last bridge
literrally ran
on his feet
Florghorg_the_Unwilling
—
Holy shit I just saw two street punks with some corpo slut killing like 20 mealstromers attacking Ripperdoc's union HQ at Vector's
Ass_slinging_slasher
—
[Camera footage of Subject 'Silverman' crashing into a block]
Who the fuck is this guy anyways?
Inyourcameras
—
(Blurry footage of a Porche 911 II (930) Turbo absolutely gunning it towards Maelstrom HQ)
This man is goddamn insane
SmashmeDaddy
—
@Inyourcameras
CRASHING MAELSTROM WITH NO SURVIVORS!
@Ass_slinging_slasher
It's him, the long lost brother of Smahser.
Samuel Atomiser
SunderDownUnder
—
Bros, I live in Westbrook and I heard that fucking 911 engine from all the way over here
whoever the fuck is driving it is goddamn MOTIVATED
@AverageConcernedCitizen
SERVES YOU RIGHT, SAKA SCUM.
LONG LIVE THE MAELSTROM
Man_Of_Mystery (Oldestfag)
—
GUYS
YOU WON'T FUCKING BELIVE THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN WATSON MEGABLOCK
FI-FUCKING-TY BONA FIDE INQUISTORS
WITH
PAINTBALL GUNS
JUST TOOK OUT THREE MEALSTROM SAMSONS
I_Found_The_Red_Jewel
—
@Man_Of_Mystery
AVE CEASAR
HAIL CAESAR
THE LEGION NEVER DIES
LEGENDS NEVER DIEEEE.wav
I will dechrome my Midnight Lady and go back to cloned pussy in their honor when this shit is over
In other news, Ladies, we are done.
[Picture from Virtuality looking over to Watson]
I'm getting into my fridge. See you on the battlefield, monkeys.
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[Records Corrupted]
[Records skipping to next viable iteration]
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Topic: Adam Smasher General Discussion Thread (Version 2)
In: Boards Corporations Arasaka
Darkwraith_Lance (Original Poster) (Verified Edgelord) (Community Helper)
Posted on January 15th, 2077:
This is the thread dedicated as a containment thread for everything related to the Arasaka employee Adam Smasher. The admin has rejected the request for more threads, but made some changes to let certain threads extend past their normal limit. Most of the old thread is in the archive (link 5).
Remember, there are no rules about moderation. Enjoy your ban if you piss them off.
Having said that, The following links contain the archive of basically everything known about the man in question (that we've managed to recover). Remember to check the archive before asking questions about available content. Original content takes about a day or so before being added to the archive, we have to first check with the lawyer if it's legal to have saved or not.
So no, no pirated content, you have to go somewhere else for that.
Yes, parts of the UI are still bugged, yes they are still working on it, no we don't know when it'll be fixed again. Most of the Patch's features are still down, the mods are working as fast as they can to get those up again, no ETA yet.
Around half of our archived stuff got wiped out in the Maelstrom Incident (Jan 2077), so bear with us not having some stuff you might remember. If you have any copies of the old archive, please get in touch with a mod about it.
LINK 1, LINK 2, LINK 3, LINK 4, LINK 5,
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Anonymous
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After he fucked over Saka Tower first time, back in 2013, he fucked over too Nomads. And there are since Collapse rumors of one clan that is super technologically advanced. They are half legend, half truth, half not truth. Technomancers.
Anonymous
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What, that stuff?
I think I met one once. Not entirely sure though. Coulda been a mad scientist by herself.
But other than that, they aren't real
I'm just holing up here with all the Net shit.
Anonymous
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desert dwelling super borg engineers
Bitch you ain't the only motherfucker on the NET who's read Battlemace 40 Million, that's just the Engineer Adepts
Anonymous
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Guys, brand new member of Nomad Melastroms here, get a hold of this what our drones captured
[Aerial photo of Arasaka convoy, with something under tarps spread across several trucks]
Any idea what this is or who the fuck was looted up north?
Anonymous
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I heard rumors about a pack of Smashers (as in, all of his frames out and about at once) going north, but that's about it.
Considering how big whatever the fuck that thing is, that's probably why he (they?) was sent out.
Anonymous
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...Smasher could run a train on me by himself
[Heavy breathing monkey]
Anonymous
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Abbey volunteered for some corpo superweapon project, just to try and get SMASHED
I kneel Abbey-san, you are truly femcel supreme
Five smashers at once
Abbey is that you? Did you got dehydrated due to masturbation fantasies and that's why we couldn't get to you?
Anonymous
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WE HAVE TO CONFIRMATION
THE MAD BITCH LIVES
[Selfie of Jackie showing two Vs and Falco talking with Snake Nation bloodied leader behind him, bodies all around. Abbey is in the background near the car.]
My choom sent me this to make me jelly over the 100k ebs each gig he got. And guess who pays? ADAM FUCKING SMASHER
Anonymous
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Maybe it's have to do with this
[News link: Araska attacks Petrochem]
Anonymous
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100k eddies
straight from Adam himself
She's living the dream, holy shit
Anonymous
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No wonder she doesn't post, she is in her own personal paradise. Lucky bitch, I want piece too.
At this rate she's going to post a positive pregnancy test and never fucking come back
Anonymous
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I got footage of where Smasher went
[Drone-view Video of the Dragon fight]
Anonymous
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IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT
METACORP SICCED FUCKING MECHAGODZILLA ON HIM
DRAGON DRAON DRAGON
Anonymous
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I know how you bitches operate, if anyone will call the dragon "milf" or anything like that I will ban you. Take that zoophila shit to /bd/
Anonymous
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...
mommy dragon uooohhh
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Anonymous
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Let's look at this the other way
Smasher fought a fucking cyberdragon and won
How the fuck did he even pull that off? Did Saka just cut his brain into fifths and slap the chunks in each frame or something?
Smasher was literally built different jesus christ
Anonymous
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Maybe his ICON pilots them? Like during Watson NetMassacre
Still, the fucking cyberkaiju just DELETED three frames of Adam, including his personal one and the fucking DRAGOON
If it had better armor it could take one DaiOni I bet my Romanova's ass
Anonymous
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You mean him?
he pilots them
It's not like he has an AI in his head, they were down the same time
Elephant called it "Uriel", maybe he has multiple personality disorder? He is only human after all, so much cheome should give him psychosis after almost a century of living
Anonymous
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All you gonks aren't asking the real question
Why was Smasher out there?
Why did he hire mercs for this job?
And the cincher: Where's Martinez? He just dissapeared off of the publicly available footage after they finished cleaning up Maelstrom.
Anonymous
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He was obviously there to fight the fucking dragon
it's a fucking dragon
this part isn't complicated
Anonymous
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Well, he isn't in Night City, nor he was with Abbey nor Smahser.
And the saka agents that attacked Petrochem were no-name corpos.
Rest of Smashlings are MIA as well.
Did anything else got attacked outside of NC after Watson?
Br*vo you shitposter, show up again, give us some more infoscraps
Anonymous
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No
Anonymous
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I will pay your debts in Short Circuit if you do